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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 2
Category: Roleplay Stories

"I hear Latifah and her girl are back together, babe. I'm happy for 'em. They make such a sexy couple."

"Oh God, yes! Mmmmmmmmm. Oh... yeah. They're cool people. Latifah even texted me they were gonna both blow me to celebrate... so I'm pretty excited about them getting back together, myself."

I smirk over at my wife Max (Kat Dennings/2 Broke Girls). She's texting on her phone, sitting on the other side of my home office desk while I'm kicked back in my chair enjoying my wife Drita (Mob Wives) on her knees furiously drinking my cum... and I'm enjoying her so very much so.

"Mmmmmmmm. God... honey... you've got such delicious cum. So young and beautiful and such tasty fucking cum. I fucking love it." Drita smacks her cummy lips loudly for me, with a big, cum loving, slutty smile plastered all over that very beautiful milf face of hers. She downed two fat loads of it while Max and I were chit chatting as a matter of fact. I do love my Mob wife, wife. (Very pleased, pimp hubby smirk)

I pass her the blunt and watch her smoke and blow it all softly over my spent cock and balls. Soooooooooo good. Mmmmmm. She blows me a sweet, smokey kiss... adding a real sexy lip pick in there for me too. A big puff and pass back to me. God... she's sexy as fuck!

"Yeah, babe."

My wife Kim (Kim Kardashian) calls me.

"Just wanted to tell you everything's signed, sealed and delivered. Harry and his sweet pals are gonna invest big time with us. They're so sweet. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim's getting thoroughly felt up from behind by Tom. Nipple tweaking and titty squeezing and all. He's Harry's friend and business partner. His other friend/partner Steve is laying all happy and horny on a massage table in one of our massage rooms on Freak City Air 2. It's one of our jets. Kim and the fellas are on their way back from Seattle. Kim's making sure to give them a very special ride to close the deal. Obviously it worked. My baby never fails. She's magical... in the sexiest way possible.

One of our top employees Erin Andrews is providing a very special service... riding Steve's big cock on the massage table while Harry butt bangs her silly at the same time. Erin always does a great job. Gorgeous as all hell... and freaky as all hell too. The perfect Freak City Inc employee.

"GOD... all these big dicks. WHEW! I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! GOD, IT'S SO GOOD!!!" Erin's definitely enjoying the plane ride.

Tom let's go of Kim's luscious breasts so he can walk over to Erin and stick his dick out for her. Erin mischievously smiles at him, then eagerly gulps down that fat, old dick for him. Such great customer service we have at Freak City Air. Soft music playing. Sweet scented candles providing a relaxing vibe. Erin Andrews fucking our new business partners. Ahhh... the sweet, sexy beauty of making money... a whole lot of it. Hahaha. We definitely know how to treat our customers/business partners, and we do our very best to make 'em real damn happy... for damn sure. (Proud boss pimp smirk... with a real chill smoke blow)

"You're the best, baby doll." Drita licks and kisses all over my now soft cock between puffs and passes while I talk to Kim on the phone. Max blows bubbles, pops 'em, smiles and blows kisses at me... and keeps on texting.

"Awwww... thank you, babe. You're so sweet. I think this is the beginning of a long and very profitable relationship. Right guys?" Kim giggles as they all strongly agree with her. It makes me smile. I fucking love making money. It's such a fun thing to do... especially with sex involved.

Harry pulls out of Erin's well pounded, tan butt and holds his huge, old, ready to explode cock up on her very firm ass for Kim to check out. Teasing her with it. Kim's a big cock hound so she checks it out with a happy, naughty grin.

Harry gives Kim a real cocky... and real horny... smirk as he slaps his dick repeatedly on Erin's butt. Upping the fat, old cock teasing. Precum pouring from the wide open piss slit.

Erin moans her happy approval as she greedily gulps down Tom's huge load... just as Steve grunts and fills her dripping wet, spasming twat with his own creamy seed.

"Babe... I think I'm gonna go. There's something I need to take care of." She winks at Harry. "Love ya. See you when I get home, my king."

"Love ya too, baby." Kim blows me a big kiss and hangs up. I just smirk. Kim and I are sexual soulmates so I can sense what she wants... and craves. And I'm craving Max. She can sense it too. She puts down her phone and walks over to me, leaning down to kiss Drita, whose lips, tongue and hands have successfully gotten me hard again.

Max sits in my lap as Drita slides my throbbing, fourteen inch cock up Max's very comfy cunt. Mmmmmmm. It slowly welcomes me in with open arms while I play with her awesome 34DDs through her baggy blue tee shirt... no bra needed. Those all natural beauties are all free and loose in there, and I'm happily and roughly molesting 'em with full, horned up ferocity.

Max just smiles, blows bubbles... and moans as she rides me. Nice and slow to begin with, very much loving my rough titty work on her.

Drita, Max and I puff and pass and enjoy the relaxing evening in my office. Drita perfectly compliments Max riding my cock by alternating tongue fucking Max's plump white booty and sucking my big, fat balls. Smokey, sex fueled fun and frivolity. Oh hell yeah!

Back on Freak City Air 2...

"HOLY FUCKING FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Harry leans back as his fat, eleven inch, old cock explodes, pumping his thick, gooey seed powerfully down Kim's quick swallowing throat. She deep throated him, and Harry immediately came. He holds her brown and blonde haired head on his cock as he dumps his cum straight down the world's most talented throat. Sexually talented for sure. No better deep throat blowjob giver than Kim K. Her tongue lathers his fat, gray haired nuts as she eagerly drinks him dry, bobbing her head as she expertly sucks on that huge, throbbing piece of old meat.

