12/02/2019  Redneck Fuck Chronicles Ch. 1 EPISODE 01 : BIG BANGING REDNECK THEORY "Damn... I gotta put my damn dick in somebody. If I don't find a pussy quick, it's goin in your fat ass Spence." I blurt out, horny as hell, driving my pickup. "Wait... huh?" Spence (The King Of Queens) gets all timid. I laugh. We're on our way to the Cheesecake Factory. It's Tighty Whitey Day. Yeah... me and my crew are wearing tighty whities and nothing else. It's a fun little game we play. It's a tradition around here... And yeah... I'm horny as fuck. My big ass dick wasn't made for no damn tighty whitey underwear. We pull up in my red, off road pickup. I half ass park and we all head inside. Me and Spence were up front, Snitzky (Former WWE Superstar Gene Snitzky), Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) and my sexy ass bodyguard Nia Jax (WWE Superstar) all head inside. Nia's got on a white sports bra too. She's got some sweet ass Samoan titties. I fucked Nia before we headed out, so, don't tell Spence, I would've fucked her again instead of him. I like to make him uncomfortable though. Ha. We pile in the Cheesecake Factory and find a big table. Everybody is staring. I love that shit. I shake my dick at em and laugh. Braun moons em. Sometimes we get hassled on Tighty Whitey Day. I just pay off the manager or fuck em, if they're a hot chick, and things get smoothed out. I'm not politically correct, so me and my crew are always stirring shit up. I love it. It makes life fun. I've already paid off the manager at the Cheesecake Factory. I hook him up with some weed too. He's a smoker, so that works out for us. My favorite waitress, Penny, walks over, smiling. "Hey guys. Tighty Whitey Day, huh?" Penny's tall, blonde, has great C cup tits and a tight, smooth, perfectly shaped ass. Hot ass honey for sure. "Yep." I reply, my left arm around her waist. I squeeze her ass. Penny's got one of the sweetest asses I've ever seen... or fucked. Yeah... we fool around. She's married to some scientist named Leonard. Little nerd dude. She's way too hot for him. A couple minutes later, Penny and I are in the ladies bathroom and I'm giving her super sweet twat the ol big pickle tickle. We're making out and my hands are all over that perfect ass, as my ten thick drives harder and harder up her slick and soaked pussy. Penny's sitting on the counter, her arms wrapped around my neck, kissing me, taking all ten thick inches up her tight twat, moaning so loud into my mouth. "Mmmmmmmmm... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! God, I love your cock!" Penny makes me smile. I squeeze her supple ass and hammer away up her warm wet pussy. The counter creaks and cracks from the pussy fucking I'm giving Penny. A couple chicks stare in disbelief, then just wash their hands and head the fuck out. I laugh into Penny's mouth. I can feel the rumble in my balls. I'm ready to pop. Penny knows it too. She pulls off me and slides to the fucking floor. Penny bites my thick, bulbous head. Precum pours out onto her outstretched and wiggling tongue. She gulps it down quickly. Penny bobs that long blonde haired head on my bulging cock, her sweet lips sliding tightly up and down my thick, aching shaft. I hold her beautiful blonde head and grunt in ecstasy. "FUCK!!" I explode my jizz into her sucking mouth. Penny swallow quick, not missing a single, thick, gooey drop. She eagerly drinks down my whole load, with the prettiest, yet sluttiest smile you've ever fucking seen. Penny deep throats me, sucking my happy dick dry. Her smooth, wet, pink lip gloss smeared lips drag my shaft, suctioning out every single drop of cum in me. Penny pops her mouth off of my cock loudly over and over, licking the piss slit, softly chewing on my sensitive head. That bitch can suck a cock clean for sure. We hang out for a few in a stall and smoke a blunt. Penny's sits on my lap, her left arm around my neck, as we pass the blunt and get high. "Bernadette got me an interview with her boss. It's for a sales rep. Job at her pharmaceutical company. I hope I get it. It pays way better than this waitress job." Penny tells me, as we smoke... and I play with her beautiful C cups through her tight, white and yellow waitress uniform. Bernadette is her friend... and another fuck buddy of mine. She's a blonde hottie micro biologist that used to work as a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory when she needed some extra cash. Damn, I love her big titties. Bernie's got awesome, natural D cups and they are so perfectly shaped and soft. Bernadette's another hottie way too hot for her nerdy engineer hubby Howard. She's a cum whore too. She can't get enough of mine. Bernadette told me it's how she got her job, so Penny better be ready. She's got the skills to pay her bills, so she shouldn't have any problems "passing" her interview. "Bernadette says her boss is really horny, so you should be able to charm him, no problem babe." I tell Penny, kissing her neck and squeezing her gorgeous, perky breasts. "Yeah, she told me too. I really want the job, so I hope Leonard doesn't find out. He's still upset about me blowing my boss here for a raise. It's tough for a girl out there, so sometimes you gotta use what you got to get ahead. Leonard needs to understand that. He still hasn't found out about how I pay the rent from time to time. My part time acting career hasn't gone too well, so a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do." Penny says, smiling at me, smoking, then kissing me. I dig her. She's a really cool chick. A little later at Bernadette's house... she invited me over... I'm on the couch with Nia on the floor giving me one of the best blowjobs I've ever fucking had. I bring Nia with me a lot. I'm always horny and she's one of my favorite slutty fucks. Those slick, red lips stretching tight around my redneck white dick. Damn, that bitch can suck. She's looking up at me, smiling so pretty and sweet... a devilish tint to that sweet smile. I groan and down my fourth Budweiser. I have number five warming... yes, I said warming... in Nia's super fucking, phat brown ass. I poured it in there earlier. Nia bobs her beautiful head on my super thick dick, her dark hair flying wildly. Those soft lips dragging up and down my aching, white shaft. Her tongue is drooling saliva all over my white shaft, making it slicker for those gorgeous red lips. Her lipstick smears on my cock, as Nia keeps sucking me faster, sensing my impending cum dump into her fucking slut mouth. I feed my bitch well. My cock quickly pumps out my thick seed right into Nia's fast sucking mouth. She gobbles it down, drinking every slimy, thick drop of white cum in me. She smacks her sexy lips as she pulls off my redneck meat. Nia kisses the fat head, then licks the piss slit slowly, smiling at me. Sexy slut. I smile and blow her a big "FUCK YEAH" kiss. Bernadette joined us. Howard's at the comic bookstore... stupid motherfucker... so Bernie decided to ride me, wearing only her gray sports bra and nothing else. God damn, she's got sweet ass titties! I drink six more Buds while the blonde bitch rides my dick on her couch. Nia is behind Bernadette, playing with her big titties through her sports bra. She's shaking em and squeezing em. I'm slapping em and downing my damn beer. "YESSSSSSSSSS!! GOD, I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK JAMESSSSSSSS!! FUCK ME DADDYYYYYYYYY!!" Bernie yells out, as she squirts all over me. Nia leans down and sucks my big, hairy balls, licking up Bernie's pussy cream at the same time. Damn, I love my redneck life. I hand Bernie a beer and she chugs it, squishing the can and tossing it aside, belching. I love this little blonde bitch. Bernie lifts her sports bra over her fat titties and squeezes the nipples, shooting her titty milk right into my mouth. Beer with a titty milk chaser... my kinda drink! "Take that redneck dick slut! Yeahhhhhhhh!" I says, smiling my horny redneck ass off. "I LOVE YOUR BIG REDNECK COCK JAMESSSSSSSSSSS!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bernie screams out in orgasmic bliss, squirting all over me again. I keep Pounding up I to that sweet, tight twat, as she bounces hard and wild all over my throbbing ass dick. I cum deep up Bernie's neatly trimmed, blonde twat, right as she squirts again. A mutual orgasm for us and more titty milk straight from the tap, as I lean up and suck those gorgeous D cups relentlessly, thirsty for that sweet mama's milk, stuffing as much of em in my mouth as I can. Bernie hugs my head to her fat tits and I keep sucking. She leans up, letting my dick slide out of her cream filled pussy and Nia gets to work, sucking me and Bernadette clean. Fuck, I love that shit! The next day, Penny calls me to tell me about her job interview. "It went great sweetie. I got the job. Yay!" Penny tells me excitedly. "I'm happy for you sweet tits. Ha. Did you have to throw some pussy at him?" I get right to the point everyone is interested in. "Yeah. Pussy and ass. I even sucked him off before I left. He offered me more money than I was expecting, so I got excited... so I swallowed. I haven't swallowed Leonard in awhile, so I'm definitely not telling him about my interview." Penny says. "Give me some horny ass details baby." I tell Penny, jerking my big ass, redneck dick on my bed in my trailer. "Oh, details. You playing with yourself?" Penny knows damn well I am. She giggles through the phone. Penny blows me several sexy kisses and licks the phone, moaning slutty moans, teasing the fuck outta me. My girl is a sex bomb, exploding all over my mind. "Well... I went in and sat down. Bill and I chatted for awhile..." I cut off Penny in mid sentence. "Get to the good stuff baby, I'm hard and wanna cum all over your sexy slut ass... Through the phone." I tell my hot ass girl. We both laugh. "OK sweetie. I could tell he was rubbing his cock through his brown slacks, behind his desk. He was staring at my cleavage, in my low cut white blouse... no bra. I really wanted the job." Penny giggles and blows me another slutty kiss. "Anyway... A few minutes later, he was standing beside me, force fucking my face. God, he has a great cock, almost as big as yours. It's so thick and tasty. I can see why Bernadette keeps fucking him." Penny tells me, as I jerk off faster and faster, my cock twitching and throbbing, as I listen to Penny talk about her sex romp with her new boss. I can hear her gulp down her red wine, knowing how much she's turning me on. "He threw me over his desk and pounded my pussy so good. I came three times. I rode his big dick in my ass, in his chair. I never let Leonard fuck my ass anymore, just you. It felt so good. I squirted twice more. I cam again in his mouth and he came all over my tits. I sucked him clean... then sucked him off, like I said earlier, cause he offered me a bigger salary than I was expecting. I love his cum. I told him Bernie and I are gonna double fuck him tomorrow. He's really excited about it... so are we. I'll make sure to film it for you sweetie. We can watch it while you fuck us both all night long." Penny giggles loud, licking her lips, smacking them hard, as she hears me cum all over my bed. Oh fuck yeah, I'll fuck those horny bitches all night long, any time, anywhere. Tune in next time for Redneck Fuck Chronicles 02... More Big Banging Redneck Theory. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Serena and I Ch. 1 I've been married to tennis mega star, Serena Williams, six months. We have a great... And very sexually satisfying... Relationship. She understands my freaky and sleazy side and she indulges me. We have an open relationship and we love to make each other happy. I take advantage of that open relationship status a lot more than Serena does. I'm a porn star and pimp, so sex is my business. I'm a sex addict as well. Serena loves to do stuff for me and she loves to make me smile. I'm a very lucky man. We live in Malibu, but Serena was in New York, preparing for the US Open. I was having a special brunch with an old friend, Katie Couric. It was special because we were both nude and my personal assistant, Spence Ulchin, was filming it all. I watched Katie's beautiful, natural C cups jiggle, as she ate. She kept smiling at me, playing with her sexy, thick, light brown nipples, to keep them hard. Spence zoomed in on her nipple play. I've trained him really well as a cameraman. He's a friend from New York. I met him through another friend, Carrie Heffernan. He's a great cook and a fellow Star Wars nerd, so I hired him to come out west and work for me. He lives in our house and does pretty much everything. Katie spread peanut butter on her nipples and walked over to me. She sat in my lap and put her arms around my neck. I leaned in and licked the peanut butter off of her hard nipples. I sucked it off as well. It stuck to her small areolaes, but I sucked it off of them too. I sucked her whole right tit in my mouth. Her milk oozed out onto my tongue. I sucked it out and swallowed it down. Katie grabbed my cock and stroked it with both hands. I cleaned her left tit, sucking her milk out of it also. She pumped my hard shaft steadily. I picked her up and face her away from me. I lined my cock up and lowered her sexy wet snatch down on my cock. "Mmmmmmmmmmm. I love your cock James." "It loves you too baby." I bounced Katie on my cock, as Spence filmed it all. I groped Katie's beautiful tits as she rode me for 20 minutes. Katie squirted three times and I cum blasted her soaking wet pussy, full of my jizz. I've gotten Katie pregnant before. Celebrity women pay me big money to get them pregnant. It's another of my jobs and it pays very well. Spence whispered to me how hot Katie was. Katie also let's me pimp her out, so I told him, "Five grand and you can fuck her." He only had $2500 on him. I felt sorry for him so I told him to give it to me. He did and I told Katie to take him in his bedroom and fuck him silly. She laughed, rubbed my face and kissed me. "OK babe, anything for you...But first." Katie got up and leaned over, sucking my cock clean. She sucked out every drop I had. She winked at me and waved. She led him to his bedroom. "Thank you, thank you, thank you." Spence was excited. I got up and poured a drink. I sipped it and walked down towards Spence's room. I sipped my drink some more and looked in his door. He was fucking Katie doggy style. She moaned and he smacked her sweet ass. Katie looked over at me and shook her head. She was acting for him. I laughed, but also felt bad for Spence. I walked back in the kitchen. About 2 minutes later Katie walked in. That was quick. She shook her head at me. "Such a loser." She explained she didn't even come close to having an orgasm. She even offered to swallow his load, but he couldn't make it to her mouth. He came on her side and a couple of drops on her tits. I had to laugh. Poor Spence. Katie went to shower. I hung out nude, in my kitchen. Serena called me. " Hey babe what's up?" "Fuck my ass idiot! DAMN, STOP PULLING OUT EVERY TWO FUCKING SECONDS. SHIT!! Oh hey babe. This fucking idiot employee, they have at this hotel, can't fuck. He has a nice cock, not as nice as yours, but it's fine, but he has to stop every two fucking minutes so he won't cum. I need my ass fucked and this idiot is worthless. That's better... now fuck me whiteboy. Slam that motherfuckin' white cock up my ass. Yeah baby, do it. Hold on sweetie, he's finally getting the hang of it. Shit yeah... fuck it baby. Mmmmmm, yeah give it to me baby, fuck that ass!! Shit, the loser can fuck. Good, I need a fuck boy while I'm here. Oh yeah, do me doggy baby. Smack that fuckin' ass. Shit, pull my hair and ram my ass bitch!! I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGG!! YEAHHHHHHHH!! WHAT? OH. Babe hold on, he wants to nut in my mouth. Mmmmmmmmmmm, (gargled moans), Mmmmmmmmmmm. OK babe, I'm back. Yeah, come back in an hour for round two. Don't forget. OK babe, sorry. How are