02/06/2020  Welcome to the Fuck Show Ch. 1 Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she wants to have your baby, is a helluva shot for your ego. Considering I get that a lot... it's not as big for me... but still makes me happy... and so fucking hard. She's grinding on my fourteen inches of thick meat, laying on top of me, kissing me softly, her arms round my neck. I'm squeezing her soft, supple ass, pulling her back and forth on my cock. We've been fucking for two hours straight, so I'm ready to pop. I'm soaked from Kate cumming so much. I love it. Just as I get ready to pump my bitch full of my world famous sperm, another of my hot bitches, WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair comes in dressed in her Harley Quinn costume. FUCK... SHE'S HOT!! I love cosplay, so I love it when my women dress up for me. Her blonde and red hair in pigtails, chewing gum, blowing bubbles, her bat behind her head. Love it. Charlotte winks at me and tosses the bat in a chair, walking up behind Kate. She slaps Kate's ass. "Mmmmmmmm. Do it harder." Kate encourages Charlotte. She smacks Kate's smooth, jiggly ass hard. Kate smiles at me, biting her bottom lip, still grinding on my monster cock. I'm enjoying this, big time. Charlotte rubs my huge balls, tickling them, then slides a finger up my ass, massaging my prostate. She blows a big bubble and pops it, smiling a naughty smile and blowing me a slutty kiss. Kate rides me faster, wanting my sticky sperm racing up her tight pink pussy. God... I'm feeling good. Charlotte fingers my ass and rubs my balls, as Kate rocks back and forth on my hard throbbing, giant cock. Charlotte unzips her skin tight, blue shorts and pulls out her twelve inch rubber dick. She smacks it on Kate's ass. Kate smiles happily, knowing what's coming. All my women are horny, cock crazed sluts. Charlotte spits on her huge strap on and rubs it in, still fingering my ass. She pulls her finger out of my ass and sucks it, looking right at me, winking. I smirk. Charlotte spits on Kate's browneye, rubbing it in, then sliding a finger up her tight, warm and welcoming booty. She pulls out and places the fat head of the huge strapon on Kate's rosebud, blows me a kiss... then pushes in, causing Kate to lurch forward. Kate smiles approvingly, her ass eagerly accepting the huge invader. She keeps riding my cock, faster and faster. Charlotte and I get into a rhythm and double fuck Kate perfectly. I grope the fuck outta those world famous jugs of hers, while Charlotte grabs her long, blonde hair and yanks it. Charlotte fucks Kate's ass hard, blowing and popping bubbles the whole time. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YEAHHHHHHHH!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Kate screams out, taking 26 inches of real and fake dick in her slutty holes, squirting all over me again. Charlotte slaps her ass again and I kiss Kate deep, rough fucking her tongue with mine. "Show me those tits bitch." I tell Charlotte. She smiles and pulls her white red and blue tee shirt up and pulls her titties out of her overstuffed white bra, showing me those enhanced, DD beauties. They hang over the cups and jiggle wildly as Charlotte pounds Kate's ass. I just grin happily and enjoy Kate's cumming pussy, tightly gripping my ready to explode cock. Five minutes later, we all cum. Charlotte cums first, drenching her shorts. Kate cums again, her wrecked pussy squirting uncontrollably all over my now cumming cock. My cum blasts up her pussy so deep, so powerfully. I push in all the way, making sure to shoot as much jizz as I can, as far as I can up her constantly convulsing pussy. Kate moans loudly into my mouth, sucking my tongue like she does my cock. My hands ravage her awesome tits through her tee shirt, squeezing and shaking them extremely hard. Charlotte leans down and we all three kiss. I fondle Charlotte's perfect tits too, pinching and pulling her rock hard, rubbery nipples, molesting those titties with pure, titty crazed delight. I pull off Kate's tee shirt and toss it, sucking so hard on her tits, alternating between them, biting and kicking all over em. I greedily suck them for ten minutes, motorboating them madly, kissing and sucking them with reckless, horny ass abondon. Kate hugs my head to her heaving melons and moans and smiles with glee. She loves how much I love her tits, so we are perfect for each other. Kate, Charlotte and I relax, smoke a blunt and chill in the bed. Charlotte licks, bites and sucks my hard nipples, blowing smoke on em too. Mmmmmm. A nice relaxing afternoon at home. As the three of