Kim happily coos her taste approval of all that creamy cum, pulling off of the cock, then deep throating it again, repeating that several times. Harry can't stop groaning and shaking, his eyes rolling back in his head from my wife's top notch cocksucking, and cum gobbling skills.

Kim pops her mouth loudly off of that old monster dick, naughty smiling and winking at Harry. "Mmmmmmm... such yummy cum, Harry. This is definitely gonna be a very pleasurable... and very profitable partnership." Kim shakes Harry hand as she licks under his fat crown, his dick jumping spastically from the intensely sweet sensations. He grins his old, fat, sweaty ass off and totally agrees.

"Yes it will be, my dear. It most definitely will be. Hahaha." Harry shoves his fat dick back in Kim's mouth for some more sucking fun. Kim gladly agrees with that as well. She also watches Tom. He starts pissing on Erin's hair and her face.

Steve watches too, grinning his ass off... then starts pissing in Erin's pussy. The cum and piss mixture in there starts flooding out of her well fucked twat as Erin moans with a piss splattered smile, loving the rush of warm urine all over her long, wavy, dirty blonde hair and all up in her quaking, clean shaven pussy.

"Oh well. When in Rome..." Harry adds, smirking the cockiest smirk ever. He starts pissing down Kim's throat... to her very happy delight.

"Mmmmmmm... God, yes. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim blissfully mutters and moans around that fat, pissing cock. She just opens her throat all the way and lets it piss right down her piss greedy gullet. Harry holds her head on his cock and pisses away, grinning from ear to ear.

Things are going pretty fucking smoothly on Freak City Air 2. It's piss party, USA up in that bitch.

Over at Freak City Porno, my mom (Kelly Madison) and my 18 year old sister Kaia are chillin' with our newest porn stud Wilbur. He's a very special star. The oldest porn star ever. 103 years young. Yep... 103. And the dude can still fuck like a young stud. Even better. Got a huge old cock too. Walks with a cane, but it sure don't stop him from being a horny old pervert at all. God bless him. Ha...

"God... you have such a big dick, Wilbur. And at your age. Your amazing. Such nice hands too. Mmmmmm." Mama looks over that massive old dick. He opened his white cotton robe for her to check it out in all it's glory... up close and personal. Wrinkled and uncircumsized, but twelve and a half inches long. And fat.

She's also enjoying Wilbur's old, smooth hands on her heavenly perfect 34FFs. She's wearing a very thin and soft white, short sleeve top. Low cut... and no bra. Her phat pink nips are poking hard through it... and Wilbur's very skilled hands are grinding on 'em perfectly.

Mama closes her eyes and moans with the sweetest, happiest smile. She loves to have her huge tits played with. Wilbur's grinning from ear to ear, licking those old lips. No need for his cane when he's got those two huge melons to hold on to.

Kaia's watching closely, standing on mama's right. She kisses our mothers neck, holding back mama's long blonde hair as she does. Mama smiles at her, blowing her a loving kiss.

Kaia reaches over and strokes that huge old dick for Wilbur while they both play with my perfect dream mother. Mama's smiling happily, getting kissed and groped so nicely. Kaia keeps up the soft stroking of that giant old dick as well.

"Oh... gotta go. Got an invite to a party at Lisa's house. Her parents are away so she's throwing a big party for everyone." Kaia says, looking at her phone. She kisses mama on the lips and waves at Wilbur.

"OK, baby. Have fun." Mama waves, playfully shaking her eyebrows at her absolutely perfect 18 year old daughter. She's the spitting image of our mother. Not as tall, but thin with long longs. The perfect face of a naughty angel. And those same type of huge, natural wonders on her chest. Not quite as big, but still huge. God... she's beautiful.

Kaia leaves mama and Wilbur there at studio one. It's on our property. We film some stuff there, but as I said earlier, most of our studios are up in Van Nuys. We keep a studio down here to film stuff so we can just go in there and fuck around and film it without having to drive up to the valley all the time.

"So... young lady... wanna show an old, feeble man a good time?" Wilbur jokes, waving his massive dick around to entice my mother. She laughs.

"Feeble, huh?" Mama grabs his cock and strokes it, playfully slapping it, watching it bounce, then stroking it faster. She drops it and naughty smiles at Wilbur.

"Your dick certainly doesn't look too feeble to me, buddy." She leans in and kisses his cheek. "Maybe later if I'm in the mood, stud." Mama pats his cheek, smiling so beautiful and all, then walks away, leaving poor old Wilbur alone. Oh well. All that old, hard dick, and no pussy to fuck... yet.

Back in my office...

Max, Drita and I chill on the sofa, drinking some Henny after I fucked Max's hard thumping twat senseless, cumming in it, then filming Drita sucking it all out of Max's cum dripping pussy while she fisted Max's gorgeous white booty afterwards. Max just squatted over Drita's face and let her do all the work, furiously sucking her pussy cum clean.

Max started squirting immediately afterwards, all over Drita's perfect face while she got her thick butt fisted. I fucking love that shit. Our website members do too.

They both drank my piss too. I let loose in Max's mouth while she sucked me as she came all over Drita's face. Max drank three mouthfuls, then Drita got up, squatted beside Max, and downed three more. I finished pissing on both smiling faces as they kissed. Once again, filming it all. They both made sure to get in the freaky phrase that pays too... "Freak City, Bitches!" Complete with pissy smiles and double deuces times two. I love Freak City Inc. We're all piss crazy round here. God bless the piss. Piss City, Bitches! (Pissin' pimp smirk)

"You see Wilbur's motherfuckin' cock??? JESUS! It's almost as big as this ol' thing." Drita asks Max, playing with my cock while she smirks playfully at me, then kisses me softly... and all piss flavored... on the lips. I've got some tasty piss, I gotta say.

