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03/30/2022 

Butt Fuck Mania Ch. 1

"Holy shit, dude!"

"Spence really wants to fuck your wife's ass, James."

"Yep."

"TAKE THAT DICK... TAKE THAT DICK... TAKE THAT DICK!!!"

A big cheer for my buddy Spence (The King Of Queens). Dude's sweating his chubby ass off, chugging a case of beer and eating a case of sardines at the same time... all while he's getting railed up his pasty white butt by 11 inches of transgender dick from behind. While a few friends cheer him on, of course.

Music's blasting from the stereo. Smoke fills the air... and the smell of piss, puke, and beer are violently strong throughout our house.

We love fucking butts around here. Men or women. Just bend over and spread 'em. We'll take care of the rest.

As you heard earlier, Spence has a really big incentive to pass my little anal freak show test. If he successfully drinks all the beer, eats all the sardines... and takes the massive trans dick to completion up his not quite virgin ass... he gets to perform some butt banging mania magic of his own, on my 54 year old, tall, blonde bombshell goddess wife Kelly (Kelly Madison). She's got a super fine rump, so Spence is really, really hoping his fat, uncut meat finds its merry foreskin way all up in it.

He's looking pretty good right about now. He's finished off 20 of the 24 beers and most of the sardines. Dude reeks of warm beer and salted fish, but he doesn't give a fuck! Mandy, the trans chick with the huge ass dick up Spence's pasty white bottom, is holding Spence's hips tight as she butt fucks him like a hall of fame champ, smacking his chubby ass all red and shit as she fucks it hillbilly silly, looking like she's about ready to pump some silky smooth trans cum up Spence's brutally bashed butt. Spence is getting close to passing the test... Real close.

"CHUG... CHUG... CHUG!!!"

The mostly drunk, mostly high crowd in our trashed out living room can sense Spence passing the test. They're trying to help. Hell, Kelly even yanks her white track suit top open, and flashes him her 34FF rack, shaking them around all wild for him, cheering him on all horny and happy at the same fucking time, mere inches from his sexually flush face.

Spence's jaw drops. His immensely intense, pleasurably pained guttural groans from the hardcore butt thumping he's getting ringing out louder and louder. Dude's got sardines and beer smashed all over his chubby face. A real goofy, real excited grin plastered all over his face too.

Kelly laughs. She smacks his messy face with her massive, natural melons, motorboating that funky face with those insanely awesome hooters as the raucous crowd cheers and chants, spraying everyone and everything with beer as they go.

About five minutes later... we have a winner. Moments after Mandy sprays his bowels with her thick trans cream, Spence downs the last beer, smashes the empty can on his head... almost knocking himself out... and very exuberantly tosses the smashed can into the crowd in front of him as they roar their excitement for him. Spence chants are loud and crazy. Spence pumps his fist into the air in rhythm to the chants, wiping his messy mouth, and belching... right before he passes out face first onto the living room carpet.

The crowd keeps on chanting Spence's name as he lays there, his pasty white, well fucked butt on full display for everyone to enjoy. Cum leaking out of his winking anus and all. Spence's butt gets the beer spray treatment, and some kinky slaps and squeezes, then the crowd goes back to smoking, drinking, and dancing. A fun ass party for sure.

Kelly wildly chugs from a keg with some of the other peeps at the party, going all crazy and shit right alongside them. I, chill with our neighbor Carrie Heffernan (The King Of Queens) in my recliner. She's riding my super fat, ten inch monster, facing away from me, her tight butt gripping, pumping and fucking it absolutely senseless as two dudes jack off, watching us, and two others spray Carrie's white tank top with piss from a couple of Super Soakers. A piss soaked wet tee shirt contest while you're getting butt fucked. This party is only getting better... and hotter.

I'm watching my wife out of the corner of my eye while Carrie screams and creams violently all over me once again. She's having a blast with the super horned up crowd, flashing them, jumping up and down half drunk so her titties will flop around outta control, and letting them feel her up too. Everybody's happy, horny, and feeling extra good. Oh fuck to that yeah, baby.

About fifteen minutes later, I've cum blasted Carrie's bouncy Bowles all pearly white with my seed. Kelly's downed God knows how much beer from the keg. And, Spence has finally woken up. He shakes his melon shaped head to clear it. The dude pisses all over himself as he gets up. Lucky for the carpet... and for Spence... he has his gray sweatpants still covering his crotch so they got soaked, not my shag carpet.

Spence is all groggy. Some dude hands him a beer... smart move... and pats his back. Spence smiles at the dude, all wobbly and messy. Piss soaked pants and sardine pieces mashed into his sweaty face. He chugs half the beer and falls back onto the sofa. He manages to get back up though as Kelly makes her way over to him, really buzzed, and a bit wobbly herself, smirking extra naughty at him, and motioning with her finger all sexy and all for him to follow her to the bedroom for his prize. He does, with a big ass, happy ass grin on his funky looking face. Groggily bumping into everything along the way.

The party marches on. Everybody's high, drunk, and fucked up in the happiest, and most pleasurable way possible. An hour passes and Kelly and Spence are still in the bedroom. I laugh. Dude has more stamina than I expected, considering his condition. Another half hour passes and no Kelly or Spence. Damn. He's really enjoying his prize. Finally, two hours and ten minutes after they first entered the room, Kelly and Spence make their merry way back to the living room to a very raucous cheer from the very fucked up other party goers.

Spence plays with the crowd, high diving and pumping his fists in the air, grinning from ear to ear. Kelly waves and grins all sexy and extra sensuous as she makes her way over to me. I'm still comfy in my big ass recliner, my lap covered with Carrie's sweet smelling pussy nut.

Kelly hops into my lap and hugs me, kissing me deep, kinky, and extra horned up. Her tongue sexually molesting mine. Her hands pinching and shaking my pierced nips as we make out. My hands firmly gripping and groping her mighty melons over, then under, her top.

"Hey, handsome. How's my man feeling?" Kelly grins extra horny at me. Her eyes sparkling at me. She kisses me, then sucks on my bottom lip, softly roaring away like a lioness in heat. The music is blaring, so I get up, with Kelly in my arms, and carry her out to the front porch. I sit in the swing on the porch with her in my lap, my arms around her waist, kissing and spit swapping with her as crazy ass peeps go in and out of the house.

"I'm feeling real good, baby. Real fucking good." I grin. The weed's really kicking in. The Molly I took is too. Kelly laughs, smirking all playful.

"I'm glad. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Another happy, horny kiss from my wife, her arms lovingly draped around my shoulders. Her hands clasped. "I am too. Your boy really did me good. Hahahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." More wild and woolly kissing with the wife. Our spit flying between our mouths. Our tongues wildly fucking each other.

"Really?" I ask. I'm grinning real mischievously at Kelly. She's grinning back. Her naughty mischievousness matching mine. She seductively licks my lips, grinning extra wide at me.

"Hahaha. Oh yeah. My butt's still sore. But, in the best way possible." Kelly playfully wiggles her eyebrows at me. Her smirk beaming with naughty delight. Another quick kiss, her arms still around my neck... and some more kinky info about our contest winner's anal conquest of my wife.

"He grabbed me from behind as soon as we got in the bedroom. Spence groped me nice and rough, biting and sucking on my neck while he grinded that big ol' dick on my butt. His hands were everywhere all over me. Squeezing and fondling me real rough. God, it felt so good! I let him feel me up for a few minutes, then I grabbed him, and threw him on the bed. I was so buzzed and turned on, I yanked his piss soaked pants off and smelled them. Hehehe. I was really in the mood, baby. All that beer and weed and wild shit at the party really got me wild. Hahaha. I shoved his pants in my mouth and roared, throwing my head around all crazy and wild. Spence got a big kick out of that. I spit his pants out, then went about sucking on that fat dick. It was still dribbling a little piss when I sucked it. Yum. You know how much I love piss. Hehehe."

Hearing my ravishing wife describe her kinky fun with Spence has me so hard. Kelly feels it too. She whips my dick out of my black leather pants, pumps it a few times, then pulls her track suit pants down and slides my raging hard dick right up her silky slick coochie. She leans her head back, closes her beautiful eyes, and moans soooooooo sexy, her tongue sticking out just a little from the corner of her mouth. My twitching dick slides so smoothly up that wet, warm coochie. My happy groans... and Kelly's too... are so electric and soul rattling. Our intense love for one another creating a carnal spark so fierce... Kelly cums immediately. My cock... and I as well... smiles as all of that milky white goodness bathes it, Kelly's pussy spasming all around my massive meat as it bathes it. Fuck! Just fuck!!

She tells me about Spence grabbing her after she sucked his pissy dick for awhile, ripping her clothes off, tossing her onto the bed, and getting on top of her, pinning her to the bed. He shoved his fat, uncut dick straight up her ass. No foreplay or lube at all. Just raw, extra intense butt fucking. No extra shit needed.

He butt banged Kelly senseless, holding her down on the bed, slamming that portly meat right up her wiggling ass over and over again. Kelly closed her eyes and screamed in ecstasy, absolutely loving been taken in the ass so rough and wild. She craves rough sex, and Spence sure gave it to her.

They spent an hour in that position. Kelly came four times. Spence came too. Only once though. Ha. They spent about twenty minutes or so with Spence butt slamming Kelly from behind as she put her hands on the head board and threw her long blonde haired head around. Spence grabbed her long hair and yanked hard on it as he forcefully butt fucked her. He slapped her ass over and over too. Harder each time. "I couldn't stop smiling, baby. It felt so fucking good." Kelly excitedly tells me as she rides me on the porch swing, very heatedly licking my lips, then kissing me so passionately as she dances her dripping wet snatch all around my constantly throbbing monster. The swing swinging back and forth, outta control. We just ride it out, keep making out... and keep on fucking.

"We went into the bathroom, and Spence sat on the toilet, grinning real naughty at me. I grinned back, even naughtier. We laughed, then I smacked his sweaty, messy face. He grabbed my head, and pulled me into him, shoving his tongue so deep down my throat. I thought I would gag at the smell and taste of the sardines, but, I didn't. It actually turned me on even more, baby. My nipples were soooooooo hard. God! We kissed nice and dirty for a couple of minutes. Spence slapped my titties so hard while we did. God, you know I love that!" Kelly growls with delight. I pull her head to me and kiss her extra deep and passionate. I start slapping her big bouncy boobs as she bounces really hard... and carnally raging on top of it... in my lap. That makes her grin so happy from ear to ear, and blow me slutty kisses, growling and purring so freaky and incredibly turned on. Fuck! I'm so fucking turned on by my slutty fucking wife!

Kelly pulls back and breathes deep, so turned on by our wild ass, pussy poking fun in the swing. She grabs my face and makes a sexually fiery face herself, bouncing even harder... if that's possible... in my lap, her violently spasming pussy completely devouring my ten inch monster as she goes.

Kelly cums again, rapidly rubbing her thumping clit through her powerful orgasm. She grins at me, grabbing my face with her left hand and squeezing it again. She blows me several big, horny kisses as she squirts furiously all over my cock and lap. The swing swinging back and forth, non stop.

"I started pissing while I rode Spence on the toilet, reverse cowgirl. We were both laughing as I pissed all over the bathroom floor, pointing my pussy all over and hitting everything that I could with my pee while I grinded on that fat fucking dick in my ass. It was so much fun, baby.... GOD, I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I look at my wife with the most intense, sexually charged look ever. She knows how much she fucking turns me on... and she fucking loves doing it as much as fucking possible. Hellz yeah, bitches!

My cock is thumping extra hard inside Kelly's sex nut drenched cunt. We're both breathing extra heavy.

The swing might break from the intensity of our fucking, but, who gives a flying fuck!

"Spence started pissing in my ass as I finished pissing. It was still dribbling out of my pussy as his pee kept shooting up my butt. God, the sensations were amazing. All of that warm piss racing up with sore ass. Yummmmm!!! I started bouncing fast on his dick. His piss kept shooting up my ass. I came again, baby. My cum shooting all over the bathroom while his piss was shooting up my butt. OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!! I'M GONNA CUM AGAINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!" Kelly starts violently squirting again. And I join her. I start cumming so hard up her cumming cunt, both of our nut mixing and showering my cock and her pussy. Flooding it. The overflow spurting out of Kelly's cunt as she swirls her pussy all around on my massive, repeatedly throbbing meat. I'm squeezing the soul outta her huge, hefty tits, my head leaning back. My mouth open. Growling and groaning just as loud as Kelly is moaning and cooing. Just as ecstatic. Just as forceful and freaky as my wife. It's an awesome moment we share. An awesome cumming moment. Sex fucking rules!

We just look at each other. Smiling and laughing. All sweaty and pleased. We kiss. Hugging each other tight in the swing. It held up and we did too. Fucking hard, and fucking with love.

Kelly grinds softly on my cock, smiling at me, rubbing my face so sweet as well, as she finishes up the details of her and Spence.

"Spence finally came up my butt. I danced it on his dick to get all of that yummy cum out. He loved that. He kept growling as I kept on dancing, and he kept on cumming. Hehehe. Afterwards, I let him fuck my pussy a little on the bed. I pushed him off of me after a couple of minutes though. I had to go to the bathroom. Number two. Hehehe. Spence came into the bathroom while I was on the toilet, and shoved his dick in my mouth. He grabbed my head, and started ramming it down my throat. I let him fuck my throat for a minute or so, then I made him leave. I wanted some privacy. The little freak really did me good though. I'll give him that. Hahaha." Kelly grins at me. All naughty and loving at the same time. We kiss again.

Butt fucking is our life. It's the best. Go fuck a butt and you'll see. Butt Fuck Mania... for you and me. Ha. Peace, peeps.

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03/30/2022 

Doin' My Sister Ch. 2

"Oh my GOD!!! UHHH!!!! FUCK, you've got a big dick, baby bro. MY GOD!"

"Glad you like it, baby." I gotta slap Tina's thick ass... ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I love it! It feels like you shoved a tree up my ass. Haha! GOD! WHAT A TREE!!!!!" We laugh. I smack Tina's right booty cheek once more.

"What an ass."

I pass the joint to my sis. She's in front of me, getting doggie style dicked down by big daddy dick milk himself. Nice and righteous, too. (Another hard booty slap for my sweet sis)

"GOD, YES! Slap it. Squeeze it. Fuck it silly, handsome. YES!!!! GOD, MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!! WOO!!!!"

