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04/08/2021 

Kim K Realty 1

New series starring Kim Kardashian... She's starts a real estate company and gets down to some good old fashioned sexy, money making fun... Real estate style........

"Yes... it's a new venture for me. Hmm?... Yes... my husband's been very supportive of my decision. OK... I need to go. I'm with a potential client at a showing right now. OK... you're welcome...." Kim hangs up the phone.

"I'm sorry about that. Just some pesky media person asking about my new business. Now... where we're we?" Kim shoots the client a real sexy Kim K smile.

"I believe you we're describing the layout and square footage."

"Yes... as I said... it's approximately 22,000 Sq. Ft. As you can see, the house has a very beautiful infinity pool. I love this pool. It's so sexy." Kim keeps smiling as she and the client walk around out back, checking out the pretty large infinity pool.

"Much like you, my dear." A naughty smirk from the old guy.

"Aww... thank you. You're sweet, Ted." Kim rubs his face, then walks by him, making sure to brush her world famous rump up against him as she walks by. Kim know how to use her assets to get what she wants.

Kim bends over at the edge of the pool as she reaches down to feel the water temperature. She smirks to herself, making sure to stick her butt out for Ted's viewing pleasure. She's wearing a very, very skimpy crème colored mini skirt that barely... and I mean barely... covers that extra delicious and curvy rump. She wiggles it a little for ol' Ted, who leers his horny approval of the delightful sight.

Ted reaches over and softly squeezes Kim's rump as she stands back up. She smirks to herself again, knowing her unique charm is working quite well on her potential buyer.

"Lets go inside, Ted. I'll show you the kitchen. Follow me, please." Kim smiles... a slight tinge of naughtiness beaming through her very beautiful grin.

"Lead the way, my dear." Ted keeps squeezing that delectable rump as Kim heads inside... Ted right behind her... and her behind.

Once in the kitchen, Kim shows Ted around, his hand off of her butt finally.

"Beautiful kitchen. How much are you asking again?" Ted asks, looking around at all of the top of the line appliances and décor in the very high end kitchen.

"$32,000,000. It a steal. The homes around here are all valued at 35 and above." Kim shoots Ted a sweet, sex smile, folding her arms under her ample chest, making sure to stick her DDs out so Ted can freely ogle her uber gorgeous cleavage in her orange silk blouse that's unbuttoned past her heaving breasts.

"I don't know about 32 million though."

"Well... I'm always open for a good counter offer." Kim blows Ted a very sexy kiss and giggles. She's turning on the Kim K charm real nice. Ted just smirks... and hears something.

"Did you hear that?"

"What?"

"That noise." Ted points out the noise coming from down the hall.

Kim listens closely. She hears a banging noise from a closet down the hall from the kitchen. She walks down the hall towards it with Ted behind her. They stop at the storage closet at the end of the hall. Kim and Ted listen, clearly hearing banging noises coming from inside the closet.

Ted slowly opens the closet and....... My son David pops out, all geared up in a gimp outfit with a ball gag in his mouth and nipple clamps on his nips. Kim looks him over and giggles, knowing how kinky we all are. Ted shakes his head at the sight of my overweight 18 year old son in a black studded mask and black g string that's barely containing his big fat dick. His wrists are also tied together.

They help David, who's breathing heavy, down the hall back into the kitchen and help him sit down at the table, untying his wrists. David takes a few deep breaths when Kim removes the ball gag.

"Do you know this guy?"

"Yes... he's my son in law, David...... Are you OK, David?" Kim asks, rubbing his chubby cheek, a loving step mom look on her awesomely radiant face.

"Uhhh... yeah... I'm... OK..." David tries to slow his breathing.

"Why were you in the closet... and tied up?"

"Oh... Kaia and Misha were playing a prank on me, I guess. Sorry." David rubs his wrists.

"Who?"

"Kaia is my husband's sister. Misha is one of his wives." Kim explains the relationship setup to ol' Ted.

"One of? So you're not the only one?... Lucky guy." Ted smirks, then laughs.

"I'm a lucky wife too...."

"Boobies... boobies... boobies... boobies....." David just starts blurting it out, yanking his big dick out of the black g string and jerking it as he grabs at Kim's breasts, and licks his pudgy lips. She starts to push his hands away to maintain a certain level of saleswoman professionalism... but quickly just gives up and lets David roughly feel her up.

His big hands roughly grope those firm DDs, Kim's white satin bra smoothly rubbing on her sensitive breast flesh as my son manhandles her jutting jugs. She coos happily as Ted watches, smirking away, then rubbing his bulge... which Kim notices is very fat. She smiles approvingly.

Kim playfully shakes her eyebrows as Ted unzips his trousers and pulls out the fattest dick she's ever seen. It's only about seven inches long, but.... BUT.... About as thick as his chubby forearm. Ted jerks it, shaking it and wiggling it for my wife as my son assaults her super lush titties through her thin blouse with his left hand, jerking off himself with his right.

Kim decides to kick things up a few notches, kneeling by David and jerking his big thick cock herself. She slowly licks the bright pink helmet shaped head and nibbles on it, making David growl happily.

"Here, baby... convince me to buy the place." Ted confidently smirks, shoving his extra fat dick in Kim's face. She gives an approving grin and sucks it in, her mouth stretched wide around that enormous old meat. Kim loves older dick so she really enjoys bobbing on that 70 year old cock. It's veiny and throbbing hard in her mouth as she jerks David's big dick while he keeps roughly groping her white satin bra covered breasts.

Ted grabs Kim's head and grips it, skull fucking her hard and fast. His massive meat powers in and out of her mouth, Kim's saliva pouring out of the corners of her orally abused mouth. His big belly slapping against Kim's sexually charged face each rough thrust in. She takes the rough mouth fucking in stride, not gagging, just smiling and cooing happily, her mouth being used as a mindless fuck hole for Ted's intense carnal lust.

Kim rides David's nine thick inches reverse cowgirl, still getting her mouth ravaged by Ted's massively hard and throbbing old dick. He rams it all the way down her throat, his crotch smacking Kim's perfect face, her tongue lapping at his fat, gray haired balls. Kim loves rough sex and Ted is finding that out real quick. He keeps smirking... and abusing Kim's mouth and throat... as she bounces in David's big thick meat, her pussy convulsing around it, her juices smoothly oozing down that thick shaft as it drills up her magical, Kim K cunt.

David and Ted stand beside Kim as she alternates spitting on and sucking in both dicks, sucking on both sets of balls as well. She spits on the balls, then laps them clean, repeating the process on each fat dick.

Ted lights a fat stogie, grinning from ear to ear as Kim beautifully looks up at him, sucking furiously on that massive, old veiny dick. His big belly shaking hard as Kim furiously sucks him off. His cock lurches in her mouth right before it shoots its creamy load right down her throat. Kim gulps it all down with no problem, that very tasty dick slime running down her throat as she pumps the shaft and sucks that ridiculously fat old dick dry.

Kim moves to David's 18 year old dick, sucking ravenously on it, her mouth slurping and pumping it easier that Ted's fatter dick. David grunts and growls... and cums... his jizz oozing out, coating Kim's lusty tongue, bathing her tonsils too. She coos with cummy delight as she drinks it down, loving the rich, creamy taste of her stepson's gooey nut.

"Well... you got a deal, hunny. Now... I wanna fuck that pussy for a couple of hours to really make me feel good about the deal. Shall we try out the hot tub out back?" Ted helps Kim up. She giggles and nods, leading Ted out to the hot tub.

Another win for my amazing wife. Kim K Realty is rockin' and rollin' like we all knew it would. If you're in the market for a high end home in LA, hit up my wife, and who knows... maybe she'll try out the hot tub with you too. (Pimp laugh).

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01/17/2021 

My Wife the Slut

Georgia and I have been married for three years. She's Canadian, but originally from South Africa. I'm American, but originally from... America. Ha.

We have a great relationship. No kids. We never argue. She's a great cook and let's me be me. And... we fuck our brains out all day and night. So... it's a really cool marriage.

My wife turns me on so fucking much. Short dark hair. Sexy as fuck curves and accent. And... natural DD titties that drive me, my hands, my mouth... and my cock... crazy with lust 24/7.

Like right now. We're waiting for the pizza delivery boy, Steve. He's 18, short and nerdy... and he's got a big crush on my wife. She's wearing just a white cotton bathrobe. Nothing else. We're smoking some good shit, puffing and passing while I feel her up, getting her big titties and phat nips all ready for little ol' Steve.

Georgia loves flashing. She fucking LOVES it! She's always showing her big titties. All the time. Her pussy and ass too. We're always fucking in public and that's a huge turn on for us both. Fucking Georgia doggy style as she bends over the railing outside the bar down the street while half drunk yay hoos walk by and cheer us on and take pics is fucking awesome. It's one of our favorite hobbies. The bar owner loves us. We bring in a lot of business for her. I fuck her too. Usually while Georgia films it and lets some stranger feel her up from behind while she does. My wife's such a sexy slut.

Oh... Steve's here. He knocks on the door. Georgia answers, smirking back at me, still smoking. She opens her robe right as she open the door. Steve almost drops the pizza. Dude needs to chill. It's a large with extra mushrooms and sausage peppers. Great fucking pizza.

Georgia pretends she can't find her money in her robe, letting Steve ogle her perfect, naked jugs as long as possible. Rock hard nips and all. My wife's got awesome tits. Just awesome. So full and hefty, soft and jiggly with phat pink nips and large, wide areolaes. Such beautiful hooters, eh. (Happy smirk while I take pics from the couch)

Georgia finally pays Steve. He's standing there, drooling, staring a hole through my wife's jutting jugs. He's in awe of them. I smirk, laughing to myself. Georgia smirks back at me, loving how excited the pizza delivery boy is by her extra luscious cans.

"So... you want a blow job or a titty fuck for your tip?" Georgia calmly asks, Steve, smoking away. She blows smoke right in his face to get him to snap outta his hardcore titty daze. He coughs, finally chillin' with the staring.

"Ummm.... I.... Ummmm...." Dude's mesmerized by my slutty wife. That super sexy South African accent certainly helps with that.

"OK... titty fuck it is." Georgia takes charge. She smokey smiles back at me, then kneels down and whips out Steve's 8 incher. Little dude with a big dick.

Georgia spits on it a couple of times, then slides it in between those lush titty mountains on her chest and starts pumping that big dick with them big ass titties. I don't think Steve has moved a muscle. I think he's still in shock or something.

I watch and film my wife pumping that big dick with her hefty jugs, pushing them tight around the young cock, shaking them non stop as she fucks Steve's young dick with her middle aged tits. I rub my own dick, pulling it out and jerking it as I watch my hot Canadian/South African wife violently... and very smokey... fuck Steve's thumping dick. He starts grunting and growling so Georgia speeds up even faster, pumping that throbbing shaft harder and harder, the slimy precum pouring out if it, wetting my wife's gorgeous tits, making them glisten bright in the living room light.

"OH FUCK!" Steve keeps it short and simple. He pumps his wad all over my wife's luscious cans as she keeps up the violent dick pumping with her breasts. Her big, bouncy titties perfectly jerk out Steve's full, creamy load in no time at all.

"Mmmmmm... I love cum." Georgia looks at that spent 18 year old dick, and all of that gooey cream... and goes wild. She laps her awesome, large titties clean as I film it. She collects all the sperm on her tongue and wiggles it at Steve, who can't stop goofy grinning. She drinks it down in one quick gulp, then sucks his dick clean, swinging her head around wildly as she sucks, spitting on it, then deep throwing it to his balls. She even licks them as she fucks his young dick with her super horny milf throat.

Steve comes in and hangs out, smoking with us, having a couple of beers too. We were his last delivery of the night. We end up fucking on the couch. Me fucking Steve's ass while he fucks Georgia's. I start pissing in his super tight... but not virgin... ass, then pull out and finish pissing all over Georgia's gorgeous, smiling face as she blows smoke all over my wildly pissing cock.

Steve and I end up both cumming all over Georgia's face. She sucks us both clean, then drinks two loads of warm piss for good measure. It's Steve's first time pissing in a woman's mouth. So we broke his virginity in some fashion at least.

We chow down on the pizza, then Steve leaves. I fuck Georgia in the shower after he leaves, ass fucking her, then cumming in her super soaked cunt. My hands happily molest her wet and jiggly DDs the whole wet and wild time. Best way to take a shower, for damn sure.

Another great, slutty night with my wife. Every day's like that. I found my sexual soulmate... and married her. And thank God big time for that.

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01/17/2021 

My Hot Black Wife Ch. 1

My wife SaRae and I have been married for five years. Five wonderfully happy years. Five sexually intense, awesome, awesome years.

I met her in an adult bookstore one night. She was browsing the interracial mags... and so was I. I noticed her and smiled. She smiled back. That gorgeous, magnetic smile. God... she's got the most beautiful smile.

I've always had a thing for black chicks... and SaRae's always loved white dicks. So... we're a perfect match.

We ended up fucking in a movie booth at the bookstore that night. We watched a gloryhole vid with a black chick sucking three white dicks while we fucked. SaRae rode me as is sat in a chair. I banged her black booty while she bent over with her hands on the wall.

A white dick mysteriously popped through the gloryhole about a foot from her perfect ebony face as she came. It surprised SaRae. She chewed her gum and grinned at me, watching the white dick jump in the hole while my own white dick jumped in her butt as I fucked it.

She reached down and touched the average sized cock. It jumped again when she touched it. SaRae laughed, blew a bubble... and grabbed it.

She jerked it while I finished ass fucking her. I came up her butt and kissed her, swapping spit with my future wife as she jerked off the stranger on the other side of the wall.

When SaRae felt the white dick lurch in her hand from it's impending cum, she leaned over and sucked it jerking it off into her cum hungry mouth. I watched my wife swallow that white stranger's jizz while I rubbed her pussy and played with her big hanging jugs. It was so fucking hot. A complete stranger cumming in my gorgeous black wife's mouth at a gloryhole. So seedy and dirty... so perfect.

When SaRae finished gulping down the white cock's slimy seed, it disappeared back into the hole. She looked at me and smiled, so turned on by the whole kinky situation. That made two of us.

I groped her 36DDs, squeezing them for dear life as another white dick popped through the hole. SaRae backed into it, sliding it up her black pussy, bending over to suck me off while the white stranger pussy fucked her senseless.

My seven inches rammed down her throat as the white dick poking through the hole slammed up her black cunt, throbbing and lurching inside my wife's quivering cunt.

SaRae drank my cum... and piss... as she took the stranger's creamy goo in her cumming black cunt. Another white dick took its place and forced its way up my wife's black ass, my cum lubing it's path up her sweet smelling bowels. She screamed and kept sucking me, playing with her hanging jugs as I held her head on my cock.

We sucked and fucked for another hour there in the movie booth. SaRae sucked off two other white cocks, drinking their sperm while she rode my cock as I sat in a chair. My hands roughly manhandled her big black melons constantly as I happily watched my wife give in to her white cock lust.

When we left the manager gave SaRae his number and told her to call him and he'd hook her up with more random white cocks anytime she wanted them. She loved that idea, kissing him and giving him a hand job for his trouble.

We fucked in our van when we got to the parking lot. I pissed in her ass, washing out all of that cum. She drank my piss again too, even blowing a stranger when he looked in the open side door. We loved being watched. So much sex that night.

I film SaRae fucking the landlord every month to pay the rent. My wife's white cock hunger saves us a tremendous amount of money on rent. The fat old landlord loves doing my beautiful wife's black booty so she makes sure to get it nice and lubed up for his huge old white cock each time.

SaRae blows... or titty fucks... the pizza delivery guy every time for his special tip. He really appreciates it. He never even charges us for the pizza anymore. Ha. Plus... filming his young white dick cumming all over her smiling black face makes for some good selling Onlyfans content.

I love my wife so much. We get along so well and we fuck ourselves into sexual nirvana every day. It's an awesome life for sure. And it's all thanks to My Hot Black Wife.

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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 4

"Yeah... he's doing great. Ha. I know. I'm keeping him in shape. OK... I'll see you when you get back... hahaha... sure... I'll keep him UP and ready for you. Ha."

"That was Kim. She's picking up David. She wants me to keep you ready to go for when she gets back. Hahaha. She said she loves you more than anything too. Ditto on that one, handsome."

"Of course, my love. Ditto back, hot stuff. Mmmmmmmmm." I'm dining on one of the greatest and most delicious foods on earth. Ronda Rousey's ass. My very naughty tongue is shoved chin deep up there as my it dances the dirty tango all up in her sweet smelling, and sweet tasting, trembling bowels. God... I love eating ass. Especially hers.

I squeeze, slap, shake, squeeze some more... and worship my champion bad ass wife's absolutely perfect ass. We just fucked for an hour in the gym. We're still there. Ronda's bottomless, her white and pink, zip up spandex top is still on, zipped down past her luscious breasts. Along with her white and pink sexy sneakers. Dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, like I love. I came up her sweet twat, after she rode me all horny cowgirl and horny reverse cowgirl and all, shaking her divine ass all over my fourteen inch sex monster, leaning down and swapping spit with me while I very mischievously molested her small, super jiggly titties. Awesome time.

I wanna get Ronda pregnant and I think I slide this one past the goalie successfully. It just felt like I was knocking her up.

"God... your so good at eating ass, baby. Sooooo poop good. Mmmmmmmmm. Ah!" Ronda gleefully hugs the rail in front of her, her face rubbing it softly as her eyes roll back in sheer, assly euphoric delight into her head. (New one there)... Her tongue sticks out of the left corner of her mouth as she happily grins as wide as all outside. Shaking her ass on my face the whole, raunchy ass munching time.

I decided to spend another pimp hour gobbling up, biting, locking, sucking, slapping and kissing Ronda's sweaty ass while she tweeted about it to her many fans, posting real nice pics and all. She's so considerate of her fans.

Ronda's cum a dozen times so far. Ten from me pussy plowing her, and two more from the expert salad tossing I'm doing on her. Rolling my tongue 180 degrees in both th directions, lapping and popping it all over those very appreciative bowels.

I suck out another squirt, drinking down Ronda's top o' the line pussy dessert. So tasty. Milky smooth perfection. I lusty lick her labia and ravenously on that cream pumping cunt at the same delicious time.

"SOOOOOOOOO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMM!! Daddy big dick gets it every time. Oh hell yeahhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmm." Ronda's so sweet. My love. Been in mad love with her since I first met her. Fucked her approximately five minutes later. Been freak fucking her very beautiful, bad ass brains out ever since.

Ronda wheels around and kneels in front of me, holding my head in her hands. She smiles so pretty, licking my lips twice, then diving in full boar, tongue molesting my innocent tongue, mouth, and throat as I grin away in sexually wondrous euphoria. I'm back home and happy as fuck... and titty molesting Ronda as she uses my mouth for her own... and of course, mine too.. perverted pleasure.

"I'm so glad you're back home, baby." Ronda hugs me around my neck and kisses the fuck outta my lips. God... that ass kicking chick can kiss. I tickle her sides as we happily make out. Ronda giggles, then spits down my throat... and takes mine in return. Naughty little mynx. Love it!

"Glad to be back, baby doll."

"How was Texas?" Ronda can't stop smiling... and licking and kissing all over my extremely pleased... and Ronda Rousey ass basted... face.

"Great. Met a couple of new stars for us. Drita introduced me to 'em. She's got great taste. Both big twitted. One Black. One Latina. Both horny as fuck. Had a really fun four-way in the hotel room with 'em. Me and Drita (Mob Wives) double analed them both. She fisted the black chick's ass while I pissed down her throat. The Brazilian chick ate my ass at the same time. Awesome time. You need to see her. She's fucking gorgeous as all hell. Thinking about wifing her up. Tina Fire (Brazilian porn chick). God... she's hot. Good God almighty, she's hot!

"Mmmmmmm... sounds awesome. I can't wait to try her out for myself. Brazilian girls always have great asses. Hahaha." Ronda smirks and licks me from chin to hair. God... I'm lovin' being Mr Ronda Rousey.

"Indeed. Indeeddddddd." I playfully smirk at my hot as all fuck woman. (Inside wrestling reference)

We laugh and swap some more spit, then I remember to ask about David. "You said Kim's picking up David? Is that Tom's buddy?"

"His son. He's supposed real geeky and shy, but I'm sure we can fix him. Two rich studs to PUMP for more money." Ronda beams beautifully, hugging me tight. We tongue fuck some more and head to the shower. Ronda hugging me tight and kissing me, legs wrapped tight around my waist the whole way.

Over at the Freak City Racing office...

"Lisa... you've got to concentrate more on driving. And maybe a little less on getting gangbanged. James has invested a lot of money in us. I don't want to let him down."

"I don't want to let my sweet, sexy nephew down either. He knows that. God... I need his cock though. Where is he?"

"See... he's in the gym with Ronda. But that's what I'm talking about. Your lack of concentration can't hurt you out there on the track. I'm trying my best to train you as best as I can. OK?"

"I know, Danica. I really appreciate it, sweetheart. I'm just so horny all the damn time. Sorry. I'll try harder... I promise." My auntie/wife Lisa Sparxxx blows my wife Danica Patrick a real sweet... and as always... real slutty... kiss. I love my aunt/wife Lisa so much. I married her cause she asked me to, once. That's all it took. She's so freaking fun to be around. A porn legend and aunt legend too. Now hopefully, a racing legend also. She begged me to start a race team... and fucked my brains out for a beautifully freaky week to convince me to... so she could live out her dream of being a race car driver. She knows I can't so no to her anyway, but I didn't turn down that very fun convincing either.

"Hold on... yes? Matt who?... Oh, Matt. Yeah... Stephanie told me about him. Hahaha. We watched him perform at the big title match. Very nice performance too... God, yes. I love a lot of cum. I couldn't believe how much he shot into Charlotte's mouth and all over her face though..."

Lisa's getting all hot and bothered listening to Danica talk to Drita on the phone. Cum is always a prime keyword for my dear slutty aunt Lisa.

"Yeah... I'll come over and sign an autograph for him... sure. OK... I'll be right over. Thanks, Drita."

"What was all that so much cum talk about? Sounds delicious. Mmmmmmm. Cum. God... I love it so." Lisa sits back in the chair in Danica's office, right forefinger in the mouth, grinning away, thinking about being Matt's next cum dumpster target.

"Yeah... I know. I agree with you on that though. Cum is extra yummy. Matt's here. Drita showing him around. She said he asked to meet me and get an autograph so I'm gonna head over there. Wanna come?" Danica stands up from her desk and grabs her phone.

"Oh yeahhhhhh!.. And I'll accompany you too." Lisa mischievously smirks and makes Danica laugh. Her extra bawdy sense of humor is a very charming quality of hers.

While Lisa and Danica head on over to the podcast studios, Kim and David gets to know each other a little in the back seat of her Kim K, ice white Bentley. Got her name in 24kt gold on both sides of it. A birthday gift from yours truly.

"Wow... Kim Kardashian. I can't believe I'm sitting in the back of a Bentley with Kim Kardashian herself. Awesome. Absolutely awesome." David pumps his fist, all excited about the ride from the airport. He's a huge dude. Tall... and real fat. About 400 pounds or so. Nice kid supposedly though. I forgot he was Tom's son. Too busy thinking about Tina Fire. Ha.

"That's very sweet, David. It's a pleasure to meet you, as well. I've heard a lot about you from your dad. He's such a sweet guy. He tells me he's really proud of you. He says his sexual prowess runs in the family too. Is it true?" Kim gives ol' David a very inquisitive, and very naughty, eyebrow raise and grin.

David swallows hard, looking Kim over. Her smooth, supple legs are crossed. Barely covered by a very skimpy brown miniskirt that barely covers Kim's world's greatest ass. He gulp hard again. "Ummm... I... I don't know about that. I'm kinda shy. Sorry. I mean, I love chicks. I just... I..." He can't stop gawking at my woman... and that makes me smile.

"I know. You're shy. That's sweet. I'm sure we can help you over come that, David. If you want to, of course." Kim opens her short, brown business jacket, showing David her bare breasts. They're so freaking perfect in every way... like the rest of her. David almost faints in the back seat, but he nods and starts drooling, still gawking hard too. Kim giggles at his nervousness.

"I'm glad you approve. We'll definitely have a great time together. Don't worry about that, David. Kim softly pats his left cheek, a very confident and very beautiful smirk on her very perfect face. Kim notices a bulge under David's huge gut. It's shaded by David's massive belly, but she can still tell It's large. That makes Kim smirk a little brighter. Big dicks are always a very welcome sight to her.

David keeps up the drooling and gawking all the way to our home. Kim's used to it so she thinks it's sweet. She knows he's gonna be an easy investor to keep happy... and that makes her real happy.

Kim smiles at Spence in the rear view mirror. He's driving her. Another of his many jobs. Kim decides to kick up the David having fun stuff another notch or so.

"Spence... take out your beautiful cock, please." Kim winks at him in the mirror. He grins back. They stop at a light so Spence unzips his pants and whips out his newly larger... thanks to a new injection he found through Kathie Lee... cock. He jerks it to get it hard and tilts it to the right so Kim and David can see it in the back seat.

"Wow... that's big, dude. Very nice. Congrats."