us relax and fool around, my dorky cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is helping my wife Kim Kardashian in her office... "Where did I put that hard drive? Hmmmm." Kim asks herself. She's looking for a hard drive that has our latest photo and video shoot on it. I own the most popular porn company and website in the biz. Kim runs it for me. My mother (Kathie Lee Gifford) helps run my company too. I let my wife and mother run things for me, to free up my time... for stuff like earlier. (Big, sex happy smirk) "I think we've looked through everything in here Kim." Spence adds, looking around. Kim's office is pretty neat, she keeps it clean, so she must've put it someplace else. Kim looks around, wondering where the hard drive could be. She knows it's important to me. It's starring my good friend and long time fuck buddy Sofia Vergara. It's really hot. I fuck her senseless, cumming and pissing in her and all over her. Sofia's dressed up as Catwoman and I'm Batman. It's fucked up and freaky for sure. We fuck all around the city. It's a big production. "I found it." Another of my girls, Penny (The Big Bang Theory) says, as she walks into Kim's office with the hard drive. "It was in the production office. I found it when I went over to talk to Kelly." Penny puts the hard drive on Kim's desk... and Kim breathes a sigh of relief. "Thank you Penny. I'm glad you found it. We looked everywhere up here for it." Kim thanks Penny. Spence stares at Penny. She's got a very skimpy, pink thong bikini on. Her always hard nipples are poking through the thin material. Penny is one super hot honey. She's been living with me for about three years. She helps out with pretty much everything. Kim giggles with her eyes wide open, when she looks over at Spence and sees his bulge in his pants. Spence recently underwent penis enlargement surgery and has been also talking some "special pills" to get as big as he can. He's been pretty secretive about his penis since the surgery though. No one has seen it yet. It's weird, because Spence is a well known peeping tom and pervert, so he showed his six incher off all the time before. "Oh my God Spence... your cock is huge now. Wow!" Kim makes Spence smile. Penny looks over and is equally impressed by the bulge. "HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!" Penny's jaw drops. Spence's bulge in his gray sweatpants is so big, his dickhead pops out of the top of his pants. Spence quickly covers it. Kim walks over to him. "Don't be shy Spence. Let's see it. Penny and I are curious." Kim looks at Penny and winks. Penny laughs and agrees. "Yeah... pop that big ol weiner out, so we can see it." Penny walks over to Spence too. "Ummm. OK... I guess." Spence is never shy, but he's nervous about the look of his new cock. He moves his hands, and pulls his pants down. His massive new, uncircumsized, enhanced dick plops out in all its fat dick glory. "WOW! Beautiful cock Spence." Kim compliments Spence, calming his nerves. "Yeah Spence. That's beautiful. DAMN!" Penny licks her glistening, pink glossy lips and bites them, staring hard at Spence's ten and a half inch, very fat dick. Penny touches it, then quickly pulls away, as it jumps. She and Kim giggle. Spence, now relaxed, grins his goofy grin, realizing his new cock is a big hit. "You can't even see a scar. The doctor did a great job." Kim comments, lifting Spence's cock to look all around it. She checks every inch of that rock hard ridiculously fat rod. "Thanks. Yeah... he did great. I'm really happy with it." Spence says happily, loving the attention from Kim and Penny. Kim gets her phone and texts me. She takes a pic of Spence's cock and sends it to me, to show me how well his operation... and pill taking... turned out. Back in my bedroom... Kate and Charlotte are double sucking my cock, licking and kissing up and down the sides of my massive member, kissing when they meet at the tip. They take turns sucking me off, their mouths bulging wide from my immense girth. I get the text and check it out. I nod, impressed by Spence's new cock. I text Kim back, giving two thumbs up... right as I cum in Kate's mouth. Charlotte looks back at me, biting my super fat shaft, as my thick, creamy cum pumps hard into Kate's expertly sucking, cum hungry mouth. Kate swallow half and saves the rest in her mouth, as Charlotte sucks my fat balls beautifully. She slobber all over em and sucks them so damn good, I just groan loudly, so happy. Charlotte kisses Kate and they share my thick cum, stringing it out between them, lapping it up and swallowing it, kissing, letting some