you sweetie?" "I'm good babe, how r u?" "I'm better now. Finally got a decent fuck. Took forever though. He needs to work on his stamina. I'm used to you fucking me. He can't hang with you baby. I miss you so fucking much." "Miss you too babe." "Babe, come visit me. I want you and your cock. Bring Spence so he can film it. If he does a good job, I might throw him a pity titty fuck or something." We both laughed. "OK babe, I'll fly out as soon as I can." "Ok baby. I love you. See you soon sweetie... Bye." I dig Serena. She's a horny motherfucker, like me. I went into Katie's room and went in the bathroom. She saw me and opened the shower door for me. She motioned with her finger, for me to join her. I went in the shower, closed the door and fucked her silly. I soaped her up, spending a lot of time on those gorgeous tits of hers. I fucked her ass while I soaped up her tits. Katie moaned wildly and squirted twice on the shower floor. I pissed first in her ass, filling it with my warm yellow liquid. Katie loves for me to piss in her holes. I hard fucked her ass while I pissed in it. Katie squirted twice more, then I came up her ass. My cum and piss mixture oozed out of her ass. I pulled out and it all poured out. I shoved up her pussy and finished cumming in there. Kate took a piss facial in the shower and a cum facial too, after she sucked me off. We finally got around to showering and I went to my room to get dressed. I got to fly to New York with Katie and Spence. Katie gave Spence a chance to join the Mile High Club with her, but he came before he even got his cock in her. I had to laugh again, when she told me. I made her happy when I fucked Katie in the bathroom. We fucked for an hour. She came five times, before I filled her pussy again. Once we got to New York, I said goodbye to Katie and Spence and I headed over to Serena's hotel. The clerk let us in. She had told them about me. It was a deluxe suite. Big and comfy. Serena came back from practice and jumped into my arms. We made out and then went to a bedroom and fucked for two hours. Spence filmed us. I banged her perfect ass, ate her out, fucked her big, natural tits. Serena screamed in pleasure the whole time. She sucked me off twice. She rode me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. It was great. Serena squirted 12 times and I came four. "THANKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" God, I missed you baby!!" Serena was very happy to see me... And my cock. Her sister Venus came over and we drank... a lot. We talked about Spence's problems with Katie and had a good laugh. Spence looked down about it. Serena, Venus and I started making out and Spence filmed that also. It must've been jet lag or something because I fell asleep in the living room and I only drank 10 or 12 cocktails. I usually handle my liquor no problem. I woke up a little later and looked around. No one was there. I shook my head and walked down the hall to one of the bedrooms. I heard moaning and yelling. I opened the door and saw Serena riding Spence, as she pinched his nipples. Venus was riding his face. I watched for a minute. Serena saw me. "I felt sorry for him, so we sucked him off twice, so he would last and he's done damn good. We've been fucking for a half an hour and he hasn't cum yet. His cum tastes weird though, must be his diet. I can still taste it." Serena made a gross face and kept riding him. "He fucked my ass good, so I'm letting him take my pussy. Come fuck my ass baby." I went over and slid my cock up Serena's perfect, thick, round ass. I drilled it and squeezed her big tits. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHH!! FUCK ME BABY!! I'M YOURS BABY!! THIS IS YOUR ASS!!" Serena squirted all over Spence. I squeezed those perfect black tits hard and drilled that ass mercilessly. Serena squirted twice more, as Spence came in her pussy. I came up her ass, flooding it with my cream. She switched with Venus and made Spence eat his cum out of her pussy. She made him eat mine out of her ass too. I fucked Venus' beautiful ass hard and fast for an hour, while Serena filmed it. Venus squirted 7 times and I cum blasted her ass full. Serena gave the camera to Spence and knelt down sucking me clean and eating my cum out of her sister's ass. We fucked our brains out the rest of the tourney. Venus sucked me off 28 times during the tournament. I fed Serena a cum cocktail every morning. She swallowed it all down and thanked me. I pissed in her and her sister Venus' asses and pussies everyday to clean them out. Spence filmed it all. He had his fun the first day, so he only got to film the rest. Serena and I went on a short vacation after the tourney. We fucked ourselves silly in Switzerland. Skiing and fucking the day... and night away. I love my wife. I love fucking her and watching her get fucked. She's so fucking sexy in every way. This was only the first adventure. They get even freakier. It's our life. It's... Serena And I. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Oprah and I Make Porn Ch. 2 THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch. 02 WILLIAMS SISTERS' BUKKAKE STARS OF THIS STORY : SERENA WILLIAMS VENUS WILLIAMS Chicago, Illinois 9:45 pm "YESSSSSSSS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASS BABY!!" My woman, Oprah Winfrey was riding my cock in her ass, reverse cowgirl, while I watched my other woman, Alia Janine play with tennis superstar Serena Williams' big, black titties. Alia was pulling Serena's thick, dark nipples causing her breast milk to shoot out. Serena's younger sister... fellow tennis superstar Venus Williams was eating her big sister's beautiful, bald pussy. My hands were clamped down on Oprah's huge ebony melons, while she bounced her phat ass on my crotch. I squeezed my woman's perfect, mature jugs, pinching those big ass nipples and loving her thick, ebony booty wrapped tightly around my huge, white cock. My assistant Spence was filming it all for a custom video I had worked out. A rich client was paying me... and the Williams sisters... five million for a group sex scene and also a 10 man bukkake scene. I was giving Serena and Venus four of the five million... They are the stars... and I was keeping the other million myself. Oprah worked my cock with her phat booty so fucking good. Her ass is so snug and warm, it gripped my cock tightly and jerked my cock beautifully as she slammed up and down on it. I roughly groped Oprah's melons hard... I love her fucking tits, they are some of the softest and best feeling tits I've ever played with. Alia was pussy pounding Serena with a 10 strap on that was molded from my cock. Alia pulled Serena's hair and pussy thumped her through multiple orgasms. Venus was sucking my big balls, as Oprah rode my cock through seven Big O's. Venus drank down the last three, moaning as she drank down my woman's pussy nut. Oprah let my cock out of her thick ass long enough for me to piss all over Venus' sexy black face. She lapped it up with her tongue and opened her mouth, drinking down my warm yellow cocktail with eager delight. Venus put my still pissing, white dick back in Oprah's phat, black booty and I finished pissing in there. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... DADDY... I LOVE YOUR BIG ASS WHITE COCK IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!! USE ME DADDY!! I'M YOUR BITCH!!" Oprah was so turned on. I drilled up into that mature booty so fucking hard and fast, pummeling it with my huge, white cock. Oprah came twice more, then I blasted my jizz up her sexy, phat booty, overflowing it. Venus lapped up my cum, that leaked out of Oprah's gorgeous, phat ass, then pulled my cock out of Oprah's booty and guzzled down my cream, massaging my balls and swallowing every creamy drop my cock dumped in her hungry mouth. I then ass pounded Serena's world famous booty for an hour. I squeezed her hanging, milk filled 36D's, squirting her milk into Alia's mouth. She was under Serena, facing her tits. Alia swallowed it with a smile. I fingered Alia's sweet pussy, while I pounded Serena's ass. "POUND MY ASS JAMES!! FUCK ME BABY!! I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" Serena screamed out and I kept ass pounding her through seven orgasms. She drenched Alia, me and the floor. I fucking loved it. I pulled out, pissed all over Alia's gorgeous twat and slammed back up Serena's ass, pissing up it, driving Serena crazy with lust. She immediately came twice more. I pulled out and shoved up Serena's bald, ebony pussy and came hard up it, pushing all the way up that beautiful cunt. I dumped a huge load up her pussy, wanting to impregnate her. I immediately pulled out and slammed up Alia's gorgeous, dark brown haired cunt, fucking her mercilessly. "YESSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK ME BABYYYYYYYY!!" Alia screamed in pleasure. I squeezed her huge, 34G melons, as I drilled her very talented pussy so fucking fast. I pulled Serena back to me and sucked her big tits, drinking her milk down. I drank several mouthfuls of her tasty milk, sucking her big, 36D tits hard. I was in big tit heaven, squeezing Alia's and sucking Serena's. I pulled out and came all over Alia, Oprah, Serena and Venus' sexy faces. I covered them all. They licked each other's faces clean and gulped down my jizz. Spence got it all on camera. I looked at all four sexy ladies and smiled. I fucked all four again, alternating between asses and pussies. I tit fucked Oprah, Serena and Alia and came in Venus' mouth again. They all four drank down my piss again. I kept drinking water to keep the piss flowing. It was such a sexy sight, seeing those four gorgeous women all drinking my piss. They all sucked another load of cum out of me again also. They shared it, cum swapping as they kissed. We set up the bukkake for the next day. We used an old studio that Oprah used for her long running talk show. Oprah, Alia and I watched from the directors booth while Spence filmed the action. I directed from the booth, while Oprah and Alia both fucked my cock with their huge, natural cans. It was a fun fucking shoot. The 10 amateurs we hired for the shoot all got sucked off by Serena and Venus... They weren't allowed to cum right away, they had to hold it in... Spence made sure to get all the angles correctly, while taking stills too. Guys would grab Serena or Venus' heads and shove their cocks, of varying sizes down their throats. After an hour of sucking and stopping, the men were allowed to cum. Five covered Serena's face and five covered Venus'. Spence zoomed in close to get Serena and Venus sucking the cocks clean. After the cum part of the bukkake was finished, we moved on to the piss part. Two guys at a time would piss on each woman's face, coving it in piss... and their bodies too. Finally all ten let loose and pissed all over Serena and Venus. Both women loved it and opened their mouths and stuck out their chests, taking the piss barrage happily. They sucked each cock clean. Spence even got to piss on Venus. We laughed from the booth, because he was nervous, being in front of all of those people. It was a fun shoot and even more fun for me when I pumped my jizz in Oprah and Alia's mouths, after their great tit fucking of my cock. The client loved the movie and we talked about another one, involving other celebrities. Business was rolling along, so I was smiling. Serena later told me I did indeed get her pregnant. She was so happy. She loves me and I love her. I love my women. They always know how to make me feel so fucking good. Their tits are fucking perfect and my cock.. and me.. is always smiling. It's aways a blast when... Oprah and I Make Porn. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Oprah and I Make Porn Ch. 1 THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE US CHICAGO, ILLINOIS 6:45 PM "MMMMMMMMMMMM... I love your cock baby. I wanna suck it all day and night... And fuck it too of course." Alia laughed, licking slowly up and down my big cock, then sucking it down her throat slowly. My girlfriend, former pornstar turned comedienne, Alia Janine was sucking my big cock all the way down her throat, gobbling it down, grinning wide at me, her tongue washing all over my cock and balls. Alia took her mouth off of my cock to wrap her perfect 34G tits around my thick 10 inches and pumped it with them. I smoked my blunt and smiled, enjoying every fucking second of that big titty cock blanket. Alia pumped my cock slowly... then faster... shaking her funbags all over my cock. It felt so ridiculously good. I handed her the blunt. She puffed hard and passed it back to me. She slowly blew the smoke all over my twitching cock. Alia is a very talented cock whisperer and she was whispering real fucking good all over my cock. Her eyes were locked on mine as she turned her head sideways and softly bit my shaft. She licked slowly up my shaft and softly bit the head as well. I was loving her work and she knew it. Alia laughed, winking at me. She deepthroated my thick shaft all the way down, licking my big balls, my whole cock wedged in her throat. Her saliva oozed out, onto my balls. She lapped it up, sucking my big balls so hard, but so slowly as well. She bobbed her head on my cock, her throat stretched so wide. I pumped my jizz right down her throat. "MMMMMMMMMM!!" Alia moaned in delight as I fed her my creamy jizz. She swallowed every single drop happily. She massaged my balls as I dumped my cum down her throat. "Fuck, you have the best tasting cum ever baby. It's my new diet... the James Cum Diet... high protein and so fucking delicious." We laughed as Alia smacked her lips, sucking my head, letting it plop out of her mouth and smacking her sexy lips again. Alia sucked me dry, those beautiful eyes focused right on mine, her mouth was stretched so wide around my head, her tongue expertly licking the underside of my head. I handed her the blunt again. She puffed twice and exhaled... Then she puffed hard again and blew it all over my happy cock. The warm smoke feeling so fucking good, tingling my cock and balls. Alia rode me, her 34G natural tits so big in my big hands. I squeezed them as Alia rode me with lustful gusto, bouncing hard on my rock hard cock. I love my girl's huge tits. I have my hands on them all the time. I rubbed her perfect, hard nipples with my thumbs and roughly groped those awesome funbags so happily. Alia's ass slammed down on my thighs, her neatly trimmed snatch engulfing and wrapping tight around my rampaging cock, taking it in and working it perfectly, every time she bounced on it. "FUCKKKKK!! I LOVE YOUR COCK JAMESSSSSSS!! I'M CUMMMMINGGGG!!" Alia squirted powerfully and happily on my thrusting cock. I slapped her huge cans, squeezing them roughly. She leaned down and we kissed deeply. I smacked her sexy ass... Alia moaned. I squeezed it, shaking it, smacking it again. Alia's lips tasted so sweet, her huge tits rubbing on my chest. I fucked up into her pussy SO FUCKING HARD!! My cock flew wildly up that gorgeous cunt. Alia moaned loudly into my mouth. I railed up my girl's snatch SO FUCKING HARD AND FAST, POUNDING HER PUSSY HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER AND FUCKING HARDERRRRRRRRR!! Alia squirted insanely hard, all over my cock and out of the sides of her cunt, covering my balls and dripping out onto the leather sofa. Alia screamed in delight, into my mouth, as I came hard up her cunt. My cock jolted wave after wave of cum up her sexy, soaking wet snatch. I smacked her sweet ass again. Alia laughed and smiled as we kissed. Alia and I were relaxing, doing a couple of lines of blow, when my other girlfriend, Oprah Winfrey came in. We all live together. It's like big titty heaven, living with the two of them. "Hey there, my gorgeous man... how are you babe? Hey Alia." "Howdy Oprah... our man just fucked me silly... I fucking loved it." Alia rubbed my cock and shook her eyebrows at me, blowing me a kiss. Oprah came