11/18/2019  Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 4 I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant Spence was filming them... My perfect wife was getting them ready for a couple of rich clients. As you know, we pimp out our female talent. A couple of horny businessmen were paying $100,000 to double fuck both Samoan hotties. Stephanie was filming them in action, with each other, to send the clients, as a warm up. Charlotte was moaning loud and cumming hard, her juices squirting everywhere from my hard booty banging. Charlotte is my personal whore. I pimp her out to clients... but she's mainly my toy to use when I want her. She was stretched out on my desk, looking so fucking sexy in that body paint. I sucked those big ass fake tits, as my thick cock plunged deep up her perfectly toned booty. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKK... I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK JAMES!! UHHHHHHHHHH... YOU FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD IN MY ASS!!" My desk shaked and rattled. I kept bangin' that sweet fuckin' booty, harder and harder. Charlotte came again, squirting for the sixth time. I pulled out and leaned down, sucking her pussy squirt down. I drank it all, then stood up, pissing all over Charlotte's sweet pussy. She bit her luscious lips and smiled so sexy at me. I pissed all over her hard, pulsating clit. Charlotte rubbed it and licked her fingers, smiling a dirty smile. I aimed at her open mouth and pissed right in it, from a few feet away. Charlotte moaned, sticking her tongue out, lapping at my piss and drank down my warm yellow piss. Downstairs... Stephanie was fucking Nia in the ass with a huge strap on, while Nia fucked Tamina in the ass with one. Spence filmed it all, his hard cock bouncing as he moved around, filming all the action. Everyone was nude. Stephanie laughed, seeing how turned on Spence was. She loves teasing him, driving him crazy. He has a huge crush on her and she knows it. "You like that Spence... Look at Tamina's sexy ass. Smack it." Stephanie laughed as she ass pounded Nia, who squirted from the third time. Tamina's had cum twice. Both Samoan hotties were screaming in sexual delight. They are horny sluts and were proving it on camera. Spence smacked Tamina's thick ass. "Do it again whiteboy." Nia ordered. Spence smacked Tamina's ass again. Nia laughed and pounded harder up Tamina's sexy ass. "Film us from the front Spence... who knows... Tamina might even suck your little cock." Stephanie laughed, teasing Spence. He went to the front. Tamina was moaning loud, her head down. Spence's thick white dick pointed right at her face. Tamina lifted her head and her face brushed against his twitching cock. She looked at it and smirked. Nia was booty banging her big time. Tamina moaned so fucking loud. Spence's cock bounced in her face. She smirked again. Nia and Tamina both came from getting their asses pounded. Tamina kept looking at Spence's white dick, but she didn't do anything. Spence was filming everything, his cock so hard, needing relief. Stephanie laughed, enjoying his torment. Spence's cock kept bouncing in front of Tamina's sexy face. She looked at it again and smirked once more. She grabbed it and squeezed hard. A big drop of precum oozed out of his piss spit and dangled off the head, barely clinging to it. Tamina saw it and smirked yet again. She looked back at Nia pounding her thick booty, still squeezing Spence's cock. She turned back around and looked at Spence, smirking at him. Tamina finally stuck out her long tongue and licked the drop of precum dangling off of his cock head. She swallowed it quickly. She started jerking the thick cock. More precum poured out. Tamina lapped it up quickly and swallowed it down even quicker. Tamina sucked Spence's thick cock, gulping down the copious amount of precum pouring out onto her tongue. She liked the taste and sucked his cock head very hard, drawing out more fluid and drinking it down rapidly. Back upstairs... Charlotte was on her knees drinking down my second load of jizz. I came once, filling her mouth completely. Charlotte drank it all down with a big ass smile on her sexy face. She loves my jizz so she eagerly sucked out another creamy load. Charlotte happily swallowed every drop, then put my cock between her big tits, wrapping them tightly around it. I pounded those big tits with awesome, raw, lust driven power. I looked at my sex toy and smiled. Charlotte smiled back and sucked my thick head, desperate for creamy load number 3. I fed her another huge load. Charlotte moaned extra loud, grunting like a sex possessed demon, the whole time she lustfully drank down my third load of cum. Charlotte sucked me totally and completely dry and rubbed her face all over my cock, kissing every inch of it... and my big balls. She stared at me, grunting loud, her sex demon exploding through her gaze. After we finished, I told her to shower and join me downstairs, with the others. I hugged her and smacked that sweet, muscular ass, squeezing it hard. That bitch is sexy. I went down to the basement and joined Stephanie and the others. I sat on the couch and watched Tamina suck on Spence's cock. Stephanie smiled at me and blew me sexy kisses. I wiggled my dick at her and she smiled big, shaking her eyebrows at it. Stephanie laid down on the floor under Tamina and ate her pussy while Tamina alternated sucking Stephanie's rubber cock and Spence's real one. Nia took off her strap on and came over to me and sat on my cock. I smacked that huge ass and squeezed it so fucking hard as she rode me. "Fuck my ass Spence...and do it right whiteboy!" Tamina demanded. Spence went around to Tamina's ass. Stephanie was still eating her pussy so Spence carefully put his leaking cock against Tamina's anus. He was careful not to spill any precum onto Stephanie. Stephanie laughed and smirked. She loves making Spence uncomfortable. Nia rode me so fucking good. I pulled her down to. Me and softly bit her tits all over. I licked and sucked them hard. Nia has big, beautiful tits and I loved sucking them. Spence pushed up Tamina's thick ass and fucked it as he filmed it. Tamina grunted and moaned. Spence smacked her phat booty. Tamina looked back at him with a bad ass look... then smiled. Spence smacked it again. He pulled Tamina's thick, black hair. He booty banged her fast and hard. She came in Stephanie's mouth. My wife loves to eat pussy and she's great at it. Stephanie drank down Tamina's pussy cream and kept licking her twat. Charlotte came down in a short, white silk bathrobe. She took the camera from Spence and started filming everything. Spence grabbed Tamina's hips and pounded her booty harder. Tamina started eating my wife's cunt, sucking it hard and licking it out with that long tongue. Stephanie writhed on the floor, moving back and forth, loving Tamina's pussy eating skills. Charlotte blew me a big kiss. I blew her one. She flashed Spence, teasing him and smiling. Spence stared at Charlotte's beautiful tits and roughly pounded Tamina's ass. Stephanie looked up and saw Spence's balls inches from her mouth. She was tempted to bite them, but resisted the urge. She decided to tease him more than ever. She stuck out her tongue so it would lick his balls as he fucked Tamina's ass. "Come on Spence... Fuck her ass harder than that!" Stephanie ordered. Spence obeyed, slamming up Tamina's booty. When he did his balls rubbed Stephanie's outstretched tongue. He couldn't believe it. He looked down, scared he was angering Stephanie. She laughed at him as she held out her tongue. Spence leaned his head back, loving the feeling of Stephanie's tongue on his balls... but she pulled it away. She was enjoying every second of the teasing. Stephanie came in Tamina's mouth as Tamina sucked it all out. I watched the action, enjoying it as Nia bounced all 270 sexy pounds on my thighs and crotch. She has a beautiful pussy and it worked my cock so nicely. I sucked her big, beautiful tits as Nia came for the third time on my rampaging cock. I pounded her pussy as hard as possible. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGG JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Nia squirted insanely hard. I pulled out and Charlotte ran over, handing me the camera. I started cumming and Charlotte immediately knelt down and shoved it in her mouth, guzzling down my cum. It blasted into her beautiful mouth and she happily and eagerly drank every drop down as quickly as possible. Charlotte sucked me dry as I kissed Nia, squeezed her ass and watched my wife. Spence pulled his cock out of Tamina's ass to calm down before he came. He wanted it to last. Tamina winked her anus at him. Stephanie saw Spence's hanging cock and decided to drive him crazy again. She stuck out her tongue again and licked the tip of his cock. It poured precum onto her tongue. She kept licking his piss slit. Her tongue was coated with his precum. Spence's cock jumped repeatedly. Stephanie smiled, laughing loudly. She softly bit his head, holding his cock. Spence didn't know what to do. Stephanie let his cock go and Spence shoved it back in Tamina's ass. Stephanie brought her tongue in her mouth and tasted all that precum from Spence's cock. She gave an approving look. "Not bad Spence... fuck her good and I might taste the real thing." Stephanie smacked his chubby ass. Spence was spurred on by my wife and pounded Tamina's booty ridiculously hard and fast. Tamina came again and again. Stephanie drank it all down. Spence grunted loud and came up Tamina's ass. He was panting and sweating. His cock fell out of Tamina's ass, when he finished cumming. Some of his cum oozed down Tamina's taint and onto her labia. Stephanie saw it and decided to taste the real thing. She smirked at Spence and slowly licked up his cum from Tamina's labia. Stephanie collected several drops on her tongue and showed it to Spence. She wiggled her tongue at him, then she sucked her tongue in and swallowed his jizz. She licked her luscious lips and smacked them at him. "Not bad nerd boy. Not bad at all. Good job." Stephanie smacked his ass and got up. I filmed it all as Charlotte kissed my cock and I kissed Nia. Nia and Tamina make Stephanie and I a lot of money. They are requested very often as a tag team. We booked then for a tag team gangbang for $1,000,000. Charlotte is one of our most requested women. I've cut back on how many times we pimp her. She and I spend a lot of her free time together. Stephanie has gotten a little jealous, but I calm her down. Stephanie's knows she's my wife and my number 1 woman. It's hard, but fun, work... Pimpin' The Women Of WWE. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 3 Stars Of This Story : Nia Jax Sunny Sable Stephanie McMahon (My Wife) Alia Janine (My Girlfriend) Beverly Hills Hotel... Beverly Hills, CA. "Good Nia... great pose... kiss at the camera sweetie." "Make sure you get every angle Spence. Nia looks beautiful... I wanna capture her beauty from every angle." "Yes ma'am." "Unzip your top, down to your beautiful breasts Nia." My wife, Stephanie McMahon, was directing the photo shoot with WWE Superstar Nia Jax at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I was on my way with my girlfriend, former pornstar turned comedienne, Alia Janine. I was running behind, because I just got back into town. I was out of town with one of my hoes, my cousin Erin Andrews. She was working for me in between her football gigs and I came along to make her more comfortable and also to spend some time with my gorgeous cousin. My girl Alia picked me up at LAX and was driving me over to the photoshoot. Stephanie is one of my wives and she still works for WWE... usually from her home office... but, I have a suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel and we decided to just use that. My friend from New York, Spence Ulchin... who's also my assistant, was doing the camera work. "Ok Nia... now for the nudity. Please remove your outfit." Stephanie was wearing her short, blue silk robe that I love... and nothing else, except blue, four inch heels. Nia was wearing her leather wrestling gear. Nia slowly took it off. Her large breasts were exposed. Spence swallowed hard and filmed her undressing. "Make sure you zoom in close Spence. Our clients wanna see it all." Stephanie walked around Nia... When she was nude... and looked her over. She smacked her ass... Nia moaned. Stephanie smirked. Stephanie grabbed Nia's left breast and groped it, slapped it, cupping it, shaking it. Stephanie looked at Spence, grinning. "Nia has big, beautiful breasts, doesn't she Spence?" Stephanie asked him. She smirked again when she looked down and saw his erection in his pants. "Um... Yes she does Stephanie... They are very beautiful." Spence kept his composure and kept filming everything. Spence put the video camera down and got a camera to take stills. He snapped them from every angle also. Stephanie stood behind Nia and played with her big, natural cans while Spence took pictures. Stephanie pinched and stretched out Nia's thick brown nipples. She pinched them hard. "FUCK!! That feels good!" Nia licked and bit her lips, enjoying my wife's nipple play. Alia and I finally showed up. We came in the suite and Alia sat on the couch, watching the action. Stephanie came over to me, put her arms around my neck and kissed me as passionately as possible. I squeezed her well toned ass and molested her tongue. "Hey there handsome hubby. I missed you sweetheart." "I missed you too baby." I picked up Stephanie and kissed her deeply. She wrapped her legs around me and I smacked her awesome ass. Stephanie moaned so sexy into my mouth as we made out. I put her down and kissed Nia, greeting her. "Ok... back to business everyone." I said, sitting on the sofa by Alia. She sat in my lap and we watched the action. Stephanie had Nia on her hands and knees and was slamming her strapon up Nia's sexy Samoan pussy. Nia's big, light brown tits were hanging down, flopping, as my wife pussy banged her extremely hard. Alia had my 10 inch cock all the way up her cunt as I watched Stephanie and Nia. Alia's 34G tits were out... over her black bra... and I was sucking them as hard as possible. I love Alia's titties and she loves for me to manhandle and molest them. I looked up at her, sucking so hungrily on those awesome, natural cans. Alia bounced on my meat missile. She was smiling big, screaming in delight. Alia squirted like a fountain... it spilled out onto the sofa. She just kept slamming up and down on my cock harder and faster. I jizzed up my girl's pussy, fucking filling it. Some oozed down to my balls and Stephanie reached over, wiping it up with her fingers. She looked right at me, with a sexually devious look and sucked my jizz off of her fingers. She reached back over and massaged my balls, while she pounded Nia's neatly trimmed, juicy cunt harder and fucking harder. She smacked that phat ass, pulling her hair. Spence filmed it, capturing Nia's expressions perfectly. I kissed Alia and smacked her sweet ass. I sucked those 34G's some more and squeezed her booty hard. A few minutes later I was mouth banging Nia while Stephanie assfucked her relentlessly. I came deep down Nia's throat... she swallowed every drop, licking her lips, smacking them and Stephanie and I switched. I ass banged Nia with my 10 thick white inches through four Big O's. I squeezed those hanging tits and watched my wife own Nia's face, roughly pounding her mouth. It