08/17/2021  My Super Sex Cruise, Bitches! Ch. 1 Episode 01 : It's Time To Cruise, Bitches! WOO-HOO! Somewhere off the coast of Malibu... "KATHIE LEE... KATHIE LEE... KATHIE LEE!!!" "HOMER... HOMER... HOMER!!!" "WOW, BABE. HOMER'S REALLY LAYING HIS DICK IN THERE." I nod with a grin. "HODA... HODA... HODA!!!" Hoda Kotb pumps her fists in the air, playing along with the extremely raucous crowd. It's loud as fuck, and I'm loving it. "SUCK THOSE NUTS... SUCK THOSE NUTS... SUCK THOSE NUTS!!!" Kim and I laugh at that one. "D'OH... D'OH... D'OH!!!" Gotta love the crowd. Homer grabs the mic. "WOO-HOO, BITCHES!!!" He throws his fist up in the air, much like he's throwing his huge yellow cock up Kathie Lee Gifford's world famous ass. Hoda sloppily sucking his huge nuts while he does. It's party time on the, It's My Super Sex Cruise, Bitches! Cruise ship. Homer Simpson... yep... Homer freaking Simpson... laying on the deck by the pool, Kathie Lee Gifford on top of him, reverse cowgirl, taking 12 inches of fat yellow dick straight up her candy ass!... And lovin' it. "FUCK MY ASS, YOU BIG DICKED YELLOW BASTARD!!! GOD!!! FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSS!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kathie Lee's enjoyment increasing by the second. She's squirted three times already, splashing Hoda's sweet smiling, caramel face so much, she's wearing a milky white pussy jizz face mask. It's still dripping all over the deck. Hoda's slurping away on those fat yellow nuts, laying on her stomach in front of Homer and Kathie Lee. Fans surrounding them, very loudly and wildly cheering them on, flashing dicks and titties, shooting Duff beer... Homer's preferred brand... all over all three as they ass fuck the day away on the cruise ship. Kathie Lee's bare titties are soaked with beer. Kim walks over and squats beside her, licking them clean as more beer shoots in their direction. The fans erupt even more at the sight of Kim Kardashian licking Kathie Lee Gifford's gorgeous, beer soaked rack as she gets ass plowed by the king of animated comedy. Everything's being filmed for the My World super site. We're filming the whole cruise for it. Camera peeps all over the ship. Homer grabs the mic again. He's grunting big time. "WHEW! I'M CUMMING, YOU NASTY, BITCHES! WOO-HOO!... D'OH!" Homer drops the mic when he bangs his big yellow head on the deck. "CUM... CUM... CUM... CUM, YOU FREAKY YELLOW, BITCH!!!" Another laugh from me. Great crowd. Homer starts jizzing up Kathie Lee's ravaged rump, then Hoda pulls it out of there, yellow sperm flying everywhere. Like an animated comedy firehouse let loose. Hoda frantically sucks it in, so eagerly sucking down the rest of Homer's mighty yellow load. He lays his head back on the deck, tongue hanging out of his open mouth, drool racing down his tongue. He's exhausted. Hoda bobs on that huge yellow cock while Kim and Kathie Lee kiss, shaking the beer from Kathie Lee's tits. Kim gropes those wet jugs while they kiss... and Homer just falls asleep. Someone pours a Duff beer on Homer and he wakes up. "MORE DUFFBEER FOR EVERYONE! IT'S THE BEST BEER ON EARTH!" Homer's a spokesman I think. Someone tosses him a Duff beer and he pops it open, drinking away. "Ahhhhhhhh! Beer... the cause of... and the solution to... all of life's problems. WOO-HOO!!!" Homer holds his Duff beer up in the air. The crowd goes crazy, raucously cheering and chanting his name again. We're off to a rousing start so far. The crowd disperses. Some head to the pool. Some to the bar. Some to the concert hall for my sister Billie's (Billie Eilish) evening performance. Some down to the lower decks to go shopping or go bead collecting and fuck or flash some titties or dicks in any number of places... Mardi Gras Madness week on the boat. Most beads at the end of the week contest in effect. Winner gets 100 grand. My sugar mama/girlfriend Kathie Lee Gifford walks over, wiping herself off with a towel. "Hey there, stud." Some fans walk by and toss Kathie Lee some beads, cheering her on. She shakes her titties for 'em. "Hey, gorgeous. Great fuck." "Thanks, doll. I do enjoy big dicks... yellow or not." Kathie Lee winks at me all naughty as she cleans herself. "And I enjoy you, love. Awesome body. Awesome rack." I check my bitch out. Still gorgeous, even at 68. "Well thank you, stud. C'mon... let's go find someplace quiet." Kathie Lee grabs my hand and leads the way, tossing the towel to a worker. A nice kinky souvenir. While my chick and I go get all relaxed someplace chill, my mom Kelly (Kelly Madison) is walking through the top deck indoor bar making sure everyone's fun is continuing. "Hey there. Is everyone having a good time?" Mom asks some patrons sitting at the bar. These ones have clothes on. "Sure." "Yeah, absolutely." "Oh my God, yes. I've gotten fucked three times already. That's more sex than I've had the rest of the year." A 50 plus housewive type blurts out, raising her mimosa to the rest of the bar for a cheers. Mom laughs as everyone taps glasses and chants, "LET'S FUCK... LET'S FUCK..." "Hey, doll. I've got a buttload of beads and let me see............ $400. Show your tits and they're yours." Some pretty drunk middle aged dude tells mom, showing her the money. The beads in his lap. Mom grins. She's the boss on this cruise, but she's also got a naughty side to her... and she wouldn't mind getting her perfect hands on that 100K. She unbuttons her white business suit jacket and pulls up her black silk blouse, pulling her black satin bra off of her 34FFs... and flashes the dude. The greatest tits ever right there on full display for him to drool over. Super sexy grin thrown in. His eyes almost pop outta his bobbing head. Dude may be almost drunk, but he can still tell absolutely perfect hooters when he sees them. He reaches out to grab them, but falls off of his stool to the floor, all groggy and liquored up. Mama chuckles as the rest of the bar chants, "THANK YOU." She puts those insanely beautiful beauties away and grabs the dude's cash which he's still holding up in his fist. She also grabs the beads, leans over and smirks at the groggy dude too. "Thanks. Nice doing business with you." She grins, then walks away. The bar patrons applauding her as she leaves. In a quiet elevator... "YES!!! OH MY GOD!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!" Kathie Lee grips the walls of the elevator like her legs are gripping my waist. I'm thrusting up into her, my cock so hard and so excited, thumping away inside that smooth honey hole as I fuck my woman, banging her against the elevator wall every single mighty thrust up into her pussy. We kiss, tongues fucking wildly, spit flowing freely, her gorgeous cans rubbing all up on my chest. Fellow passengers come on to the elevator and watch us as we go from floor to floor, cheering us on, taking pics and filming us fucking. A couple of horny dudes grope Kathie Lee's beautiful, sweaty body while I feverishly ram up into her mature twat, my cock raging hard and getting close to blast off. I just grin. Public sex with my bitch. She loves it. I love it... We all love it. The, "CUM CUM CUM CUM!" Chants ring out in the elevator. Kathie Lee squirts all over my thumping rod, super soaking it silly with all that honey sweet pussy milk as stranger's hands grope her tits, my cock furiously fucking her non stop as fast as I can. We kiss again so passionately as I finally shoot my mighty wad of jizz milk, pumping it full force up Kathie Lee Gifford's quaking pussy. A raucous cheer erupting in the elevator when I cum. Kathie Lee and I laugh, smiling and lip licking heatedly. I kiss my woman nice and deep, so turned on by her and by our appreciative crowd. Kathie Lee sucks off my tongue perfectly, completely draining the saliva from it like she does the cum and piss from my cock. She very lustfully drops to her knees, such a slutty smirk on her lips, devouring my cum glazed meat with intensely lusty cum drinking desire. That tongue swiping across my rod as she sucks me deep, bobbing her head on my fat dick, swinging her head around wildly as she does. Those gorgeous eyes locked on mine, a very horny sparkle gleaming from them right up at me. I just lean against the elevator back wall and grin while my beautiful bitch gleefully sucks me totally dry. I'm marrying this mature slut asap. Might knock her up too. 68 years old or not. Fuck biology. I'll get her sexy ass pregnant. I got the super sperm shake that make the ladies quake. Knockin' bitches up, yeah... that's what's up. Boo yah! The top deck pool is all crazy. A nude volleyball tourney underway. Winning team gets 25K. We've got an indoor pool on one of the lower decks, but that's usually reserved for some sorta secret sex parties. The top deck one is massive. Onlookers drinking and cheering on all the nude, horny players. Dancing everywhere. Peeps fucking and sucking, pissing all over each other. Plenty of beads exchanging hands left and right. It's gonna be a close competition for the 100K, looks like. Players fucking around in the pool while they play. Always gotta make time to squeeze some titties and ass and pussy, volleyball tourney or not. Dick stroking too. Fun for everyone. Awesome cruise so far. Kim's in her office, looking over the itinerary for the evening. Things are going smoothly so far. I head over to the medical center to say hey to my half sister Tina. She's a nurse. Big titty, real sexy one. "Mitch... is the liquor holding up so far?" "Ummm... yes, Kim. The bar manager's saying it's all selling well, and the stock is fine. No shortage foreseen, yet." "Good. Things are looking real nice so far. James and Kelly will be so happy." "Kim?" "Yes, Mitch?" "Ummm...." "What is it, Mitch?" "Ummm..." "Hehehe. Don't be so nervous. You can ask me anything." Kim giggles at the shyness level of poor Mitch. He's my mom's assistant, but he also helps out Kim too. "I probably shouldn't." Kim puts the schedule down and sits in her desk chair, looking over at the fat and nerdy young assistant in the very loud Hawaiian shirt, with a very intrigued grin. "Well... Go ahead. I'm a pretty open person. Hehe." She lightly, and so seductively, chews on the end of her pen as she notices Mitch getting more nervous by the second. Dude's pretty freaking shy. "Well... I ummm... I mean... I..." "Just spit it out, Mitch. It's fine." Kim tries to ease his fears. She rocks in the chair, now even more intrigued by his potential request. "Ummm... is there any chance you could... Ummm..." Dude is extra nervous. He can barely look at my wife... and she's very, very easy to look at. "Mitch... relax. It's fine. Just ask." Kim gives him a very comforting smile. He nervously grins back. "Could you possibly flash me? I mean... I'll give you my beads." Mitch points at the beads around his neck. Everybody on the ship is wearing them, or carrying them around. Gotta be prepared at all times. Ha. Kim giggles. She stands up and walks around her desk, sitting on the front of it. She's smiling and giggling at the fat, shy redhead's request. "Sure. Why were you so nervous to ask me. I'd love to flash you, Mitch." Kim pulls her bikini top away from her amazingly gorgeous, firm breasts. DD beauties so perky and smooth. Mitch gawks real hard at them, mouth wide open and all. Kim laughs. She shakes them for him and motions for him to come over. Mitch walks to her, his eyes so intensely glued to those DD Kardashian jugs. Kim grabs his hands and places them on her breasts. "There. You get a free feel too. Hehehe." She sits there smiling, letting Mitch fondle her tits as much as he wants. He cups and squeezes Kim's breasts, almost scared to, but he plays with them while he stares a hole through them... absolutely wowed by their perfection. Mitch licks his lips at those eye popping hooters... then almost faints when Kim pulls her white thong away from her pussy, and flashes that to him as well. She giggles playfully, knowing full well how much she's turning shy Mitch on. Kim even grabs one of Mitch's hands from her breasts and places it on her truly spectacular pussy. A very thin, dark landing strip topping it. Mitch swallows hard, breathing heavy as well. Kim rubs his face to calm him, but that only speeds up his breathing even more. "Relax, Mitch. OK?" Kim grins very sweet and comforting at him. He nods, and slows his breathing a little. Kim rubs Mitch's hand on her pussy while his other one plays with her big firm tit. She coos happily, blowing Mitch a real sexy kiss. He just grins, sweating and fiercely staring away. Kim reaches over and rubs his bulge. It's real thick, making her coo even more. "Such a nice cock, Mitch." "Ummm... Thanks." "Hehehe. So nice. Mmmmmmmm." Kim rubs the bulge while Mitch nervously, but very, very happily, gropes her body. "You know... I haven't really gotten any beads yet. I've been too busy to get them. Hmmmm... that 100 grand sounds really nice to me. Hmmmmmm.... But, I'm gonna need a lot of beads to win that. Hehe. How can I get so many? Hmmmmmm." Kim mischievously smirks at Mitch. She gently pushes him away from her, looks right into his nervously grinning, sweaty face, running her hands down his chest. Then... she drops to her knees, rubbing his bulge some more, licking her extra creamy brown lips up at him as she rubs that hefty bulge while Mitch so excitedly glares down at her. She unzips his cargo shorts and pulls out his six and a half inch, very fat cock. It's so hard it jumps right in front of Kim's very turned on, extremely sexy smiling face. "Mmmmmmm. Yummy." Kim licks the tip. She softly kisses it, smiling and giggling at Mitch as he sweats, then she opens up and sucks it in. Those super succulent brown lipstick covered lips glide so smoothly down that entire meaty rod. Mitch growls with delight. That makes Kim giggle again. She rubs his balls so soft as she sucks him off, bobbing slowly on that thick meat pipe, cooing blissfully as she does. Kim deepthroats the whole fat sausage down her throat time after time as Mitch stands there trembling, groaning, his hand on Kim's head. Kim makes sure to lick all around the fat meat stick as she sucks it, gently tugging on his meaty balls as well. "OH GOD!" Mitch grunts. Kim smiling as she feels the rush of gooey sperm shoot into her mouth. She smiles around Mitch's cock, still tugging on his balls as she rubs them. She drinks his thick cream, cooing happily as she goes, then deepthroats him again, letting Mitch shoot the rest right down her cum guzzling gullet. The rest is a lot. Mitch keeps cumming, his hand resting atop Kim's perfect head. She licks his balls as his deepthroated cock continues spewing sperm down her throat. Mitch grunting, open mouthed, his big belly rubbing on Kim's forehead. "Mmmmmmmm. So yummy, Mitch. Yum yum. Hehe." Kim softly sucks Mitch dry, draining his dick and balls of any and all sperm in there. "Oh... sorry." Mitch gets embarrassed when a few drops of piss dribble out of his cock and into Kim's mouth. She giggles around his fat cock and keeps sucking. She coos blissfully, really playing it up for dear ol' Mitch. He's a real nice guy and a real hard worker so Kim's trying to make his first cruise experience a very, very memorable one. She reaches around his huge waist and squeezes his ass as she sucks Mitch clean. "Mmmmmmm. Nice ass. Hehehe." Kim giggles around that soft, but still thick meat in her mouth. "Thanks." Mitch shyly grins. Dude needs to loosen up. Hopefully Kim and my mom together can help the poor guy along that path. Were off and ready to rumble on the high seas. Stay tuned for episode 02... cumming all over you soon. I'm kinda full. I've been eating my sister's pussy through three really big orgasms. So much pussy cream. I've drank it all, sucking so ravenously on that neatly trimmed, brown haired twat, my tongue spastically darting around inside it, lapping away at every inch of slick pink folds it comes across. My tongue's got a thick sheen of pussy nut on it and it tastes fabulous. My sis has some of the tastiest pussy jizz ever. I revel in it, smiling so wide with my face jammed all up in her sweet smelling coochie. Tina smiling back, giggling at me while she plays with my hair and rubs my sexually delighted face even more in that delicious snatch. Were fooling around in an empty room. Nice comfy hospital bed. Tina's scrubs laying on the floor beside us. Her 36Ds hanging iver the op of her white and blue sports bra. I move up her curvy body and kiss her, letting Tina taste herself. She moans happily, sucking my tongue free of any and all of her juices on it. I lick down to those gorgeous melons, kissing them, then emphatically sucking half of each, super smooth tit in my mouth, one at a time. God... I love those tits. There's just something about Tina's tits. I absolutely crave sucking on them. I eagerly devour each tit, one at a time, for twenty minutes straight. She writhes contently on the bed, playing with my hair as I suck as hard as I can on as much of each tit as I can the whole awesome time. Big titty bliss, baby. Down on the first level... "WHAT'S YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM, IDIOT?? "What??? I'm just trying to keep the passengers happy." "HAPPY??? UGH!!!!" My girl Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings) storms off from the front desk. My buddy Spence (The King Of Queens) can have that affect on peeps from time to time. Max is mad at him cause he was running around jerking off and pissing on some passengers... he's sorta drunk. I mean, it is a sex cruise. And it's supposed to be kinky as fuck, so I can't really get too mad at him myself. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Family Ties Fantasy Incest bondage story... Not real.. But real filthy "You better not do that, bitch! I'm your mother!" "Yeah, mom. You're my bitch too. Hahaha." "No you don't!" Mom tries to "Stop" the inevitable. "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" My mom Beth tries to wiggle free from her restraints. I've got the huge titty bitch handcuffed... her own pink furry handcuffs too... behind her back. Her ankles chained to the floor. We're in my basement. My dungeon. Oh yeah... my dungeon. I yank mom's long, wavy blonde hair and grind on her big ass. Those skin tight white jeans making her badonkadonk look extra fucking delicious too. "Stop it, asshole!" She jerks and flails around wildly, "Desperately" trying to free herself... No luck, bitch. I yank my mom's 38F breasts out of her pink and white sports bra, letting them hang over it. Those gorgeous fucking, awesome fucking, huge fucking jugs!! FUCK!! SHE'S GOT AWESOME TITS!! I slap them silly, harder and harder each slap! Mom's loud and "Angry" growls spurring me on. Fucking sexy bitch! I bite my mom's neck, sucking hard on it as my hands roughly molest those amazing fucking jugs! I yank hard on those huge pink nips, shaking them brutally hard, non stop for over a minute. "FUCK!! DAMNNNNNNNNNN!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Moms desperately trying to hold in her intense delight from my vicious nipple shaking. I'm pinching them so fucking hard as I pull them out as far as they can possibly go, and shake them so insanely hard and fast. My wrists hurting from the incredible force of the shaking. But, I keep on shaking them... even harder and faster. My pained grin even more intense than mom's faux angry growls and scowls. We both know she definitely loves every fucking second of it. "Bend over bitch!" I push my mom down to the black metal bench. Her massive jugs smashed into them. I pull her ass out and slap it really hard. She spits back at me, still wiggling her arms around behind her back, trying to get loose from her own handcuffs. They may look all girlie and playful, but they're real cuffs... and she ain't breaking outta them. Haha. I quickly yank down her tight jeans and pink thong, squatting down behind her, slapping that thick ass again. The milky white skin of her butt cheeks starting to turn red from my heavy slaps. I slap them both again... for the hell of it. She grimaces, and tries to kick back at me like a horse or something, but no luck. The chains around her ankles are too short for that. I lick her labia. Yep... it's dripping wet. Haha. She loves it. Mom also pisses right in my face, smirking over her shoulder at me. "Piss on you, asshole!" Mom laughs, all proud of herself and cocky. I grab her rock hard clit though... and pinch it really fucking hard, smirking mightily as I do. Mom screams out in pain... mixed with pleasure. I mockingly grin, snickering on top of it. I also lick up her piss that's dripping from mom's pounding labia, sucking her droopy lips dry. Biting them too, which makes her scream again in pained pleasure. I slap her big ass one more time for the fun of it, and stand up, frantically undoing my jeans and dropping them, my fourteen inch dick exploding from them, bouncing up and down furiously. I just JAM IT UP HER CUNT ALL THE FUCKING WAY!! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Mom cries out at my surprise/very forceful entry. Her blonde milf pussy trembling mightily all over my massive invading manmeat. "Take it, whore!" I grab her long hair and pull. DRILLING MY THROBBING ROD UP THAT INSTANTLY CUMMING CUNT AT FULL SPEED AND FULL FUCKING PUSSY RAPING FORCE! I take my mother's cunt! It's mine! All mine! My cock plowing up that tight honey hole so damn hard, my thighs ache from the intensity of smacking against her ass so forcefully. "YOU FUCKING, BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! HOLY FUCK!! GOD DAMN IT!! FUCK!!" Mom throws her head around when I let loose of her hair. It flies around wildly, her massive hanging jugs flopping uncontrollably under her. "TAKE THAT... YOU... FUCKING... BITCH!! UH! UH! UH!" One deep slam up her cream pouring twat after the other! I spread those big cheeks and lean over, spitting onto her anus. Yeah... she knows what's coming. "YOU BETTER NOT SHOVE THAT FUCKING THING UP MY FUCKING ASS, YOU BASTARD! UHHHHHH!!" Mom's eyes betraying her fake anger. They sparkle at the mere thought of being anally "Raped" by her big dicked son. They roll back in her head right as I pull out of her pussy. She closes her eyes and waits for what's next... I rub my spit into her anus and press my huge mushroom crown against it. I push through, slowly inching up that not exactly virgin ass. She gasps with a faux angry, but very happy smirk. Mom opens her eyes, scowling at me, then licks her tongue out at me, sucking me deeper into her big beautiful ass herself. I grab her hair again, and pull hard on it, fucking her ass faster. She groans and growls, faking anger again, but really loving it so very much. Mom squirts all over me, so violently. Her battered pussy shooting out that pussy pie milk with intense power and fiery delight. I ass bang my bbw mom for thirty glorious minutes. By the end, her ass and my thighs are red from the brutal force of my ass "Rape." Her wrists are red from the handcuffs, her arms sweating profusely from all of the fake struggling to get loose. I finally cum in my mom's thick ass, pushing her down into the bench, me on top of her as I paint her battered bowels with all of my thick gooey nut. FUCK! IT FEELS AMAZING PUMPING INTO MY MOM'S ASS! AHHHHHH! I just lay on her and growl. Grinning so cocky, but happy. Mom's gorgeous bbw body trembling against mine. She's moaning into the bench, hugging it tight with a very, very happy smile. "God, that was great. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Thank you, baby. Mama loves you so much. Mmmmmmmmmmmm." She smiles so contently, my cum still shooting into her butt. I feverishly kiss and lick all over my beautiful mother's face, so fucking in love with her. My hands groping those giant, smashed jugs. They're pushed into the bench, but I roughly squeeze as much of them as I can. Fucking awesome fucking fuck! God damn! I love fucking my mom! Every fucking time! I stand up, unhook mom's ankles from the chains, and turn her around. Mom drops to her knees, her hands still cuffed behind her back. She opens wide, smiling so fucking happy. I let loose, pissing hard I to my mother's sexy mouth. Some splashes her face, rolling down to her 38Fs. Mom gulps as much down as she can. I piss a lot. The stream so heavy and forceful, you can hear it hitting the back of her throat clearly and you can hear every single gulp she makes, moaning loudly as she drinks my warm yellow urine with such gleeful, piss craving delight. I just grin. So in love with my mom. Loving pissing in her mouth, and loving having her as my very slutty girlfriend too. Ahhhhhhhh. So much piss. Mom keeps on drinking with a very happy smile. Such a sexy woman. So fucking sexy. Damn! What a slut! I finished by pissing on her face, making sure to drench her thick blonde hair as much as I can. I also point down to her tits and piss on them, just staring at how gorgeous they are. So huge and hefty. My oms tits are one of my greatest obsessions. I make sure to splash both rock hard, quivering nipples before I stop so piss will drip off of them. I lean down and kiss my mom, both of us smiling as I do. I reach around and unhook her cuffs as we share pissy spit and tongue suck each other silly. Mom coos so happily as we make out, rubbing her sore wrists, then reaching up and softly massaging my half hard cock and huge balls. A beautiful way to end a kinky love story. My mom loves me and she loves being used by me sexually. I love her and I love using her sexually. We're a perfect match... sexually and otherwise. Two blondes. Two kinky pervs. And one mom and one son so very much in love. It's the Family Ties that bind us, I guess. Ha. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Monica's Hard Ride Monica Gellar-Bing (Friends/Courteney Cox) doesn't ride the subway much anymore. But, she's in a hurry. Her husband Chandler is waiting on her up town. They're picking out some high end carpet for their new house they're moving into out in Westchester. Monica is usually known for her promptness. She's never late. She's a stickler for being on time. It's an obsession of hers. The problem today is Monica woke up a little horny... Real horny actually. She spent the day fucking herself with her favorite 12 inch dildo. She absolutely loves that toy. It's much bigger than her husband Chandler's cock. Anyway, Monica had to rush to catch a ride uptown to meet her hubby, and she's running late so she's in full on Monica panic mode. The subway car she's on is packed. People everywhere. Monica hurriedly squeezes in, holding onto one of the hanging straps, constantly checking her watch, very upset at herself for letting her extreme horniess get the best of her. Something that tends to happen to the dark haired beauty quite often lately. "C'mon!" She says under her breath. She's in a big hurry, but the train isn't cooperating. Things are moving rather slowly. Monica is totally surround by other passengers. They're all packed in tight. There's no where to move. "Great. I'm late, and now I'm gonna travel all the way up town like tuna in a can. Freaking subway!" She shakes her head in disgust, very impatiently waiting for the train to finally get started. People are bumping into her and it's getting rather annoying, real quick. Monica holds the strap and tries to clear her mind, ignoring all of the frenzied action around her. Her mind wanders back to earlier in the day. That humongous dildo plunging in and out of her tight little holes while she played with her breast. Both hands pleasuring her greatly. "Mmmmmmmm. That was so nice." Monica smiles, her nipples hardening immediately under her thin, tight black sweater and black satin bra. Someone bumps into her again, waking her from her very sweet dildo daze. "Damn it!" She looks around, but it's so packed, Monica can't see who bumped into her. She tries to relax again, hearing the train starting up. "Thank God." All of a sudden, right as the train starts to move, Monica feels something really hard pressing against her very firm, very beautiful ass. It doesn't feel like something metal or anything like that. "What the hell is that?" She asks herself. She can't move so she can't turn around. The car is packed tight. A real busy day on her line. Monica feels the hard object rubbing in her butt again and realizes what it is... A DICK. "WHAT THE..." She can't believe her luck. She's late enough already. And... she's got some perv trying to rub his dick all up on her. "Fucking New York!" Monica says to herself in disgust. She doesn't start yelling because the dick moves away from her butt, and there's so many people packed in the subway car that she can't tell who it is anyway. She tries relaxing again. Monica takes a deep breath and chills. Her mind immediately thinking back again to her dildo plunging so deep into her tight wet pussy. "Mmmmmmmmm." Monica smiles. Remembering the super sweet sensations from that huge rubber dick thrusting up her soaking wet snatch. Her pussy gripping it so tight. Her juices soaking it as she kept thrusting it up her hole over and over and over and....... The dick is back, rubbing on her ass. Monica's frustration from being interrupted again by the pervy subway freak behind her, getting the best of her. She starts to turn around and cuss out any and every body near her, but the train lurches, right as she starts to. It comes to a screeching halt. An announcement comes over the speaker. "Sorry folks. A slight problem with the train. We'll have it fixed shortly. We're sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you." "Damn it!" Monica's frustration level starting to boil over. Her nipples are thumping though. All of the dildo dreaming has gotten the best of her. Monica smirks happily, despite her anger with the stranger, and the train. "God... my nipples are so hard. Oh my God. They're beating." Monica bites her bottom lip, clenching the strap she's reaching up and holding, really hard. Her mind races again. That dildo slowly fucking her ass. Her tight, super firm ass. "God... it felt so good. Mmmmmmmmm." Monica tells herself as she grins so naughty. Her eyes closed, rubbing her sleek thighs together as she thinks about how full she felt with that massive fake dick shoved up her butt earlier in the day. She rubbed her pussy so fast as she fucked her ass with the dildo, her pussy quivering, her ass clenching, her body trembling from all of that intense sexual delight. "Oh my God..." Monica lowers her head, her pussy pounding as she grinds her thighs together. She doesn't even care about all of the other passengers crammed in around her anymore. Her extreme carnal lust overpowering her again... and right there on a packed subway car. Monica hates herself for letting herself get so excited in this situation, but she can't help it. She's ready to cum... The train starts back again. Monica doesn't even pay any attention to it. She just keeps on thinking about her favorite toy so pleasurably abusing her tight ass. "GOD!" Monica starts writhing around, rubbing her thighs together even faster. Her sexually heated smile so bright. Her eyes still closed. The dick comes back. It rubs on her short, tight, black mini skirt. Monica starts to turn and cuss at the perv, but doesn't. She's too into her own kinky fun. Her pussy thumping like crazy as she writhes around, her right arm stretched up, clenching that handle so damn tight. She hears a zipper being lowered, slowly, and then feels her mini skirt being pulled up. It actually excites her. "Is this fucking perv going to try and fuck me in this subway car? No WAYYYYYY...." Monica abruptly stops telling herself as she feels the thick crown of the cock pushing against her anus. It's so thick and meaty. The stranger moves her black thong aside and spits on his cock. "Oh my God!" Monica can't believe this stranger is gonna fuck her ass right here on the train, with all of these other people crammed around them... and that she actually wants him too. "What's wrong with me???" Monica asks herself in disbelief, still rubbing her thighs together, her pussy dripping wet with excitement. She's never been fucked on the subway. And no one except Chandler has fucked her ass in years. Just her trusty dildo. No other human cock. Monica moans softly, so turned on by all of the naughty thoughts racing through her mind at the moment. Her dildo banging her butt. Her pussy leaking juices down her legs right there. Some pervy stranger thinking he's gonna fuck her ass on the train. "What is happening to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????" Monica bites her bottom lip to keep from screaming when she feels that fat dick shoving past her tight rosebud, inching up her perfectly tight butt. Beyond her better judgment, Monica's gorgeous ass welcomes in the invading stranger. It grips the fat cock, pulling it in itself. It's the biggest cock that's ever been in there. It keeps going. "My God! It's so big! UHHHHHH! My God! Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Monica can't stop smiling. That huge dick keeps sliding in. Her ass just lets it roll along. It's every bit as big as her dildo. Monica just grins from ear to ear as the stranger grabs her hips and starts fucking her ass. Monica sucks on her lips to quiet herself. The intensely wonderful sensations of being ass fucked by a total stranger on the subway overpowering her better judgment of fucking said stranger on the subway... and she's married too. Even though she's definitely not thinking about Chandler at all at the moment. Just about that huge dick plunging so deep up her tight butt over and over. The man's hands run up under her tight sweater, groping Monica's heaving C cups through her smooth bra, squeezing them so rough. "God! I'm CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! YES!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!" Monica screams to herself. Sucking so hard on her lips to prevent anyone from hearing her. The stranger runs his hands under her bra, bare breast squeezing them even rougher than before. Monica's nipples so fucking hard in his hands. She squirts violently into her thong, her pussy nut soaking it, some of her cream running down her legs. The ass fucking continues past four stops. A lot of the crowd thinning out around them. The stranger banging Monica's ass faster, that huge rod emphatically racing up that tight, super firm butt non stop as Monica wildly writhes around, her body loving being used for the kinky public pleasure of a complete stranger. Monica's smile so big. So horny. Her eyes still closed. Her body being used roughly by the pervy passenger behind her. Monica moans into her mouth, sucking even harder on her ruby red lips when she feels the rush of cum pouring into her beautifully battered butt. All of that sticky stranger cum pumping into her. "Mmmmmmmmmm. So warm. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Monica coos, throwing her head around, smiling so happily as she feels the stranger's huge dick finally slide out of her ass. It felt even better in there than her dildo does. Monica takes a deep breath, gathering herself, then fixes her clothes, taking another deep breath before turning to thank the stranger....... But he's gone. There's no one behind her. Monica looks around, looking for her ass fuck buddy, but there's no one. She's the last person left on the train. "Oh my God. What did I do? I let a complete stranger fuck my ass on the subway." Monica shakes her head, snapping out of her sex crazed daze. She looks around again, wondering why she let herself be so slutty when she's going to meet her hubby. Monica all of a sudden starts to smirk. Her kinky sexual desires overtaking her again. "Fuck, Chandler. I got mine. And it was amazing." Monica grabs the handle again, waiting for the train to take off again to head to her stop, smirking wide. She realizes deep down, she's a slut... and she absolutely loves it. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  The Anal Adventures of Howard A setup story for my new series It's Always Sunny In Coochie Land... This story will tie into the new series and explain a few things about it... Peace and phenomenal phat pussy grease, my peeps... Star of this story : Howard Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory) "Thank you so much for the opportunity, James. I'm really looking forward to doing this. This is awesome." "You're welcome. I'm sending Stephanie and Becky over to help you out. They should be able to help you get some really hot footage." "Oh, cool. Thanks so much. I really appreciate that. Thank you. I'm sure they will." "Ok, dude. Good luck. Peep ya later. Peace." "Ok. Thanks again, James. Bye." Howard Wolowitz. What can you say about him? An engineer. A real pervy horndog. Short, real nerdy dude with a pension for getting slapped... for the pervy, horndog stuff. I like him though. I met him through a mutual friend, Penny (The Big Bang Theory). She's best friends with his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). Howard's gotten a little bored of his engineering career, so he wanted to try something a tad different, career wise. He came up with the idea of making a vlog about his love of anal sex. He's obsessed with it... something we've bonded over quite nicely. Howard's anal sex vlog is gonna be up on the Coochie Land super site... if it gets off the ground. I have faith in him though... kinda. As I mentioned earlier, I sent over two of my favorite and best ladies, Stephanie McMahon and Becky Lynch to help him out. Kinda help him get his video blog off the ground and running. "Oooooh. Look at these. Bernie really liked this scenario." Howard anxiously browsing his content on his computer, looking for some hot stuff he's already shot. It's a photoshoot he and Bernie did on their vacation to Maui. Howard hired a guy to take the pics for him. Supposedly a professional, but it turned out that he wasn't. Dude took Howard's money without finishing the job... and he butt fucked Bernie behind Howard's back as well. Some cool pics though. Howard butt fucking his beautiful, short blonde and busty wife with the sweet, high pitched princess voice on the balcony of their hotel room for starters. Bernie's 32Ds flopping beautifully in the breeze as her ass was ravaged by Howard's 7 and a half inch weiner. Howard's typical really goofy sex face all bright and beaming the whole time. Some more pics are Howard and Bernie at a restaurant. Bernie getting the anal pickle tickle in the ladies' bathroom as a couple of very shocked and disgusted old ladies walk by and point. Howard just waves and bows as he plows Bernie's sweet rump silly with the stall door open. Howard starts jerking off to the pictures. He's nude, except for his red cotton bathrobe. He slides it open and gets going with his kinda slender dick. Slightly pale white, veiny shaft with a bright pink helmet on top. Bernie loves his cock. She says it's the perfect size for anal sex. I guess we'll see if that's a popular opinion from now on. Just when Howard gets into the self pleasure groove, there's a knock on his door. He's alone. Bernie's at work so Howard has the house to himself. "Damn." He reluctantly gets up and heads to the door, forgetting to close his robe. "Oh, hey, Stephanie... Becky. It's nice to see you. Thanks for coming over." "Well hello, Howard. Hello to your little friend as well." Steph points to Howard's exposed penis. Becky laughs. "Oh! Sorry." Howard quickly closes his robe as the ladies enter. "His friend doesn't look too little, to be honest." Becky snickers, her thick Irish accent so intoxicatingly sexy. "Yeah... he does look pretty nice." Steph adds. "Gee... thank you, ladies." Howard appreciatively nods. Howard gets the ladies some tea and they sit in the living room and talk about how Steph and Becky can help him get his vlog going. They throw some ideas around, but end up on the same stumbling block each time. "Well... who's he gonna butt fuck? He needs to get some arse if he's gonna build up the blog." Becky tells Steph. She agrees. But, they can't think of anyone that would wanna let Howard bang their booty... at least right off hand. "Well... I mean... how about... maybe... you ladies? Possibly?" Howard suggests, leaning back in his chair with a horny grin and a sorta cock sure attitude. Becky and Steph look at each other for a minute......... Then they burst out into raucous laughter. Kinda destroying Howard's sorta cock sure attitude for sure. He shakes his head with disappointment at the ladies emphatic denial of said idea. Finally Steph and Becky stop laughing. Steph sees how frustrated and disappointed Howard is. She also remembers that she promised to help him for me. "Calm down, Howard. We're just messing with you. Becky... come here." Steph motions for Becky to come to her. Becky gets up and stops in front of Stephanie. My dear wife points Becky awesomely beautiful rump, displayed perfectly in her black and green camo design spandex pants. Steph smacks Becky's rump, letting Howard watch it jiggle after she does. Becky's got such a beautiful ass. It's the main reason I love fucking her so much. Howard's eyes are super glued on that jiggling Irish rump as Steph smacks it a couple more times for Howard's viewing pleasure. "You like that, don't you, you little perv?" Steph smirks. "Oh yeah. I love it." Howard manages to say. His friend in between his legs poking through the robe, getting a real good look for himself. Steph laughs when she sees it. Becky shakes her ass for Howard, playing along with her boss. "Do you have a camera?" Steph asks Howard. He doesn't answer. He's too focused on Becky's divine Irish rump in those skin tight spandex pants. "Howard??" Steph calls out to him. "Huh. Oh... yeah. I have one." "Good. Go get it. We're gonna have some fun." Steph says in her sexiest voice. She smirks at Becky, who returns the favor, then means down and tongue kisses her boss. Steph squeezes Becky's very firm, but still jiggly ass as they kiss and wait for..... He's back already.... Howard. Howard make the quickest trip ever to get a camera. He was so excited, he ran so fast up the stairs to his bedroom to get the camera that he tripped and almost fell all the way back down the stairs. "HERE IT IS!" Howard stands there by the couch, robe wide open, the biggest and most excited grin ever on his face. "Good boy. You two have some freaky fun while I film it. I think Howard would like that. Don't you, Becky?" Steph leans back in her chair, smiling so seductively, camera in hand. "Hahaha! I'm sure he would. Ha!" Becky laughs as Howard throws his robe out of the living room, his dick so hard and bouncing as he stands there ready for action. He's rubbing his hands together excitedly, with a shit eating grin from ear to ear. Becky sits on the couch, sucking on Howard's rock hard weiner, squeezing his ass as she sucks. She looks up at him, laughing around his cock as Howard's groans intensify. His goofy smile getting goofier by the split second. Becky takes off her black leather jacked and unzips her black and green camo spandex top, removing it too. No bra. Her C cups dribbling milk. Becky just had a baby so the milk's still flowing. Howard almost loses it at the sight of those amazing tits and the milk dripping from those bright pink nipples. His dick throbs hard in Becky's mouth as she slurps it all messy, her spit hanging from her mouth to the carpet. "Make him cum in your mouth, baby. I want his stamina at its peak for the butt sex fun." Steph tells Becky, who gives Steph a thumbs up as she sucks even faster. Her red hair thrown around as she bobs wildly on that constantly throbbing pale/pink rod. "Oh God!" Howard holds Becky's head, grunting hard as he looks over at Steph. She blows him a sexy kiss while she films, snickering all sexy as she unbuttons her white silk blouse. Howard definitely loses it now. He shoves his hips forward as he cums. Becky squeezes his ass nice and hard as the first blast of thick, rich cum blasts the roof of her mouth and her tonsils. "Damn... this is delicious." Becky tells herself after she very happily and enthusiastically gulps it down. Several thick globs of goo pumping into her mouth as Howard gleefully growls. She drinks it all. Becky deepthroats Howard's slender dick and takes the last of his creamy load right down her throat. "GOOD GOD!" Howard can't believe how good it feels. And the idea of cumming down the throat of such a beautiful woman that he's drooled over and fantasized about on TV so many times is an extra special sensation all on it's own. "My God, Steph. You gotta try this..." Becky sucks Howard totally clean, loudly plopping her lips off of his spent cock after she finishes. "... His cum is fucking delicious." Becky licks the last drop of goo off of the tip of Howard's very pink helmet, and emphatically smacks her lips after she gulps it down. Steph gets up and Lena's over to Becky, pulling her head back and kissing her. Tons of deep tongue action and all. "Hmmm... Very nice, Howard. Play your cards right and I may drink it straight from the tap myself." Steph winks at him, all seductive and naughty. Howard's grin is at an all time pervy/happy level high. He grabs Becky's head and shoves his half hard dick back in her mouth. Becky definitely doesn't protest. She feverishly sucks away on it, liking Howard's take charge approach. Howard even reaches over and squeezes Steph's huge left titty in her white satin bra, surprising her. "Look at you. Mr take charge." Steph snickers. She let's Howard cop a feel as she films Becky sucking him hard again. The afternoon progresses very nicely. Howard spends several minutes sucking on Becky's milk dribbling tits, very happily drinking it all down as Becky jerks his rod. Steph filming it all with a naughty smirk, reaching under her tight, white leather miniskirt to rub her bare pussy as she films. Becky lays back on the couch as Howard eats her absolutely gorgeous, red haired landing stip topped Irish snatch, sucking on it as well as tongue fucking it while he strokes his cock on his knees in front of Becky. "Mmmmmmm. Do it, bitch! Make me cum! Now!!" Becky slaps Howard's face... a little harder than he expected. He keeps on sucking and fucking that super sweet snatch, his face buried deep up in there. Becky's juices smeared all over his goofy grinning mug. Howard does indeed make Becky cum. She violently rubs her pussy all over Howard's mouth as she cums, her milky fluid flooding Howard's furiously sucking mouth. "Yeahhhh! Good, bitch! Becky slaps Howard's face again, this time just playfully. She roughly pulls his hair as she keeps on rubbing her cumming cunt all over that nerdy smiling face. Howard gets on the sofa with Becky, rubbing some lube on his rock hard dick, and on Becky's winking Irish lass kicker rosebud. She puts her kegs on his shoulders and coos happily as Howard presses his hard helmet against her anus. Steph zooms in close as Howard's twitching dick pops through Becky's tight anal ring. They both moan with anal pleasure tinged delight as Howard's cock inches it's way up that nice and snug Irish rump. Becky's ass is a superstar. All on its own. Pound for pound, as gorgeous as any ass ever. I'm thinking about marrying her just for her ass. She's already married, but that's just a legal technicality... at least as far as I'm concerned. (Happy, horny grin) Howard fucks Becky's ass on the sofa for awhile. She squeezes her breasts, tweaking her puffy pink gum drop nipples to keep the milk dribbling out. Steph captures it all, even sitting on Becky's face as Becky's eats her pussy. They end up with Becky riding Howard's ridiculously hard dick, reverse cowgirl, on the sofa. Becky's very enthusiastically bouncing on it, slamming her very beautiful, very bouncy butt down onto Howard's crotch, swinging her long red haired head side to side and frantically cussing with delight, all happy and horned up. She's really, really into it. Maybe Bernie was right. Howard's dick may be the perfect size for ass fucking after all. Howard's just riding it all out, huge goofy grin and all. He's looking to the side, mouth open and drooling. Dude's so happy. His totally enjoyment of it all should make for a real good scene. "Eat my pussy, baby." Steph grabs Becky's red hair and pulls her head to her dripping wet pussy. Steph's been furiously rubbing it non stop since she got off of Becky's mouth. Becky happily obliges, smiling wide as she dives into that very premium McMahon snatch. She sucks up all of Steph's delicious juices, sucking her dripping labia so freaking hard as she bounces away on Howard's hard dick. "Oh fuck!!!" Steph holds Becky's head tight to her shaved bare pussy as she cums, squirting hard into Becky's feverishly sucking mouth, Becky's tongue darting all across Steph's pulsating pink folds, blissfully lapping up all of her milky, creamy goodness. "Take it all, baby. Mmm, yeahhh... Oh oh!" Howard blurts out as he jerks his cock on Becky's outstretched tongue. He's straddling her chest, his dick pouring precum all over Becky's tongue as she licks his bright pink crown. He starts cumming. Steph zooms in, making Howard keep his dick on Becky's tongue instead of shoving it in her mouth so we all can see the cum shooting in there. Great decision. One sperm blast after the other pumps right into Becky's open mouth. You can clearly see the gooey cream shoot in there, being quickly gulped down by a very happy Becky Lynch. When Howard finishes shooting his vlog star wad into Becky's mouth, she wraps these luscious, gorgeous lips around that