We puff and pass... and get all Henny'd up, chillaxin' on my pimp ass, brown velvet sofa. God... that thing is comfy!

"Oh yeah. Caught him peeping Jackie (Basketball Wives LA Star Jackie Christie) yesterday outside her office. She was going to town on her vibrator, and the horny old bastard was peeping her through the window outside in the bushes. I took one look at that big ass dick and couldn't believe my eyes. I dropped to my knees and sucked big ass thing silly. He's got great cum too. Silky smooth and thick. Yum. Not watery at all. Surprising for his age. Freaky old bastard. But he's cool though. I let him fuck my pussy a little with his cane too. He gets off on that shit. Felt pretty good actually, but I had to go meet Karen (Mob Wives/Karen Gravano) for lunch so I thanked him and bolted out."

Max puffs and passes to Drita while I open another bottle of Henny. One down... who knows how many to go.

"HA! I catch Spence (The King Of Queens) peeping everybody all the damn time at Freak City Autos. He's always fuckin' jackin' off watching somebody piss, or masturbate, or some shit. Most of the time I just slap the motherfucker, or yell at his pasty white ass. If i'm in the mood, I'll suck him off, or let him titty fuck me, or something every now and then. Depends on how mad I am at the peepin' little bastard. Talk about great cum. That pasty white motherfucker's got some great fuckin' cum! I'll give him that. Nice dick too." Drita puffs hard, exhaling into my mouth as she kisses me, holding onto both sides of my face as she does. Fucking sexy ass broad.

A little later...

"Babe... it went wonderful. Harry and his partners are all in with us. They're so sweet and easy to work with too. Yum yum." Kim winks at me as she slowly off her white silk robe, putting on a sexy show for me, slipping off her black furry slippers too, then climbing into bed with me.

"How'd Erin do?" I kiss Kim as we relax under those super smooth, gold satin sheets.

"She did great, babe. She's always so attentive to our customers and guests... and partners. She took a triple dicking... twice. They had to wait for us to finish up before they could unboard the plane. I had to sneak in a little double anal myself before we got off the plane. Harry filmed me taking Steve and Tom's yummy dicks up my butt while Erin tossed his salad. It was so hot. She jacked him off while she tongued his ass. Sooooo yummy! I farted all that yummy cum all over her smiling face after they finished in my butt. Harry filmed that too. I let him keep it for his personal collection... as a bonus for being such a BIG partner for us." Kim licks my lips, playfully shaking her eyebrows at me.

I just grin. My woman's the best company CEO ever. And certainly the hottest. Sex sells... and it sure as hell makes us a wholeeeee lotta money. We kiss and doze off, snuggling so nice. I fucking love snuggling.

The next day...

"Wake up, messiah. Mmmmmmmm. Wake up, my lord and savior. God, yes. Cum in my mouth, baby. Mmmmmmmmm... so yummy." My dear wife Kathie Lee Gifford skillfully sucks out a real big load as I wake up, grinning very happily with my eyes still closed. What a way to wake up.

I open my groggy eyes, and look down smiling, and see her gorgeous, smiling face looking back at me. Her mouth's stuffed so full of my cock. It throbs non stop as I relentlessly cum down the queen of daytime TV's throat. Her throat throbs around my cock as my cock lurches in it each time I pump out a rope of cum. It sends brutally beautiful, orgasmic sensations racing throughout my body.

"Morning, baby." I smile wide, clasping my hands behind my head as I watch Kathie Lee suck me clean. Kim lays her left arm on my bare chest as she sleeps face down. I definitely enjoy the whole beautiful vibe in my bedroom at the moment with a huge, happy grin.

"My savior. The most beautiful man ever. The most divine creature ever. My lord and savior. Mmmmmmm." Kathie Lee keeps me smiling wide for sure.

In case you're wondering about the whole messiah and savior thing. Kathie Lee decided to start a religion that worships me and my cock. I loved the idea immediately. It's up on our site and we promote it every chance we get. Kathie Lee is the head minister in charge of it, I guess you could call her. And she makes one gorgeous head minister in charge, for sure.

"Mmmmmmmmm... my very tasty lord and savior. Hahaha." Kathie Lee crawls up to my lips with a magnetic look of raging lust in her eyes, and kisses me. She's one of the sexiest women that's ever walked this morning planet.

I slap and squeeze her very nice, mature ass. I love Kathie Lee's butt. It's so soft, but toned. A perfect combo. I squeeze it some more as she sucks off my tongue with such intense sexual vigor.

Kim wakes up with a naughty grin and joins in the morning make out session, slowly licking my neck and left cheek while she fingers Kathie Lee's delicious booty. I slap it again and squeeze it even harder, making my lady moan loudly as she keeps blowing my tongue, bobbing on it and sucking it deep like she does my cock. So fucking good.

I kiss Kim deep, our tongues happily molesting each other's. Kathie Lee spends a few minutes licking, biting and sucking my pierced nips, alternating between them beautifully. This is the way to wake up everyday for damn sure... and it's usually how I wake up. (Big ass... and very pleased... pimp grin)

We cuddle for a few, Kathie Lee on my right, playfully biting my neck and Kim on my left, nibbling my ear. Pure heaven, my peeps. Pure, beautiful heaven. Both luscious bodies rubbing so nicely on my sides. Mmmmmmmmm. I just grin, my arms around both wives. It pays to be a messiah. Definitely. (Happy messiah grin)

"It's good to see you again, Kim. How was your naughty business trip?" Kathie Lee slowly and gently runs her tongue up and down my neck. Good God... the sensations!