"Thanks. I added an inch cause I found a great new injection that Kathie Lee Gifford hooked me up with. It works great. I'm eleven and a half inches now. Only gained an inch, but I'm even thicker and I get even harder than before." Spence beams. He's real proud of his new cock. And Kim's real impressed.

"God, Spence. Its so yummy. Mmmmm. You have such a beautiful cock. Do you mind if I suck it?" She winks at him again... and Spence grins back again.

"Of course not. I'd love it. Here..." Spence pints it back to Kim, who beautifully smirks at David and leans forward, licking all over the huge, pink mushroom crown. She playfully nibbles it. That makes Spence groan pleasurably. Then she devours it. All the way. In one gulp. Eleven and a half inches of rock solid, super fat uncircumsized dick right down her expertly skilled throat. David can't believe his eyes, and Kim can't stop moaning in delight around that massive dong. She lets her spit drool down Spence's fat, hairless balls as she holds her lips on them. Not moving at all. She doesn't gag at all either. She never does. She's the queen.

Kim starts bobbing on the cock as the light changes. Spence drives, groaning and grinning, as Kim sucks him, tickling his wet, hairless nuts too. David just watches and ribs his crotch. He thinks about grabbing Kim's ass for a second, but he's too shy, even though she's wiggling her amazing ass right at him.

She wonders why he won't grab her ass, but she just keeps sucking that super fat, constantly thumping rod, her tongue dancing all over it as her magnificent, and oh so wet and creamy, brown lipsticked lips ripple up and down it, her cheeks bellowed out from the immense girth.

They hit another light. Spence puts his hand on Kim's bobbing head, groaning wildly from the intensely wonderful sensations racing throughout his hefty loins. David keeps watching... and rubbing his bulge, drooling the whole time. Kim moves her butt over to him, bouncing it on his left leg. Dude still doesn't grab it. Oh well... Kim thinks to herself that this might be a little tougher challenge than she first thought.

Light changes. Spence drives off, still groaning and grunting from Kim's super great blowjob. Her mouth speeds up, racing up and down that spit lubed shaft with lightning quick efficiency.

"Oh God..." Spence blurts out, his hand still on top of Kim's fast bobbing head. He cum dumps in my wife's mega talented and very appreciative mouth. She coos happily the entire load guzzling time. Spence cums a good amount, and Kim definitely loves that. She craves cum. Especially silky smooth, delicious cum, which Spence is pumping right down her greedy gullet right now as he tries to drive and cum at the same time, while avoiding traffic. Kim ravenously drinks it all down with an approving moan throughout the whole cum swallowing binge.

"Yummy, yum yum. Delicious, Spence. Thank you for the very tasty protein shake." Kim blows him a sexy kiss as she lifts her head off of that hooded monster cock.

Spence just sweats and grins, pulling over to the side of the road to collect himself.

"Oh... by the way. Thank you for the delicious cum, my new, sexy, big dick brother in law." Kim smirks and winks at sweaty ol' Spence.

Apparantly, Spence, mama and a couple of others were playing strip poker the other night and Spence surprisingly won. Not only getting to grope mama's jugs of pure perfection, but he also won a very special side bet. He wanted to fuck mama if he won... but she's only fucked him in our movies... not off camera... so he had to come up with another wager. So... Spence bet if he won... mama would adopt him. Yep... adopt him. She was half drunk and tired so she agreed, never thinking she would lose, but... voila... I've got a new brother. Weird, freaky world we live in... and thank God for it.

"You're welcome. And thanks for sucking my cock, my perfect, sexy sis." Spence winks back at Kim, grinning all happy and what not.

Kim giggles. "Mmmmmm... my pleasure." Kim smiles back at Spence, then looks over at David. He's shocked. Turned on big time... and shocked at the whole, blowjob in a car/brother in law/sister in law scene. He can't stop staring at Kim, drool hanging from the right corner of his mouth. Kim leans over and slowly licks it up, then softly kissing David on the lips. Kim sits back in the seat and fixes her lipstick, looking into her compact as David trembles with shocked euphoria.

Kim's grinning, knowing David is totally hot for her and realizing this will indeed be a rather easy money milking... among other kinds of milking... assignment.

Over at the Freak City Wrestling offices...

"God... you've got a delicious ass, Tom. Mmmmmm. Delicious." My dear wife Stephanie McMahon is eating out investor Tom's ass whole he rides her face, and eats her pussy, in a 69 position on Stephanie's office floor. She cum into his mouth while she eats out his ass and plays with his soft cock. Tom just came down Stephanie's throat while he was doing a reverse face sitting vid with her. My amazingly gorgeous pregnant wife Becky Lynch filmed it, grinning the whole time. She was amazed at how butt hungry Stephanie was. Steph only stopped eating Tom's ass long enough to gulp down his super creamy cum when she felt his fat cock lurch in her hand.

"Great job, guys. Steph... you've got an appointment in ten minutes." Becky grins and waves at Steph as she walks out of her office, taking the footage over to our Freak City Porno studio here on the property.

Tom gets up, pulling up his blue spandex tights that Ronda gave him. She gave him a couple of pairs of 'em. She and Kim asked him to wear them while he's here at our home. They love his plump, 66 year old rump in those tights for damn sure. Seems like Tom... and his butt... are really popular around here already. Money, money, money, money, moneyyy... Money.

Stephanie gets up and closes her white and gold, silk bathrobe, and squeezes that plump rump of Tom's. "Mmmmmmm... such a gorgeous ass. God... I love your ass, Tom. Mmmmmmm." She keeps up the squeezing... shaking it, and squeezing it some more as she happily watches it jiggle.

"Thank you, sweetheart. I appreciate all the butt love you ladies have been giving me since I got here. It makes an old man happy for sure." Tom grins. Stephanie softly kisses him on the lips, patting his cheek and squeezing his ass one more time, then walking around behind her desk. She drops her robe, smirking at Tom who's checking her out, then quickly puts on a black spandex, Freak City Wrestling body suit... nothing underneath. She zips it up to just below her luscious, huge hooters. She shakes 'em for Tom, then puts on some cherry red lipstick, rubbing her lips together to smooth it out.

Steph blows Tom a sexy kiss and heads out to her appointment. "Check ya later, sexy." Steph waves at Tom as she walks outta the door.

Tom chills out in Steph's office, looking around. "Oh... sorry. I was looking for Stephanie." Another extremely gorgeous wife of mine Charlotte Flair says to Tom. She starts to walk back out the door, but Tom stops her.

"No... wait. I'm Tom. Stephanie had an appointment. She just left." He says with a charming smile. His fat dick is half hard in his skin tight tights so that immediately catches Charlotte's attention. She half grins and decides to stay for a little chat.

"Oh. Hi, Tom. I'm Charlotte. I've heard a lot about you, we all have. You're the great butt guy." Charlotte and Tom laugh.

"Yeah... I guess. It's a pleasure to meet you, Charlotte. You're even lovelier in person than you are on TV."

"Thank you, Tom. That's sweet." Charlotte checks Tom out. Not impressed at all by his paunchy belly, but very impressed by his great bulge... and great ass. "I see what all the fuss is about. That's one sweet butt for sure." Charlotte grins and winks at Tom.

"I could say the same thing myself, my dear. Yours is quite outstanding." He returns the complimentary favor... and grin and wink.

"Yeah... thanks... I get a lot of compliments about my ass." Charlotte turns to her right, wiggling her ass for Tom as she looks at it, then smiles at Tom.

"I see why. Very beautiful, like the rest of you." Tom gives Charlotte the charming smile.

"You're quite the charmer." Charlotte slowly walks towards Tom. She stops right in front of him and looks down at his bulge, then back up to him. "Makes me think you want to fuck me." She smirks. "That does too." She points down to Tom's now, rock hard bulge. It's threatening to rip through those blue tights. Charlotte smirks wider, looking right at Tom.

Approximately ten seconds later...

"Mmmmmmmmm... (Loud slurping noises)... so good. So fat." Charlotte's slobbering and sucking away on Tom's super fat, seven and a half inches. He standing there, his right hand on her perfect blonde head, groaning happily as Charlotte gorges herself on his big dick. Her spit is hanging down obscenely, touching the carpet. She keeps up the messy blowjob, making sure to reach around and squeeze Tom's plump rump as she sucks him off. Charlotte shakes her blonde head wildly as she slobber and sucks all over that immensely thick cock. She pulls off and spits on it repeatedly, making as big of a spitty mess as she can. It's hanging from every inch of Tom's twitching cock. Charlotte grins at her oral handy work and sucks it in, her tongue dancing from side to side under the shaft, Making Tom lurch and grunt, loving every single second of the very messy blowjob.

Tom. Picks a Charlotte up and kisses her, then bends her over Steph's desk. He pulls her very firm cheeks open and licks slowly up and down her silky slick labia, kissing it up and down as well. He slides his right thumb up Charlotte's amazingly perfect butt, her winking anus gripping it tight as it enters. She grins happily and coos contently as Tom thumb fucks her ass and sucks on her very juicy cunt.

Tom's tongue darts all across Charlotte's pulsating pink walls as he speeds up the thumb fucking of her ass. Charlotte's cun throbs on Tom's dancing tongue, bathing it with her deliciously sweet juices.

Tom enters Charlotte's pussy from behind, slowly fucking it with long, steady strokes. Charlotte holds her head up and closes her eyes, smiling with sheer delight. Tom grabs her long blonde mane and pulls it, causing Charlotte to lurch and moan as he fucks her a little faster. That very fat cock plunging in and out so perfectly. Charlotte's dripping wet pussy clamps down super tight on it as she cums. "Ahhh! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Charlotte smiles wide, her head pulled back by Tom's hand. She kicks her lips as she squirt all over that chunky, throbbing cock. It drills up her faster and harder as she finishes squirting, pulsating hard like her perky pink clit.

Tim pulls out and kneels, shoving his tongue up her tight ass, licking her out, twirling it all around in that divine butt. Charlotte giggles and moans, shaking her butt all over Tom's grinning face.

He stands back up and spits on his super fat rod, rubbing it in. He spits on Charlotte's anus, rubbing it in with his huge, pale pink crown. Tom pushes against Charlotte's thumping anus and pops through, his cock slowly inching it's very merry way up that divinely awesome butt.

He pulls hard on Charlotte's long blonde hair, fucking whr ass with rugged determination. His crotch bangs loudly against Charlotte's thighs as he pounds that rump over and over and over. Charlotte screams out and violently squirts again, super soaking Tom's balls and tights.

"Oh fuck!" Tom shoots his creamy wad deep up Charlotte's pounding bowels. His cock lurches repeatedly as it shoots out his silky smooth cream, sending shivers through him and Charlotte. She closes her eyes and rides out the beautifully tingling sensations with a very, very sexy grin, gently laying her perfect head down on Stephanie's oak desk.

"That's was wonderful, baby. You're so gorgeous." Tom leans down and kisses Charlotte's neck as she peacefully relaxes on the desk.

"Mmmmmm... sure was, sexy. It sure was." Charlotte keeps on grinning, happily wiggling her butt with all that gooey cream... and that big dick... in it.

"Eat my ass, baby. Please." Tom pulls out and turns around, facing away from Charlotte. She looks back at him, still grinning, and kneels behind him, kissing and biting all over his ass. She pulls down the back of his tights and reaches around and strokes his cum my cock as she licks up and down in his sweaty butt crack. Tom groans with utter bliss. Charlotte spreads Tom's cheeks with one hand, diving in and licking his sweaty anus. She sniff it, loving the musky scent. She sticks her tongue up his butt, shaking it inside his anus, tongue fucking his ass while she softly strokes that fat meat.

"Can I piss in your mouth. You can piss in mine too." Tom asks. Charlotte smirks mischievously as she tongue fucks his ass. She pulls out and turns Tom to face her. She kisses his half hard cock, then slips it in her thirsty mouth. Tom holds Charlotte's blonde head and starts pissing hard into her mouth. She moans her happy taste approval as she greedily drinks down his tangy stream.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh..." Tom leans his head back and keeps pissing, smiling with his eyes closed as he shoots his warm piss down my beautifully blonde wife's throat.

Charlotte squeezes his ass as she drinks him dry with a happy smile. "Yummy..." Charlotte mumbles around that obscenely fat, pissing rod. Tom grins even wider.

Charlotte ends up pissing in Tom's mouth as he kneels in front of her. She pulls open her gorgeous, bald pussy, furiously rubbing her throbbing clit too, and shoots it right into his wide open, anxiously waiting mouth.

Charlotte grins at the kinky sight of all that warm piss shooting from her thumping pussy right into sweet Tom's welcoming mouth. He sucks her pussy dry when she finishes pissing.

"Now... what was I going to ask Stephanie? Hmmmmmm... oh well. This was much more fun than talking to her anyway." Charlotte giggles. Tom chuckles too as he merrily eats Charlotte's formerly pissy pussy.

"Hey guys... Oh..." My baby sister Kaia walks into Stephanie's office, also looking for my boss bitch wife.

"Hey, Kaia. What's up? Tom's just making sure I'm nice and clean." Charlotte smirks l naughty at Kaia.

Kaia's chewing bubblegum. She smirks back at Charlotte, watching Tom finish cleaning Charlotte's well worked over twat. Tom looks over at Kaia and his jaw drops. My sister has that effect on guys... and girls. She's wearing a very skimpy, pink g string bikini. The almost invisible top doesn't ever totally cover her gorgeous pink nips. Kaia's absolutely amazing, all natural 30F beauties are on full, 3D display. She's got on white and pink sneakers too. Her blonde hair's in twin braided pigtails. The most beautiful 18 year old ever. A true angel. And I love her with all my freaky heart.

Kaia giggles seeing Tom's reaction to her, blowing a big bubble and popping it. "I think he likes you." Charlotte says the understatement of the century.

"That's sweet. Thanks, Tom." Kaia gives him her patented, melt your heart smile. He can't speak. He's totally mesmerized by my angelic sister.

Tom shakes his gray haired head to clear it. "Why don't you show Kaia your tasty rump, Tom? You've gotta feel it too, Kaia. It's so yummy." Charlotte helps up Tom and walks behind him, turning his back to Kaia.

"See..." Charlotte slaps Tom's plump rump, squeezing it when it jiggles. "Told ya. Try it for yourself, Kaia." Charlotte mischievously grins at Kaia.

Kaia thinks about it for a second, then walks up to Tom's back and slaps his ass, watching it jiggle. Tom just stands there silently, desperately trying not to cum in his tights.

Kaia slaps it again. She watches it jiggle, blowing another big bubble and popping it. "Squeeze it. It's feels so good." Charlotte encourages my sister.

Kaia squeezes Tom's jiggly, but firm rump with one hand, then two. He lets out a loud groan, so turned on by my 18 year old angelic goddess of perfection sister playing with his 66 year old ass.

"Very nice, Tom. You've got a great ass." Kaia slaps it again and sneaks in another two handed squeeze as she watches it jiggle. Her tongue is sticking outta the left corner of her mouth as she smiles. She definitely digs his ass.

"Check this out, Kaia." Charlotte turns Tom around to face Kaia, letting her see the powerful effect she's having on him. His super fat dick is bursting outta the top of his spandex tights. Kaia grins her approval of that.

Charlotte pulls down the front of Tom's tights, his big dick springing out, pointing at my uber beautiful smiling sister. She's chewing on her gum, watching that old fat dick jump and wobble from the excitement of being so close to her. She giggles and blows a small bubble, popping it quickly.

Charlotte grabs the old rod and jerks it, leaning over to lick all over the fat, pale pink crown. "He's got a gorgeous cock too... and tasty." Charlotte winks up at Kaia. Kaia nods. She's impressed with his old, smooth, thumping weiner. Charlotte sucks it deep once, then pops her mouth off of it loudly. She gives the tip a big ol' kiss and lick, then stands up, grinning at Kaia.

Charlotte kisses Kaia, letting her taste the 66 year old, smooth, pale white weiner on her tongue. Charlotte pulls back and licks her lips at my sister.

"Told ya." Charlotte giggles. So does Kaia, who also nods. Tom just stands there staring silently, not knowing what to do. No one wants to piss me off and they know one of the easiest ways to do that is to get pushy with my sister. She and I are as close as close gets.

Charlotte reaches over and plays with Kaia's left tit, flicking the perky nipple and squeezing that huge, jiggly globe nicely.

"Isn't she beautiful, Tom?"

"Oh yeah. Very." Tom finally says something, still mesmerized by Kaia.

"You're a sweetie, Tom. I'll see you guys later. Come by the pool house after lunch, Tom. We're having a skimpiest bikini party. Charlotte's gonna be there. Make sure to wear a speedo though. You've got the ass and cock for it. Byeeee." Kaia skips on out of the room, blowing bubbles and popping them, totally mesmerizing ol' Tom.

"Jesus Christ. She's absolutely amazing. She's so beautiful." Tom shakes his head again. Charlotte laughs, grabbing his cock and jerking it as she heads to her knees. She licks the pale pink head again and looks up at Tom.

"I know. Play your cards right and maybe we'll let you be a judge... and fuck the winner. Who knows... maybe even Kaia." Charlotte chuckles as she gobbles down that seven and a half inches of thick dick, sucking off Tom again.

Tom's again mesmerized at the mere possibility of actually, maybe... getting to fuck my sister. We'll have to see about that one. Hahaha.

Over at the podcast studios...

"Suck that fuckin' cock! You nasty fuck! Yeah... suck it! Get that autograph, Matt. Shoot it all over her fuckin' face. Mmmmmm. Cover her fuckin' face with your fuckin' cum, baby."

My baby Drita (Mob Wives) being her usual, foul mouthed, bad ass boss bitch super hottie self. She's filming Danica on her knees blowing Matt's six incher in the hallway outside of Drita's podcast studio. A few staffers walk by and cheer them on, taking pics and walking away.

"Oh shit! Here it cumssssss!!" Drita pulls Matt's cock outta Danica's greedily sucking mouth, a long strand of saliva hanging between it and Danica's lips. Drita jerks the cock, filming everything with her phone at the same time.

Matt's hips lurch forward as he cum dumps all over... and drenches... Danica's smiling face. I splashes every inch from her long brown hair to her forehead and eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, chin, neck, ears... you name it. Dude cums a ton. All that slimy fluid slowly rolls and drips down and off of Danica's gorgeous face she's wearing a sperm mask. Her hair is drenched. Drita smirks her very happy approval, jerking Matt's cock real fast to get out every last drop. She smacks the cummy cock on Danica's cum painted lips and tongue. Part of the mega blast went in Danica's mouth. She gulps it down, licking her cummy lips clean.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Matt makes sure to get in the freaky phrase that pays. Grinning from ear to ear. Drita and Danica laugh.

"Suck that fuckin' sexy ass cock, baby! Fuckin' do it, now! Mmmmmmm." Drita watches with a very horny grin. Danica sucks Matt's average size, but definitely not average cumming, cock like a ravenous predator gorging itself on a gazelle.

"Congratulations, Matt. You got your autograph. Welcome aboard. We're gonna have a lot of fuckin' fun with your sexy ass... and sexy cock." Drita being Drita. My love for her only grows, freaky day after freaky ass day. (Happy, horny husband grin)

"Thanks. It's great to be here. And thanks for the autograph, Danica. You're so beautiful. You too, Drita." Matt laying on the charm. Drita blows him an appreciative kiss.

"Mmmmhmmmm... we defitnely will. You're welcome, stud. I'll be giving you a lot more autographs from now on. Hope you don't mind." Danica smiles and winks at Matt, licking and sucking that cum bazooka even more. Matt just grins, watching his sports crush suck him clean.

A little later... in my den...

"Excuse, me. Where's the pool house. They're having... Oh my God..." Tom loses his train of thought when he sees my pregnant wife Becky Lynch drop her robe and show off her skimpy bikini for the contest. It's skimpy alright. Two small, quarter shaped heart pasties covering her bright pink nips... and a white g trying that's almost invisible, especially in the back. It's stuck up in between those tight, smooth and firm Irish butt cheeks of Becky. Tom's gawking hard... and getting hard in his blue speedo.

"Ha. I'm glad you like ma swimsuit, Tom. That is your name, right?" Becky's super sexy Irish accent making Tom even harder. His bulge is starting to slip out of the top of his speedo. Tom nods and drools. Becky's the early leader in the clubhouse... or pool house.

"Mmmmmm.. Looking yummy, there, big guy." Becky rubs Tom's bulge. He grins and stares. She inspects the hard crotch closely. "Real nice. Aren't you supposed to have a real nice arse?" Becky asks, still checking out his bulge, rubbing it, squeezing it a little too.

"Uh... yeah... I guess. That's what they say." Tom finally snaps outta his daze. He closes his eyes hard, then opens them, focused squarely on those heart shaped pasties... and what's underneath them.

"Well... hmmmm... not bad at all. Let me see... Yeah... feels nice too." Becky turns Tom away from her and checks out his plump, 66 year old, smooth ass, squeezing it nice and rough. She slides her hand down the back of the speedo and slips a finger up his ass, fingering it, then reaching around with her left hand and squeezing his cock through the front of his speedo. The pale pink head is completely out of the top of the speedo. Becky squeezes it hard, then rubs the bulge nice and soft, alternating, making Tom grunt and groan uncontrollably with pure, sexually charged glee.

"I wonder if we've got enough time before the contest for a little fun. A quickie, maybe. Whadda you think, Tom?" Becky blows softly into his right ear from behind, smirking mischievously. She also plays with his cock, pulling the speedo down off of it, and fingers his ass faster.

"Oh God, yes!" Tom wholeheartedly agrees with Becky. She laughs.

"Follow me, big guy." Becky slaps Tom's ass and heads over to the bathroom. Tom quickly follows. He shuts the door behind him as Becky sits on the toilet, grinning naughtily at him. She's so fucking beautiful. That bright red hair flowing perfectly that perfect, strong face beaming with carnal desire. Such a gorgeous Irish babe.

Becky pulls Tom over to her by his cock, smirking all naughty at him the whole way. She licks the tip, lapping up a drop of precum. She nods her lusty taste approval. Becky gingerly bites the head, smirking as Tom groans loud. She laps at the piss lit as she holds that plump crown with her teeth.

Becky sucks the hefty dick down, all in one gulp. She wildly licks Tom's gray haired balls as her throat massages that twitching old weiner constantly, her throat muscles perfectly trained for the carnal activity.

It's short and very sweet. Tom cums down Becky's skillfully divine throat, holding her head as he screams out in pure, hardcore fury. That fat dick lurches repeatedly, dumping several thick globs of semen down my wife's throat. She smiles around the cock and gulps it all down, admiring the silky smooth, rich texture of all that dick goo.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!" Tom's excited. Becky has that effect on people.

Becky and Tom finished 1st and fifth in the contest. Kaia, Kim and mama finished 2,3, and 4. Becky just dumped the pasties when she walked out, popping the crowd big time. Tom never did get to live out the dream of fucking Kaia. He didn't suffer though. Ronda ate his ass while he pissed all over Kim's face in the dressing room. Kaia held his dick for him while he splashed Kim's face, so that's something.

I fucked Kaia after the contest, ass fucking her for an hour while Tom watched. I let him film it too and keep it.

David loosened up a little. He's a big Becky fan so his trip was made when Becky jerked him off while Kim filmed it. Becky sucked him dry and tongue fucked his really fat ass too.

Matt ended up fucking Lisa and Danica... who found out that Dave, the gas guy for the pit crew, was the random stranger that fucked her in the garage. She blew him as a thank you... and a bonus for his hard work with the out crew.

Kim and I spent the night chillin' in bed, watching the footage of her and Ronda fucking Tom in the gym. She rode me, reverse cowgirl while we watched. The best way to watch a porno by the way.

Everything's continuing to run smoothly here at Freak City Inc my peeps. Check in next time to see even freakier fun and frovality. Keep it freaky, baby. Freak City, Bitches!

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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 3

"Yeah, babe. I had to let Harry go. He took Steve with him too. He's was being too possessive with me. I told I'm that I loved fucking him, but that it was just sex. Nothing more. I told him I have the greatest husband in the world and you're the love of my life so I wasn't looking for anything other than hot sex. He was being pushy so I told him we were ending our partnership with him. He got upset and took Steve with him, but Tom stayed. He's always been the sweetest one of them anyway... Oh yes. I made sure to let him know right away what I expected from him. He's married too so we don't have to worry about any messy drama like I had with Harry. Just making money and having fun... Just the good stuff. (Kim giggles)... OK, babe. I'll see you went you get home. Love you, my king. MWAH!"

My super wife Kim Kardashian made the decision to end our partnership with Harry and his partner Steve. Like she said, Harry was being an ass and trying to get a little too close to my wife so she gave him his walking papers. People need to understand, Kim and I are swingers, but we're also a very tight and loving couple. We just want to have fun and fuck around... and that's it. If you can't understand or respect that, then you've gotta go. Adios Harry and Steve. Tom's a lot more chill and he's also not looking for any kind of relationship stuff on top of the fun either. We're a drama free zone around here so he'll fit in a lot better than his pals did.

Anyway, back to the freaky fun.......

"Yes... you actually get to butt fuck the server of your choice if you order the butt bango bonanza."

"Can I butt fuck you?"

"Well... how big's your cock?"

"Six inches."

"Well, I usually prefer big ones."

"Please, baby. I'm a big fan of yours, Giada. Pleaseeee."

"Alright. That'll be $500."

"It says $250."