pale/pink shaft and furiously sucks it clean, not stopping til Howard's dick and balls are totally and completely drained. Howard leans over and motorboats Steph's huge heaving jugs through her white satin bra, very enthusiastically licking and kissing all over her extra luscious tits... and her super smooth bra. Steph laughs and shakes her head, then pushes Howard's head away. "Ok, stud... That's enough." "I couldn't help myself. You've got such gorgeous breasts, Stephanie." Howard mischievously bounces his eyebrows at my wife. She just laughs and shakes her head again. "Wow... you've got a real nice ass, Howard." Steph checks out our star's very supple butt. She slaps and squeezes it real nice, to Howard's very happy delight. "Thanks." He grins all sexually pleasured and proud of his butt. He also leans in and motorboats Steph's awesome jugs through her white satin bra. She laughs and shakes her head, then pulls his head away. "Ok, big boy. That's enough." "You ladies ready for round three?" Howie give Steph and Becky his best cool, calm stud look. He stretches his arms above his head, then puts his hands on his skinny hips. "I think that's enough for today, big boy. Maybe some other time. We don't wanna wear you out already." Steph smirks at Howard. "I'll take this footage back to James and see what he thinks about it." She pats Howard's face and helps Becky up. Becky slaps Howard's face... playfully... then kisses him, real rough, pulling on his bottom lip with her teeth. She gives him a boss bitch smirk, then she and Steph get dressed and leave. They do wave to Howard on the way out. Howard flops back on his couch, worn out, but so freaking happy. Looks like his vlog is getting off to a hella great start. Later in the evening... "I saw the footage, Howard. It turned out real well. I'm gonna get Merv to edit it. I want you to come over and do some voice over for it too before we put it up on the site. Kinda like a narration of everything by you." "Ok. Thanks, James. I'll do that. I can probably make it over there tommorow. Bernie's working late tonight, so I was gonna go pick her up at work and take her out to dinner." "That's fine. No rush. See ya then." "Ok. And James... Thanks again. I really appreciate you helping me do this. You're so awesome. Thank you so much." "You got it. Becky said you were good, and that your cum was really good so I'm gonna put you in our movies too... If your up for it." "Oh my God, yes. I'm definitely up for it. Thank you so much. I'd love that. Thank you." "Ok, dude. See ya later." "You got it. See you tomorrow, James. Bye." Howard hangs up. He's so freaking ecstatic. Not only does he get to do his anal sex blog, he's also gonna be Coochie Land's newest porn stud. He smacks his hands together, and pumps his tiny gusts in the air. Dude's super excited about his future. The doorbell rings again though. Howard strolls happily to the front door, his robe closed this time. "Well hello there, beautiful." Howard greets Penny. He leans against the side of the door and gives Penny his best charming grin. He comes across as slightly weird and kinda creepy instead. "Yeah... hi. Is Bernie here?" "No. She's working late. Why?" "I wanted to ask her something. It's important and I really need to talk to her, but she's not answering her phone. I thought she might be here with you... doing something." Penny shakes her head at the idea of Howard and her best friend bumping uglies. "Nope, sorry. We did something before work though." Howard lays on the skeezy charm. Penny rolls her eyes at that though. "You can wait here. I'm going to pick her up when she gets off so I can take you with me then." "I don't know..." "C'mon. We can chill with some wine til it's time to leave. You look like you could use a drink anyway." Howard notices how sweaty Penny is. She just came from her yoga workout so she decked out in her pink yoga pants and sports bra. "Uhhh. I could use a drink. Leonard's being a pain again. OK. But no funny business." Penny points at Howard, then walks in as Howard motions for her too. He nods as well to calm her fears. Howard goes to get some wine while Penny waits. She happens to walk into the side room where Howard was checking out his vacation pic with Bernie. The computer is still on so Penny browses the pics herself. "Oh my God." Penny laughs, covering her mouth so Howard won't hear her. She doesn't notice when Howard walks up behind her. "Here ya go, my lady." Howard startles Penny. He hands her a glass of white wine, still wearing out that skeezy perv grin. "Thanks." "You're welcome. I noticed you checking out my pics with Bernie. See anything you like? They're for my new anal adventures vlog. James is helping me with it." Howard's all proud of himself. "No wayyyyy. An anal sex vlog? You?? No way. And James helping you??? Definitely, no way." Penny walks into the living room and plops down on the couch. Howard follows her, sitting down beside her. Penny scoots over a little to create a little more space between them. "Oh yeah. As a matter of fact... He sent Stephanie McMahon and Becky Lynch over earlier to help me with it personally. We even filmed some footage and James watched it and said he liked it. He even said he's going to put me in his movies. So I'm now a full fledged porn stud." Howard sips his wine, relaxing on the couch, so totally full of himself. Penny looks in disbelief at him... and spits our her wine as she laughs. Hard. She keeps laughing. Howard just let's her laugh. After a minute or so of intense laughter on Penny's part, she realizes Howard's not joking. She definitely realizes that when Howard shows her some pics on his phone that he took of him fucking Becky earlier. He doesn't even look at Penny. He just hands her the phone. He sips some more wine and yawns, very, very proud of himself. "HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER! You actually fucked Becky Lynch??? How??? Why??? What the freak is going on???" Penny is stunned. She can't believe her eyes. She downs the rest of the glass of wine and quickly pours herself another one, then chugs the bottle. "AYEEEE!!!" Penny realizes that wasn't a great idea. She makes a grossed out, yuck face. Too much wine at one time for the blonde beauty. "Well... congrats, Howard. I don't know how the hell you did it... but you did, apparantly. Unless you photoshopped this. You did, didn't you, you creepy perv???" Penny looks all mad at Howard, who just nods no, still grinning. "Nope. You can call James and ask him for yourself." Howard points to his phone. Penny just shakes her head in total disbelief... and sips some more wine. Howard tell her all about earlier, explaining about me liking his vlog idea and helping him with it. Penny listens and keeps shaking her head... and keeps drinking wine. "Well, I was wrong. I apologize, Howard. You're now a porn stud, I guess." Penny has to laugh again at that. She looks over and sees Howard's friend peeking through his bathrobe. She's impressed by it's length. Her boyfriend Leonard's dick is only about six inches long. She saw his roommate Sheldon's cock once when he passed out drunk in their living room. It was like 9 inches long. Penny took a pic of it but didn't tell Leonard about it. She's got it saved on her phone. "Nice cock." Penny pauses, mid sip. She can't believe she just complimented Howard's dick. "Well, thank you, Penny. You're looking very ravishing today yourself." Howard tries the normal charm. "Thanks. Leonard never notices anymore. He's so busy with his stupid project at work. I hardly ever see him." "Well...he's an idiot then. He's got an amazingly beautiful woman like you as a girlfriend. He should be buying you flowers and telling you how beautiful you are all the time. You're a goddess, Penny. The most beautiful woman I've ever seen.... Please don't tell Bernie I said that." Howard's normal human being charm is working really well for him. Penny actually smiles at him, totally caught off guard by his sweet compliments and actual, real person behavior. "That's so sweet, Howard. Thank you so much. Don't worry... I won't tell Bernie." Penny giggles, sipping some more wine. She's feeling pretty darn good herself. She and Howard share a sweet moment. It's the first Penny has seen of the sweet, genuine side of Howard. Usually, she only sees the creepy perv side of him. She thought that was the only side he had actually. "You know... those pics on your computer were pretty darn hot, sweetie." "Oh yeah?" "Oh yeah. They had my nipples jumping in my bra." Penny looks down at her pretty much always hard nipples poking through that thin, spandex sports bra. She rolls the raging hard tips with her fingers as Howard starts drooling. Penny giggles again. "Your friend sure likes them." Penny laughs as Howard's cock starts jumping around uncontrollably at the super sexy sight of Penny playing with her nipples. "He sure does, Penny... He sure does." Penny and Howard kiss. Tongues playing happily in their mouths. Howard's hands playing happily with Penny's gorgeous breasts, pulling her sports bra up so he can manhandled them bare. Penny's hand rubbing on Howard's friend, the grabbing it and slowly stroking it as they kiss. Penny can't believe she's making out with Howard Wolowitz... and it was her idea. Her mind is blown. Just like Howard's cock is gonna be when she finally wraps those succulent, glossy lips around his pink weiner and sucks his soul outta it. Penny finally bends over and starts sucking Howard off. She's immediately impressed by the taste of his cock, precum and all. That's two for two today for ol' Howard. He makes sure to take pics and film it with his phone also. This is too good not to be in his vlog. He may lose a friend over it, but, "fuck Leonard" Howard tells himself. Penny's lips work their magic on Howard's cock. It's so hard and thumping so emphatically. She licks all over it in every direction. "Penny... can I please eat your ass? I've been dying to do it sine I first saw it bouncing in front of me. Please." Penny sits up, giggling at Howard. "Sure, sweetie. I haven't had my ass eaten in forever. Do it good, sweetie. Then... Fuck it. I wanna be in your vlog too." Penny kisses Howard again, then turns and leans over to the side of the couch, quickly pulling down her tights. Howard looks real close at those magnificent booty, rubbing all over it as he grins away. Then he slaps both cheeks, and shakes them. Penny moans her approval as she lays her perfect head on the arm rest of the couch. She wiggles her booty for Howard, who dives in and starts tonguing her butt silly. Howard rolls his tongue around inside Penny's divine rump, licking and lapping every inch of Penny's sweet smelling bowels that he can as he fucks her butt with that kinky tongue, squeezing and shaking her booty at the same time. "Mmmmmmmmmm. You're really good at that, sweetie. Keep it up." Penny smiles so happy. Her eyes closed. Her head resting comfortably on the arm rest. Howard does indeed keep it up, swiping his tongue back and forth in the roof of Penny's ass, snaking his tongue around on it as he smacks her very firm, but jiggly rump, not once... but twice. She wiggles it appreciatively, moaning with delight as Howard keeps up the kinky ass eating for another glorious, salad tossing fifteen minutes. Howard fucks Penny's ass from behind as she reaches between her legs and rubs her moist pussy, biting on the arm rest as Howard drives into her tight rump over and over. He reaches up and grabs her long blonde hair, wrapping it around his hand and pulls. Penny coos so slutty, her eyes rolling back as Howard picks up the pace, thumping her booty even faster and much harder. She rubs her quivering pussy faster and faster, screaming out in pure, anal banging bliss. "FUCK MY ASS, SWEETIE! DAMN! FUCK IT HARDER!!! GOD YES!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!" Penny's eyes light up real bright. Her smile so wide and happy. Howard pulls harder on her hair and drills her ass with lightning fast speed, and hardcore anal pounding power. His slender dick throbbing so unbelievably hard inside that tight, beautifully magnificent ass as it ravages it. Penny's screams of raging carnal pleasure intensifying by the second. Her body trembling on the couch as she squirts so violently. Her milky discharge soaking Howard's couch. He's gonna have some explaining to do to Bernie when she gets home. But, he's not exactly concerned with that right about now. Howard pushes Penny down on the couch, him on top of her. He fucks her ass so blazing fast, his pale/pink dick a blur as it wallops Penny's perfect dumper for thirty minutes straight. Non stop. She screams and creams repeatedly, further drenching that poor couch, but making the two of them grin and groan so extremely delighted and turned on beyond belief. "Oh God!" Howard finally unleashes his jizz up Penny's sore, but pleasurably sore, butt. He shakes and growls as his cum explodes form his dick. Penny moans and coos with the sexiest delight at the feeling of all of that creamy sperm plastering her thumping bowels. "That was freaking amazing, sweetie. My God... your cock is perfect for ass fucking." Penny rubs her beautifully smiling face on Howard's sweaty, kinky grinning one. I guess it's unanimous. Looks like Howard's dick actually is the perfect size for butt fucking. Who knew? "Now that's some got footage." Howard looks at his phone. He caught most of it. He takes a few more pics of his dick in Penny's cum filled booty and looks at his watch. "HOLY FUCK! I'M LATE!!" Howard jumps up, his dick pulled from Penny's butt. All of his cum pouring back out of it. He's late to pick Bernie up... and she's really tired from working so much lately, so he's expecting her not to be too happy about it. He frantically looks around for his clothes... realizing he was wearing a bathrobe finally. Penny laughs as Howard runs up the stairs to his bedroom to get some clothes. She sits up on the couch, swiping a big dollap of cum from her booty hole first. She looks it over, then puts it in her mouth, sucking her finger clean. "Hmmmm. Very yummy, Howard. I need to try some more of that." Penny tells herself, wiping some more cum from her gorgeous rump and sucking it down as well. Howard comes running down the steps, falling down in the hallway. "You OK, sweetie?" Penny asks, laughing at Howard's insanely spastic behavior. "Yeah... Ummm... thanks for everything! You can let yourself out!" Howard quickly announces as he frantically runs out of the house to his car. "You're welcome... Let's do this again, sometime..." Penny waves, even though Howard is already hurriedly getting into his car to go pick up his probably pretty upset wife. Penny drinks another glass of wine as she relaxes, realizing she actually has a crush now on Howard. She shrugs her shoulders and keeps drinking. "Oh well... He can fuck... and he's sweet. And he can fuck." Penny laughs. Yep... things are looking up for our new porn stud. His anal adventures are off to a pretty freaking fine start indeed. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  My XXX... Night of the Horny Dead Fantasy porn series... Short stories about different movies Watching Night Of The Horny Dead... "RAWRRRRR!" "Oh no... what she I do." "RAWRRRRRRR!!!! UMPHHH!