"Very productive... and naughty." Kim giggles, softly kissing my cheek. One after the other while she runs her hand up and down my chest, tickling me softly as she goes. Once again... pure heaven. "I've gotta introduce you to Harry and his partners. I know you'll love them. Three big, horny, old dicks. Yum yum." Kim coos, pinching and shaking my left nip as she licks my cheek.

"Well... give me some." Kathie Lee giggles, playfully biting my neck again. I'm so in love with her and Kim. They're both so perfect for me and my freaky desires. Absolutely perfect.

"Babe... can I invite them over for a few days. I'm sure we can get some more money out of them with our own unique way of entertaining our guests." Kim asks, a very naughty boss pimp grin on her perfectly angelic face.

"Of course. More money... more freaky fun. Freak City, Bitches!" I chuckle. Kim giggles and kisses me.

"Now... I need my messiah's cock in my ass. How bout we make this a three way, Kimberly?" Kathie Lee climbs up on me and turns aways, leaning her head back so her dirty blonde hair tickles my face.

"Mmmmmmmm... Of course, Kathie Lee. Always, of course." Kim grins and winks at me, kisses me again, licking my lips as well. She starts sucking Kathie Lee's perfect, jiggly breasts as she jerks my cock and lines nit up with Kathie Lee's anxiously awaiting, winking anus. It's go time, folks.

As we get the party started in our bedroom, Drita and Max are downstairs in the kitchen, hanging out with ol' Wilbur...

"Look at that fucking thing! Fuck!" Drita jerks Wilbur's massive old dick as he sits at the kitchen table, robe wide open, huge, happy grin on his wrinkled,103 year old face.

"Yep... big and yummy for sure." Max blows a big bubble and pops it, kneeling in front of Wilbur. He grins even bigger when Max wraps those awesomely soft and smooth 34DDs around his giant old dick. She starts pumping it with them, playfully shaking her eyebrows at him and Drita as well. A sexy ass smirk on those lusciously full, ruby red lips too.

Drita jerks the base as Max pumps the rest. Wilbur just sits there and grins, laid back in the chair, loving life at the present moment.

Max licks the fat head when it crosses her wet, gleaming lips, rapidly picking under the hooded head, catching some precum on her very talented tongue. "Yum, Wilbur. How'd you get such tasty cum, you old fart?" Max asks in her own loveable smart-ass way... complete with teasing smirk.

Drita dives in and sucks the head, getting her own taste of the slimy fluid.

"I eat a lot of vegetables... and drink a lot of piss... I guess." Wilbur laughs. Max and Drita do too.

"Freaky old motherfucker." Drita winks at him. She sucks him some more, sucking out as much tasty precum as she can. Max keeps pumping away with those big, bouncy cans, popping bubbles and smirking away.

"OK, girls. Time to blow! Ahhhhhhhhh!" Wilbur grins from ear to ear, cumming hard in Drita's mouth. She gulps down the first mouthful, then pulls his fat dick out of her mouth and jerks it off all over Max's big, bouncing tits.

"Yummy." Max says with a big bubble pop following closely behind.

"You bet you're sexy ass!" Drita adds, sucking Wilbur clean, then rubbing his fat, pale old cock all over those big, cummy tits. Max sucks it as Drita jerks it. They kiss and cumswap and Wilbur keeps grinning from ear to ear.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Wilbur throws up a peace sign. Drita and Max laugh, then kiss again.

"Fuck yeah, it is!" Drita sums it all up perfectly.

Back upstairs...

"Godddddddd... your cock's so bigggggggggg, Messiah! All hail James' cock!" Kathie Lee monas and coos so beautiful as she rides my giant dick in her ass, bouncing and grinding on it for an hour. Kim pulls it out and sucks it, then puts it back in Kathie Lee's very comfy, mature ass, licking a d kissing Kathie Lee's dripping wet labia as well.

"Oh yeahhhhhhh.... Mmmmhmmm.... All hail my man's cock. Yummy yum yum. Mmmmmmmm." Kim plays with my left nipple as she slobbers all over my fat balls, sucking them perfectly as Kathie Lee bounces happily on my cock, squirting non stop as well. Kim sucks her pussy each time she squirts, downing mouthful after mouthful of very delicious pussy cream, then diving back into my balls. Pure freaking heaven, my peeps. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhh.

Over in the offices...

"Spence..."

"Yes, Jackie?"

"Get me the numbers for Freak City Porno for this month. Kelly wants to know something. I'll take them over to her."

"Ok... right away."

"Thank you."

My dear friend and fuck buddy extraordinaire Jackie Christie looks over the papers at her desk as she gets ready to head up to Van Nuys. She's my office manager at Freak City Inc.

Mama is up in Van Nuys filming some stuff in our hood. I think Latifah is in it. Some interracial trailer park thing. My kinda porn. I love trashy filth. Gets me so fucking hard.

Spence walks in to her office and hands her the financial number for Freak City Porno for this month. He's working for Jackie today. As I said before, we move our employees around. He and Jackie work pretty well together. Spence loves Jackie. Not just because she doesn't yell at him, like Drita does, but also cause he's got a big ass crush on her. I definitely know that feeling. I do too. And I fuck her all the time. She very intoxicating for sure. In the sexiest way possible, of course.

"Thank you, Spence. Wanna ride with me to Van Nuys?"

"Sure." Spence smiles real big. Jackie winks at him. She loves to cock tease and Spence is the perfect cock to tease. Plus it's big... and Jackie lovesssssss big dicks. All my beautiful bitches do.