over, leaned down and kissed me. I reached up and groped her huge titties in her tight white sweater. I love Oprah's tits and lips... Both are so fucking perfect. "Hey baby... how was your day?" "It was fine... an intern kept staring at my titties. I finally flashed him so he would go away." We laughed. Oprah took off her sweater and white blouse. She wasn't wearing a bra and I watched those huge ebony melons jiggle as she walked to me. She took off her tight jeans and white thong and sat on the sofa next to Alia and I. We kissed. Those luscious thick lips so delicious on mine. I played with her tits with my left hand and smacked Alia's ass with my right. Oprah and Alia kissed, playing with each other's awesome, natural tits. I poured some blow on Oprah's right tit and snorted it. I licked it clean and sucked greedily on her world famous tits. I alternated between them, sucking so mercilessly hard on my girlfriend's huge tits. Oprah and I have been together for about a year. Alia has been living with us... In Chicago and LA... most of that time. Oprah pulled my cock out of Alia's cunt and bent over, sucking it down easily. My woman is one of the best cocksuckers ever and she proved it once again. She devoured my huge, white meat with superb ease, opening her throat, letting it slide down, no gagging whatsoever. Oprah sucked me voraciously and hungrily. Her perfect, thick, red lips wrapped tightly around my white shaft. Her lipstick left red trails all over my cock as she expertly sucked on my huge manmeat. Oprah jerked my shaft with her left hand as she deepthroated me repeatedly. I closed my eyes and groaned. Oprah tickled my big, throbbing balls, knowing how much I loved her oral talents. I played with her ebony melons, squeezing them so hard. Alia kissed me and rubbed her 34G's all over my chest. I was in sexual heaven. I just smiled. Oprah continued engulfing my white cock with those perfect, luscious lips... now naked, her lipstick completely smeared on my cock. She bobbed her head quickly on my shaft, her pace speeding up even more, getting faster and faster. My whole white cock devoured by my woman's gorgeous black mouth. I popped my nut into her mouth, pumping my jizz rapidly in her succulent mouth. Oprah swallowed every drop with a big smile on her face, moaning so fucking sexy, gulping down my entire load. A few minutes later Alia and Oprah had changed places, Oprah now rode my throbbing, rock hard white manmeat, while Alia sat on my right side rubbing my chest and softly biting my nipples. I reached up and squeezed Oprah's world famous, huge, black tits as she bounced happily and hard on my, hard as steel, white cock. Oprah licked her full lips and rode me like a champ. Her huge tits felt so fucking good in my big, white hands. I squeezed them and shook them hard, rubbing her thick, dark nipples with my thumbs. I sucked Alia's huge white tits as she stuffed them in my mouth. They taste so delicious and I went to town sucking them as hard as possible. Alia hugged my head to her big ass titties. Oprah slammed down on my cock over and over. I fucking love her pussy... it's so warm and snug. I drilled up into it and Oprah squirted her pussy nut hard, coating my happy cock with her pussy cream. I sucked as hard on Alia's 34G titties as humanly possible. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK...SUCK MY TITTIES BABY!!" I pussy thumped Oprah ridiculously hard. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... FUCK YOUR WOMAN'S BLACK PUSSY DADDYYYYYYYY!!" Oprah squirted again. Alia rubbed Oprah's thick clit as she had her Big O. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" I sucked on Alia's huge, left tit and looked at Oprah. I pummeled that twat with blinding speed and raging force. Oprah came again. I slapped her huge tits again and again, squeezing them hard. I finally cum blasted her juicy, soaking wet snatch with a huge load of cock cream. I filled that cunt so fucking full, it spilled out the sides and ran down onto my balls. Oprah got up, holding her pussy just above my cock and Alia sucked my shaft clean, looking back at me, grinning so happily at me. Oprah squeezed out my jizz, letting it run down my shaft into Alia's hungry mouth, like a jizz waterfall. Alia lapped it all up happily and sucked every last drop out of Oprah's well pounded pussy. Alia and Oprah kissed, sharing the last remnants of my cum. They then sat beside me as I took turns sucking both pairs of awesome, natural tits. I fingered both of their asses, while I stuffed my mouth with their perfect, natural tits and sucked hard. Oprah and I had started a celebrity sex website... and we also do custom porn videos with celebrities and pornstars. She had talked Niecy Nash into a video... For a nice chunk of change. So a couple of hours later the four of us were fucking and sucking our brains out. Alia filmed and also joined in. I had my old buddy, Spence Ulchin there too. He's my assistant and a cameraman for us too. He was rubbing his cock watching us. I was ramming my huge white cock up Niecy's ass, my cock flying in and out of her thick, ebony booty, while she was bent over my desk in Oprah's penthouse apartment. Niecy screamed in ecstasy a d her huge, natural black titties flopped around while I pummeled her black ass. I squeezed them hard... They felt so fucking good. I roughly groped those awesome funbags, while I butt banged her phat ass with relentless force, smacking it hard, working that perfect booty, smiling big, loving every fucking second of dominating that phat booty. Oprah was behind me playing with my nipples, rubbing her huge tits all over my back. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD... FUCK MY ASSSSSSS DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Niecy was loving my big ass white cock up her phat black ass. I smacked it hard, slamming all 10 thick inches up it at hyper speed. Niecy's huge titties hung down and flopped wildly as she squirted for the fourth time from my anal thumping. Oprah had kneeled down between my legs. She was catching Niecy's nut as it flew out of her smoothly trimmed, ebony cunt. Oprah turned over and faced me, opening her mouth, between my legs. I pulled out of Niecy's ass... Alia filming it close... and shoved my cock in Oprah's mouth, I came hard, filling it with my creamy cum. Oprah moaned loudly, swallowing half of the load, keeping the other half in her perfect mouth. I stepped away and Oprah opened her mouth, showing Alia her mouthful of my jizz. Alia zoomed in close and Oprah swallowed it all down, smacking her luscious lips and blowing the camera a big kiss. I took turns assfucking all three gorgeous women. I fucked them doggy style, missionary and reverse cowgirl. Alia and Spence took turns filming. I let Spence take his clothes off and his short, thick dick kept wobbling as he moved around to film the action. Poor guy was so horny. I laughed and enjoyed all three women... their asses, pussies, mouths, tits, hands and feet. Niecy blew me so fucking good. Those perfect, huge, ebony lips wrapped tightly around my thick white shaft. She put on a show for the camera, slowly working up and down my shaft. Those lips were driving me crazy in the best possible way. She slowly dragged them up and down my cock, making sure the camera got every inch of them wrapped so tight on my huge white dick. Niecy is an expert cocksucker. I pumped a load into her mouth... she let it fall out of her mouth, then she sucked my cock and let it pour all over my shaft and balls. Niecy licked up every last drop, with a beautiful smile on her face the whole time. Her tongue felt so fucking good, slowly eating up my jizz, while she smiled at the camera and massaged my aching balls. I pissed on each woman's face and in their holes. We had a four way pissing chain. Alia sat on Niecy's face and pissed in her mouth. Niecy pissed in Oprah's mouth as she ate her pussy and cum. I pissed in Oprah's pussy... pulled out and pissed all over all three. It was so fucking hot. I covered all three hotties with my warm yellow cocktail and they lapped it all happily. I assfucked Oprah, while I watched Niecy give Spence a hand job, out of pity. Alia filmed us, then I took the camera from her as she went between my legs, sucking my balls as I pummeled Oprah's phat booty through six Big O's. I finally blasted my load up Oprah's thick ass and filmed Alia pressing her mouth against Oprah's anus, sucking out my jizz, with a big ass happy smile on her gorgeous face. I smacked Oprah's ass and smiled, spitting in Alia's mouth, watching her guzzle it and my cum down, licking her beautiful lips. Niecy got Spence off. She made him cum in her hand and we all laughed and watched as she made Spence lap up his own cum. He did, after some titty squeezes on Niecy awesome, natural titties. It was a fun evening. Just another one for Alia, Oprah and myself. We have so much fucking fun, when... Oprah And I Make Porn. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Owning Oprah This is a sexual domination parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Stand there and don't move. You will only move, talk or do anything with my permission. Do you understand slave?" I took charge of Oprah. She loved being my sex slave and she was gonna find out how to make me happy. "Yes Master." She held her head down in obedience. She was wearing a black latex bodysuit, I had made for her. Her huge tits were exposed and her pussy and ass as well. She had on tall latex boots as well. She was gonna be put through the full slave experience. I walked over to her. Her thick, dark nipples were rock hard. Her hands were tied behind her back. Her hair was long, thick and curly. She was a gorgeous slave. I roughly squeezed those huge, ebony tits. She didn't moan, she wasn't allowed to. She learned quickly. That's a plus. I slapped them hard and squeezed them roughly, shaking them hard and squeezing them even harder. They felt so good. She didn't move a muscle. My bitch was pleasing me already. One of my other slaves, Spence Ulchin, was there to not only obey me, but to also help me in any way he could. I had taken both Oprah and Spence out of their slave cages I put them in, before I test them. I cage all of my slaves, before I test them and I test them regularly. I demand absolute obedience. Spence is a short, chubby nerd, but he's also a very obedient slave. I am very particular about my slaves, so I hold them to a very high standard. He was wearing a light blue latex body suit just like Oprah's, except his chest wasn't exposed. His small, but thick cock and chubby ass were though. He stood in the corner with his head down. He knows what I expect. I pulled Oprah's thick nipples hard and twisted them as hard as I could. I pinched them so very hard. She held in a scream, but she didn't scream. Another plus. I applied nipple clamps to her thick, erect, dark nipples. I pulled them and flicked them. I pulled them down as far as they would go. Oprah almost screamed, but didn't. I went around behind Oprah and noticed the tattoos I demand my slaves to get. On one ass cheek it says, "Property Of James" and on the other it says, " James Is My Master." I was pleased with Oprah so far, but she had a long way to go, to make me truly happy with her. I bent her over and poured baby oil on my hand. I put my hand out her hand and she immediately rubbed the oil in. I put my fist to her sexy, mature, hairy, ebony pussy and twisted my oiled hand up it. It's wasn't the first time I had fisted Oprah, so she could handle the whole thing. I twisted my hand up her pussy, slowly working it in and out, my whole big fist. I could feel her body tremble. I paused, not moving my hand. She knew I didn't what her to cum, so she stopped herself. I made it harder for her, rubbing her clit very fast, as I once again begun to fist her juicy, ebony pussy. I fisted her faster, driving my fist in and out of her pussy. She held back the organic moans of ecstasy. I smirked. I was pleased with her. I fisted her hairy, black pussy faster and faster, twisting my hand quickly. "Cum slave." I allowed her to cum. On cue she squirted all over my hand. I pulled it out and let her squirt out her pussy nut. It blasted the wall and floor, running down her thick, latex covered legs. "Slave Spence, clean her." I ordered him. He immediately ran over. "Yes Master." He bowed to me and knelt down behind Oprah, licking her legs and her soaking wet, chocolate pussy too. He licked her totally clean. I wiped my hand dry and pulled my cock out. I walked behind Oprah and stood there. Spence put my cock into Oprah's hairy, juicy pussy and went back to his corner quickly. I smacked her thick ass. I grabbed her gorgeous, heavy tits and pulled them back to me, my hands pressed into the nipple clamps. I squeezed her huge, natural juggs hard, forcing the clamps harder onto her thick, chocolate nipples. I pounded her black pussy so fucking hard. My cock flew up that mature ebony pussy like a sex crazed blur. I slammed into her thick, black ass every fucking time I slammed up her hairy, black pussy. Oprah couldn't hold back her moans of pleasure. She squirted all over my cock too. I squeezed those huge chocolate juggs so damn hard, forcing the nipple clamps down hard on her thick, rock hard, dark nipples. She screamed in pain/pleasure. I pulled out and walked out of the room. I didn't say a word. Oprah knew she fucked up. She meekly got on her knees and held her head down. She upset me and she hated herself for it. She showed too much emotion and a lack of self control. I tested her and she failed. Twenty minutes passed before I walked back in the room. Oprah and Spence held their heads down, knowing I was upset. I ignored Oprah. No one dared say anything. I am in complete and total control at all times. I rule their world. They exist to please me, no other reason. I sat on my throne. I motioned for Spence to move to the desk I was fucking Oprah on. He quickly did. "Bend over and let her peg you." I commanded and they both quickly obeyed. Oprah put a huge strap on around her waist and got behind Spence. She rubbed baby oil all over the huge dildo. She spit on his anus and slid the huge dildo up his chubby ass. Oprah fucked Spence in the ass, as I thought about what to do with her. I was testing her again. She knew she better do a great job or else. Oprah rammed that blue rubber dildo up Spence's chubby, nerd ass and smacked his ass hard. It jiggled. He groaned, trying to hold it in. Oprah was enjoying fucking his ass. It was her turn. I got up and walked behind her. My hard cock was already out. I spread her black cheeks wide and just shoved my big white cock up that rich and famous black ass. I tested her resolve. I roughly assfucked her as she assfucked Spence. We moved in unison. Damn, I love fucking her ass. She's a sexy bitch and fucking her ass is a pleasure, but I didn't tell her that. I stopped fucking her. She knew what to do and she threw her big ass back at me, fucking my cock with her ass. I made her do all the work. She slammed her ass back on my cock and slammed it back up against Spenas, to fuck his ass. She was my assfucking, human ping pong. Back and forth, she violently threw her ass. She took my big cock up her ass and slammed her big fake cock up Spence's ass. He came on the side of the desk. Oprah quietly squirted a massive blast all over the floor. She aimed it away from me. She was back to pleasuring me. We kept that up for an hour. She slammed her ass on my cock and slammed her rubber cock up Spence's ass. He came two more times and Oprah squirted four more. I have great stamina. I held mine in. I pulled the nipple clamps off of Oprah's nipples and roughly squeezed her huge, natural funbags. I love her huge black tits. I sucked them and bit them, roughly molesting them. Oprah quietly squirted three more times. All of it missed me. She was back in my good graces again. I pulled out of