I'm checking out the redhead in the car down from us while my sister puffs on the joint... and while I shove my fat ass dick up her phat ass... again, ass. In. Out. In. Out. Ten inches deep. Nine inches out. Ten inches right back in. Nice and deep and hard and super charged, bitch! Uh! IN... IN... IN... IN... IN... HARDER... HARDER... HARDER.... AND OH HELL YEAH....... HARDER!!!!!! Driving my donkey dong all the way in. Gaping out my sister's wide butt. Pulling almost all the way out..... Then, slamming back in balls fucking deep! Hellz yeah!

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tina throws her light brown haired head around wildly. Smoke flying from her mouth. Joint hanging out the corner of it. She's screaming and squirting loud, proud, and sexually sizzling.

My van rocking side to side. Squeaking and bumping loud and crazy. The stereo full blast. Smoke filling the entire van.

We've been drinking and drugging in the movie theater parking lot for about two hours now, waiting til it's time for the movie to start. We've got about another half hour left.

Tina's wide, dancing ass is trying to suck the soul outta my fat ass dick before we even get any damn popcorn. I don't mind though. Popcorn at the movies is overrated... My big titty older sister's big beautiful ass sure as hell ain't.

"Oh my God!!!!! I'm cumming!!!!!!" Tina leans her head back, her shoulder length brown hair glistening with sweat, her tongue slowly, and super seductively, licking around her bottom lip.

"Me too!"

We both start skeet shooting. Tina's pussy milk and my dick milk both blasting out, spurting full force all over the pull out bed. Tina's curvy bod shaking as she violently squirts. I'm just chill and calm as I cum dump up my sister's wildly bumping butt. She's popping that dumper like it's flaming hot baby. Ha.

My hands reach around her and squeeze away on those flopping hooters. Those big, bad, and beautiful breasts so soft in my hands. So freaking soft, full, and squishy. So sweaty too. It's pretty damn warm in this van. Warm day outside. And all this damn weed smoke too. I wave the air around my face, then slam bang Tina's ass some more while I cum all explosive, as she finishes up freak cumming herself.

"God, you can fuck, James. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. My ass is on fire, but it's the good kind of fire. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Tina moans extra sexy in my mouth as she yanks on my hair, kissing me deep and dirty, her tongue bashing mine so beautifully. My hands keep up the hardcore titty molesting as my softening dick starts to slide slowly outta Tina's brutally banged booty hole. God, I love fucking my sister. Ass fucking her may be my favorite way to fuck her too. There's just something very special about ramming my super dong up that wide rump. I just can't get enough of it.

"Almost time for the movie." Tina belches after she takes a big swig of the bottle of Jack by the bed. I laugh. I pinch the fuck outta her thick rubbery nips and shake 'em senseless. That gets a real nice, real horny coo outta my sexy sis, so I keep on shaking them, extra hard.

We finally get dressed. I finish off the Jack Daniels, and we hop outta the van, heading into the movie theater, sexually pleased, and nice and buzzed.

I buy our tickets while Tina gets some popcorn and candy. We head on in and find a couple of seats to the side, nobody near us.

My 23 year old sis doesn't even wait for the previews to whip my cock out. It's soft, but still extra thick.

I hit the popcorn as the previews start, grinning as I watch them, knowing full well how fun my sis is gonna make this for us... for me especially.

In a very quick motion, Tina leans down into my lap, grabbing my soft monster, spitting on it a couple of times, and pumping it as she kisses all over the fat, spongy crown.

My grin gets even wider. And, it ain't from the preview. Oh fuck yeahhhhhh.

My soft meat twitches on my sister's very talented tongue as she slides my dick into her mouth, her tongue swerving so enticingly, side to side, on my shaft as it twitches. Damn... Just damn.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

As my sister moans, and softly sucks, I notice a couple of dudes watching us in the dark theater. They're several rows away. One, directly to our right. The other, a couple of rows in front of him. You can tell they're rubbing their dicks as they very closely check us out, not bothering to watch the pretty freaking cool superhero movie preview up on the big screen. Smart choice.

Tina messily slurps my hard throbbing cock for ten minutes as the two strangers watch us, bobbing away on it, copious amounts of spit rolling from her mouth. The movie starts. I'm still eating popcorn.

Tina loudly spits on my cock, then dives in, and steadily sucks about half of it down her throat, moaning extra slutty for her loving brother's immense enjoyment. Repeating that process over and over again as I play with her 36D titties through her skin tight blue polo shirt. Her white sports bra underneath is so thin, it doesn't get in the way at all.

I slap Tina's wide ass in her skin tight jeans, gripping her cheek, then shaking it as she speeds up her head bobbing in my lap. Both of us groaning away nice and loud, not giving a shit who hears us.

The two dudes jerking off as they watch us are really getting down to it. Watching us very close as they excitedly pump their dicks the whole funky time. You can see their heads swirling around as they jack off, letting me know how much their enjoying Tina and I's movie blowjob spectacle.

"Mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Tina smiles extra happy around my massive meat as I start cum pumping down her throat. She deep throats the rest of my ten inches, gagging slightly, but still marching forth, licking so slutty all around my cum pumping nuts as my sex cream races up, out of my balls, straight up my shaft, out into her expertly sucking mouth... and right down her cum lusting throat. All of it. Every last freaking, pearly white drop. And I cum a lot, dude.

Tina coos loud and proud, lustfully licks all around my heaving nuts, and slowly bobs her head, so blissfully drinking my extra rich and gooey seed, gently rubbing my leg as my jizz races right down her throat.

My hand tightens around her big breast, squeezing it nice and hard. That fabulously full, super soft, sports bra encased breast thrilling and filling my hand so beautifully. Heaving heavily as I squeeze it rougher and rougher.

My horny grin is so freaking happy. I spit out a piece of popcorn into the seat in front of me, grinning from ear to ear, as Tina finishes sucking me clean. Her glossy lips smoothly pumping up and down my mighty meat stick. Her mouth stretched so wide around it. Her cum tinged spit slowly rolling down every obesely fat, constantly throbbing inch of it.

We kiss. I can taste my own cum. Both of us smiling happily as we swap cummy spit. Both of us wickedly sucking on each other's tongues as I thoroughly manhandle those luscious knockers. God, they're so big and soft and beautiful. Extra ravishing... looking and feeling. Still in her top and bra, but still feeling so awesomely wonderful. I grab two extra big handfuls of them and roughly squeeze away through her blue top. Tina's nipple throbbing mightily through her bra and top as I knead those titties for three minute straight. Her very happy moans as we keep messily kissing spurring me on so very much.

"Thanks, baby." I mischievously smile at my sis, licking up on her lips. We both snicker playfully.

Tina sucks on my bottom lip, feverishly pulling it around as she heatedly coos from my intensely horny breast fondling fun.

I come up with a fun idea. I whisper it in Tina's ear. We both smirk wickedly at each other. I lay back in the seat as Tina gets up. She leans over and cups my face, kissing me so passionately, then she heads over to the guy still jerking off to our right. She grins at him and sits beside him, motioning for the other guy jerking off to come join them. He hurriedly makes his way back to them, almost falling over the seats twice. His pants around his ankles. I laugh, and watch the movie, letting my sexy sis do her kinky thing.

As I eat a big ass Butterfinger, and watch the action packed movie, all relaxed and comfy, I can see out of the corner of my eye what Tina is up to. She's slurping the one guy's dick, her head bobbing quick, while she's getting pussy plowed by the other guy, who's pants are around his ankles, from behind. He's drilling Tina's clean shaven twat pretty fast, obviously very excited to be up in my sister's 23 year old coochie at the movies.

That dude looks about 40 or so. The one getting sucked off looks like he's in his late 20's. Peeps around them are gossiping and pointing. Me... I'm watching the movie and eating my candy bar. I do pull my phone out and take a couple of pics, smirking mightily. It's pretty dark in here, but I take them anyway. It's habit, I guess. Gonna takes a double dip of stranger sperm. Her pussy getting pumped with it, right as she gulps down the dude holding her head's wad.

I just grin. So turned on by, and in love with, my sis. Just another fun day at the movies for us. Basically, just another fun time... Doin' My Sis.

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03/30/2022 

Doin' My Sister Ch. 1

"Oh my God. She really just did that."

I like watching my sister Tina watch porn. Especially since it always leads to us fucking.

"Oh crap. That's a big one. Whoa!"

Tina's eating a hot dog while she watches the smut film on my TV. We're having a few beers too. Watching her suck down that hot dog while she focuses in on the big titty blonde getting pussy plowed by her boss on TV is really turning me on. I've got my big ass cock out. I'm slowly stroking it while I watch my gorgeous, big titty sis. Her 36Ds swaying around inside her red pajama top. I fucking love Tina's full, pouty tits! I've sucked and fucked those super soft beauties so freaking much. It's gotta be some sort of freaky incest record or something.

Tina glances over and sees my dick out. She smiles. Seductively licking the ketchup and mayo from the hot dog, from her lips as she does.

"Damn, James... you've got such a pretty dick. It's the fattest dick I've ever seen. Even fatter than the old guy in the movie." Her eyes sparkle with desire. Her naughty grin does too. Tina hungrily gulps down the last of the weiner, then she moves her full, weiner eating attention to me... and to mine.

I reach over and grab her right titty through her pajama top. Squeezing it nice and rough, just like she likes. Her pleasantly horny moans escaping her lips letting me know that she definitely approves.

I flick Tina's raging hard nipple tip through her loose, soft top, grinning mischievously at her as I manipulate that big, gorgeous breast.

She gets up from her chair and moves over to mine, kneeling before me, then leaning up to kiss me. My hand still locked on her boob, roughly cupping and kneading it as she drools her spit all over my tongue, kissing me nice and dirty... just like we both fucking love.

I grab both big titties, squeezing them both as rough and rowdy as I can. Damn, they're soft. So freaking soft. Natural tits are ways better. The feel and look of them. And my older sister's knockers are two of my all time favorites.

Tina grabs my ten inch long, ten inch thick, dick, slowly stroking it between us as we keep on making out. Spit swapping like two sleazy champs. My sis and I kiss a lot. All the time. Kissing is right up there with fucking as far as I'm concerned. Well... almost right up there. (Horny grin and smirk)

My half hard dick throbs hard in Tina's hand, making her moan with happy, horny delight as she lovingly sucks on my tongue.

We're both smiling. Not even paying attention to the porno at the moment. It's a pretty good one. I've watched it like five times already. A young, 20 something blonde beauty getting railed at work by her fat, old, sleazy boss. A simple, but effective, plot. The chick is super hot. She looks like a younger Kate Upton. Maybe 21 or 22. Tall and really gorgeous. Same style of tits and everything.

Anyway, Tina pushes me back into my chair, smirking devilishly at me. She blows me a super slutty kiss, then she lowers her head, licking her glossy lips so seductively, and almost totally engulfs my dick. About nine of the ten, insanely fat inches. Right down her fucking throat. Only a slight gag.

I growl my immense delight, leaning my head back and grinning from ear to ear as my big titty sis bobs away in my lap, her mouth stretched ridiculously wide around my man meat, slurping away on my constantly twitching dick. Spit racing from her mouth, down my trembling shaft, right to my hefty nuts. Tina slurps it all up, her tongue a spit licking whirlwind as her mouth and throat ravenously suck away. Tina spits all over my cock, then dives in and feverishly sucks my monster. Her spit hangs from her lips, and from my cock, all the way to the floor. Long stands of saliva that she messily slurps up... nice and loud. Oh yeahhhhh.

Dude, I'm in love with my 23 year old sister... I'm 19. She's really popular. You can understand why. Her sloppy blowjob skills are top drawer, for sure. Bitch loves it in the ass too. Her thick ass badonkadonk can take a plowing, and keep on growling. Ha.

Her wide ass is trained to take my massive cock. No lube necessary anymore. It just opens up, and welcomes in my mighty meat stick. That's so fucking nice of it... and of her. (Naughty wink)

Tina's dirty blonde, mixed with brown, just below shoulder length hair swaying as she bobs on my cock increasingly fast. My left hand rests on top of her bouncing head as I chug down my beer, and try and not cum. Tina's very skillful ball massage makes the sloppy bj even more enjoyable.

I happen to notice the Kate Upton look alike on TV, bent over her sleazy boss' desk, taking his fat, old, wrinkled cock right up her poop chute. She's banging hard on the desk, screaming in ecstasy. I smirk. Oh yeah. It's booty banging time, sis.

Next thing you know, Tina's bent over the side of my bed, pounding on it, screaming and creaming like an oversexed banshee, as I rail ten inches of the fattest and prettiest dick you ever saw right up my big titty sis' thick ass, white rump. Fast and hard. Deep and relentless. I slap those cheeks harder and harder, as I furiously pound her wildly winking anus senseless.

My cock blazes in and out of my sis' dumper, then slows down, and deep thrusts up Tina's ass that she's dancing around beautifully and oh so happily on my invading monster. I speed back up, then slow back down. Alternating each approach, driving my big titty sis wild with ass banging super glee. Her constant cumming signaling my very successful style is making all the right moves inside Tina's big and bouncy butt.

Tina's silky smooth, nice and thick booty cheeks are red from my booty thumping slaps. She's throwing her head around, screaming in pure, unbridled bliss from my magical, ass banging skills. Her clit pounding constantly as I ravage her badonkadonk with my pretty ass, fat dick. I really do have a pretty ass dick. You gotta see it... and fuck it. Ha. (Cocky pimp grin)

I reach under my sis and violently squeeze her flopping jugs. Squeezing them so damn hard, it makes Tina cum again... just from the force of my titty squeezing. That simple. Yep... I got the kavorka, dude. Haha. I keep on squeezing.

Tina's violently quivering snatch bazooka shoots out her milky delight. Drenching me and the wall behind me. So much pussy cum. God damn, I love it all!

I keep up the hardcore booty banging, watching the Kate Upton doppelgänger take the old perv's hefty, slimy load all over her smiling face. Dude cums a lot. Damn, it really does look like some random, fat, old sleazeball is cumming all over Kate Upton's perfect, smiling face. That's fucking hot.

My dick won't stop lurching and twitching inside Tina's tight squeezing dumper. And Good God, it feels fucking AMAZING! I lean over onto Tina's back, still furiously ravaging her big, beautiful titties with my hands, still slamming ten, super freaking fat inches of overly excited dick meat right up her incessantly wiggling butt, kissing my sister's sweaty neck, soaking in every last second of the immensely divine sensations racing from my insanely hard cock to my wildly perverted brain. I'm in sex heaven, dude. Right, smack dab in the fucking middle of it!

"I wanna taste it, baby. Cum all over my face, James. Please, baby. Pleaseeeeee!!!" My sister wants... my sister receives.