As Jackie and Spence head up to the porn studios in her black Mercedes, another wife of mine Stephanie McMahon is in the Freak City Wrestling offices looking over the format for the next TV taping. Yet another wife of mine... a pregnant one... The Man Becky Lynch is in Stephanie's office with her. They're waiting for another wife Charlotte Flair to show up. Becky is helping with the booking while she's out pregnant.

Charlotte has been out of town for two weeks... and I've missed the fuck outta her... promoting Freak City Wrestling around the world. She's our champion. And a smokin' hot one too.

"I'm thinking about taking the belt off of Charlotte. She's getting a little too smug for me, but I don't want to upset James. He loves her so much, but I'm gonna try and talk him into agreeing with me." Stephanie naughty smirks at Becky from her desk chair, rocking all confident and all. She's a confident boss bitch and I love that so very much about her.

"Great idea. Any idea of who's gonna beat her cocky arse... then fuck it." Becky smirks back, her thick Irish accent so sexy.

"Hmmmmm... I don't know. Wait... hahaha. I know the perfect woman to do it. And James will love it too." Stephanie teases, raising her eyebrows at Becky across the room. Stephanie sucks on the tip of her pen and smirks brightly as she rocks in her boss pimp chair.

"Who?"

"Me." Stephanie says with such confidence. She knows she's right too. I'll definitely go along with that idea.

"I love it. That'll teach her. Put the cocky bitch in her place. And she can't refuse to do the job. You're the boss." Becky sits back on the plush sofa, laughing. She and Charlotte have a long running feud for who's the top bitch in Freak City Wrestling.

Stephanie came to me with the idea for a sex wrestling promotion. Hot chicks wrestling... getting fondled, groped and sometimes stripped by their opponent... and the referee... and fans. The loser gets fucked... by all three. Awesome idea. A big time money maker for us too. Stephanie does a fantastic job running it.

"Who's gonna be the ref?"

Stephanie smirks real big. "Spence. She hates him so it'll be so much fun watch her get ass fucked by him after she drops the belt to me. Ha!" Stephanie's really enjoying this idea.

"Awesome. Maybe you both can double dick the bitch. Really teach her Barbie ass a lesson. The bitch!" I think Becky's really enjoying it too. She's smirking away, a very devious, but hot look plastered all over her perfect Irish face.

On the way to Van Nuys...

"Whip out your dick. I wanna watch you masturbate, baby." Black queen Jackie makes Spence's day while she drives. Spence immediately whips out his already hard ten and a half incher. Jackie checks it out... even though she's seen it a bunch of times already... as she pulls up to a stop light.

"Damn... you've got such a pretty cock, Spence. So darn pretty. Mmmmmm." Jackie looks around at the other cars, then dips her head down, sucking on Spence's cock for a minute. He grunts and groans... and grins from ear to ear... his hand on Jackie's head. She bobs on it as the drivers around her car look over and honk their horns. Spence grins even wider, feeling so boss pimp and all.

Jackie's spit rolls steadily down that fat, smooth weiner. Her tongue dirty dancing across it as she sucks on it. She picks her head up just as the light changes. She winks at Spence and drives off, still holding his dick. She shakes it as she looks around at the traffic, then tells Spence to start jerking it while she drives.

He jerks his fat hooded dick, reaching over to grope Jackie's big right titty through her skin tight... and very low cut... black silk blouse. Jackie sticks her tongue out, enjoying the big titty fondling as she drives. Spence squeezes it hard, shaking it, then softly molesting it as he jacks off, his huge white dick jumping in his fast jerking hand.

Another stop light. Jackie watches Spence work that cock... and her big tit. She looks around again, then pulls her blouse up and pulls her big titties out of her black satin bra. Spence gets to molest them freely. Jackie's got such beautiful, chocolate titties. Big, bouncy and perfectly shaped. Chocolatey goodness, oh fuck yeah!

Spence tightly squeezes her tit, making Jackie moan. She loos around again, then dips her head down again, licking up all the precum on Spence's bulging crown. She smacks her glossy lips, then sucks the fat white dick some more, bouncing her head wildly on it. Spence can't stop groaning... and groping Jackie's tit as it hangs down while she sucks Spence off. Spit rolling. Tongue dancing across the meaty shaft. Mouth gripping tight. Lusty, full lips rippling up and down that fat white shaft, full speed ahead.

Jackie times it perfectly again, lifting her head up just as the light changes. She pulls off, but jerks Spence's dick herself now. She feels all that preucm rolling out, down onto her hand. She smiles over at Spence, knowing he's ready to cum. His white dick keeps jumping in her hands as she grips it and rips it, jerking faster and faster.

Jackie finds a secluded spot just outside Van Nuys to pull over, under a big tree. She quickly dips hr head back down and sucks ravenously on that precum pouring, hooded dick, digging her tongue in that puss slit to lap up all the slimy fluid pouring out.

Spence holds Jackie's black head tight on his dick and grunts so loud, dogs start barking. He pumps his thick, creamy wad into her violently sucking mouth. Jackie's spit and Spence's cum mix in there and Jackie gulsp it all down, moaning happily the whole freaky time.

"Mmm mmmm! God! You've got such delicious cum, baby. So damn good!" Jackie keeps sucking, twisting her mouth wildly around that cock, jerking the base fast to get out any and all drops of cum left in there.

Spence can't stop grinning, grunting... and sweating. A Spence cumming specialty. Ha.

"WHEW! Thank you so much, Jackie. You're the best cocksucker ever. I love working for you so much." Spence beam, all sweaty and happy.

Jackie lifts her head up, licking all around those cummy lips to clean them, smacking her thick, glistening lips for Spence. She smiles and winks at him, appreciating his kind words.