her ass, grabbed a champagne bottle and shoved the neck up her ass. I tilted the bottle and emptied the champagne up Oprah's thick ass. "Slave Spence, floor, now!" Oprah pulled out of his ass, making sure not to spill the champagne out of her ass. I rubbed her clit super fast, just to tease her. She kept it in. Spence laid on the floor. I pointed to him and Oprah went over and squatted over his face. She pushed the champagne out of her ass and Spence drank it down. I shoved my cock in Oprah's sexy mouth. Her full, thick lips wrapped tightly around my cock, as she sucked me off. Her thick curly hair flew wildly, as she sucked me as hard as she possibly could. She craved my cum. I gave it to her, as Spence drank down her ass champagne. I blasted a massive load of thick jizz into Oprah's sucking mouth. She happily swallowed every fucking drop. Her tongue wrapped around my cock and she sucked me totally fucking dry. She kissed my white cock repeatedly, craving it, loving it. I pointed to the desk and Oprah quickly laid on it. I put her thick legs on my shoulders and fucked her pussy super fucking fast. I slapped and squeezed her huge cans as they flopped wildly from my pussy domination. They felt so food. I slapped them hard and squeezed them harder, pounding her pussy for two hours. Spence laid on the floor. Oprah quietly squirted 10 times on my cock, it poured out the sides of her pussy. They was so much pussy nut, it coated the desk, pouring off of it like a sexual waterfall. I pulled out and piledrove up her ass for an hour. Oprah came 4 more times, missing me again. I even smiled at her. She smiled back, so happy to be pleasuring me. She is mine. She and my other slaves are my property. I own them. They have given their mind, body and soul to me. I came up Oprah's ass twice. My jizz poured out of her ass when I pulled out. I climbed on the desk and fucked her huge funbags . She wrapped them around my cock and I pummeled those huge, ebony juggs relentlessly. My white cock flew between them and into her waiting mouth. I fucked her tits and mouth roughly. I came in her mouth and she swallowed it all. I pushed down her throat and finished cumming directly into her stomach. She swallowed every fucking drop happily. I pissed right down her throat. She swallowed everything. I pulled out and pissed all over her sexy face and awesome tits. I covered her in my warm piss. She sucked me totally clean. Oprah came again, squirting just from knowing she had pleased me. She thanked me and my cock for pleasuring her. "I love you Master. Thank you for owning me and for allowing me to try and please you." I smirked. I was pleased with her. She was a good slave. I spit in her mouth and she happily swallowed it. She loves pleasuring me. I am happy with her, so I will keep her. I climbed off of Oprah and walked over to my throne. "Fuck her slave Spence." I decided to reward him for obeying me correctly. I sat down and he got up and slammed his small, but thick cock, up her pussy and fucked her wildly. He groped her huge tits and fucked her hard for about a minute. He came up her pussy, when I nodded approval. He doesn't have much stamina at all, but he is a good slave also. I made him clean Oprah's pussy and her ass. He happily did. "Thank you Master. Thank you so very much." He bowed to me, thanking me for allowing him pleasure and went back to his corner. I snapped my fingers for Oprah and she quickly came over to me and knelt on the floor beside me, her usual spot. I played with her huge tits, as she bowed her head. She moaned, loving my hands on her. I sat back and smoked a cigar, enjoying my sexual power and dominance over my sex slaves. I enjoy owning all of them. I enjoy... 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12/02/2019  Redneck Sex World Ch. 1 Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty little ears. "JAMESSSSSSSSS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Sweet little busty blonde beauty Bernie yells out. "Just shootin at some birds baby doll." I answer. My side chick... one of em... Kat (Kat Dennings) hands me another beer. We're sitting on the roof of my trailer. My dorky cousin Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) is up here too, loading my other shotgun. Kat puts her sexy head on my shoulder and kisses my cheek. She's a sweetheart. She's got some big ass titties too, just like Bernie. Nothing finer than some sweet ass, big ass titties. Hot damn! Gotta love them titties! (Loud blast)... Shootin off my shotgun to that one. I got a bunch of sluts I fuck. Pretty much all of em work for me too. I'm what the police call a drug dealer... (Loud shotgun blast)... and a full fledged, motherfuckin outlaw. A modern day Jesse James... but a redneck one. Probably why the damn story has its name. (Big redneck smile)... I've found that hot sluts are especially good for a couple of things. Fuckin. Yeah, that's an easy one. They're also damn good for drug mules. Strap some yayo, or some weed, or smack on em, and them being hot, tends to distract the nosey motherfuckers from the drugs. The cops... or anybody else usually just stare at their titties or ass. I make sure my mules look their best and always show some skin. The more the better... without showin the damn drugs. Back to my rooftop relaxation... I hand Kat the shotgun. She grabs it like a natural and shoots at some damn birds. Motherfuckers always shittin on somethin. Pop a cap in their little asses. "Woohooo!!" Kat belts out. She loves to shoot. Poor Bernie is still holding her ears. I invite her up. Bernie makes her way to the roof. I got a cherry picker I use by the trailer. She comes over and sits on my right. Kat is on my left. Ellsworth is behind us. He hands me the other shotgun. "Try it baby. It's fun." I tell Bernie. She nervously wraps her small hands around the powerful weapon. I put the butt against her shoulder and make sure the shotgun is straight and everything. "SHOOT THEM. MOTHERFUCKERS BABE!" I encourage Bernie to shoot at the damn birds. She squinches her face and shoots. The force of the shotgun knocks Bernie back flat on the roof. We all laugh. I take the gun from her and kiss her. "OWWWWW!! That hurt James!" Bernie tells me, a pained look on her gorgeous face. She rubs her shoulder. I laugh again, and help her up, putting my arm around her. "I'm proud of you babe. You looked so damn hot with that shotgun in your hands baby. Big gun... and some BIG GUNS!" I squeeze Bernie big, natural titties and chuckle. She giggles. I love my big titty, high pitched voice wife. I fuck every other hot chick I can get my big ass dick in, but I still love her tiny ass. We kiss, drink some beer and relax, while Kat shoots at some more birds... and Ellsworth stares at us, half drunk. A fun evening at home. ... Next morning, Kat, Ellsworth and I load up my pickup to take an order over to a long time customer. A famous one. Jennifer Aniston is a well known, under the radar drug slut in Hollywood. She and I have been doin business for a number of years. Since the second season of Friends, to be exact. Ellsworth has a big crush on her, so he's all excited to go to her house again. I took him once before, but he made an ass out of himself... not hard to believe... so I stopped taking him. He's been begging me ever since to let him go again. I finally got tired of all the whining and begging, so I'm taking him again... and laying down the fuckin law... my law. "Remember dude... If you fuck this up, I'm whoopin your ass real bad, firing you... and I'm gonna take you out to Compton, and drop your lily white ass off naked with a FREE ASS FUCKS sign painted on your back. DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!" I look right at his goofy ass with a dead serious scowl, and make it crystal clear. "Yes sir. I promise I won't fuck it up James. I promise. Thank you again for letting me go back to Jennifer's house. I really appreciate it. I promise I won't embarrass you. You got my word." Ellsworth nods repeatedly, trying to earn my trust. "I'll have your damn ass if you fuck up again!" Ellsworth is a bumbling fool, but he's my cousin, so I look after him. He's a good mindless lackey too, so he earns his keep. "Damn daddy, is this for me?" Kat asks, kissing me, smiling deviously, her hand wrapped around my big dick in my green camo pants. "Damn right baby... and Nia too." I respond. I'm taking my security bitch, WWE Superstar Nia Jax. I met her a couple of years ago. I hired her to protect my investment. She's 270 pounds of fine ass, Samoan ass kicking pussy. She can fuck your brains out and kick your ass... my kinda woman. "Uh oh Ellsworth. Nia's coming along, so you better be on your best behavior." Kat teases Ellsworth. She enjoys that... so do I. Nia has slapped Ellsworth around a few times when he's gotten out of line, so he's scared to death of my big Samoan security slut. He looks around, all worried and shit. "Huh? I'll be good. I promise. I mean it." Ellsworth almost pisses his pants. Kat and I laugh and make out. Bernie had to go to work early, so she isn't here to send me off. She works with her best friend... and one of mine too, Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory). They work at a drug company... the legal kind of drugs... not my kind. I do get some freebies from Bernie... and Penny, so I sell em... under the table... and we split the profits. Penny is married to a physicist named Leonard. He's a dork. A big comic book guy. I dig superheroes too though, so we have that in common. We both also fuck Penny, so that's two things we have in common, so far. I met Bernie when she was dating a real annoying geek named Howard. She dumped him, when we got serious. He married one of Leonard's exes, Priya. She's Howard's best friend Raj's sister. I fuck her too. Some sweet Indian pussy for sure. She only married Howard cause she lost a bet to him, and she owed him a lot of money. Ha. Dude's clueless about his hot wife. She's too damn hot for him anyway. Anyway... "AH HA!! GOT YA YOU LITTLE WEASEL!" Nia sneaks up behind Ellsworth and gets him in a choke hold... a playful one... to bust his balls. "OH MY FUCKING GOD!! DON'T KILL ME!! I'LL BE GOOD... I PROMISE!!" Ellsworth breaks down in fear, and starts crying. We all bust out laughing. "Idiot." Nia lets him go, grinning deviously. Ellsworth checks his neck, to make sure it's still attached. He does crack me up, I'll give him that. We all get in the truck. Me, Kat and Nia in the front... and Ellsworth in the back. I burn some rubber, makin redneck donuts on the dirt and rocks outside my front yard. "YEE HAWWWWW MOTHERFUCKERS!!" I yell, in all my redneck ecstasy. "YEAHHHHH!!" Kat chimes in. "HELL YEAH!!" Nia adds. They cheer me on, as I tear up the roadway in between the trailers. Dirt, dust and rocks flying. Ellsworth holds on for bear life in the back of the truck, almost falling out of the truck twice. Nia laughs her ass off at his predicament. Kat raucously cheers me on, then looks back at Ellsworth and starts laughing like crazy too. It's fuckin fun givin his annoying ass a hard time. I floor it and speed out, leading to near spill out number three for my goofy cousin in the back. Hangs on to the lights for dear life. It's real sturdy, so he's fuckin fine. "Hand us a few beers dude." I tell my cousin, once he calms down. He catches his breath, shaking his head and gets the beers from my special cooler in the bed of the truck. Ellsworth hands us four beers through the window. I give him a nasty look... so he hands us another four. Damn right... beer is king around here. Some Jim Beam on the side too. Ellsworth pops open a can for himself, drinking to calm his nerves. We down the beers up front. Nia downs two at a time, like me. Sweet Kat downs one... spilling some of her cleavage. I drive, while I lick it all up, motorboatin those mag fuckin nificent melons... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! HA. Driving 100 mph... sometimes faster, and motorboatin beer from your girls cleavage is a true talent. Redneck multitasking at its finest. We get to Jennifer's house and I remind Ellsworth about what I said earlier. He assures me he will obey my wishes and not be an annoying goofy ass fool... or in other words, his normal self. Nia stress him down, making it clear she will be watching him very closely. Ellsworth swallow hard, trembling in fear of me and Nia. I do enjoy making him uncomfortable. Ha. I get Ellsworth to bring in the box of goodies for my old pal. I ring the doorbell and Jennifer dazzles me when I see her answer it. Wow!! Still looking perfect. She's got on a black spandex workout outfit. It melds to her slim and trim, and very beautiful body perfectly. Her long, dirty blonde hair is out, halfway down her back. Mmmm mmmm! Daddy's gonna have to get some of this sweet ass Hollywood pussy today. "Jamesssssss. I've missed you baby. How have you been, sexy man?" Jennifer greets me, hugging me tight, kissing me too. "Great baby. Damn, you look good." I look over my longtime friend, closely checking out her smooth, supple curves. Jennifer's been on vacation for the last month, so I haven't seen her. She gave me a call when she got back into town. We all head inside and relax in Jennifer's relaxation room, as she calls it. It's a damn room with a big white bed, a couple of comfy white chairs and a big ass, very furry white rug. Comfy as hell. Ellsworth is in a chair smoking some weed, while the rest of us are on the rug, passing a big ass, gold bong around. Kat and I start kissing. Jennifer and Nia talk... and Ellsworth... is Ellsworth. He sits in a big white chair and does his creepy thing. I brought Jennifer some coke, along with the weed... and some meth too. She's a hardcore druggie. She does a great job of hiding it though. A few minutes later... Jennifer is sucking on my cock, and hittin her bong too. That smoke feels so fuckin good on my big ass, twitching cock. Kat is biting my rock hard nipples and Nia is sucking my big, meaty balls. Ellsworth is staring... and taking pictures. He knows what to do to keep his job. Jennifer's lips glide easily down my fat dick, aided by her saliva. "Mmmmmmmmm. Such a delicious cock." Jennifer comments. My lips curve upward. I light a fat blunt and lean back, smokin, enjoying all the attention on me. Three sexy mouths working me over. God damn, I love my life! I enjoy the triple blowjob, as Kat chews on my thick shaft, as Jennifer sucks hard on the head and Nia engulfs my meaty balls. I also enjoy Ellsworth staring, wishing he was me. I get off on other dudes wanting to be me. It's a big fuckin thrill. Jennifer rides me, while Kat and Nia suck her small, very perky tits, all three sluts staring me down. I play it cool, blow some smoke and wink at em. Jennifer's cunt grips me so tight, pumping my fat dick so fuckin good. I blow smoke all over Kat's 34DDs, then lick em like a thirsty cat, then suck em like a big tit hungry redneck. Ha. Those fat nipples throb in my mouth, as I suck em incredibly hard, leaving nipple hickies on em. Kat hugs me to her titties, as Nia pulls my cock out of Jennifer's cunt and sucks Jennifer's cum off of it. Nia can suck the chrome off a couple of bumpers and she goes to town gobbling up my fat white rod. I booty bang Nia, who rubs her pussy insanely fast, as my redneck rod pummel up her tight poop chute. She squirts all over me and Jennifer laps it all up, while I keep dining on Kat's awesome melons. I finish by booty banging Jennifer, slapping that sweet, firm ass, my big ass cock slam bangin up her anus like Godzilla rampaging through Tokyo. "I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNNNNN!!" Jennifer blast me with her sweet cream. Kat licks up every drop, looking right at me, winking, turning her man on big time. I pump Jennifer Aniston's ass full of super cum. Thick, creamy and sweet as honey. I pull out and Kat and Nia share booty cleaning duties. They both suck out every