"That's for our servers. I'm a celebrity chef. And I'm definitely worth it." Giada turns her butt to the customer and pulls down her skin tight white Capri pants, shaking her sweet little ass for him. Her white g string isn't visible. It's swallowed up in her butt crack.

"OK, baby. Here..."

Dude hands Giada five $100 bills.

"Thanks. Follow me." Giada leads him around to the back of the Freak City food truck. It's parked in a strip mall parking lot in Pasadena.

Dude got lucky that Giada was working this one. She moves around to different ones, but she picked this one today. First lunch customer and BINGO! Butt bango bonanza.

"OK... here's fine. Whip it out." Giada tells the dude as she drops her pants and pulls her white g string to the side. She hands the guy some rosemary butter flavored lube and leans against the side of the truck, both hands on it and waits.

"This smells like butter." He sniffs it.

"I know. It's a food truck......." Giada looks at him like he's an idiot. He obviously didn't get the whole food theme. She wiggles her gorgeous little rump, anxious to get the butt bangoing started.

The dude steps behind Giada, rock hard six incher ready and raring to butt bang. He can't figure out how to apply the lube though. Giada looks back at him and shakes her head at his cluelessness.

"Spray it, genius." She shakes her head again, wondering if this whole butt bango idea was a good one or not.

"Oh... yeah. Thanks." The goofy dude sprays some lube on his jumping cock, rubbing it in nicely. He pushes his dick against Giada's beautiful anus and.... "Ahhhhh." She moans with a sweet smile as it slides in quickly. Her ass grips it and sucks on it, driving the dude crazy. He starts fucking full speed right away, banging hard against Giada's tan butt cheeks as he excitedly drills her tight rump.

He's smart enough to reach around her and grab her extra luscious C cup titties through her black wifebeater tank top at least. He grunts and growl non stop, titty squeezing and shaking his head from the intensely beautiful sensations Giada's very talented ass is providing his average sized cock.

The dude's dick throbs constantly inside my woman's ass, as said ass pumps it and sucks it, gripping it so tight. Giada's butt is legendary and this numbnuts is finding that out real damn quick.

"Yeah, baby. You like my cock in your ass, baby?" The dude is making all kinds of cocky, stud like... but goofy... faces as he butt fucks my wife from behind in the strip mall parking lot.

"Yeah... it's awesome." Giada lies, rolling her eyes at the loser. She does enjoy the sensations of getting her butt banged, but the dude is a dork so she's not that into it.

"OH SHIT!" The guys makes the most painful face as he cums. His body shaking hard as he cum dumps inside Giada's luscious butt. She shakes it for him and squeezes his cumming dick, sucking out every last drop of sperm he has in him... but it wasn't much. Maybe two teaspoonfuls. Giada shakes her head again and pushes him off of her, fixing her thong and pulling up her pants.

"That was awesome, baby. Thanks." The dude puts his dick away, grinning from ear to ear. He knows he can go tell his buddies he just butt fucked Giada De Laurentiis. He'll be a legend to his friends from now on. A really dorky one... but still a legend.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!!!" The dude yells as he runs off, all excited. Giada once again shakes her head, but smiles too. She loves butt fucking and she loves money so she thinks, maybe this whole butt bango bonanza idea will actually turn out to be a whole lotta fun after all.

Back at home... in the gym.......

"That's it. Just like that. Good. Hold it." My amazingly sexy wife Ronda Rousey is giving Tom a good workout. They're stretching right now. Gotta get a good stretch in. Tom's eyes are getting a good workout too. He's eyeballing Ronda's awesome ass through her thin, white and pink spandex tights. She's going commando and she's sweaty so the super tight material is basically see thru. It clings tight to her camel toe and to that perfectly shaped rump well... perfectly.

Tom can see Ronda's puffy labia and slick crease in between with such amazing three dimensional detail, just covered in thin white spandex instead of bare. He starts drooling and picking his lips, thanking God for his current placement in life.

Tom's cock is certainly enjoying the workout too. His seven and a half inch, super fat dick is rock hard in his own blue spandex tights. Ronda winks at him through her spread wide, very toned legs as she grabs her ankles, knowing how excited he is to be working out with her. And getting that primo view of her booty.

"Well... you started without me. I'll catch up." Kim smiles, all perky and ready to workout, bending over beside Tom to his right. She waves at him as he checks her out. Tom almost falls over on the big blue mat. Kim's got on the same basic outfit as Ronda, just white with gold lightning stripes down the sides... and possibly even tighter than Ronda's. Which means even more basically see thru. Her large, heaving cleavage is almost pouring out of her very low cut top too.

It's gonna be a real HARD workout for ol' Tom. The fun kind. He shakes his head, not believing his luck. Two of the hottest women ever working out with him in very, very revealing attire. And their just getting started. God bless working out. Ha.

"Doesn't Tom look sexy in his gear, Ronda?" Kim gives her a naughty smirk. Let the cock teasing games begin.

Ronda chuckles and looks back at Tom as she does toe touches from side to side. "Mmmhmmm. He sure does. Good enough to eat. Yum." Ronda winks at Kim.

Tom nods and thanks them, knowing their being really nice. He's not as fat as Harry, but he's still overweight. His belly overflows his belt line, but other than that he's in decent shape. He's 66 and really nice. So everyone likes him.

He feels a little awkward in that skin tight, two piece spandex outfit, but Ronda gave it to him to wear so he's wearing it.

Kim reaches over and playfully rubs his right leg as Tom follows Ronda's lead with the toe touches, mimicking her side to side motion. Kim gives Tom a bright, beautiful smile and blows him a kiss and she so follows Ronda. Every time she leans over to her left, Tom looks over and sees her amazingly lush cleavage hanging out of her top. His cock can't get any harder... but it sure is trying.

"Good." Ronda stands up, looking over her right shoulder at Kim, then over to Tom... who's standing there with a big bulge in his skin tight tights. He's stretching his back so he's not paying any attention to it... but Ronda and Kim sure are. It's so fat. Kim's eyes roll with delight. She remembers how good it felt in her ass on the plane too. She mischievously shakes her eyebrows at Ronda. Both hotties deliciously grin at each other. They're both definitely on the same naughty wavelength.

"It's getting hot in here. You don't mind, do you, Ronda?" Kim looks all naughty at Ronda as she pulls off her top, tossing it to the side. "You don't mind, do you, Tom?" Kim asks, knowing the very obvious answer as she stands there with her hands on her hips, her perfect, firm, slightly sweaty breasts on full, glorious display for ol' Tom.

"Oh my God, no!" He says emphatically, staring hard at my wife's amazing tits. His cock lurches in his tights, definitely catching Kim and Ronda's undivided attention.

"Well... since you mentioned it..." Ronda pulls off her tights. Her bare, sweaty ass of perfection in a mere two feet from Tom. He just shakes his head, silently thanking God again for his luck. Kim and Ronda giggle.

"Hey... it's not fair though. We took off something so... I think Tom should take something off too. Wouldn't you agree, Kim?" Ronda naughty grins at Kim, who naughty grins right back.

" Oh yeah. That's only fair. How about..." Kim walks right in between Tom and Ronda and reaches out, cupping his hefty bulge. She softly shakes it and squeezes it, making Tom growl with utter delight. Kim giggles.

"Great idea." Ronda adds, walking behind him and smacking, then immediately squeezing both of his plump ass cheeks. "Mmmmmm... great ass, Tom. Very, very nice." Ronda keeps squeezing it roughly as Kim plays with Tom's bulge. Now this is my kinda workout.

"Here... I think you'll be more comfortable like this, Tom." Kim pulls down the front of Tom's tights. His super fat dong snaps out, pointing right at Kim. Tom's got a really nice cock. Smooth and pale white with a pale pink mushroom head. Kim starts licking her creamy, wet brown lips immediately at the sight of it.

"You know... I never did get to taste this beauty on the plane." Kim playfully shakes her eyebrows at Tom as she strokes his raging hard cock. Ronda smirks from behind, then kneels and playfully bites all over Tom's ass cheeks through his tights She also licks in his crack, reaching under him to softly massage his huge, hanging, gray haired balls through the precum slickened tights. He groans very, very happily.

"God... he's got a great ass." Ronda licks all over the blue tights, biting some more, just hard enough to excite Tom. Ronda loves asses. Female and male. She rubs her face all over that plump butt, then pulls the back of the tights down, slowly. She immediately shoves her face in Tom's ass crack, making him lurch into Kim's perfectly wet and accepting mouth. Kim's on her knees, licking all over that big, hefty dick. Now she starts sucking on it, pleasantly surprised at it's quick entry into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm... such a tasty cock too." Kim moans contently around it, her mouth stuffed full of old white dick. Kim loves older men... and especially older dicks. They're a huge turn on for her... both of them.

Tom stands there, eyes closed, soft, extremely pleasurable groans racing from his open mouth. His ass and cock both being worshipped by two truly perfect queens. He knows he won't last long like this, but he doesn't care. It feels too fucking awesome to.

Kim's mouth slowly travels along that hefty shaft, from tip to base, over and over, her tongue dirty dancing all over the happily receptive underside.

Ronda tongues Tom's ass, her tongue dancing wildly inside of Tom's anus, tickling his bowels so beautifully. Her right hand skillfully works his fat balls, lightly squeezing 'em while it tickles them.

Tom's in sex heaven. Smack dab in the freaky middle of it. He grins from ear to ear, groaning and growling happily. The intense pleasure racing through his 66 year old body is so amazingly sweet, It's intoxicating.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Yummy yum yum.... Mmmmmmmmm." Kim blissfully coos as Tom's sweet, succulent cum races down her throat. He came and didn't even realize it. The sensations were that captivating. She gladly gulps down every last drop, rubbing his trembling thighs as she delightedly dines on that creamy sex dessert.

Ronda can't get enough of Tom's ass, licking and kissing all over it. Biting it softly as well. Her eyes roll back in her head from the divine taste delight racing through her taste buds. She wonders to herself what he does to make his ass taste so good.

Ronda puts her head on the side of Tom's right leg and watches Kim suck that fat dick dry. She starts playing with Kim's left tit, squeezing and shaking it with her right hand, repeatedly flicking Kim's thumping nipple with her thumb, licking and softly biting Tom's thigh as well.

Kim winks at her, then releases Tom's softening cock from her cum craving mouth and deep kisses Ronda, sharing the sweet, cummy flavor of that extra fat, old weiner with her.

"You ladies are amazing. Absolutely amazing." Tom smiles happily at Kim and Ronda, so very pleased with the freaky workout.

Kim blows Tom a kiss, then tongue fucks Ronda's tongue as they slutty kiss, spit hanging from their mouths, tongues rough fucking in those same mouths. Tom just watches and grins... again... thanking God for his luck.

Over at the Freak City Racing garage...

"LISAAAAAA."

"I saw her earlier. She was drinking with the crew."

"Oh shit. She probably let them gangbang her then."

Another wife of mine, former porn slut and now race driver slut Lisa Sparxxx is our driver for FREAK City Racing. Yet another wife Danica Patrick's idea. I didn't mind it, but I was thinking Danica was gonna be the driver. She would be the perfect spokesmodel/driver for our team. Every race fan would be wanting to fuck her silly every race. But... she decided to stay retired and just train Lisa and be her team leader. Danica runs the racing team for me. Lisa's a huge racing fan and a helluva driver too... when she's not out slutting around. I do love that about her though.

I still use Danica in the advertising though. We've even done a fan fuck with her. Three lucky, hardcore Danica fans got to triple fuck her at one of the races. Had a little mishap though. She got pregnant. Guess we should start using condoms for those things.. possibly.

Anyway... Danica's looking for Lisa, to go over race strategy for the next big race. She's looked everywhere. Now she's trying the garage at the practice course. We've got a full scale practice track up in the hills. It's beautiful. Just like Danica.

"Where in the world is that big boob slut?... LISAAAAAAAA!"

While Danica looks for my hall of fame slut wife in the race car garage... back at the home gym...

"GOD... Your beautiful cock's made for butt fucking, Tom." Kim blows him a kiss as she looks back at him over her right shoulder. He's butt banging Kim from behind, standing up in the middle of the workout mat. Ronda's under them both, her head directly under Tom's swinging balls and Kim's dripping wet snatch. She's alternating between sucking Kim's pussy as she cums and sucking Tom's fat, gray haired balls as he drives that fat dick up Kim's ever throbbing and always dancing butt. She's working it all over that direction ck, sucking it off with her sphincter muscles, cooing happily, eyes closed and opened.

Tom's all serious, grinning at Kim, but still being serious. He's trying to last a lot longer in Kim's amazing ass than he did in Kim's amazing mouth earlier.

"Delicious balls too. Mmmmmm." Ronda chimes in. They're really turning up the slutty charm. Laying it on real thick. They want to really establish a strong, very profitable, working relationship with ol' Tom... especially since Harry and his billions are gone. We always mix business with pleasure here at Freak City Inc.

"Piss in my ass, Tom. I love that." Kim naughty smirks at him. He smirks back, loving that idea himself. He let's loose with the piss parade inside my wife's extra delectable ass.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..." Tom groans, still ass fucking Kim as he pisses hard in her. It floods outta her ass and splashes on Ronda's face. She stops ball gobbling Tom long enough to open up and drink a couple of tangy mouthfuls of his warm piss.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... I love having my ass pissed in. It's so warmmmmm... Mmmmmmmmm." Kim's eyes roll back in her perfect, naughty angel head, her tongue sliding out of her mouth as she rides out the warm tingling sensations in her battered butt. It feels so good on her thumping bowels. She keeps up the booty dancing on that fat old dick while Ronda goes back to ball sucking Tom senseless.

Tom pulls out and cums right in Ronda's open mouth. Those thick strands of creamy cum pour into Rondas happy, smiling mouth like soft serve into a cone. All smooth and thick. It's gooey and creamy and Ronda loves it all. "God.... It's delicious. Mmmmmmmmmmm. So fucking good." Ronda sucks the fat, pale pink mushroom crown, gorging herself on even more thick, tasty cream pumping out of that wide open piss slit.

Kim wheels around and kneels, taking the cock from Ronda's mouth and sucking out the last drops of sweet dick cream. She sucks it completely dry, then kisses Ronda wanting some more pissy jizz from her mouth. They string it between them, making long strands of gooey ball slime. They lap it all up, putting on a super slutty show for Tom. He watches it all, breathing heavy, but grinning happily.

Back at the garage...

"Of course. Taking all those dicks." Danica watches Lisa get gangbanged in the back room by six dicks. Double anal and double oral. One in between her huge, natural tits and one... pissing in her phat, clean shaven pussy.

Danica is upset, but also turned on. She can't deny that. She plays with her small, luscious titties through her black and red race team jumpsuit as she closely watches through the cracked open door. No bra. No panties. And I love her for it.

"What the?" Danica jumps in surprise as she feels two rough hands roughly groping her tight little ass from behind. She starts to look back, but is pushed into the wall, unable to see who it is. She feels a rock hard dick grinding in between her cheeks through her jumpsuit. He startles her, but also excites her. It's nice and thick like she likes.

Danica closes her eyes, excitedly biting her lower lip, and let's the stranger roughly molest her trim body, forcefully pushing that fat dick hard into against her butt, mashing her body against the cold, white concrete wall. Her body starts tingling all over from her sexual arousal.

Danica's left side of her face is covered by a huge, rough hand. She can't see who's molesting her and that makes it more exciting to her. The rough hands unzip her jumpsuit, then pull it down. Danica gorgeous, trim bare body is exposed, tingling from head to toe. She moans loudly when she feels a really fat dick enter her dripping wet pussy and start violently fucking her.

"Oh my God! Fuck meeeeeeeeee!" It slams into her silky smooth, bald twat repeatedly, smashing her whole body into the wall. The fat man and his fat dick use Danica for his own sexual enjoyment. She's a mindless sex toy and she furiously squirts all over that fat dick from the intensely beautiful sexual delight from that. Her tight little pussy won't stop throbbing and the fat dick abusing it won't stop pounding it.

She feels it jerk inside her and explode. The slimy jizz pumps into her trembling twat quickly. Danica smiles against the cold white wall, absolutely loving being used like a cheap slut. The fat intruder slams into Danica one last time and grunts... then pulls out and laughs.

"Thanks, baby. You can blow me later."

"Ok." Danica agrees, not knowing who fucked her. She's so pleased and turned on, it really doesn't matter. She keeps her eyes closed as the large molester slaps her very beautiful, small, firm ass and squeezes it. He laughs and walks off, leaving Danica there to smiles contentky on the white concrete wall, eyes still closed.

"Mmmmmmm... I might just give that guy a raise. Hahaha." Danica keeps on smiling, her body still tingling beautifully from the rough, anonymous fucking.

Back in the gym... Kim, Ronda, and Tom are just chillin' post freaky workout...

"You know, Tom... I want to introduce you to Stephanie. I was gonna have Harry invest in Freak City Wrestling, but very unfortunately for him, he didn't work out. I think you'd be a much better investor anyway. What do you say?"

Kim lays on the business charm, smiling that gorgeous Kim K smile at Tom... also rubbing his very happy crotch through his tights. Tom's enjoying a drink with Ronda, still grinning from the workout.

"Anything you say, Kim. I'm all yours. Sounds great."

"Mmmmmmm... I love that attitude." Kim kisses Tom, softly rubbing his crotch too.

The trio engage in a very slutty three way makeout session, drinks till in hand. Spit and tongues traveling naughtily from mouth to mouth, three tongues dirty dancing between three sexed up people.

"Heyyyyyy... Mmmmmm... now this is my kind of workout." Stephanie... who was in the sauna... stands in the doorway, watching, then enters, quickly taking off her white and gold silk bathrobe as she slowly struts over to the trio, very horny, boss bitch smirk on that perfect face.

Tom looks over at her, still kissing Kim and Ronda and his dick gets immediately hard again. Kim feels it grow in her hands and smiles approvingly as she tongue fucks Ronda's mouth. Looks like we've got freaky workout part 2. Freak City, Bitches!

A few minutes later...

"God... you weren't lying, Kim. He's got a great cock." Stephanie's riding Tom, reverse cowgirl. Ronda's roughly riding his face, watching him gobble her very delicious, thumping bald twat while Kim's sucking Tom's fat, gray haired balls. Tom can't stop groaning and grinning into Ronda's now cumming cunt. She squirts violently into his mouth, filling it with that super sweet and smooth pussy cream, grinding hard on his lips. She leans back into Stephanie, who's back is to Ronda. They coo happily into each other's ears, licking and kissing their cheeks and kissing each other's heads.

Stephanie's huge, enhanced jugs bounce beautifully as she bounces relentlessly on that super thick old cock.

Kim's licking up and down Tom's shaft as it plunges deep into Stephanie's massaging and. very receptive cunt. She licks up to Stephanie's pounding clit too, sucking hard on it. Shaking her head as she does, naughty winking up at Stephanie who blows her a slutty kiss back.

"OH GOD!" Tom grunts into Ronda's quaking twat as he cums hard inside Stephanie's pleasurably thumping pussy. Her very tasty cum perfectly mixes with his. "FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!!!" Tom yells as he cums. My freaky ladies get a good laugh outta that.

"Mmmmmm Mmmmmm...." Stephanie grins, moaning with delight as all of that cum bathes her pulsating pink walls. It leaks out of her cunt and is quickly lapped up by Kim. Tom's creamy jizz and Stephanie's milky cum create a very tasty, silky smooth cum sauce for Kim. Her eyes roll back into her head from the divine taste. She keeps licking Tom's fat, heaving rod as even more sweet cum sauce oozes down onto Kim's very receptive, cock dancing tongue.

"God... your cum's so yummy, Tom. You too Stephanie. Mmmmm.. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim laps it all off of Stephanie's dripping wet labia and Tom's glistening white dick.

Stephanie leans back and kisses Tom while he happily plays with her huge breasts. Ronda moves around to Kim and dives into her creamy pussy. Her own cum is oozing outta that deliciously divine love box. Ronda greedily devours it all, sucking hard on Kim's pussy to suction out every last drop. Kim coos happily and wiggles her world famous ass all over Ronda's pussy cream flavored face.

"I think it's time for Tom to meet that bitch Charlotte Flair too." Stephanie grins at him, while she's talking to Kim.

"Oh... by the way... I saw your yummy ass fuck double fuck with Spence and Charlotte after you beat her for the belt, Stephanie. It was sooooooo hot. Two huge cocks in her butt at the same time. God... I loved that. That cute fan fucking Charlotte's mouth too. He was definitely a cutie. Did you get his name?"

"Of course..." Stephanie answers, looking at Tom and smiling, rubbing his face. All my ladies are laying the hot business perks on real thick for ol' Tom. I hope for his sake he doesn't make the same mistake Harry made though. It's just business... and hot and horny sex... nothing more. "Right after I sucked him off myself, backstage in the shower. Such a pretty cock. So tasty too. You've got to try his cum. It's so delicious. I hired him as my assistant so hell be around. His name's Matt. He's 19 by the way."

"Perfect. He'll fit right in with us. Yum yum." Kim pulls Tom's soft cock out of Stephanie's drenched cunt and starts sucking it clean. All that silky smooth and rich cream delights her taste buds. Kim sucks it completely clean and kisses it, then turns around and kisses Ronda, caressing her perfect face, tasting her own silky smooth, delicious cream on Ronda's cum covered tongue.

"The best part of the whole punishment after I beat her ass was Charlotte bitching about Spence's huge dick in her pretty blonde ass. She hates him so I knew that would really piss her off. Hahaha. I loved every second of it. I even let him cum all over her face to really make her mad. That'll teach her. I'm the boss so her stuck up, spoiled ass better respect that."

"You're such a hot boss, Stephanie." Kim blows her a kiss, getting one blown right back. Stephanie also gives her a very cocky, boss bitch grin. She knows she's super hot... and she knows she's the boss. Fucking love her.

Join us next time for more Freak City, Bitches! Freakiness. I come back from my little business trip and check in on everything. Danica finally gets to talk to Lisa... and Kim runs into Matt. That should be fun... and freaky. Peace and freaky dreams, peeps.

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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 2

"I hear Latifah and her girl are back together, babe. I'm happy for 'em. They make such a sexy couple."

"Oh God, yes! Mmmmmmmmm. Oh... yeah. They're cool people. Latifah even texted me they were gonna both blow me to celebrate... so I'm pretty excited about them getting back together, myself."

I smirk over at my wife Max (Kat Dennings/2 Broke Girls). She's texting on her phone, sitting on the other side of my home office desk while I'm kicked back in my chair enjoying my wife Drita (Mob Wives) on her knees furiously drinking my cum... and I'm enjoying her so very much so.

"Mmmmmmmm. God... honey... you've got such delicious cum. So young and beautiful and such tasty fucking cum. I fucking love it." Drita smacks her cummy lips loudly for me, with a big, cum loving, slutty smile plastered all over that very beautiful milf face of hers. She downed two fat loads of it while Max and I were chit chatting as a matter of fact. I do love my Mob wife, wife. (Very pleased, pimp hubby smirk)

I pass her the blunt and watch her smoke and blow it all softly over my spent cock and balls. Soooooooooo good. Mmmmmm. She blows me a sweet, smokey kiss... adding a real sexy lip pick in there for me too. A big puff and pass back to me. God... she's sexy as fuck!

"Yeah, babe."

My wife Kim (Kim Kardashian) calls me.

"Just wanted to tell you everything's signed, sealed and delivered. Harry and his sweet pals are gonna invest big time with us. They're so sweet. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim's getting thoroughly felt up from behind by Tom. Nipple tweaking and titty squeezing and all. He's Harry's friend and business partner. His other friend/partner Steve is laying all happy and horny on a massage table in one of our massage rooms on Freak City Air 2. It's one of our jets. Kim and the fellas are on their way back from Seattle. Kim's making sure to give them a very special ride to close the deal. Obviously it worked. My baby never fails. She's magical... in the sexiest way possible.

One of our top employees Erin Andrews is providing a very special service... riding Steve's big cock on the massage table while Harry butt bangs her silly at the same time. Erin always does a great job. Gorgeous as all hell... and freaky as all hell too. The perfect Freak City Inc employee.

"GOD... all these big dicks. WHEW! I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! GOD, IT'S SO GOOD!!!" Erin's definitely enjoying the plane ride.

Tom let's go of Kim's luscious breasts so he can walk over to Erin and stick his dick out for her. Erin mischievously smiles at him, then eagerly gulps down that fat, old dick for him. Such great customer service we have at Freak City Air. Soft music playing. Sweet scented candles providing a relaxing vibe. Erin Andrews fucking our new business partners. Ahhh... the sweet, sexy beauty of making money... a whole lot of it. Hahaha. We definitely know how to treat our customers/business partners, and we do our very best to make 'em real damn happy... for damn sure. (Proud boss pimp smirk... with a real chill smoke blow)

"You're the best, baby doll." Drita licks and kisses all over my now soft cock between puffs and passes while I talk to Kim on the phone. Max blows bubbles, pops 'em, smiles and blows kisses at me... and keeps on texting.

"Awwww... thank you, babe. You're so sweet. I think this is the beginning of a long and very profitable relationship. Right guys?" Kim giggles as they all strongly agree with her. It makes me smile. I fucking love making money. It's such a fun thing to do... especially with sex involved.