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!" "Ummm... ummmm...." Kaia looks around the living room. There's so many zombies very slowly coming after her. Walking around, drooling, looking desperately for brains. Spooky and scary looking. Some green. Some blue. Some pale white. All of them nude with scars all over their rotting, undead bodies. She's scared... but a little turned on too. "We want brains....." The zombies growl. They're real hungry. They get real close to Kaia. They rip her clothes off. Drooling and even puking everywhere, groaning and grunting real loud and extra obnoxious. There's no where else to go. She's pinned against the wall, trying to push a couple of brain hungry zombie off of her. "OH MY GOD! GO AWAY! UMMMMM!" Kaia looks around, frantically trying to figure out what to do. She looks down and notices each zombie has a grossly weird, but hard, dick bouncing between their legs. Her pink nips are so hard and throbbing. She grins... She also has an idea. "Ok guys..." Kaia stops pushing the zombies away. "We can do this and you can eat my brains all wild and creepy and messy and all, or........." The zombie stop and look at each other, confused at the situation. Don't all the zombie movies end up with them just eating the super hot, big titty blonde chick's brains? They think to themselves. "..... Or..... We can just fuck... and I can eat all of your yummy zombie cum. Hehe." Kaia looks at the confused zombies, sweet smiling and giggling. She blows a big bubble with her gum and pops it, waiting for a response. Once again, the zombies look at each other. Then, they shrug their evil dead shoulders and turn towards Kaia, grinning away, and nod. Oh yeah... it's zombie fuck and suck time, bitches. Kaia grins real happy and horny, and playfully shakes her eyebrows at the camera. Another bubble blown and popped, and it's on, big time...... "Mmmmmmmmm..." The fun starts with Kaia on her knees, surrounded by blue, green, and apple white zombie cocks, slurping away on each one. From small to extra large. Thin, to fat. Uncut and cut. Spit rolling outta her mouth, hanging to the floor as all those dicks roll in. She's sucking them nice and smooth, loving all that undead meat stuffing her sweet, sexy mouth. Zombie hands molesting her big beautiful tits, nice and rough. Her nipples are so damn hard, trembling from all of the rough squeezing on her extra luscious, all natural 32F jugs. My 19 year old porn superstar sister sucking off a dozen zombie dicks, one after the other as they feverishly grope her body all over, growling and drooling, and grunting like the sex crazed undead freaks they are. The action turns to Kaia on all fours, excitedly smiling away, a big blue zombie dick in her pussy as she rides it, two pale, small zombie dicks in her ass, double anal city on my sister's very beautiful, sweet and jiggly booty. She's got two zombies by her head, one on each side, rough fucking her throat, growling loud as Kaia ravenously sucks them off, cooing happily from all of the undead zombie dicks in her, fucking her silly. The video goes on for two hours. All kinds of positions. Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, piledriver, 69... even a sex swing getting involved... you name it. Double anal. Triple vaginal. Double titty fucking and face fucking at the same time. Zombies even pissing all over... and in... Kaia's amazingly delectable body as she coos with undead piss craving, kinky freak delight. Kaia loves it all, smiling so happy, blowing bubbles and popping them in between undead dicks being shoved into her mouth. It ends with Kaia surrounded by fast jerking, grunting, growling, and slobbering zombie freaks, furiously jerking off and getting sucked off by my hardcore cock loving sis, cumming all over her perfect, radiantly beautiful smiling face and body... and in her beautifully sucking, bubblegum chewing mouth. So much cum. All that creamy zombie cum. Kaia can't stop smiling, jizz pouring from her mouth, down her neck to her big, very perky, cone-shaped tits. The gooey jizz in her mouth coating her tongue and gum. She drinks some down, and plays with the rest with her very naughty tongue, swirling it around with it, sucking on each and every cum drained undead dick after they cum... whatever the color. She's in zombie cum heaven, and she fucking loves every extra jizzy second of it. The movie ends with Kaia waving at the camera and blowing kisses, the zombies all happy, high fiving and happy growling and all as Kaia starts sucking their spent dicks again as the movie fades to black. A big, NIGHT OF THE HORNY DEAD, with jizz stains running all through it on the screen. "Oh my God... that was so awesome, baby. I'm so proud of you." Mama (Kelly Madison) hugs Kaia tight, grinning from ear to ear, so proud of her for her outstanding performance with our undead freak buddies. "Thanks, mama. It was so much fun to make. I can't wait for the sequel. I'm really looking forward to it." Kaia smiles all beautiful and sweet, chewing her gum. Damn... my sister is so freaking beautiful. Wow! What a babe! "Awesome job, baby." I wink at my sis. She walks over to me, smiling all naughty, and kisses me. Nice and dirty and deep. My hands find their way to her white and pink cheerleader mini skirt covered rump and squeeze away as she shoves her tongue down my throat. I guess I should mention, my sis Kaia is my girlfriend... one of them... as well as my baby sister. We keep kissing for a few minutes, tongues fucking wildly, as the others that were also watching the movie in the studio go back to work. Mama hangs with us, sitting beside me on the table, her left arm around me, rubbing my back, her head softly on my shoulder as Kaia and I kiss. Two of my favorite women on earth with me. "I want the sequel to be even bigger... and even freakier, baby. Maybe three dozen zombies. Mama, you can be in it too. Mother and daughter zombie fuckers. It's gonna be fucking amazing!" "Mmmmmmmmm. I love it, sweetheart. Can you be one of the zombies though? I want you to fuck me all zombies up. Hehe." Mama licks my cheek. Nibbles on it too. "Of course. I can't miss out on that fun." We all laugh. We all make out too. The sequel to Night Of The Horny Dead is gonna truly be zombietastic freak city porno gold. Fucking awesome shit! Hahaha. Cumming soon... Return Of The Horny Dead. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Having Fun With Mom Ch. 1 My Mom In This Episode : Kelly (Kelly Madison) I wake up from my nap on the living room sofa with a hard on. Nothing unusual there. I gotta piss and I'm always horny. Simple. One very, very good reason I'm always horny is that I live with my mom Kelly. If you saw her, you would understand perfectly what I mean. Tall and blonde. All natural 34FFs. Long supple legs. Great jiggly ass. Not big, but still real nice. The sexiest lips ever in existence. So full and luscious and succulent. She oozes sexuality and slutty hotness... in the nicest way possible. God... she gets me so hard. I'm rubbing myself on the sofa, still groggy from the nap. TV still on. Blunt in the ashtray. I grab it and smoke, still rubbing my cock with the other hand. Thinking about the blowjob mom gave me this morning before she went to work at the bar. She's a bartender. Most popular one around too. All the titty flashing and flirting gets her some real big tips. A whole lotta marriage proposals too. I put the blunt back down and nod back off, forgetting to piss. My dick's all happy though thinking about my mom, and those succulent lips wrapped tight around it. Rolling up and own the giant shaft, orally mining for sperm gold. Awesome time this morning. An hour later I wake up again, but this time it's much nicer. I wake up pissing down my mom's thirsty throat. Ahhhhhhhhh. My grin can't possibly get any wider. Mama smiles up at me, rubbing my thighs ice and soft as she very happily drinks down my massive stream of warm urine, not spilling a single drop. Her throat stuffed full of thick, pissing dick meat and no gagging whatsoever. I piss for what seems like forever. My mom still drinks every last, tangy drop of it, moaning so sexy the whole time. She cups and caresses my big balls as she drinks down my piss wave, her smile so bright and beautiful around that massive, pissing meat stick. "Mmmmmmmmmmm. Such a tasty treat for me. Thank you, baby. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmm." Mama very happily sucks me bone dry, those amazing lips steadily rolling up and down my shaft, her tongue dancing so naughty all across the underside of my very happy... and very hard... shaft. Mama crawls so sexy up me when she finishes drinking me piss dry to kiss me. Her piss flavored tongue dirty dancing with mine as those very voluptuous lips molest mine so beautifully. My hand fins a perfect gripping spot on my mom's black spandex covered ass, squeezing away as we swap pissy spit. Her spandex covered pussy grinding my cock and balls so damn skilfully. Oh my God. My mom is the greatest. The hottest. The sluttiest. And the greatest. "Hey there, sleepy head. I saw you laying here with that huge ass erection so I thought I'd help you out, my love." She smiles so radiantly sweet and slutty at me. We kiss again. My extra horny hands squeezing her ass even rougher. My hands slide inside those tights, playing nice and dirty with my mom's very beautiful bare ass. "You're the sweetest mom. Hot as fuck mom too." I shake my eyebrows at her. We kiss again, real dirty... and real messy. Spit flying between us. Tongues hardcore humping in and out of our mouths. Fucking awesome kiss! Mom rubs my still hard dick up and down her silky smooth slit after I yank her tights off. Up and down. Over and over and over. We both groan with intense delight. My cock twitching away in her hand. She slips it inside her throbbing pussy. Her cunt sucking it nice so perfect, inch by inch. Twelve thick inches of dick meat sucked up that super wet, milf snatch, gripped tight and pumped the whole way. Mom bounces on my cock, leaning over to feed me those 34FFs.i suck them both nice and rough, devouring them with relentless titty craving rage. My mouth sucking those massive melons so fucking hard, they turn red. Suck prints all over them. "God, yes! Suck my titties, baby! Suck 'em so good! Fuck Yeah! I love this big fucking cock!" Mama licks all over my face as I come up for air. I slap her ass real hard, making her squeal happily, smiling so horny and sexy as all hell. That pussy grips my thick dick so damn tight. Fuck! It's so wet and tight I almost scream in pure fucking bliss. Mama laughs with a smile, knowing how good she's making her son feel. Bouncing even faster and even harder on my lurching meat stick. "I let Stan fuck me after work. I didn't have the cash on me to pay the rent and I was feeling real naughty so I said fuck it. And I fucked him. He was quick. He's so horny for me, he didn't last long at all. A few minutes on his couch, his fat ass squishing me. His fat dick pleasing me. Hahaha. And it was over. Rent paid for the month." Mama smirks at me. She knows how turned on I get when she tells me about all the slutty shit she does. I drive my foot long dick up into that slutty snatch so fucking hard! So turned on by my mom and her slutty ways! My ass jumlijng off the couch. My mouth locking down on those massive jugs again. Mama moaning like crazy as I pound her twat HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER... ANDDDDDDDDDDD HARDER! "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!" Mom squirts so violently, drowning my cock with her milky pussy cream. So much fucking cummmmmmmmm!!!!! I start cumming too! BOOM! TONS OF SUPER GOOEY DICK MILK PUMPING UP THAT FUCKING SLUTTY SNATCH. I DRIVE MY DICK SO HARD UP HER CUMMING CUNT, MY ASS FLEXING UNDER ME. GLOB AFTER GLOB AFTER GLOB OF SPERM RACING UP THAT ALREADY FLOODED SNATCH! "Oh my God, baby! That was fucking amazing! WHEW! You really got turned on hearing about me and Stan huh?" Mama giggles, kissing me so passionately. Her body trembling on mine. Our cum pouring outta her well plowed pussy, drenching my crotch and the couch. We fall asleep, snuggling tight. Smiling and moaning together. What a beautiful relationship we have. Having fun with mom is always a horny delight. Haha. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Driving Them Wild Ch. 1 Waiting in my car for my next fare. Khloe K. I've always been more of a Kim K fan, but hey... Khloe's ass can grace the back seat of my car anytime. I might just sniff the seat after she gets out with that bomb ass of hers. Ha. And what an ass it is. Huge, bouncy, curvy, and badonkadonk fabulous. Maybe even nicer than Kim's. I check it out as I watch Khloe walk outta the hotel all sexy. She turns away from me thankfully so I can get a good look. Fuck! I'm definitely in love with that ass. Real or not... it's fucking AWESOME! I get out and open the door for Khloe. "Thanks." She smiles as she gets in. We head out. Her, checking out her messages on her phone. Me, checking her out in the mirror. "I hope u don't mind an obvious and real cheesy compliment, but damn you're fine." I smirk. Khloe laughs, looking at her phone. "Thanks." She says with a sorta cocky grin, not looking at me. I check her out. Black leather jacket over a loose, black sequined top that's open down to her waist. No bra obviously. Skin tight, black spandex pants and black and gold sequined pumps. That blonde hair looking real sharp too. Bitch is hot for sure. I rub my dick where she can't see it. Thinking about ass fucking her silly in the back seat gets me real hard, real quick. Hello, Mr bulge. 7 inches of pure pussy... and ass... pounding power. God damn... Khloe's sexy. I can't stop thinking about ass fucking her. I'm in fucking ass fuck love for sure. I decide to take a chance and whip my dick outta my black sweatpants. Buttons on the fly. Ahhhhhh. (Whipping it out)... There ya go. Nice and comfy. My big ass beer belly letting out too. Double the nice comfort. I slowly stroke my dick as I drive, trying to keep it blocked from Khloe's view... assuming she ever looks up from her damn phone. Well... that didn't take long. "WHAT THE..." She leans up against the seat all huffy and puffy. "ARE YOU ACTUALLY PLAYING WITH YOURSELF, ASSHOLE???" She's a tad upset. Thankfully we stopped at a light so maybe I can calm her down. "Well... it's a compliment. I mean... I'd only do it cause you're so fucking sexy." "Khloe flops back on the back seat all angry. "I'm calling the cops!" Think quick dude... Quicker than that... "You're even hotter than Kim!" I blurt out as Khloe dials the cops. She pauses. I do too, hoping she doesn't complete that damn call. Deep breath... Khloe hangs up her phone right as the voice on the other end comes on. She leans up against my seat again and pauses once more, still looking upset. My dick is still real hard though. Drama or not. The bitch is still super fine. "Do you really think I'm hotter than my sister... or are you just trying to get outta trouble? BE HONEST! I CAN STILL CALL THE COPS!" Khloe holds her phone up to me, thumb on the keypad to emphatically make her point. Survival mode kicks in. "I think you're hotter, baby." I remain cool, calm, and cock ready. Khloe looks at me. My big head and gray with some dark brown hair mixed in probably not her typical kind of look she's in to. "I don't believe you." She's cracking. She's still a little miffed, but she's calmer than she was. Pimp daddy takes over. "I swear to you that I think you... Khloe Kardashian... are hotter than your sister Kim Kardashian. Scouts honor... and I was an eagle scout." That's a lie, but she sure doesn't have to know that. "Yeah... sure. So... do you jerk off to me more than her???" Khloe is serious about this jealousy thing. I've got her. This is my chance. "Absolutely. Way more. Your ass is way better than hers. I jerked off five times yesterday to pics of you and that ass alone. Twice earlier today when I knew I was picking you up. You're so fucking gorgeous I got hard the second I saw you just now, baby. No joke. Scouts honor... again." One more pause by Khloe as we take off from the light. My dick is still up and thumping, banging against the steering wheel. "Pull over up here." Khloe points to an alley. "Sure thing." I'm feeling pretty good, but still hoping she's not gonna whip out a gun or something. Very, very small chance on that, but hey... them Kardashians are wacky peeps. I pull into the alley and park. OK Khloe, it's in your court now. "Thanks for the compliment. I hear so damn much about how beautiful and sexy Kim is, I feel kinda left out. It's not fair! It makes me feel good when a guy says he wants me instead of her... (Khloe snickers)... And my ass is hotter than Kim's...see?" Khloe sits up in the back seat, turning to the side. She wiggles that awesome rump for me, smacking it and squeezing for me. Fucking perfect rump a dump dump! "Damn straight, baby. That's the hottest ass I've ever seen. Period!" I start stroking my still hard dick again, pretty confident I'm not gonna get shot now. Khloe sits back up, leaning into my seat. A real sexy smirk on those wet, cherry red lips. "I love watching a guy jack off. Mmmmmmm. Jerk it for Khloe." She leans into me and whispers in my ear all sexy. "Jerk it for me, baby. Make me wanna suck it. Yeahhhhhh. Mmmmmmm." She snickers. Fucking sexy as all hell! I close my eyes and jerk my hard twitching dick, slapping it on the steering wheel as Khloe softly blows in my ear. Oh yeah. "You're not my typical kinda guy, but you've got a real pretty cock." She licks up on my neck, stopping at my ear, then quickly swiping her tongue into her mouth. This bitch is gettin' booty dicked for damn sure! A couple of minutes later, in the