thick drop of sperm in Jennifer's wrecked ass. Then they turn their attention to me, sucking me clean, dry and happy. I feed em both a huge load of piss. Jennifer joins in, all three sluts taking a piss facial, then sucking me in, drinking down my warm urine cocktail. I just smoke, smile and love every fuckin second. Poor Ellsworth is disappointed Jennifer didn't suck him off or something. I shrug my shoulders. "Hey Jennifer... can you give ol Ellsworth there a pair of your panties or something? He's got a bug crush on you and his pouting is getting on my nerves." I laugh. "Oh really? Umm... OK James. Anything for you." Jennifer gets up and goes to her bedroom. She comes back and throws Ellsworth a biege thong of hers. He catches it, grinning his goofy ass off. He smeels it, then looks at me and quickly puts it down, not wanting to piss me off... or Nia. "Thanks baby." I thank Jennifer. She comes over and kisses me, stroking my happy cock. "Anything for you baby." Jennifer says, licking my lips. She takes my blunt and takes a deep, heavy toke on it. She softly blows the smoke into my mouth and kisses me, sharing the smoke with me. I dig this broad. "If you hang around, Courteney is coming over. I hear she's extra horny too. She's a slut anyway." Jennifer comments, smoking, then sharing the smoke with me with a kiss. I decide to hang around. Courteney Cox is one of my favorite sluts. I love her body... and she loves my big dick... and drugs, so we make a real good match. ... Over at Bernie's office... "This job is getting to me Penny. My boss keeps begging to fuck me and all the board members too. It's a pain just coming in to work." Bernie frustratingly tells Penny, as they have some coffee and relax. "Have fun with it. You've got all those cocks at your disposal Bernie. Have fun. James has his fun, so have yours. Leonard doesn't know what I do here." Penny tells her busty blonde friend, sipping some coffee and raising her eyebrows at her. Penny is well known at the office for being a very "cooperative" employee. "Besides... it's not like you haven't already fucked your boss. It's how you got the job in the first place. Me too." Penny being Penny. "I know, but that was a while ago... and I never told James about that." Bernie says, in her sweet, soft, high pitched, adorable voice. "Well... don't tell him now. It's food for your career. Besides... he's out there fucking every pussy he can get that big, beautiful dick into. God... it's beautiful." Penny smiles. "I know Penny. He's my husband." Bernie sips her coffee, holding the cup in both, small hands and debates whether she should give in to her boss' urges to help her job security or not. "So you never told Leonard about Mark (their boss)?" "Oh God no. Leonard is so jealous and paranoid. He would have a fit. I've never told him about James either... or any of the others. I mean... I love Leonard, but I have needs... and he can't satisfy them. So, I just keep that info to myself... and everything is cool. We have a happy marriage." Penny smiles bright, proud of her handling of her marriage. "You're so bad Penny." Bernie giggles. "I sure am. I'm a baddddd girl. Rawrrrr." Penny says, playfully. "I've also got a meeting with Mark in about twenty minutes, so..." Penny unbuttons two buttons on her white and black zebra striped, silk blouse. She also reaches under her very short black mini skirt and pulls her black thong off, putting it on Bernie desk. "There. I'm ready now." Penny shakes her eyebrows at Bernie and the two blonde hotties share a laugh, finishing their coffee. ... Courteney Cox and I share some yayo in Jennifer's master bathroom. We snort a couple lines each off of a small mirror, using a hundred dollar bill to snort it. Nia is in the den, strapon fucking Kat while Ellsworth jerks off with Jennifer's thong that she gave him. Jennifer is smoking her bong, watching the action. "Hey Ells... whatever... come over here and eat my pussy while I hit this bong." Jennifer commands. Ellsworth almost passes out from shock. He jumps up... falls down, then gets back up... and runs over to Jennifer, so fucking excited to eat his dreamgirl's pussy. Ellsworth licks his lips as Jennifer spreads her supple, tan legs. He dives in, his face smooshed against that silky smooth, world class snatch. "Slow down honcho. Make me cum." Jennifer directs him. Ellsworth snakes his tongue up her pussy and licks her out, darting his tongue across those slick pink folds. He rubs her perky clit, as he sucks her bald twat, slowly, then harder and quicker. His tongue quickly swabs at Jennifer's lush pink walls, lapping them clean. "Mmmmmm. Good boy. I'm gonna cum. Wanna drink my pussy cum?" Jennifer asks my goofy ass cousin. He nods excitedly. Jennifer smiles, then puffs hard on the bong and cums. Her super sweet pussy convulses, shooting her cream right onto Ellsworth's tongue and into his mouth. Jennifer cums a lot and Ellsworth sucks it out and drinks it all down, making sure not to miss a sweet drop. Nia slaps Kat's phat ass, driving the fake cock so damn deep up my girl's pussy. She grabs Kats hips and slams up her cunt, that huge rubber dick piledriving up Kat's super slick pussy with raw pussy destroying power. Kat squirts hard, her cum blasting out around the rubber dick, splattering Nia's sweet Samoan pussy. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GODDDDDDDDDD!!" Kat screams out, as she cums incredibly hard. Courteney and I are laid out in the bathtub, pissing on each other. She directs her yellow stream at my chest and stomach. I direct mine at her wide open mouth. We piss all over each other. Courteney drinks several mouthfuls of my warm piss, gulping it down with a happy smile. It splatters her gorgeous face too, just as her piss splatters my chest and stomach. God, I love piss. ... Bernie is at her desk, thinking about what Penny told her earlier. She rubs her pussy under her desk, her pink minidress so short, it rides up to her hips, as Bernie rubs her bare pussy. She pulled her white thong to the side. Bernie know I fuck around. It's like a not so secret agreement we have. She doesn't really fool around though. She fucked her boss to get her job at the drug company... and she's fucked a couple of neighbors when she's gotten drunk, but that's it. She sees herself as a good girl. Bernie also knows Penny is upstairs right now taking Mark's big dick in her very horny holes, solidifying her own job security. Bernie tries to forget about all the sex for job security talk and gets back to work. A little later, Penny stops by her office again. Penny knocks on Bernie's door and walks in. She's got a big smile on her face. "I take it, it went well." Bernie assumes. "Oh yeah. Really well." Penny lifts her mini skirt and shows Bernie her cum dripping pussy. Penny wipes her soaked labia, then sucks her finger. "Really well." Penny winks at Bernie. "Leonard called while Mark was fucking me, bent over his desk. It was so hot. So dirty. He pulled my hair and pounded my pussy, while I told Leonard I loved him. God... that's hot!" Penny bites her bottom lip, still so turned on by her office infidelity. "One of the board members, Davis, came in. I sucked his old cock. His cum was watery, but good. I told him he could fuck my ass next time. He kept staring at it and squeezing it. I love this fucking job sweetie." Penny smiles and happily saunters out of Bernie office, her arms behind her back. Penny is right at home at the sex crazed drug company. Bernie shakes her head, smiling and giggling at her best friend's nonchalant attitude towards workplace infidelity. Stay tuned for episode 02... cumming soon... Will Bernie give in and cement her job security? How will things end up at Jennifer's house? Also, a very special appearance by a big titty legend... and some drug mule fun that'll blow your mind... 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Sex Time Machine Chyna This is a parody... It is not real... R. I. P. Joanie I miss you *** There I was, looking at a Sex Time Machine... yes I said a Sex Time Machine... I have no clue how they came up with the name but, I saw it for sale on the internet and I bought it. I mean it's on the internet, so I figured it had to be legit... So I bought it. Got a good deal, I'm assuming... and hoping... I was still wondering about the name. I even asked the guy, who drove up from Englewood to deliver it. He didn't know. He said a dude paid him to deliver it to me. It seemed more legit, by the minute. Well, it was sitting in my living room so, I tried to make the best of it. Maybe I should watch more TV, or something else good for you, like that. I sat on it, hoping their wasn't anything sticky. I looked it over. It was silver and blue, metallic, four blue knobs, a touch screen and a rather large, silver and blue lever, on the right side, kinda like a slot machine. Nothing out of the ordinary, for a time machine, so I felt more at ease. I looked at the day, month, year and time of day knobs and thought about possible scenarios. I had a Chyna as She Hulk porn movie, that I was watching, on my tablet. I looked up the date of production, just for shits and giggles, as Austin Powers would say. I put in the date and time of day and for the hell of it, put in an old Vivid Video warehouse, I knew they filmed in before, on the destination touch screen. I took a deep breath, feeling really smart, grabbed the lever and pulled it. It started shaking, the room got blurry and I blacked out. I woke up, shortly after and tried to clear my head. I looked around and realized I was in a warehouse. NO FUCKING WAY! This thing actually worked? Holy crap, I love the internet, forget more TV. I threw a blanket over the Sex Time Machine and walked around slowly. I saw a couple of people and HD cameras. I saw what looked like a small set, DAMN, it did work. I set out to find Chyna. I acted like I was in the movie. Nobody bothered me, so thank god for laziness. I finally saw a door with Chyna on it, so I knocked. "Come in." It was her voice. I'm a huge pro wrestling fan, so that voice was burned into my brain. I opened the door and walked in. There she was, sitting in her director's chair, looking in the mirror, in full costume. She had on a white and purple striped, sleeveless and legless, bodysuit, black and purple striped gloves, white sneakers and socks and of course, full body, green makeup on. Her long black hair flowed down her back. She was one hot ass she hulk. "Hey, are you one of the actors I'm working with. I thought I met them already." She asked. I decided to play along. "Yeah, one guy had to pull out. I'm the replacement. I showed the director my papers and tests." I smiled, hoping she bought it. She did. She smiled back. "Good, you're really cute. Do you have a big cock?" She looked me over, smiling, with her arms folded. Her legs were crossed and she shook her right leg, it was on top, like Peg Bundy. I decided to cut to the chase and just show her. I pulled it out and her eyes widened, so did her smile. "Oh yeah baby. It's really big. DAMN, I wish we could fool around. This damn makeup would get messed up though." She said, staring at my rock hard 10 thick inches. "So." I told her, as I locked the door and walked over to her. I stood right beside her. She looked me over again, reached out and softly grabbed my cock. "Well, maybe just a handjob." She smiled and softly stroked my big cock. I grabbed her very big, left tit and squeezed it, through her bodysuit. "And tit groping." I added. I squeezed it hard, then softly, rolling her thick, hard nipple through my fingers, rubbing the tip. "Mmmmmmm, you're good babe. I love your big cock too. It's so long and thick. Do you cum a lot?" She asked, licking her lips, looking right at me, stroking my hard cock. "Yes ma'am, all my chicks say it tastes great too." I smiled at her. "You don't say. Well I guess I should find out for myself, then." She leaned over and sucked about half of my cock in her mouth. I put my hand on her head. She sucked me good, licking my hard cock, in her mouth, as she sucked it. She rubbed my big balls, massaging them. She turned her head towards me and looked up at me, smiling around my cock. She was such a sexy woman, I had a big crush on her for years. She sucked me fast, her mouth pursed tightly around my thick cock, sliding up and down my shaft so easily. She took more of me in, opening her throat wide, her cheeks puffed out from my thickness. She had about 8 inches of my cock in her mouth and throat. I fucked her throat, pushing her head down, further on my cock. She gagged a little, but quickly adjusted and swallowed my whole 10 inches. I fucked her throat harder, her saliva drooling out around my cock. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm." She moaned around my cock, moving the piece of material covering her pussy aside and rubbing her pussy quickly. She moaned louder and I fucked her throat harder. She sucked my cock, as I fucked her mouth. She massaged my balls, so good. That chick knew how to treat a cock and balls. She rubbed her neatly trimmed, black haired pussy faster. I felt my climax close, so I doubled my throat fucking efforts. I slammed down in Chyna's sucking throat, as she sucked me with blazing speed and massaged my balls. I held her head and came deep and hard down her throat. I pumped a ton of thick nut, down her sucking throat. She swallowed it all, looking up and smiling at me. I looked right at her, groaning for the great feeling, as she kept swallowing my jizz and playing with my cum pumping balls. She sucked every drop out, not spilling one. "FUCK, you suck good cock baby!" I shook my head and watched my twitching cock in her mouth. She kissed my cock, smacking her green lips. "Mmmmmmmmm, all your chicks are right. You have delicious cum baby. The best ever. What's your name?" She asked, as she kept softly sucking, my still hard cock. "It's Dick, it's a pleasure to meet you Joanie." I said, slowly fucking her mouth. She pulled me out of her mouth briefly to say, "you called me by my real name. That's sweet. Most guys still call me Chyna." She sucked me back in her mouth, softly sucking my rock hard 10 inches. "Well I'm not most guys and I wanna fuck you right now, beautiful. So what do you say?" She smiled at me and gave me my answer, without saying a word. She got out of her chair, moved it aside and bent over the table, looking at herself in the big mirror. I rubbed my rock hard meat hammer slowly, up and down her slit. She moaned. I slid slowly up her surprisingly, tight pussy. I smacked her muscular ass and fucked her pussy deeply. She reached under herself and rubbed her large, engorged, pink clit. I smacked her ass again, fucking her with long deep strokes. "Mmmmmmmmm, fuck me Dick. I love your big cock baby. Fuck meeeeeee!" I slammed my whole 10 inches in her wet, tight pussy. It loosened up nicely, fitting so snug around my thick cock. It was so warm and wet. I groaned and smacked her ass again. I fucked her pussy faster, harder, every inch slamming in that muscular twat. She screamed out, "I'M CUMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" She squirted an insane amount of pussy cream, all over my throbbing cock. I fucked her at supersonic speed, piledriving my thick cock up that soaking wet pussy. She squirted again. I kept pounding her pussy so fucking hard! I reached up and squeezed those gorgeous, very big tits, through her bodysuit. I held onto them and slammed my cock up her wet, now well stretched out pussy. She squirted again. I pulled out, her pussy shooting out long streams of pussy nectar, across the room. I leaned down and opened my mouth, catching some, tasting her. I stood back up and spit on her anus. I rubbed it in with my rock hard cock and pushed, rather easily, up her muscular ass. I smacked her ass again, hard. My hand and wrist started to hurt. Her ass is very muscular. I squeezed her big, beautiful tits and drove my cock up that sweet ass. Her ass felt so fucking good. It was looser than I expected, you could tell she digs getting fucked up it, but it still felt so good. It was still snug on my thick cock, but not as much as her pussy. "FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSS!! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT!! SLAM MY FUCKING ASS BABY!!" She was loving my cock up there, so I pounded it, as hard as I could. My cock was moving so insanely fast up her muscular ass, it was a fucking blur. She moaned and squirted again, all over me and the fucking floor. I drilled that great ass, as hard as I could. She kept moaning and squirting, all over me and that blue carpet on the floor. The table shook so much, it sounded like it was gonna fall apart, but we didn't care. I grabbed her long black hair and pulled it, drilling all the way, up that gorgeous, muscular ass. She squirted 8 times. I pulled out and pulled her to the floor. She opened her mouth wide and I just jerked off, into that sexy green mouth. I dumped so much cum in there. Mouthful after mouthful of thick jizz, filling her mouth and immediately being swallowed down. She smiled big at me, the whole time and swallowed every drop with glee. I smiled back at her, my big wrestling crush and now my big porn crush. She kissed my cock, reaching up to her purse and getting a piece of paper and pen. She wrote her number and gave it to me, just as someone knocked on her door, saying they were looking for a guy that snuck on set. She smiled at me and softly smacked my cock. "Bad boy. But I'm glad you did sneak on set Dick. I had a great time baby." She sucked my cock some more, before telling the person at the door. "Nobody's in here." You could hear the person walk away. "Sorry babe and thank you. Thanks for not turning me in and thanks for making my 21st century. Your one of my all time favorite women." I smiled big and pulled her up, kissing her. I hugged her too, holding it longer than normal, because she's not around anymore and because she felt so damn good. "Now get outta here, before you get caught babe. Call me." I made my way quickly back the Sex Time Machine and set the coordinates for my place and the present day. I got back and just shook my head, it actually worked. I pulled the paper out of my pocket, with Chyna's number on it and felt bad I didn't stay around to call her before I came back. I realized, though, I can go back anytime I want. I love that freaking... Sex Time Machine. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Who's Your Daddy Bitch? Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut. I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer last night. I get up and leave the neighbor's daughter asleep on her stomach. Don't remember the slut's name. Nice ass on the bitch though. Nothing like young, supple ass. I'm gonna hire the slut. I'll fuck her brains out while she's at the club, so I'll be seeing a whole lot of that sweet ass from now on. I slowly make my way to the bathroom to piss, scratching my nuts... I'm nude. I fart again. Damn Mexican food. I waddle up to the toilet and start pissin. Ahhhhhh... (loud fart)... I let out a long, steady stream. I shake. I yawn, then open my eyes to look around. I pissed all over my girl, comedienne Alia Janine. Thought she was the toilet... oh well. Damn, that bitch has some sweet ass titties. "Morning baby." Mama greets me. "Mornin." I saunter over to her and kiss her, squeezing her gorgeous mature ass. God, mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) has such a sweet ass. So firma and soft at the same time. We make out for a minute. My damn cock gets hard... mama jerks it between us. I suck her tongue and squeeze her ass in her tight jeans. I got the sexiest mama ever. I've fucked her so many times it's insane, and every fucking time it's great. We've got four kids together. All grown. All girls. Mama kept four. I've gotten her pregnant 32 times, so she didn't keep the rest. Thank God. I've got so many kids now, I can't keep track. Got so many damn baby mamas, I can't see straight. Bitches all trying to take my money. I give em some... and pimp the hoes out to get my money back. Mama feeds me breakfast... it's 11:30, but it's still breakfast to me. I own a strip club, skanky ass place. White trash to the core. I fucking love it. It's called Daddy's Girls. Everybody calls me daddy. Except for mama. Even though she does too when we fuck. I'm givin her the good dick up her ass and she screams it out. I love that shit. "So, are you gonna hire Lisa?" Mama's asks, as she feeds me, sitting in my lap. "Who the fuck is Lisa?" I answer, squeezing mama's 34D titties through her short sleeved plaid shirt. "The neighbors daughter you were fucking last night." Mama kisses me, wiping my mouth and feeding me some more eggs and bacon. "Oh... that's the bitch's name. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah... I'm gonna hire her." I roughly fondle mama's gorgeous, soft tits through her top. "Oh, that's good sweetheart. Becky will be happy. She's been worried about Lisa. She wants her daughter to have a steady job." Mama finishes feeding me, and pulls out her titties for me. I lean over and start sucking, drinking her sweet mama's milk, squeezing each soft titty, as I suck em, pulling hard on the rubbery nipples as I suck. Mama has the best titty milk. I could sell it. I might do that. ... Later at the club... "Yeah... come on by. I'll hook you up. Don't worry. I got the cops in my back pocket. Got a new girl too. Her name's Lisa. She's got big titties and a sweet ass. She loves to fuck too. If the money's right, you can fuck her. Yeah... I thought you'd like her." I hang up. An old business associate from outta town is gonna drop by later. Yeahhhhhhhh... I cum deep and hard in my girl Kate's (Kate Upton) mouth. She's on her knees in front of me, behind my desk, keeping the bossy happy. All my bitches keep me happy. It's part of their job. Kate drinks down my heavy load, those beautiful eyes locked on me. Damn, she's beautiful. One of my top dancers... and earners. Kate sucks me dry and kisses my fat dick when she's done. "God, I love your cock daddy. Your cum is so tasty too. Mmmmmmm. I love it." Kate blows me a kiss and gets up, heading out of my office to the stage. My place is full service. It may be a dingy, sleazy ass, white trash strip club, but it's very popular and very lucrative. My girls dance... on stage and in private... they fuck... for the right price... and they'll even hook you up with whatever you need. The cops... like I said earlier... are in my back pocket, so they don't have to worry about being hassled by em. "Here's the new shirts Daddy." My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) brings a box of my new WHO'S YOUR DADDY SHIRTS in. They are very popular. We came out with a new design. It's simple. Two chicks blowing me with WHO'S YOUR DADDY on the front and back. I love em. "Great job babe." I kiss Penny. "Mmmmmmm. Thank you sweetie." Penny pulls my cock out and sits on the side of my desk. She pulls her skimpy white shorts down, and white g string too. Penny guides my fat dick up her sweet, juicy, bald pussy and we fuck on my desk. Penny kisses me, her arms around my neck, as my fat dick plunges all the way up that sweet snatch. The desk shakes from my weight and the force that I'm fucking Penny with. "I'M CUMMMMMMINGGGGG DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!" Penny's quirts all over my cock. I pull out and we watch her pussy paint my big dick with her sweet, tangy pussy cream. It shoots out quick, splattering my entire ten, super thick inches. I slam back up Penny's cunt and pound away, as she holds my neck and kisses all over my big face. I'm a very large man with a big beer belly and a big ass dick... And I know how to fucking use it. Penny squirts four more times, then I pull out and she drops to her knees. She jerjs me off onto that perfect face and into her wide open, cum hungry mouth. My cock pumps my huge load... I cum a lot... and Penny wears it and swallows it. She smacks my fat dick on her wet lips, smiling up at me. She sucks me dry, as my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) comes in. "Oh, I'm sorry boss. I didn't mean to interrupt." Spence starts to walk out. "What do you want Spence?" I ask him, walking back behind my desk, my hug dick wobbling as I walk. I sit in my chair and light a fat blunt. Penny gets up and fixes her clothes, licking her lips clean. She wipes my cum off of her lust covered face and licks her hands clean. Spence stares and swallow hard. He's got a crush on Penny. She's fucking hot, so he's not stupid. "I just wanted to see if you needed help with anything boss." Spence drools over Penny and her tight, tasty body. Penny takes the shirts out into the club, to sell em. "Spence... help Penny with the shirts." I tell him and lean back in my chair, smoking away on that fat ass blunt. "You got it boss." Spence follows Penny. She's got five boxes of shirts. Like I said, they're really popular. We'll sell em all, no problem. What doesn't sell in the club, we will put on our site. I move a ton of merchandise on the website. ... My old business pal Dave... I mentioned him before... is getting a private show from Lisa, the slut from last night. Her mama came by and sucked me off to thank me for hiring her daughter. I dig that kind of thank you. It's a helluva lot better tan a cake or some thank you card. I'm filming Dave's private show. I'm. A businessman and blackmail is a helpful part of my business. Pal or not, money talks. He's married to a politician, so I know he will pay up and keep his mouth shut. I've fucked Dave's wife before. Filmed her too. She paid me $100,000 to keep the movie from getting out. I kept it in my private collection. Never know when I might be desperate for money again either. The bitch can fuck. Took my ten thick up her ass for two hours straight. Damn, I miss fucking that chick. I might give her a call soon. Tell her I might have come across that tape again. Ha. ... One of my daughters is a former porn star. Tyra Moore is a tall, thin, mixed beauty with all natural 32Gs. My pride and joy. I married her too. I've got the whole city government in my back pocket, so it's legal. No one touches Tyra. No one. She's all mine. I don't even let her dance at my club. Her mama is a pain, but a good fuck. I pimped her for years. Even after she got married. Her dumbass husband could never figure out why she was out all night and she always came home smelling like beer and cum. Stupid motherfucker. Tyra doesn't do any of that. I've never pimped her. I have her sisters, but not her. She's never danced. She did porn before I married her. She left home and wanted to see the world, but she missed me, so she quit porn and came back home. We got married and started having kids. We have six right now. They stay with her mother. She quit being a ho. Tyra's pregnant again. I fuck her five or six times a day. She's so fucking sexy, I'm obsessed with her titties too. She spends 3 grand a month on bras, just to show em off for me. I love my girl. ... I walk around my club, smoking, and check out the action. My bouncers are throwing a stupid hick out for getting hands with a girl on stage. They're beating the piss outta him. I watch. I like watching a stupid motherfucker get his... or her... ass kicked. Teaching these bitches some manners. ... I head back in and see Penny. She gives me a thumbs up. We sold all the WHO'S YOUR DADDY shirts at the club. I give her a bonus. Two actually. $5,000 and... my fat dick up her ass. I booty bang my bitch in the ladies room, while the girls come in and out and use the toilet or fix their makeup. I slap that phatilicious booty and pound it. Penny looks in the mirror and blows bubbles. I love a chick chewing gum while I fuck her and Penny knows it. My girl knows how to keep Daddy happy. After twenty minutes of anal pounding, I cum blast city up her ass. Penny cums again at the same time, so a mutual BIG O for us. We kiss and I fondle her sweet 32Cs, as two girls stare and wash their hands. I give em both my card. ... Mama comes by and cums all over me, as I eat her out. She squirts all over my face. She takes pics. Mama's chewing gum too. She blows a giant bubble, while my giant dick is pounding her mature mama cunt on my desk. I suck her gorgeous titties while I pound her out, cumming hard up her cunt, then watching as she sucks me dry. I take pics too. Mama drinks a fat load of my warm piss too. Tyra comes in and helps her. They share it, taking turns sucking my pissing dick. My two favorite women on their knees in my office drinking my piss. I love my sleazy ass life. I titty fuck Tyra on my desk, while mama tosses my salad, rimming my ass. I pump a huge load of cream down Tyra's throat, while mama fingers my big ass and sucks my huge, hairy balls. Once again... I love my sleazy ass life. Kate comes in and films mama and Tyra drinking another load of my piss, while Kate posses on mama's soft, slightly saggy titties. Kate gets on her knees and drinks the rest of my piss, shaking her huge knockers, as she happily gulps down my piss. She's a piss whore. She loves drinking my piss. I film all three sluts sucking me dry. I put it up on Twitter and Instagram. I make a compilation video of us four over the course of the week and put it up on my website. Just another day in my sleazy ass, fuckin' fun as fuck life. Sex, drugs, money, liquor, piss and pussy. All the things that make life worth living. I'm the man and I'm the answer to... Who's Your Daddy Bitch? 