"You're welcome, hunny. Maybe I'll let you piss in my ass when we get to the porn hood for being so sweet." Jackie give Spence a quick kiss on the cheek, then drives over to my porn hood. Great nickname.

Spence can't stop smiling, rubbing his sweaty hands together in anticipation of pissing in Jackie's thick black milf booty. She loves it... and I especially love doing it to her. We all do. Jackie spreads the freaky love around so she's VERY popular with everyone at Freak City Inc. (Freaky boss pimp smirk)

Back in LA...

Harry and his buddies made it over to the house. Kim and Kathie Lee are getting them settled in their rooms. I walk around the property just to chill and smoke. Taking in all the freaky awesomeness that is my Freak City Inc life.

I decide to walk over to the podcast studios to check things out. I'm all comfy in my white silk pajama pants and flip flips. No shirt necessary. Rockin' my iced out, gold and diamond Freak City, Bitches! Chain.

Meanwhile... in Harry's room...

"GOD!!! Fuck my ass, Harry! Uhhhhhh!" Kim is taking an ass pounding on her hands and knees on the bed while Harry stands behind her, smoking a fat cigar, his even fatter dick plowing my wife's insanely perfect ass. He smacks Kim's ass and squeezes it as he butt bangs it. Smoke from the cigar everywhere. Kim just rides it out, her tongue sticking out of the left corner of her mouth, her nipples throbbing relentlessly under her as she happily takes a hard ass booty banging, smiling brightly.

"Where's that other hottie? Kathie Lee? I've had a thing for her for years. I used to jack off to her on TV all the damn time. Those big titties and no bra. So fucking sexy!" Harry slaps Kim's ass again, pounding steadily up her tight clenching butt. He keeps sucking hard on that fat stogie too.

Kim rubs her clit, smiling and squirting all over Harry's bedspread. I don't think he'll mind. "Mmmmmmmmmm. I think she's showing your buddies around, but I can text her if you're up for a freaky threesome. Mmmmmmmm. God... that would be so hot. Fuck me, Harry. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim coos happily, smiling away, her tongue still hanging from the left corner of her mouth, her perfect body bouncing blissfully from the intense anal pounding she's getting from that old, massive white dick.

"Sure, baby. Fuck them. I'm the boss so I get all the pussy. Hahaha!" Harry and Kim both laugh, smoke bellowing out from Harry's laughing mouth. His big belly is slapping hard on Kim's bootyliciously perfect butt every time he thrusts up it. The heavy, forceful feeling is making Kim tingle all over. She absolutely loves rough sex.

Kim grabs her phone... still taking the rough ass banging... and texts Kathie Lee to come over to Harry's room. She texts "Fun times 3 for you, Harry and me." She adds a bunch of kisses and licks, then tosses her phone on the bed beside her as Harry grabs her hair and pulls it, ramming up her ass even harder. Kim's eyes roll back in her head from the intensely pleasurable feeling. She squirts again on the bedspread and again... I'm sure Harry won't mind. Just a guess.

Two minutes later, Kathie Lee texts back a pic of her pussy pouring cum with the message, "on my way." A naughty smile emoji accompanying it. She let Steve and Tom double fuck her pussy and flood it with a ton of sticky semen.

Kim smiles wide at that. She texts back, "yum yum... give me some. Hurry over." She adds some licks and kisses for horny effect.

"YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UMPHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Harry leans back, grunting and smoking... and cumming hard in Kim's brutally battered butt. His thick semen explodes into Kim's pounding bowels, soothing them with it's warm, silky smooth texture.

"Mmmmmmmmm... so good, Harry. Yeahhhhhhh." Kim coos, smiling wide as she bites her bottom lip. Harry pulls back on her hair, smirking down at her. Kim blows him a slutty kiss, making Harry laugh, smoke bellowing outta his mouth like a chimney.

"Suck me, baby." Harry pulls out, jerkingbhisndick to get some more cum oozing out for Kim. She wheels around and slides to her knees off of the bed. She licks her lips at the sight of that fat cummy rod, diving in and devouring it, eagerly drinking down every fat drop of jizz oozing out onto her very naughty tongue.

Kathie Lee walks into the room and starts grinning immediately... totally nude. "Save some for me, sweetheart." She hurries over to Kim, kneeling beside her. "Howdy, Harry." Kathie Lee winks at Harry, sucking hard on his fat old dick when Kim puts it into her mouth.

"Howdy, baby. Ahhhhhh. Two horny sluts sucking me off. I'm loving Freak City Inc." Harry laughs, still smoking his fat cigar. His big, gray haired belly jiggling as he laughs. Smoke flying everywhere. Kathie Lee and Kim take turns sucking Harry... drinking his salty, tangy piss as well. He lets loose in Kathie Lee's ravenous mouth with no warning. Good thing for him, my wives love drinking piss.

Harry stands there all cocky, very much enjoying every second of the piss drinking double blowjob, readying himself to fuck some more ass... times two.

Meanwhile... at Freak City Podcast Studios...

"Where's Giada?"

"Ummm... I don't know. I saw her earlier talking to Timmy, but I haven't seen her since."

I'm looking for my gorgeous wife, super chef Giada De Laurentiis. She does a podcast for me... and she's also starting Freak City Food Trucks. It's a new biz for us. Freaky food trucks sent out all over LA County offering high quality, reasonably priced cuisine... with a freaky twist. Along with your spicy burrito or lamb chops, you can also get a Slurpee blowjob... that's awesome... or some butt bango bonanza. Another awesome side dish.

I'm sure you can figure out what they are, but if you can't, the Slurpee blowjob is simple. Your chiloice of Slurpee... I love 'em so much... with your company cock... or pussy... dipped in them accompanied by a world class blowjob... or pussy eating spectacular.