back seat... Khloe's bobbing on my cock, slobbering all over it as she deepthroats it whole each time she dips down. My right hand on her blonde head as she orally pleasures me, her tongue swiping all across the underside of my cock as those awesomely lush lips slurp away on my rock hard meat. God... I'm in Kardashian slut whore heaven... and who knew it would be located in the back seat of my damn car. I slap the piss outta Khloe's super phat rump, rubbing it, squeezing it, and shaking it nice and stiff, then SMACKING IT AGAIN! She coos with delight, looking up at me with my dick stuffed down her throat smiling, her eyes sparkling as I yank her tights down and repeat the process on her bare ass... no panties to be found. God... I stare at that ass as it jiggles after I smack the piss outta it. Khloe's ass is absolutely mesmerizing. She rubs my big belly, bobbing faster on my cock, her hair flying around as she ravages my dick meat, her lips locked on it. Her tongue very happily bathing my hairy nuts. She climbs up on me, facing away, but I stop her before Khloe puts my dick in her pussy. She smirks at me, knowing exactly what I want. She turns her head to me, leans in and kisses me, rubbing my precum covered crown on her winking anus, moaning so sexy in my mouth. I push up into her rumpilicious booty, my own ass coming up off the seat as I enter her still tight butt. Surprising, considering how much of a butt slut she is. Khloe excitedly bounces on my white dick, her warm ass welcoming in all seven inches easily. My hands go in her top and play with those beautiful tits of hers, pinching her nips so damn hard, she screams out in pained pleasure, her body trembling on my thumping meat rocket barreling up her world famous ass. "GOD, YES! FUCK MY ASS! FUCK IT! FUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!" Khloe's roaring with butt fucking bliss, dancing that ass all over my cock, side to slide, back and forth, up and down and all around. Hot damn! Those mighty booty cheeks slamming down on my thighs over and over again. Fucking awesome! "YES! YES! OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! UHHHH!" Khloe squirts all over the back of my driver's seat. Her bare pussy violently pumping it all out! I chuckle as it splatters the back from top to bottom, so much milky white pussy nut splashing that damn seat! Fuck! Yeah! "Oh fuck!" I growl. Khloe giggles at me, kissing my cheek. She bounces and dances her divine rump on my throbbing cock so fucking fast and hard!!!!!!!! JESUS!!!!!! OH FUCK! I WATCH JY DICK TRMBKE OUTTA CONTROL UP KHLOE'S ASS! FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! MY BODY IS SHAKING FROM POWERFUL TINGLING SENSATIONS RACING THROUGHOUT MY BIG BODY! My dick shaking as I CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I dump so much jizz up Khloe's rump. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! "Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Give me all that warm creamy cum, baby. Yeahhhhhh." Khloe coos all sexy as hell, grinding back and forth on my still twitching dick. Best cum shot ever! "God damn... you're sexy!" I pull her head back to me and shove my fucking tongue deep down her throat. We kiss for five minutes straight, my super satisfied dick in her ass the whole amazing time. Khloe drops to the floor and whirls around in the tight quarters. She lavishly licks my cock several time, smiling all naughty up at me, her red lipstick smeared on my cock already. She sucks me in, sucking me freaking spotless. I take out my camera and take several pics. She doesn't mind, thankfully. She throws up a peace sign, posing for my camera with my half hard dick in her mouth. I'm definitely putting that up on Twitter. Afterwards, we kiss again, sharing cummy spit as I play with Khloe's bad ass badonkadonk some more, slapping it senseless, shaking it nice and rough too. I end up taking her to her drop off spot. Pinks Hot Dogs. I guess she's hungry for another weiner. "Here. Call me." Khloe hands me her digits, then leans in my window and kisses me nice and sloppy. She grins all kinky at me and waves. "You definitely got a five star rating, baby." "Back atcha, babe." I wave back as I pull off. "Damn... I forgot to fuck her pussy." I tell myself. Oh well... I have a feeling Ms Khloe K... and her amazing ass and pussy... and I are gonna be seeing a whole helluva lot more of each other from now on. Ass fucking rules, bitches! Peace. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Home Humpers Ch. 2 "Good grief, Stan. You keep trying to show me your cock. Hehehe." Kaia and Stan are sitting on the living room sofa watching some TV. Mama and I are out, so they're alone in the house. Stan planned it that way. Stan's got his legs stretched out, his pants tight enough for his enormous dick outline to show through real clear. Kaia giggles at it, chewing her gum, as she sits to Stan's left on the sofa. Kaia and Stan are both having a beer while they watch TV, but Stan's mind is focused squarely on my 19 year old sister... and the possibility of actually fucking her. "What do you think, doll?" The 68 year old, fat, gray haired doctor asks, very proud of his ridiculously massive, enlarged dick all stretched out down his leg. "Ummm... it's really big. So that's good." Kaia plays it chill, chewing gum, and belching from the beer. A real sweet smile plastered on her radiantly glowing face. God, she's beautiful. Stan tries to speed up the process, unzipping his gray slacks and whipping it out. All 17 inches of his new dick. Pretty fucking impressive. Kaia gives it a quick peek, then turns back to the TV, smirking to herself, still chewing on that gum. She knows how badly Stan wants her, and she also knows how proud he is of his new super dick, so she's teasing him big time. Such a sexy bitch. Stan waves it around to tempt Kaia, knowing she loves big dicks... but no luck. She ignores him. Kaia's grin is visible to Stan as she watches TV, but he doesn't recognize the teasing nature of it. Dude's a doctor, you would think he could pick up on that. Stan just plays with his enormous dick, watching TV himself, slightly frustrated that his plan isn't working. Stan decides to try and kick start his plan himself. He reaches over and softly rubs Kaia's right thigh. Her extremely short, black leather miniskirt barely covers her delicious butt so her thigh is bare and so very enticing. Smooth too. He looks at it while he rubs it, licking his pudgy lips as his hand gently glides over that silky smooth skin. Kaia looks at Stan and smiles, chewing hard on her gum... then turns back to the TV. "What the hell?" He says to himself. His gigantic dick twitches on his leg as Stan watches Kaia breathe. She's watching TV and blowing bubbles, all relaxed. Her teasing smirk still on her glossy pink lips as well. Stan kicks it up another notch. He takes Kaia's right hand and rubs it on his cock. She giggles at the TV, not looking at Stan. She blows a big bubble and pops it, pausing for dramatic effect as Stan rubs his extremely long old cock with Kaia's smooth, supple hand. Her bubblegum pink nail polish standing out so perfectly. Kaia doesn't object to being forced to rub Stan's cock. She even grabs it and goes along with the rubbing. She's still not looking at Stan though, instead... watching TV. "I wanna fuck you, Kaia." Stan lays it on the line, taking a deep breath, hoping he made the right move. Kaia turns off the TV and finally looks back at Stan. She's still chewing her gum, a more serious look on her perfectly glowing face though. Her just below shoulder length blonde hair framing that perfect face so well. "Let's do it, baby." Stan straightens up and smirks, very confident in himself... and his newly enhanced super cock. Kaia's hand is still wrapped around Stan's dick, but she stops rubbing it. Stan pauses for a moment, not knowing if she's upset or not. They both look at each other in a pretty serious, feeling each other out type of way. No words exchanged. Just awkward silence....................................... still nothing............................................. "Ok." That's it. One word. Kaia smiles, blowing another bubble then popping it right before she lowers her head onto that humongous old cock and licks it from tip to base and back, slow and steady. Stan finally relaxes, exhaling nice and deep, grinning all confident, as he realizes he's gonna get what... or who... he wants. Kaia kisses all over that dick. It's hard as steel. 17 inches of old white dick. Not wrinkled at all though. Nice and smooth. She smiles back at Stan, then lifts his mighty cock and slides it into her mouth, sucking on it. More and more of it disappearing down her throat. No gagging at all. Stan is amazed at how quickly Kaia swallows his cock... and at how much she swallows too. She takes in about thirteen inches, still no gagging, then pulls back to the crown, those glossy, slick lips slowly gliding up and down on that old monster rod, trails of Kaia's saliva lubing their lusty journey. Kaia coos happily and softly as she sucks on that mighty meat, repeating the process. Taking in most of it, then pulling back to the pink head, slowly. Up and down. Over and over. Stan's blissful growls echoing throughout the living room. His head back. His jaw dropped. He's loving every awesome second of my sister's beautiful blowjob. They both quickly rip their clothes off. Both wanting to fuck really, really bad. Kaia sits in Stan's big lap, rubbing his crown up and down her slick slit, smiling so contently as she does. She pops it in her pussy and starts riding it, slowly. Stan dives into Kaia's awesome chest and ravenously sucks on each of her big tits. His mouth roughly devouring each one as Kaia hugs him to her chest, and bounces away on that ridiculously long cock. My 19 year old sister is the sex queen. She works Stan's cock so perfectly. Bouncing on it, then grinding it back and forth, then shaking her dripping wet pussy all over it. Stan can't stop grunting with intense delight as he keeps on enthusiastically sucking on those 32F beauties. Kaia's pink nips are so hard, thumping away as Stan orally ravages her extra large, cone shaped breasts of perfection. They end up fucking with Kaia bent over the back of the couch, big fat Stan behind her, pounding up her cunt with that enormous, smooth old dick. He slaps her jiggly butt cheeks, grinning away as Kaia squirts all over that old, greatly enhanced meat, her tight pussy pumping it nice and hard as she blasts it with a ton of her honey sweet pussy milk. "UHHHHH!!! FUCK!!!!!! FUCK ME, STAN! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Kaia's rubbing her palpitating clit as Stan grips her young, sleek hips tight and pounds her creamy pussy senseless. That enormous dick twitching inside her pussy as it power drills up it non stop. Stan has pretty good stamina and combined with that enormous dick, he's making Kaia smile real wide, blowing big bubbles and all as she tightly grips the sofa, her pussy vibrating outta control non stop. "I'm cumming!" Stan quickly announces. Kaia swings around and drops to her knees, anxious to see how much cum that old super dick can pump out. She jerks it fast with both hands, slapping it furiously on her big heaving hooters, then licking all over the precum pumping head. "FUCK!" Stan's head tilts back as his cum rockets from his dick. It splooges Kaia's perfect, sweet and slutty smiling face, hitting her forehead, cheeks, nose, lips, hair, and neck. One large glob shooting right into her open mouth, mixing with her gum. Kaia sucks that monster dick in, sucking down the last of Stan's seed. Her tongue washes all around it as she feverishly sucks that enormous rod, totally draining him. She pops her mouth off of it loud, and smiles so sexy. Kaia kisses and licks all around the slick crown, then sucks it in again, loudly popping her mouth off of it again. Stan's extra, extra large old frame towers over sweet Kaia as she very happily cleans his messy, gigantic old cock. Lifting the old mighty dick and licking under it from the tip down to his gray haired balls and back, nice and slow, making sure to suck up all of the remaining droplets of cum clinging to the head. Kaia loves cum, and ol' Stan is sure as hell loving that she does. "That was great, Stan. Great cock.... Cum too. Yum. Cum flavored bubblegum. Hehehe." Kaia kisses the head again, then gets up, patting Stan's cheek, smiling all happy at him. She kisses him real quick, then merrily heads to the bathroom, smiling away, leaving ol' Stan standing there grinning, and breathing heavy. "Oh yeahhh." He growls. He finally got what... and who... he wanted. "You did it, big guy." Stan tells his cock, looking down at the softening, but still enormous dick, and shaking it, grinning from ear to ear. ... My half sister Tina and I are having some fun at the movies. I'm eating some popcorn, watching the movie... while she's bobbing away in my lap, slurping my fourteen inches of fame so fucking beautifully... and in the messiest way possible. Spit hanging from everywhere. Tina's puke hanging from my balls. I roughly throat fucked her earlier so she puked all over my crotch. I'm grinning so wide, loving the idea of getting some real sloppy top from my very sexy nurse sister while people watch us. I fucking love public sex. Tina's short brown haired head bobs nice and fast on my meat, her hands rubbing my messy balls too. Her loud slurps getting more people to look over at us, which makes me grin ever wider. I just keep eating my popcorn and watching the movie, loving all of the attention. I already fucked Tina in the car in the parking lot so my stamina is through the roof. She's been blowing me for forty minutes straight, taking a break here and there to kiss me, and have some popcorn, and drink some drink as she stretches out her jaw from all of the hardcore sucking on my cock. "Yeah, mama?" I get a call from my dream woman mom Kelly (Kelly Madison). "How's my baby?" "I'm doing great, mama. Real great." My snicker gives away what I'm doing. Tina's tongue beautifully licking all under my shaft, from mushroom crown down to my big ass balls, Over and over, throwing in some real horny kisses on my shaft as well. Fuck! She knows how to work a fucking cock! "Hehehe. Sounds like it, baby. I wish I was there to join in. I'm sorry I couldn't join you and Tina. I had to get this damn work stuff straightened out. Yuck. So boring. Oh well, I'll see you at home later, baby. Mama loves you. MWAH!" "Back atcha, hot stuff." My uber busty mom is the hottest chick ever. The hottest. Period! My love for her is stronger than ever. Tina is really working over my massive meat. Spitting all over it, then nibbling up and down the shaft, then rubbing my mighty meat in between her glossy lips all the way up and down the underside of my cock. Fuck fuck fuck!!! My left hand squeezes the fuckity fuck outta Tina's 36D titties in her skin tight blue polo shirt. God, I love her tits. So squishy and squeezable. Love 'em! Tina returns to bobbing on my cock, her lips so perfectly gliding up and down my fat, thumping meat, faster and faster. That's it! Ten other movie goers watch closely as my cum explodes into my sexy sister's hard sucking mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmmm.... More. Yummmmmmm!" Tina's happy moans, and extra slutty cum request rewarded with even more thick creamy seed from her very loving, popcorn eating brother. My massive dick lurches in her mouth and throat each time it shoots out a huge wad of dick cream. One after the other after the other. Fuck! So much cum! And I already fucked her! That's how much she turns me on! My left hand squeezes Tina's big, super soft tit so hard as she furiously sucks out my extra gooey cum, very eagerly drinking it all down instantaneously. Fucking awesome!!!!!! I lean my head back and growl outta control... and keep cumming. Tina softly rubs my big ass, cum pumping balls as she keeps on cum drinking me dry. Every single drop! Loudly moaning and cooing her taste approval, loving being my cum slut in public. We fuck in public all the damn time. And it fucking rulesssss! We get a loud applause and cheer from the horny crowd as Tina so gently sucks me clean. She pumps her fist and I throw up a peace sign and smirk, both of us loving the kinky attention. God bless public sex... and public incest with my big titty nurse sister. Tina and I went out to dinner after the movie, making out in the parking lot there before and after we went in. We