Harry pulls out of Erin's well pounded, tan butt and holds his huge, old, ready to explode cock up on her very firm ass for Kim to check out. Teasing her with it. Kim's a big cock hound so she checks it out with a happy, naughty grin.

Harry gives Kim a real cocky... and real horny... smirk as he slaps his dick repeatedly on Erin's butt. Upping the fat, old cock teasing. Precum pouring from the wide open piss slit.

Erin moans her happy approval as she greedily gulps down Tom's huge load... just as Steve grunts and fills her dripping wet, spasming twat with his own creamy seed.

"Babe... I think I'm gonna go. There's something I need to take care of." She winks at Harry. "Love ya. See you when I get home, my king."

"Love ya too, baby." Kim blows me a big kiss and hangs up. I just smirk. Kim and I are sexual soulmates so I can sense what she wants... and craves. And I'm craving Max. She can sense it too. She puts down her phone and walks over to me, leaning down to kiss Drita, whose lips, tongue and hands have successfully gotten me hard again.

Max sits in my lap as Drita slides my throbbing, fourteen inch cock up Max's very comfy cunt. Mmmmmmm. It slowly welcomes me in with open arms while I play with her awesome 34DDs through her baggy blue tee shirt... no bra needed. Those all natural beauties are all free and loose in there, and I'm happily and roughly molesting 'em with full, horned up ferocity.

Max just smiles, blows bubbles... and moans as she rides me. Nice and slow to begin with, very much loving my rough titty work on her.

Drita, Max and I puff and pass and enjoy the relaxing evening in my office. Drita perfectly compliments Max riding my cock by alternating tongue fucking Max's plump white booty and sucking my big, fat balls. Smokey, sex fueled fun and frivolity. Oh hell yeah!

Back on Freak City Air 2...

"HOLY FUCKING FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Harry leans back as his fat, eleven inch, old cock explodes, pumping his thick, gooey seed powerfully down Kim's quick swallowing throat. She deep throated him, and Harry immediately came. He holds her brown and blonde haired head on his cock as he dumps his cum straight down the world's most talented throat. Sexually talented for sure. No better deep throat blowjob giver than Kim K. Her tongue lathers his fat, gray haired nuts as she eagerly drinks him dry, bobbing her head as she expertly sucks on that huge, throbbing piece of old meat.

Kim happily coos her taste approval of all that creamy cum, pulling off of the cock, then deep throating it again, repeating that several times. Harry can't stop groaning and shaking, his eyes rolling back in his head from my wife's top notch cocksucking, and cum gobbling skills.

Kim pops her mouth loudly off of that old monster dick, naughty smiling and winking at Harry. "Mmmmmmm... such yummy cum, Harry. This is definitely gonna be a very pleasurable... and very profitable partnership." Kim shakes Harry hand as she licks under his fat crown, his dick jumping spastically from the intensely sweet sensations. He grins his old, fat, sweaty ass off and totally agrees.

"Yes it will be, my dear. It most definitely will be. Hahaha." Harry shoves his fat dick back in Kim's mouth for some more sucking fun. Kim gladly agrees with that as well. She also watches Tom. He starts pissing on Erin's hair and her face.

Steve watches too, grinning his ass off... then starts pissing in Erin's pussy. The cum and piss mixture in there starts flooding out of her well fucked twat as Erin moans with a piss splattered smile, loving the rush of warm urine all over her long, wavy, dirty blonde hair and all up in her quaking, clean shaven pussy.

"Oh well. When in Rome..." Harry adds, smirking the cockiest smirk ever. He starts pissing down Kim's throat... to her very happy delight.

"Mmmmmmm... God, yes. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim blissfully mutters and moans around that fat, pissing cock. She just opens her throat all the way and lets it piss right down her piss greedy gullet. Harry holds her head on his cock and pisses away, grinning from ear to ear.

Things are going pretty fucking smoothly on Freak City Air 2. It's piss party, USA up in that bitch.

Over at Freak City Porno, my mom (Kelly Madison) and my 18 year old sister Kaia are chillin' with our newest porn stud Wilbur. He's a very special star. The oldest porn star ever. 103 years young. Yep... 103. And the dude can still fuck like a young stud. Even better. Got a huge old cock too. Walks with a cane, but it sure don't stop him from being a horny old pervert at all. God bless him. Ha...

"God... you have such a big dick, Wilbur. And at your age. Your amazing. Such nice hands too. Mmmmmm." Mama looks over that massive old dick. He opened his white cotton robe for her to check it out in all it's glory... up close and personal. Wrinkled and uncircumsized, but twelve and a half inches long. And fat.

She's also enjoying Wilbur's old, smooth hands on her heavenly perfect 34FFs. She's wearing a very thin and soft white, short sleeve top. Low cut... and no bra. Her phat pink nips are poking hard through it... and Wilbur's very skilled hands are grinding on 'em perfectly.

Mama closes her eyes and moans with the sweetest, happiest smile. She loves to have her huge tits played with. Wilbur's grinning from ear to ear, licking those old lips. No need for his cane when he's got those two huge melons to hold on to.

Kaia's watching closely, standing on mama's right. She kisses our mothers neck, holding back mama's long blonde hair as she does. Mama smiles at her, blowing her a loving kiss.

Kaia reaches over and strokes that huge old dick for Wilbur while they both play with my perfect dream mother. Mama's smiling happily, getting kissed and groped so nicely. Kaia keeps up the soft stroking of that giant old dick as well.

"Oh... gotta go. Got an invite to a party at Lisa's house. Her parents are away so she's throwing a big party for everyone." Kaia says, looking at her phone. She kisses mama on the lips and waves at Wilbur.

"OK, baby. Have fun." Mama waves, playfully shaking her eyebrows at her absolutely perfect 18 year old daughter. She's the spitting image of our mother. Not as tall, but thin with long longs. The perfect face of a naughty angel. And those same type of huge, natural wonders on her chest. Not quite as big, but still huge. God... she's beautiful.

Kaia leaves mama and Wilbur there at studio one. It's on our property. We film some stuff there, but as I said earlier, most of our studios are up in Van Nuys. We keep a studio down here to film stuff so we can just go in there and fuck around and film it without having to drive up to the valley all the time.

"So... young lady... wanna show an old, feeble man a good time?" Wilbur jokes, waving his massive dick around to entice my mother. She laughs.

"Feeble, huh?" Mama grabs his cock and strokes it, playfully slapping it, watching it bounce, then stroking it faster. She drops it and naughty smiles at Wilbur.

"Your dick certainly doesn't look too feeble to me, buddy." She leans in and kisses his cheek. "Maybe later if I'm in the mood, stud." Mama pats his cheek, smiling so beautiful and all, then walks away, leaving poor old Wilbur alone. Oh well. All that old, hard dick, and no pussy to fuck... yet.

Back in my office...

Max, Drita and I chill on the sofa, drinking some Henny after I fucked Max's hard thumping twat senseless, cumming in it, then filming Drita sucking it all out of Max's cum dripping pussy while she fisted Max's gorgeous white booty afterwards. Max just squatted over Drita's face and let her do all the work, furiously sucking her pussy cum clean.

Max started squirting immediately afterwards, all over Drita's perfect face while she got her thick butt fisted. I fucking love that shit. Our website members do too.

They both drank my piss too. I let loose in Max's mouth while she sucked me as she came all over Drita's face. Max drank three mouthfuls, then Drita got up, squatted beside Max, and downed three more. I finished pissing on both smiling faces as they kissed. Once again, filming it all. They both made sure to get in the freaky phrase that pays too... "Freak City, Bitches!" Complete with pissy smiles and double deuces times two. I love Freak City Inc. We're all piss crazy round here. God bless the piss. Piss City, Bitches! (Pissin' pimp smirk)

"You see Wilbur's motherfuckin' cock??? JESUS! It's almost as big as this ol' thing." Drita asks Max, playing with my cock while she smirks playfully at me, then kisses me softly... and all piss flavored... on the lips. I've got some tasty piss, I gotta say.

We puff and pass... and get all Henny'd up, chillaxin' on my pimp ass, brown velvet sofa. God... that thing is comfy!

"Oh yeah. Caught him peeping Jackie (Basketball Wives LA Star Jackie Christie) yesterday outside her office. She was going to town on her vibrator, and the horny old bastard was peeping her through the window outside in the bushes. I took one look at that big ass dick and couldn't believe my eyes. I dropped to my knees and sucked big ass thing silly. He's got great cum too. Silky smooth and thick. Yum. Not watery at all. Surprising for his age. Freaky old bastard. But he's cool though. I let him fuck my pussy a little with his cane too. He gets off on that shit. Felt pretty good actually, but I had to go meet Karen (Mob Wives/Karen Gravano) for lunch so I thanked him and bolted out."

Max puffs and passes to Drita while I open another bottle of Henny. One down... who knows how many to go.

"HA! I catch Spence (The King Of Queens) peeping everybody all the damn time at Freak City Autos. He's always fuckin' jackin' off watching somebody piss, or masturbate, or some shit. Most of the time I just slap the motherfucker, or yell at his pasty white ass. If i'm in the mood, I'll suck him off, or let him titty fuck me, or something every now and then. Depends on how mad I am at the peepin' little bastard. Talk about great cum. That pasty white motherfucker's got some great fuckin' cum! I'll give him that. Nice dick too." Drita puffs hard, exhaling into my mouth as she kisses me, holding onto both sides of my face as she does. Fucking sexy ass broad.

A little later...

"Babe... it went wonderful. Harry and his partners are all in with us. They're so sweet and easy to work with too. Yum yum." Kim winks at me as she slowly off her white silk robe, putting on a sexy show for me, slipping off her black furry slippers too, then climbing into bed with me.

"How'd Erin do?" I kiss Kim as we relax under those super smooth, gold satin sheets.

"She did great, babe. She's always so attentive to our customers and guests... and partners. She took a triple dicking... twice. They had to wait for us to finish up before they could unboard the plane. I had to sneak in a little double anal myself before we got off the plane. Harry filmed me taking Steve and Tom's yummy dicks up my butt while Erin tossed his salad. It was so hot. She jacked him off while she tongued his ass. Sooooo yummy! I farted all that yummy cum all over her smiling face after they finished in my butt. Harry filmed that too. I let him keep it for his personal collection... as a bonus for being such a BIG partner for us." Kim licks my lips, playfully shaking her eyebrows at me.

I just grin. My woman's the best company CEO ever. And certainly the hottest. Sex sells... and it sure as hell makes us a wholeeeee lotta money. We kiss and doze off, snuggling so nice. I fucking love snuggling.

The next day...

"Wake up, messiah. Mmmmmmmm. Wake up, my lord and savior. God, yes. Cum in my mouth, baby. Mmmmmmmmm... so yummy." My dear wife Kathie Lee Gifford skillfully sucks out a real big load as I wake up, grinning very happily with my eyes still closed. What a way to wake up.

I open my groggy eyes, and look down smiling, and see her gorgeous, smiling face looking back at me. Her mouth's stuffed so full of my cock. It throbs non stop as I relentlessly cum down the queen of daytime TV's throat. Her throat throbs around my cock as my cock lurches in it each time I pump out a rope of cum. It sends brutally beautiful, orgasmic sensations racing throughout my body.

"Morning, baby." I smile wide, clasping my hands behind my head as I watch Kathie Lee suck me clean. Kim lays her left arm on my bare chest as she sleeps face down. I definitely enjoy the whole beautiful vibe in my bedroom at the moment with a huge, happy grin.

"My savior. The most beautiful man ever. The most divine creature ever. My lord and savior. Mmmmmmm." Kathie Lee keeps me smiling wide for sure.

In case you're wondering about the whole messiah and savior thing. Kathie Lee decided to start a religion that worships me and my cock. I loved the idea immediately. It's up on our site and we promote it every chance we get. Kathie Lee is the head minister in charge of it, I guess you could call her. And she makes one gorgeous head minister in charge, for sure.

"Mmmmmmmmm... my very tasty lord and savior. Hahaha." Kathie Lee crawls up to my lips with a magnetic look of raging lust in her eyes, and kisses me. She's one of the sexiest women that's ever walked this morning planet.

I slap and squeeze her very nice, mature ass. I love Kathie Lee's butt. It's so soft, but toned. A perfect combo. I squeeze it some more as she sucks off my tongue with such intense sexual vigor.

Kim wakes up with a naughty grin and joins in the morning make out session, slowly licking my neck and left cheek while she fingers Kathie Lee's delicious booty. I slap it again and squeeze it even harder, making my lady moan loudly as she keeps blowing my tongue, bobbing on it and sucking it deep like she does my cock. So fucking good.

I kiss Kim deep, our tongues happily molesting each other's. Kathie Lee spends a few minutes licking, biting and sucking my pierced nips, alternating between them beautifully. This is the way to wake up everyday for damn sure... and it's usually how I wake up. (Big ass... and very pleased... pimp grin)

We cuddle for a few, Kathie Lee on my right, playfully biting my neck and Kim on my left, nibbling my ear. Pure heaven, my peeps. Pure, beautiful heaven. Both luscious bodies rubbing so nicely on my sides. Mmmmmmmmm. I just grin, my arms around both wives. It pays to be a messiah. Definitely. (Happy messiah grin)

"It's good to see you again, Kim. How was your naughty business trip?" Kathie Lee slowly and gently runs her tongue up and down my neck. Good God... the sensations!

"Very productive... and naughty." Kim giggles, softly kissing my cheek. One after the other while she runs her hand up and down my chest, tickling me softly as she goes. Once again... pure heaven. "I've gotta introduce you to Harry and his partners. I know you'll love them. Three big, horny, old dicks. Yum yum." Kim coos, pinching and shaking my left nip as she licks my cheek.

"Well... give me some." Kathie Lee giggles, playfully biting my neck again. I'm so in love with her and Kim. They're both so perfect for me and my freaky desires. Absolutely perfect.

"Babe... can I invite them over for a few days. I'm sure we can get some more money out of them with our own unique way of entertaining our guests." Kim asks, a very naughty boss pimp grin on her perfectly angelic face.

"Of course. More money... more freaky fun. Freak City, Bitches!" I chuckle. Kim giggles and kisses me.

"Now... I need my messiah's cock in my ass. How bout we make this a three way, Kimberly?" Kathie Lee climbs up on me and turns aways, leaning her head back so her dirty blonde hair tickles my face.

"Mmmmmmmm... Of course, Kathie Lee. Always, of course." Kim grins and winks at me, kisses me again, licking my lips as well. She starts sucking Kathie Lee's perfect, jiggly breasts as she jerks my cock and lines nit up with Kathie Lee's anxiously awaiting, winking anus. It's go time, folks.

As we get the party started in our bedroom, Drita and Max are downstairs in the kitchen, hanging out with ol' Wilbur...

"Look at that fucking thing! Fuck!" Drita jerks Wilbur's massive old dick as he sits at the kitchen table, robe wide open, huge, happy grin on his wrinkled,103 year old face.

"Yep... big and yummy for sure." Max blows a big bubble and pops it, kneeling in front of Wilbur. He grins even bigger when Max wraps those awesomely soft and smooth 34DDs around his giant old dick. She starts pumping it with them, playfully shaking her eyebrows at him and Drita as well. A sexy ass smirk on those lusciously full, ruby red lips too.

Drita jerks the base as Max pumps the rest. Wilbur just sits there and grins, laid back in the chair, loving life at the present moment.

Max licks the fat head when it crosses her wet, gleaming lips, rapidly picking under the hooded head, catching some precum on her very talented tongue. "Yum, Wilbur. How'd you get such tasty cum, you old fart?" Max asks in her own loveable smart-ass way... complete with teasing smirk.

Drita dives in and sucks the head, getting her own taste of the slimy fluid.

"I eat a lot of vegetables... and drink a lot of piss... I guess." Wilbur laughs. Max and Drita do too.

"Freaky old motherfucker." Drita winks at him. She sucks him some more, sucking out as much tasty precum as she can. Max keeps pumping away with those big, bouncy cans, popping bubbles and smirking away.

"OK, girls. Time to blow! Ahhhhhhhhh!" Wilbur grins from ear to ear, cumming hard in Drita's mouth. She gulps down the first mouthful, then pulls his fat dick out of her mouth and jerks it off all over Max's big, bouncing tits.

"Yummy." Max says with a big bubble pop following closely behind.

"You bet you're sexy ass!" Drita adds, sucking Wilbur clean, then rubbing his fat, pale old cock all over those big, cummy tits. Max sucks it as Drita jerks it. They kiss and cumswap and Wilbur keeps grinning from ear to ear.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Wilbur throws up a peace sign. Drita and Max laugh, then kiss again.

"Fuck yeah, it is!" Drita sums it all up perfectly.

Back upstairs...

"Godddddddd... your cock's so bigggggggggg, Messiah! All hail James' cock!" Kathie Lee monas and coos so beautiful as she rides my giant dick in her ass, bouncing and grinding on it for an hour. Kim pulls it out and sucks it, then puts it back in Kathie Lee's very comfy, mature ass, licking a d kissing Kathie Lee's dripping wet labia as well.

"Oh yeahhhhhhh.... Mmmmhmmm.... All hail my man's cock. Yummy yum yum. Mmmmmmmm." Kim plays with my left nipple as she slobbers all over my fat balls, sucking them perfectly as Kathie Lee bounces happily on my cock, squirting non stop as well. Kim sucks her pussy each time she squirts, downing mouthful after mouthful of very delicious pussy cream, then diving back into my balls. Pure freaking heaven, my peeps. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhh.

Over in the offices...

"Spence..."

"Yes, Jackie?"

"Get me the numbers for Freak City Porno for this month. Kelly wants to know something. I'll take them over to her."

"Ok... right away."

"Thank you."

My dear friend and fuck buddy extraordinaire Jackie Christie looks over the papers at her desk as she gets ready to head up to Van Nuys. She's my office manager at Freak City Inc.

Mama is up in Van Nuys filming some stuff in our hood. I think Latifah is in it. Some interracial trailer park thing. My kinda porn. I love trashy filth. Gets me so fucking hard.

Spence walks in to her office and hands her the financial number for Freak City Porno for this month. He's working for Jackie today. As I said before, we move our employees around. He and Jackie work pretty well together. Spence loves Jackie. Not just because she doesn't yell at him, like Drita does, but also cause he's got a big ass crush on her. I definitely know that feeling. I do too. And I fuck her all the time. She very intoxicating for sure. In the sexiest way possible, of course.

"Thank you, Spence. Wanna ride with me to Van Nuys?"

"Sure." Spence smiles real big. Jackie winks at him. She loves to cock tease and Spence is the perfect cock to tease. Plus it's big... and Jackie lovesssssss big dicks. All my beautiful bitches do.

As Jackie and Spence head up to the porn studios in her black Mercedes, another wife of mine Stephanie McMahon is in the Freak City Wrestling offices looking over the format for the next TV taping. Yet another wife of mine... a pregnant one... The Man Becky Lynch is in Stephanie's office with her. They're waiting for another wife Charlotte Flair to show up. Becky is helping with the booking while she's out pregnant.

Charlotte has been out of town for two weeks... and I've missed the fuck outta her... promoting Freak City Wrestling around the world. She's our champion. And a smokin' hot one too.

"I'm thinking about taking the belt off of Charlotte. She's getting a little too smug for me, but I don't want to upset James. He loves her so much, but I'm gonna try and talk him into agreeing with me." Stephanie naughty smirks at Becky from her desk chair, rocking all confident and all. She's a confident boss bitch and I love that so very much about her.

"Great idea. Any idea of who's gonna beat her cocky arse... then fuck it." Becky smirks back, her thick Irish accent so sexy.

"Hmmmmm... I don't know. Wait... hahaha. I know the perfect woman to do it. And James will love it too." Stephanie teases, raising her eyebrows at Becky across the room. Stephanie sucks on the tip of her pen and smirks brightly as she rocks in her boss pimp chair.

"Who?"

"Me." Stephanie says with such confidence. She knows she's right too. I'll definitely go along with that idea.

"I love it. That'll teach her. Put the cocky bitch in her place. And she can't refuse to do the job. You're the boss." Becky sits back on the plush sofa, laughing. She and Charlotte have a long running feud for who's the top bitch in Freak City Wrestling.

Stephanie came to me with the idea for a sex wrestling promotion. Hot chicks wrestling... getting fondled, groped and sometimes stripped by their opponent... and the referee... and fans. The loser gets fucked... by all three. Awesome idea. A big time money maker for us too. Stephanie does a fantastic job running it.

"Who's gonna be the ref?"

Stephanie smirks real big. "Spence. She hates him so it'll be so much fun watch her get ass fucked by him after she drops the belt to me. Ha!" Stephanie's really enjoying this idea.

"Awesome. Maybe you both can double dick the bitch. Really teach her Barbie ass a lesson. The bitch!" I think Becky's really enjoying it too. She's smirking away, a very devious, but hot look plastered all over her perfect Irish face.

On the way to Van Nuys...

"Whip out your dick. I wanna watch you masturbate, baby." Black queen Jackie makes Spence's day while she drives. Spence immediately whips out his already hard ten and a half incher. Jackie checks it out... even though she's seen it a bunch of times already... as she pulls up to a stop light.

"Damn... you've got such a pretty cock, Spence. So darn pretty. Mmmmmm." Jackie looks around at the other cars, then dips her head down, sucking on Spence's cock for a minute. He grunts and groans... and grins from ear to ear... his hand on Jackie's head. She bobs on it as the drivers around her car look over and honk their horns. Spence grins even wider, feeling so boss pimp and all.

Jackie's spit rolls steadily down that fat, smooth weiner. Her tongue dirty dancing across it as she sucks on it. She picks her head up just as the light changes. She winks at Spence and drives off, still holding his dick. She shakes it as she looks around at the traffic, then tells Spence to start jerking it while she drives.

He jerks his fat hooded dick, reaching over to grope Jackie's big right titty through her skin tight... and very low cut... black silk blouse. Jackie sticks her tongue out, enjoying the big titty fondling as she drives. Spence squeezes it hard, shaking it, then softly molesting it as he jacks off, his huge white dick jumping in his fast jerking hand.

Another stop light. Jackie watches Spence work that cock... and her big tit. She looks around again, then pulls her blouse up and pulls her big titties out of her black satin bra. Spence gets to molest them freely. Jackie's got such beautiful, chocolate titties. Big, bouncy and perfectly shaped. Chocolatey goodness, oh fuck yeah!

Spence tightly squeezes her tit, making Jackie moan. She loos around again, then dips her head down again, licking up all the precum on Spence's bulging crown. She smacks her glossy lips, then sucks the fat white dick some more, bouncing her head wildly on it. Spence can't stop groaning... and groping Jackie's tit as it hangs down while she sucks Spence off. Spit rolling. Tongue dancing across the meaty shaft. Mouth gripping tight. Lusty, full lips rippling up and down that fat white shaft, full speed ahead.

Jackie times it perfectly again, lifting her head up just as the light changes. She pulls off, but jerks Spence's dick herself now. She feels all that preucm rolling out, down onto her hand. She smiles over at Spence, knowing he's ready to cum. His white dick keeps jumping in her hands as she grips it and rips it, jerking faster and faster.

Jackie finds a secluded spot just outside Van Nuys to pull over, under a big tree. She quickly dips hr head back down and sucks ravenously on that precum pouring, hooded dick, digging her tongue in that puss slit to lap up all the slimy fluid pouring out.

Spence holds Jackie's black head tight on his dick and grunts so loud, dogs start barking. He pumps his thick, creamy wad into her violently sucking mouth. Jackie's spit and Spence's cum mix in there and Jackie gulsp it all down, moaning happily the whole freaky time.

"Mmm mmmm! God! You've got such delicious cum, baby. So damn good!" Jackie keeps sucking, twisting her mouth wildly around that cock, jerking the base fast to get out any and all drops of cum left in there.

Spence can't stop grinning, grunting... and sweating. A Spence cumming specialty. Ha.

"WHEW! Thank you so much, Jackie. You're the best cocksucker ever. I love working for you so much." Spence beam, all sweaty and happy.

Jackie lifts her head up, licking all around those cummy lips to clean them, smacking her thick, glistening lips for Spence. She smiles and winks at him, appreciating his kind words.

"You're welcome, hunny. Maybe I'll let you piss in my ass when we get to the porn hood for being so sweet." Jackie give Spence a quick kiss on the cheek, then drives over to my porn hood. Great nickname.

Spence can't stop smiling, rubbing his sweaty hands together in anticipation of pissing in Jackie's thick black milf booty. She loves it... and I especially love doing it to her. We all do. Jackie spreads the freaky love around so she's VERY popular with everyone at Freak City Inc. (Freaky boss pimp smirk)

Back in LA...

Harry and his buddies made it over to the house. Kim and Kathie Lee are getting them settled in their rooms. I walk around the property just to chill and smoke. Taking in all the freaky awesomeness that is my Freak City Inc life.

I decide to walk over to the podcast studios to check things out. I'm all comfy in my white silk pajama pants and flip flips. No shirt necessary. Rockin' my iced out, gold and diamond Freak City, Bitches! Chain.

Meanwhile... in Harry's room...