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  The Mistaken Gloryhole Ch. 1 My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't ask me why Redbull. He really likes em for some reason. Kim has her head on my shoulder, kissing my cheek... rubbing my thigh too. God, she looks hot. A skin tight, very low cut, white minidress, showing off her luscious, large, firm breasts. Her long, straight, shiny dark hair looks... and smells... fantastic. "You OK back there Spence?" I ask my cousin in back. "Yeah... I guess so. I thought I had a winning system. Damn crooked Blackjack dealers. That guy had it out for me. I could tell he didn't want me to win anything. Damn." Spence pouts... and downs another Redbull. "James." Spence says. "Yeah." I reply. "Can we please stop at the next rest stop? I need to pee really bad." Spence asks, gripping his cock to keep it from pouring out piss. I laugh. "OK. Maybe it's all those Redbulls. Drinking like ten of em probably has something to do with it." I laugh again. Kim giggles, kissing my cheek again. I see a sign for a rest stop. I pull in and park by the restrooms. Spence jumps out and heads to the restroom while Kim and I kiss. He gets confused and ends up in the women's restroom, but doesn't notice. I didn't either. Kissing Kim was occupying my attention. ... "Oh my God, I've gotta PEEEEEEEEE!!" Spence says, hurrying to find a stall. He goes in one and immediately lifts the seat and yanks his cock out and starts pissing. He hears a woman's voice. He stops pissing, surprised. He looks around and listens. He hears women talking at the sinks. "Oh fuck... I'm in the women's room." Spence says to himself. He quickly pulls the seat down and sits on it, desperately trying to not keep pissing. He's in anguish, not wanting to get caught in the wrong restroom. He knows he's too tender to go to jail. He looks around, scared and confused, holding his big cock to keep from pissing. ... "Babe... I think I'm gonna go use the restroom too. I'll be right back." Kim tells me, giving me a big kiss. I watch her get out of the car and walk to the restroom. Kim knows I'm watching her ass, so she shakes it for me. I just smile. God, what a perfect booty my wife has. I wait for her and Spence to finish, taking a real quick nap. ... Kim walks in the restroom and heads over to the stall by the one Spence is in, unknowingly. Spence hears someone going in the stall next to him and he looks at the divider. He notices something different about it. He sees what looks like something covering a hole. He touches it and it opens. Spence gets scared, not wanting the woman in the stall next to him to get mad and call the police. Kim isn't paying attention, so she doesn't see the hole in the divider. Spence doesn't know Kim is in the stall next to him. She's not talking, so he can't hear her voice... and the hole isn't big enough for him to see what the woman looks like. The thought of a gloryhole turns Spence on. He's still scared, but he stares at the hole. It's big enough for his big dick, he notices. Spence decides to throw caution into the wind and he stands up, and slides his really thick, and only half hard cock, through the hole. He grins his goofy grin... but wonders if he made the right decision. Kim is peeing when she happens to looks over and see the large dick sticking through the hole. She's startled. "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Kim asks angrily, moving further away from the growing cock in the hole. "Ummm... I ummmm." Spence stammers, realizing he made a bad mistake. He's scared and trembling. "Spence... Is that you?" Kim recognizes Spence's voice. "Kim? Oh my God... I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to... I mean... I..." Spence doesn't know what to say. Kim relaxes, knowing at least the very large cock sticking through the hole isn't a stranger's. She giggles. "Trying out a gloryhole huh? You do this often?" She asks, looking Spence's cock over, very impressed by it. "No... I mean... actually... I've never done this. I don't know why I did this time. I didn't mean to come in the women's room. I got confused. This weekend has been a disaster. I lost all my money at that damn casino, now I'm gonna get arrested. I hate my life." Spence holds his head against the divider, sad and dejected about his streak of bad luck. Kim feels sorry for him. "Don't worry Spence. I'm not gonna call the cops. I won't even tell James about this. It'll be our little secret ok? Very nice cock by the way. Your operation really went well. It's so big and thick." Kim smiles, checking out the nine inches. She lifts it up, checking out underneath it too. "Thanks. I'm really happy with my new cock." Spence replies. He recently got a penis enlargement. "Is it always this hard... or is that just because of me?" Kim asks Spence, giggling as she watches Spence's huge dick twitch. "Ummmm... both. You're the most beautiful girl in the world, so of course it's hard because of you Kim." Spence lays on the charm, relaxing, knowing he's not going to jail. "Awww... thank you Spence. That's very sweet. Your cock is beautiful. You should be very happy with it. Is it more or less sensitive than before?" Kim asks, tickling under the head with her forefinger. "More. I last longer before I cum too. I cum more too." Spence adds. "Oh really? If I remember correctly... you came a lot before. So you cum even more now?" Kim asks, intrigued. She's seen Spence jack off and fuck at our sex parties. She knows he cums a lot. She's always been impressed by how much he cums. Kim's a cum freak. I love that about her. "Yeah... a lot more. I pump out a huge load now." Spence brags. "Oh... well... that's very impressive Spence. That's a turn on. I love a lot of cum. James cums a lot, and I love him cumming in me, on me, and especially down my throat. I love feeling it oozing down my throat. It turns me on so much." Kim thinks about me and my cum, as she starts playing with her pissing pussy. She sticks a finger below her heaving pussy and pisses on it. She brings it to her mouth and sucks it clean. "Mmmmmm... God, I'm horny." Kim tells herself. She rubs her throbbing clit and keeps pissing, as she looks over at Spence's monster cock. It's dripping slimy precum. Kim's really turned on. "You know Spence... since you said you're a gloryhole virgin, it would be a waste not to help you experience that for the first time." Kim says. Spence's eyes go wide in the next stall. "Huh? Ummm..." Spence stops talking, as he feels Kim's mouth engulf his entire huge, throbbing cock in the next stall. He's shocked... and very pleased at the same time. Spence leans against the divider, as Kim gives him the best blowjob of his life. Kim slobbers all over that huge, throbbing piece of dick meat, her full, wet lips gripping the shaft tight, as they slowly dive down, all the way down, on that huge dick. Kim gobbles up Spence's twitching cock, bobbing her head quickly, as she plays with her pissing twat. Kim screams out around Spence's dick, as it stretches her mouth, as she squirts her cum into the toilet. Her sweet pussy cream shoots out, along with her piss. Spence groans in utter delight, as Kim blows him. Her lips are working sexual magic on his cock... and his soul. Spence leans against the divider, gripping the top of it tight, grinning happily, as Kim sucks his huge dick voraciously, making Spence feel so fucking good. Kim sucks Spence with intense, big cock hunger. She wants his huge load running down her throat too. She's getting so wet just thinking about all that thick gooey cum shooting down her throat. Spence grunts loud, as his cock jerks in Kim's throat. Spence cums right down my wife's throat, pumping ten huge spurts of cum down her gullet. Kim moans in delight as she's fed all that gooey cock cream. She drinks it all, sucking eagerly, thirsting for more. "God, that was so yummy Spence." Kim says around Spence's cock, slowly sucking him dry. She feels something else hit the back of her throat, something warm. Spence starts pissing in Kim's mouth. She's surprised, by doesn't spit his cock out. Kim loves piss. She drinks mine all the time. "I'm so sorry Kim. I..." Spence apologizes. Kim just drinks it down, moaning her taste approval. Spence relaxes and grins, feeling so fucking good, having just cum down Kim Kardashian's throat and now he's pissing down it. His luck turned around for sure. Kim drinks down all of Spence's piss, then kisses his fat head. "Thanks Spence. Your cum and piss were so yummy. Maybe we can do this again sometime... if you get lost and end up in the wrong bathroom again." Kim says, laughing. Spence laughs too, sweating, grinning from ear to ear. ... A few minutes later I wake up as Kim and Spence come back out to the car. Spence gets in the back seat. Kim gets in the front. "That took awhile. Busy bathroom?" I ask. "Yeah. It was packed." Kim answers. "You wanna drink before we head back?" I ask them both. "Umm.. No. Thanks though." Spence says. "No babe. I'm full. I had a drink when I was in the bathroom. It was soooo good." Kim says, smiling back at Spence. She lays her head back on my shoulder and we head back to LA. Spence and those Redbulls. You never know what they will lead to. It led to Spence breaking his gloryhole virginity, so his weekend just got a whole lot better. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

11/26/2019  My Freaky Life Ch. 2 This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Dad Dr Evil (Himself) My Grandma Helen (Helen Mirren) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Sister Jessica (Jessica Simpson) My Sister Nikki Dee (Meteorologist Nikki Dee Ray) My Cousin Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) My Cousin Rachel (Rachel Maddow) My Cousin Anne (Chef Anne Burrell) My Cousin Jenni (Jwoww From Jersey Shore) My Cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) My Cousin Bubba (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) My Aunt Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) My Aunt Dolly (Dolly Parton) My Aunt Peggy (Peggy Bundy) My Aunt Jane (Jane Marie Lynch) My Half Brother Scott (Seth Green) *** The Hamptons, New York "So how's the sex biz, my gorgeous grandson?" "It's rolling along nicely grandma. Sexiest grandma ever." "Oh, you charmer. I guess that's how you get all the girls... That and this beautiful cock of yours." I smoked the blunt my Grandma Helen and I were passing, while she sucked my cock slowly. She tickled my big balls and licked that talented tongue all over my rock hard cock. Her gorgeous, mature, cherry red lips wrapped tightly around my shaft, sucking it hard, up and down, slowly and precisely. It felt so good. I puffed and passed to grandma. She took a big toke on it and passed it back to me. She sucked my cock in, the warm smoke wrapping around my head. I passed the blunt to her again and she took a really big toke on it and passed the blunt back to me. I watched happily as she slowly blew the smoke all over my cock and balls. My legs shook and my cock twitched. Helen smiled, admiring her work on her grandson. I smacked and squeezed her soft, mature ass, while she sucked me in and bobbed her head quickly on my happy cock. Her beautiful, full lips were so tightly wrapped around my cock. She sucked me faster and faster, tickling my big balls, laughing around my oh so fucking happy cock. I groaned and she sucked me faster, squeezing my balls softly rubbing them, her head flying up and down my cock. I came hard in her experienced mouth. Her red lipstick covering my cumming cock. I pumped my load in at max speed. Helen giggled and smiled around my cock, swallowing every drop I pumped into her mouth. I just smiled and smoked, loving it all. I squeezed her soft ass, smacking it again. Grandma sucked me dry, happily downing my jizz and licking my head clean. Grandma Helen sat in my lap, facing me. She slid my still hard cock up ur well aged and well used pussy. I love my grandmother's pussy. I've fucked it so many times and it's always a pleasure. Helen put her arms around my neck, smiled so sexy and rode me like a mature sex goddess in heat. She bounced relentlessly on my throbbing manmeat. It thrust up her neatly trimmed, gray haired snatch, every inch tasting that delicious cunt, stretching it wide. I leaned in and sucked her magnificent, mature tits, nibbling on her thick, pink nipples, sucking those tits hard. "YESSSSSSSSS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK ME MY BEAUTIFUL GRANDSON!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" She squirted all over my rampaging cock as it drilled up her cunt, every time she slammed down on it. That very skilled pussy worked my happy cock like only my grandmother can. The taboo aspect of pussy thumping my grandmother turned me on so fucking much. I blasted my load up her beautiful, gilf pussy, my cream filling that soaking wet granny cunt. I sucked her gorgeous, soft tits more as I happily pumped my load in her mature, soaking wet cunt. "I love when you fuck me James. You're such a beautiful man with such a beautiful cock. My grandson has me hooked on his cock... you naughty boy." We laughed and kissed. Helen sat beside me. I lit a blunt and took a deep toke on it and passed it to her. We smoked and caught up on everything. I love talking to my grandmother. She's an actress and a worldly lady. She's a sweetheart too. We have always been close. "How's everything my love? I haven't seen you in awhile. Work has been keeping me busy. I miss my favorite grandchild." "Just living my life, my gorgeous grandmother. Hottest gilf on planet earth." "Always the charmer. Such a gorgeous man too." We kissed. Helen put her legs in my lap. I massaged her feet as we smoked and chilled. I looked at her. That beautiful body... She's in her 70's,but still absolutely gorgeous. Her breasts are well aged perfection. I reached over with my left hand and groped them. Helen moaned, while she smoked. I brought my assistants, Beth and Spence with me. Spence came in and filmed my grandmother's tits for my movie. "Look at those tits people. That's my grandmother Helen. A great actress and grandmother... a hottie too. Such a gorgeous woman." I pinched and pulled her nipples as Spence filmed. Beth walked over in her white bathrobe, those massive tits ready to bust out of the robe. She took it off and tossed it in a chair. Spence filmed her as well. Beth shook those massive tits and came over, kneeling in front of me, wrapping those awesome mammaries around my cock. I smoked and let Beth do all the work. My grandma groped Beth's tits as she fucked my big cock with her massive, natural melons. They slid up and down my oh so happy cock, wrapped tightly around it. She quickened her pace, sucking my thick head, pumping my cock with those huge titties. Helen leaned over and spit on my cock, licking the head. Spence filmed it all. I smoked and smiled. Beth pumped my throbbing cock faster and harder. She chewed on my plump head, lapping up my precum, sucking my head with awesome power. Helen licked Beth's tits and my cock. I groaned and blasted Beth's sexy, mature face. Her long thick blonde hair flying wildly as she pumped my shaft, painting her face with my jizz. Helen sucked me dry, jerking my shaft super fast, sucking out every fucking drop of her grandson's cum. She then licked Beth's sexy, milf face clean. Slowly lapping up the cum. She and Beth, spit my cum back and forth into each other's mouths repeatedly, smiling at me. They finally kissed and swallowed my cream. We all sat and drank and smoked. Ronda arrived. We made out. She looked fucking awesome. A very short and tight, pink mini dress, with pink pumps. Her long blonde hair in a braided ponytail. The rest of us were in white cotton bathrobes. "I missed you baby. I'm so fucking happy to see you James." Ronda kissed me repeatedly. I held her close, snuggling with my very beautiful wife. I pulled her tits out of her loose dress top... Spence filmed... We are in perfect filming sync with each other... I sucked her tits, pouring some margarita carefully on her tits... making sure not to spill it on her dress. Ronda moaned, biting her lip. My grandmother and Beth watched and smoked. I licked the drink off of her perfectly shaped B cups. I kissed them and sucked them hard, softly biting them, licking her erect, pink nipples. "Mmmmmmmm, my man is gonna make me cum... and we haven't even fucked yet." I smiled, softly grazing my teeth on her nipples, my warm breath blowing softly on them. Ronda's nipples were so fucking hard. I pulled them and shook them with my mouth. I stuffed her whole tits in my mouth, sucking them hungrily. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Ronda squirted. She wasn't wearing panties, so it shot out. I moved my mouth quickly to her pussy and sucked up her juices. She squirted hard into my thirsty mouth. I put my mouth right on her pussy and sucked out every drop of pussy nut. Ronda played with my hair, writhing on the sofa and my face. Beth came over and sucked my cock. I sat Ronda in my lap, reverse cowgirl. Beth bobbed on my cock. She slipped my wet cock up Ronda's perfectly toned ass. Ronda moaned loud, as my thick cock inched it's way up her ass. Beth snaked her tongue up Ronda's perfect, bald, juicy snatch. Beth massaged my big balls, while she ate Ronda's snatch. Ronda bounced on my cock hard, slamming those muscular thighs on mine. "YESSSSSSSSSSS!! I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK JAMES!! FUCK MY ASS BABY!!" I squeezed her perky tits, rubbing her hard nipples with my thumbs and fucked up into her gorgeous booty. Helen puffed hard on the blunt and kissed Ronda, sharing the smoke with her as they kissed. I drilled my wife's ass so ridiculously hard and fast. Beth massaged my balls so fucking good. I groped Ronda and Helen's tits as they continued sharing the weed smoke. Ronda screamed into my grandmother's mouth and squirted into Beth's mouth. Spence was filming everything, staring and drooling. I groaned and blasted my load up Ronda's awesome ass. My cock just pumped my jizz, full force up my woman's perfectly shaped booty. I shook her tits and squeezed, as I finished cum blasting Ronda's ass. We all kissed. A three way kiss with me, Ronda and grandma. Beth pulled my cock out of Ronda's ass. She sucked me in and I immediately pissed in her mouth. Beth loves my piss. She happily drank it all down, sucking me and drinking my piss at the same time. I smiled so big. Helen leaned down and sucked my cum out of Ronda's ass. Such a sexy sight. She played with my balls and sucked Ronda's perfect ass clean. Beth drank all of my warm piss. She and Helen kissed deeply, sharing the cum and piss. The next morning I was at my aunt, Katie Lee's show, promoting my movie, which wasn't finished yet. Kathie Lee came into my dressing room and greeted me so nicely. "HEYYYYY THERE... My favorite nephew. Best looking man I've seen, since the last time I saw you." She grabbed my face in her hands and kissed me deeply, our tongues fucking in our mouths. I hugged her and we made out for a few minutes. I groped her perfect milf tits, through her dark blue blouse. I love my aunt's tits. They are so fucking gorgeous. So soft and squeezable. She's awesome and so are they. "Well... looks like someone missed his aunt's titties. They missed you too baby." I pulled her blouse up and pulled her bra down. I licked those awesome, mature cans and sucked them so fucking hard. Her delicious milk shot out into my mouth. I happily swallowed it all down, sucking each tit hard, stuffing the whole tit in my mouth. I swallowed a couple of mouthfuls of Kathie Lee's milk. "Mmmmmmmmmmm ... Get that milk baby... it's all yours handsome." She held my head to her chest. She reached down and rubbed my cock, through my pants. Unfortunately though, it was time for her to go start her show. We kissed. She fixed her clothes and walked out wiggling her sexy ass at me, looking back and winking at me. The show started. Spence and I watched from my dressing room. I got the signal that I was next. "Well... Our next guest is someone very special to Kathie Lee... It's her nephew James... he's the King Of Porn and also a pimp. He also gets paid to impregnate women... He's even knocked up his aunt Kathie Lee." "Yes he did. Best sex ever." Lets bring him out... Here's James..." Hoda introduced me. I walked out to a nice round of applause. I sat in between them. "Welcome James." "Thanks. WHAT'S UP NYC?" That got a big cheer. "Yes.. I forgot... you're a New Yorker living in California." "Yep...it's good to be back home." Kathie Lee hugged my neck and kissed my cheek, rubbing those gorgeous melons on my left arm. She reached down and unzipped my pants, pulling my cock out on national television. "Excuse me Hoda. I just wanna finish something my nephew and I started in the dressing room. Go ahead and interview him... I'll just be over here with his big, beautiful cock stuffed down my throat." Kathie Lee deep throated me right there in front of the live crowd. I fucking loved it. I love public sex. I put my hand on her beautiful head and enjoyed her sloppy blowjob. Her saliva ran down my shaft, her red lipstick smeared all over my cock. She sucked every fucking thick inch down her throat and licked my balls with my whole cock crammed down her talented throat. "Well... Ok... James... you're here to promote a celebrity tits movie you're making. How's it coming along?" Hoda asked, staring at my aunt Kathie Lee. "It's coming along great... Yeah... suck that cock baby...you down mind if I get yours on camera do you? Spence... come out here." Spence came out with his camera. I squeezed Hoda's sexy, small tits and pulled her white top up and her white bra down, exposing those sweet, mature caramel titties. She was shocked, but quickly went along and smiled. I pulled her brown nipples and squeezed those tits. Hoda's milk squirted out. I leaned over and sucked it down. Spence filmed it all, zooming in on her gorgeous brown nipples. Kathie Lee bobbed fast on my cock, every inch flying in and out of her throat. She tickled my balls, softly scratching them, sucking hard on my shaft, her saliva oozing out of her mouth. "So you fuck your aunt Kathie Lee and your other female family members? I've even heard you've gotten some of them pregnant... Is that right!?" Hoda asked, moaning as I played with her sweet, brown tits. "Yep. I have the hottest family and the women love my cock... so I give it to 'em. We have a lot of fucking freaky fun Hoda... as you can see." I sucked Hoda's mature, caramel cans and put my hand on Kathie Lee's head. I grunted and dumped my load in her mouth. Kathie Lee swallowed it all happily, moaning so sexy as she swallowed my jizz. She lifted her head and pulled her top up, pulling her awesome, mature melons out of her bra and showing them to the camera. She shook them and played with them. I pushed Hoda's head to my lap and she sucked my big, happy cock clean. I sucked my aunt's awesome atits some more, swallowing more of her milk, as Hoda sucked me clean. I pulled my mouth off of Kathie Lee's natural melons and squeezed them, squirting her milk at Spence and the camera. She laughed. I shot her milk out all over the table and floor. I sucked those all star titties in my mouth again and drank even more of her sweet milk. Hoda kept sucking me, wanting her own mouthful of cream. After about 20 minutes of fast, relentless sucking, she got her wish. I blasted a big load of my tasty cream in Hoda's sexy, caramel mouth. She let it hang off of her tongue and lapped it up, licking it off of my head, sucking it all down. We finished the interview. I fucked Kathie Lee in the dressing room. She was bent over, looking into the vanity mirror while I doggy style slammed her mature, neatly trimmed cunt, her tits hanging down, shaking wildly. I squeezed them, her milk oozing between my fingers. I blasted my load up her cunt, filling it. She sat on Hoda's face and squirted it out into her mouth. Hoda drank it all down. I pissed all over my aunt's gorgeous face and in her mouth. Kathie Lee pissed in Hoda's mouth and Hoda pissed in Spence's mouth, while he ate her pussy. It was chain pissing mania in the dressing room. Kathie Lee came out to the Hamptons with me. We pulled in the driveway and she pulled her top off. I pulled out some yayo and put it on her tits. I made a couple lines and snorted it off of those beautiful, natural tits. I sucked them clean and sucked down some more of her milk. Fuck, that was hot. Snorting blow off of Kathie Lee's tits, then sucking her milk down. Fuck, I love my family. I gave her some X and she thanked me by tit fucking me there in the car. She's a slut and I love that about her. I pounded those soft, mature, perfect funbags, while she smiled so sexy at me, licking the precum from my pee slit. I creamed her mouth. Kathie Lee sucked it down happily I put a line of blow on her ass, leaned over and snorted it, then shoved my tongue up her ass, licking her out. She giggled, loving it. I smacked her ass and squeezed it hard, eating her ass, while Kathie Lee sucked me clean. We went inside and I saw my queen. Kim had flown out. She ran over to me and kissed me. I picked her up, kissing her passionately, my tongue molesting hers in our mouths. "My handsome king... I've missed you baby." "Missed you too sweetheart." I took her upstairs, in my arms. We made it to my bedroom and fell on the bed. She was on top of me. She was wearing a gray, very tight, wraparound dress, gray heels and a thin gray wrap as a coat. She quickly took her clothes off. I took my clothes off. I got her to leave her beautiful heels on. I groped and licked Kim's big tits. She moaned, holding my head to her ample chest. I sucked so hard on those thick nipples, licking them in my mouth. Kim grabbed my rock hard cock and stroked it between us. She rubbed it on her juicy labia. I alternated tits, sucking each one hungrily. She slid my cock up her pussy, riding me. We kissed. I smacked the world's greatest ass and squeezed it, loving the feel of it in my hands. Kim rode me, bouncing happily on my throbbing cock. I laid back on the bed, looking up at her. She smiled so sexy, blowing me a big ass kiss. Damn, I'm in love. I squeezed those big jugs, rolling her perky nipples between my fingers, loving her wet pussy wrapped so tightly around my manhood. She bounced harder on my cock. I smacked her perfectly shaped ass again and again. Kim leaned her head back and moaned. She looked so fucking beautiful. She rode me faster, her ass slamming on my thighs. My cock was so fucking happy. Beth and Helen came in. They both knelt down and sucked my balls while Kim rode me as fast as possible. "YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! I'M CUMMMINGGGGGGGG!!" Kim squirted. I picked her up off of my cock and brought her pussy to my mouth. She finished squirting in my mouth. I sucked it out, licking my queen's pussy clean. Beth deepthroated my wet cock, while my grandmother sucked my balls and fingered my ass. I enjoyed that, as I sucked on Kim's magnificent, thin runway topped pussy. Beth bobbed her thick blonde haired head on my twitching cock. Helen sucked my balls perfectly. Her mouth is so fucking talented. I turned Kim around and moved her to my cock. She grabbed it and slid it up her awesome ass. OH MY GOD... I love her ass. Everything about it. I love fucking her ass. She was facing away from me, her long black, shiny hair hanging down into my face. I reached up and squeezed those beautiful tits while she moved her ass back and forth on my cock. My grandma ate her pussy, wiggling her tongue up it, rubbing her clit. Beth came over to me and let her massive tits hang down so I could suck them. They tasted so good. Her huge nipples shooting her milk into my mouth. Kim worked her ass back and forth on my smiling cock faster. "MMMMMMMM... FUCK MY ASS JAMES... I LOVE YOUR COCK!!" She moaned out and squirted into Helen's mouth. My grandmother lapped up her cream. I fucked up into Kim's ass, while Helen licked her perfectly wet pussy clean. I drilled up into Kim's perfect booty, my cock stretching her anus wide, thrusting all the way up that pleasure hole. The bed was shaking. My mouth was full of Beth's enormous tits. Her tasty milk shot into my thirsty mouth and I swallowed it all down. I sucked her tits so fucking hard. My ass flew off of the bed as I ass thumped Kim so insanely hard. "POUND MY ASS JAMESSSSSSS!!" Kim shouted. She squirted again in Helen's mouth. I finally pumped my creamy load up Kim's ass, groaning loud as my cock shot it hard, my cream exploding out of my, oh so happy, cock. Helen pulled my cock out of Kim's ass and sucked it. Beth joined her at my cock and the two took turns sucking me clean. It felt so fucking good. I pulled Kim back to me and kissed her, softly rubbing her all over. My grandmother put her mouth to Kim's ass and sucked out my cum from it. Beth kept sucking my very pleased cock. Her wavy blonde haired head bobbed wildly on it, her mouth wrapped so tightly around my shaft. Her lips suctioned up on my shaft, her right hand jerking it fast. She wanted a mouthful and I wanted to give it to her. Beth sucked me faster and jerked me even faster. I grunted and came hard, blasting her mouth. Beth sucked out my cream, swallowing it down fast. She pulled my still cumming cock out of her mouth and gave it to my grandma. Helen sucked out some and swallowed it down happily. They pulled my cock out and let it paint their sexy faces with my jizz. They pumped every drop out, then licked each other's face spotless. Beth and Helen took turns sucking me dry. I kissed and held Kim, so happy and relaxed. Katie Couric came over that evening. I was scheduled to do an interview with her the next day, but she wanted to come out to the Hamptons and hang out. We are friends and I like hanging out with her so it was fine. We hung out on the patio, overlooking the ocean, had some drinks and smoked some weed. Katie looks so adorable smoking a blunt. I got her to try and smoke it with her pussy. Spence filmed it. She did good. It took her a little while, but my grandmother showed her how it's done. My aunt Kathie Lee wrapped her gorgeous tits around my cock as I watched my grandmother Helen show Katie Couric how to smoke weed with her pussy. I love my fucking life. Kathie Lee snorted a line of blow off of my cock as I fucked those mature, 36D titties. That bitch is wild. I have the coolest female family members. Kathie Lee sucked my head, while I drilled her gorgeous, natural funbags. I popped into her mouth. She sucked me totally clean. My grandmother and I did a couple of lines off of Katie's beautiful, perky tits. I liked them clean and sucked those hard, pink nipples, pulling them hard, letting them snap back into place. "Yeahhhhhhh, please fuck me James. I need your big cock so fucking bad." Katie asked and she received. I put her legs on my shoulders and drilled her mature pussy, my hands squeezing her gorgeous, natural C cups. Her milk oozed through my fingers. My grandma licked the milk off of my fingers. Kim got behind me and spread my cheeks. She licked my anus. It felt so damn good. She squeezed my cheeks, then rubbed my balls when she licked my ass. My cock thumped Katie's cunt. I squeezed her cans and her milk shot up to my grandmother's face. Beth licked her face clean as I pummeled Katie's neatly trimmed, milf twat. She screamed out in orgasmic bliss and squirted on my, hard as steel, cock. I pulled out and Kim sucked my cock from behind. Katie squirted on Kim's tits. Kim sucked my big cock so perfectly, pulling it back towards her and engulfing it. She put it back in Katie's pussy and I drilled it for another 15 minutes. Katie squirted two more times, then I pulled out and pointed my cock at her face. I shot my jizz at her open mouth. She caught it, smiling the whole time. She swallowed my load and licked her lips, blowing me a big, sexy kiss. I pissed right towards her face. Katie stuck her tongue out with her mouth wide open. She caught my piss. Helen, Beth, Kim and Kathie Lee also stuck their tongues out catching my warm yellow cocktail. That's was the hottest sight. Five gorgeous women, all taking my piss into their mouths. I was so fucking turned on. They all swallowed my piss. Katie and Kathie Lee kissed each other. Kim put her mouth on my cock and sucked out the last drops of piss. I put my hand on her head and enjoyed every fucking second. It was a fun evening for sure. Kim and I went upstairs and showered. I had a lot of fun soaping her perfect body up, spending extra time on that world famous ass. We cleaned up and got dressed. We all went out to dinner, taking a limo. I was gonna meet my old pal from New York, Drita Davanzo, from Mob Wives and talk about the porno. On the way to the restaurant, my aunt, Kathie Lee, wanted to make out sum more. I wanted to try something kinky so I pulled her tight, white Capri pants down and spread some blow on her labia. I lit a blunt and gave it to her. She puffed and blew the smoke into the air, her head leaning back, loving my work on her beautiful, mature body. I played with her tits and fingered her ass. Right when she was ready to pop, I leaned down and snorted some of the blow, quickly puffed on the blunt, then quickly went to her pussy. I licked her out super fast, my tongue rolling and licking like a sex crazed maniac. She screamed out and squirted in my mouth. I quickly snorted the rest of the blow from her labia, getting a pussy cum shooter. It was the best high ever. Kathie Lee played with my hair, grinding her twat on my face. I licked her totally clean, kissing that gorgeous, mature cunt repeatedly. I kissed my aunt, loving those luscious lips. It was a helluva evening and it was only getting started. Drita is always a blast to hang out with and my sexual freakiness was on full power. It's just the way I am. I'm a freak... A sleazy, kinky one... my family makes it even easier for me to be sleazy and I love them for it. It's... My Freaky Life. To be continued... 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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