ended up taking a long walk on the beach after that so By the time I took Tina home, I ended up getting home myself after 1 am. I decided to just crash on the living room couch. Kaia and mama were already asleep. I was having a real nice sleep when I woke up having an even nicer time. As I opened my eyes, I saw my mom sucking my cock. That's got to be the greatest way ever to wake up. Seeing the most gorgeous woman ever sucking your cock as the first thing you see.... IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!! Mom was rubbing my chest when she saw me. She smiled so lovingly around my very happy cock, reaching up and tickling my chin, sucking so perfectly on my cock. Those extra voluptuous, extra creamy pink lips wrapped so tight around my fat rod as they so smoothly ripple up and down my massive shaft. FUCK! "What a way to wake up. Mmmmmm. Hahahaha." I just had to growl, laid out on the comfy sofa, my mom sucking my cock. Heaven... Pure heaven. "Mmmmmmmmm. Hehehe. My pleasure, baby. I saw you in here and I just couldn't resist." Mom's sexy giggle making my cock lurch into her mouth. She deepthroated me, all fourteen inches of fame stuffed perfectly down her throat... and not a single gag. A true pro's pro. Mom quickly pulled her mouth off of my cock, letting it flop down onto my tummy, smiling so slutty at me, a long strand of spit hanging from her full, uber sexy lips down to the tip of my rock hard cock. We kissed so passionately, our tongue fucking furiously in our mouths. Mom got up on me, grinding on my mouth as my kinky tongue snaked it's way up there, rolling, licking, and rapidly lapping all over her pounding pink walls. All of that super sweet pussy juice bathing my tongue. God... I love eating my mom's pussy. It tastes like heavenly perfection. So sweet and full of love. I sucked hard on that mega delicious milf pussy, topped only by a razor thin patch of perfectly trimmed hair. Her puffy labia throbbing in my mouth as I emphatically sucked them. Mom's loud groans of approval spurring me on. I kept sucking them, reaching up and rubbing her perky pink clit in circles faster and faster. I shoved my tongue back up there just in time to catch mom's squirt, her cream blasting into my mouth as my tongue dirty danced all around her plush pink folds. Her pussy vibrating and quaking as she came. My mouth ravenously sucking it all out, drinking down my mom's lush pussy milk with pure carnal glee. Mom rode me, leaning over to feed me her all natural 34FFs, making me growl with such intense happiness as I mercilessly sucked them silly, each one getting the exact same intense suck job. I'm obsessed with my mom's tits. Fucking obsessed. They're so soft and hefty. Her gum drop sized nipples throbbed against the roof of my mouth the whole time her pussy gripped and pumped my cock... the whole time she was bouncing wildly on it. My cock was smiling, twitching and throbbing outta control inside my mom's magnificently juicy milf pussy, so happy to be in there, loving life and rock hard romping the fuck outta mama's magical twat with reckless, raunchy abandon. Mom turned around on my cock leaning back, her long blonde hair brushing my face. Her hair always smells so fucking good. God, what a woman! She lifted up, and pulled my cock from her pussy to gently push it into her tight ass. Her beautifully snug booty happily accepting me in, pulling me in as we both breathed deep, so enjoying my slow and steady entrance into the love of my life's spectacular ass. My grin so wide as my monster cock inched up mom's tight, super supple ass. Her anus so tightly gripping it along its horny journey. Mom's smile even brighter than mine as she leaned back on to me as I began fucking her ass, my hands firmly squeezing her massive jugs while I nibbled her neck, growling softly, making mom giggle and moan so sexy. Mom grinded on my cock as I fucked her ass, shaking and squeezing her so perfect and heavenly jugs as I went. That ass so tight, but so accepting of my fat cock, her bowels bouncing all over it, her perfect body trembling so pleasurably on mine. I pinched and rolled mom's rock hard nips with my fingers, pulling them as far out as they went and shaking them hard. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Cumming againnnnnnnnnnnn. Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom squirted violently, her pussy milk shooting over to the TV, slowly running down the screen. We laughed, kept ass fucking... and mama kept cumming. Her cum shooting everywhere, hitting everything in sight, blasting from her hard spasming pussy for what seemed like forever. We kissed deep and dirty, swapping spit wildly as my cock sped up in her tight ass, pumping emphatically up into her, my ass jumping from the sofa as I drove my massive dick so deep up mom's vibrating rump. We ended up with me straddling mom's massive, lustfully heaving chest, fucking her massive melons nice and hard as she shook them all over my cock, smiling so slutty, her very naughty tongue lapping at my precum as it poured outta my wide open piss slit. My cock so hard, so ready to explode. I kept banging those boobs harder and faster as my fourteen inches throbbed non stop. Mom kept shaking those heavenly jugs so furiously on my cock, sucking my mushroom crown, growling herself, so ready to suck down my impending wave of cum. That's was it! Blast off, bitches! Mom smiled so happily around my cock, sucking so feverishly on it. Moaning with such cum eating delight as my super creamy, silky smooth cum pumped so violently into her mouth. "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!" I yelled out, my body lurching and shaking from the sublimely awesome cumming sensations running throughout my body full speed ahead. I kept cumming and cumming. Mom very happily drinking down every single fat, thick, gooey glob of super semen I pumped into her perfect mouth. She ravaged my cumming rod, sucking it mercilessly, quickly, and very eagerly, gulping down my entire wad til every last drop was completely gone. She sucked me so clean, my dick was fucking spotless. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!! "I fucking love you!" I looked right at my mom, raging lust exploding from my gaze. She pulled me down to her and kissed me so passionately. So lovingly. So dirty. So horny. So intensely turned on and pouring juice from her pussy. She soaked the couch even more. It was a fucking awesome moment we shared. I held my mom's hands, and stretched her arms out, kissing her so deep. My love. My queen. The reason my heart beats. My dream. I love her more than anything. And you could feel that big time as we kissed. We fell asleep with her in my arms, both of us smiling so happy. So sexually content. Oh how I love humping at home. Oh fuck yeah! 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08/17/2021  Home Humpers Ch. 1 Nothing like a nice shower in the morning. Ahhhhhhhh. (Adjusting my wall camera in the shower..... It's for our cam show... Hmmm... There ya go) Pissing in your baby sister's... She's 19... face while you shower is a pretty freaking wonderful experience, so you've gotta capture it all for your website. "Mmmmmmmmm.... Feed me, big bro. Yum. Hehehe." That perfect face. That perfect, angelic, sweet face. Smiling so beautifully and bright at me while she's getting splashed full force by my wave of urine. Fucking awesome. Kaia, on her knees in front of me, holds my cock with both hands and aims it right at her open mouth, directing my tangy dick liquor right inside. She laps at the powerful stream of yellow dick wine with her extra naughty tongue as she gulps down mouthful after mouthful of my warm, salty piss. The warm water of the shower adds the steam. I stand there under the shower head and enjoy the watery massage while also enjoying my very naughty angel's expert piss drinking skills. Ahhhhhhhhh. So much yellow piss. So much shooting into Kaia's mouth. She gulps it down in a hurry, not wanting to spill a drop. I'm in sexual heaven and I never wanna leave. "God, I love your piss, baby. Mmmmmmmm. More. Hehe." Kaia's smile while very happily drinking my piss makes me melt. It also makes me rock fucking hard, but thankfully that doesn't make my pissing into her mouth any more complicated. She sucks me in when my stream starts dribbling. Bobbing on my cock like a champ, licking all around the massive crown like a true slutty pro. Her gorgeous blue eyes never leave mine. Yep... we both have blue eyes. Both blonde too. She has those all natural, insanely beautiful 32F breasts of perfection. I just have pierced nipples so I give her that one. Kaia softly massages my balls as she gently sucks me dry. Those lips dancing up and down my long, hard shaft with such delicious skill and love for me. I love my incredibly beautiful blonde bombshell sister so fucking much. I pick Kaia up and kiss her, our lips locked in a very heated... and very wet... embrace, our tongues molesting each other with very naughty delight. I can taste my piss. It has a pretty mellow flavor. Kaia sucks emphatically on my tongue as we kiss so passionately, her wet body writhing feverishly against mine. The warm water from the shower head beating down on us both. The steam surrounding us, making for such a lusty little cacoon of carnal bliss. "Thank you, big bro. Mmmm!" Kaia licks all horny up on my lips, that amazingly sweet, sexy smile beaming at me. "Anytime, baby. God, you're beautiful." We hugs tight, kissing and smiling with such deep love and affection for each other. Kaia's wet hair brushed back so perfectly. She's really perfect. I mean truly perfect. When you see a chick with no makeup on and wet hair and she makes your heart flutter, she's truly perfect looking. That's Kaia. She definitely takes after our mom, Kelly. God... I'm surrounded by the hottest women ever. Oh hell yeah. And oh, how I love it. Hahahaha. Kaia kisses all over my face as I grin from ear to ear, holding her, both of us soaking wet and smelling of piss. God bless watersports... and shower sex... and incest. Ha. We shower, getting all soapy, then rinsing off while we continue making out. Soaping up those big ass titties is always such a fun time. They're so soft and squishy. Fucking unbelievable breasts. So perky and perfect shaped. Smooth, cone shaped beauties. Hard pink, gumdrop sized nipples jutting straight out. We don't even dry off. Kaia jumps into my arms, and we kiss, deep tongue action and all as I carry her to my bed. We plop down on there and get down to business. My room has cameras all over it, so the website gets a helluva extended family fun cam show. Kaia reaches down and slides my fourteen inch cock right up her silky smooth and waiting pussy. It grips my massive meat and pulls it so deep inside. Fuck! I growl into Kaia's mouth as my mighty cock slowly slides all the way up her enticingly vibrating coochie. Extra juicy and all. Kaia giggles squeezing my wet ass, pulling me into her even deeper. I hold Kaia's hands and stretch her arms out above her head, fucking my sister deep and slow. My thrusts very deliberate and steady. Her very happy moans into my mouth spurring me on. God, her pussy is so wet and tight. Not uncomfortable tight, but very, very pleasurable tight. Her clean shaven pussy grips my thick shaft so perfectly as it pumps my dick up into her time after time, drawing me in with the most delightfully welcoming force ever. "MMM! Fuck me! Fuck me, big bro! God... what a cock! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kaia playfully nibbles my neck, so turned on, cooing non stop. She licks and kissed heatedly all over my neck and face, her arms stretched a over her head as I rub her fingers so softly, smiling at her, so in love with my uber sexy sister. My hips drive hard into Kaia's cunt, my cock throbbing non stop inside her. She squirts all over it, forcefully shooting that super sweet pussy milk like a shotgun all over my cock, some of it blasting out of the corners of her over stuffed coochie, splattering my balls and inner thighs. The bed shakes as I pound my sister's incessantly quivering pussy harder and harder, my cock throbbing even more inside of her soaking wet snatch. I flip Kaia over, grinning from ear to ear. I slap her ass nice and hard. She wiggles it, moaning nice and loud for me. I pull her to me, leaning down to lick her naughty winking anus, my tongue dancing across it like an ice skater on a frozen pond. I rub her dripping wet pussy, my thumb running up and down her puffed out slit as my tongue dives inside Kaia's ass. Her tight anal ring quickly opens up and pulls my tongue in so excitedly. Kaia wiggles that divinely smooth, supple ass on my face, giggling and sticking her tongue out as I toss her extra delicious salad, my thumb deeply massaging her super soaked slit the whole freaky time. I fuck my sister's wet ass, smacking it over and over, the sound of my hand slapping that wet ass makes Kaia and I both grin and growl with delight. I reach up and grab her just below shoulder length wet blonde hair and yank on it, making Kaia moan happily, her very horny grin making me real damn happy. I drive my humongous cock so deep up her tight little ass as she shakes that booty on my rampaging dick non stop. What a fucking ass! Damn! Her big titties hanging under her, flopping around so super seductively. I reach under Kaia and grab them both, squeezing really hard as I slam up her ass nice and hard, over and over as Kaia screams out with hardcore anal fuck whore bliss. She loves getting nailed in the butt, and her big brother absolutely loves doing the nailing. Fuckin' hell to that yeah!!! "FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! THAT COCK!!!! IT'S SO BIG IN MY BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! UH!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG, JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! UHHHH!!!!!!" My sister's very vocal and intense enjoyment of me ass fucking her makes me smile so wide. The cameras capturing all the freaky family fuck stuff from every possible angle. I slap Kaia's gorgeous, dancing rump again, making her groan all extra naughty. She looks back at me and blows me kisses as she violently squirts everywhere, soaking me, the bed, and the wall by the door. I slap that ass again, and Kaia reaches back, grabs my head, and pulls me to her, enthusiastically kissing me, biting my bottom lip and sucking off my tongue so fiercely. God damn! I gotta cum. I remember Kaia wants me to get her pregnant. She stopped using her birth control pills a few days ago. I'm the only guy that gets to cum in her heavenly pussy. As we deeply, and very passionately kiss, swapping spit all messy and wild, I pull out of Kaia's thumping rump, and shove my giant dick right up her waiting pussy. She loudly moans into my mouth, my surprise, quick entry into her pussy catching her off guard slightly, but very much delighting her. I squeeze her amazingly soft and bouncy breasts as Kaia does all the work, her pussy very seductively dancing all over my cock, jacking it off inside her as we heatedly kiss. Kaia smiles on my lips as she feels my cum race outta my cock and relentlessly pump into her anxiously awaiting vaTina. Her pussy keeps jerking off my cock, drawing out every last thick, extra creamy drop of my dick milk with sheer, intensely loving bliss. I just growl away, my tongue being sucked off while my dick is being sucked off as well. That pussy of Kaia draining my cock so perfectly, dancing all dirty and all on my fourteen thick inches, my cock lurching and twitching outta control inside of my sister's quaking cunt. Holy fucking fuck! My God, it feels so goodddddddd!!!!!!!! My eyes close as I finish cumming inside of my blonde bombshell sister. My hands fondling her breasts nice and soft now, my thumbs rubbing gently across her rock hard nipple tips. Kaia just giggles, softly kissing me, knowing how good I feel right now. She loves making me feel good... and it's definitely mutual. Kaia's my love. I have a girlfriend, Serena, but Kaia is my love. She very well knows it too. Kaia softly caresses my insanely happy face as I ride out the incredible feeling racing throughout me. "I love you, James. Thank you for cumming in my pussy. I wanna have your baby so bad. I love you, my king." Kaia smiles at me as I open my eyes, her sparkling blue eyes and sweet smile melting my heart. I love my sister more than anything, and my kiss I give her sends that message loud and clear. We kiss for five minutes straight, our