Next thing you know, she's on the carpet, me straddling her sweaty, heaving chest. Tina feverishly lapping at my precum as she double hand jerks my mighty cock, pumping it fast and furious, desperately wanting my jizz in her mouth, and all over her freak hunny face. She gets it.

"FUCK!!!" I start pumping pearly white sex cream into Tina's WIDE OPEN mouth, and all over her enthusiastically smiling face. She jerks my massive, lurching shaft so fucking fast. My cock jumps wildly in her hands, making her laugh and grin, so happy to be covered... and fed... with my extra rich and creamy... and extra good for you... dick milk.

Tina leans up and absolutely devours my meat, swallowing about half of it, growling and roaring like a starving lioness on a fresh kill. She eats my sperm so excitedly. So exhuberantly. Her body trembling. Her tongue feverishly slapping all over the underside of my lurching shaft, her mouth very ravenously sucking out, and down, every single drop of very creamy sex cream left in me. She's cum famished, and she desperately wants as much as she can get.

Holy fuck! My sister is a cum freak! A card carrying, sperm guzzling, horny slut, cream eating cum freak! I'm definitely in love. And, not just in a brotherly way. I'm in love with her as my girlfriend too. Yep... Tina's my girlfriend, as well as my ravishingly awesome older sis.

We laugh at each other as Tina loudly slurps me clean, so dramatically popping her mouth off of my cock repeatedly, reaching behind me and so heatedly squeezing my ass. Slapping it hard, then squeezing it again. Nice and deep like. My slutty sis always makes me happy. I fucking love that big titty, big ass badonkadonk bitch so fucking much.

I softly now, play with Tina's breasts as she loudly slurps me clean, reaching behind me and rubbing her rubbery nips, then softly kneading her lush titties under me.

The porno is over, but we don't care. We just keep on smiling, laughing, and playing with each other. A brother and sister very much in love.

Check in next time to see how I do my beautiful, big titty sis. She... and I... will be waiting... and fucking.

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03/30/2022 

The Happy Hedonists Ep. 2

"I love this one, baby."

"I love anything with you in it, my queen."

"Awwww..." Kelly kisses me. I'm leaning down, beside her face, as she watches one of our newest promos for The Happy Hedonists Heaven On Earth. Our swinger resort out in the Pacific.

My hands start massaging my wife's 34FF breasts in her pink silk robe. Eventually sliding inside, and bare breast fondling them silly.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. My man loves my breasts. Hehehe. And they love him right back. Hehehehe." Kelly licks my right cheek, then she sucks on bottom lip, moaning blissfully as I play with her awesomely divine tits. Cupping, squeezing, and shaking them nice and easy, then nice and rough. Kelly's heated moans intensifying as my handy work gets rougher.

"I love them and you, my queen. More and more every day."

"I feel the exact same way, my king. I love you so very much. More and more and more every single minute of every single day." Kelly smiles, softly rubbing my face as her gorgeous green eyes sparkle at me. Her smile, half sweet, half extra naughty.

We kiss so passionately. My hands squeezing and kneading her hefty breasts nice and rough as Kelly sucks extra horny and heated on my tongue. I fucking love my chick so damn much. Marrying her 35 years ago is still the best decision I've ever made.

Eventually, we get back to watching the ad for our swingers resort.

"My man really fucked me good here. Haha."

"Yeah... He sure did. Ha."

Kelly and I laugh, watching me pound her pussy royally on the hill top. The ocean off to the side. Great back drop. Kelly on her hands and knees. Me, behind her, deep dicking my woman senseless as the breeze blows. Kelly's long blonde hair swaying with the breeze. Her mouth open. Her huge breasts swinging under her as I so happily thump her dripping wet coochie.

Kelly approving smile as she watches the ad makes me happy. We fuck a lot of other people, but seeing just how happy she is when I fuck her always makes me smile. I kiss her neck, softly nibbling it too.

"I love it, babe. Getting fucked by my king, on a hill top with the ocean in the background, while they tell you how much naughty fun you'll have at our resort is so hot. God, I love it. And I love you." Kelly caresses my face, smiling right at me, then she kisses me softly on the lips. She gets up and grabs my hand, pulling me with her over to our bed. I toss her on the bed, Kelly loving that, giggling and horny grinning at me as she tosses off her robe, opening her long legs wide, and wiggling her finger at me to invite me to join her.

I jump on the bed to join my wife, Kelly happily laughing and hugging me, shoving her super horny tongue down my throat as well. She hurriedly strips my red silk pajamas off of me as she furiously ravages my throat.

It takes me about three seconds to shove my fourteen inch dick up her very welcoming coochie. Kelly wraps her legs tough around my waist and pulls me in, locking her feet around me. We fuck on our bed. So heated. So wild. So awesomely. Fuck! Fucking Kelly is my favorite thing to do.

Our bed rattles and shakes violently from our heated fuck fun. My cock thumping so deep into Kelly's beautifully battered, sensually spasming pussy. Her heavenly coochie dripping wet. She starts cumming, violently shooting her pussy milk, totally soaking my cock and our satin sheets as my dick thrusting mayhem speeds up. My hips driving my monster meat faster and faster, and harder, and deeper! Fuck! Our super furious fucking heats up the entire room. The sheets being thrown around by Kelly. The bed rattling so loud. Kelly's excited moans so loud and powerfully gleeful. She cums and cums. My cock throbs and throbs inside her. Fucking fuck!

I suck mercilessly on my wife's wildly wobbling, milky tits. I stuff my face deep into each breast, sucking as hard as possible on each one, so happily and so greedily drinking down every last freaking drop of super sweet breast milk that spurts into my mouth.

"OH MY GOD.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!" Kelly's writhing so heatedly... and smiling so heatedly at me as well... all over the bed as I fuck her silly, suck furiously on her lactating tits, and grin so mischievously up at her.

Our mutual lust... insanely loving lust... for one another blazing between us as we fuck so feverishly and wildly. My woman driving me crazy with intense desire for her. She has the key to my soul. My very soul. She's the queen of sex queens. Period!

"Cum in my mouth, baby. I wanna fucking drink it! Feed me. Feed me now! Fuck!" Kelly is so furiously craving my cum. Her face glowing with primal cum lust. She's growling so emphatically and so wildly.

I pull out and very quickly climb up onto Kelly's massive milky melons. She absolutely engulfs my entire fourteen inch, violently throbbing and lurching monster, swallowing the entire thing at once. Growling and grunting like a starving wild animal on a fresh kill.

She violently sucks my precum pumping super rod, bobbing fiercely on my entire dick so fast and furious, her green eyes locked right on mine. I'm holding her hands above her head as she blazes her mouth up and down my entire dick, not gagging at all. Her head banding against the mattress as she bobs up on my cock. Her spit flying from her mouth. I start jizz pumping into Kelly's mouth. Her insanely happy growls of joy ring out loud. She immediately deepthroats my cock, letting me finish jizz dumping right down her fucking throat. HOLY FUCKING FUCK! Y

"God!" Kelly laughs, slutty grinning up at me. She laps wildly at my cum dripping crown. "I love your fucking cum, baby. God... I love this fucking cock too. I love it so much. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly sucks my bulging crown. Just the head, slurping it loud and proud. She winks up at me as I grin down at her, still holding her hand above her head on the bed. I married the hottest wife ever. Nobody... and I mean nobody... can touch my wife. Fuck! She's hot, hot, HOT!!!!!

A little later...

Kelly's out on a date. It's an arranged date. With one of our fans. We have a contest on our Happy Hedonists site whenever we're in the mood where a lucky fan gets to date Kelly... or me. I don't do it as much, so Kelly gets most of the dates.

Kelly enjoys it. It lets her get up close and personal with her fans. She loves it. And her fans love that she does.

"I'm having a great time, Kelly. Thanks so much for going out with me. God, you're beautiful." Kelly's date, Steve tells my wife. They're in his car, on their way to a movie. They just had lunch.

"Awww... You're welcome, Steve. It's my pleasure. I love our contests. It lets me spend some private time with my sweet fans." Kelly flirts. She bats her eyes very flirty at Steve while they're stopped at a light. He's grinning at her, swallowing hard as he checks out my blonde bombshell wife.

The car behind Steve's beeps their horn. The light changed, but Steve's too busy checking out Kelly to notice. She giggles as he finally snaps out of his Kelly daze, and takes off from the light.

Kelly looks ahead, still flirting with Steve. She brushes her right forefinger across her awesome cleavage. Steve tries to watch Kelly, and not wreck while he does. Fortunately for him, they hit another stop light.

Kelly pulls open her pink button up blouse. It's already unbuttoned last her breasts. You can see part of her white lace bra underneath. Steve's gaze is 1000% locked onto my wife's cleavage now that he's stopped at the light.

Kelly smirks at Steve, then she looks down at his bulge, her eyebrows raising with approval.

"You know, Steve..." Kelly reaches her left hand over to Steve's leg and rubs it. The mid 20's fan gulps hard. Kelly runs her hand over to his bulge and cups it, purring happily. "... I think we're going to be good friends from now on." Kelly squeezes the fat bulge, making Steve growl happily. "... Really good friends. Hehe." Kelly and Steve grin at each other. Steve's grin mixed with nervousness. He's so turned on by my amazingly gorgeous, 54 year old wife, but, he's also kinda nervous about how to handle the increasingly heated situation.

A few minutes later, they make it to the movie theater. They head inside, arm in arm. Kelly's playing the flirty celebrity with her fan role extremely well. She wants Steve to have a really great time. And, knowing Kelly, I know she'll definitely make that happen.

Back at home...

My mom Dolly (Dolly Parton) and I are hanging out. Having some wine and relaxing in my oversized recliner in the downstairs den. A fire in the fireplace. My beautiful mother smiling at me as she drinks some wine. A real chill afternoon.

"Dad called yesterday. He said grandpa wants to come spend some time with us."

"Are you gonna let him, baby doll?"

"Yeah. I mean... he is my grandfather. He's a cool dude too."

"A horny old pervert is what he is."

"Yeah... It runs in the family." I laugh. Mom does too. She kisses me softly on the lips too.

"Yeah, but, he's a REALLY horny pervert. When your dad and I first got married, I ended up fucking his dad more than your father. He kept sneaking up on me, and pulling me in a closet or whatever, and doing his business. He's a darn good fuck. I'll give him that. Hell... the old man's better than his son is."

"Dad thinks he's really great."

"Your father's an idiot." Mama gives me a, he's an idiot, look as she drinks her red wine. I snicker.

Grandpa Wilbur is a freak. Yep... a real sex freak. Like mama said, he's real freaking horny too. And, as I said... that does run in the family. The extra horny and sex freak stuff, both do.

It should be pretty freaking interesting having him around. Oh yeah. Ha.

Back at the movies...

Kelly's eating some popcorn while Steve keeps checking her out in the dark theater. He's looking down her blouse, very closely eyeballing those all natural 34FFs. Kelly's pretending she doesn't notice... when she definitely does.

"Popcorn?"

"Huh? Oh... uh... Sure." Steve takes the box from Kelly. She gives him a wink and a smirk, then looks around for a second before she unbuttons her top all the way. One button at a time, smirking full bore at a star struck Steve. He nervously eats some popcorn, spilling most of it in his lap. Kelly giggles, and very enticingly runs her finger across her cleavage, then sucks on her finger. Steve's jaw drops. He swallows hard.

Kelly pulls her huge knockers out of her white lacy bra and let's them hang over the big beautiful cups.

"Jesus... You have the most gorgeous tits I've ever seen, Kelly. My God." Steve gulps hard again, shaking his head in utter disbelief at the overpowering perfection of my 54 year old wife's incredibly perfect breasts.

"Why thank you, sweetheart. Go ahead and feel them... if you want. Hehehe." Kelly knows full well that he most definitely does. Steve drops the popcorn on the floor as he hurriedly puts both hands on Kelly's hefty breasts, gripping and groping away. She keeps on sexy smirking. Moaning very sexy as well now too.

Steve's totally mesmerized by my wife's massive, milky melons. He squeezes them hard and deep, his very horny hands really getting their titty molesting money's worth. He's drooling, gawking, and groping non stop as Kelly shakes her boobs around his hands. Her naughty laugh attracting attention from the other movie goers.

An old guy in a trench coat watches from a few rows away. Kelly notices him and waves, laughing and grinning away. He waves back. Kelly can tell he's playing with himself under his coat. And that really turns her on. She's an attention whore. And one very, very, very gorgeous attention whore at that.

Since Steve is so mesmerized by Kelly's ravishing knockers... and playing with them... he doesn't even notice when she unzips his jeans and fishes out his fat hog. It's only about seven inches long, but it's really fat. Kelly grins her very pleased approval. It's already hard and ready for action... and action it gets.

Kelly leans over and starts licking all over that fat piece is sex pipe. Back and forth. Up and down. Her sexually adventurous tongue dancing across every inch, from every angle. Steve leans back in his seat, his right hand on my wife's blonde head. A huge happy grin on his 25 year old face.

Kelly starts sucking his cock. Her super succulent lips wrapped tight around it, gliding up and down steadily. Her spit lubing her voluptuous lips way down on that extra thick, and nice and smooth, shaft. Kelly's long blonde haired head bouncing in Steve's lap. The old perv in the trench coat moves closer to them as he watches... and jerks off under his trench coat.

Steve's head is leaned all the way back on the top of his seat. His eyes closed. His jaw dropped. He's in cock sucking getting heaven. My wife's perfect lips and tongue pleasuring him orally better then he ever could hope for.

It doesn't take long for Steve's fat cock to start twitching wildly. Kelly knows he's ready to erupt. She sucks even faster, deepthroating the entire fat weiner repeatedly right as Steve starts feeding her his creamy, thick wad. Four big blasts of semen racing down my wife's ready and waiting throat. She gulps it all down in no time flat, moaning so sexy as she does. Steve's smile is so wide and happy. Kelly looks up and starts laughing around his cumming meat when she sees the expression on his overly excited face. She sucks him clean, then smacks her lips off of his spotless hog nice and loud, licking all around her decadent lips for him for good, sexually pleasing measure.

Kelly notices the old perv get up and walk past them, his coat closed. He grins all pervy at her as he walks by. She waves and grins again, watching him walk out of the theater. She kisses Steve on the cheek... he's still grinning from ear to ear, all laid back in his seat... then Kelly fixes her clothes, and gets up, telling Steve she needs to use the bathroom. Steve just nods. He's still super happy and drained from the blowjob she just gave him. Kelly giggles again and walks past Steve, heading up and out of the theater, to the bathroom.

A few minutes later...