"GOD!!! Fuck my ass, Harry! Uhhhhhh!" Kim is taking an ass pounding on her hands and knees on the bed while Harry stands behind her, smoking a fat cigar, his even fatter dick plowing my wife's insanely perfect ass. He smacks Kim's ass and squeezes it as he butt bangs it. Smoke from the cigar everywhere. Kim just rides it out, her tongue sticking out of the left corner of her mouth, her nipples throbbing relentlessly under her as she happily takes a hard ass booty banging, smiling brightly.

"Where's that other hottie? Kathie Lee? I've had a thing for her for years. I used to jack off to her on TV all the damn time. Those big titties and no bra. So fucking sexy!" Harry slaps Kim's ass again, pounding steadily up her tight clenching butt. He keeps sucking hard on that fat stogie too.

Kim rubs her clit, smiling and squirting all over Harry's bedspread. I don't think he'll mind. "Mmmmmmmmmm. I think she's showing your buddies around, but I can text her if you're up for a freaky threesome. Mmmmmmmm. God... that would be so hot. Fuck me, Harry. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim coos happily, smiling away, her tongue still hanging from the left corner of her mouth, her perfect body bouncing blissfully from the intense anal pounding she's getting from that old, massive white dick.

"Sure, baby. Fuck them. I'm the boss so I get all the pussy. Hahaha!" Harry and Kim both laugh, smoke bellowing out from Harry's laughing mouth. His big belly is slapping hard on Kim's bootyliciously perfect butt every time he thrusts up it. The heavy, forceful feeling is making Kim tingle all over. She absolutely loves rough sex.

Kim grabs her phone... still taking the rough ass banging... and texts Kathie Lee to come over to Harry's room. She texts "Fun times 3 for you, Harry and me." She adds a bunch of kisses and licks, then tosses her phone on the bed beside her as Harry grabs her hair and pulls it, ramming up her ass even harder. Kim's eyes roll back in her head from the intensely pleasurable feeling. She squirts again on the bedspread and again... I'm sure Harry won't mind. Just a guess.

Two minutes later, Kathie Lee texts back a pic of her pussy pouring cum with the message, "on my way." A naughty smile emoji accompanying it. She let Steve and Tom double fuck her pussy and flood it with a ton of sticky semen.

Kim smiles wide at that. She texts back, "yum yum... give me some. Hurry over." She adds some licks and kisses for horny effect.

"YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UMPHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Harry leans back, grunting and smoking... and cumming hard in Kim's brutally battered butt. His thick semen explodes into Kim's pounding bowels, soothing them with it's warm, silky smooth texture.

"Mmmmmmmmm... so good, Harry. Yeahhhhhhh." Kim coos, smiling wide as she bites her bottom lip. Harry pulls back on her hair, smirking down at her. Kim blows him a slutty kiss, making Harry laugh, smoke bellowing outta his mouth like a chimney.

"Suck me, baby." Harry pulls out, jerkingbhisndick to get some more cum oozing out for Kim. She wheels around and slides to her knees off of the bed. She licks her lips at the sight of that fat cummy rod, diving in and devouring it, eagerly drinking down every fat drop of jizz oozing out onto her very naughty tongue.

Kathie Lee walks into the room and starts grinning immediately... totally nude. "Save some for me, sweetheart." She hurries over to Kim, kneeling beside her. "Howdy, Harry." Kathie Lee winks at Harry, sucking hard on his fat old dick when Kim puts it into her mouth.

"Howdy, baby. Ahhhhhh. Two horny sluts sucking me off. I'm loving Freak City Inc." Harry laughs, still smoking his fat cigar. His big, gray haired belly jiggling as he laughs. Smoke flying everywhere. Kathie Lee and Kim take turns sucking Harry... drinking his salty, tangy piss as well. He lets loose in Kathie Lee's ravenous mouth with no warning. Good thing for him, my wives love drinking piss.

Harry stands there all cocky, very much enjoying every second of the piss drinking double blowjob, readying himself to fuck some more ass... times two.

Meanwhile... at Freak City Podcast Studios...

"Where's Giada?"

"Ummm... I don't know. I saw her earlier talking to Timmy, but I haven't seen her since."

I'm looking for my gorgeous wife, super chef Giada De Laurentiis. She does a podcast for me... and she's also starting Freak City Food Trucks. It's a new biz for us. Freaky food trucks sent out all over LA County offering high quality, reasonably priced cuisine... with a freaky twist. Along with your spicy burrito or lamb chops, you can also get a Slurpee blowjob... that's awesome... or some butt bango bonanza. Another awesome side dish.

I'm sure you can figure out what they are, but if you can't, the Slurpee blowjob is simple. Your chiloice of Slurpee... I love 'em so much... with your company cock... or pussy... dipped in them accompanied by a world class blowjob... or pussy eating spectacular.

The butt bango bonanza is also pretty simple. Grease up your cock... or strapon... we provide them if you don't have one... and fuck our server's butts silly. You can even fuck Giada's if she's working on the truck. And she lovesssssss butt banging. So don't miss out. Keep a freaky eye out for Freak City Food Trucks if you live anywhere around Los Angeles. Freak City, Bitches!

"Hey, baby."

"Hey, handsome." My girl Lana walks by as I make my way down the hall. Short, black bbw with huge natural jugs. She does all kinds of jobs for us. Blow and rim jobs near the top of the list. That extra naughty tongue of hers works wonders on a dick or twat.

"Kaia, my love."

"Heyyyyy, James. How's the hottest brother ever doing?" My angelic sister skates... roller skates... over to me with a beaming smile, jumping in my arms, her arms around my neck as she kisses me passionately. Oh my God... I love my baby sister. I mentioned before how much she looks like our mother.

"I missed my big brother. I was gonna sleep... (she giggles all naughty)... with you and Kim last night, but I was too drunk after the party. I passed out on the living room couch." Kaia kisses me some more, licking both cheeks and my lips, then her own lips, smiling so naughty and beautiful at me. She's really an angel. She's so beautiful you just smile... and get an erection. Always an awesome combo.

"I heard about that. Was the party wild?" I'm holding Kaia up by her sweet little ass while she licks me, kisses me, and smiles away at me, her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck in the hallway of the studios.

"Oh yeah. Booze and weed everywhere. They had some Molly too, but I didn't take any. Molly makes me sick so I try to stay away from it."

"Guys were probably all over my sweet angel too." I give my loving sister a real sweet... tinged with real naughty... grin.

"Yeah... girls too. I like the attention. Nobody was an ass though. Everybody was pretty cool. Lisa's granddaddy came over to check on her. He's cute and sweet so I flirted with him a little. Lisa says he's got a real nice cock, but he didn't show me. I was bummed. I like grandpa cocks. Lisa knows it too. We watch old/young porn at her place all the time. A bunch of our stuff mostly. Some other hot stuff too. Lisa keeps telling me I should do a grandpa gangbang sometime. I'm don't know. Sounds hot, but I haven't done a gangbang yet so I don't know. What do you think, big bro?" Kaia kisses me again, sucking, then licking my tongue. She laps up our combined spit, gulping it down quickly with a sweet smile.

"Well... that is a hot idea. But it sounds like ol' Lisa wants to do one herself, but she's a little too shy to try it. Have her call me."

"Ok. I want you to fuck me later too. So don't forget. Love ya, big bro." Kaia hugs me tight, kissing me deep. Her naughty tongue dances all over mine. She hops down and waves sweetly. I smack her hot little bottom, then she skates off, chewing some gum, looking all fucking amazing and all in that catholic schoolgirl get up... with sexy as fuck, white and pink roller skates on her perfect feet.

I'll definitely not gonna forget about fucking her later. No chance of that. I grin away as my perfect, naughty little angel sister skates away down the hall. She just has a natural ability to be sexy as hell at all times. Definitely gets it from mama.

Back in Harry's room, everything has wrapped up. Harry's huge old dick is worn out and soft. He butt fucked Kim and Kathie Lee for a half hour after pissing down their throats, and he's ready for a nap.

Kim and Kathie Lee leave him to nap, and head down to the movie theater to watch a flick. It have a pimp ass movie theater in my home. Seats 100 horny freaks comfortably. You can squeeze a couple dozen more in there if you're having a big party or gangbang... two of our specialties.

"You weren't kidding about him, Kim. He's a stud. Ol' Harry's gonna be real popular with all the freaky sluts around here."

"Oh yeah. Of course, we have to keep him happy to keep the money flowing... but I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Kim gives Kathie Lee an extreme naughty smirk as they sit down in the theater to enjoy our latest Freak City Porno spectacular, Alien Sex Fiend From Mars. Great sex flick. Kim's in it. Mama too. Spence is. My sister Gina as well. Tyra Banks plays the alien sex fiend. Spence plays his favorite alter ego, Spence 69 The Bisexual Sex Robot. My older sister Gianna Michaels directs it and performs in it too. She did a great job. GREAT JOB!

"Oh, sorry. I didn't know anyone else was in here." Dan... he's one of our newer employees... says as he walks into the theater. He starts to walk out, but Kathie Lee stops him.

"No, no, Dan. It's fine. Come... come sit with us. You don't mind, do you, dear?" Kathie Lee asks Kim, mischievously smirking at her. Kim smirks right back.

"Of course not. Come sit between us, Dan." Kim tells him. Kathie Lee gets up and moves over a seat so Dan can squeeze in between them. We have large and very comfy, beige leather recliners in the theater so not much squeezing required actually. He walks over and sits down, smiling at both mega hotties, not believing his very, very good timing.

"Popcorn, dear?" Kathie Lee asks as they watch the movie. Dan grabs some, but notices a hole in the bottom of the bucket.

"Thanks... Did you know there's a hole in the bottom of the bucket?"

"Oh yes. It's for these..." Kathie Lee whips out her strapon. Kim too. Dan checks them both out. My ladies always have freaky sex on their mind so they were prepared for some naughty movie games by themselves. Dan being there only makes it naughtier.

"Aren't you bisexual, Dan. If I remember correctly." Kim smirks, wiggling her rubber cock. He nods, not knowing what to say.

"Well... that worked out perfectly, now didn't it?" Kathie Lee asks Kim. She nods and smirks. Then takes the bucket from Dan and slides it over her bright purple strapon. It sticks through the top of the popcorn as Kim holds it in her lap. She blows Dan a sexy kiss and he quickly gets the idea.

Dan leans over and starts sucking Kim's purple cock while Kathie Lee quickly fishes his outta his tight jeans. She sucks the soft cock as Dan sucks Kim's big rubber one. Kim smiles, happily watching herself getting felt up on screen by Spence 69 as she gets sucked off.

As Spence 69 starts ass fucking Captain Kim aboard the starship Pimpterprise, Dan quickly cums down Kathie Lee's throat. His dick got hard really quick and he hasn't had sex in awhile so he got a little over excited. Kathie Lee gulps it down with glee, enjoying the smooth, silky texture of his sweet, dick cream.

"Hey... Got the party started without me, damn." Steve blurts out as he enters the theater. Harry's old buddy tosses off his white cotton bathrobe and walks over to the girls and Dan. He rubs his big cock on Kathie Lee's cummy lips, winking at Kim and slapping Dan's ass after Kathie Lee pulls his tight jeans off.

"Nice ass, son." Steve compliments Dan, then looks over at the screen to see watch Kim take a deep anal dicking from our sex robot in her Captain's quarters. "Very nice, Kim. I do love that sweet ass of yours." He looks over at Kim, who blows him a sexy kiss.

Kathie Lee starts sucking Steve's nine incher as he pulls Dan up on his face s hands and knees while he's still slurping on Kim's purple strapon... popcorn and all.

"Gonna have to get me some more of that sweet ass, baby." Steve tells Kim. She playfully wiggles her eyebrows at him. "But first..." Steve pumps Kathie Lee's throat a couple of times, then pulls out. She looks up at him, all naughty and horny.

Kathie Lee spreads Dan's cheeks, spitting on his anus, then rubbing Steve's fat crown up and down it. She spits on that big dick, licking all over it too. Steve takes over, pushing into Dan's ass, fucking it slowly as Kathie Lee moves around behind Steve, spreading his own cheeks so she can tongue fuck his 65 year old, but fit ass.

As Lieutenant Kelly (Mama) comes into Captain Kim's quarters, joining in the fun on Kim's bed, Steve pounds Dan's very accepting ass, gripping his hips as Kim throat fucks him silly. He spits all in the popcorn, groaning and growling in delight from the rough double ended dicking he's getting.

Spence 69 pulls out of Captain Kim's ass on her bed... he's been doggy style ass fucking her... Lieutenant Kelly grabs the fat, thumping dick and furiously sucks it, right as he cums. The robot's gold chest plate flashes and beeps loudly, his gold helmet spinning wildly, side to side, as he cum dumps in into my mother's very talented... and very cum greedy... mouth. Mama sucks him clean licking all around the fat pink crown as she pops her mouth off it it repeatedly.

Spence 69 ends up flashing, beeping, and head spinning non stop... and pissing all over mama's... and Kim's... big, heaving titties. His warm, tangy urine splashes relentlessly off of those hefty, perfect globes, dripping continuously from all four rock hard and thumping nipples.

The freaky foursome in the theater concludes with Steve cumming in Dan's ass while he sucks on Kim's strapon, while she lays across three recliners... you can remove the armrests on all of 'em... and sucks Dan's dick, drinking his silky smooth cum. Kathie Lee keeps tongue fucking Steve's ass as he pulls out, letting his cock drip his cum down onto Kim's face. She let's go of Dan's cock and scoots back a little to suck on Steve's cum dripping rod, gorging herself on it.

Kathie Lee moves around to Dan's ass and starts sucking Steve's cum out if it while Steve takes pictures with Kathie Lee's phone.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Steve says with a cum happy chuckle. He watches the movie, and Kim and Kathie Lee as they all do their job being all freaky and slutty. Freak fucking city for sure, bitches!

"Now... how about some sweet booty loving for ol' Steve, sweetheart?" He winks down at Kim. She winks back, her mouth still sucking him dry.

"Mmmmhmmmm. Sounds yummy." Kim answers, moaning around his big dick. More freaky butt action for the world's greatest ass.

On screen, Tyra, the alien sex fiend from Mars gets triple fucked by Spence 69, Gina... and Gianna. The crew of the starship Pimpterprise is having an outta this world time in outer freaky space. Hahaha.

Over at the podcast studios...

I finally linked up with Giada. She was blowing Timmy... her assistant... in the girl's bathroom. Lana found her for me. She took over the blowjob duties on that eight inch white nerd dong for Giada, who ran out to meet me. She apologized repeatedly for being busy... she's sweet... but I didn't mind.

I love people fucking so it's cool to me... plus... we got some great cum swallowing action with Lana and Timmy in the bathroom. Win/win.

I ended up fucking Kaia silly... all night long. She ended up indeed sleeping with Kim and I... into the next afternoon after we fucked all night.

Lana ended up getting triple teamed by Harry and his buddies later in the evening. Kathie Lee made sure to take as many pics as she could for the site. Everything is filmed anyway. I have cameras all over the house, and everywhere else, so we never miss anything.

Spence ended up pissing in Jackie's black milf ass up in the porn hood in Van Nuys. He even performed in the movie too. It's not finished yet. I think he's doing another scene too. Mama told me the lineup, but I forgot.

I even got my blowjob from Latifah and her girlfriend to celebrate them getting back together. They came down to the house and spent the night. They sucked me off while Kim and I watched the rest of the Alien Sex Fiend From Mars again in the theater before I fucked Kaia. Busy day. Fun ass day too.

Join us next time and find out how Charlotte handles dropping the belt... and getting fucked afterwards. And check out our food trucks. More freaky, slutty fun at Freak City Inc. Freak City, Bitches!

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12/12/2020 

Slutty Living Ch. 2

A change from the first episode... the Slutty Swingers Motel is now The Beverly Hills Slutty Hotel... Max isn't the manager, but she works there along with her other jobs... Enjoy my slutty peeps...

Episode 02 : Welcome To The Beverly Hills Slutty Hotel

"God, Hoda... how much cum do you want? Nasty caramel slut. You filthy fucking cum whore."

"God, yes! I'm such a filthy fucking cum slut! Mmmmmmmmmmm.... more... more!"

"Yeah... take that sweet dick cream, you filthy cum pig! Here..."

Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) leans over and spits in Hoda's cum dripping, wide open mouth. She slaps her, then leans over and licks her cum plastered face, scooping up a tongueful of slimy jizm for herself. "Mmm. So fucking good." My grandmother quickly swallows the huge wad of creamy sperm caking her tongue. She's just as much of a cum freak as her slutty partner Hoda Kotb is. But she loves talking dirty to Hoda while she's getting creamed in their podcast studio. The footage is also gonna be part of another Faceblasters With Hoda for Slutty Porno.

"OK, Bill. That was wonderful. Thank you. NEXT."

"WOW! Yummmmy! Nice cock, big boy."

"Thanks, baby. Wanna suck it?"

"Don't mind if I do." Kathie Lee kneels down in front of that nice inch monster... that's fatter than her forearm. "I need to make sure to thank Megyn (Megyn Kelly) for all the big yummy cocks she books for our show." Kathie Lee dives in, happily slobbering all over that massive meat, her mouth barely able to fit around the enormous shaft. Her eyes roll back in her head in delight as she attempts to bob her dirty blonde head on that massive meat, but it's immense girth makes it difficult. Her spit hangs way down from the sides of her mouth. All nasty and hot.

Hoda, who's squatting next to my grandmother, waiting for another big creamy facial, smiles away, cum drunk from the seven facials she's already taken this morning. She starts sucking on Dan's hairy nuts as Kathie Lee manages to get her dick sucking rhythm going on that super fat dong.

About five, huge dick gobbling... and hairy nut sucking... minutes later, Hoda gets facial number 8.

"Fuck!" Dan grunts and jerks, his cum splattering on all of that other cum drenching Hoda's sexy, caramel toned smiling face. That Egyptian whore takes the best facials, smiling wide the whole time, beaming bright with cum love and beautiful, slutty desire.

"Mmmmmm. So gooddddd." Hoda moans as she softly sucks Dan's super fat white dick. She gets in about half of the pale white shaft, her creamy, cummy lips stretched real wide around all that veiny white meat.

"God.... You've goot taste this, Kathie Lee. It's so yummy." Hoda smiles at her horny podcast cohost, handing her the immense dick. Kathie Lee quickly dives in, sucking hard to get out a couple of final drops of gooey dick cream. She pops her mouth off of that giant luck with a loud pop.

"Damn... you get a second blow, Dan. You've got so tasty jizz. You ready for more, slut?" Kthie Lee winks at Hoda who quickly answers.

"OH YEAH." Hoda and Kathie Lee start licking both sides of that obscenely fat dick while Dan just stands there and groans, head back, absolutely loving it all.

While my gorgeous, cum crazed grandmother and Hoda continue filming the latest episode of Hot Chicks... Hot Sex... sans Kim, who's busy with other Slutty Living biz... I'm over at one of our crown jewels at Slutty Living... The Beverly Hills Slutty Hotel (Formerly the world famous Beverly Hills Hotel) doing some work for my awesomely wonderful mother............

"Oh my God... this place is absolutely amazing, James." My girl Courteney Cox (Monica/Friends) is in awe of the hotel, grinning from beautiful ear to beautiful ear as she gleefully looks over the lobby.

She and her TV hubby Matthew Perry (Chandler/Friends) are visiting with her friends... pun only partially intended... my girl Jennifer Aniston (Rachel/Friends) and Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe/Friends). We're doing a little Friends spinoff for Slutty Porno... with a slight twist. Yeah... it's the porn version of Friends. To make things easier, I'll refer to them as their character names when they're filming and their real names when they aren't. Mom (Kelly Madison) and Spence (The King Of Queens) are filming this part of the show. Mom's the director also.

"It's been a long time since I've seen my gorgeous cousin, the slutty mogul." Monica hugs me and excitedly kisses me all over my face.

"Mon... he visited us two weeks ago." Chandler seems a little jealous.

"So... two weeks is a longggg time. Geez, Chandler... relax. We're at the most famous hotel ever. Enjoy it."

"Max... can you please show Chandler to their room? Monica and I are gonna catch up on old times."

"Sure, babe... this way, Chandler, is it?" Max pops a bubble in front of Chandler, a sassy smirk on her perfect face as she show him the way to the elevator. He looks all jealous at Monica as he walks with my love Max, but she shrugs him off and walks with me outside to the wooded patio. Monica tosses Chandler her purse to take up to the room. He grabs it, all grumpy, as he gets on the elevator with Max.

"So..." I reach down and squeeze Monica's small, but beautifully firm booty through her skin tight jeans. We walk with my hand gripping that delicious rump. "How's everything, babe?"

"It's fine. I'm glad you invited me... I mean us... Chandler and I... out her." Monica shrugs her shoulders again, feeling all oopsy about not remembering her husband right away. I just grin. I love Monica. She's a sweet cousin... and don't tell Chandler, but she's a real freak when she wants to be.

We slowly walk and talk though the patio... my hand firmly squeezing that very fit ass the whole time... passing and waving at the Polo Lounge brunch crowd... Some dressed... Some not... that's dining out there.

Upstairs in their room, my smokin' hot wife Max is getting Chandler settled in...

"Wow... nice room. Real nice... Freaking Monica."

"Yep... they all are. Thanks."

Chandler tips the bell man and closes the door. He seems to still be a little grumpy so he needs relax a tad. Max is world renowned for her guest relaxation skills. She's not only a great manager at Slutty Autos, she's also great at every job... and thing... she does. Max does her thing.

"So... Chandler, is it?" She mockingly smirks at him, chewing hard in her gum. He shakes his head in frustration, not in the mood for Max's patented teasing.

"Relax, dude. You're in paradise. You've got a hot wife. There's a bunch of hot wives here... including me. Damn... chill on the jealousy stuff. Here..."

Max shocks Chandler, yanking open her skin tight white and pink hotel blouse, showing him her very skimpy white bikini top underneath. It's one piece. And a very, very skimpy one piece at that. Her luscious tits are spilling out of it. It barely covers her phat pink nipples.

Chandler jaw stares, open mouthed, jaw dropped and drooling at those push breasts. They're the most requested breasts at our world famous The Polo Lounge and Fountain Coffee Room by the guests/customers. Much more on that slutty action a little later.

Max laughs. She's used to guys going nutso for her big tits. It's one of the main reasons... or two of the main reasons... that I married her. (Happy hubby, titty loving smirk)

"Glad you like 'em. Oh... you really like 'em, I see." Max smirks, looking away and chewing hard on that gum after she notices Chandler's bulge in his beige cargo shorts.

"Huh? Uhhh...." Chandler just stands there, drooling and gawking at my wife's bikini top covered jugs.

Max's got her hands on her curvy hips, a cocky, "yeah... I'm that bitch" look all over her gorgeous face. She blows and pops a bubble right quick, still looking away from Chandler. She knows full well the power of those super hooters. And she uses it whenever she needs... or wants... too.

"Ahhhhh.... Hmmmm..." Max checks her watch. She takes off her blue jacket and tosses it over on the desk. She walks over to Chandler, slowly pulling her perfectly shaped, milky white titties out of that very, very skimpy top. His eyes get even bigger, still open mouthed, still drooling... and still gawking insanely hard at Max's mesmerizing chest.

"You might as well squeeze 'em before your eyes explode." Max grabs Chandler's hands and place 'em on her 34DDs. He immediately starts squeezing 'em for dear life, still gawking and drooling. Max shakes her head and raises her eyebrows at him, looking away and thinking to herself, "what a goof."

Chandler's hands squeeze and shake, twist, grope and fondle, shake some more... and squeeze a lot more, almost independent of the rest if his body, which is motionless and staring a hole through my wife's big, beautiful tits.

"Ummm... Ummm... I... I can't..." Chandler yanks his hands away. He shakes his head hard to clear it. "I'm sorry. You have... Ummm... such, such beautiful breasts. Oh my God... such beautiful breasts." Chandler stares again at them, looking very pained and depressed that he can't fondle them some more.

"I'm married. I can't. I'm sorry, but I can't. Thank you, though."Chandler plays it cool, regaining his full composure, standing upright and being all serious. Max looks at him like he's fucking crazy. She shakes her head, still chewing hard on her gum, and puts her breasts away, grabbing her jacket and tossing it onto her right shoulder.

"Oh well. OK, I guess. Hopefully you'll loosen up while you're here. It's such a fun place to be." Max looks right at Chandler, a mocking, but still gorgeous grin on her face as she pats Chandler's. "You really need to relax, dude." She confidently walks out of the room, grinning, blowing a big bubble and popping it, closing the door behind her.

Chandler stands there and thinks about what Max said. He decides to stay all tense and jealous for the moment though, unfortunately.

Spence cuts the filming upstairs and we head back downstairs, where mama is filming Monica and I in a nice, secluded little nook.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... God... I love your huge cock, James. Please cum in my mouth. Please." Monica looks up at me from her knees, begging me, those gorgeous eyes twinkling. She definitely doesn't have to beg.

She bobs that beautiful, dark haired head on my giant cock, spastically slobbering all over it, her spit racing down my extra long shaft to my crotch as Monica pumps the base and ravenously sucks about five inches into her mouth and throat.

She makes it down to seven fat inches of dick, my precum pouring down full force her greedy gullet. Her head is a blur. Monica's a little tightly wound and competitive so she wants to get me off as fast as possible.