was so fucking hot. After I busted my nut up Nia's thick booty, Alia, Stephanie and myself all covered her thick body with our piss. I finished in Nia's mouth and she happily drank it all down. Alia and Stephanie squatted over Nia and drenched the rest of her front. I even let Spence piss on her too. Nia loved it. She sucked me off again as a thank you, before she left. Stephanie and I have made quite a lot off of pimpin' Nia. We've pimped her to rich businessmen, stockholders of WWE and anyone... male or female... with enough money. She especially enjoys the gangbangs we set up for her. Nia is a horny bitch and she's wants to please us... especially me. Stephanie told me Nia has a big crush on me. I thought that was sweet. She comes over to our home when she's in town, just for me to fuck her... and I gladly do... rough and perverted... when I have time. The next day Stephanie, Spence and I were filming two WWE Diva legends... Sunny and Sable. They were fucking and we were watching... Spence filmed most of it. Our hotel room was filled with the scents of smoke, liquor and fucking. Stephanie and I were sharing a blunt, sitting on our couch, watching it all. She had my cock out... we were both nude. Stephanie was jerking me off and Sunny was eyeballing my huge cock. I've fucked her several times before, so I knew she loved my cock... Stephanie did too. She was teasing Sunny with it. Sunny decided to go ahead and make her move, so she came over and took my whole 10 inches right down her throat. Stephanie grabbed her head and held it all the way down on my cock. Sunny loved it and licked my balls. Sable took the hint and came over, sitting beside me. I've fucked her a couple of times before too. I sucked those big ass fake titties of hers, while Sunny gobbled up my cock. Stephanie sucked my left nipple, biting it and pulling it. Fuck, it felt good. I kissed Stephanie... and Sable went down, licking my cock as Sunny sucked it. I dumped my huge load down Sunny's throat. She gladly swallowed it all. She moaned so sexy, the whole time she guzzled down my nut. A few minutes later, I was ass pounding Sunny, her big tits swaying wildly, while Stephanie face fucked Sable. My wife is so fucking sexy. She kept blowing me kisses, while she face fucked Sable silly. I smacked Sunny's thick ass and pounded it mercilessly. I squeezed her gorgeous swinging cans and watched my wife own Sable's sexy mouth. Spence was going nuts filming everything. We were all nude and his short, thick cock kept swaying as he moved around. He kept rubbing it. About ten minutes later I was assfucking Sable's sexy ass while Sunny was strapon fucking Stephanie. Damn, that turned me on. Sunny had Stephanie's hair and was drilling my wife's perfect, bald pussy. I kissed Stephanie... She was next to Sable and I and facing me. Sunny motioned for Spence and she started sucking his cock. She slapped Stephanie's perfect booty and sucked off Spence. He was so happy. Sable squirted for the fifth time, then I pumped her ass full of jizz. I pulled out and shoved my cock in Stephanie's mouth. She looked at me, grinning wide and sucked out the rest of my cream. She swallowed every fucking drop, with a big ass smile on her face. Sunny didn't let Spence cum though. She laughed and told him to hold it in. Poor guy. We all pissed all over Sable, who squirmed on the carpet, smiling, loving the pissfest. I then gave Sunny the biggest piss facial ever. I drenched her slutty face with my warm piss. She held her face out and licked her lips, blowing me kisses, as I covered her face with piss. She opened up and swallowed the last of my piss too. She sucked me totally dry. Stephanie sucked her tits, covered with my piss and squeezed my ass, as Sunny sucked me clean. Stephanie and I put Sunny and Sable to work too. They've done a bunch of jobs for us. Sunny especially. She sucks off the board of directors every month and happily fucks any client we give her. Sable hides her ho work from her husband Brock Lesnar. She does jobs for us... more part time... but she still does them happily. She's gotten assfucked by a couple of judges, to get them to rule in our favor on different cases. I love Stephanie and I love my life. All of the women in my life... all of my wives and girlfriends... make me happy and keep me sexually satisfied. Stephanie and I have a blast... Pimpin ' The Women Of WWE. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 2 This is the second chapter of my Pimpin' The Women Of WWE series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, fucking and pimpin' our female talent... It's sleazy and freaky... It's one of my stories, so what do you expect... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was stretched out on my downstairs den sofa, wearing blue silk pajama bottoms and nothing else, watching my wife, Stephanie McMahon, in her short, blue silk robe play with Nikki Bella. She had a big, white strap on attached to her and she was doggy style fucking that bitch hard. Stephanie had a handful of Nikki's dark brown hair and was pulling it while she slammed her thin landing strip topped pussy from behind. I was rubbing my cock watching, my babe Stephanie blew me kisses. My assistant Spence was filming it, wearing his Spiderman pajamas. "Look at my man you slut! He's gonna fuck you when I'm done. You want his huge cock don't you bitch? Tell me bitch!" Stephanie going hard, being all sexy and shit. She slammed up Nikki's beautiful pussy harder and harder, her big fake tits jiggling under her. Nikki was screaming in pleasure. John Cena's woman was getting turned out by the bosses. "YES! I WANT HIS HUGE COCK FUCKING MY HOLES! PLEASE FUCK ME JAMES!!" "It's master to you whore!" Stephanie putting that Bella twin in her place. "I'm sorry Mistress... Please fuck me Master!!" "Good whore. You getting all of this Spence?" Stephanie asked, pulling her big tits out of her robe. Her sexy smile on her perfect face. "Yes ma'am. It's so hot. You're so hot." Spence was zooming in on Stephanie's awesome tits. "Yes I am Spence. Yes I am." She tweaked her hard nipples for the camera. She pulled her right tit to her mouth and licked the nipple, while she hard fucked Nikki. My wife is so fucking hot. That woman turns me on so damn much, all the fucking time. "Ok bitch... go suck my man's beautiful cock." Stephanie pulled out of Nikki and came over and sat next to me on the sofa. We kissed as Nikki ran over and knelt down in front of me, pulling my cock out of my pajama bottom. She licked all over it, spending extra time licking under the head, looking up at me, desperate for my approval. I groaned and she smiled happily. Stephanie kissed my neck and played with my nipples. Nikki kept licking under the head of my cock, slowly then quick, alternating. When she went slowly, her tongue dragged over my skin, slowly pulling it up, holding her tongue at my tip. My precum oozed out onto her tongue. She happily lapped it up, letting it coat her tongue, them bringing her talented tongue to her mouth and swallowing it all down. She softly chewed on my plump head and softly massaged my big balls. Stephanie slowly licked and softly kissed my neck, pinching my nipples, shaking them. Nikki sucked my cock half way down, jerking it with her right hand, her left playing with my balls. She sucked my shaft quickly, her head bobbing on it steadily. Her long hair flying as she sucked my manmeat faster, smiling happily up at me. "Want me to jizz in your mouth whore?" I asked, ready to pop. "Yes Master... please cum in my mouth. I wanna swallow you delicious cum." Nikki said, quickly putting my cock back in her mouth and sucking me hungrily, her head bobbing so fast on my big fucking cock. Stephanie jerked my cock for Nikki, smiling at me. I kissed her, so in love with my gorgeous wife. I groped her big right tit, as Nikki bobbed on my thick cock with blazing lust for my cum. I gave it to her. I groaned loud, blasting my load in her sucking mouth. Huge spurt after huge spurt of my cream, flying into her beautiful mouth. She grinned so big at me, loving my jizz in her mouth. Nikki swallowed happily as Stephanie jerked my cock faster. It felt so fucking good. I kissed Stephanie and felt all the cum shooting into Nikki's mouth. She swallowed every fucking drop of jizz. She kept sucking hard, loving my cream in her mouth. Nikki made sure she got every last drop of jizz out. Her tongue was licking the underside of my throbbing, cumming cock as she sucked out all of my cream. I kissed Stephanie passionately, my love and lust for her flowing through my kiss. Nikki would have to wait... I wanted my woman. I took off her strap on and sat Stephanie in my lap, facing me. We kept kissing. I left her robe on. It barely covered her gorgeous, well toned, milf ass. She grabbed my still rock hard cock and rubbed it on her labia. She slid it up her wet pussy. We both moaned into our mouths. My cock felt so good inching up that warm, wet, hole. Her pussy gripping it tightly. Stephanie has the best pussy I've ever fucked... and I've fucked a lot. We kissed as she rode my cock, her perfect ass slapping against my thighs. Spence was filming and Nikki was obediently watching us on her knees in front of me. She rubbed my balls, leaning in to lick them. All I was thinking about at the moment was fucking my wife. She was the center of my universe and I wanted to pleasure her. Stephanie smiled as we kissed, knowing that's what I wanted. Stephanie leaned back and rode me. Nikki reached around and played with her big tits. Stephanie smiled such a sexy smile at me. I played with her big, perfectly rounded tits while Nikki did too. Nikki kissed her neck and they kissed as well. I squeezed Stephanie big tits hard, pinching and rolling her hard nipples through my fingers. Her sweet milk oozed out. I leaned forward and licked it up. I squeezed her tits and nipples harder. Her milk shot out into my mouth I sucked each big round tit, swallowing down her milk, loving the sweet taste. "Mmmmmmmm, suck my big titties baby... They're all yours James. I'm all yours my love." She held my hand, softly rubbing my fingers. I smiled, while I sucked out her milk. "OH MY GOD... I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" Stephanie squirted hard, coating my cock with her delicious cream. I rubbed her clit faster faster faster and fucking faster!! "YESSSSSSSSS!!" Stephanie leaned her head back, her sexiest smile on her perfect face. She looked at me, licking her tongue out at me and came again. Her pussy blasted out her pussy nut. It shot out around my cock and covered my pajama bottom. We kissed. Our tongues fucking in our mouths like we were in my lap. FUCK, I love my woman!! We kissed deeply and she kept riding my cock. Stephanie slammed down on my cock, slapping my thighs hard. I rubbed her clit so fucking fast. Nikki licked my balls and Spence filmed it all. "SHITTTTT!! I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNN!!" Stephanie blasted out another load of pussy cum, coating my cock and blasting out all over my pajama bottom. I rubbed her clit even faster. I grabbed her hips and fucked up into her pussy so motherfucking hard and fast, Stephanie just stared at me. She couldn't speak. She was so sexually satisfied and in love with me, she couldn't say a word. I blew her a kiss and pounded the living fuck out of my wife's cunt. My ass flew up off of the sofa and pummeled that perfect, soaking wet snatch. YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, I THUMPED THAT PUSSY WITH EVERYTHING I FUCKING HAD. STEPHANIE JUST SHOOK AND SQUIRTED FOUR MORE TIMES. ONE AFTER THE OOTHER. DAMN I'M GOOD!! I SMILED SO BIG, THUMPING MY WIFE'S PUSSY. Stephanie looked at me in a sexual pleasure haze. I finally pushed up all the way and CAME HARD!! My cock blasted my creamy load up my woman's insanely wet pussy. I spurted so much cum in her, it poured back out. Nikki lapped it all up. She ate my cum and Stephanie's too, licking my pajama bottom clean... and sucking my balls. She sucked them spotless. Stephanie hugged me tight. I held her as she moaned into my ear, riding out her multiple orgasms, her pussy so pleasantly sore and satisfied. I just held her and smiled. I kissed her neck. We enjoyed a private moment... with two other people there. At that moment it was just me and her. "I love you James. I love you so fucking much." Stephanie said, her arms around my neck, me holding her tightly in my arms. It was a beautiful moment. "I love you too baby." I kissed Stephanie's cheek, holding her close, softly roarrrrrring. She laughed. I picked her off of me and sat her beside me on the sofa. Nikki sucked my cock clean. "Suck my woman clean whore!" I told Nikki. She happily obeyed, eating Stephanie's pussy. Stephanie moaned. We held hands. She looked at me and mouth the words, "I LOVE YOU." I kissed her. I watched Nikki eat Stephanie's pussy. She shoved her tongue up it, wiggling it deep inside my woman's soaked snatch. Nikki looked up at us. I stroked her hair. She looked so beautiful eating my jizz out of my wife's cunt. Stephanie had her head back, enjoying the pussy eating. Stephanie pushed out our cum and Nikki lapped it up happily. I pointed my cock at her face, pulled her hair and pissed on her face. She stuck out her tongue, opening her sexy mouth wide. I pointed my cock towards her mouth, but also at Stephanie's clit. My piss flowed onto and over Stephanie's clit and into Nikki's grinning mouth. Stephanie moaned loudly. "Mmmmmmmmmmm, I love it James. Mmmmmmmmmmm, yeahhhhhhhhh!!" Stephanie said in her sexiest voice, her sexiest smile on her perfect face. I kept pissing in Nikki's mouth as it brushed over Stephanie's erect clit. She kept moaning, my piss like a shower head hitting the right spot. Nikki smiling as she swallowed my piss. Sexy slut. My piss kept skipping over Stephanie's clit. She came again. Her pussy nut shooting out, covering Nikki's sexy face while my piss flew into her mouth. She loved it. She smiled so big, swallowing my warm piss, while her face got painted with Stephanie's cream. I got up and shoved my cock in Stephanie's mouth, letting her swallow the last of my piss. She sucked it all out and sucked me some more. I was so fucking horny, so I grabbed Nikki and put her on her hands and knees. I motioned for Stephanie to come over. She came over and sucked my cock. I spread Nikki's gorgeous ass cheeks, smacked her perfectly rounded ass and watched Stephanie spit on Nikki's anus and slide my cock up her ass. I grabbed Nikki's dark brown hair and pulled it hard, slamming my big fucking dick up that tight ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSS!! FUCK KY ASS MASTERRRR!! I LOVE IT... I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK MASTER!!" I drilled up Nikki's tight ass, long hard thrusts. Stephanie smacked her ass and licked it. Nikki moaned loud. I caressed Stephanie's perfect face, smiling at her. She blew me a kiss, smiling back. She licked all over Nikki's ass. I thumped that ass deep. Nikki squirted twice in a row. I kept slamming up her ass. Stephanie laid on the floor and ate Nikki's pussy while I hard fucked her ass. I pulled out and Stephanie sucked my cock. That was such a good feeling and sexy sight. She sucked me so fucking good, taking my whole cock down her throat from underneath. I put my cock back in Nikki's ass and pounded it for another thirty minutes. Nikki squirted 7 more times. Spence caught it all on camera. He's a good cameraman. I