lips locked in the most loving embrace imaTinable. Our intense love for one another burning through our extremely passionate kiss. I wanna marry my sister so fucking much. Serena will just have to deal with it. Kaia and I chill in bed for awhile, cameras off, smoking and relaxing post cam show. "Stan wants to fuck me really bad." Kaia puffs, then passes to me, smiling all sexy at me as she lets the smoke slowly escape from her lips. She knows how much I fucking love that. Stan is our mom's boyfriend. He's an older guy. 68 I think. A doctor. Nice enough guy. Gray haired, fat guy, but he gets chicks. "Oh yeah?" I puff, kiss Kaia to share the smoke with her, then pass to her, a horny grin for my dear, sexy sis. She smiles back, giggling too. "Yeah. We were in the kitchen yesterday and he walked up behind me when I was in the fridge. He groped my boobs. He surprised me, but I let him do it, cause it felt good. I felt that dick of his grinding on my butt. Ever since mama told me how big he was, I've been thinking about it. Hehehe." "Naughty slut." We share a horny laugh, smoking and kissing while we're at it. "You know it, stud. Hehe." Kaia rubs my crotch, smoking, then softly blowing the smoke at me. I catch it in my mouth and gobble it up, smirking at my naughty sis. Supposedly, from what I hear, ol' Stan have a really humongous dick. I overheard mama and my half sister Tina talking a couple of weeks ago and mama met it slide that he's got 17 inches. Supposedly, he got some sort of giant implant. Tina didn't believe it, but mama showed her a picture and shocked her. "Why do you think I'm dating him? The money, and that fucking cock! Hahaha." That was my mom's direct response to my sister. They were drinking some wine in the living room as I drifted by and happened to accidently... sort of... overhear. My mom's a dream. Such a perfect mom in very way. The best ever. Tall and sleek, but shapely. The most awesome natural tits ever in existence. Long blonde hair. Full, voluptuous extra creamy lips. So succulent and sexy. She oozes sex. Fuck! Now I'm hard again. Ha. Kaia sees it and smiles all happy. She wraps her right hand around my giant erection and strokes it as she smokes. "I couldn't believe it when mama said how big Stan's dick was. She showed me that pic and my jaw dropped... Mmmmmmmmm. I love jerking your cock, James." Kaia blows smoke gently all over my neck and cheek, nibbling my neck too as she slowly strokes my rock hard cock. Her hand gripping my shaft so perfectly snug as she pumps it, nice and steady. Oh yeahhhhhh. She puts the joint in my mouth and licks my neck while she strokes my cock. God... what a feeling. I'm tingling all over. I puff that joint and smile. Smokey love noises lightly rumbling from my throat. Kaia giggles, nibbling my neck some more. Her hand speeding up slightly on my cock. My sister lays her perfect head on my left shoulder and strokes my cock. I put the joint in her mouth and kiss her cheek as she smokes. We lay back there and vibe nice and easy, enjoying a real nice morning at home. Kaia passes me the joint and leans over to my cock, feeling it throb hard in her hand. She licks the tip, grinning at it, then turns her head to me and blows me a sweet, horny kiss, right before she slides her mouth down over my crown... just as I start cumming. God!!!!!!! I close my eyes and slowly smoke as my cum pumps emphatically outta my giant dick, straight into Kaia's mouth, bathing her tonsils and every other inch in there. All of that gooey dick cream pumping in there, being quickly swallowed down by the most beautiful cum slut of a sister a guy could ever hope for. I put my left hand on Kaia's blonde head and just grin. All smokey and happy as fuck. Kaia drinks me dry, softly cooing her taste approval, gently massaging my big, cum shooting balls with awesome, tender loving care. We kiss again, all cum tinted and horny. My hands play with Kaia's perfect breasts as we make out. She softly strokes my softening cock, smiling onto my lips as I groan so happily. I fucking love her so much. Tune into Episode 02 to see if ol' Stan actually gets to fuck Kaia or not. And meet my amazing mom Kelly... and my sister Tina. Cumming soon. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Dick Gets Trashy This is for my honeys Jamie and Mel... Keep it trashy ladies Jamie and Mel's Podcast Studio... "I'm from New York City originally. Lower West Side." "A sexy New York swagg pimp daddy." "You know it, baby." "So... Dick... What naughty fantasy do you have that you haven't partaken in yet?... If any?" I think about it... "... Hmm... Well, I've got one, but I've already done a version of it with someone else. But... I'd like to do it with you two hot and horny bitches. If you're up for it." I give Mel and Jamie a once over with my swagg pimp grin of grins. They smirk all naughty at each other and answer at the exact same time. "HELL YEAH!" I pour us all a shot of Jack, pimp smirk.... then... "Ok, ladies. This is a merry little trashy tale about me, you and you... and Santa Claus. A midget will be thrown in for good, horny measure." "Yum." Jamie downs the shot and shakes her eyebrows at me, all horned up and ready to be swaggified. Let the fantasy fuckery begin....... Santa's Den... North Pole... "Santa... Where are the bitches? I thought they were gonna be here already." "Relax, Horny. Dick is bringing them. Just chill. Have another special egg nog. Hehehehehe." "No thanks. I've already had seven glasses. I've gotta pee really bad." "Here they are now. Hey there, Dick. HO HO HO." "Sup, Santa. Sorry I'm late. Jamie and Mel gave me a double blowjob in the limo... and I wanted it to last as long as possible. Those two horny bitches can suck a damn dick." They double slurped and sucked me silly. Mel on my cock and Jamie on my balls, both bitches spitting all over both, making it all messy, then both licking and kissing up and down my fat fucking shaft to the tip. They took turns sucking me deep, their slutty tongues dirty dancing all around my thumping pimp cock as they furiously sucked me off in tandem. I finally fed them an extra big load of my super creamy sperm shake. They very happily caught it all in their mouths, then kissed and cum swapped for my viewing pleasure, stringing out my gooey dick cream about a foot, then sucking it in til their lips met, tongue sucking and cum swapping for five minutes straight. Fucking awesome blowjob. "HO HO HO... I'm sure they can. And I sure wanna find out myself. HO HO HO." "Hey, Dick." "Hey, Horny." Gotta give the midget a high five... and he whiffed. Ha. Had to do that. Jamie and Mel stroll over all dolled up in matching Santa's helpers costumes. All those titties popping out. Damn... Big trashy tits are something special for sure. "Santa... Horny... This is Jamie and Mel. Ladies... old man Kringle himself and his top helper." After the introduction, I look for some weed. Santa usually has some good shit stashed around here somewhere. Mel smoked my last blunt in the limo on the way over. "Hey there, ladies. HO HO HO indeed. Dick always has the finest ones." Santa smirks, his big belly... and cock... shaking as he does his trademark Santa chuckle. "Awww... thank you, Santa. It's so cool to finally be here. Oh my God. Your house is so beautiful. Dick was showing us around." Mel makes sure to bounce her boobies for jolly ol' St. Nick. Horny just looks up her very short and tight, red with white fur trim mini skirt. "Not bad." He blurts out. Mel... like Jamie... is going commando. Always ready for action. A sign of a true horny slut. I finally find some smoke crank up the stereo. In Da Club blasting on a loop, extra bass and all. I puff, then pass to Jamie. We share a little sorta romantic smoke moment, sexy smiles and a smoke sharing kiss included. I get in a rough booty grope for the fuck of it. "Well... HO HO HO... Let's get this party started... HO HO HO HO HO!!!!" Santa whips out his long, fat yule log... and away we go. Jamie and Mel hit their knees and double gobble Santa's meat. Horny comes over wit two glasses of their special egg nog. "Here ya go, ladies. Hehe." He hands them each a ass. Jamie looks at Mel, both a little curious about what makes it so special. They shrug their shoulders then go bottoms up on the egg nog. "Oh my God... Yum! This really is special. It's so tasty." Mel digs it. Jamie agrees. "Oh yeahhh. Mmmmmm. So tasty." They both go back to slurping Santa's fat dick, Jamie sucking it, Mel licking and kissing up and down the shaft. Horny gets behind them and kneels back there, get ready to shove his tongue up their slutty, trashy pussies. "It's just our cum... And a little of my piss." Horny blurts out, slapping Jamie's ass as he dives into her dripping wet snatch, sucking it hard, wiggling his long tongue nice and deep like up in her quivering pussy. He reaches over slides a couple of his short, stubby fingers up Mel's snatch, fingering her fast and freaky. She's shaking her butt in anticipation. Jamie and Mel smile all naughty at each other, cooing happily on Santa's huge cock knowing they've already tasted his piss and sperm... very much wanting a whole lot more. Ho Ho Ho. Me... I stand over Mel's sexy ass and start pissing on it. My warm piss splashes Mel's bouncing booty. She coos with nasty delight as I point my pissing pimp cock right at her winking anus. BOOM! Splash City all up on that rosebud. God, it's a hot sight. All that warm tangy dick liquor blasting that booty hole. "GOD!!! PISS IN MY ASS, DADDY! YES!!!" Mel wants it....... Mel gets it! I kneel down, still pissing on her ass, and push against her tight anal ring. My piss lubing her up enough for me to slide right in. My pissing dick inching up her tight ass as all of that warm urine bathes and batters her bowels non stop. She's shaking from the wet and wild sensations, her body fully submitting to my perverted desires. My bitch. This is my ass now. She's knows it. I know it. "FUCK!!! YOUR DICK'S SO BIG IN MY BUTT, DICK! I LOVEEEEEEEEE ALL THAT PISS IN ME! GOD!!!!!"Mel shakes her head around, wildly grunting and growling from being used so pervertedly by the swagg pimp king. This bitch loves getting fucked, and she loves getting fucked by yours truly. Piss in the ass and all, bitches! Horny spreads some peanut butter all over Jamie's cum spurting poontang and starts lapping it up like a hungry doggy. That freaky midget also spreads some baby oil all over his fist as his tongue dances up and down Jamie's puffy, peanut buttery slit, then into her pussy cream flavored cunt, lapping up any and every thing in sight. Horny slides two oily fingers up Jamie's ass, twisting them in, fucking her shapely, sexy butt nice and steady with them. I reach over and slap my other bitch's ass nice and hard while Horny finger fucks it, eating her beautifully messy pussy, furiously rubbing his bearded pudgy face all up in it as he does, and while I booty bang my slutty bitch Mel with my fat ass pissing pimp dick! Mel and Jamie turn up the heat on ol' St Nick. They lustfully lick faster up and down his 11 inch old pale shaft, kissing and nibbling on it too. Mel sucks it in, not gagging at all... the slutty bitch hahaha... then Jamie spits all over it and bobs on it at hyper speed. Blast off! "HERE IT FUCKING CUMS.... HO HO FUCKING HO, HOES!!!" Santa growls emphatically, his cum shooting out full force, powerfully painting Mel and Jamie's faces with a gooey spermy glaze. Several huge globs of creamy dick goo hitting them hard, running down their sexually glowing faces, right into their waiting, cum craving mouths. "God... I love your minty cum, Santa. Mmmmmmmmmm." Mel approves, sucking that huge crown, draining the last couple of jizz balls outta there. "Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yum yum!" Jamie licks all around her cum covered lips, lapping all that gooey north pole delight up and quickly gulping it all down. Mel and Jamie kiss, moaning loud into each other's mouths as Mel takes my big pissing dick up her ass and Jamie takes Horny's whole little fist up there. The little perv snuck it up there while she was busy sucking down Santa's Christmas gift jizz. He's twisting his fist in and out of her ass, over and over and over. Jamie screams blissfully as she and Mel kiss. Mel reaches back and rubs my face as I finish pissing in her still tight ass. There's so much piss, it's flooded back outta her butt and has pooled between her legs on the red carpet. I just keep ass banging my bitch full speed ahead. Nice and rough and fast. Slamming my crotch against her jiggly booty cheeks every time my cock drives up her rump. Fucking awesome butt sex! I grab her hair and yank on it, slamming even harder up her ass, faster faster faster faster faster faster faster faster..... Anddddddddddd faster! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! YES YES YES!!!" Mel squirts so damn hard it almost hurts my big ass balls when it hits them. Damn... do it, bitch! Her pussy violently pumps out a massive load of pussy nut as I slap that jiggly ass hard and yank back on her hair, railing up her butt SO FUCKING FASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! HOT FUCKING DAMN!!! WHEW! My ten inch pimp dick blazes up that trashy booty a million miles an hour as Mel keeps on cumming. Her pussy cream is dripping off of me so damn much. I pull out and wheel the bitch around. She growls up at me, so fucking turned on and ready to drink some jizz, she almost pulls my dick off when she deepthroats it. GOD DAMN! I start cumming immediately. I hold the bitch's head and start cum dumping down her fucking throat. Blast after creamy fucking blast of thick, extra gooey dick goo pumping straight down her cum greedy gullet. "Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Feed me, daddy. I'm such a cum slut for you... Mmmmmmmmmmm." Mel moans around my cum spewing pimp dick. I hold that head on my cock and fuck her throat, cumming down it as I make her gag and spit. Her spit coming back outta her mouth, hanging obscenely from the corners of it as I finish cum dumping down her throat. "Look at me, bitch." I tell her. She immediately looks up at me, smiling all sloppy around my fat dick. I smirked, all cocky and swagged out. "This my mouth now, bitch. I fucking own it!" Mel moaned her approval and I roughly bang her throat. I love dominating sluts. Mel and Jamie both are such sexy, Dick The Motherfucking Pimp loving sluts that it makes me fucking smile... all swagged out with my big ass cock out smile. Ha. Santa and Horny gave us a tour of the work shop. The naughty tour. I fucked Jamie while she sucked off Horny on one of the tables as Mel got fucked by Mrs Claus' favorite fucking machine. It has a twelve inch yellow dildo that squirts. And a seven inch one underneath... it squirts also... for some real nice DP action. Mel took it in both holes for an hour or so. Horny and I just kept fucking Jamie while Santa filmed it and jacked off all over Mel's sexy fucking face. He's gonna put it up on his naughty bitch site. Mel and Jamie both are gonna be big stars on that website. Hahaha. After dinner, Jamie and Mel both crawled up to me under the table and sucked me off, first drinking and sharing my cum... filming it too... then drinking my post Christmas ham dinner piss. I made sure to have several beers first to give them a real big load of dick liquor to gulp down. Before we left, Jamie made sure to strapon fuck Horny in the butt while he ate some more peanut butter out of Mel's ass. Santa and I both filmed that shit. I made sure to pack Mel's gorgeous ass full of peanut butter... the nice and smooth kind... first. Jamie really went to town on Horny's midget ass. She pounded it out mercilessly. The little bastard loved it though. He also loved when Mel and Jamie both kneeled over him and pissed all over him too. They covered him from hoer hat to toe in their warm, tasty piss. I licked the last off of Jamie's twat afterwards. I sucked her pussy so damn hard cause I liked the taste so much, she came in my mouth in record time. Her pussy nut is soooooo fucking tasty too. I greedy gulped that delicious treat down with a real happy groan of pussy loving delight. Yummy yum fucking yum! It was a fun trip for me and my two trashy bitches. The flight back home was fun too. We freak fucked the whole way home. Ass, titties, dick and pussy gettin' worked HARD. Cum and piss for everyone. Hahaha. HO HO HO, You horny trashy pervs. I'm Dick The Motherfucking Pimp! 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