Kelly's in a stall, holding onto the divider wall, getting ass banged by the old perv in the trench coat. She noticed him in the lobby. He followed her into the ladies bathroom, waiting for her to sit in a stall. He knocked on the door and peeked through the crack in the door. Kelly noticed it was him, so she opened the door, smirked extra naughty at him, and motioned for him to join her. Next thing you know, his big old dick is buried balls deep up her tight butt, banging her extra naughty brains out, right there in the ladies bathroom. And Kelly's filming it all with her phone camera. She does a blog for our site, so it'll be perfect for that. An Afternoon At The Movies. Ha. Kelly's favorite kind of afternoon too. Oh hell yeah. She's a sex fiend. And good God, I love her for it.

Later... at home...

Kelly's telling me all about her fun time at the movies. She already showed me the footage of her and the old perv in the bathroom stall.

"Steve's a sweetie. I like his cock too. I think we should hire him." Kelly snuggles up nice and close with me in the bed, making sure to rub those 34FF dream titties of hers all over my chest. She giggles and grins real sexy at me. My woman knows how to get what she wants.

"Ok. Anything for you, my sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, slutty queen. Ha." We both laugh. Kelly kisses my neck, sucking it as well. Her hands travel down my chest and stomach to my crotch. She massages my soft meat with both hands, still rubbing those incredible knockers all over my chest. God... the simple things in life are so awesome some times.

Tune in next time to see what my amazing wife does to top herself. Be happy and be horny. Peace, my swinging peeps.

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03/30/2022 

The Happy Hedonists Ep. 1

Not Connected In Any Way At All To Any Other Story Involving The Happy Hedonist... This Is Totally Different

The Happy Hedonists :

James (Me)

My Wife Kelly (Porn Queen Of Queens Kelly Madison)

"You dirty fucking whore! Taking all those strangers dicks in your holes. Filthy bitch!"

"God, yes! I'm so fucking filthy! I fucking love all of those throbbing cocks in my holes! I love them! God, I love them all! Yes! Fuck!!!"

My wife Kelly is laying on me, writhing so wildly against me, her back on my front, her pussy enveloping my raging hard meat stick, eating it so perfectly as it violently fucks my giant dick. My precum shooting out of my piss slit, making Kelly's pounding pink walls all slimy and greasy. My massive meat stretching her pussy wide, driving so hard up it, banging it mercilessly as I choke her, releasing my grip on her neck so she can take deep breaths and scream in ecstasy as she so powerfully cums, then tightening my grip again as she slams her pussy right down on to my cock. Over and over and over. So fucking good!

My left hand is slapping her hefty, heaving titties hard, roughly squeezing them even harder. Her breast milk squirting out all over my hand. I fucking grip those 34FF knockers even harder and more intense, making my wife scream even louder. She fucking loves rough sex... and so do I.

Kelly's long blonde hair smells so good. It's brushing across my face as we violently fuck on our bed. We're watching, Kelly Goes Wild on the TV as we fuck. It's our latest release. And the title definitely fits.

Kelly takes multiple dicks in every hole in one scene. In another, she gleefully takes a deep anal pissing. In yet another scene, Kelly drinks beer from a fat slob's wide and ridiculously fat, smelly, disgusting butt as he squats over her incredibly gorgeous face and rubs his huge, hairy, sweaty nuts all over her forehead and nose. She even does her first piss bukkake in the finale of the movie. A true instant classic.

Kelly and I fuck for another hour or so. I throw her on her front on the bed and roll over on top of her. I furiously fuck her pussy, and then her ass, from the top, my giant cock violently pounding her quaking holes, fast, curious, and non stop. I end up cumming in her ass, and pissing in her pussy right after. Kelly screams out in unabashed carnal bliss, squirting four times while we fuck. She totally drenches me, the bed, and even the sliding glass door to the patio, several feet behind us.

We spend the next fifteen minutes just kissing and fondling each other. Well... I do the fondling actually. My body presses her into the mattress, so I have full control over my wife and her body. My hands slide under her, roughly playing with her milk squirting tits, then sliding down her body and rubbing on her dripping wet coochie as we wildly swap spit, kissing so heated and so passionate. My endless lust and love for my woman burning through me.

"God... my man can fuck so damn good. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You did me right, baby. Sooooooooooo, sooooooooooo right. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly very heatedly nibbles on my cheek, licking and sucking on it as well. She's purring so playfully as we ride out our post orgasmic thrills. I roll off of Kelly and lay there in the bed, smiling at the ceiling. Kelly crawls up on my chest and snuggles with me, hugging me tight and softly kissing my neck. My left arm is around her. I'm totally relaxed with my love. Kelly's smiling so beautifully. Both of us beaming eternal love and lust so bright, like two shooting stars, racing across the night sky.

Later...

Kelly's out walking her doggy... my half brother Spence (The King Of Queens). More on that in a second.

Me, I'm in my home office, checking out how things are shaping up at our Happy Hedonists' Heaven On Earth, island getaway. Kelly and I started a swinger's retreat on a small, off the radar island in the Pacific we bought, much like Hedonism in Jamaica. Just, in the Pacific... and even wilder.

Kelly sends me a couple of pics of doggy Spence and her on their walk at the park not far from our house. Spence is on all fours... Kelly leading him around by his leash... all happy and excited, barking and panting and tail wagging, kissing Kelly's ass... literally. He's laying some big ass, horny doggy smooches on those heavenly booty cheeks. Motorboating her booty too. I laugh. Dude really sells any cosplay character he does. He's amazing at it. Such detail in his spot-on costumes. And, such detail in his very in depth character portrayal as well. He really looks and acts like a dog. Down to the smallest detail. An oversexed, really pervy, human dog. But hey... a dog nonetheless.

Over at the dog park...

"Ok, Spencey... find a place to pee, and get to it. Hehe." Kelly checks her phone as doggy Spence... his white doggy costume has big pink spots on it and has a big, wet pink doggy nose to go with the big floppy ears and big doggy paws and white curved tail. His crotch is out. All huge and flopping around. His butt hole is exposed too. Never know when you're gonna get some hot doggy action going. Gotta be ready. Ha.

Spence finally finds a nice place by some bushes. He raises his right leg and tries to pee, just like a dog... but, no luck. He starts whimpering and pouting. Kelly looks up from her phone and laughs.

"What's wrong, doggy Spence? You can't pee? Awwww. Poor, baby. Let me help you with that. Hehehe."

Kelly moves around behind doggy Spence and looks around, smirking. She kneels down and rubs Spence's doggy butt, slapping them and laughing as he whimpers from not being able to pee in the bushes. She spreads Spence's white doggy cheeks and starts licking his winking anus, still smirking as she licks away, oblivious to the other dog owners... and dogs... that walk by and stare, and take pics.

Kelly snakes her tongue up doggy Spence's pasty white butt, licking him out as he barks happily and grins all goofy, panting as well. He's really enjoying the doggy salad tossing by the bushes.

"RUFF, RUFF!" Yeah... he's definitely enjoying it.

Kelly reaches between Spence's kegs and grabs his hard doggy cock, stroking it as she tongue fucks his ass. Her tongue really going to town on that dank, nerd anus, licking it out fast and furious as it fucks his butt nice and quick.

Kelly's skintight, white, hip hugger jeans are riding about half way down her delicious ass, showing off about half of her ass crack while she bent over, tongue fucking doggy Spence's rump. That attracts a lot of attention. Several male dog owners... and a couple with their wives... stop and ogle my wife's amazingly sexy dumper on display, taking pics and filming it as their dogs bark... and their wives do too.

Spence starts pissing. Kelly's wild tongue and skilled hand doing the job. She laughs as she eats his ass, moving his pissing monster around to evenly soak the bushes.

"You've got a yummy ass, doggy Spence." Kelly giggles as she sits up, still holding his pissing doggy weiner. Doggy Spence pisses a lot.

"RUFF, RUFF!" Spence barks happily, excitedly wagging his doggy tail as my blonde goddess wife jerks his pissing doggy dick, jacking him off as he keeps on piss dumping all over the bushes beside him.

Kelly laughs. She does love freaky shit. And she's a proud doggy owner, so she really enjoys spending time with her emotional... mostly sexually emotional... support pet.

"Such a big, sexy doggy dick. Yum, yum. Hehehe. Doesn't my sweet doggy have a sexy doggy dick?" Kelly asks a dude walking his collie. He pauses, stunned at the question. He looks at his dog, who barks, then back at Kelly. A bewildered look plastered on his face. He shrugs his shoulders, and jogs off, still confused and stunned, leading his barking dog away with him. Kelly laughs. She's awesome. Always shocking someone. My baby. Ha.

"Doggy Spence is gonna cum for Kelly... isn't he?" Kelly asks as Spence's piss finally stops blasting the bushes. His fat rod is throbbing so hard in her hand, she can tell his cum is coming real soon.

"RUFF, RUFF, RUFF!" Spence barks extra excited, and howls like a werewolf as his cosplay doggy jizz starts erupting out all over the bushes. Joining all that piss in there. Kelly laughs and grins real happy, pumping that massive, uncut doggy weiner extra fast to jerk out all that sticky doggy cum. Spence pumps a big fat load into the bushes, so excited... so wildly excited. His happy barks and howls echoing through the dog park.

Kelly lays on her back and scoots under doggy Spence, between his doggy legs. She licks his fat, hairless nuts, slowly dragging her tongue all around them, then kisses his lower shaft, making doggy Spence bark wild and happy, his white doggy tail spastically wagging back and forth. Kelly laughs again, then pulls that massive meat down to her mouth and starts sucking it clean as other dog owners... and their real dogs... keep walking and jogging by, in stunned silence, gawking open mouthed at my extra naughty wife sucking on her emotional support doggy's extra large cosplay doggy weiner. Spence barking and panting and howling away. Tail wagging and drooling all happy right along with it. The other dogs watching and barking and tail wagging outta control. It's a helluva sight in the dog park, by the bushes, for sure. God bless freaky shit. Ha.

It's just the beginning. Stay tuned for much more swinging, pleasure-seeking fun from Kelly and I... and doggy Spence too. Ha. Peace, peeps.

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03/30/2022 

Oprah XXX Ep. 1

A series just like the Kelly XXX series, just starring Oprah Winfrey instead

"I really like these, babe. Bob's a really talented photographer. He's so sweet too."

"Yeah. Cool pics. Well... You're in them, so they're automatically cool, baby."

"Awwwww. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." My girl Oprah Winfrey snuggles up nice and close with me in our bed. Kissing my lips and neck, and rubbing all over my chest. God, she's sexy. Those massive ebony knockers, knocking all over my left side. Her thin and skimpy, black silk robe not getting in the way at all. I untie it and start fondling those insanely sexy tits. Cupping and squeezing them silly as we kiss. Oprah's tongue fucking mine. Those incredibly perfect, full lips of hers dancing with mine, gripping them and screwing them so naughty as our bodies writhe heatedly against each other's. Ebony and ivory love all up in this bed, baby.

Oprah was looking over some pics from a photoshoot we did recently. A XXX photoshoot. Yep... Oprah Winfrey is now a pornstar. My pornstar. And, my wife.

"God, you're such a sexy man. This body..." Oprah smirks real mischievously up at me as she softly kisses her way down my chest. Licking lightly on my chest, slowly trailing her tongue down it. "... God, this body. My white knight. My gorgeous, sexy white knight." Oprah blows me up a sexy kiss, then gets back to licking slowly down my stomach. Her tongue snaking around my abs slowly, swirling around them. Soft kisses added for much appreciated, added sexual delight effect.

"This fucking cock. God! What a cock!" Oprah hugs my cock to her face, smiling so happy. She's in love with my whopping white dick. She worships it daily. I've had her hooked since the first time I fucked her in her back yard by the pool in Santa Barbara.

Oprah slowly licks up my eye popping shaft. Both hands wrapped around it, holding it. She's softly kissing it the whole way. She locks her gorgeous, dark eyes on my blue ones and sucks my crown in. Those gorgeous, very voluptuous lips stretching to fit my spongy head in her mouth, hugging it tight. Slurping it into her mouth. Her tongue lavishing so much kinky lust on my massive, throbbing white shaft as Oprah so happily sucks me off.

Fourteen inches of hard throbbing white dick being sucked down Oprah's super slutty black throat. Oprah worships my enormous white rod, spitting on it several times, then slurping it down, deepthroating it repeatedly. Those full super succulent lips rolling down that massive shaft, pursed tight around it. Her mouth stretched wide to accommodate my immense girth. Fuck! Oprah looks amazing sucking a big white dick!

Back to the photoshoot. Bob is our photographer at Oprah XXX. Our kinky little porn company we started a year and a half ago. Cool dude. A swinger. 70 years old. White and fat. Gray haired beer belly and all. Great photographer and cameraman.

He took a bunch of pics of Oprah in different outfits. My favorite was the black latex bodysuit I fucked her in it for the photoshoot... and in her dressing room afterwards... and at home as well. Oprah's huge natural cans hanging out if it. Her thick black dumper too. Bushy pussy also. She's keeping it retro bushy in the pussy region. It's cool. I usually prefer clean shaved, or close to it. But, Oprah pulls the full bush look off beautifully. She's got a really beautiful pussy. Now, everyone can see what I mean, whenever you want.

Bob's dick was hard the whole photoshoot. Dude has a hot and heavy crush on my wife. Can't blame him for that. Oprah's a sex goddess now. Huge black jugs, super phat ass, sweet as sweet potato pie coochie, and the sexiest full, freaky lips ever. And.... She's super horny 24/7. Hellz yeah, bitches.

Oprah's black head is bouncing on my cock. She's slurping extra loud, and sucking extra deep, not gagging at all. Bitch sucks me off all the time so she's used to my size.

Oprah's spit's rolling down my bulging shaft as she frantically slurps me, her cheeks sucked in from the sucking pressure she's applying to my white monster meat.

Oh yeahhhhhhhh. Blast off, bitches. My skeet erupts out, pumping deep down Oprah's throat. She just opens it up all the way and let's me slide my dick right down there all the way, cum pumping like a gas tank. Filling her up with my pearly white, extra rich and creamy dick milk. Gulpity, gulp, gulp. Oprah drink it all with a sweet, sexy smile. Winking all naughty at me as her throat expands and swallows over and over and over. So much cum. An extra large, protein packed shake for my world famous, black bitch wife.

"So delicious, my love. As always." Oprah's sucks me, then smacks her lips off of my cock nice and loud, grinning all flirtatiously, then blowing me a really loving kiss. I pull her up to me, kissing my woman so deep and passionate. Tasting my own jizz on her lips and tongue. My hands playing with her extra phat rump while we kiss. Damn, I'm in love.