rewarded him by letting Nikki suck his cock while I assfucked her. He still filmed great, while he got sucked off. Stephanie got up and we kissed, while I plowed Nikki's ass. She sat on Nikki's back as I sucked her big tits, sucking out more milk. She hugged my head to her ample chest, while I ass thumped Nikki. She got up and rubbed my chest. Stephanie watched Spence get blown by Nikki, so she decided to tease him. "WAIT SPENCE... YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CUM... NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO!" Spence looked confused and disappointed. We laughed. Stephanie kissed me and went over to him. She showed him her big, perky tits... Teasing him even more. "You heard me! You can't cum... No matter how bad you want to!" Stephanie pushed Nikki's head further down on his cock... It was buried in her mouth. Nikki's tongue was licking his balls. He was going crazy, wanting to cum... But he couldn't. I watched and plowed Nikki's tight ass faster and with awesome sexual intensity. "Sorry Spence... No cum for you today." She pulled Nikki off of his cock. His cock was pouring precum. Stephanie put Nikki's mouth right in front of Spence's cock. Not even an inch away. "Look at that Spence... So close... But so far away." Stephanie laughed, enjoying the teasing. Spence was looking at her, begging to cum. To his credit he still filmed me fucking Nikki's ass. "Well. You better convince me to let you cum. You better make it good." Stephanie smiled at me and walked back to me. Nikki was moaning so loud from my anal pounding. "Please Mistress, pleaseeeeeee. Please allow me to cum, pleaseeeeeee. I'm begging you Mistress." "Keep going." Stephanie smiled, kissing me, her arms around my neck. "Pleaseeeeeee Mistress. I'll do anything. Pleaseeeeeee. You're the most gorgeous and beautiful and most perfect Mistress in the world, pleaseeeeeee allow me to cum. Pleaseeeeeee Mistress Stephanie. You're so beautiful and sexy. Please Mistress." Stephanie smiled at me. She walked back over to Spence. "Welllllll..." She grabbed Nikki's head and slowly rubbed Nikki's mouth on Spence's super hard, precum pouring cock. Nikki lapped up the gobs of precum. "Maybeeeeee... Beg me some more." She pulled Nikki's head away from his cock. "Pleaseeeeeee Mistress. PLEASE ALLOW ME TO CUM, PLEASEEEEEEE. YOU'RE THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON EARTH. THE MOST PERFECT MISTRESS EVER. PLEASEEEEEEE ALLOW ME TO CUM MISTRESS STEPHANIE... ..PLEASEEEEEEE." "Ok. You may cum." Spence was so happy. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" Stephanie pushed Nikki's head down on Spence's cock and she walked back to me. Spence fucked Nikki's mouth for a few seconds and blasted it with his jizz. He grunted and shook, grinning big. His right hand was on Nikki's head and his left one was holding the camera. Nikki sucked down his load and sucked him dry. He was so happy. I laughed. Stephanie and I kissed and I blasted my load deep up Nikki's perfectly rounded ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS... GIVE ME THAT CUM MASTER!!" I filled her ass with my creamy load. Stephanie pulled my cock out and sucked it clean, swallowing the rest of my cum. I turned Nikki over on her back, put her legs on my shoulders and fucked her pussy for an hour. Spence filmed it all. Stephanie played with herself, cumming twice. She sucked Nikki's big tits as they shook from my pussy pounding. I drilled that snatch with my big cock... long thrusts, then short quick ones. "FUCK ME MASTERRRRRRRRRR!! I LOVE YOUR COCK!!" Nikki squirted 8 times. Watching Stephanie suck Nikki's big tits was such a fucking turn on. She looked back at me, smiling so sexy, softly biting, licking and pulling Nikki's nipples, letting them snap back. She sucked Nikki's tits voraciously, squeezing them as she sucked them. "I want my husband to get you pregnant Nikki. Don't tell John that James did it. Let John think he got you pregnant." My perfect wife with her devious plan... I loved it... So did Nikki. "Yes Mistress... I love it! I want Master to get me pregnant. Please Master IMPREGNATE ME... PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!" I was so turned on. I slammed my big cock up Nikki's soaking wet snatch. Her pussy stretched wide around my cock. It flew up that cunt with blazing, lust fueled speed. I pushed all the way up her pussy and came hard!! My jizz poured out. Stephanie kissed me as I came, playing with my balls. We kissed deeply as I kept cumming up Nikki's soaked cunt. She moaned uncontrollably, writhing on the floor as my seed poured into her pussy. When I was done cumming, Stephanie pulled my cock out and sucked it totally dry. She put it back in Nikki's drenched pussy. "Cum in her again. Knock this bitch up good!!" Stephanie smiled at me. I fucked Nikki hard, her big tits jiggling wildly. My cock drilled up her snatch faster and faster with awesome power and intensity. Stephanie played with my balls. "I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG MASTER!!" Nikki squirted all over my rampaging cock. I kept pummeling that snatch, my cock stretching and flying up that soaking wet hole insanely fast. Nikki squirted four more times before I blasted my nut up that ridiculously wet cunt, my cock shooting my load so fucking hard. Stephanie licked Nikki's throbbing clit as I blasted my cum deep up her snatch. When I was done, Stephanie pulled me out again, smacking my cock on Nikki's clit, licking the cum off the tip of my cock and sucking it deep. She sucked out every last drop of jizz I had in me. Stephanie smiled up at me and kissed my cock head. She blew me a kiss. We got dressed and explained to Nikki her sex schedule. "Nikki, you have several appointments scheduled. One for later today. Make sure you give them you best whore performance. We make a lot of money off of these sponsors. The more we make... the more you make. Don't let us down." Stephanie told her. "I promise I won't Mistress. Master, thank you for fucking me and giving me your cum. I love you getting me pregnant. I love you." "You're welcome whore. Make sure you do a great job being a sex crazed slut for us." "I will... I promise." "The sponsor today wants to film it, so you go with her Spence... James and I need some alone time." Stephanie smiled at me and told them to leave. She and I spent the evening fucking. I love my wife. I love working with her and I love being with her. She's so fucking hot. I also love... Pimpin' The Women Of WWE. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 1 This is a sleazy fuck series within the Pimpin' series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, running WWE and Pimpin' The Women Of WWE... Don't worry, there's no Roman Reigns in it... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was watching my new wife, Stephanie McMahon, play with her super wet, delicious pussy while she was on the phone with a major sponsor of WWE. We had recently gotten married after having a long affair. She dumped her husband for me... and her dad, Vince McMahon, fired her ex and hired me to take over. Stephanie and myself have instituted some new... freaky...rules and requirements for our female performers. 7x Women's Champion Charlotte was fulfilling one of them now. She was on her knees in front of me, sucking me off, while my wife had phone sex with the sponsor. Charlotte sucked my cock perfectly. You could tell she's had a few cocks in her mouth before. My old friend, Spence Ulchin, was filming it all for Stephanie and I to watch later. Charlotte sucked most of my thick cock down her throat, her saliva coating it, her tongue licking every inch of it. I could tell Spence had a hard on in his pants... Poor guy. He was doing his job well though, filming everything. Stephanie had a short, tight, black mini skirt on and no panties. She had her skirt bunched up around her waist and was playing with her clean shaven pussy, while she smiled at me, blowing me kisses, watching me get sucked off, all while she was talking dirty to the sponsor. She was multi tasking very nicely. She licked her tongue at me while she worked her phone sex magic. "Mmmmmmmm, shove that big cock down my throat and fuck it hard. I love sucking big cock baby. My hubby's got a really big one. Maybe you both can fuck my mouth at the same time. Mmmmmmmm." Stephanie winked at me and blew me a big kiss. "You wanna cum in my mouth? Good... I love it. Fill my slutty mouth with jizz and I'll swallow every fucking drop. I grunted and pumped a big load of jizz in Charlotte's mouth. She smiled around my cock and swallowed it all down, tickling my big balls as I filled her sucking mouth. I watched her suck me dry, then I got up and went over to Stephanie. She smiled and kissed me, then my cock. I bent her over her desk and licked her cunt slowly. She was still on the phone as I snaked my tongue up her tasty twat and licked her out. Her pussy creamed all over my snaking tongue. Stephanie's pussy nut covering my tongue as it licked her out, side to side and back to front. I rubbed my rock hard cock all over her wet labia. Stephanie cooed and moaned, smiling a sexy smile, licking those luscious, red lips. She looked back at me and mouthed the words, "FUCK ME" and went back to the phone sex. I shoved my big, hard cock up her soaking wet snatch. She lurched forward, looked back at me and grinned wide. I grabbed her long, straight, shiny, brown hair and pulled it. I fucked her pussy with blazing, pussy thumping speed. My cock flew up that cunt, in and out, my thighs smacking her ass every time I drilled up her pussy. "UHHHHHHHHH, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! My man is fucking me, like only he can." Stephanie told the sponsor, looking back at me, blowing me a kiss. She had the sexiest look ever on her perfect face. I smacked her well toned, milf ass and squeezed it, fucking her pussy relentlessly hard. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Stephanie squirted all over my rampaging cock. Her cream flew out the sides of her cunt. Charlotte ran over and knelt down, leaning her head back between my legs. She licked Stephanie's pussy and rubbed my jiggling balls. She licked my cock as it plunged into my wife's cunt. After 15 more minutes of drilling Stephanie's soaking wet snatch, I came hard up it. "YES, FUCK ME, FILL ME WITH YOUR CUM LIKE MY HUSBAND JUST DID. MMMMMMMMMMMM. Yes I turn around and suck your big cock clean." Stephanie told the sponsor, in her sexiest voice, turning around, kneeling down next to Charlotte, sucking my cock clean, her mouth slowly twisting up and down my shaft. Charlotte sucked my balls, both women looking up at me, smiling big. "Glad to have you as a sponsor... sure, call back anytime." Stephanie smiled at me blowing me several kisses and hung up the phone. I fucked Charlotte on the sofa. She was on her hands and knees. Stephanie watched us and Spence filmed it all. Sasha Banks came in and sat down, watching me drill Charlotte's pussy from behind. It was a Supershow, so both Raw and Smackdown Live superstars where there. Sasha watched calmly. I have a thing for her... but my thing at the moment was pussy thumping Charlotte doggy style. I was pulling her long blonde hair and squeezing her right tit, through her outfit, as my big cock slammed up that clean shaven, wet cunt. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... MMMMMMMMMMMM!! Charlotte squirted so fucking forcefully, it blasted past me and hit the door and the wall beside it. I motioned for Sasha to come over. She did. I kissed her. She put her arms around my neck, those lips so soft and sensuous. I rubbed her pussy through her outfit and pounded Charlotte intensely. I pushed down on Sasha's head. She went to her knees. I pulled out of Charlotte and came all over Sasha's beautiful face. Charlotte quickly turned around and licked the cum off of Sasha's face. I kept pumping my cream out and Charlotte kept licking it up. Sasha grabbed my spurting cock and sucked it, swallowing down the pumping jizz. Sasha pumped my cock as she devoured it. Charlotte sucked my balls, looking up at me, hungry for me. "Spence, you fuck Charlotte. Sasha, come with us... I want my man." Stephanie came over and grabbed my hand, smiling at me, pulling me over to her chair. I sat down and she sat in my lap, facing me. Sasha knelt down in front of me and sucked my still hard cock. Spence shoved his cock up Charlotte's soaking wet pussy, doggy style and still filmed Stephanie and I... and Sasha. He made a very happy, goofy face. He obviously was enjoying Charlotte's pussy. Sasha put my cock in Stephanie's pussy. I motioned for Sasha to come around to my face. She quickly came up to me. I got her to pull her outfit off and I slid my tongue up her wet, milk chocolate pussy. She played with my hair as I rolled and wiggled my tongue up her tasty twat, licking her out, wiping her pussy walls slowly with my tongue. Stephanie rode me wildly, her hands on my chest. She was watching me eat out Sasha. She ripped her white, button down blouse open and pulled her huge tits out of her white bra. Her light brown nipples were so fucking hard, she twisted and shook them hard, her huge tits jiggling like crazy as she rode my throbbing manmeat, moaning loud and slamming down on my rock hard cock. She felt so fucking good. Stephanie has one of the best tasting and best feeling pussies ever. That's a fucking fact. I closed my eyes, loving the feeling of her perfect pussy wrapped tightly around my cock and stretched out by it. "Mmmmmmmm, I'm cumming James!! Sasha came on my tongue and in my mouth. I lapped all the tasty juices up. I kissed her pussy and she leaned down and kissed me, our tongues fucking in our mouths. She's a great kisser with awesome lips. I love kissing her. "FUCKKKKKKKKK!! I'M CUMMMMINGGGGG!!" Stephanie blasted my big cock with her pussy cream. She pumped it out hard, looking right at me, grinning so sexy and big. She shook her pussy... I groaned at the feeling. She kept doing it... I kept groaning. She knew how good it felt for me. She kept shaking that perfect ,soaking wet pussy all over my cock and that was it. I came up her pussy so fucking hard, blasting it full of my cream. I just groaned and shook my head as Stephanie kept shaking her pussy on my cock, shaking her eyebrows at Sasha, letting her know how good she was at getting me off. Stephanie shook her pussy hard on my cock, her hand on the side of her face, her elbow on my shoulder. She was ultra confident in her sexual skills. She just smiled and kept drawing cum out of me. DAMN, I LOVE THIS WOMAN!! Spence watched and filmed. He had already cum in Charlotte's pussy. Stephanie got off of my cock and pulled Sasha's head to her pussy. Sasha licked my cum from Stephanie's labia. I watched as my cum still dribbled out of my cock. Stephanie smiled, leaning over, licking the cum off of my plump head slowly. She softly bit the head of my cock, licking under it with quick licks and sucked it hard. Stephanie helped Sasha up and sat her on my cock, facing away from me. She put my cock in Sasha's tight, milk chocolate ass. My cock inched up it, stretching it wide. "Mmmmmmmm, FUCKKKKK!! I LOVE ITTTT!!" Sasha screamed out in pleasure. She wiggled her tight booty on my big white cock, taking in every hard inch. She rode me slowly, moaning so fucking loud, wiggling that smooth, tight ass all over my cock. It felt so fucking good. She began riding me slowly. Stephanie took her blouse off. She had her white bra, black mini skirt and knee high, black leather boots on. She was a walking, talking sex queen for fucking sure. She smiled at me, blowing me a kiss. Stephanie walked over to Spence and Charlotte. She took the camera from Spence. "So Spence... how was Charlotte's pussy?" Stephanie asked, rubbing Charlotte's left tit as it hung down. "It was awesome. She's gorgeous." "Good. I'm glad you like her. All of my bitches are gorgeous and great at fucking. I train them myself... James and I train them ourselves." She looked over at me and winked, filming Sasha riding my cock up her ass, moaning so fucking loud, bouncing that milk chocolate ass all over my white cock. I was groping her small tits, pinching her nipples hard as she rode me wildly, shaking her thick, beautiful, purple, curly hair. Stephanie rubbed her pussy watching us, grinning at me so big, the whole time. She blew me a big kiss and winked at me. I winked back. Stephanie put her hand to Charlotte's sexy face, rubbing it softly. "You know Spence... why don't you try her ass? She's fit a beautiful ass, don't you think?" Charlotte smiled at Stephanie, as Stephanie softly rubbed her face. "Yes she does. It's very beautiful. Spence rubbed all over Charlotte's ass. Is it OK?" Spence asked. "Of course it is. Like I said I train my bitches. They love anal sex just like I do. My man is the only one that gets my ass though... so you'll have to fuck Charlotte's instead." Stephanie wiggled her ass at me. She looked back and smiled, blowing me a kiss again. She's so fucking sexy. I squeezed Sasha's tits hard and drilled up into her ass all the fucking way. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Sasha screamed out in sexual bliss, squirting hard three consecutive times. It just kept coming. Her juices flooded my cock and lap. I drilled up that smooth, milk chocolate booty harder and fucking harder, slamming all the motherfuckin' way, in and fucking out. FUCK YEAH!! I thumped that fucking, sweet ass. Sasha kept cumming, squirting everywhere. I pulled her off of my cock, as Stephanie filmed and her pussy nut exploded out everywhere. "FUCKKKKKKK!! I LOVE YOU JAMESSSSSSSSSS!! UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" I sat her back down on my throbbing cock and fucking thumped up that ass relentlessly. "SHITTTTTTTTTT!! I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" Sasha squirted again. I blasted her gorgeous ass with my creamy load filling it and over fucking flowing it. I pulled out except for the last inch and it spilled everywhere. My cock kept pumping it in that sweet ass and Sasha kept screaming in ecstasy. I finished cumming. I kissed Sasha. She rubbed my face and jerked my cock. It was in front of her beautiful pussy. Stephanie looked at me, smiling, mouthing the words, "I LOVE YOU." I smiled and blew her a kiss. Motioning for her to come over. She did. I kissed my wife deeply. She put the camera down. I kissed her passionately, my tongue molesting hers, those luscious lips tasting so good. "I love you baby." I told her. Stephanie smiled. "I love you too James." We kissed again. Sasha, Stephanie and I kissed while Spence fucked Charlotte's ass. Charlotte moaned and Spence has his usual goofy look on his face. He pounded her ass good for a few minutes and grunted, pumping his load in it. We all laughed at his cum face. He makes the weirdest faces when he's having sex. "Come suck his cock Sasha." Stephanie led Sasha over to Spence. Sasha knelt down and tickled his balls. Stephanie looked back at me smiling. She pulled Spence's cock out of Charlotte's ass and held it to Sasha's mouth. Stephanie jerked it, making sure all the cum came out onto Sasha's outstretched tongue. Sasha lapped it up as Stephanie jerked it. Charlotte turned around and licked his head. Spence was in sexual heaven. He smiled so big. Stephanie jerked out the last drop of cum from Spence's spent cock. It hung off of the head. Charlotte leaned over and slowly lapped it up, licking his twitching head quickly. Spence shook uncontrollably. Charlotte pulled Sasha's mouth below hers and spit the drop of cum off of her tongue slowly into Sasha's mouth. Stephanie winked at me, grinning big. She walked over to me and knelt down in front of me. I pointed my cock at her mouth and pissed into her open mouth. She smiled the whole time, loving my piss. She swallowed every fucking drop. Her eyes were locked on mine. Stephanie sucked me dry and laid her head in my lap. I slowly stroked her beautiful hair, relaxing with my wife. "Charlotte and Sasha... I need you two to meet a sponsor tomorrow and "thank him" for his support of WWE. He's paying very well for the "thank you" so make it a really good one." They agreed. Stephanie set up three more "thank yous" for other female talent the same day. That's our job. We run the show, making sure WWE keeps running smoothly and the business keeps growing. We have the talent to do it. You'll find out more about that in this series. Keep reading... Pimpin' The Women Of WWE. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Penny vs. Bernadette This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude girlfriend, Penny. She was laying on top of me, my hands roaming all over her perfect body. Our friends, Bernadette and her husband Howard, were there, also nude, watching us. It's something we do a couple times a week. Bernadette loves for me to fuck her. I got her pregnant recently. She loves to cuckold Howard and make him watch us fuck. "Mmmmmm, my gorgeous boyfriend...got me all wet again." Kissing, relaxing. I smack that phat ass, squeezing it hard. "Mmmmmmmm. Daddy wants my ass I see." "Always baby." I smack it again... And again... Squeezing it hard... shaking it... Smacking it again. "DAMN...You're gonna make me cum from spanking me... FUCK." Spanking her over and over... harder... Squeezing that perfect ass... Shaking it... squeezing some more. "MMMMMMMMMMMM... FUCKKKKKK!!" Penny squirts all over me and the couch. It even hits Bernadette, who's sitting at the end of the couch. Howard is sitting in a chair, close to her. Penny lays her head on my shoulder and rides out her Big O. I softly trace my fingertips, slowly up and down her back... Then I smack her ass again, squeezing it hard. Penny just moans softly and shivers on my chest. My woman having a beautiful, post orgasmic moment. I kiss her head. "Why can't you do that, you idiot?" Bernadette asks Howard, angrily. Bernadette reaches up and rubs my big balls. I groan softly. She smiles at me and blows me a kiss. Looks like I'm fucking two hotties. Her big, natural, milk filled cans looking so perfect. They're perky, heavy and full. Her thick pink nipples jutting out, looking so suckable. Penny climbs up on my cock and slides it up that wet snatch. It grips me tight. I slide every thick inch up her pussy. That wet, delicious, clean shaven snatch. Penny puts her hands on my chest and rides me. My woman looking so fucking beautiful, her long blonde hair in pigtails. She's one of the sexiest women ever. I'm in love. She bounces on me, smiling, blowing me kisses, her 34C tits jiggling as she does. Bernadette rubs my balls, waiting patiently for her turn. She comes over and puts her tits in my mouth. I suck hard on them, drawing out her sweet milk, stuffing as much of her tits in my mouth as possible. I suck happily on her huge funbags, as Penny bounces wildly on my throbbing cock. "Lick my asshole bitch!" Bernadette yells at Howard. He runs over, spreads her cheeks and puts his face in between them, licking her anus. "Mmmmmmmm, I'm cummmmmingggggg James!!" Penny squirts all over my big cock. She coats it totally with her pussy nectar. She keeps bouncing wildly on my throbbing manmeat, pinching my nipples hard, as I suck hard and hungrily on Bernadette's big ass titties. Bernadette's sweet milk shoots hard into my mouth. I swallow it all down, licking her hard nipples as I suck them. "Mmmmmmmm James... suck my titties baby... just like our baby will. Mmmmmmmm." Bernadette hugs my head close, gripping it to her big tits. I suck out more milk, as Penny squirts again on my twitching cock, as it plunges deep up her soaking wet cunt. Penny waves her arm in the air and rides my cock like a true champion Nebraska cowgirl. I watch those gorgeous 34C tits jiggle. I reach up and squeeze them hard, rolling the erect, pink nipples between my fingers, rubbing the tips with my thumbs. "FUCKKKKKK!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGG AGAIN BABY!! YEE HAW!! RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!" Penny squirts again, all over my cock. It oozes out the sides of her cunt, coating my balls. "Lick his balls clean, bitch boy." Bernadette orders her husband. Howard leaves his wife's ass and leans between my legs, licking my balls, as Penny slams up and down on my cock. She's moaning and smiling at me, blowing me kisses and pinching my nipples hard. Howard licks all of Penny's pussy cream off of my big balls. He loves being a cuckold. He sucks my balls, one at a time, making sure they're totally clean. Bernadette yanks his head back and takes his place, sucking my balls herself. "Mmmmmmmm, I love your balls James. They're so yummy and big... My loser husband has such small balls... They're disgusting, like him." She smacks his face and spits in it.. "Watch a real man fuck... You pathetic little loser. You're gonna watch him pleasure me, you fucking bitch." Penny squirted once more, drenching my, ready to blow, cock. It oozed out of her pussy again. Bernadette lapped it up this time, sucking my balls so fucking good. She got them spotless. "My turn Penny." "He's my boyfriend. Fuck your husband... James is mine." "My little bitch husband is gonna watch your boyfriend fuck me... like he did when he got me pregnant." The tension was rising. Penny looked at Bernadette with an angry look. Bernadette looked back at Penny with her arms folded and an angry look too. "Listen bitch. Just because my man gets paid to get bitches pregnant, doesn't mean he's your man. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!" "AND HE'S THE FATHER OF MY BABY!!" Bernadette said, rubbing her belly. I decided to calm things down and keep the sex going. "Listen girls... we can all have fun here, ok? No need to get angry and pissed off at each other. You're friends, so let's just relax and have fun. Please." Thankfully they listened. Penny climbed off of my cock and onto my mouth. I ate her soaking wet pussy, licking her out fast, trying to calm her down. Bernadette climbed on my cock and bounced hard on it, those huge milk jugs of hers flopping wildly as she rode me hard. My tongue worked overtime on Penny's snatch, rolling and licking fast, tickling her pussy walls, lapping up her juices. She squirted again, this time coating my tongue and oozing into my mouth. I swallowed it all, kissing her pussy. Penny looked down at me, smiling so beautifully. She played with my hair, getting off of me and kneeling on the floor, kissing me deeply. "Suck his big cock bitch boy!" Bernadette pulled my cock out and Howard came over obediently, sucking my cock. His head bobbed on it, my cock oozing precum into his mouth. He swallowed it down. Bernadette yanked his face off of my cock and shoved it back in her pussy. She immediately squirted on it. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK... YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!" I came up her snatch. My cock pumping my cum into her beautiful, blonde, puffy pussy. Bernadette smiled at me, blowing me a big kiss. I smiled... Then I pulled my cock out and Penny went to it, sucking out the last of my jizz. Her gorgeous blonde head bobbing fast on my thick shaft. Penny moaned loud around my cock, sucking it, twisting her mouth on it, jerking my shaft fast as she sucked the spasming, thick head. She swallowed all of my jizz she sucked out, sucking me totally dry. Penny kissed my head repeatedly, licking the pee slit, looking back at me, winking at me. I put my cock in Bernadette's soft, plump ass and pissed in it. "YESSSSSSSSSSSS... PISS IN MEEEEEEEEEE!!" She loved it. Penny licked my shaft, as I pissed in Bernadette's ass. I fucked her ass roughly, while I was still pissing in it. I smacked Penny's ass and squeezed it, watching Bernadette as I assfucked her hard, slamming up off of the couch into her soft ass, all the fucking way. She squirted hard, coating my groin and stomach. Penny licked me clean. I pulled Bernadette off of me and pounded Penny's ass for an hour straight. She screamed in ecstasy the whole time and squirted 7 times. I pissed some in her ass too. Bernadette pulled me out and sucked my cock, swallowing my piss. Penny sucked me too, swallowing a mouthful of warm piss. Penny and Bernadette both sucked me off, swallowing my cream, grinning ear to ear as they did. Bernadette fucked Howard in the ass with a huge strapon. She smacked him and spit on him, berating him the whole time. She can be a fierce little bitch when she wants to. I fucked Bernadette's tits and came all over them. Penny licked up my cum and kissed Bernadette. They spit my cum back and forth into each other's mouths before finally swallowing it all. Bernadette and Howard spent the night. Howard slept on the sofa. Bernadette slept with us. We had an all night threesome. Bernadette pissed all over Howard in the morning. She got Penny and me to do it too. Bernadette sucked me and Penny clean while she made Howard watch. Bernadette made Howard lay on the floor as Penny squatted over his mouth and squirted my cum out of her pussy into his mouth, after I fucked Penny silly for 30 minutes. Bernadette kissed him... to share my cum. Penny and I kissed while Howard and Bernadette ate my cum. It's always a blast when we get together. Hey, it's... Penny vs Bernadette. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  My Freaky Porn with Giada De Laurentiis This is a continuation of my story My Slutty Neighbor Giada... We decide to start making freaky porn movies... This one is filmed on the set of her Everyday Italian Food Network Show... Enjoy. *** I was getting ready for my first porn shoot, with my good friend and neighbor Giada De Laurentiis. We had decided to start making porn movies, since we were fucking our brains out at home, it only made sense to make some money off of it. Giada looked so gorgeous, as always. She was smiling over at me. She was wearing a very low cut white blouse, showing monster cleavage and skin tight jeans. She was wearing white stripper pumps too. She was walking sex, such a gorgeous fuck and suck goddess. I went over and kissed her neck, while I fondled her perfect C cup natural tits. "Mmmmm, you're horny already, huh Dick?" She grinded her booty on my crotch. "Always am babe, especially around you and these perfect tits." I groped them and softly bit her neck, slowly licking it. "You love my titties, don't you baby? Mmmmmm." She leaned back into me, as I played with her gorgeous tits. "Fuck yeah Giada, your tits are two of the best I've ever groped... and I've groped a lot of fucking tits baby." We laughed and I kept squeezing those tits. Her nipples were rock hard, they threatened to rip through her top and bra. I nibbled her ear and grinded my hard cock on her ass, through her jeans. I snuck my hand down in her pants, she wasn't wearing panties, and rubbed her sweet pussy. Giada writhed against me, and moaned, in such a sexy voice. "FIVE MINUTES EVERYONE." The director of her show yelled out to the crew. "We need to be quick Dick." Giada turned around quickly, to face me, and knelt down. She pulled my hard cock out of my thin sweatpants and sucked it all the way down. She jerked the shaft, as fast as she could, while she nibbled on the head. I put my left hand on her head and enjoyed the blowjob. She licked all the way up and down my cock, looking up at me. She smiled that beautiful smile of hers and licked my cock from tip to base, spending extra time licking underneath the head. My cock jumped and she laughed. She kept licking it quickly. It felt so fucking food. She lightly scratched her fingernails up and down my shaft, as she licked under the head faster. My cock kept jumping in response to her licking. She smiled and rubbed my big balls, lightly scratching them. She sucked my thick cock head in her mouth and sucked it ravenously. She jerked my shaft, as fast as she could. I could feel my cum ready to explode into her mouth. "Here it cums!" I told her and she sucked my head faster. My cock exploded in her mouth, dumping a massive load of thick jizz, into her sucking mouth. She moaned her approval of the taste and guzzled it down. I kept cumming and she kept swallowing. Thick burst after thick burst of creamy cum was blasted into her hungry mouth. I just kept cumming. She looked at me the whole time. I was so turned on by her, the cum flowed out of my cock. Her throat was working overtime. You could see it expanding and contracting, as she swallowed the massive amount of thick jizz I pumped into it. I finally stopped cumming. She licked my entire cock clean and sucked every drop out of the head, she possibly could. She kissed my big cock and smiled at me. "That was delicious Dick. Thank you sweetie." Giada smiled and got up, fixing her lip gloss and prepared to start filming her show/our porn movie. "Hey everyone, welcome to Everyday Italian. On today's episode we have a very special treat. You get to watch me and my close friend Dick, make a freaky porn video. First up is Ziti with a meat gravy. Dick, come over here please." Giada was smiling and being her usual charming self. I waked over to her, my camera in my right hand, while her crew filmed her show. I got behind Giada. "OK everyone, Dick is gonna lower my jeans and fuck my pussy, doggy style, while I make the Ziti. Go ahead Dick, fuck away baby." She was so sexy, directing me. I pulled her skin tight jeans down and pulled my very hard cock out. I rubbed it on her clean shaven pussy. I rubbed it across her labia slowly. She moaned. I wasn't too interested in her cooking at that moment, but I looked at it, as I slowly rubbed my cock on her super soft labia. She looked back at me, smiling and kissed me. I slowly inched my way up her gorgeous pussy, as she prepared the pasta. She moaned, closing her eyes for a second. I kissed her neck, as I filmed me fucking her pussy. I pulled almost all the way out and slowly pushed all the way back in her pussy, catching it all on camera. It looked great and felt even better. I kept slowly fucking her pussy, as she started in on the meat gravy. She cooked some pork and beef, while I fucked her pussy faster. I smacked her ass, with my left hand and slammed my thick cock in her pussy, with more forceful aggression. She added some tomatoes and tomato paste, stirring it all together. I was filming her ass, while I slammed my hard cock up that sweet pussy harder. In and out harder, drilling that pussy, stretching it out, slamming up it. "I'm cummingggggggg!!" Giada tried to remain calm, but she squirted all over my cock and I kept slamming up her pussy harder and harder. "Mmmmmmmmm, I love Dick's cock so much... And him too, of course." Giada smiled, her beautiful smile, back at me. I fucked her pussy with blazing speed. I grunted. She knew I was gonna cum, so she quickly got a bowl and pulled my cock out of her pussy. She jerked me off into the bowl. I groaned and shot a huge load of thick jizz into the bowl. She jerked every drop out. "Don't forget to get all of the cream out, ladies." She leaned over and licked the head of my cock slowly. She lapped up the cum oozing out, looking right at me, as she pulled it into her mouth and swallowed it. She sucked the head to make sure she got every drop. She put the bowl on the counter for later. After she finished the Ziti and meat gravy, she fed me some. It was delicious, just like her. She fed me, as I played with her pussy, fingering it and rubbing her clit. I shoved some Ziti up her pussy and she squatted over my mouth, a crew member filming our movie. I ate the Ziti and meat sauce, straight out of her pussy. I licked it out and sucked it out. She grinded on my mouth and I shoved my tongue up her tasty pussy, eating out all the pasta and meat sauce. I licked her out totally and she squirted in my mouth. I licked up all of her pussy nectar and used it to wash down her pasta dish. "Mmmmmmmmm baby, eat it all up, sexy man. Damn, you're good." Giada was enjoying herself. Giada brought in another Food Network honey, Sunny Anderson, to help with dessert. She walked in wearing a tight blue tank top and tight jeans. She walked over to us and immediately grabbed my hard cock, shaking it. "Welcome Sunny, for dessert we are gonna make a very decadent chocolate cheesecake." Giada winked at me. I pulled Sunny's tight jeans and black thong off. "Thank you for having me Giada. This is gonna be fun." Sunny said, winking at me. I knelt down and shoved my tongue up Sunny's ass, while I fingered Giada's. Both ladies moaned, as they fixed the cheesecake. Giada poured my cum from earlier in the mix, replacing the eggs. "My man Dick's special cream will be a very tasty replacement for the eggs. Yum." Giada put some on her fingers and licked it off. Sunny did as well. They both approved of my cum, so I smiled, as I wiggled my tongue up Sunny's thick black ass. I smacked it and squeezed it, slithering my tongue up that big booty quickly. Both women came on me and my fingers. I licked them both clean and smacked both of their asses. They mixed the ingredients and put the cake in the oven. I shoved my mega hard cock up Sunny's thick black ass and drilled it hard. "FUCK MY ASS DADDY!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING WHITE DICK BABY!!" Sunny yelled out and I slammed her ass harder. I pulled her top off and pulled her nice tits out of her bra. Giada sucked them, as I pulled her hair and slammed her black ass relentlessly, jackhammering my big white cock all the way up her huge black booty. I reached over and pulled Giada's top off, pulling her tits our of her bra. I squeezed her perfect C cup tits, as I drove my cock up Sunny's ass. I pulled out of Sunny and she turned around, quickly kneeling and sucking my cock. She sucked down all of the precum leaking out. I grabbed her hair and forcefully fucked her mouth, pushing all the way down her throat. She gagged and spit up around my cock. I just kept fucking her throat deep. I reached down and squeezed her nice full tits hard and pounded her sucking throat. I pulled out of her mouth turned Giada around, lifting her up and sitting her on the counter. I spit on my cock, Sunny rubbed it in, and I shoved my cock all the fucking way up Giada's perfect ass. "YESSSSSS!! FUCK MY ASS DICKKKKKKKKK!!" Giada yelled out and I fucking pummeled her ass, super fast and with jackhammer power. I slammed all 10 thick inched up her ass, putting my hand around her throat. It turned her on, so I kept my hand there, lightly choking her, while I pounded her ass. Sunny ate her pussy and Giada squirted in her mouth. I pulled Sunny's head to me and kissed her, tasting Giada again. I let go of Giada's throat. I squeezed Sunny's tits and slammed Giada's ass. Over and over slamming my big cock up that sweet, well toned ass. I squeezed her tits too. I was groping both chicks tits and pounding Giada's ass. FUCK, I LOVE MY LIFE!! I came up Giada's ass. I pulled out and Sunny sucked my cock clean. She then ate the cum out of Giada's ass. I just watched and filmed. The cake was done and Giada got down, getting it out of the oven. After it cooled, she decorated it and the ladies tried it. "Mmmmmmmmm, this is delicious Giada." Sunny liked it. "Yes it is, so yummy, thank you Dick... for your cream." Giada smiled at me. "Anytime babe, here's something to wash it down with..." I pissed on both of them. Giada quickly got two glasses and they held them towards my pissing cock. They filled them and drank my piss from the glasses. They kept doing it, as I kept pissing. "A great COCKtail for us too? Thanks Dick, you're a sweetheart." Giada smiled and winked at me, blowing me a kiss, as I finished pissing. They both sucked me clean, as Giada signed off. "Thanks for watching everyone, make sure to look out for my handsome sweetheart Dick and I and our freaky porn adventures... more, coming soon." Giada smiled and sucked my cock, as Sunny sucked my balls. I love fucking Giada and I love making... 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11/18/2019  James' SEX TV Ch. 1 This is a super spectacular sleazy freakfest fuck parody... It's fucking hot... But, it ain't real. This is a new sleazy, freaky, fuck parody series about me starting a new pay channel, James' SEX TV... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My girlfriend, Kim Kardashian and I were sitting around our Malibu home, smoking some weed and relaxing, before heading out. I looked at my babe and smiled. She's so fucking beautiful. That long dark, shiny hair. Those luscious, full lips. That perfect, curvy body in that skin tight, creme colored wraparound dress. Those four inch creme colored high heels. She is a walking, talking, great fucking dream come true. We were heading out to my new pay TV channel, James' SEX TV. Hey, sex sells, so why not make a channel about it? All the famous chicks I pimp are gonna help out and host shows. Kim has her own talk show, Kim's World. My channel is gonna be celebrities galore and sleazy, freaky sex galore. A perfect combo for a TV channel... Or any other situation. We headed over to Hollywood and went into the studio building I bought. Kim invested in it too, so she's president. I'm CEO. Kim went to her office, while I went over to the, Wendy Does Gossip, set. My old friend Wendy Williams was doing a gossip show on my channel, so I decided to check out her progress. I ran into Spence Ulchin, another old friend from New York. I had hired him as my assistant. His duties at the channel were to keep things running smoothly... However he could. He was a busy guy, but a good worker. "Hey Spence, go check on Kim and see if she needs anything." "Yes sir. I'll go right over there." He headed over to Kim's office, while I saw my girl Wendy in the hair and makeup room. "Hey there gorgeous." "JAMES. How u doin?" She got me with her catchphrase. "You're looking handsome, like always babe." "You're looking fucking gorgeous, as always. Damn, titties all out and stuff. Lookin' fucking fantastic and shit." We laughed. Wendy shook those awesome, huge fake tits for me. "The girls missed you." I walked over behind her and reached around groping those huge tits. Wendy moaned and stuck her huge chest out for me. I slowly unbuttoned her short, lavender dress top. Her huge tits encased in her lacey purple bra, I squeezed and shook them roughly. Wendy moaned and purred. She put her hands over mine. The makeup artist took the hint and left, closing the door behind her. Fuck, I love Wendy's tits. They are so fucking big. She's lost some weight recently, but her tits didn't get any smaller. They look even bigger now. I pulled them out of her bra cups and squeezed them softly... then roughly, alternating, eliciting such sexy moans from Wendy. "You missed the girls too huh?" Wendy asked, rubbing my hands and forearms, as I played with her enormous black breasts. "Oh yeah baby. Oh yeah." I leaned down and slowly licked her neck, up and down, slowly. Meanwhile... Spence walked up to Kim's office door and started to knock, when he heard moaning. The door was cracked, so he peeked in and saw Kim using her Hitachi magic wand on herself. Her dress was open and she was playing with her left tit, as she used the magic wand on her pussy. Spence didn't know what to do. He was turned on, but also scared, knowing Kim was my woman. He accidentally hit the door with his foot and startled Kim. She quickly closed her dress. Spence acted like nothing happened and knocked on the door. "Yes?" Kim asked, closing and tying her dress. "Um, sorry ma'am. James just wanted me to check on you and see if you needed anything." "Oh, hey Spence. Come in...So...how, much did you see?" Kim knew Spence was a nice guy and a friend of mine. She also knew he wouldn't try anything, so it was accidental. Spence walked in her office and looked nervous. "Um... Noth... Nothing." He stammered. Kim laughed. "It's ok Spence. I know it was an accident. I'm not mad at you. Did you like what you saw? Kim winked, teasing him. "Um... Yeah... I mean..." "Well I'm glad. I would've been upset if you said no." Kim smiled. She enjoyed teasing Spence. I need you to help me with something. I'm gonna interview Erin Andrews. Will you stay and help with the interview?" "Ummm... Sure. How can I help with it?" "You'll see." Kim winked at him again. She's such a sexy tease. Meanwhile, back in the hair and makeup room... "God, I love your cock." Wendy said, smiling around my shaft. She was sucking me so good. Her thick, red lips smearing her lipstick all over my cock. I was sitting on the counter in front of her. She was in the makeup chair, her head flying up and down my cock. I leaned back and smiled, loving those gorgeous, full lips wrapped around my shaft. Wendy was nude now. I reached down and squeezed her huge tits as her thick hair flew wildly, her mouth rocketing up and down my big cock. I got up before I came and sat in the chair. I sat Wendy in my lap, facing me and slid my rock hard manhood up her beautiful, mature twat. Wendy rode me like a champ. She looked right at me, her hands on my face. Her mouth was wide open, soft moans coming from her mouth. Her huge fake jugs bounced as she did on my cock. She looked so gorgeous. Back in Kim's office... "Erin, I think James explained your duties here. Did he tell you about your extracurricular responsibilities also?" "Yes, he explained everything to me. I have to admit... it's a big step for me. I've never fucked on camera, or fucked a sponsor. I mean I've fooled around a little to get jobs, but not full on fucking." Spence sat on the couch staring. He was fixated on Erin Andrews and her sex talk. He, like millions of others, has a huge crush on Erin. Kim knew this, so it was part of her teasing. She also knew he would love being this close to her. It was a reward for Spence being such a good worker. "Tell me more. Tell us more." Kim looked over at Spence, who was trying not to drool all over himself. She laughed. "Well... I've sucked a couple of cocks for jobs... and I let a couple of colleagues and a producer fuck my tits. Stuff like that." "Would you mind showing Spence and I your beautiful breasts?" Kim laughed. Spence almost fell off of the sofa. "Sure." Erin stood up and unbuttoned her white blouse. She took it off and put it on the chair. She reached around and unhooked her white bra. She tossed it over to Spence. Kim and Erin giggled. Spence smelled it and rubbed it on his face. He put it in his pocket. Erin posed with her hands