The butt bango bonanza is also pretty simple. Grease up your cock... or strapon... we provide them if you don't have one... and fuck our server's butts silly. You can even fuck Giada's if she's working on the truck. And she lovesssssss butt banging. So don't miss out. Keep a freaky eye out for Freak City Food Trucks if you live anywhere around Los Angeles. Freak City, Bitches!

"Hey, baby."

"Hey, handsome." My girl Lana walks by as I make my way down the hall. Short, black bbw with huge natural jugs. She does all kinds of jobs for us. Blow and rim jobs near the top of the list. That extra naughty tongue of hers works wonders on a dick or twat.

"Kaia, my love."

"Heyyyyy, James. How's the hottest brother ever doing?" My angelic sister skates... roller skates... over to me with a beaming smile, jumping in my arms, her arms around my neck as she kisses me passionately. Oh my God... I love my baby sister. I mentioned before how much she looks like our mother.

"I missed my big brother. I was gonna sleep... (she giggles all naughty)... with you and Kim last night, but I was too drunk after the party. I passed out on the living room couch." Kaia kisses me some more, licking both cheeks and my lips, then her own lips, smiling so naughty and beautiful at me. She's really an angel. She's so beautiful you just smile... and get an erection. Always an awesome combo.

"I heard about that. Was the party wild?" I'm holding Kaia up by her sweet little ass while she licks me, kisses me, and smiles away at me, her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck in the hallway of the studios.

"Oh yeah. Booze and weed everywhere. They had some Molly too, but I didn't take any. Molly makes me sick so I try to stay away from it."

"Guys were probably all over my sweet angel too." I give my loving sister a real sweet... tinged with real naughty... grin.

"Yeah... girls too. I like the attention. Nobody was an ass though. Everybody was pretty cool. Lisa's granddaddy came over to check on her. He's cute and sweet so I flirted with him a little. Lisa says he's got a real nice cock, but he didn't show me. I was bummed. I like grandpa cocks. Lisa knows it too. We watch old/young porn at her place all the time. A bunch of our stuff mostly. Some other hot stuff too. Lisa keeps telling me I should do a grandpa gangbang sometime. I'm don't know. Sounds hot, but I haven't done a gangbang yet so I don't know. What do you think, big bro?" Kaia kisses me again, sucking, then licking my tongue. She laps up our combined spit, gulping it down quickly with a sweet smile.

"Well... that is a hot idea. But it sounds like ol' Lisa wants to do one herself, but she's a little too shy to try it. Have her call me."

"Ok. I want you to fuck me later too. So don't forget. Love ya, big bro." Kaia hugs me tight, kissing me deep. Her naughty tongue dances all over mine. She hops down and waves sweetly. I smack her hot little bottom, then she skates off, chewing some gum, looking all fucking amazing and all in that catholic schoolgirl get up... with sexy as fuck, white and pink roller skates on her perfect feet.

I'll definitely not gonna forget about fucking her later. No chance of that. I grin away as my perfect, naughty little angel sister skates away down the hall. She just has a natural ability to be sexy as hell at all times. Definitely gets it from mama.

Back in Harry's room, everything has wrapped up. Harry's huge old dick is worn out and soft. He butt fucked Kim and Kathie Lee for a half hour after pissing down their throats, and he's ready for a nap.

Kim and Kathie Lee leave him to nap, and head down to the movie theater to watch a flick. It have a pimp ass movie theater in my home. Seats 100 horny freaks comfortably. You can squeeze a couple dozen more in there if you're having a big party or gangbang... two of our specialties.

"You weren't kidding about him, Kim. He's a stud. Ol' Harry's gonna be real popular with all the freaky sluts around here."

"Oh yeah. Of course, we have to keep him happy to keep the money flowing... but I don't think that's gonna be a problem." Kim gives Kathie Lee an extreme naughty smirk as they sit down in the theater to enjoy our latest Freak City Porno spectacular, Alien Sex Fiend From Mars. Great sex flick. Kim's in it. Mama too. Spence is. My sister Gina as well. Tyra Banks plays the alien sex fiend. Spence plays his favorite alter ego, Spence 69 The Bisexual Sex Robot. My older sister Gianna Michaels directs it and performs in it too. She did a great job. GREAT JOB!

"Oh, sorry. I didn't know anyone else was in here." Dan... he's one of our newer employees... says as he walks into the theater. He starts to walk out, but Kathie Lee stops him.

"No, no, Dan. It's fine. Come... come sit with us. You don't mind, do you, dear?" Kathie Lee asks Kim, mischievously smirking at her. Kim smirks right back.

"Of course not. Come sit between us, Dan." Kim tells him. Kathie Lee gets up and moves over a seat so Dan can squeeze in between them. We have large and very comfy, beige leather recliners in the theater so not much squeezing required actually. He walks over and sits down, smiling at both mega hotties, not believing his very, very good timing.

"Popcorn, dear?" Kathie Lee asks as they watch the movie. Dan grabs some, but notices a hole in the bottom of the bucket.

"Thanks... Did you know there's a hole in the bottom of the bucket?"

"Oh yes. It's for these..." Kathie Lee whips out her strapon. Kim too. Dan checks them both out. My ladies always have freaky sex on their mind so they were prepared for some naughty movie games by themselves. Dan being there only makes it naughtier.

"Aren't you bisexual, Dan. If I remember correctly." Kim smirks, wiggling her rubber cock. He nods, not knowing what to say.

"Well... that worked out perfectly, now didn't it?" Kathie Lee asks Kim. She nods and smirks. Then takes the bucket from Dan and slides it over her bright purple strapon. It sticks through the top of the popcorn as Kim holds it in her lap. She blows Dan a sexy kiss and he quickly gets the idea.