Our age difference only makes our relationship even more hot. I'm 20. Oprah's 67. A 20 year old whiteboy freak fucking the most famous black woman on earth. Fucking awesome, dude. Ha.

We've been married For two years now. Oprah and I get along beautifully. In every way. Not just sexually. We're a real couple. Yeah... the sex is amazing, and that's most important to me, but we really vibe real well together.

I'm adopted. My mom Jackie is a beautiful black milf. Early fifties. Big natural knockers and a thick badonkadonk. Awesome mom too.

I've got a sister. Tyra's the same age as me. She's tall, thin, absolutely stunning too. Milk chocolate skin. And, oh yeah... all natural 32G tits. Yep... we fuck. We fuck a lot.

A little later...

"Where's, mama?"

"She went over to Bob's. He's showing her pics from his latest swinging thing." My aunt Christine tells Tyra. They're in the kitchen, eating some cake. Aunt Christine made a coffee cake that she brought over.

"He's sweet. He keeps flirting with me." Tyra tells Christine.

"Oh really? He flirts with me too. He's really getting around, I see." Aunt Christine's sly grin as she drinks some tea makes Tyra giggle.

"Yeah. I guess so."

"Have you let him fuck that sweet little pussy yet?" Aunt Christine gets right to the point, raising her eyebrow in curiosity as she eats her piece of cake.

"Aunt Christine. Hehehe. No, I haven't. Not yet. He's not really my type." Tyra gives our aunt a sweet and shy, but naughty little smile.

"He's really good though, baby. You won't regret it." Aunt Christine smirks mischievously, sipping some more tea as she does.

"Oh my God. You're married, aunt Christine. You let him fuck you?" Tyra keeps grinning, sipping tea and looking all curious at her very sexy auntie. Aunt Christine's smokin' hot. A mixed beauty. Mid 50's. Smooth, light chocolate skin, like Tyra. Big, very, very beautiful breasts. Natural, perfectly shaped, and so soft. Gorgeous lips. Beautiful dark hair that frames her beautiful face, well... beautifully.

"Sure did... A few times. Wait til you try that big white dick, baby. You'll understand why. Trust me." Aunt Christine snickers at Tyra, that sly smile still beaming at my sister over our aunt's glass as Christine drinks some more tea. Tyra giggles again, shaking her head at our wild and sexy aunt. Aunt Christine's a blast.

Over at Bob's...

"Damn, Jackie. You can fuck. Whew!" Bob rubs his sore cock. He's stretched out on the living room couch. Worn out from pussy pounding mama for the last hour.

Mama sits in his lap, facing him. She grabs a half empty bottle of beer from the end table, and drinks the last of it. Smiling all naughty and horny. "Well... you're hot pics got me all worked up. I knew that was your plan." Mama smirks at Bob, who's grinning back. She gives him a quick peck on the lips, rubbing his gray haired chest, and his big ol' gray hair covered beer belly as she does.

"You got me. You're too smart for me, doll. Hahaha." Bob laughs. Mom too. He runs his hands up mama's thighs as she tickles his chin. "God, you're sexy."

"I'm horny again too. Let's go, stud." Mama gets up, pulling Bob up off of the couch, and leads him to his bedroom, smirking mischievously at him as they head to his bedroom for round 2.

Bob gets pussy. Dude definitely has a knack for it.

Later that night...

Oprah's ready for her new movie. We're filming, Oprah Blows A Werewolf. Simple video. A gloryhole scene with Oprah and a werewolf... me... in a gas station bathroom not far from our house. I know the owner. She's closing the bathroom down, and letting us use it for a couple of hours.

Bob's the director. He's got the dingy, dirty bathroom all lit up perfectly and ready to go. The dirty bathroom mixed with the cool lighting makes for a real cool, real sleazy looking set.

I'm all decked out in my werewolf costume. Oprah's looks hotter than ever. All made up. Red eyeshadow with black eyeliner on. Dark hair air frizzed out. Lush, wet red lipstick on those insanely gorgeous, full lips. She's got a black spandex sports bra on and tight black leather pants and matching jacket. Damn, it's taking all my energy not to rip her clothes off, and fuck her brains out right there in the bathroom before the shoot.

Let's get to it. Oprah Blows A Werewolf...

Oprah's sitting on a toilet in a stall, enjoying a blunt. Very relaxed. She's pissing.

"This is some real good shit. And all I had to do to get it was let that whiteboy feel me up. Ha. Horny ass whiteboy. I do have some gorgeous boobs though." Oprah checks out her sports bra covered beauties. She stretches her chest out, blunt in her mouth, pushing her tits out. She gropes them through her bra while she smokes and pees.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No wonder all the guys love these so much. They're absolutely perfect. So big and squishy and perfect." Oprah works over her totally awesome, hefty boobs, squeezing and kneading them so thoroughly. Two lusty handfuls of the most famous black tits on earth.

(Wolf Howl)

"What was that? Is there a dog in here or something?" Oprah looks around for a second as she sits on the toilet, wondering what was the source of the howl, then she gets back to peeing, smoking, and titty groping. She pulls up her sports bra slowly, letting her massive, dark chocolate melons titty drop so perfectly. Bob zooms in real close on the titty drop and on those amazing hooters of Oprah. Fucking perfect milf jugs. So big and beautiful and hefty. Huge black nipples. They're poking right at the camera. Like it's 3D.

"Mmmmmmmmmm." Oprah tweaks her nipples, twisting them around and rubbing the tips, moaning and smoking... peeing too... the whole way.

(Wolf Howl Again)

"What the?" Oprah wipes herself, wondering what the fuck is causing the howls. She gets up, pants still down, and opens the stall door, looking around the bathroom... Nothing. "Fuck it." Oprah closes the door... great camera work and editing by Bob... and sits back down on the toilet. She leans her head back and takes a deep toke on the blunt. Then, she slowly blows out some rings, smirking as she does, each ring bigger than the last.

The sound guy, Drew is doing a stellar job of holding the boom mic as he stands on the toilet in the stall to Oprah's right while he's gawking down extremely hard at my wife's awesome, super jiggly jugs at the same freaking time. And... he hasn't dropped the mic... yet. Oprah even shoots him a smirking wink while the camera's zoomed in on her fabulous, world famous black tits.

(Another, extra wild wolf howl)

My cock slides through the gloryhole. That, combined with the weird howl startle Oprah. I lean against the stall divider and start huffing and puffing. My cock jumping with my heavy breathing.

"Oh my fucking God! Jesus! That's the biggest fucking cock I've ever seen! Wow!!!" Oprah drops her tits, staring, open mouthed, at my gigantic cock. It's still bouncing with my heavy breathing.

"Well, Mr Big Bad Wolf... Do you like piss?" Oprah asks. The sluttiest grin ever forming on those ruby red lipstick covered, extra luscious lips of hers.

I howl my answer. Oprah laughs mischievously. She also gets a face full of my piss. I start shooting it right at her fucking face. A heavy stream of nice and tangy golden nectar splashing all over that gorgeous, 67 year old ebony face. Shooting all up in her frizzy black hair, drenching it. Oprah opens wide and very eagerly drinks some of my yellow dick liquor. Her tongue wagging side to side as the piss splashes all over it. The rest of my piss splashing out of her mouth and rolling down her face and neck, soaking her black sports bra and heaving ebony tits.

"Oh my God, YES!!!! PISS ON ME, MR WOLF! YES! FEED ME YOUR NASTY WOLF PISS, DADDY! MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!" Oprah's face glows with sexual arousal... and with my fast blasting urine. She sucks my mushroom crown in, and sucks me so ravenously, drinking my piss down with such intense carnal rage. She's so turned on. Craving dirty, filthy sex. Craving my special yellow wine. Sucking it down furiously, throwing her frizzy, piss drenched haired head around wildly as she does. Grunting and snorting loud, like a wild animal on heat. Spit and piss pouring from her mouth as she so messily sucks me off, so enthusiastically drinking my piss as she gets ready for my fast approaching typhoon of jizz. Perverted, horny wolf jizz that is. Ha.

"MMPH! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!" Oprah mumbles emphatically around my now cumming manmeat. Slurping it even louder than before, her head swinging. Her lips rolling. She gorges her gorgeous ebony self of my massive load of dick cream, shaking and squeezing her piss drenched, huge, dark chocolate titties as she dines on my semen. Still snorting and grunting wild and loud. Sucking me deeper and messier as I pimp my black bitch full of pearly white, thick and sticky sex milk.

I thrust hard into the hole, banging on the divider and howling outta control as I keep cumming, feeding my black bitch with the biggest, happy wood smile you ever fucking saw. Oprah's wild tongue slathering the underside of my cumming rod with so much cummy spit. It hangs from her thick, lipstick smeared lips all the way to the concrete floor below. So messy... and so fucking good!

Oprah whips my dick out of her mouth when I finish cumming and slaps it all over her massive ebony jugs, smirking so slutty at the divider that I'm breathing extra heavy behind. She sucks me in, all the way down, then spits my cock out, spitting at it, then slurping it in and all the way down again. Still smirking. Spit hanging everywhere. Oprah's a sex dram cum true. She fucking turns me on so fucking much! Fuck!

"Yummy, Mr Big Bad Werewolf. Soooooooo yummy. Hahahaha." Oprah smirks even happier. Even sluttier. Now softly slurping my spent rod as I howl so happy, banging on the divider with true, cum drained bliss.

(Another, real big wolf howl)

"And cut... Awesome job guys. Really hot." Bob applauds us.

Drew keeps staring at Oprah's piss battered breasts. He keeps standing on the toilet long after we're done filming. Oprah giggles, and blows him a sexy kiss. Her face dripping wet. She's reeking of cum and piss... and I fucking love it. I even howl again from behind the divider. Oprah gets a kick out of that, and laughs, shaking her piss splashed hooters at the divider for me. Drew finally snaps out of it, and gets down. Dude is hard up for my woman for sure.

"Shit. I gotta pick up Michelle at the airport. I gotta go, babe. Fuck, you're hot. Thanks for blowing the horny werewolf." I laugh, and howl again, kissing Oprah nice and deep, slapping and squeezing that big black ass nice and rough too.

I head out to pick up Michelle Obama. Yep... the former first lady. She's friends with my wife, and she's coming in for a visit. Maybe, just maybe, I can hopefully talk her into a little porno fun while she's here. Fingers crossed... and dick real hard... to that. Ha.

Oprah gets cleaned up in the bathroom sink while Bob and Drew pack everything up. Drew starts staring at my wife again. Bob too as a matter of fact. They watch her clean her face and titties in the mirror. Oprah sees them and smiles real nighty, wiggling her big ass black badonkadonk at them as she cleans herself as best as she can. Bob and Drew talk amongst themselves as they watch my wife be all sexy while she cleans up. They rub they're cocks as they watch. My wife takes that as a nice compliment, shaking her huge, wet black titties at them in the mirror as she washes her face. Oprah loves horny attention... and she gets it all the damn time.

Tune in next time for more from the gas station bathroom. And... Will Tyra give in to ol' Bob's horny advances? What kind of kinky adventures will my mom and my aunt Christine get into next. And... see how Michelle Obama's visit goes. Will I use my charm successfully on her to get her to do some smut? The answer is cumming soon. Peace, and big black titty grease peeps.

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03/30/2022 

Kelly Gone Wild Ep. 1

I'm James... I'm 21

I'm Married To Porn Icon Kelly Madison (She's Not Madison Anymore)... She's 54

We've Been Married For Three Years

Kelly, Along With My Mom Beth (Beth Chapman), My Sugar Mama Oprah Winfrey, My Sugar Mama Kathie Lee Gifford, And My Half Brother Spence (The King Of Queens) Started An Underground Porn Company... Kelly Gone Wild... With Kelly As The Main Star And The Face Of The Company

They Brought Me On As The Main Male Talent

Our Friends And Family Help Out Making Our Edgy, Extra Funky Porn Movies

Now... Let's Get To The Fucking!.......

"Where's, James?"

"He's on a date with Serena. Hehehe."

The back seat of my car...

"GOD!!! WHAT A COCK! WOW!!!!"

My hips thrusting extra hard and deep. My white cock thumping hard inside Serena Williams' primo black pussy pie.

"GOD, YES! I'M CUMMING! FUCK! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"

Serena cums like a beautifully sensual fountain, hurricane pounding my white meat delight full fucking force. So much pussy cream. Milky, and rich. Pumping all over my giant white dong as it thrusts faster and harder inside her. My hands violently gripping and squeezing her wildly bouncing ebony jugs, milk shooting out of them, straight into my waiting mouth. I latch onto one breast, then the other, sucking furiously on each as I force fuck the queen of women's sports. My car rocking back and forth from the intense sex shenanigans going on hot and heavy in my back seat.

Back at home...

"Did you tell my baby about our little business start up session with Spence?"

"No I didn't. And, I don't want anyone to tell him about it. I already made Spence promise not to tell him, so Beth... please don't say a word to him about it. OK? James was locked up, and we were all drunk and everything. I told James I would wait for him to get out, and I never told him I was with anyone else while he was locked up. So, please don't say anything."

"I won't. I promise. I don't think he would mind... he is out with Serena after all... but I won't say anything." Mama kisses Kelly's cheek and hugs her. They smile, happy and chill, drinking a beer. They're in the kitchen making some sandwiches for when I get home.

Back in the back seat of my car...

"God, baby. That was amazing. Mmmmm!" Serena's extra happy. She can kiss too. Those luscious lips locking tight on mine and lustfully ravaging them. My hands doing the same to Serena's DD breasts. Dark chocolate beauties, so ouch and tasty. Perfect areoles, real dark and lovely and everything.

"Thanks, babe. Always a pleasure to dick you down. Ha." Serena and I share a kinky laugh, and smoke some real good shit my baby sister Kaia hooked me up with. She got it from one of her former cheerleader friends.

Serena's not only a world famous tennis queen, she's also the new wife of my neighbor, Bob. They're swingers. Serena's got a big sweet tooth for big white meat. And I most definitely love helping her out with that.

A littler later, I'm back at home with my woman and my family. My sister Kaia's out on a date. She's really popular. 19 years old, blonde and oh so beautiful. Big natural tits too. 32Fs. Nice trim figure. Sweetest smile ever. Hot blonde braids in her hair. Super fine hottie for sure. God, she's hot.

Mom's chillin' with Kelly and I and my half sister Gina. Dad fucked around a lot on mom so I have a few half sisters... and my half brother Spence.

Mom's awesome. Gorgeous, bbw milf. 54 years old. A bad ass blonde who's super duper busty. All natural 38F titties. Fucking awesome rack on her. I'm totally surrounded by hotties.