on her hips. Her breasts are magnificent. Natural C cups, perfectly perky. Perfectly shaped. Her small nipples were hard. Her long, wavy blonde hair flowed down her back. She looked perfect. Kim walked around to the front of her desk and sat on the edge of it. She looked at Erin's perfect tits. "May I?" Kim gestured to Erin's tits. "Sure." Kim reached out and softly cupped Erin's perky tits. She squeezed them and bounced them. She rubbed the nipples with her thumbs. Erin moaned softly. Spence just stared with an open mouth. His cock was rock hard in his pants and he hoped desperately, that he didn't cum in them. "Thank you. You have gorgeous breasts Erin." "Thank you... So do you." "These things?" Kim knew she had perfect tits, so she faked humility. She squeezed them through her dress, looking at them. "Spence, why don't you get an up close look at Erin's beautiful breasts? I'm sure you'd love to." Spence jumped up off of the couch and ran over to Erin. Kim and Erin laughed. Spence looked Erin's tits over, staring open mouthed. Erin shook her head and smiled. Kim grabbed Spence hands and put them on Erin's tits. He was happily shocked. He squeezed them roughly. Erin moaned. "You know Erin, you said you've never fucked on the job... Maybe you should work out the kinks with ol' Spence here." Spence was so excited he threw off his clothes in record time. Kim chuckled. Erin looked at him and laughed. "Oh... Ok, I guess." Erin took off her jeans and white thong She grabbed Spence's small, chubby cock and jerked it. Spence groaned uncontrollably, so excited knowing he was gonna fuck Erin Andrews. His cock leaked precum all over her hand. His cock was already hard, so she just bent over and grabbed the chair. Erin lined up Spencer's cock with her pussy, rubbed it on her labia and slid it into her own pussy. She moaned. Spence grabbed her long, thick blonde hair and pulled it, as he smacked her gorgeous, well toned ass and fucked her doggy style. He grunted and groaned as he quickly fucked Erin's sweet snatch. She moaned wildly enjoying that thick cock in her pussy. Spence may not be the kind of guy her husband is, but his cock felt good to her at that moment, so she got into it. Spence groaned and smiled, loving every fucking second of fucking Erin Andrews. His head flew wildly, he grunted loud and slammed his chubby cock into Erin's clean shaven pussy. He lost his mind for a second and tried to reach over and grab Kim's tit, but she smacked his hand away before he could touch it. She gave him a very serious and upset look. "Sorry." Spence lowered his head, knowing he had messed up. "Mmmmmm, fuck me Spence. Just don't cum in me... Ok?" Erin asked, biting her lower lip, very much enjoying Spence's cock in her juicy, dripping twat. "OK. Can I cum on your tits?" Spence asked, looking at Erin's gorgeous tits as they swung under her, from the pussy pounding he was giving her. "Yes. I'm gonna cummmm!" Erin clenched her mouth and came all over Spence's thick cock. He quickly pulled out. Erin turned around and knelt down. She grabbed his cock from him, jerked it quickly and pointed it at her tits. Spence grunted so fucking loud and sprayed Erin's beautiful jugs. His cock jerked in her hand, shooting out his cum all over her tits. Spence weezed and his body shook from excitement. Kim giggled, covering her mouth. Spence looked down at Erin. She wiped his cock clean on her tits, looking at the jizz all over them. "That was great Erin...And Spence. (Giggling) You will be fine Erin. Just fine." Kim walked behind her desk and sat down, looking at her schedule. Erin and Spence got dressed. Kim's talk show wasn't debuting with the other shows. She was taking some time to get used to helping run things in the office, before she started her show. Meanwhile, back in the makeup room... "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY ASS BABY!! FUCK IT JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" I had Wendy bent over the counter, as I fucked her thick ass mercilessly. My big cock flying in and out of that, now loose, chocolate booty. I smacked that ass, HARD. Wendy screamed in delight. "YESSSSS!! I smacked it again, HARDER! "YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! TAKE MY ASS JAMES!! TAKE ME!! I'M YOURS!!" I squeezed her huge tits hard, pinching her thick, brown nipples. Her milk shot out, coating the counter. I drilled up her ass harder and fucking harder! Wendy squirted again for the 8th time. The floor was covered in her pussy juice. I kept ass thumping her, squeezing those perfect, fake tits, as my white cock thrust hurriedly up her ebony ass. I pulled out and swung her around. She knelt down quickly and shoved my cock into her mouth. Wendy sucked me so fucking fast, greedily gulping down my manmeat. I thrust quickly into her sexy sucking mouth and came hard, blasting my cream into her mouth. She swallowed it down quickly, guzzling it all, as soon as my cock pumped it out. She smiled up at me, her long tongue wrapped so beautifully around my shaft. Wendy sucked me clean, moaning loudly. She smiled big and smacked her beautiful lips, when my cock slid out of her mouth. Wendy kissed the head and rubbed my cock all over her lips. She needed more makeup, but I didn't care. I love fucking her. "Thank you baby... I needed that." Wendy said, smiling up at me, kissing my cock. "Thanks for coming to work for me. Your show's gonna be a big hit, beautiful." "My pleasure, handsome." Wendy kept looking up at me, my cock on her lips. I made my way up to Kim's office. I passed Erin Andrews. She hugged and kissed me. I knocked on Kim's door and walked in. She was looking over our focus groups charts. Spence was on the sofa, working on a camera. Kim saw me and ran over to me. "Hey baby. My handsome man." She put her arms around my neck and kissed me, passionately, repeatedly. I love kissing her. She has the most delicious lips I've ever kissed. She's a helluva great kisser too. I had my arms around her waist, kissing her, picking her up and kissing her again. "Fuck, you're beautiful." I looked my girl over. She's perfect from head to toe. "Thank you handsome." "So, how's everything so far?" "Great, Spence worked out Erin Andrews' kinks. He did good. We may have a new porn star show with him." Kim winked at him. She was teasing him, but it gave me a great idea. A porn movie segment where Spence fucks celebrity chicks and porn stars. It's like an every man type of thing. You get to see a chubby, nerdy guy fuck all these super hot women. The regular guys watching could live vicariously through him. It would be a big hit. I told Kim and Spence the idea. Kim was hesitant at first, but she got what I was saying and agreed with me. Spence was nervous about it, having to perform on camera. When I reminded him of all of the hot, famous pussy he was gonna get, he came around and agreed too. We had another appointment scheduled, so I decided to see my idea come to life, up close. Danica Patrick, Jenna Jameson and Giada De Laurentiis were all friends and fuck partners of mine and all of them were gonna be on my new channel. I explained the concept to them. "You see, it's like an every guy gets to fuck all the hotties type of porn movie thing. The viewers get to live out their fantasies through Spence, who's like an every guy... If every guy was a chubby nerd." I was teasing him. "Sorry Spence... Just teasing." He smiled and played along. "I think it's a great idea. Who's he gonna film with first?" Giada asked. "Well, I was thinking we could film a test scene with you guys." All three ladies looked at each other and talked amongst themselves. "You mean you want him to fuck all three of us... On camera?" Jenna had a kind of a "I don't know" look on her gorgeous face. "I know he's not the typical kind of guy that three gorgeous women like yourselves usually hook up with... But, yeah." They talked some more. I looked at Kim. This may be harder than I thought. She and I were sitting on the edge of her desk. We just looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders. "What the hell... I'm in... just no anal." Danica agreed to do it. I smiled. She looked so gorgeous in tight jeans and a tight blue Chicago Cubs tee shirt. Spence had been kinda down, knowing the women weren't into fucking him... but his attitude was a lot more cheery now that Danica agreed to fuck him. Jenna was wearing a white one piece swimsuit with low cut jeans. Giada had on a gray tank top and gray and white striped sweatpants. They talked some more and finally made their decision. "We're in. But only because of you babe. You owe us for this. We want that cock of yours too." Giada announced. I looked at Kim. She smiled at me. It looks like I was gonna be making a porn movie after all. A short while later, we were all, even Kim, naked and Kim was filming Jenna and Giada sucking my cock. She also filmed Danica riding Spence's chubby cock on the sofa, facing him. Kim knelt down and zoomed in to catch Spence's cock driving up Danica's clean shaven snatch. She smacked Danica's sweet ass and came over to me. She bent over and backed the world's most perfect ass, up to my face. I smacked it, spread those cheeks wide and slid my tongue up her ass. She moaned with such a sexy voice, as I ate out her perfect ass. Giada and Jenna took turns sucking my cock and balls. Kim filmed it all. Spence now had Danica bent over the chair and was fucking her doggy style. Kim squirted on me. I quickly pushed my mouth on her pussy and sucked her pussy nut out. I licked her out and sucked too. I lapped up every drop of juice she shot out. I kissed her pussy and smacked that ass again. She moved over to film Spence drilling Danica. Kim reached under her and played with one of Danica's small tits while she filmed the action. Danica rubbed Kim's pussy and leaned over, eating it out. I was fucking Jenna, bouncing her in my arms, kissing her. Giada knelt down under Danica and sucked Spence's balls. He had the happiest look ever, on his face. I was enjoying watching him fuck the hot chicks. It was the contrast that made it cool. It made it sleazier and that made me hard as hell. Jenna screamed into my mouth and squirted all over my cock. I kissed her and let her down. I reached over and smacked Kim's ass while Danica ate her out. She looked back at me and smiled, blowing me a kiss. There were four super hot chicks in that room and mine was the hottest. I just smiled. Spence pulled out and came on Giada's mouth. She lapped up the thick jizz, sucking his head to get it all out. "Yummy." Spence smiled, knowing Giada not only swallowed his jizz, but also liked the taste. "OK Spence... Fuck my ass." Giada looked back and told him, as she held onto the chair in front of her. Jenna sucked his cock, spitting on it, to lube him. She spit on Giada's ass and guided his cock up Giada's gorgeous, perfectly toned ass. Giada smiled big. "YESSSSS!!" Spence fucked her ass, her perfect natural tits hanging down flopping as Spence assfucked her. Jenna smacked Giada's ass. "Yeah, fuck it bitch. Pound my ass!!" Spence obliged, drilling her sweet ass harder. Jenna sucked his balls as he did. Jenna was playing with her pussy. She moaned loud with Spence's balls in her mouth and squirted across the room. It was impressive. Danica and Kim both sucked me off, as I filmed everything. I filled both of the gorgeous mouths. They swallowed my load and both sucked me dry. It was a very fun movie shoot. I fucked all four women in the ass and pussy and tits. I came in all four mouths. Kim and I alternated filming. We watched Spence have the time of his life. He even got to pound Danica in the ass. She finally got so turned on, she changed her mind on the whole, no anal, stuff. I fucked Kim the most. She's the one I wanted the most. I came in her pussy, ass, mouth and on her tits. The other three women ate it all up, cleaning my cum off of her perfect tits. We filmed into the night. About a five hour scene... Probably gonna need some editing. Ha. Spence fucked Danica, Giada and Jenna. I fucked them and Kim. She's all mine. It was a great day and it was just the beginning. Hell... This was only Chapter 01. (Laughing)... of... James' SEX TV. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Fuck You TV Ch. 1 Fuck You TV. The network all about sex, more sex and all kinds of sleazy debauchery gone wild. Nonstop fuck fun and all around crazy ass horniness run amok. Buckle up. It's Fuck O Clock... This is a new series in the style of Kentucky Fried Movie from the 70's. It's a hodge podge of different short stories that aren't necessarily tied together in any way other than they are all about nonstop sexual hijinks and sleazy debauchery. Some short stories tie together, but most don't. Sit back and enjoy the far out, freaky, fucked up sexual fantasy world of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp... "Good evening everyone... I'm Katie Couric. This is the Fuck You TV Nightly News." Katie gets comfy, unbuttoning her beige jacket. It falls open, exposing her bare 34C breasts underneath. "Please don't be distracted by my beautiful breasts. Tonight, Fuck You TV has learned..." Katie picks up an ice cube and rubs it all over her very perky, pink nipple, making it hard as steel, and dripping wet also. She then moves to the other one, repeating the process, as she calmly delivers the news. "... That well known porn producer extraordinaire James has just finished his biggest project yet. It's an Austin Powers parody called Dr Evil Fucks Up The World's Ass. It, of course, stars James' father, Dr Evil. Fuck You TV's Sofia Vergara has more." Katie sucks the half melted ice cube, then swallows it, her pulsating, wet nipples poking right at the camera. Cut to Sofia at the porn studio... "Thank you Katieeee. I talked to Dr Evil earlier about the movie. Here's what he had to say." Sofia says, smiling so beautifully at the camera. "Dr Evil... thank you soooo much for this interview. How much fun was it making your son's... HI JAMESSSSSS... LOVE YOUUUUUU!..." Sofia waves at the camera and blows me a big, sexy kiss. "How much fun was it making his newest porn movie?" "Well... Sofia. It's was a pleasure starting... by the way... in my son's newest porn movie. It's quite fun... and quite evil as well." My dad taps his fingers together, trying to look like an evil mastermind, as he sits in the chair across from Sofia. Her super cleavage is almost spilling out of her skin tight, low cut brown top. Dad starts gawking hard at it. Sofia giggles and shakes her big boobies for him. "Ah ah ahh... I mean... boobies... no... evil boobies... no..." Dad stammers badly, popping a boner in his gray, evil slacks, staring open mouthed at Sofia's E cup melons. "He he he. You're so sweetttttt. Like your son. Where is James by the way? WHERE ARE YOU JAMESSSSSS? COME HERE PAPIIIIIIII. MMMMMMMMMM." Sofia is a sweetheart. A very sexy, and quite slutty sweetheart. "I mean..."Dad shakes his head to clear it. "Our movie is quite possibly the greatest movie ever undertaken. It's truly an evil cinematic masterpiece. Isn't that right Mr Bigglesworth?" My dad starts petting his pussy... cat... Mr Bigglesworth. He and the cat stare at Sofia's awesome cleavage. She shakes it again for both of them. "Awwww. Such a nice pussy. Mwah Mwah Mwah." Sofia blows kisses at Mr Bigglesworth. "Righttttttttt." Dad does his shtick, petting his cat, whilst still ogling my good fuck buddy's amazingly beautiful boobies. "Can I play with your