I stand there and chill, smoking, my left hand on the top of her beautiful head, enjoying her work. She expertly sucks me off, her throat clamping down tight on my bulbous crown and thick shaft as it plugs further down it. My cock throbs and lurches, making Monica gag and cough, but she's still able to swallow more, taking in nine inches as my cock lurches again.

My thick cream wave explodes down her fast swallowing throat. Monica moans in utter, orgasm eating delight the whole time as she pumps and sucks out every last drop of gooey, super protein. Her hands are clasped together around my base, jerking me faster and faster as her mouth and throat suck and pump my head and shaft, her teeth lightly grazing my sensitive underside. That gets a big groan of delight from me. Monica giggles, looking up at me so happy and cum greedy as I finish pumping my creamy wad down that talented, over stuffed throat of hers.

"Thank you, James." Monica smiles up at me, so sweet and loving, licking and sucking my very happy crown. I blow her a kiss and shoot her a slutty wink, smoking and smiling. God bless blowjobs between friends... this time, pun definitely intended. (Cocky, sexually happy grin)

"Awesome job, guys. Well get to the next scene in a little while." Mama smiles, kissing my cheek, then heading off to setup the next scene for Swinging With Friends. All my mother's idea. She talked it over with my sister Gianna, then let me in on it, knowing the hotel would make the perfect backdrop for it. She was right... as usual.

We had to get permission to use the name and characters... and that was a bit of a pain, but we finally got it worked out. Money talks. A lot of it talks even louder. Plus... I've got a few connections so it all worked out.

Courteney and Jennifer loved the idea so that part was real simple. They talked Lisa and Matthew into it. The Gunther guy is in it also. Nobody mentions his real name. They just call him Gunther. He was REAL eager to be in it. David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc didn't wanna do a porno so they passed. Their dumb loss is our horny gain. Hahaha. We have more than enough dicks around to entertain their hot and horny female former costars.

"It's great working with you, James. God, your cum tastes great. Mmmm Mmmm." Courteney licks her glistening wet lips, adding a sexy wink to sweeten the sexy charm.

"My pleasure, baby. It's always great to fuck you and Jennifer. Or Monica and Rachel." I throw her a horny wink back... just being me.

Courteney kisses me, all cum my and sweet smelling. We holds hands and walk casually around the hotel. I give her the extended, very personal tour while we wait on the next scene. Nude people... and half nude people... fucking everywhere. A beautiful atmosphere indeed.

Meanwhile, Kaia is having a little chat with a guest. She's so sweet. Everyone is mesmerized with her. Especially horny swingers...

"No. I've never been in a foursome. My brother, James has been extra careful with me. He's very protective of me and I love him so much for it. He's so sweet."

"He's the owner, right?"

"Yeah. He let's his wife, Kim run it for him when she's not busy with the other businesses, but he owns it. My great grandmother helps out too. When she's not doing her podcast and everything."

"Kathie Lee's your great grandmother?"

"Yep. She runs the spa. Like I said, when she's not doing her podcast." Kaia smiles all sweet, sipping a cherry margarita while she chit chats with Dan. He's a doctor from Ohio. He's also a swinger with his wife, Leslie. Mid 50's. Average height. In shape. Beard. Pretty chill dude. He's trying to put the moves on Kaia, but he's being very careful not to push too hard because of me. Kaia tells everyone how protective I am of her kinda as a protective thing. Keeps dudes at bay. She very smart about those type of things, even at her young age. Mama raised her well.

Kaia's putting on the charm though. A sweet little innocent look as she slowly sucks on her straw, twirling it around slowly in her drink. She bats her beautiful eyes at Dan, driving him wild with desire. A super beautiful young blonde with FF tits in a pink string bikini, sipping on a margarita in front of you is a very hot temptation for any horny guy.

"So... you wanna party with my wife and I? And maybe a friend... later? You'll definitely have fun, I promise." Dan decides to go for it. He gives Kaia a confident smirk, letting her check out his hairy six pack. Hairy chest and stomach. Brown with some gray mixed in... like the hair on his head and face.

Kaia sweet smiles, looking at him so pretty, then bashfully lowering her head. God... she plays the innocent teen gimmick perfectly.

"I don't know. I don't think my brother would like that." She pretends to be shy. She's really sweet and easy going, but she's really not shy at all. She can convince anybody that she is though.

"C'mon, baby. We don't have to tell him." Dan gently rubs Kaia's right arm, cozying up to her. "I promise, you'll have a great time. Scouts honor." He puts up a scouts sign and playfully grins.

"I don't know." Kaia plays right along, sipping her drink and acting all shy. That dude really thinks he's got her. She's totally got him hooked. She keeps sweet smiling and keeps up the innocent teen routine.

"I promise, your brother won't find out. I mean... he's not around now, is he?" Dan looks around, looking back at Kaia and shrugging his shoulders as he waits anxiously for her to give in. He has no idea who he's dealing with.

"I can't, sorry. He knows everything. Besides... I love just being with him. I love my brother more than anything. He's so sweet to me. Sorry." Kaia shrugs her shoulders at a dejected Dan and starts to walk off, but Dan grabs her arm.

"C'mon, baby. I promise... I really do promise... you'll have an amazing time. OK?" He gets pushy. BIG MISTAKE.

Kaia reaches in her daisy dukes pocket and grabs her phone, quickly texting me. She texts 911 to me to signal me that she needs help. Dan doesn't even notice her doing it. A minute later, while Dan is still trying to put the moves on my dear sister, I walk up behind him. He's startled.

"Hey, Kaia."

"Hey, big bro. This is Dan. He wants me to be in a foursome with him and his wife... and a friend. I told him I don't think you would approve of that. Could you please tell him that yourself?" Kaia gives ol' Dan the ol' shrug your shoulders, sorry, but you're fucked look. He gets nervous.

"Of course, sweetheart... Dan... I definitely wouldn't approve of that. I'm very protective of my smokin' hot sister so you should go look somewhere else... right now as a matter of fact. If you don't... you'll definitely regret your decision. Are we on the same page here?" I give him a calm, cool and laid back... but very direct... smirk. He catches the drift real quick.

"Sure thing. Sorry. My mistake. Enjoy your afternoon." Dan nods to Kaia... and me... and walks off, smartly. He was definitely on the fast track to a pretty bad beating if he didn't leave. I don't like to assault the guests at all. It's bad for business. I'm here to have fun and make sure they have as much fun as possible. But... we do maintain order here. And you definitely don't wanna bother my sister. That'll get you on my very bad side real damn quick.

"Thank you, big bro. You're the sweetest." Kaia softly kisses me on the lips three times. My thing. She knows me so well. She smiles so sweet the whole time. We hug and stand there. I hold her tight and she holds me tight, right back. Our love only gets stronger. My baby sister is my sunshine. Maybe the closest person to me... along with Kim and mama. Such a beautiful princess. Smells so darn nice too. (Sniffing her aroma)... ahhhhhh. Yep... real sweet smell. I kiss her forehead and stand there with her, hugging my baby sis as the cool breeze blows. A beautiful day with my beautiful princess.

Back at the podcast studios...

"OK, Hoda girl... I'm going to go see my sweet grandson at the hotel. You keep being a slut, baby. Make sure you film everything too. You big pornstar, you." My grandmother kisses Hoda, who's taking a deep dicking for our butler Jeeves. He's fucking her in the break room, on the table. Hoda's on her back looking up at Jeeves always restrained face as he pumps nine and a half inches of fat old white cock up her still tight, caramel tinted Egyptian American twat. She's smiling away, her hands on Jeeves' elbows as she happily takes the deep dicking while everyone comes in and grabs a coffee or scone... and takes a pic or two... then gets back to work. Just another day at Slutty Living Podcasts.

"Oh God... OK, Kathie Lee. I'll make sure toooooooooo...." Hoda squirts all over that fat wrinkled cock barreling up her hard spasming cunt. "I'll make sure to film everything." Hoda holds her phone up. "Say cheese, big daddy." She blows Jeeves a smiling, slutty kiss.

"Cheese, madam." He says it with no emotion, and continues fucking. Always the professional.

Kathie Lee crawls under the table real quick before she leaves, pulling Jeeves' fat dick from Hoda's dripping wet pussy. She sucks it all the way in, bobbing her head for a minute as she orally fucks it, running her tongue back and forth underneath it as she sucks it. Jeeves lets out a happy... but reserved... growl. Kathie Lee tickles his balls, then spits on his cock, sliding it back in her cohost's anxiously awaiting cunt.

"OK... time for me to split. Happy humping Hoda, honey." My grandmother waves back to Hoda as she walks out, Hoda screaming again as she cums... again.

...

Back at the hotel, Rachel and Phoebe are talking to Gunther in the coffee shop (The world famous Fountain Coffee Room).

"There's no way you could suck your own dick while Phoebe fucked your ass with a strap on, Gunther. No way." Rachel pours some creamer in her coffee at the counter. She and Phoebe are sitting at the counter talking to Gunther who manages the coffee shop (in the movie).

"Yes I could. I'll prove it right here. I'll suck my own dick standing up while Phoebe fucks my ass from behind. C'mon on over here, Phoebe. My ass is ready and waiting. But... if I do do it... you have to let me fuck your ass, Rachel. Deal?" Gunther desperately wants to ass fuck my girl Rachel. He's got a massive crush on her. He looks at her all happy and anxious, a coy smile on his face, waiting for Rachel to hopefully agree to the bet.

"Hmmm... I don't know. That sounds like a good bet, but I don't know if I want you fucking my ass though. Ross and James might get upset. Let me see it." Rachel looks over the counter, a naughty smirk all over her perfect face. Eyebrows raised while she waits for a peek.

Gunther quickly unzips his dark pants and whips out his huge cock. He proudly displays it for his dream girl, holding it up for her.

"WOW!!!!!" Phoebe's eyes almost jump outta her head. Her jaw drops. It's the biggest cock she's ever seen other than mine. Eleven and a half inches and real fat. Uncircumsized. Gunther smirks confidently, very proud of his giant dick. He jerks it for both ladies, then swirls it around. Phoebe's eyes are locked on it, following all the way around, a mesmerized grin plastered on her beautiful face the whole time.

"That's a damn nice cock, Gunther. OK... you've got a deal. But... you've gotta make yourself cum in your mouth. AND!... You've gotta swallow it! All of it! Deal?"

Rachel holds out her hand for him to shake it... which he does very quickly. "Deal! I swallow my own cum all the time. No big deal." Gunther pumps his fist, knowing he's gonna finally get to fuck Rachel's ass. He's fully confident on being able to suck himself to completion while getting anally pounded by Phoebe and her big bad strapon.

About two minutes later, the entire coffee house is watching... and filming... Phoebe ass bang Gunther behind the counter from behind while he bends over and sucks on that huge rod, managing to get about half of it down his throat from that awkward position.

"YEAH... SUCK IT, BITCH! SUCK THAT DICK! SUCK THAT DICK!" Phoebe screams as she slaps Gunther's white ass, grabbing his hips and pounding hard up his rather loose ass. He groans around his cock, enjoying the hard butt slamming. She figures that her rubber dick isn't the first one to travel up his hershey highway. She pounds his ass hard and fast, making grunting faces, really getting into the whole freaky vibe of it.

Rachel watches closely, sitting up from her seat, looking over the counter at Gunther sucking that fat meat, imagining what it's gonna feel like pounding her ass shortly. She hopes I won't find out about it. She doesn't really care anymore if Ross does though. They've been fighting. And she's really starting to like the idea of that huge cock pummeling her tight, firm butt til she can't stop cumming. She licks her lips excitedly as she watches, rubbing her pussy under her short little, dark gray mini skirt.

She sees Gunther gulping down his cum, his throat swallowing fast as his dick twitches and lurches in his mouth. "Mmmmmm... drink that cum, baby." Rachel says to herself, under her breath as she watches closely.

Phoebe screams out, cumming, while she continues a ally dominating Gunther. He raises his head and opens his mouth, showing Rachel a small amount of cum left in his mouth. He gulps it down and opens up again, showing her its all gone.

"Well... get that ass ready, Rach. I might let him fuck mine too. I just love a big dick up my butt. Yum yum... give me some." Phoebe slaps Gunther's butt, pulling out and walking around the Rachel. She grabs Rachel's head and pulls it down to her purple strapon. Rachel's innate slutty senses take over. She grins and dives in, deep throat ming the Gunther ass flavored rubber dick, slobbering and sucking on it wildly.

"Take it, bitch! Suck my dick, bitch!" Phoebe orders, holding Rachel's dirty blonde haired head and fucking her throat. Slamming down it over and over. Rachel willingly whores out her throat, gladly taking the hard fucking with a naughty, drooling smile. Everyone applauds and watches... and films. It's face fuck fun time at the coffee house. Hell yeah.

Over at the sauna and hot tubs...

"Chandler, relax. OK? We're at a great hotel and it's beautiful here. Just relax and chill. It's a vacation. So enjoy it. Stop being so damn jealous. It's annoying. Geesh!" Monica shakes her head, very frustrated with her jealous hubby. Their in one of the hot tubs, soaking away. Monica's also watching the naked Swingers walk by and go in the sauna and the other hot tubs. It's steamy and there's a a lot of naked pussy and dick walking by. Monica is very happy... and she's trying to ignore Chandler as well.

"Geez, Monica. I know it's a vacation. It's just... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" Chandler slaps the water, all angry at Monica checking out the passing dicks. He does notice a nice pair of titties walking by her though. He stares, still wanting to argue with his wife, but unable to speak cause of his intense titty gazing.

"I've had it with you. You need to chill. I'm gonna check out the sauna. You stay here... and stare at all the titties, jackass!" Monica gets out of the tub, her skimpy black two piece bikini barely staying in her very fit and trim body. She leaves Chandler in the tub to stare at titties, and walks into the sauna.

"Yum!" Monica looks over all of the available dick. There's seven guys in the huge sauna. Two other chicks too. Monica walks up the middle and sits in between two older swingers, breathing in the hot smoke, sweating and relaxing. Everyone else in the sauna is nude except Monica. She feels a little out of place, but she's a little too shy right now to throw off her bikini in front of all of those strangers. Or is she?...

"HI, everyone. I'm Monica." She greets everyone with a happy smile and wave. They all greet her back, looking at her funny cause she's wearing clothes.

"You know, Monica... it's a Swingers Hotel so you can feel free to get naked any time you want. We're all used to it so no one will bother you or think you're a slut." The guy to her right tells her. He's in his 60's, pudgy and hairy. A nice fat dick between his legs though. Monica definitely notices.

"OK!" She blurts out, stopping off her bikini in no time flat. She stretches, letting everyone take in her very beautiful body. She's a workout wonder. Very fit. Very sexy too. Nice tight body.

"Very nice, baby. Very nice indeed. I'm Chuck." The same guy tells her. He's checking her out real close, rubbing her right thigh as he does. He even rubs up to her pussy. Monica doesn't stop him so he starts rubbing that too, his cock hardening.

The guy on the other side chimes in. "I'm Dean. You're hot, Monica." Dean starts massaging Monica's shoulders as Chuck starts fingering her twat. Monica coos happily. Eyes closed. Head leaning back on the wall.

"Thanks, Dean. Oh my......." Monica feels something fat enter her pussy. Chuck has put her right leg on his and slid his dick up her pussy, fucking her slowly. Monica freezes for a second, not wanting Chandler to find out another guy... and more soon... is fucking her.

"Fuck it." Monica says to herself. She smiles at Chuck and leans over into Dean's lap, sucking his average size cock. She gives in to her inner slutty swinger desires, waving over everyone else. It's gangbang Monica time in the sauna. And she loves it!

Mama films it all, getting really turned on herself. She's wearing just a tight, thin, white and pink hotel tee shirt... no bra... and pink bikini bottom. Hotel white and pink flip flops too. She's very casual, and her thick pink nipples are poking through that thin top. Sweat, steam and sex scented fantasia is everywhere. It's swinger nirvana.

Monica takes on all cummers, fucking and sucking everyone. Two or three dicks at a time. She sucks two, slobbering and drooling everywhere, spit obscenely hanging from her very slutty mouth as her throat gets ravaged.

She even does double anal. That tight very firm butt gets stuffed to the max, pounded and slammed in that very steamy sauna, her screams of our sexual delight blasting out so loud, you can hear them outside the sauna door.

Chandler walks over to the door, trying to see in, but he can't. It's way too steamy. He tries to open it, but he can't. They locked it from the inside. He starts banging on it, frantically looking for Monica, but she just waves him off inside, laughing and squirting her overstuffed ass off.

The swingers roughly grope and fondle her entire heaving body, all sweaty and sexually glowing. Monica eats pussy while she gets her holes drilled, swallowing three loads of cum in five minutes. She's in sexual nirvana and she's loving every hard fucking second. They start pissing all over her smiling face and in her ass. The warm sensations drive Monica insane with guilty pleasure lust.

"GOD, YES!! USE ME!! USE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" Monica is full blown in a sexually whorish trance. Her slim, trim body is being used for other people's naughty pleasure and that giving her immense pleasure.

Old dicks, young dicks, middle age dicks, they're all drilling Monica, fucking, cumming and pissing all over... and in her.

Mama is loving the hot action too, tossing off her sweat drenched tee shirt, her huge naturals jumping wildly she makes sure to capture all of the action, her assistant Mone Divine (pornstar) helping film it while she plays with herself as she watches the crazed filth.

Hands violently grab and grope mama's 34FFs as she moves around directing the action, letting Mone do all the camerawork. Mone is nude, fitting in perfectly with all the hot swinger fun.

Finally, everyone... women included... surround Monica on the sauna benches and start pissing all over her, from her dark, soaking wet with sweat and piss hair to her beautiful feet. They completely drench her with piss. Monica cheers them on, smiling wide and begging for more.

"MORE!!!! MORE!!!!! GIVE ME MORE PISS!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! FUCK YOU, CHANDLER!!!!!"

Everyone cheers to that and jojns in as they piss bukkake his gorgeous horndog wife. "FUCK YOU, CHANDLER!!!!"

Everyone is high fiving, cheering, and pissing. Monica is completely drenched with piss. It's a beautifully slutty sight for sure.

"CUT." Mama calls out. Filming stops. She and everyone else applauds the hot action, the steamy, pissy, cummy vibe permeating super strong throughout the sauna is intoxicating for everyone.

Mone hands mama the camera, then walks over to Monica, smiling all slutty. She squats down and starts licking the piss from her gangbanged body. That gets a raucous cheer from the super horny swingers. Mama cheers Mone on. Four guys surround Mone and start pissing all over her as everyone keeps up the loud and horny cheering. Mone just smiles, sucking each pissing dick, then going back to licking Monica clean while a fat, old dick starts butt banging her doggy style.

Mama gets titty groped from every direction roughly. She smiles so happily, her nipples jumping and throbbing incessantly, loving the hardcore titty molesting so very much.

Meanwhile, back in the coffee house (Fountain Coffee Room)...

"GOD... FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SHIT!!!!" Rachel is taking Gunther's huge dick anal drilling from behind, her arms gripping the marble counter tight, her body trembling from the intense cum sensations racing throughout her perfect, trim body. Her C cup titties are jiggling furiously as Gunther rails up her butt, grinning from ear to ear as he fucks his dream girl... also from the beautiful feeling of Phoebe eating his ass. She's massaging his fat nuts as she tongues his ass, her face shoved deep in that white ass crack.

The customers are cheering them on, filming... along with Spence... taking pics, and talking amongst themselves.

About ten minutes later, "OH FUCK!!!!!" Gunther starts cumming. His body violently lurching as he cums deep up Rachel's bowels, painting them white with his thick cream. Rachel rubs her pounding clit furiously, cumming once again as Gunther finishes cumming up her well battered butt.

"That was so AWESOME!!!" Gunther starts crying with joy. He's wanted to butt bang Rachel forever, and he finally got to do it.

Phoebe pulls his huge dick outta her friend's trembling butt and devours it, sucking him dry, slobbering everywhere as she greedily sucks out every last drop of jizz in that hooded monster. She licks all under the head as she sucks hard on that massive dick, making Gunther jump and grunt with delight.

He ends up butt fucking Phoebe for thirty minutes while Rachel pisses all over him, cums, and pisses again. It's pure piss fuck heaven in the coffee house. Spence films everything perfectly as he jerks his own huge hooded dick. An old lady comes up to him and kneels, sucking him off as his films Gunther cumming all over Rachel's smiling face. Awesome ending to the freaky scene.

...

Kathie Lee runs the spa for me. It's one of our top favorites amongst our horny guests. Massages, facials... in more ways than one... crystal therapy, manicures, pedicures, waxing, you name it. Even sexual health check ups. And those are very fun indeed

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Your cums seems very, very fine to me, dear. Mmmmmmmmm. So tasty." My grandmother is testing one of our guests cum for him. She's a world renowned cum expert. She grades it on volume, viscosity, and of course... taste.

She's on her knees in front of Dale, eating his creamy dick dessert. He leaned back in the medical chair, a grinning happily. Kathie Lee let's the six inch dick slip from her mouth, playing with the cum in her mouth before gulping it down.

"Delicious, Dale. Perfect viscosity as well. Very nice, young man. I think you need a second opinion though, so... Penny... please come n here and tests Dale's cum for me." My grandmother smirks, calling in my wife Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory). Penny comes in, smiling, taking off her white silk bathrobe, letting Dale see that perfect, very fit body with her very perky 32C jugs and that deliciously smackable ass of hers.

"Sure thing, Kathie Lee." Penny kneels and starts sucking. Dale just grins his ass off... and sucks Kathie Lee's perfect, mature jugs as she feeds 'em to her while Penny happily...and expertly... slurps away on his half hard dick. The perfect spa experience indeed.

...

Kaia and I end up fucking in her room. We all have rooms here for when we hang at the hotel. Kaia and I fuck in the shower, me behind her playing with those awesome natural jugs, pussy fucking her tight, dripping wet pussy for an hour. Fucking my sweetheart sister while everyone is fuck happy at the hotel. It's a wonderful feeling and an everyday occurance too.

The Beverly Hills Slutty Hotel is the number one destination for horny freaks... and thank God for 'em. Sex and money make the world... especially mine... go round. Oh hell yeahhhhhhhhh... (Cumming in Kaia's quaking pussy.... Mmmmmmmmm)

Stay tuned for episode 03. Kim shows you Slutty Air... and Giada De Laurentiis and Max show you The Polo Lounge's famous titty loving service style. Later peeps..............

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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 1

New series...Very similar to Slutty Living with a few, freakier changes... Hedonism and freaky hijinx galore... Freak City, Bitches!

"God, she's beautiful with cum all over her face."

"Mmmmhmmmm."

Kaia's smiling and so am I. My baby sister just took a fat facial from yours truly, capping off her first appearance for Freak City Porno.

Damn... she's beautiful. Smiling so sweet. Cum slowly cascading down her perfect face. That super sweet smile being bombarded by all that thick, gooey dick slime. Her blonde hair soaked with creamy, high protein goodness. I saved up a huge load especially for her. She's so radiant. So sweet. So sexually innocent, but perfectly slutty at the same time. Her cum glazed face glowing bright with carnally induced happiness. Such a sweetheart.

"Thanks, big bro. MWAH!" Kaia blows me a very crummy, very loving kiss, from her knees, looking up at me with such incest driven love. 18 and already a freaky star.

Kaia looks right at the camera, throwing up the double deuces and makes me smile even wider. "Mmmmmm... Freak City, Bitches!" She says the freaky phrase that pays and blows a slutty kiss to the camera as she blissfully licks the spongy, cum glazed tip of my very happy dick. Love that sweet ass 18 year old chick.

We've gotten so many requests from our super horny fan base for Kaia to be in our movies. She's super duper fine. From beautiful blonde head, to beautiful pink toenail polished toe. Thin frame and huge natural titties just like our mother. GOD DAMN! AWESOME FUCKING TITTIES!

They see her and go nuts for her at our appearances and fan outings. Everybody wants to get a pic, and a hug from my absolutely stunning sister. Gotta keep security around her to fend off all the extra horned up horndogs though.

Our mother Kelly (Kelly Madison) talked me into putting her in our movies. She's great at doing that by the way. (Naughty grin)... It's a family business so it made sense... and God... I love fucking my sister, on camera or off... all of 'em.

Mama's in our movies. Our queen mother of Freak City Porno. She runs the porn division for Freak City Inc. The parent... very freaky, incest lovin' parent... company. Gotta keep this shit freak city, baby. Incest, interracial, bondage, piss, pregnant whore gangbangs, public sluttiness, drunk gloryholes, double hole fistings... even triple holes from time to time. Dick puking, beer enemas, role playing fucked up fantasy sex, domination, real life pimping, celebrities out the wazoo doing all kinds of fucked up freaky shit... we got it all and more, baby cakes... and we even got her. Freak City, Bitches!

"Awesome, baby. You too, my sweet Kaia." Mama comes over and kisses Kaia, softly squeezing her 30F titties, then me. She hugs me from behind, her perfect blonde head on my shoulder. "My man is so wonderful. Thank you for letting Kaia be in our movies, sweetheart. Mama loves you so very much." She smiles so sweet, hugging me tight. Those 34FFs dance all over my back, teasing me so nice. My mother the perfect, naughty angel.

"Anything for you, my love." I kiss her head groaning happily as Kaia lovingly licks and sucks me cum free. She makes my legs shake in delight from her continued ball tickling. She knows that little trick from our previous, off camera shenanigans.