Gina's four years older than me. A mixture of dirty blonde and light brown hair. 36D boobs. Nice wide ass. Real fuckable. I love her tits. Very squeezable and suckable. Very tasty.

Kelly's an all time honey. Tall. Long, blonde hair. Long, smooth and supple legs. Great ass. Fucking aaesomely gorgeous face and body and smile. Her lips are a dick sucking dream cum true. And those tits. Jesus... those freaking tits. So big and bouncy and perfectly shaped. All natural 34FF milky melons. I've knocked her up twice... we didn't keep them... so the milk keeps on flowing. Fuck! I'm obsessed with my bitch's tits!

Kelly's sitting in my lap in my recliner in the living room, softly kissing my cheek and neck while mama and us watch some TV and drink a few beers. I get a text from my buddy Kim Kardashian. A close friend with really cool benefits.

She tells me Spence asked her to manage all of us. He thought it would really help Kelly Gone Wild. Kim and Spence are dating. I introduced them.

Kim asks me if it's OK, and I tell her, sure. Sounds great. She didn't want to step on any toes or anything so she asked my permission before telling Spence she would do it. She's a cool chick.

Kim also has a huge crush on me. She tells Kelly and mama all the time that she's only with Spence to stay close with me. She even asked Kelly if it would be Ok if she left Spence and moved in with us. Kelly didn't know what to say to Kim, so she just told me about it. I gotta admit, that was a real nice compliment.

I actually think it's hotter fooling around with her behind Spence's back, so I'm kinda not responding to the whole, moving in with us, stuff.

"Looks like Kim will be managing us."

"That's a good idea." Mama chimes in. "Spence mentioned that yesterday. I told him I liked the idea." God, she looks hot, downing that beer while she watches TV. Those beautiful lips wrapped tight around that bottle neck. Fucking sexy ass bitch! Mama winks over at me with a sly smile. She knows I'm watching her. Ha. I fucking love her so much.

"Yeah. I did too. Kim's got so many connections, it's a really good idea. Plus... she's got the hots for my man." Kelly giggles, softly cupping and caressing my face as she nibbles playfully on my neck. Licking and kissing it too. Softly purring all sexy as she goes. I'm so fucking in love. I just recline and grin. Rubbing my wife's gorgeous leg as she does her naughty thing on my neck. Those huge, hefty hooters rubbing all over me. Fucking awesomeness times a million. Ha.

The next day...

We're filming our new flick. It's called, Tie Me Up, Piss On Me. The series is my idea. I really dig piss play. I got Kelly into it too. She never tried it before we got together. Now, she's loves it.

"Don't love, bitch."

"What the fuck!"

Kelly squirms mightily in my arms in the back of the club. I drag her into a quiet bathroom and push her up against the dirty wall. It's a filthy, dingy club... with a bathroom to match. Piss on the floor and all over the urinals.

I handcuff Kelly's hands behind her back and rip her white top open. Her white satin bra enclosed knockers bulge out so perfectly.

"On your knees, whore! Now!" I push my wife to her knees. She's facing the urinals, her back to me. She's fake struggling with the handcuffs, pretending she's angry and trying to get loose. I just smirk and snicker, really playing up the Sleazy, male dominant scumbag role rather nicely. Laughing at the struggling blonde beauty, her massive, bra covered tits swaying around in front of her as she lurches and tosses her body around, trying to get loose from the cuffs. Her gorgeous long blonde hair flying as Kelly screams and angrily scowl at me, then she struggles some more, unable to get loose from the cuffs no matter how hard she tries.

"You fucking scumbag! You can't do this to me! Fuck you!" Kelly plays the angry, helpless hottie perfectly. She yanks at the cuffs, scowling incessantly at me, looking so intensely mad and disgusted by the sight of me.

Our neighbor Bob is the director and cameraman. He's moving around to catch everything from different angles. He's got a hard cam set up behind him so there's always two angles being shot at a time.

I start pissing all over Kelly's perfect face and bra covered tits. Going up and down, soaking every inch with my slightly tangy golden nectar. My piss shooting out of my piss slit like it was shot from a water cannon. Kelly acts like she's totally disgusted by it. Shaking her head around feverishly like she's trying to avoid the awesome piss typhoon. I smirk deviously, smoke a fat cigar... and keep on pissing, drenching Kelly's long hair, fake angry face, massive, jiggling tits, torn top, and the filthy floor... and everything behind Kelly within pissing striking distance. Hell fuckin' yeah!

"DAMN YOU!" Kelly really plays up the disgusted, tortured victim role. She spits out my piss that she perfectly collects in her mouth, making sure to wink happily at me as I block the camera angle for a second. She loves my piss, but she's a true acting master at pretending to loathe it... and me.

I stop pissing, and admire my messy work. Kelly pouring piss from all over her face and body. It's dripping off of her like she was just in a pouring rain storm. I smirk and laugh, mocking my insanely perfect, blonde goddess wife. She spits a mouthful of piss at me, her face contorted in a mixture of pure loathing disgust... and pure sexually heated delight. Perfect.

I smack Kelly's piss dripping face and grab her soaking wet, long blonde hair. I ram my dick down her throat, and gag the fuck out of her. Kelly never gags on my cock, she's used to the immense size, but I force fuck her throat so rough, she starts coughing, and then puking from my abuse.

I pull out, and Kelly projectile vomits on me. I don't mind. I laugh again. I shove back down her throat, roughly face fuck her some more, pull out... and get puked on again. I repeat that several times. Kelly's cooing quietly from my rough face fucking. She absolutely loves it. She's grinding her thighs together as I orally use her, nice and very rough.

"Lick it all up, whore! Now!" I yank Kelly's hair, pulling her to the urinals, making her lick all of them them spotless. She acts like she's sickened by my demand, and only reluctantly does it, but the electric sparkle in her eye lets me know she definitely wants to do it. She winks at me again, smiling all kinky as fuck as she slowly, and oh so slutty licks all around each urinal, licking up any and all piss on them. Bob and I covered them in piss earlier, so Bob... and I... are grinning pervertedly and very turned on, from ear to ear, while he films all the funky action, as Kelly so wickedly laps all the piss up. A disgusted/carnally wild smirk plastered on that perfect, piss glowing face.

I make Kelly suck me clean. I smack her face, and spit on it, so turned on by all of the taboo filthy fun were engaged in. I fucking love it! Kelly does too! She's hides it perfectly though, smacking my thighs as I violently face fuck her, her eyes gleaming with a fiery sex happy fury. I look down and see that she's cum. I can see her milky cum running down her legs to the floor. Her short and tight, white leather mini skirt pulled up to her waist. Her white g string pulled to the side as her sex goo shoots outta that heavenly sweet coochie.

I pull out of Kelly sucking mouth and cum all over her messy, but still perfect, face. She smiles happily, turning from the camera so it can't capture her cum loving bliss as she pumps my cock completely cumless. Kelly furiously engulfs my giant, twitching meat, deepthroating fourteen plus inches of the most beautiful dick meat you've ever fucking seen. She moans so euphorically, smiling vibrantly bright as she softly sucks me clean.

Smoke bellows from my mouth, filling the dingy, filthy bathroom. My grin so wide and so happy. My love for my 54 year old wife so strong. I may be 33 years younger than her, but Kelly freaking excites me and makes me happier than any other hot as fuck chick half her age ever could. That's a damn fact!

"Cut. Great job. Really great job, guys. God, Kelly... you looked so amazingly sexy getting pissed on. Great job doing the pissing, James. You two make one smoking hot piss duo for sure. Hahaha." Bob gives us a big thumbs up. I blow Kelly a kiss, groaning so happily at my awesomely sexy, incredible, blonde sex doll wife. Kelly and I smile so happy at each other, both of us blowing kisses. Kelly licking her lips for me, then wiggling that slutty tongue at me with such fiery sexual lust. Then, Kelly goes back to softly sucking my extremely pleased, super dick. It's so big, and Kelly's so in love with it. She worships my cock, Iicking all around it with a very happy smile as she enthusiastically sucks it. I stand there and look around, nodding my blissful approval. A very hot and very cool shoot. Nice and kinky, just like we fucking like.

"Looks like Bob really enjoyed it. Hehehe." Kelly mischievously snickers. She reaches over and cups Bob's bulge in his shorts and shakes it, grinning and giggling extra naughty and horny, cupping and rubbing the hefty bulge as she so seductively licks around her very voluptuous and sensuous lips, much to Bob's immense delight. She leans in and playfully bites Bob's bulge, shaking her head around with that 70 year old bulge in her mouth, laughing at Bob as she does. Bob laughs too, and nods as a very appreciative thank you.

Kelly and I shower. The club/bathroom is a set. The shower is on the other side of it. As we get all soapy and clean, Bob gets a call from Kim. She wants to meet him a little later. Business stuff. Bob grins as he puts up his handheld camera. He's got a big crush on Kim, so he's excited to see her.

"My man's so handsome. Whether you dominate me or just plain romance me. You're so darn handsome." Kelly grins as she dries me off. We kiss again. A short, sweet one. Kelly makes sure to very thoroughly dry my crotch with the soft white towel. God, it's soft. And, Kelly's hands are experts when it comes to rubbing on a cock and balls. She cups mine, lightly squeezing as she softly wipes them dry. Rubbing my cock and balls, both, gently. Making me growl.

God, her hand feels so fucking good on me. She licks, then nibbles on my neck, leaning into me and purring, rubbing those 34FFs all over my chest, making me growl even louder. My nipple piercings loving those hefty milkers sliding across them over and over.

She kisses my lips. Those extra luscious lips of hers dancing with mine, locking in and loving mine with such passionate grace and skill. I fucking love kissing Kelly. Her lips are treasures. Pure, lip locking gold treasures.

"Thank you for earlier, my king. God, I loved it! I was so wet. You using me like that. Pissing all over me. MMMMM!!! It was so fucking good! Hahahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Another deep, loving, and sexually heated kiss. My hands gripping those booty cheeks nice and rough, squeezing away, as Kelly sucks on my tongue. Fucking awesome, dude.

"Always my pleasure, baby. Always." I wink. We both laugh. Then I start sucking on Kelly's tasty neck, my hands squeezing those lush booty cheeks even harder, really kneading them deep and thorough.

...

Spence is hanging out with my mom Beth while Kim is at the office.

"So... How's things going with, Kim?" Mom hands Spence a beer. They're chillin' at our kitchen table.

"Going great, Beth. I couldn't be happier. Kim's awesome. God, she's hot. And, she loves riding the ol' Spence train." Spence's very cocky/very goofy grin makes mom snicker and shake her head. Dude loves to brag. They both chug their beer, downing about half.

"Pretty confident there, huh, stud? Ha." Mom shakes her head again, a mocking sneer looking so sexy on her 54 year old, blonde bbw milf face. Her enormous hooters almost spilling out of her extra tight, white and pink sports bra. She's got white daisy duke's, pink and white cowboy boots, and a pink with a white feather in it cowboy hat on. Smokin' hot as always. Spence can't stop covert gawking at my mom's totally awesome rack. Can't blame him there. Everybody loves mama's tits. All natural 38F beauties. Big, bad ass, and beautiful... like mama.

"I heard Kelly told you not to say anything to James about our little session that night we started the company. You better keep your trap shut, buddy. Don't piss off my baby. He and Kelly have a really great thing going, so don't fuck it up."

"I won't. I promised Kelly I wouldn't. It was amazing though. Both of you were. Oprah too. I didn't get to do much with Kathie Lee though. I missed out there." Spence gives mama a real sleazy/dorky grin, and then he chugs the rest of his beer. Still grinning like Spence grins. He's unique.

Mama shakes her head once more. "Dude, we were all drunk as hell. You got real lucky. You were the right dick in the right place at the right time. That's all. So chill. And, remember what I said." Mama's serious sneer back at ol' Spence makes him nod, and lose the dorky grin.

"Yes, ma'am. I promised I wouldn't say anything, and I won't. You can count on me." The dorky grin is back.

"Yeah, right. Ha!" Mama shakes her head again and finishes her beer. She sees Spence staring at her melons, so she decides to give him some incentive to keep his mouth shut. "Here..." Mama pulls her 38F titties out of her sports bra, and shakes them around, thrilling Spence tremendously. His intense, lip licking stare at those bad ass beauties is making Spence drool. "Keep your trap shut, and I may just let you do more than stare at 'em... and drool over 'em. Haha." Mama the super sexy tease.

"You got it, Beth. WOW! WHAT A PAIR OF FUCKING TITS!" Spence loves my mom's knockers just like the rest of us do. Mama shakes them once more for Spence, then she shoves them back into her sports bra and gets up.

"Remember... Trap shut." Mama laughs as she walks outta the kitchen, bad ass boss bitch style, leaving Spence there to dream back to when he got to fuck those incredible knockers, and to rub himself real damn good thinking about it... Dorky ass grin and all.

Later...

"Where's, James, Kelly?"

"He took your mom to play her lottery tickets. He'll be back soon."

In the convenience store parking lot...

"WOO-HOO! I WON $100...AND I'M RIDING THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COCK! HOT DAMN!" Mama is a blast. She's bouncing on my fucking fourteen inch plus cock in the captain's seat in my van. It's rockin'... But you can come a knockin'... if you wanna watch.

Mama's scratching off some tickets while she cowgirl champ rides me, cowboy hat on her head and all. We're both grinning and grunting. My cock thrusting up and all around that quivering snatch, being soaked by all of mama's sweet coochie cream, one violent blast after the other as she cums. Her giant titties wobbling like fucking mad. They're hanging over her sports bra, my hands all over both, squeezing away so happy as mama grinds fast, then bounced harder and harder on that giant piece of sex pipe slamming up her blonde bbw milf coochie.

"I WON AGAIN! WOO-HOO! FUCK YEAH, BABY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! MWAH!" Mama hugs me tight and shoves her tongue straight down my throat. She won another $100. A real good time for us in my van. I'm filming the fun for Kelly Gone Wild. I've got the van fitted with cameras all over it.

Mama kneels in front of me and sucks down my jizz shake, excited about the $200...and the taste of my jizz. She tells me all the time, it's her favorite cum ever. She holds my cock with her right hand and licks all around the underside as she bobs and sucks on that massive meat, so very happily drinking down my entire, rich and creamy, protein packed shake with the sexiest groans you ever heard coming from her mouth. I hold her head and smile away. And cum away as well. I cum a fucking massive load... and my gorgeous mom swallows every single drop, all hyped up on jizz and lottery scratchers. God bless the freaking lottery. Ha.