pussy, Dr Evil? He's so big and furry." Sofia asks. Dad hands her the cat. "Only if I can play with yours too, my dear. MWAHHAHAHAAAAAA." Dad chuckles at his evil, flirtatious joke. He even gets his upturned pinky at the corner of his mouth move in as well. He's in full on Dr Evil mode. "Yes... of course papi." Sofia smiles, winking at dad, playing along. "It's not as furry as yours though. It's more like a Mexican hairless pussy... cat." Sofia winks at dad. Dad does his evil, goofy laugh, enjoying the playful, sexual banter with Sofia. "I wish you and your son could both play with it at the same time. Two pollas in my pussy sounds so fun. Siiiiiiiii!" Sofia smiles so big, petting Mr Bigglesworth, laughing at my dad's jaw dropped stare at her. Cut back to Katie at the news studio... "YEAHHHHHHHH... Mmmmmmm." Katie's leaning back in her chair, an 18 year old male intern eating her out, lapping up that sweet milf pussy like there's no tomorrow. "OH..." Katie quickly turns around when she notices the camera's back on, pushing the intern's head away. "Thank you Sofia for that report." Katie's eyes go wide as the intern starts eating her pussy again, under the news desk. She immediately starts cumming on his quick licking tongue. He reaches up and starts fondling her 34C jugs too. "I do enjoy this fucking job." Katie gives us that sweet Katie Couric smile, as her intern laps up her sweet pussy nut. Back over at the porn studio... "SI PAPI... SIIIIII!" Sofia yells out, as Dr Evil plunges his fat weiner up her hairless twat. They're standing against the wall... Mr Bigglesworth peeing in the corner of the room. "BAD CAT! STOP THAT!" Dad yells at his cat, Sofia legs wrapped around his evil waist, her arms around his evil neck. He's enjoying the hell outta banging Sofia Vergara... but his problem pops up again. Premature ejaculation. Yep... dad cums already. "HUH? THAT'S ALL? WHAT THE..." Sofia gets off of dad, pulling her beige mini skirt back down, very disappointed in his lack of endurance. She shakes her gorgeous head in disgust. "Sorryyyyyyyyy. Umm... I have a problem. See..." Dad tries to explain, but Sofia isn't interested. "Such a dork. Oh my God!" She starts cussing to herself in Spanish and walks away. Poor dad is left there in evil shame. "It's your fault Mr Bigglesworth. I have to worry about you peeing everywhere. It's distracting." Dad tries to save face, by blaming his cat. "Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you Mr Bigglesworth. Come... let's go and take over the world." Dad apologizes to Mr Bigglesworth. The cat jumps in his arms and they head out... my dad's evil laugh echoing as they do. ... At a random trailer park in a random town outside of Hollywood... It's the hit show Trailer Park Blues... "YESSSSSSSSSS!! GIVE ME THAT WHITE DICK BABYYYYYYY!!" My huge titty, ebony pornstar girlfriend Rachel Raxxx screams out, as she rides me on my bed, cumming all over my huge, pussy thumping white dick. I'm looking up at her, squeezing the hell outta those giant chocolate melons, as she bounces all over my dick. "HOT DAMN BITCH! I LOVE THAT SWEET BLACK PUSSY!" God damn... Rachel's cunt feels so damn good! The bed is shaking like crazy, as my black girlfriend works over my white weiner with intense sexual fervor and extreme, fuck crazed sluttiness. Rachel's sweet, slick, chocolate pussy grips my fat white meat perfectly, jerking it off as she rides it. She's smoking a fat blunt as she rides me. I finish downing a bottle of Jack and toss it, ready to cum dump in her. She wants me to get her pregnant again... for the sixth time. Bitch loves being a pregnant ho. She says it increases her fee. Dudes love to pay for pregnant pussy, so she loves for me to keep her knocked up. I grunt and release my cum wave up Rachel's slick throbbing cunt. Her eyes roll back in her head, as she smokes, slowly grinding on my cumming cock. Weed smoke is everywhere, the sweet, strong scent of Jack Daniels permeates the air too. My cum blasts out, pumping so deep up my girl's vacuum sucking chocolate cunt. I smile, loving the feeling, pulling those thick, rubbery nipples, squeezing those gigantic tits. Chocolate titty milk squirts everywhere. Ahhhhh... sexual heaven. Rachel leans down and kisses me, sharing the smoke. We kiss, her massive, soft melons rubbing so enticingly on my chiseled chest. I finish cum dumping in her, while she sucks off my tongue. Rachel loves to blow, so she's really fucking good at it. "I've got a date with a judge down in Glendale. He usually just wants a blowjob, but he wants anal this time too, so it's gonna be a big payday for us, baby." Rachel tells me, as we share the fat blunt. "He's got a real nice dick... especially for an old dude." Rachel smirks, puffing hard on the blunt, then putting it in my mouth. "Big paydays are the best kind, baby." I remark. Rachel softly kisses all over my face and neck. I'm all about the paper. No jealousy here. My bitch fucks a lot of other dudes, but she belongs to me. She's my ho. Says so on her ass. She's got a big I BELONG TO JAMES tattoo on her ass. I love that. We pimp cuddle and smoke out the blunt. A nice relaxing time with my bitch. Swagged out with my big ass white cock out. Ha. Rachel gets up to get ready for her date. My mama Beth (Beth Chapman) walks in calmly, tosses her white bathrobe, takes Rachel's place... jumping up on me... slides my fat fucking dick up her tight, plump ass and starts riding away on her son's foot long weiner. I grab her 38Fs and enjoy the ride. God... I love my sleazy life. (Big pimp smirk) ... (Commercial on Fuck You TV)... TV pitchman for Horny Pills... "Hey friends. Do you ever feel down in the dumps? Depressed? Well... Horny Pills are the fix you need. Just listen to these happy customers." "I'm Dave. I used to be down in the dumps all the damn time. My wife was cheating on me with everybody. But Horny Pills saved my life. I take one a day and I'm fucking every broad within a hundred mile radius of me 24/7. Even my cheating whore wife loves my dick up her ass as much as possible now. Thanks Horny Pills." "My names Esther. My worthless husband Al could never get it up enough for me, so I got some Horny Pills. Not for his worthless, sorry ass, but for me... and all the big dick studs I've been fucking instead of Al's little dick ass. Fuck him! I'm orgasming my black ass off. I'm having a great fucking time too. Thank you Horny Pills. You're the best." The Horny Pills pitchman holds a bottle of Horny Pills up and smiles a sleazy smile at the camera. "Remember folks... Horny Pills. They'll make your life a whole lot more worth living. Trust me. I sell used cars in my spare time, so you know I'm honest." He grins and winks at the camera. ... Backstage at Fuck You TV news... Katie is riding my face, while Sofia is riding my big ass white dick. I've already pissed all over both of them, drenching their gorgeous tits. The raw smell of warm urine, scotch and tacos fills the air... while I fill Sofia's clean shaven juicy as juicy gets pussy. "Drink my cum baby." Katie slut grinds on my mouth, creaming my mouth, as I lay on the sofa in her office. Sofia keeps bouncing away on my cock, my hands tightly locked on those E cup melons, as Sofia squirts and squirts and... squirts. "AYE PAPI!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Sofia is so fucking sexy. That accent drives me wild. Her pussy drives me wilder. After Katie grinds out her whole orgasm into my mouth and I suck her dry, I start cumming. Sofia jumps off my cock and starts sucking, drinking most of my thick load with a happy moan and huge smile. Katie joins her, jerking my spurting cock from Sofia's cum thirsty mouth and gulping down the rest of my thick, gooey sperm. Damn it feels good. The two horny sluts suck me cum dry, kissing and sucking tongues, greedily trying to our cum drink the other. I feed em both another load of piss. They both suck my pissing head at the same time, their lips locked. They drink down the huge wave of warm urine and each plays with one of my hard nipples, making my life quite enjoyable at this exact time. Just another wild day at Fuck You TV... it's just the beginning. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Gretchen Carlson Sex Toy I was standing on an elevator with my girl, Kathie Lee Gifford... and Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America, turned news chick, turned female justice warrior, was standing in front of us. She was wearing a green turtleneck blouse and tight black mini skirt and black heels. She was wearing a black sequined jacket as well. Her blonde hair was tightly hugging her very pretty face. I looked at Kathie Lee. She looked so gorgeous, wearing a white and black striped, sleeveless blouse and tight white Capri pants with white pumps. Her dirty blonde hair flowed nicely down her back, just past her shoulders. She smiled, knowing what I wanted to do. She kissed me and went over to Gretchen. They started talking and I pulled my big cock out. Kathie Lee looked back at me and smiled, blowing me a kiss. I stroked my cock as Kathie Lee and Gretchen talked. Kathie Lee rubbed Gretchen's shoulders, her left hand moved down her back, resting above Gretchen's very nice milf ass. Gretchen didn't object. I watched and stroked. Kathie Lee licking her gorgeous, pink lipsticked lips for me. All of a sudden Kathie Lee cupped Gretchen's ass. We both waited to see how she would react. There was tense silence for a few moments in the elevator. Katie Lee cupped and squeezed Gretchen's nicely shaped booty. My cock was rock hard. Gretchen didn't object, so Kathie Lee kept squeezing her ass, looking back at me and winking. Kathie Lee's right hand made its way to Gretchen's left breast, squeezing and cupping it. Gretchen moaned. Kathie Lee knew we had her then. "Gretchen, I'd like for you to meet my boyfriend, James. Gretchen turned around and her eyes went wide. She saw my big, thick, hard cock pointing at her. Kathie Lee got behind her, took off Gretchen's jacket, laying it on the floor and reached around, playing with Gretchen's natural jugs. Gretchen smiled at me. I stroked my rock hard cock for her. "It's a pleasure to meet you James." Gretchen smiled as Kathie Lee groped her gorgeous tits and softly bit her neck. She reached over and stopped the elevator and went back to her titty groping. I turned Gretchen around to face Kathie Lee and smacked her well shaped ass. She moaned. I smacked it again. "MMMMMMMM." She bit her lip, enjoying the double groping. I pulled her black panties down and threw them in the corner of the elevator, for someone else to find. I bent Gretchen over. Kathie Lee lowered her pants... she wasn't wearing panties... Kathie Lee pulled Gretchen's head to her gorgeous, mature pussy. Gretchen started licking it. I shoved my rock hard cock up her pussy. Gretchen gasped. Then she smiled and slithered her tongue up my woman's beautiful bald, milf pussy. I squeezed Gretchen's gorgeous cans and pussy thumped her, every inch of my throbbing manmeat, slamming up that wet, milf hole. Gretchen has a beautiful pussy, neatly trimmed, blonde and juicy. "Eat that pussy bitch!" Kathie Lee demanded. Gretchen obeyed, her tongue shoved all the way up Kathie Lee's cleanly shaven pussy. I was so fucking turned on. I drilled Gretchen's blonde pussy and squeezed those gorgeous cans. She moaned loudly and squirted on my cock. I doubled my efforts, fucking that bitch so ridiculously hard, my thighs slamming against her ass. Gretchen squirted again, coating my raging cock with her pussy nectar. Kathie Lee pulled her hair and squirted on her tongue. She reached her hand back to me and I kissed it. My woman and I were in perfect unison, sexually dominating the former Miss America. I pulled Gretchen's blouse up over her tits and pulled them out of her white lace bra. They were leaking milk. I squeezed her tits and nipples hard, her milk shot out onto the floor. She squirted again on my cock. Kathie Lee knelt down and sucked Gretchen's 34C natural jugs. Kathie Lee moaned around Gretchen's tits, sucking down her milk. I squeezed them for my woman, shooting the milk into her mouth. Kathie Lee let it dribble out of her mouth. That was so fucking sexy. I pounded Gretchen's milf pussy with relentless power and speed, my cock flying at hyper speed into that blonde milf cunt. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS... I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNNN!!" Gretchen screamed in sexual bliss and squirted super hard on my cock. It exploded out around my cock and hit the back of the elevator. I cum blasted Gretchen's cunt. My jizz shot out deep and hard into her sexy, soaking wet snatch. I just kept pussy thumping her. I slammed into Gretchen's beautiful cunt, my cum oozing out the sides of her pussy. Kathie Lee moved down and licked it all up. She licked my cock, as it pummeled Gretchen's cunt and she sucked my big, hanging balls too, as they hung down. I slammed Gretchen's milf pussy through two more Big O's, then I pulled out and put my cock in Kathie Lee's open, beautiful, mature mouth, cumming so fucking hard in it. Kathie Lee sucked out my jizz and swallowed it down, eagerly. She's so fucking sexy. Seeing her on her knees, sucking the cum out of my cock, is such a fucking hot sight. I pumped a massive load of cream into that gorgeous mouth. Her pink lipstick long gone, from sucking Gretchen's tits and my cock and balls. Kathie Lee sucked me totally dry, moaning loud and smiling so sexy, around my cock, the whole fucking time. "Down here bitch!" Kathie Lee ordered Gretchen, who immediately obeyed. Kathie Lee shoved my big ass cock in Gretchen's beautiful, hungry mouth. She sucked me happily. I started pissing in her mouth. She was shocked and let my cock fall out of her mouth, my piss falling out of her mouth, as well. "SUCK THAT PISS OUT OF MY MAN'S BEAUTIFUL COCK, YOU BITCH!!" Kathie Lee was Gretchen's sex boss now. Gretchen looked meekly at her and obeyed. She put my, still pissing cock, back in her mouth and sucked out the rest of my piss. Gretchen looked up at me and smiled that beautiful smile of hers. She sucked my happy cock as I pissed into that sexy mouth. Kathie Lee roughly groped her beautiful, milf jugs and drew out more milk. She sucked both of her tits, swallowing it down. Gretchen finally finished drinking my warm piss and sucked me dry. Kathie Lee kissed Gretchen, looking at me, winking. Kathie Lee played with Gretchen's perky tits as they kissed passionately for me. Kathie Lee sucked my cock some more, moaning so sexy. Kathie Lee stood up and put her pussy to Gretchen's sexy face. She pissed on Gretchen's sweet face, covering it and her blonde hair, in her warm yellow cocktail. "Yeah, take that piss slut! You're our slut now... our sex toy. We are gonna use you any way we want... any time we want. Do you understand bitch?" "Yes Mistress." "Good slut. Now suck my piss down you're worthless throat whore!" Gretchen obeyed happily, giving in to our desires. We owned her now. She was gonna be our sex toy. She gave herself totally to us. Gretchen put her mouth to Kathie Lee's perfect, bald cunt and sucked out all of her piss. I was so turned on. Kathie Lee jerked my throbbing cock, super fucking fast. We kissed. Gretchen sucked my cock after she finished cleaning Kathie Lee's pussy. I pulled Kathie Lee's blouse off and pulled her perfect 34D tits out of her white bra. I sucked them ravenously, stuffing her whole tits in my mouth. She moaned loud, hugging my head to her chest. I swallowed down Kathie Lee's sweet milk happily. I love her tit milk. I drink it every fucking day. I worked over her gorgeous, natural, mature tits, sucking them so insanely hard and hungrily. Gretchen made me pop in her mouth. She sucked out my jizz and swallowed it all down, smiling and moaning ecstatically. We went home, bringing Gretchen with us. She spent the night, calling her husband with an excuse, while I nailed her pussy on my desk, looking right at her. She blew me kisses, while she lied to her husband. She looked so fucking sexy, being a lying, sex crazed slut. I jizzed her pussy again. I knocked her up. She loved me getting her pregnant. Gretchen moved in with Kathie Lee and I. She divorced her loser husband, to be our sexy toy. She serves us happily, in any way we desire. She's our piss toilet. Kathie Lee and I never have to pee in the toilet... we just use Gretchen's holes. She loves every second of it. Gretchen sleeps on a bed beside our bed. She will wake me up with a blowjob or riding my cock, every day. I love when she shoots her breast milk all over my cock and Kathie Lee sucks me clean. Such a fun time. I love pissing in Kathie Lee's ass and watching Gretchen drink it out of Kathie Lee's gorgeous, well toned ass, while she squats over Gretchen's open mouth. Gretchen always smiles and licks her lips, smacking them for me. Kathie Lee and I love having Gretchen be our... Gretchen Carlson Sex Toy. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/18/2019  Sleaze World IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along with a little convincing from me... decided to try wearing his Leisure Suit Larry... well... leisure suit. It's white. He's also got on a blue polyester shirt, unbuttoned past his chest, with a gold chain on and some blue loafers. He's got his retro, lounge lizard scented cologne on too. Ready to pounce on any and all potential notches on his belt of love. Yeah... that part isn't gonna be easy. Spence is awkward with the ladies. Just like ol Larry. Kim giggles as she looks over my dorky cousin. He looks just like ol Larry Laffer, straight outta some cheap game. Spence is working it. He's feeling pretty good, determined to make this character work for him. I'm paying him to do it... for shits and giggles... to give me something to crack up about. We all like to bust Spence's balls anyway, so this is perfectly headed in that direction. Who knows... maybe he'll pull it off. If not, he made a few bucks and gave me some laughs, so it's a win win. Kim notices Spence's bulge in his white polyester pants. "Looks like you're really into this, huh Spence?" Kim points at his bulge. Spence covers himself and acts surprised and embarrassed, but I correct him. "Dude. You gotta play the character. Larry wouldn't get embarrassed by having an erection around a super hot babe. He's a ladies man. You gotta have some confidence. Be the character." I encourage him. Spence thinks about it and decides I'm right. "Sorry. You're right James. I'm Larry Laffer. I'm Leisure Suit Larry. I'll be the character." Spence pumps himself up. "That's right. Sleazy is the word dude." I smirk. "Yes. Sleazy is the word." Spence agrees. Kim giggles again. She kisses my cheek and gets off our bed, only wearing a red, silk bathrobe. "That's right Spence. Sleazy is the word. Here's some more encouragement." Kim adds, opening her robe, showing Spence her perfectly awesome nakedness. Spence stares, open mouthed. She closes her robe and ties it, then heads to the bathroom, as Spence gawks hard at her. I grin happily. I'm the king of sleazy fun, so this is right up my alley. "Go in and watch her shower. Remember. Be the character." I tell Spence. "You sure?" He asks, shaking his head, as his head clears from the awesome sight of Kim's naked body. "Yep. Don't creep her out though. Be sleazy... not creepy. May the force be with you." I laugh. Spence heads to the bathroom to watch Kim shower, while I turn on the TV, sitting on the edge of my bed. "Ummm... James told me to come watch you shower. I hope it's OK Kim." Spence nervously says, looking at my perfect, naked wife in the shower, but trying not to stare too hard. Kim giggles again and points for him to sit on the bench in the middle of the floor. He does, ramping up his goofy, and quite sleazy, gawking at Kim, as she showers. She puts on a show for him, sudsing her big firm tits and awesomely perfect ass up nicely, noticing Spence's bulge is at it's largest and hardest in his pants. He's definitely enjoying the shower show. Kim looks at Spence, licking her full lips slowly, cock teasing him perfectly. She keeps slowly rubbing the soap all over her perfectly curvaceous body, rubbing her hard clit over and over, the suds running down her legs, as the warm water cascades down her smooth, glistening skin. Spence gulps hard, but remembers what I said about being the character, thinking about how Larry Laffer would react in this situation. He confidently smirks and rubs his bulge, unzipping his pants and pulling it out. Kim laughs and nods her approval. Spence has a very thick dick, only six inches long, but very thick. It jumps, as Spence grins a very Cocky, sleazy grin, watching Kim wash herself. Kim motions him over, still laughing at the whole scene. Spence jumps up and struts over, really feeling the Leisure Suit Larry character. Kim opens the shower door. "Get the towel. You can help me dry off." Kim directs Leisure Suit Spence. He grabs the towel and starts drying off Kim. She steps out of the shower and holds her arms up, letting Spence dry her amazingly beautiful curves. Spence gulps again, still trying to not break character. He feels Kim's firm DD breasts through the towel and takes a deep breath. Kim notices his excitement and laughs, shaking her head teasingly. Spence moves further down Kim's body, drying her perfectly clean shaven oussy and worlds most perfect ass, taking his time, relishing every fun second. Kim notices Spence's fat weiner starts dripping slimey precum, proving how excited he is. She giggles, then takes the towel away from Spence. "Thanks Spence. Nice cock by the way. Here... let me clean that up for you." Kim takes the towel and warps it around Spence's twitching, dripping manhood, slowly drying/jerking it off. Spence swallows hard, grinning a nice sleazy grin. Kim know full well how good Spence is feeling. She jerks... or dries... his cock faster with the towel. Spence just stands there smirking, loving the hand job. He licks his plump lips and groans in delight. Kim speeds up, feeling Spence's impending cum. She squeezes the fat shaft and jerks it extremely fast. Spence's cock expands, as he grunts loudly, then pumps out his thick load into the towel. Kim laughs as she jerks out the whole slimy load, looking at that fat rod covered by the thick, soft towel. When Spence finishes, smirking his ass off, Kim throws the towel in his face playfully. Spence jumps, the cum covered towel covering his sweaty face. He can feel the thick jizz rubbing on his cheek. Kim laughs. "There, sleazy guy. Now get outta here, so I can get ready." Kim heads over to the sink, as Spence pulls the towel off his face and struts out of the bathroom, happy, and in full Leisure Suit Larry character. Kim shakes her head in the mirror at Spence, giggling at his goofy ass. ... Spence is not only my cousin and fellow Leisure Suit Larry afficianado, but he's also my friend, driver, assistant, personal cameraman and selfie taker, and all around lackey and yes man. His mom, my aunt Roseanne (Herself) convinced me to hire him. I would've hired him anyway, but her blowjob and anal skills were much appreciated, so I hired him and let him live with me and my girls. I got aunt Roseanne pregnant too. She was gonna pay me, but we're family, so it was on the house. Spence watched me fuck his mom and filmed it for my site. Incest vids are a big seller, and my site is full of em. I'm always fucking some family member, so I film it and get paid. Sleaze is king. It's the way I live and It's my motto. It ain't easy being sleazy... but it sure as hell is fun. (Cocky smirk) ... Spence is driving me over to my redneck trailer park outside of Hollywood, up in the poor side of the hills, that I own. My pimped out, root beer Bentley with crème interior is very comfy and eye catching too. I've got four of em, different colors. It's good being rich. (Laid back, half high smile on my face) My girl Queen Latifah is blowing me in the backseat. She's one helluva cock sucker. She's a dyke, but she loves blowing me. I love filming her fucking one of her bitches too... especially if my twelve inch white dick is stuffed up her phat black, lesbian booty at the same time. I just lay back, smoke and smile, twelve inches of premium, fat white cock buried down that famous black throat, ready to cum dump any second. Nothing better than cumming in a bitch... and a famous lesbian bitch on top of that. Love it. Fucking love that shit! Latifah tickles my fat balls and I feed her her favorite meal... my thick, sticky cum. My cock pulses and pumps out a heavy load of thick white sperm, right down her gullet. She quickly gulps it down with eager glee. "Mmmmmmmm. Feed me daddy." Latifah moans, as she drinks my creamy load. I take a deep toke of my fat blunt and smile. That beautiful feeling of your cock pumping a huge loaf of jizz down a famous chick's throat is absolutely mind blowing. Such a pleasurable sensation. Queen Latifah drinks me dry, sucking me clean, massaging my huge balls as she goes. Her corn rowed head bobs on my super fat white dick, her throat wide open, jerking my cock off, as she sucks. I hand the slut the blunt, when she finishes drinking me dry. She smokes, then kisses me, sharing the smoke with me. I fondle her huge titties, in her tight, brown tank top for a minute. I push the slut's slutty face back down on my bulging cock cause I have to piss. I start pissing in her mouth. Queen Latifah loves drinking piss, so she goes to town drinking me bone dry. She happily gulps down ten mouthfuls of warm yellow urine, jerking me off to get every drop out. Her hand barely fits around my massive meat. Her fingers lightly touch each other cause my cock is so thick. Black bitches go crazy for my massive white dick. All bitches do. I squeeze them huge, chocolate titties while Latifah whorishly sucks me clean, licking and kissing all over my clean-shaven balls too. I hand Latifah the bottle of Jack we've been sharing and she downs the rest. That bitch can party. I love a slut that can handle her liquor. She rolls down the window and tosses the bottle in the road. She smirks at me and blows me a slutty kiss. "Tastes good... but not as good as your cum or piss daddy." Latifah kisses me, as we laugh and I grope her huge melons. ... At the trailer park... "Dude... just relax and fuck who you want. It's impossible to not get laid here. Even for you." I explain to Spence. He's bugging me about being horny, and wondering if his Leisure Suit Larry gimmick will get over with the trailer park crowd. The park is filled with rednecks and slutty whores, so it's pretty fucking impossible to not get laid, so it's a good spot for Spence to cut loose. I let Spence get on with his horny pursuits while I go and see one of my other cousins. Lisa Sparxxx is a huge titty, blonde milf pornstar and hooker. I hired her to be the manager of the trailer park. I head over to her office while Spence runs into one of my fuck buddies Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). She works at the trailer park with her best friend, and one of my wives, Penny (The Big Bang Theory). "Hey Spence... nice leisure suit." Bernie chuckles, teasing Spence about his get up. "Hey Bernie. How are you baby?" Spence laying on his Larry Laffer charm. Bernie starts to brush him off, shaking her head at his leisure suit and his cockiness, when she notices the thick bulge in his polyester pants. Bernadette is married to Howard (The Big Bang Theory). She loves her husband, but Howard has a small cock... and he's been out of town on business, so... Bernie thinks over her next move and decides to throw caution right into the trailer park wind. "Well... I'm OK, but..." Bernie lays on her sweet charm, smiling, playing with her hair, her high pitched, soft voice so adorable. She's short, sweet, blonde and beautiful... with some sweet ass D cup titties. "But what?" Spence gives the blonde beauty a cocky, quite sleazy grin. "Howie's out of town and I'm kinda lonely." Bernie says in her sweetest, cock teasing voice, giving Spence an innocent, but slutty look. Spence looks around, happily grinning, kinda surprisingly catching Bernie's vibe. They head off to a spare trailer I keep for a quick fuck spot. ... Lisa takes a big dick up her phat ass better than just about anybody. She's had a lot of practice with anal, so she's taking all twelve inches of me relatively easily, as I have her bent over some boxes in the office trailer. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I'M GONNA CUM AGAINNNNNNNN!!" Lisa let's loose with a massive squirt, her pussy nut exploding out of her well used up cunt, splattering any and all people and things anywhere near her. I keep booty banging my sexy slut cousin, slapping the fuck outta her thick ass so many times it turns beet red. I grab her dirty blonde hair and yank, pulling her head back hard, plowing as hard as I can up her loose poop chute. Those huge, natural melons of hers flop wildly under her from the awesome force of my anal invasion. I cum hard in Lisa's plump ass, over flowing it with cum... then immediately dousing it down with my warm piss. She loves for me to cum in her and immediately piss in her. I love it too. She's such a filthy slut. I dig that broad. I lay over on Lisa's back as my piss pours out of my happy cock, cascading out of her blown out ass, down her thick legs and puddling on the blue carpet under us. I smile my ass off, loving every wet and warm second. I squeeze her huge jugs while I piss continuously. I close my eyes and we ride it out together, Lisa moaning happily as I lay on her and piss in and on her for what seems like hours. More like a couple of minutes though. ... "YES!! YES YES YESSSSSS!!" Bernie screams out, riding Spence's fat, six inches on the cheap couch in the trailer. Spence sucks her 32D jugs, drinking down her mother's milk, as Bernie rides him hard, cumming all over his fat rod. I make my way over to the trailer and walk in, smiling at the sight of my cousin and fuck buddy fucking. I walk over to Bernie and slip my half hard cock up her tight ass. Spence and I get into a DP rythym, double pounding the horny little blonde whore. Spence dumps a thick load up Bernie's super slick pussy, then I dump one up her tight gripping ass. "FUCKKKKKKKKKK... I LOVE CUMMMMMMM!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!" Bernie screams out, cumming as we cum dump in her. It's a sleazy, cum fiesta inside Bernie... and we all fucking love it. "Good job Leisure Suit Spence." I chuckle. It's my new nickname for my cousin. "Yeah... good job Leisure Suit Spence. You too handsome." Bernie thanks us both, kissing me. Spence just grins, proud of his new character and confidence. I look the situation over and come up with a new, sleazy idea. Oh yeah... oh fuck yeah... To be continued in Leisure Suit Spence... 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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