Dan leans over and starts sucking Kim's purple cock while Kathie Lee quickly fishes his outta his tight jeans. She sucks the soft cock as Dan sucks Kim's big rubber one. Kim smiles, happily watching herself getting felt up on screen by Spence 69 as she gets sucked off.

As Spence 69 starts ass fucking Captain Kim aboard the starship Pimpterprise, Dan quickly cums down Kathie Lee's throat. His dick got hard really quick and he hasn't had sex in awhile so he got a little over excited. Kathie Lee gulps it down with glee, enjoying the smooth, silky texture of his sweet, dick cream.

"Hey... Got the party started without me, damn." Steve blurts out as he enters the theater. Harry's old buddy tosses off his white cotton bathrobe and walks over to the girls and Dan. He rubs his big cock on Kathie Lee's cummy lips, winking at Kim and slapping Dan's ass after Kathie Lee pulls his tight jeans off.

"Nice ass, son." Steve compliments Dan, then looks over at the screen to see watch Kim take a deep anal dicking from our sex robot in her Captain's quarters. "Very nice, Kim. I do love that sweet ass of yours." He looks over at Kim, who blows him a sexy kiss.

Kathie Lee starts sucking Steve's nine incher as he pulls Dan up on his face s hands and knees while he's still slurping on Kim's purple strapon... popcorn and all.

"Gonna have to get me some more of that sweet ass, baby." Steve tells Kim. She playfully wiggles her eyebrows at him. "But first..." Steve pumps Kathie Lee's throat a couple of times, then pulls out. She looks up at him, all naughty and horny.

Kathie Lee spreads Dan's cheeks, spitting on his anus, then rubbing Steve's fat crown up and down it. She spits on that big dick, licking all over it too. Steve takes over, pushing into Dan's ass, fucking it slowly as Kathie Lee moves around behind Steve, spreading his own cheeks so she can tongue fuck his 65 year old, but fit ass.

As Lieutenant Kelly (Mama) comes into Captain Kim's quarters, joining in the fun on Kim's bed, Steve pounds Dan's very accepting ass, gripping his hips as Kim throat fucks him silly. He spits all in the popcorn, groaning and growling in delight from the rough double ended dicking he's getting.

Spence 69 pulls out of Captain Kim's ass on her bed... he's been doggy style ass fucking her... Lieutenant Kelly grabs the fat, thumping dick and furiously sucks it, right as he cums. The robot's gold chest plate flashes and beeps loudly, his gold helmet spinning wildly, side to side, as he cum dumps in into my mother's very talented... and very cum greedy... mouth. Mama sucks him clean licking all around the fat pink crown as she pops her mouth off it it repeatedly.

Spence 69 ends up flashing, beeping, and head spinning non stop... and pissing all over mama's... and Kim's... big, heaving titties. His warm, tangy urine splashes relentlessly off of those hefty, perfect globes, dripping continuously from all four rock hard and thumping nipples.

The freaky foursome in the theater concludes with Steve cumming in Dan's ass while he sucks on Kim's strapon, while she lays across three recliners... you can remove the armrests on all of 'em... and sucks Dan's dick, drinking his silky smooth cum. Kathie Lee keeps tongue fucking Steve's ass as he pulls out, letting his cock drip his cum down onto Kim's face. She let's go of Dan's cock and scoots back a little to suck on Steve's cum dripping rod, gorging herself on it.

Kathie Lee moves around to Dan's ass and starts sucking Steve's cum out if it while Steve takes pictures with Kathie Lee's phone.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Steve says with a cum happy chuckle. He watches the movie, and Kim and Kathie Lee as they all do their job being all freaky and slutty. Freak fucking city for sure, bitches!

"Now... how about some sweet booty loving for ol' Steve, sweetheart?" He winks down at Kim. She winks back, her mouth still sucking him dry.

"Mmmmhmmmm. Sounds yummy." Kim answers, moaning around his big dick. More freaky butt action for the world's greatest ass.

On screen, Tyra, the alien sex fiend from Mars gets triple fucked by Spence 69, Gina... and Gianna. The crew of the starship Pimpterprise is having an outta this world time in outer freaky space. Hahaha.

Over at the podcast studios...

I finally linked up with Giada. She was blowing Timmy... her assistant... in the girl's bathroom. Lana found her for me. She took over the blowjob duties on that eight inch white nerd dong for Giada, who ran out to meet me. She apologized repeatedly for being busy... she's sweet... but I didn't mind.

I love people fucking so it's cool to me... plus... we got some great cum swallowing action with Lana and Timmy in the bathroom. Win/win.

I ended up fucking Kaia silly... all night long. She ended up indeed sleeping with Kim and I... into the next afternoon after we fucked all night.

Lana ended up getting triple teamed by Harry and his buddies later in the evening. Kathie Lee made sure to take as many pics as she could for the site. Everything is filmed anyway. I have cameras all over the house, and everywhere else, so we never miss anything.

Spence ended up pissing in Jackie's black milf ass up in the porn hood in Van Nuys. He even performed in the movie too. It's not finished yet. I think he's doing another scene too. Mama told me the lineup, but I forgot.

I even got my blowjob from Latifah and her girlfriend to celebrate them getting back together. They came down to the house and spent the night. They sucked me off while Kim and I watched the rest of the Alien Sex Fiend From Mars again in the theater before I fucked Kaia. Busy day. Fun ass day too.

Join us next time and find out how Charlotte handles dropping the belt... and getting fucked afterwards. And check out our food trucks. More freaky, slutty fun at Freak City Inc. Freak City, Bitches!

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