Join is next time for Episode 02. See what Kaia wants. See what Spence and Kim get into. And find out about Bob and Kim's meeting as well. Oh yeah... A whole lot more Kelly Being Kelly too. Oh fuck to that yeah! Ha. Peace, my fellow pervs.

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12/15/2021 

Cheaters Ep. 1

Damn... It's fucking sunny as fuck around here today. California weather. It's December and it's still 85.

I'm chillin' at my favorite quiet spot. Smoking some real good shit as I sit here and look out over the valley. Nice and peaceful. Rode my motorcycle up here. I was supposed to fix the kitchen sink at home, but my mom (Kelly Madison) said she'd take care of it. I wonder if she did.

Back home...

"GOD DAMN! WORK THAT PIPE, BABY! Plug me real good. Hahaha. Yeah! WOO! DAMN!" Mama's riding Spence (The King Of Queens). He's my best friend. He's maybe the only dude I've seen that's as horny as me.

Spence is laying on the kitchen floor, nude except for his white wifebeater tank top. And a big ass, shit eating grin.

Mama's bouncing like a maniac on his massive meat as he smokes his cigarette. It's almost falling outta his mouth. Dude's got the fattest dick anyone around here has ever seen. Mama likes it, as you can tell.

"DO IT, BITCH! SHOVE THAT FAT MOTHERFUCKER UP MY PUSSY AND DO IT RIGHT! WOO-HOO! YEAH!" She's twirling her right arm around like a cowgirl riding a prize brahma bull. She's riding him like she rides our mechanical bull out back, and the one over at her bar. Only crazier. She's bouncing so hard on Spence's crotch, but he don't give a shit. He's grinning from ear to ear, sweating his pasty white ass off as mama wildly rides his uncircumcised 9 inches in girth dick. It's stretching her coochie pie real wide... and she fucking loves it. She violently squirts all over it, and doesn't miss a beat. She keeps roughly riding that monster hog as she squirts. Spence is power gripping her massive titties as they hang over her pink satin bra cups. His pudgy fingers are squeezing them titties so hard, they're turning red. Breast milk shooting between his fingers. She's pregnant by me. Mama loves rough sex and rough titty play. She's screaming and moaning as sexy as it gets... grabbing Spence's trucker hat from the floor, putting it on sideways... and bouncing on his damn dick even harder. So dick crazed and horny, smiling and shouting every dirty sex word she can.

Smoke and sexual sluttiness is flying all over the kitchen, and mama is in a hurry. "Hurry up dumbass. My baby's gonna be home in a little while, and I don't want him coming in here and finding you fucking me silly. Hurry up and jizz me, stud. WOO-HOO!" Mama playfully slaps Spence's face, a real jizz hungry smirk plastered on her face.

A minute later, Spence in straddling mama's massive milky tits, pumping them fast and furious... ready to feed mama a big ass dessert. She wickedly licks up all of the precum pouring out of Spence's gaping piss slit, smirking all slutty, and making crude sex noises as she laps it up.

"Here it cums, baby cakes. Uh!" Spence smirks himself, all sweaty and horny. He jerks his meat, then mama yanks it out of his hand, and frantically jerks it herself, her hand blazing up and down it even though her fingers don't reach around the whole, massively fat shaft. Spence's sperm starts flying. One fat glob of thick and creamy dick milk after the other launching into my mom's wide open mouth. He shoves his dick in there, and mama sucks it down like a starving bitch at a buffet.

Spence can't stop goofy grinning as my mom pumps his obese dick super fast, sucking it so furiously, she pulls Spence over on top of her face... but, she keeps on sucking.

"Damn, Kelly. I love fucking you! Jesus! You gotta marry me." Spence wipes his brow, still leaning over in mom's face as she feverishly sucks him cum dry. Sucking his dick and foreskin both, clean. She pops her mouth off of his incredibly thick dick loud and repeatedly, making Spence growl and howl like a werewolf.

"Mama pushes him off of her, and gets up. She looks in the toaster from the side, and wipes the corners of her mouth. "Spence... I love fucking you. But... I'm already married... twice. I don't need a third husband. I don't need the first one either, but I definitely need the second." She grins all kinky and laughs, grabbing her clothes from around the kitchen floor, and putting them on. Her skin tight white jeans are kinda hard to get on, but she manages to pull 'em up. They're so damn tight. Low cut too. God damn, she's gorgeous! She puts her titties back in her bra and slips on her pink tank top. Mama tosses Spence his hat and grabs her lipstick from her purse on the kitchen table. She puts some more on, using the toaster to check herself out.

Spence walks up behind mama and reaches around her, squeezing those all natural 34FFs some more through her tank top. He kisses her neck and grins as she fi she's putting on her extra wet and creamy, hot pink lipstick.

"Did you ever fix the sink?"

"Yeah... right before I grabbed you, and fucked you silly, baby." Spence and mama laugh. She shakes her head and pats his sweaty face, then grabs a beer from the fridge, sits in the living room, and waits for me to come home. Spence gawks and grins at mama's booty jiggling in those skin tight jeans as she walks into the living room. He puts on his hat, still grinning happily, and grabs a beer himself.

Mom mentioned she has two husbands. One's my dad, who's locked up right now thanks to a bad business deal. The other is someone really close to us both... me. Yep... I married my mom. While she's still married to my dad. Gotta thank a lawyer friend for his help with that. Some money, and a real nice titty fuck from mom... that she filmed for us to watch... securing his help.

Dad doesn't know shit about it. And he doesn't know shit about Spence fucking his wife either. Cheating makes our world go round. Ha.

Dad also doesn't know an even bigger secret. Mom's pregnant with my kid. Titty milk flowing from the world's greatest tits. And she's my wife. God bless incest and freak fuckers.

My chick Samantha Mack (Canadian/Latina pornstar) was taking a nap in our bedroom while mama ND Spence were getting down in the kitchen. She walks into the living room, yawning and stretching, and sees mama watching TV. She sees Spence in the kitchen rubbing his cock... that's out of his gray sweatpants... and she knows what's up.

"Well, well... Looks like you two had a good time again." Sam lights a blunt and smokes, then passes to mama as she sits beside her on the couch." Sam grins all naughty at my mom.

Mom laughs. "Yeah... I had to thank him for fixing the sink. Haha." Mama puffs, then passes back to Sam.

"Yeah... I can taste it on the blunt." Sam laughs, winking at mama as she smokes the cum flavored blunt.

When I get home, Sam and mama both welcome me by leading me to our bedroom and jumping my bones. Spence is gone when I get there.

They both double suck my cock, then double titty fuck it. That's a sight... and a feeling... to behold. Four of the most awesome tits ever wrapped around my fourteen and a half inch cock, pumping it senseless. A truly awesome sight.

While I'm deep dicking my mom on my bed, and Sam's behind me, spreading my cheeks wide so she can deep tongue fuck my ass, I get a call from my girlfriend/sister Gina. She tells me everything went good at the doctor's office. She's pregnant. Yep... it's mine.

Mama smiles up at me, cooing blissfully as my fourteen and a half inch monster wrecks her already stretched out cunt so perfectly. All that fat dick meat pounding her pretty pink folds senseless. She cums and cums and cums, eyes closed, body writhing heatedly on my satin sheets. God, what a fucking beauty. And God... Sam's massaging my prostate now with two freaky fingers, nibbling all over my ass cheeks as she does.

In Gina's car...

"You tell him about the doctor's special treatment?"

"No... and I don't want you to either. Promise me you won't." Gina looks all serious at her friend Sarah (ESPN Hottie Sarah Spain).

"I won't. I promise. You've gotta admit though, that doctor was hung. Even thicker than James too. God, it felt so good in my ass. I know it did in yours too, you little pregnant slut." Sarah laughs, smoking a joint.

"It did... it felt real good. But, that's our little secret." Gina smirks at Sarah, who makes a lips zipped motion and laughs again.

I not only knocked up my half sister Gina and my mom, I also knocked up Spence's mom Roseanne (Roseanne Barr).

She was drunk last month and Spence was on a date with a married chick that lives down the street. Roseanne came over all buzzed and feeling frisky. I ass banged her, then she wanted more, so I pussy banged her in the shower. I got it past the goalie, now she's shooting milk like mama. She came over this morning and breastfed me in bed. Now that's a cool ass way to wake up.

Spence doesn't know I knocked his mom up though. I can't wait till he has to call me daddy. Ha.

I end up cumming in mama's pussy as we kiss with such intense love. She has my heart forever. Sma gets the piss. I roll over on to my back and she gobbles up my cummy rod, sucking it and jerking it, gulping down my golden nectar when I let loose with it. Mama kisses my neck, purring all sexy and loving while my chick drinks my warm piss. God, I love this place. Sex, sex, and more sex. Amd cheating put the wazoo too. Ha. Peace peeps.

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12/15/2021 

Kelly XXX Ep. 9

"Fuck my ass, baby! God!! FUCK!!"

I slap Kelly's butt cheek, gripping it, then slapping it again. Her loud moans of approval urging me on. I slap it five more times. Each time harder than the last. I'm deep ducking my wife's ass from behind. Her, on her hands and knees on the bed. Me, standing behind her, beside the bed.

"GOD YES! MORE! MORE!!" Kelly gives me the sluttiest, most sexually raging grin ever done. I grab her long blonde hair and yank hard on it, SLAMMING MY FOURTEEN INCH DICK BALLS DEEP UP HER 54 YEAR OLD BUTT, ASS BANGING HER HARDER AND DEEPER, AND FASTER, AND MORE FORCEFULLY... BY THE FUCKING SECOND, BITCH! TAKING MY WOMAN'S ASS! MY BITCH! MY WIFE! MY WHORE! MINE! FUCK!

"YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GOD, YES!!" Kelly throws her head again furiously, spit flying from her mouth, her eyes on fire. Her body thumping from all of the massively intense sexual tingles running through her awesomely perfect body. Her 34FF hanging hooters flopping around under her so violently. Her nipples so hard and pounding so hard. Her face glowing with hardcore, animalistic carnal lust and fire.

The motel bed is shaking so bad, it's gotta break soon. It comes looses from the wall. I keep ass pounding my bitch even harder. Even faster. Even more forcefully. Kelly's loud screams of orgasmic bliss as she squirts violently for the sixth time, blasting the walls and the other bed behind me ringing out and reverberating throughout the cheap ass, dark, dingy motel room. Smoke filling the air. The smell of piss and vomit permeating strong.

All of a sudden, the door flies open and four masked men, all huge and fat, burst in and tie me up, sitting me by the TV in front of the bed. Kelly screams furiously at them to leave me alone and get out. One fat bastard grabs her and throws her down hard on the bed.

"Yeahhhh. The boss said she had great tits. He wasn't lying." One huge fat dude laughs pervertedly, and grabs Kelly's huge hanging tit, and mauls it with his huge hand, squeezing it so fucking viciously, Kelly screams out in pained delight. Kelly loves all kinds of rough sex and groping so it makes her tingle... and disgusted at the same time.

Another masked fat slob grabs Kelly's head, and slaps her face, forcing her to suck his super fat, disgusting dick. Her mouth barely fits around it. It's uncut and pale, the foreskin almost covering the whole, bulbous, pink crown.

Kelly gags hard, and projectile vomits when the masked asshole pulls out. He laughs deep and nasty as Kelly covers his dick in vomit, coughing hard and desperately trying to catch her breath. The fat ogre shoves right back in, catching Kelly by surprise. Her eyes opening so wide. She slaps his fat legs, and groans and mumbles around the monster meat in her mouth. The dude slaps her face again, and yanks her blonde hair around as he mercilessly fucks her face as I try and get out of my rope restraints. The assholes tied me good with rope. I can't fucking budge.

"Let's have some fucking fun with this bitch before we take her away. Watch us fuck your bitch! Hahaha. We're gonna whore her up real good." The fat asshole laughs at me, mocking me, then gets behind Kelly and shoves his average sized, precum pouring dick right up her asshole that I was just pounding. He slaps her ass even harder than I did. All of the assholes are laughing and farting and belching... and fucking my wife senseless as I helplessly watch. They're so fucking disgusting. They're using my perfect wife for their own depraved pleasure. The fucking bastards! I can't do anything about it. FUCK! THESE FUCKING ROPES ARE SO FUCKING TIGHT, I CAN'T MOVE AT ALL!

Kelly gets double anal from two fat slobs. Another one is under her on the bed, fucking her pussy while the last one is still pounding her face. He already came in her mouth. He's still face fucking her as hard and fast as he can. His thick, slimy jizz leaking out of her mouth, hanging from her lips and chin, along with her spit and vomit from earlier.

Kelly can't keep from moaning and cooing... and cumming. Her body defying her. She loves rough sex, and the hard and heavy abuse she's getting from the four, fat masked slobs is making her body tremble from the sexual bliss she's experiencing. Her beautiful green eyes rolling back in her head as she gives in and lets the fat disgusting pigs use her as a mindless sex toy for their own perverted, devious fun. They bang her senseless for two fucking hours. Non stop. The bed breaks. They keep on rough fucking her, mauling my 54 year old, blonde bombshell wife into total sexual euphoria and submission, no matter how much she hates them and what they're doing to her.

They pound her ass, pussy and mouth, cumming in her and on her, then they switch, and keep on pounding her into sexual mush. Kelly can't even scream anymore when she cums. She just silently takes the carnal abuse, cumming over and over and over as the fat pigs destroy her holes, mauling them with those greasy dicks, then cumming... and pissing... in them. Kelly's dripping semen and piss. Her hair is soaking wet and messy with both. They all laugh and fart as they piss all over my wife, then fuck her some more. Kelly looks over at me, her eyes glazed over with cum, piss, and complete sexual bliss. Her face dripping sperm and piss. Spit hanging obscenely from her mouth to the bed. She's cum so much, it's overtaken her mind and body. She's a mindless sex slave and she's fucking loving it, no matter how much she doesn't want to. I growl into the ball gag in my mouth, still trying to free myself from the roles. No luck. I grunt and growl and yell at the fat pigs, but they just laugh, mocking me, and keep sexually using my wife.

"Well... let's take this bitch to the boss." The leader says, then belches, rubbing his sore nuts.

"What about her guy?"

"Fuck him. Leave him here. We don't need him." One slob scoops up Kelly and starts to walk out of the motel room with her.

"CUT! GREAT JOB, EVERYONE." Bob stops the filming. Yep... We were filming a porno. Kelly Gets Used And Abused 1. It's a new series.

The guy holding Kelly gently puts her down, and hands her a towel. The others come untie me. Damn, those ropes suck. My wrists are throbbing.