I have the most awesome family. The most beautiful mother. The sexiest sisters. Every female in my family is hot and horny as fuck! God bless horny DNA.

Over at Freak City Autos...

Another wife of mine Drita (Mob Wives) is the manager of Freak City Autos. It's another one of our freaktastic divisions. Very, very profitable too. Smack dab on Sunset in West Hollywood. We move our employees around to different divisions, but Drita spends a good amount of time at the auto dealership. She's a top notch manager/salesperson. A super fine boss bitch too. And I hear the owner loves her. (Owner pimp grin)

"Why are you moping around so fucking much? Get it the fuck together, Spence (The King Of Queens)." Drita laying down the law to my best buddy since childhood.

"You're always so mean to me. I mean..." Spence looks all frustrated, looking away from Dirta, who's sitting at her desk looking over the newest lease contract. She yanks off her reading glasses... and looks pretty frustrated her freaking self.

"Are you fucking serious, motherfucker??"

"Well... yeah. I mean... I work hard here. I've sold three cars this week, but you always yell at me. It makes me feel bad." Spence getting all pouty.

Drita calms herself, restraining herself from punching Spence in the face. She puts on her best fake smile and tries to be nice. "I appreciate your hard work, Spence. If I yell, it's only because I want things to go as smoothly as possible. We sell a lot of cars and I don't want that to change."

"I know, but it hurts." Spence lowers his head as he stands in front of Drita's desk, all sad and mopey.

Drita once again calms herself, taking a deep breath and adding her charm to the fake smile. "Didn't I suck your cock for your birthday? I think everybody that works here did. Male and female. That was my idea, by the way." Drita gives Spence a real sweet/real fake smile. Damn... she's beautiful. Fake smile or not.

"Yeah... that was awesome. Thank you. You give the best blowjob. It's just hard for me getting yelled at, at work all the time. I'm sensitive. It starts affecting my work after awhile. I'm sorry. I just want to do the best job for you... and for James." Spence gives Drita a nice smile... filled with self pity and a tinge of happy horniness.

Drita doesn't wanna disappoint me and lessen our sales output so decides to use a well known and very effective motivational tool to keep Spence's work performance from weakening. She ramps up the fake charm and smile and...

"How about this? See that Mercedes sedan over there?" Drita points to the tricked out burgundy Mercedes to her left, on the showroom floor. She keeps smiling at Spence, making him relax.

"Yeah... it's been our toughest car to sell. The price has turned off a few customers."

"Yes... I know. If you manage to sell that, I'll..." Drita takes a deep breath, cool calm and fake collected. "I'll let you fuck me on my desk, right here... in front of everyone." She leans back in her chair, calmly breathing to stay chill even though she can't believe she's offering that, but still very confident in her motivational skills.

Spence's beady eyes almost pop outta his head. He's wanted to fuck Drita forever. She's only blown him a couple of times though. Twice on his birthday and once at an office Christmas party where she got stone cold drunk. I think he fucked her beautiful titties too. Spence was dressed up like Santa. Short, half drunk, and fat... a little extra padding needed for that. He's just chubby. We filmed it, but kept it for personal use only.

"YOU GOT IT! I'LL DO IT!" Spence blurts out with intense excitement. He grins from ear to ear... and even sweats... a Spence specialty... a little. His beady eyes beam bright, ready to go sell that $180,000 car. It's fully tricked out and suped up. It's worth the price tag. One bad ass super sedan for sure.

Drita shakes her head, chuckling to herself at Spence's gung ho attitude to sell the car... and fuck her silly. She puts her glasses back on and looks over another contract as Spence starts to walk off.

"Can I fuck your ass too?" Spence looks back at Drita with a very excited and very hopeful funny look on his pasty white, sexually obsessed, and quite dorky face.

Drita looks up at him, all boss bitch and all, and shakes her head again, chuckling once more. "Pushy little bastard." She says under her breath, to herself.

"Yes... if you sell the car... AT FACE VALUE... NO DEALS... you can fuck my ass. OK?" Drita does a great job of maintaining her cool. Another fake smile for Spence.

"YES!!!" Spence pumps his fist and jumps n the air, very excited to get the sale done, and get his fat dick all up in that tight, very firm, and very perfect butt of Drita's. He hurries off to find a customer.

Drita smiles for real, shaking her head again. She does love the lustful excitement from ol' Spence to fuck her gorgeous brains out. She loves turning people on... male or female. Fucking her staff... possibly in this case... is one of her best... and most enjoyable... motivational tactics.

...

A little later up in my hometown Van Nuys...

"Damn, dude. Dat honey's gonna get it good. Got my strap close and I'm ready to pounce." My best buddy Latifah (Queen Latifah) and I are smoking, chillin'... vibin' real nice on her back porch white steps. Puffing and passing, enjoying the beautiful day... the chill way.

Most of our porn studios are up in Van Nuys. I've also built a nice little naughty hood around it on the property. Working class homes. Nice and cozy. Got a pimp ass trailer park here too. It's all for the vibe and freaky atmosphere. Kinda trashy, but chill. We film a lot outside here. Got a lake and woods up here for our horror porn type stuff. It's real nice up here. Cool peeps. Cool times. And a ton of freaky sex.

Don't tell the 5-0, but I got a nice little drug and liquor biz running outta here too. And my favorite aunt/dear wife Beth (Beth Chapman) runs the security. She's head of all Freak City Inc security, but keeping this place secure is one of her top priorities. She keeps a close eye on me too. Love that 38F honey so freaking much.

Beth's got a bunch of help. Freak City Inc's got a butt load of employees. Everything is run by my main wife/queen Kim Kardashian. I'm the owner, but I like to delegate authority so I can have my free time to be a happy hedonist. Pursuing my kinky, carnal pleasure is definitely my favorite thing in life.

Anyway... Latifah's sitting on the white wood back steps. I'm standing up, leaning against the house, my right foot in between her legs. I tickle her black lesbian twat a little through her tight black jeans. That gets an approving smirk from my very busty girl... sexy ass black cornrows and all.

We've been friends almost as long as Spence and I. She's a lesbian... and I love lesbians... especially fucking 'em so we make a perfect duo. She gives up the chocolate twat for me... and some random other dicks when the mood strikes... or I ask her to do somebody. I'm always getting bitches to fuck somebody. Swinging is my life. I freaking love getting other people to fuck... when I'm not fucking 'em myself, of course. (Smokey pimp smirk)

Latifah got her eye on a neighbor. She's being careful cause her girl don't know about her cheating. She's inside taking a bath so Latifah's relaxed, ogling Aryana. She's another of my honeys. Sweet, black and fine. A real dime. Curvy frame. D cup jugs. Nice, phat, smackable ass. Badonkadonk city, baby. Latifah's got good taste.

"Hey, baby." Anita, Latifah's sexy ass mom walks up and kisses her, then turns her pretty eyes on me.

"Damn... you get finer every time I see you, baby. Some sweet white chocolate right there. Mmmm Mmmm!" Anita kisses me, reaching down to squeeze my rather nice ass too. Mmmm. I love that. She keeps squeezing, sucking on my tongue for a minute. Latifah laughs, puffing, then passing to me.

"Damn, mama."

"I can't help it. This is the finest looking man I've ever seen. All blonde and beautiful. Got me all wet and everything already. Like always." Anita smiles at me, kissing my left cheek. I smile back and pass her the blunt. Sexy bitch. I reach over and get in a quick titty squeeze on her fine ass, mixed chocolate titties too. Big ass jugs. Definitely where her daughter got 'em from. Black is definitely beautiful... especially when it comes to titties.

"When you gon' marry me, James? You got all dem other wives. Marry my black ass. I'll cook for ya. Clean for ya. And fuck your pretty white brains out, any time... any where. Hahaha." Anita laughs, puffs, then passes to Latifah. I laugh. I dig that funny black milf hoochie.

"Mama crazy." Latifah takes a big toke on the blunt and leans back on the steps, checking out Aryana who's talking to a friend next door. Anita checks her out too. I do also. Fine black pussy. Super fine. And a friend. She moved away, then moved back recently so we kinda fell outta touch for awhile. I hired her when she came back though. And Latfiah's been done had her horny lesbian eyes all over her since then.

"Damn... some sweet pussy right there." Anita says. She's bisexual so she's checking her out real close too.

"She's mine, mama." Latifah passes to me, a cocky, horny ass smirk on that sexy chocolate face.

"She's James'. He's done fucked that bitch silly, baby. You know when you get that bomb ass dick, you hooked forever." Anita blows me a sexed up kiss as I pass her the blunt, grinning and blowing her a smokey kiss back. Sweet lady. A great fuck too. I've fucked her and Latifah together many times. Damn! It's so good! Two hot ass, big titty chocolate pussy lovers gettin' ass banged by the king pimp. Fucking awesome! Several of our little trysts are up on our site too. Freak City, Bitches! For life.

"Aryana." I wave her over. She smiles at me and finishes talking to her friend, then heads over to me.

"Heyyyyyy, baby. It's great to see you again." She puts her arms around my neck and kisses me, tongue fucking and all. I slap and squeeze that phat black booty through her white booty shorts.. no panties... while we tongue fuck and swap spit. Anita and Latifah smoke and watch, looking at each other, eyebrows raised. I give 'em a thumbs up and laugh at 'em as Aryana and I keep kissing.

"Hey Anita. Hey Latifah." Aryana greets them. Standing in front of me, grinding that gorgeous rump all over my crotch. I put my left arm around her curvy black waist and enjoy it, taking the blunt, puffing, then putting it in Aryana's mouth, playfully shaking my eyebrows at Latifah and Anita. Great day.

As we chill at Latifah's pad, Kim's talking with a big money client in her home office...

"Yes, Harold.... OK... Harry. Yes... Freak City Air has the hottest stewardesses. We make sure of all of our customers are very well taken care of. I promise you will enjoy your flight very, very much. We will take extra special care of you. I promise. Hmmm? Well... I don't usually work the flights myself. I have a lot of other work to do. I appreciate you're such a big fan of mine. That's very sweet. But..... How much did you say? And you want me to work the flight to take care of you... and your friends? Oh really? Hmmmm... that's quite an offer, but I can't...... Harry... I'm very busy......... is that a sold offer? No other strings? I'll think about it. I promise. I'll think very hard about it. It's very tempting. I.... Harry... that's a lot of money. Oh my God... yes... I do love money. I said...... OK.... I'll do it. You're very convincing. I'm just there to help make your flight... and your friends' flight... as enjoyable as possible. I'm not a hooker, Harry. Yeah... (giggling)... I'm sure you understand that. OK... see you then. Bye."

Ol' Harry seems to have made my lady an offer she couldn't refuse. Kim contenly lays back in her very comfy boss bitch desk chair and cheerfully grins, seeing all of those dollar signs dancing before her beautiful brown eyes. Kim craves money so she's very satisfied with Harry's huge offer. Her thick nipples are even poking hard into her tight, white silk blouse, further showing her happy satisfaction. My queen is one helluva great boss... and one helluva horny one too. I guess we'll see how that flight goes... bumpy... or real, real smooth.

...

Back at Freak City Autos...

"I DID IT!!!!!!"

"HOLY FUCK!" Drita almost jumps outta her chair, tossing papers everywhere. She's fell asleep looking over some contracts, but Spence startled her. She grabs her chest and takes a deep breath.

"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCK.... (Calming herself)... Yulou startled me, Spence. Why the fuck... why are you yelping like that?" Dirta restrains herself once again from pummeling Spence. She sits there, straightening her desk, picking up papers. A nice, fake smile on her face.

"Cause I sold the Mercedes. HOT DAMN! YES!" Spence is euphoric. Looks like he's finally gonna get all up in Drita's super fine ass... literally.

Drita looks over at the sedan, then quickly back at Spence. She actually never thought he would do it. She jumps up in disbelief and looks over the sales receipt, jerking it from Spence's hands. He jumps up and celebrates, pumping both his arms and dancing all goofy. He's beaming, grinning the biggest shit eating grin you ever saw.

Drita can't believe her eyes. $180,000 plus taxes and fees. She looks up, totally shocked. She shoves the receipt in Spence's chest and storms off for a minute, running into the stockroom and slamming the door, cussing like a maniac. Everyone... workers and customers alike... looks over at the closet, hearing everything. Tons of F bombs and other assorted colorful words. Drita finally opens the closet door and comes out, taking a deep breath, collecting herself. She walks back over to her desk, fake smiling her heart out, desperately trying not to punch Spence in his goofy grinning, sweaty face.

"YES! YES YES YES!!!" Spence is giddy. It's all Drita can do to not kick him as hard as she can in his fat, hairless nuts. She keeps fake smiling, fuming on the inside, but realizing she lost the challenge.

"Congratulations, Spence. By the way, how did you sell it?" Drita asks calmly. She's so beautiful... I think even more so when she's mad.

"I had to fuck a chick and her husband... BUT, I SOLD IT!" Spence starts cheering again, running around and dancing, making an ass... a funny one though... of himself, pumping his fist in the air.

Drita underestimated the power of Spence's big, uncircumsized dick. Dude's got a hog on him. Ten and a half inches of fat, silky smooth dick. Drita really like it. She never tells Spence that though. She regrets not banning fucking potential buyers from her challenge. She realizes what she has to do. She swallow hard and takes another deep breath, gritting her teeth at what's next.

"OK... I made a deal so I will honor it." Drita walks back around to the back of her desk and unbuttons her orange silk blouse, taking her white business suit coat off as well. She smiles, very fake, at Spence, opening her blouse to show him her white satin bra and gorgeous, super firm cleavage.

"Well... are we gonna fuck or what?" Drita looks at him, all serious, but also kinda turned on... especially when Spence hurriedly pulls his fat dick out, running over to her.

"YESSSSSSSSS!!! I FINALLY GET TO FUCK YOU, DRITAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!" Spence pushes Drita down onto her desk, making her grit her teeth even more, wanting to punch Spence for being so forceful.

He bends down, yanks up her tight white mini skirt and quickly yanks off her white thong. He sniffs it, grinning wide from the very delightful aroma, making Drita shake her head. Spence stuffs it into his pants pocket. He then dives into her ass crack, spreading those awesomely toned, tan cheeks and shoves his long, naughty tongue straight up her butt, eagerly tossing her delicious salad.

Drita tries not to enjoy the salad tossing, but Spence's experienced tongue overrides that. He's very good at eating pussy and ass and Drita realizes that quickly. She grins naughtily, making sure to not let him see that though as she lays on the desk.

She turns around and yanks him up by his hair. "OWWWW!" Spence holds his head. Drita smacks him, boss bitch in control. She squats down and devours that whole ten and a half fat inches in one huge gulp.

Spence starts shaking and quaking, grunting and growling.

Drita smirks around that fat meat and sucks it real hard... all the way back up, then right down again, her spit smoothing the way for those luscious lips as they ripple their way across that whole hooded dick, down... up.... down... up. Spence can't stop shaking from the awesome suck job.

Drita squeezes his chunky ass and pulls him in further, his entire dick stuffed down that ravenously gulping throat.

They end up fucking on her desk, Drita bent over taking a hard pounding from behind. She's still in control, looking back and spitting at Spence, slapping his face as he drills up her pussy deep and hard, the desk shaking from the pussy plowing force. Drita cums, squirting hard on that rampaging smooth dick.

The customers and other employees watch from afar, cheering them on and taking pics. Drita smirks at them, loving the attention. Spence grins and sweats, trying to last as long as possible inside of that amazing pussy. It horny hugs his huge dick, squeezing and pumping it repeatedly, bathing but in all those fine juices, dancing provocatively all over it.

"Fuck my fucking ass, bitch! NOW!!!" Boss bitch gets what boss bitch wants. Spence pulls out and spits on his cock, rubbing it in and Drita spits on him again. Spence is super turned on by Drita's aggression sexually. Much better than getting verbally bashed while work.

Spence works his fat dick up Drita's tight, very toned and tan butt, reaching up and pulling her hair hard. She loves that. "Harder, bitch! HARDER!" Drita commands, a fierce look of angry sexual delight raging all over that gorgeous, milf model face.

Spence yanks her long, dirty blonde hair harder, ass fucking her harder as well, every fat inch stretching and battering that awesomely sexy, firm ass, making Spence grunt uncontrollably as it clamps down tight on it, anally devouring it every deep thrust in.

Drita squirts again, hard. Her sweet pussy slime shoots out, right between Spence's chubby legs, splattering the wall behind him. A loud, horny cheer from the crowd gets Drita to pump her fist... and Spence to grin and sweat even more.

"OH SHIT... I'M GONNA CUMMM!!!" Spence yells, shaking violently as he grins his pasty white ass off.

"Cum in my fucking mouth, bitch! DO IT!" Drita pushes Spence off, laying on her back on her desk, moving up so her head hangs off the other side of it. Spence runs around the desk, tripping and falling... but quickly getting back up... barely getting to Drita's wide open, anxiously waiting mouth as he starts cumming.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" Spence lurches, his cum exploding outta his fat, pumping cock. Drita grabs it and points it at her mouth and outstretched tongue. The fat globs of thick cream pummel her tongue and mouth, hitting her cheeks as well.

Her mouth is covered with... and full of... Spence's gooey jizz. It hangs off of Drita's lapping tongue. She pulls his dick into her mouth and sucks out the rest of the cream, ravaging that fat rod with her cum crazed mouth. She deepthroats it, bobbing her hanging head on it, sucking hard and fast. She greedily gulps down the thick cream and keeps sucking, a cummy mess forming on and around her mouth, Spence's dick... and the carpet under them.

"Good boy! Fucking good cum too! Fuck!" Drita looks sexually raging at him, like a lioness in full blown heat. She devours that thumping rod over and over, making Spence grunt and growl like a very happy maniac.

"YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! I FINALLY GOT TO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, DRITAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Spence pumps both fists, so freaking excited to finally get to fuck my super hot ass model wife.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHESSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Spence gets it in. That sparks a raucous cheer from the horny onlookers. Even Drita laughs around that fat dick as she sucks off all that thick cream, swallowing it down quickly and violently. She's in full aroused heat and she's cock... and cum... crazed. Another freaktastic day at Freak City Autos.

Back in Van Nuys...

"Yeah, babe. OK. I'll see you when you get home. Love ya, baby doll." I'm smoking, getting off the phone with Kim. She's heading to the airport for her business trip with Harry and his buddies. She's flying to Seattle to pick them up and bring them back to LA. Knowing Kim, it should be a very interesting... and probably very profitable... trip.

Anita's on her knees in front of me, watching me, titty fucking my fourteen inch rod as she sucks off the bulging crown.

Latifah's inside arguing with her woman. Her girl came back from the store to find her doggy fucking Aryana on the bed with her huge, purple strap on.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... "Take it, bitch." I smokey smirk at Anita as she gulps down my cum,my cock lurching in her throat as her big, jiggly, chocolate jugs shake and pump all over my huge and hefty white dick. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhh! The sweet sensations of cumming in a hot honey's mouth. I cum a ton, right down Anita's quick guzzling throat. She opens it wide and let's it glide. Mmmmmmmmm. All that creamy jizz splashing down that throat. Every time my cock pumps out a glob of cream... I tingle all over. So fucking goodddddddd.

"Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm." Anita smiles up at me, her mouth and throat full of fat white meat. She moans blissfully as she gorges herself on all that sweet cream. Chicks love my jizz and Anita sure as hell does. She can't stop moaning in cum happy delight. I just watch and smoke... and film with my phone. Can never have enough hot and horny footage for the site.

"Freak City, Bitches!" I turn my phone to me and say with a cool, cocky, smokey smirk.

"MOTHERFUCKER! GET YO BIG ASS OUT MY DAMN HOUSE!" Latifah's girl is mad. She throats some of her clothes out the bedroom window, not far from Anita and me. We both watch and chill, her sucking and me smoking. Just another day in horny Van Nuys. Ha.

"Thanks, baby." I kiss Anita's right cheek when she stands up. I pass her the blunt and put my cock away.

"You gotta marry me, whiteboy. You too damn fine not to be my man." Anita says as she smokes. I grin. I like her. Great sex and fun chick to have around too. Maybe I will wife her fine ass up. I already got a bunch of 'em so why not one more? Or even more. (Married pimp smirk)

We watch her daughter argue with her girlfriend. Aryana comes out to hang with me. I kiss her and we all chill, smoke, and watch the angry fun. Always a horny hoot around here.

*

Make sure to check out episode 02. How's Kim's trip with Harry and his horny friends gonna go? Will Drita actually be nice to Spence now? Will Latifah get back with her angry girlfriend? How far will Kaia's porn career go? And you get to meet Beth and many more. Freak City, Bitches!

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11/12/2020 

The Trumpster vs Megyn Kelly and Beth Chapman

The Trumpster was in the oval office, kicked back behind his large mahogany desk, his eyes closed and his hands clasped behind his head. He was in extremely deep thought, contemplating his interview with his arch nemesis Megyn Kelly, that was to begin shortly.

The Trumpster was snapped out of his extreme deep thought, that only he could achieve, by the sound of the Today show attractive, young producer that was blowing him. She was smacking her lips loudly as she swallowed the enormous load of Trumpster jizz that he had just dumped into her sucking mouth.

The Trumpster had convinced her that it was very important for her to do that to “prep” him for his strenuous interview.

You will see as this story progresses, that The Trumpster is very persuasive when it comes to sex. As he would put it, in his own unique way, his persuasion ability is “huge, extremely huge, just like my amazing, spectacular, larger than life cock. It’s huge, it’s bigger and better than any cock ever in the history of cocks.”

The hot young producer wiped her mouth, smiled and asked if he needed anything else. He said “no thanks young woman, you suck a good dick, but I’m ready for my interview now. She quickly got up and went out in the hall to tell Megyn and the camera crew The Trumpster was ready.

Megyn Kelly had fully recovered from her first experience with The Trumpster. The 2016 debate fiasco was well behind her and she was happy at NBC now.

She thought to herself that even though she hated this egomaniac, she was professional enough to do this interview and get big ratings for her show.

She walked into the oval office and sat in her seat a few feet away from the man she loathes more than any other. She didn’t look at him as he sat down across from her. She turned her head to the side and talked to her makeup artist who was touching her up.

The Trumpster just sat there with a very confident smirk on his face, as he looked directly at her. He looked her up and down, as he said under his breath “not bad.”

Megyn had a disgusted look on her face when she heard that. She couldn’t stand the fact that he was leering at her, probably thinking of all the disgusting things that he wanted to do to her. She had heard all the rumors about his sexual prowess and all the conquests that he bragged about. She had heard that his cock was 15 inches long and thick, but she didn’t believe it. She could just ask the producer that just blew him and find out that it was very true. The producer was telling everyone and complaining about her jaw being sore from the blowjob she gave him.

Megyn enjoys sex very much. She cheats on her husband only for job purposes though. She has let a few producers fuck her over the years. A network executive has her in his office every day bent over his desk giving him her pussy and ass to keep her job security strong. She tells herself that it is ok though because she is doing it to further her career.

The interview starts and Megyn puts on a brave face. The Trumpster plays nice and answers her questions in his own very unique way, all the while thinking to himself “I’m gonna bang this bitch. I’m gonna show her why I’m the greater banger of women in the history of the universe. Yeah, I’m the best, the greatest. I may have 99 problems but this bitch ain’t one.”

As Megyn asked all the pertinent questions written down for her to ask, she thought to herself “I’m gonna do something to make this asshole screw up and look so stupid on national television. I know, he’s a dirty pervert so I’ll distract him so he will screw up. I can’t stand him looking at me like that but it will be worth it to see him look stupid on TV.”

She opened her legs seductively, while crossing them, letting The Trumpster ogle her stockings and legs in the short dress she was wearing. He looked and smirked. She then rubbed her finger over her nipple thru her light blue dress, as she asked all the questions she needed to. She licked her ruby red lips slowly, but nothing made The Trumpster screw up. She was pissed. She was determined to think of something to make him screw up.

The Trumpster was indeed thinking of all the dirty things he wanted to do to Megyn. He was gonna fuck that sweet ass of hers and make her, in his words, “cum more than a bitch could possibly cum. I’m gonna give her a huge big O and freak her like only the greatest, huge cock, super human, superhero that I am could.”

Megyn decided she would just come out and ask him a very sexual question to throw him off.

“Well, do you think if you would spend less time doing interns and porn stars, you might get more done to help make America great again?” She smirked, assuming she had him now.

The Trumpster thought for a second, then responded with “maybe, but they all love the way I do them and America loves the way I run them. I’m the man Megyn, I’m already making America great again. You should let me DO you the favor of showing you how I work… at making America so great.” He winked, knowing he had thwarted all of her dastardly efforts to humiliate him.

She had a disgusted look on her face as they wrapped up the interview and packed everything up. The Trumpster walked over to Megyn and asked her to stay for awhile to let him explain his ideas more clearly.

Megyn looked at him with a mean scowl on her face, ready to tell him to get tell out of her face. Then an idea popped in her head. She would secretly tape him with phone camera while he “explained” his perverted ideas to her. She forced herself to smile and told him she would stay. All of the others left the room as The Trumpster sat at his desk and Megyn sat in a chair in front of it.