"Thanks, doll." Kelly wipes her face and hair, trying to get all of the cum and piss out of her long hair. "Somebody's got some great tasting cum." Kelly laughs as she licks her lips. She shakes her awesome titties for the four guys as they take their masks off. All cool dudes. Bob found them at a bar. They cheer on Kelly as she smiles, and dances, and swings those massive titties around for them. My wife's the best. She knows how to make you happy for sure. She goes back to wiping her hair with the towel.

"I hope I didn't actually slap you, sweetheart." The fat guy that fake slapped Kelly says to her, his arm around her.

"Oh no, doll. You didn't. You pulled it perfectly both times. Great job." Kelly hugs him. "You've got one fat fucking dick too, stud. Wow. That thing's a whopper." Kelly laughs. The guys winks at her and shakes his soft dick. It's still really fat. Kelly tickles it and purrs, giggling and blowing the fat dude a sexy kiss. "Were definitely gonna use you again... if you're up for it." Kelly winks at him, then wipes her hair with the towel some more. All that cum and piss is a bitch to deal with for Kelly's hair.

"I sure am, baby. I sure am." The fat guy kisses Kelly's cheek and walks over to the other guys. They're having a beer and chatting by the bed.

"Did my man enjoy watching his bitch get gangbanged?" Kelly asks me, putting her arms around my waist and grinning extra naughty at me, wicked eyebrow wiggle and all.

"Damn right. My bitch is gonna get her brains fucked out when we get home."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hahahaha. I can't wait, my king. Yum-MY. Haha." Kelly blows me several extra slutty kisses and licks her lips for me, shooting lust arrows at me from a foot away.

Kelly heads to the motel room shower to clean up. I head outside to smoke and to call my mom (Beth Chapman).

The crew walks in and out of the room while I talk to my mom on my phone outside. My joint is pretty damn good so smoke's flying around outside the motel room window.

I see a cheap whore blowing a real old guy in the corner of a walkway to my left. Dude's holding her puffed out haired head tight as she slurps his old meat extra messy. Long strands of spit hanging from her lips down to the concrete. The old dude's condom is almost being yanked off his damn cock. The whore's really sucking that thing hard. I take a few pics as I talk to mom on the speaker.

"Yeah, mama. I didn't forget about you. Don't worry. You and I are gonna be in our next flick. I promise. I really do."

Mama keeps me on the phone for about twenty minutes. I love her so I don't complain. I finally hang up and head back inside the room. I head over to the bathroom to tell Kelly I'm going.

I laugh when I open the bathroom door. She's in the shower with two of the fat pigs that gangbanged her. They're getting all soapy. One guy behind Kelly soaping her up from behind. From her ass up to her neck. The other fat dude in front, facing her, soaping up her pussy up to her Totally awesome, all natural rack. Those titties look so fucking gorgeous covered in soap. They always look insanely perfect, but all that soap really makes 'em sparkle.

"Hey, baby. Wanna join us?"

"Yeah... come on in. There's plenty of room. Hehehe." The fat dude soaping up Kelly's tits waves me over. I notice how cramped that shower already is and I shake my head and chuckle at that suggestion.

"No thanks... I gotta go babe. Mama needs me." I walk over to the shower and kiss Kelly. She reaches down and grabs my bulge in my black leather pants and rubs it real nice. I grin while we kiss. The two pigs keep up the soap job on my wife. Her happy moans into my mouth letting me know how much she loves it. "Later, babe."

"Ok. Love you, my king. MWAH!" Kelly waves, all soapy and happy, shaking her titties around as the fat dude in front watches 'em flop around. He slaps and squeezes 'em and really soaps 'em up extra good.

I laugh. "Love ya back, my queen." I shake my head and laugh again as I leave. My wife never ceases to amaze me. She's always super horny... and she's always super gorgeous. A truly awesome combo for a chick.

About ten minutes later...

"Kelly... We're gonna go..." Bob, the director walks up to the bathroom door to tell my wife he and the crew are ready to go. He chuckles when he sees her on her knees between the two really fat, real hairy dudes. She sucking them both off, going back and forth between them. Kelly gives him a thumbs up and a smile and wink... with a sexy eyebrow wiggle thrown in for extra sexy measure.

Both huge fatties are growling and groaning... and farting. Kelly's so into sucking them off that she doesn't notice. Bob laughs, then waves as he heads out. Kelly waves back and speeds up her suck job. Spitting on both fat dicks, then sucking each one for a minute, deepthroating both, swirling her wet hair around as she wildly sucks both meaty rods.

Before long, Kelly's happily drinking down two fat loads of greasy semen from two really fat, really hairy horndogs.

Later, Kelly tells me that they hung around for another hour or so, fucking in the shower, then on the messy ass bed again.

Damn, I love my horny slut wife so damn much. Ha.

Tune in next time to see what, and who, Kelly gets in to. Peace.

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12/15/2021 

Andy The Agent Ep. 1

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Fuck me good, Andy. Remember... cum in my glass. I need a yummy drink before I go, dear." Kathie Lee Gifford moans as Andy fucks her, nice and steady on his desk. His five inch pierced cock with the small metal balls under the skin, above and below his shaft, rolling in and out of one of the most famous pussies ever. Extra friction from the metal balls for the super sexy moaning starlet. Kathie Lee's right leg is on Andy's shoulder. Her left is hanging off of the desk.

Andy rubs Kathie Lee's clit, grinning at her as she blows him sweet kisses. He's ready to blow, so Kathie Lee hands him her wine glass.

Andy grabs it, pulls out of her warm, wet pussy, and starts jerking off into the glass. "Ahhhhhhhhh." Andy grunts as his thick creamy jizz spurts out into the glass, much to the delight of dear ol' Kathie Lee. She sits up, and grabs Andy's 69 year old pierced cock, jerking out the last of his creamy sperm dessert. She wipes the tip of his dick on the inside of the glass, and grabs a bottle of white wine she put on Andy's desk earlier.

Kathie Lee pours some wine into the glass with the cum. She fills the glass, then hands the bottle to Andy. "Here ya go, doll." Kathie Lee smirks extra naughty, and winks at Andy, then tips the glass into her mouth, and drinks down all of the extra creamy mixed liquid in it. She licks the inside of the glass clean, then puts it down, smacking her lips nice and loud for ol' Andy. "Now, that's a mixed drink. So yummy. Thank you, baby." Kathie Lee gives Andy a quick peck on the lips, then gets off of his desk, fixing her white leather mini skirt and white silk blouse.

"You're one helluva woman, doll. So beautiful."

"Awww. Thanks, stud. Maybe we can meet up later tonight. I'm free. I could use another yummy drink."

"Maybe I can get up in this ass too. If it's OK." Andy grins, squeezing Kathie Lee's very sexy rump.

"Sure thing. I'll see you at 9. I'll pick you up. I'll bring the wine... you bring the cum... and the mixer." Kathie Lee smirks all naughty, another quick peck on the lips for her sweet agent.

"Sure thing, sweetheart. I'll be there with bells on... and a hard-on too." Andy laughs, winks, and nods... and hugs his beautiful client.

Kathie Lee puts her shades on, playfully shakes her eyebrows at him, and waves on her way out the door.

Andy's been an agent in Hollywood for over forty years. He's a nice guy. Well liked by everyone. Especially his clients... who are mostly female.

Andy buzzes in his secretary, Georgia. "Yes, Andy?" She asks in very sexy South African/Canadian accent as she enters his office. Georgia smirks when she sees Andy standing behind his desk, his chubby old dick out, grinning at her. She walks over behind Andy's oak desk, without being asked to, and kneels in front of him, sucking his dick totally clean and dry, reaching around and squeezing his old ass, pulling him all the way into her very slutty, cum craving mouth. The metal balls under Andy's skin on his dick really stimulate Georgia's mouth, making her suck even more fierce than she was. Her boss pleasing sexual abilities are why Andy hired her. Georgia's also a very good secretary though.

"Thank you, doll. You're the best." Andy helps Georgia up.

"Anytime." Georgia mischievously smiles, kissing Andy's cheek. She walks back to her desk, leaving ol' Andy in his office. He's got a busy day... and a hot date with Kathie Lee later on tonight. Just another day for the charming old sex king of the Hollywood agent world.

A little later, Andy is in a meeting with another client... Rachael Ray. Andy's been working on a new TV series for Rachael. It's on the Travel Channel. It's tentatively called Rachael Eats The Beach. Rachael travels around to different beach locals and tries the different beach cuisine in each city. And... She does it wearing a bikini, so the Travel Channel wants her to lose a few pounds to fit into the sexier, skimpier bikinis... for ratings of course.

"I think you'll do a fantastic job, doll. Just fantastic." Andy tells Rachael. He's sitting behind his desk, just chillin'.

"Gulp. Thanks, Andy. You're so sweet." Rachael smiles so pretty... then dives back down on Andy's dick. She's thanking him for the new TV show. Much like she'll have to thank the producers for it. Rachael's used to it by now. She's known for her blowjobs, so she's used them quite a bit to get ahead in her career.

"You're so welcome, sweetheart. Ahhhhhhhhh. You warm my heart... and my balls." Andy grins, lighting a cigar and smoking it as Rachael bobs away on his funky old pierced cock, smiling and moaning in tandem. Those small metal balls on Andy's dick rolling all over her tongue and the roof of her mouth, driving Rachael crazy with seductive delight.

Rachael gets her dessert. Gulping down most of Andy's fat load when his cock starts pumping the creamy sex milk into her mouth, adding to the freaky stimulation she was getting from the metal balls.

Rachael pulls off of Andy's cock, then smiles up at him from her knees, opening her mouth and drooling the cum she saved in her mouth all over Andy's chunky cock. She slowly licks all of it, then laps it up into her mouth, sucking Andy's dick as well to eat all of the thick cream up.

Andy just growls and smokes, grinning happily also, as Rachael slurps him totally clean.

She sits in Andy's lap and kisses him, letting him taste his own cum. Rachael getting a mouthful of cigar smoke as well. Andy's a really good kisser. He and Rachael make out, tongue dancing and fucking, swapping cummy spit, and sucking each other's tongues as Andy fondles Rachael's small, but perky breasts through her tight pink sweater.

One more successful meeting for good ol' Andy.

Andy's last meeting of the day is with his newest client, 19 year old pop superstar Billie Eilish. The meeting goes really well. They talk over Billie's next tour and promotional work for it. Everything is chill and on point.

Just as Billie gets ready to leave though, things take an interesting turn. Andy gets up and walks around his desk, standing behind Billie, who's sitting in the chair in front of the desk. He tells Billie how much she means to him and how proud he is of her and everything.

"Awww. Thanks, Andy. I really like you too. You've done a great job handling me so far." Billie smiles up at Andy. He returns the favor. And he also starts massaging Billie's shoulders. Andy is a very skilled massage therapist... amateur massage therapist. He rubs Billie's shoulders nice and firm, then softly, his thumbs working down into Billie's shoulder blades. All of it making Billie feel really good.

"Wow. You're great at massages, Andy. You get more wonderful all the time." Billie giggles, closing her eyes and really enjoying Andy's hands on her.

Andy looks down, noticing he can see Billie's awesome cleavage. She's wearing a beige silk blouse that's open last her breasts. She's braless and the top is kinda tight so Billie's big natural breasts push it open nicely. Ol' Andy's old boner starts stirring in his trousers.

Andy decides to have a little fun with his newest client. He covertly whips out his hard dick and lets it breathe behind Billie's head as he keeps up the deep tissue massage on Billie's shoulders. His horny grin wide and excited.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. I love your hands, Andy. They're just as sweet as you are. That feels amazing." Billie smiles so happy, her eyes still closed.

Andy's hands start moving a little lower on Billie, grazing the top of her gorgeous breasts. Billie Eilish has world class tits. DD beauties that are natural and perfectly shaped. Very perky too. Just spectacular breasts.

Billie's moans increase, her eyes still closed, so Andy goes for it. He runs his hands down right over her gorgeous cans and squeezes away. His grin so freaking happy he can hardly stand it. His funky old cock is bobbing and weaving behind Billie's head too. Andy massages Billie's DDs as he squeezes them, kneading them like an expert baker kneading his bread dough.

Billie opens her eyes and looks up at Andy, gasping, but also grinning as she sees his dick bouncing around mere inches from her mouth. She licks her lips. She blows Andy a kiss, then...... she opens wide and gobbles up his pierced meat, deepthroating it easily. The metal balls on Andy's shaft rolling so intoxicatingly across the roof of her mouth and her tongue as well, then rolling on her throat, making Billie moan so loud and lusty as she bobs steadily on that old dick, sucking it like a true cocksucking whore. Her spit flying out of her mouth as she sucks, hanging down to her lap. Andy's happy growls make Billie laugh. She rubs his fat nuts softly as she sucks, her luls pursed so tight around that fat rod, slurping it loud and messy.

Andy ends up fucking Billie in her dripping wet pussy as she lays on his desk, her breasts pressed into it. He's behind her, banging her young twat with that 69 year old pierced sex pipe, thumping in and out nice and hard, his old thighs slapping Billie's lily white supple ass. She screams in sexual bliss, pounding the desk with her palms as Andy ravages her sweet pussy for thirty minutes straight. Billie's big, beautiful breasts rubbing hard on the desk. Her nips so fucking hard, and pounding so emphatically as she's fucked silly by her old horny agent.

Andy pumps his seed into Billie's spasming honey pot right as she cums for the third time, their milky seed mixing perfectly, then dripping out of Billie's flooded snatch, pooling on the carpet below.

Andy pulls out and puts Billie on the desk. She scurries around, and leans her blonde head off of the desk between Andy's legs. He slaps her luscious, pink lip glossed lips with his cum glazed dick. Billie licks all over it, her tongue naughty dancing across those metal balls, and the tip piercing, then sucking the whole dick in again and slurping it even louder and wilder than before. Andy's grabs those big tits and squeezes the fuck out of them as Billie sucks him spotless. One more successful meeting for the king of Hollywood agents.

"This is gonna be one fun relationship doll." Andy grins as he pokes his hard dick against Billie's anus. She's vent over his desk again, waiting anxiously to get fucked in the ass by her sweet old agent.

"It sure is, Andy..." Billie groans pleasurably as Andy pushes in, slowly inching his fat dick up that super tight, pop superstar rump. "It most definitely is. Hahahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Billie winks and smirks up at Andy as he laughs, and starts fucking that sweet tight ass.

Andy's got a busy evening ahead of him. He's fucking Billie Eilish in the butt, then he's going on a date with Kathie Lee Gifford... and that's gonna have more butt stuffing fun. Ol' Andy can go with the best of them. And he has o problem proving it. All hail the king of agents. Andy, the sex king of Hollywood.

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