“Well Megyn, I’m glad you stayed. Your sex question kinda surprised me, but it really didn’t. I know you have heard all of the stories about The Trumpster and The Trumpster assures you they are all true.” The Trumpster says with a very large, sly smile on his face.

Megyn has her right hand, with her phone in it, resting on the arm of the chair but pointed towards The Trumpster. She assumes the camera on her phone is working, not knowing that it isn’t. She smiles, and to keep him going, plays along. “Well, I have heard a lot of stories. I don’t believe most of them. I mean, who has a 15 inch cock anyway?” She says, smiling a sexy smile to encourage him to go on.

The Trumpster smirks and stands up, walking over to the other side of the desk, right in front of Megyn. He sits on the desk and unzips his suit pants and pulls out the proof that the rumors about his cock are true. It is right there for Megyn to see, 15 thick inches of Trumpster meat.

She stares at it, her mouth wide open. She can’t believe her eyes. It is by far the largest cock she has ever seen. She is disgusted by the sight, wanting to punch him as hard as she can in his nuts. She surprises herself by also being turned on by the sight. She has always dreamed of getting fucked senseless by a cock like that, but the biggest one to ever fuck her was 9 inches. She didn’t know what to do. She hated the egomaniac, but she was turned on by his enormous cock and by his brazen display of it.

The Trumpster saw the look on her face and he knew he was gonna get her. He stroked his huge cock looking right at her as he said to her “Megyn, let’s cut the crap. We both know you love The Trumpster’s cock.” He shook it around as she discreetly licked her lips. He slowly stroked it, making it bulge out to an insane size.

Megyn snapped out of her huge cock daze and told herself that she couldn’t succumb to this asshole’s advances. She thought, incorrectly, she had him caught on camera.

The Trumpster smirked and grabbed her hand and held it around his giant cock. He jerked her hand up and down on his erection, holding it tight on it.

Megyn was shocked and disgusted. She tried to pull her hand off of his giant cock and cursed at him, but something wouldn’t let her stop staring at it. She realized she secretly wanted to jerk his cock, but she didn’t want him to know that. She kept letting him jerk his cock with her hand, pretending to fight it. “You’re a disgusting pig.” She told him, as he “forced” her to jerk him off.

The Trumpster got this party started fast as he grabbed her head and pushed it down on his giant cock as far as he could. “There bitch, start sucking and do a good job.”  He ordered as he smiled a giant Trumpster smile.

Megyn was appalled by his brazen aggression and thought about biting his cock. She quickly realized though, that she couldn’t fight the urge to want to be fucked silly by this mountain of a cock. She thought she would just not let him know how much she wanted it and act disgusted. She gagged on his giant cock, but started sucking it. Megyn was a very skilled cock sucker. She could usually make a man cum in just a couple of minutes. She sucked hard, up and down his giant rod. She licked it as she sucked. She put her phone down to play with his giant balls.

The Trumpster was enjoying her oral skills and encouraged her in his own unique way. “That’s right slut, make The Trumpster happy. Suck the greatest cock in the history of civilized cocks.” He pushed her head down further, she had about 10 inches down her throat.

Megyn was surprised she could take that much. She hungrily gobbled down his amazing cock. She didn’t even gag any more. She sucked up to the tip, looking at him with a mean look on her face, hiding her excitement. She sucked the tip hard, then took her mouth off of it to lick the underside of the head licking short quick licks. She could feel his cock twitch, knowing he was enjoying it. She licked in his pee slit, her eyes never leaving his.

The Trumpster looked back at Megyn with his Trumpster smirk, enjoying the blowjob. He then realized he had a meeting with Beth Chapman, the TV star bounty hunter. He told himself she can wait, but then realized he could work a threesome with two hot bitches so he smirked even more.

Megyn was sucking hard, shaking her head working the head of his cock, still frowning as she did. She smacked his cock as she sucked it, rubbing his balls with her other hand. She then stopped sucking his cock to suck his balls one at a time. She looked up at The Trumpster angrily, as she sucked his big balls, licking them in her mouth as she did. She was loving sucking his giant cock. She jerked jt as she licked up the length of it, spitting on the head. She then surprised the both of them by deep throating his entire 15 thick inches, her nose in his public hairs, her chin on his balls.

The Trumpster wanted to cum in her mouth, so he held her head and came hard, rope after rope of thick cum coating her throat. “Yeah bitch, take the greatest cum in the history of cum down that fucking throat.” He said as he kept cumming. Megyn, although surprised at first by the cum, didn’t miss a beat, opening her throat letting The Trumpster deposit his enormous load down it.

He pulled her head up off his cock as he was still cumming, putting it on her lips. He came in her mouth and even pulled out to cum on her face as well. When he stopped cumming, Megyn swallowed the cum I  her mouth as sucked his cock head to get the last drops out. She looked at him, without the frown, not caring anymore if he knew how much she enjoyed his cock. She wiped the cum off of her face and, looking at him smiling, licked her hand clean slowly.

“Well pervert, are you gonna fuck me silly or not? You probably can’t get it up again.” Megyn said smirking.

The Trumpster tore off her clothes and pulled her around behind his desk. He sat her on it facing him. He didn’t say a word as he spread her legs and shoved his giant cock up her pussy.

Megyn was wide eyed at his quick entry. The size of his cock both hurt her and made her scream with pleasure as The Trumpster forced his way up her wet pussy in and out slowly, but forcefully.

All of a sudden his intercom buzzed. He didn’t flinch, as he kept shoving his giant cock up Megyn pussy while he asked his secretary what she wanted. She told him Beth Chapman was her to speak with him. He remembered his earlier idea and said “send her in.”

Megyn wasn’t even paying attention as she was still wide eyed with lust as The Trumpster fucked her very wet pussy. “Fuck me you pig. Is that all you got asshole?” Megyn taunted him, wanting him to fuck her silly.

The Trumpster fucked her harder, smacking her face, forcing his cock all the way up her ever loosening pussy. The door opened and Beth Chapman, the super sexy, giant breastfed TV bounty hunter walked in. Her enormous tits had teased and pleased countless male fans of her shows. She was there to try and convince The Trumpster to support some bail bonds legislation she was backing. She dressed to impress him, wearing a skin tight low cut tank top with no bra amazingly, skin tight leather pants and 5 inch stripper pumps.

Megyn was screaming “Fuck me you fucking pig. Tear this pussy up your egotistical pig.”

Beth looked at them, startled at first, but then a smile came across her sexy face. She realized her way to get her legislation backed by The Trumpster. She would back that thick ass up to his enormous cock. She smiled at The Trumpster, and he smirked at her. She walked over to them, taking her top off, pulling her giant tits out of her bra cups. She pulled off her pants and thong, but left the pumps on. She started playing with his balls as she went to her knees and started licking them all over.

Megyn smiled as she looked at Beth. She always wanted a woman to eat her pussy but she never had the nerve to ask. She was loving The Trumpster’s pussy pounding, playing with her clit as he thrusted up her pussy all the way, banging against her cervix. She rubbed her clit moaning loudly, watching Beth suck The Trumpster’s balls. She told The Trumpster “I’m cumming you fucking pig, I’m gonna cum all over that huge fucking cock!!!”

The Trumpster kept pounding her pussy so fucking hard the desk was shaking. “Yeah bitch, cover my amazing, spectacular cock of cocks with ur juice.” He said smirking big.

Beth was sucking his big balls hard. She licked every inch of them and sucked them, loving the taste of them. She sucked them one at a time, working each equally as good. She watched as Megyn came, her body jerking as she did she rubbed her clit fast as she came, coating The Trumpster’s cock with her cum. Beth jerked his giant cock out of Megyn’s pussy and sucked it taking all 15 thick inches down her throat the first try. She proved she was an expert, sucking him so good, all the way down each try.

Megyn was still rubbing her clit watching Beth suck The Trumpster’s cock, amazed at her oral skills. She asked her to please eat her pussy. Beth smiled as she licked The Trumpster’s cock from tip to base. She played with his balls as she started licking Megyn’s pussy.

The Trumpster liked that. He rubbed his cock head on Megyn’s labia as Beth licked both his cock and her pussy. She sucked his head in, sucking hard, then she shoved her tongue up Megyn’s pussy. Beth’s big nipples were so hard as she licked out Megyn. She enjoyed eating her pussy, but she enjoyed a big cock, in her pussy, even more. She pulled her tongue out of Megyn’s pussy and sucked The Trumpster’s cock fast. She let it fall out of her mouth so she could stand up and bend over onto Megyn. She looked back at The Trumpster and said “OK big daddy, shove it up my pussy and freak me out.”

The Trumpster obliged and shoved his giant cock all the way up Beth’s sweet pussy. He smacked her ass hard as he freaked that well used pussy, fucking her fast. He smacked her ass even harder as she said “oh yeah, I like it rough so pound the shit outta me big daddy.”

Megyn started kissing Beth and playing with her huge hanging tits. She pulled her hard nipples and squeezed her huge fun bags as they kissed.

The Trumpster was fucking Beth’s pussy harder, smacking her ass hard every thrust in her pussy. Her pussy was well used by many dicks over the years, small and big. She was a total whore, but a dominate whore. She took charge as she let any guy with a hard cock work her holes the way she wanted. She was the gangbang queen of TV. She let 100 guys pound her holes one time as she whipped them. She has a couple of gloryhole spots she frequents when she was to suck some anonymous cock. She’s a freak that loves the way The Trumpster is freaking her pussy.

The Trumpster is pounding the shit out of Beth’s pussy, spreading her ass cheeks so he can get farther up her pussy. His giant cock is drilling up her pussy harder, the desk is shaking as he fucks her faster.

He gets an idea and pulls out of Beth’s pussy. He spreads Megyn’s legs wide and points his cock at her ass. Megyn smiles, kind of scared of the thought, but also very turned on by it. She looks at him smiling and says “do it.”

The Trumpster with that Trumpster smirk PLUNGES his giant cock up Megyn’s tight ass. She holds in the scream from the pain of it. She wants to be freaked out too. She fucking loves her former enemy’s giant cock in all of her holes and she doesn’t give a fuck how big of a slut she looks like. “BANG MY ASS HARD MOTHERFUCKER. USE IT, FREAK ME OUT BIG TIME BABY. I LOVE YOUR FUCKING GIANT FUCKING COCK. MAKE ME YOUR ASS FUCK WHORE BABY.” Megyn screamed, as she lost all of her inhibitions and hate for the man freaking her ass.

“Don’t worry Megyn, you were my ass fuck whore when you walked in the door.” The Trumpster said, as he pounded his huge cock in and out of Megyn’s formerly tight ass.

Beth was rubbing Megyn’s tits as The Trumpster used her ass. Megyn leaned over and sucked as much of one of Beth’s giant tits in her mouth as she could. The Trumpster joined her, sucking Beth’s other giant tit as he pummeled Megyn’s ass. Megyn and The Trumpster both got a mouthful of milk from Beth’s tits as she could lactate anytime she wanted. They swallowed it and kept sucking wanting more.

Beth moaned and rubbed The Trumpster’s balls as he pounded Megyn’s ass. She loved the attention given to her breasts. She would let random guys on the street get a mouthful of her milk whenever the mood struck her.

The Trumpster swallowed another mouthful of Beth’s milk then stood up. He grabbed her nipple and squeezed as hard as he could, pointing it at Megyn’s pussy The milk flew from Beth’s big nipple coating Megyn’s pussy and the desk. She moaned loudly as The Trumpster kept spraying her tit milk everywhere as he freaked Megyn’s hot ass. He licked at it as it flew out and kept pummeling Megyn’s ass harder and faster.

“I’M FUCKING CUMMING!!!” Megyn yelled as she squirter all over The Trumpster. Pussy cum and tit milk flew through the air, covering everything and everyone it hit.

The Trumpster pulled out of Megyn’s ass and told her to lay on the floor. He told Beth to sit on her face and face Megyn’s pussy. They both moved into position. He walked up to Beth and told her “wrap those big fucking tits around my super awesome giant cock.” She obeyed and The Trumpster began tit fucking her her amazing tits while Megyn ate her pussy, licking and tongue fucking her like crazy.

The Trumpster pounder Beth’s tits hard and fast, slapping them as he did.

Beth said “oh shit, I’m cumming.” She came in Megyn’s mouth as Megyn gleefully licked it all up.

The Trumpster pulled out of Beth’s tits and told her to kneel down next to Megyn’s face. She quickly did. He pointed his giant cock down at them and came giant rope after giant rope of cum all over both of their faces and in both of their mouths as they opened them. He kept cumming as they lapped it up. “Yeah bitches, swallow that spectacular jizz, the most amazing jizz ever. Here comes some more.” He said, as he kept cumming thick cum all over them. He finally stopped and they both came up to suck his cock clean. They swapped his cum as they kissed, letting it hang out of their mouths, playing with it as they looked at him.

“Well, that’s was fun but you two sluts need to leave The Trumpster alone now.” He said as he admired his work, knowing they were hooked on him and his super, amazing spectacular cock.

Megyn saw, as she got dressed, that her phone wasn’t recording and she was mad. She wasn’t mad that it didn’t record The Trumpster violating her so she could get him in trouble. She was mad it didn’t record it so she could watch it later as she played with her sore pussy. She smiled as she got dressed, knowing she wanted his cock as much as she could get it from now on.

Beth and Megyn got dressed and left smiling, pleasantly sore. They were two more satisfied sluts for The Trumpster.

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11/11/2020 

Pimpin' My Mom... and My Sister

My mom is hot. Simple and to the point. Blonde bbw with a thick ass and massive F cups. All natural from head to toe. So curvy and luscious, I get a boner just talking about her. I'm jerking off right now thinking about earlier today. My cock's throbbing and rock hard. My hand's flying up and down my slightly bent upwards, seven incher. My breathing quickens as my excitement intensifies. Closing my blue eyes, thinking back to this morning in the car... ahhhhhhhh... those lush, succulent lips wrapped tight around my skull fucking rod. Oh yeahhhhhhh.... mmmmmmmmm. So wet and welcoming. Such a loving oral embrace. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk....

"Here it cums, mama. Uhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

Launching my sticky sperm down her throat, all seven inches buried deep inside her cock craving oral cavity. My hips shooting up off of my driver's seat, pushing my cock even deeper down her cum greedy gullet. Mmmmmmm. Each creamy blast of semen sending waves of sweet tingling sensations throughout my loins. Oh fuck yeah!

My right hand squeezes her 38F right tit, hanging out of her huge pink bra cup. Her skin tight blue polo top pulled up over her mountainous melons. God... her tit feels so amazingly great in my fast squeezing hand. Her fat pink nipple throbbing and rubbing on my palm.

"My baby has the tastiest cum. Mmmmmmm. So good." Mama licks all around my softening head, sucking it, chewing on it, deepthroating me repeatedly to make sure she devours every single drop of jizm in me. Such a sweetheart.

"I wanna pimp you, mama. I want you to be my ho." I blurt out. It's been a fantasy of mine forever. My slutty mom out there sucking and fucking to make me money. So fucking hot.

"Mmmmmmmmm... sounds delightful, baby. I love how you think, baby. You know I'll do anything for you. Are you gonna pimp Tina too? That would be even hotter." As mama continues softly sucking my now soft cock clean, I think about what she asked me. My sister Tina is married and has four kids. That definitely would be quite naughty. We used to fuck all the time, but she decided to stay faithful to her husband after they almost broke up a year ago. He found out about her extra marital sluttiness. I bet I could talk her into it though. I start smirking brightly, my hand on the top of mama's wavy blonde haired head as she makes sweet oral love to my very happy dick.

I set my mom up with a neighbor. Steve is a contractor. Married. Three kids. Late 50's. Hot wife too. I've fucked her a few times while he was at work. I fuck everybody's wife. It's a big time fetish for me. Anyway... Steve paid me $500. He has a big time crush on my mother... like everyone does. She's the hottest milf in the neighborhood. Even hotter than his wife.

Mama's always showing off those 38F jugs of hers in skimpy tops and always tight, low cut ones. They mesmerize every cock in their path with their extra bouncy awesomeness as she walks by. Mama just smirks and pays them no kind, teasing the fuck outta 'em. She's so fucking awesome!

While mama is over at Steve's... his wife Tracy and their kids are at her mom's house... I call my busty sister and chit chat to break the ice. She tells me about her job... she's a rehabilitation nurse. The male... and female... patients are always usually a little frisky with her. She knows I'm getting intrigued, so she tells me about one older patient she let feel her up in her scrubs a couple of days ago. I start grinning. This is gonna be easier than I thought.

The old dude wanted a blowjob, but Tina didn't do it. She jerked him a little.

"I felt real guilty afterwards. It did kinda turn me on though, but I promised Dave I wouldn't mess around anymore. I still get those old feelings for new dick though. I can't help it."

As my sexy sister tells me her inner thoughts, I just grin my ass off. I'm gonna exploit her craving for new dick to my sexual... and financial... benefit. A little sexual blackmail of your sister sounds pretty fucking hot to me.

We chat for another hour, til mama comes home. I make a date with her for lunch tomorrow and hang up as my gorgeous mother walks through the front door. She mischievously grins at me, then comes over and motorboats me right here on the couch. God... those tits are superbly fantastic. So huge. So soft. So jiggly and mountainous. Fucking awesome through and through!

Mama pours herself a big glass of red wine and flops down in my lap, her right arm over my shoulder, to tell me all about her $500 fun with our neighbor.

"He was real horny from the get go. We didn't even talk. He gave me the money, then he bent me over the couch and ate my pussy for a minute, then slammed up it for a few. He's got a real thick dick so it felt really good."

Mama takes a nice gulp of wine and grinds on my crotch, then continues...

"I rode him in his recliner while he mauled my breasts. I slapped him around and pulled his hair as I rode him hard and fast. My boobs were bouncing like crazy in his big hands."

Another big sip of wine, a look of smirky confidence... and more crotch grinding on me... then she continues...

"Finally, he wanted to fuck me on his bed where his wife sleeps so we went in and he threw me on the bed, climbed on and fucked away. Missionary. He drove his fat dick in me for ten minutes, kissing my neck and howling. He was so damn excited. He came in me and kept screaming how happy he was. I just laughed. I went in the bathroom and pissed his cum out, using his wife's douche to clean up. I came out, waved and walked out. I felt so sleazy and hot. I loved it... Here you go, my gorgeous son... my pimp. Mama thanks you so much for this."

She kisses me deep, grinding even harder on my lap. We split the money. We're gonna have so much fucking fun with this, it's gonna be insane.

Mama and I fuck our brains out in her bed, all night long. I cum in her pussy and ass... and finally, all over those massive melons of hers. She licks 'em clean while I watch and film it. Fucking awesome night.

At lunch with my sister Tina, we chow down on Chick Fil A and talk sex... and money. I tell her all about my idea to pimp her. She's not into it in the beginning, but she warms up to it a little after I tell her all about me pimpin' mama.

"It sounds hot, but I don't know, James. Dave would kill me if he found out. That would be it for us. I can't. I mean..."

Tina's still really nervous about her fucking marriage and shit. God... I'm so turned on. Incest and cheating are my two biggest fetishes and they're staring me right in the face as I eat my nuggets and waffle fries.

My cock is so fucking hard under the table. I tell Tina about it and she giggles, giving me a naughty smirk. She takes off her shoe and sneaks a foot over to check for herself. She rubs my seven inches slowly, making me groan loud. A couple of other diners look over and wonder what's up. Fuck 'em. Ha.

Tina stops foot massaging my rock hard cock, I assume not wanting to get me too excited. She's still freaking nervous about cheating. Fucking marriage gotta ruin a good time.

When we're done, Tina and I head out to my van and chill. I light up a blunt and we smoke. Damn... my sister looks so fucking sexy sucking on that blunt as she puffs. She passes back to me, smiling sweetly. She's got on a tight, low cut dark blue short sleeve top and tight black jeans. Her cleavage is mesmerizing me real nice.

We move to the back seat/pullout bed to get more comfortable. That excites me. I turn on some music and we keep smoking and chit chatting. She relaxes... and I start back with my freaky idea.

"I think you'll love it, baby. I mean... you're hot. You're always horny. You proved that inside. Why not make some money and have some fun? Makes perfect sense. Your stupid husband doesn't have to know anything about it."

I pass the blunt back to Tina, shaking my horny eyebrows at her. She laughs and puffs. My sister and I have always gotten along great. I've always been able to talk her into just about anything... and I'm determined to do it again.

I pull my cock out and let it breathe. She looks at it as it jumps and dances in the smokey breeze. She stick her tongue out at me. Tina's turned on and we both know it. I start jerking off as we smoke and she watches closely, still not touching me, just watching.

After about five minutes of smoking, chit chatting... and my jackoff teasing, I finally break the ice. Tina and I start making out. I pull her dark blue top up and start orally molesting her 36Ds, sucking those gorgeous glbes as rough as humanly possible. I bite 'em and suck 'em for ten minutes straight, stuffing about three quarters of 'em in my mouth as I devour 'em, drinking down every drop of sweet milk that shoots out against my tonsils. God... I love her breast milk. I spend another five minutes licking and sucking her fat, light brown nips, pulling 'em with my mouth to keep that sweet milk flowing down my throat.

I finger her twat, my hand inside her skin tight jeans. My middle finger lunges in and out, tapping on her upper wall as it slide in, then out, tapping faster each time in. My thumb rubs on her throbbing clit as I finger her tag teaming her pussy in a very effective way. Her pussy gets super slick, super fast.

Tina sucks hard on my tongue, stroking my cock roughly as she goes. Our make out session concludes with her cumming all over my finger, her pussy spasming continually on my finger, her clit pumping against my thumb the entire, long, drawn out orgasm.

We fuck, missionary, on the pull out bed. Tina wraps her arms around my head as we kiss and my cock slams into her cummy twat harder and harder, my intense lust for my busty sister driving me crazy, making me lose control. Her legs are wrapped tight around my waist, her feet pushing into my butt cheeks to force in me even further into her cumming once again pussy.

I flip her over on her belly and move down to her ass, smirking secretively... you'll find out why shortly... eating her ass. I spread those big cheeks and shove jy tongue as far up her tight butt as it can possibly go, rolling it side to side, lapping at her warm, thumping bowels. God... its tastes great. I eat her ass and finger her twat for five minutes straight.

"I'M CUMMING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! EAT MY ASS, BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

My sister grinds her wide ass on my smiling face, her pussy squirting all over me. I start sucking her cumming twat, drinking down her delicious, milky cream. I suck it out so fucking hard, her tasty labia trembles, her twat shaking as it pumps my mouth full of her pussy jizz, while I thumb fuck her vice gripping anus.

I fuck my sister's big ass, slamming up it, my crotch slapping those wide ass cheeks for fifteen minutes of sheer, ass pounding ecstasy. Tina screams and creams again, biting her glossy lips, her big jugs rubbing that brown leather as her ass gets roughly violated by her loving brother. My van's a rockin' and my dick's a knockin' all up on those battered bowels.

I pull out and straddle her chest, smacking my ready to pop cock all over those 36Ds. Tina laps at it, licking off the hanging precum with the sluttiest smile ever. I smile back, cumming right into her wide open, cum craving mouth. She sticks her tongue out, down her chin, letting me watch every spurt of creamy semen launch into her mouth and against the back of it. God... that's hot. She sucks me dry, greedily gobbling up my sperm dripping dick, sucking out every last drop of cum in me with such loving, slutty delight.

Whew! Another hot fuck with my sister. It's been awhile. But, that's gonna change now.

"I'm surprised you didn't want to take pictures." Tina sucks me some more, softly licking under my twitching head in her mouth. She opens up as she licks me, letting me watch it all.

"No need, baby." I show her the special camera I installed in the roof of the van. Yep... I've got her now. Blackmail time.

"You dirty pervert... That is hot though." Tina kisses my cock as she lets it fall from her mouth.

"Yep... and so is pimpin' you, my sweet. I already pimp mom so you're up next." I smirk so hard, rubbing my soft cock all over those big, soft breasts. God... I love my sister's big tits.

"James... I can't. I told you. This was fun, but I can't be your whore." Tina tries to reason with me. We both now how this is gonna end though. We all do. (Pimp wink)

"Sorry, babe. You have to now. Wouldn't want your asshole hubby finding out about this, would you? That would be hot though." Had to get that in.

Tina looks at me with a shocked, befuddled look. She thinks it over while I continue rubbing my dick across her perky nips and cone shaped tits. She's stuck... and she knows it.

"You're blackmailing your own sister? You dirty little pervert." Tina shakes her head, laughing. I just smirk, nod, and smack my dick on those delicious jugs.

"Fine. But Dave better never find out... about any of this. I mean it." Tina gives me a stern look. I lean down and lick her lips... then we fuck again to seal the deal. My kinda deal sealing.

After our second fuck, I take Tina back home, telling her about the client I already had for her. I'm always prepared. Tina takes the note, making sure to hide it so her nosey ass hubby won't find out about our new business/sex partnership.

Everything works out great. I've pimped my sister five times already, my mom six. Tina's even done a gangbang with mom. Ten horny dicks and my two extra horny sluts. They filmed it so we all could watch it when they got back home.

I fuck mom and Tina everyday. We're all making money... real good money... and having fun doing it. It's a perfect setup. Hey... pimpin' actually is easy for me. And it's fun as fun gets too. Especially... Pimpin' My Mom... And Sister.

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