cum dribble out of their mouths, then licking each other's faces clean. I start pissing, and Charlotte loves quick, encasing my massive, pissing crown with her luscious, red lipstick smeared lips and sucking it down. Charlotte drinks my warm piss, moaning happily as she does. I take pictures, smoking my blunt, loving my freaky life. Kate blows me kisses, then moves to my cock, taking it from Charlotte, drinking the rest of my piss down. Both sex crazed hotties look right at me the whole time. I finish pissing in Kate's mouth, watching her throat gulp down my tidal wave of urine. She and Charlotte take turns sucking me dry, sucking me perfectly as I kick back, smile, smoke, and take pictures. Back in Kim's office... "Yeah... Stroke it Spence. Mmmmmm." Kim encourages Spence, as he jerks his cock slowly for her and Penny. Kim opens her top, a silver blouse, exposing her white, lacy bra and those firm, DD tits that I love so much. Penny is on her knees, eating Kim's pussy, looking over at Spence playing with himself. Spence licks his chubby lips, staring at my wife's glorious cleavage. Kim giggles, seeing how much Spence loves her breasts. "Go ahead and feel them, if you want, Spence." Kim tells him. Spence reaches over and gripes each full tit, squeezing and fondling them, getting more and more excited. Kim notices. "Look Penny... it's leaking. I think he likes me." Kim laughs. Penny takes her pussy nut dripping mouth off of Kim's very slick pussy and looks over at Spence's precum dripping rod. Her eyes go wide, amazed at how much precum Spence is now pumping out. She's seen him cum before, many times, but it seems like he's got even more precum than before. Penny grabs Spence's rock hard hog and jerks it herself. She coaxes out even more slimy, prejizz. Penny leans over and laps at the hanging strand of precum oozing out of Spence's immensely fat, mushroom head. It covers her tongue. Penny sucks it in and gulps it down. "OH MY GOD... IT'S EVEN YUMMIER THAN BEFORE. WOW!!" Penny shouts out. She laps the super fat head again, her tongue digging deep into Spence's piss slit to dig out more tasty cock slime. Penny sucks hard on the hard, sucking out another tongue full of precum. She quickly downs it, smacking her lips afterwards. "Holy precum crap on a cracker Spence! That's fucking yummy!" Penny smiles up at him, licking his piss slit again. "Thanks. Glad you like it. It seems like I'm cumming more now than I did before." Spence says with a confident grin. Kim looks at Penny licking all over Spence's wet crown and grabs his obese cock, her hand not fitting all the way around it, jerking it to get more slimy fluid out for Penny to dine on. "I think we should judge that for ourselves. I think we should see if you really do cum more than before Spence. Do you agree Penny?" Kim naughtily asks, giggling and jerking. Penny quickly agrees, nodding yes, as she devours the massive cock in front of her face. She slides her widely stretched mouth down further on the insanely fat meat. Penny's saliva pours out of her mouth and onto the carpet. She doesn't gag. She's an expert cocksucker... all my freaks are. Kim grabs the super fat base of Spence's cock and jerks it as fast as she can. Spence leans his head back and growls happily. Penny smiles around that massive weiner and sucks like a champion blowjob queen. Her blonde head bobs fast on that cock, her spit flying, her lips as well. They grip and glide up and down that massive rod for another five minutes. Kim's hand jerks as fast as humanly possible. "I'M CUMMINGGGGGGG!!" Spence grunts out. Penny pulls her mouth off of the cock and smiles a very slutty smile. Kim jerks the obese weiner off onto Penny's face and chest. Fat glob after fat glob of thick dick cream splatters Penny's hair, forehead, nose, cheeks, lips and bikini covered tits. Penny pulls the bikini off her tits and each gets plastered with a glob of thick sperm. It hangs off her rock hard and throbbing pink nipples. Spence finally stops cumming. Kim pulls his cock all the way forward, making sure to get every last drop out. One last drop hangs off the fat tip of his dick and its quickly lapped up by Penny. She smacks her lips again, looking at herself, covered in thick sperm. "Well... it looks like he does cum more than before. For sure." Penny says, wiping her eyes. She licks around her lips, gulping down the thick cum she collects on her tongue. "Oh yeahhhh. It sure does." Kim agrees, letting go of Spence's now softening, morbidly obese cock. "Great job Spence. I think we need to put you in more of our movies. With that new cock of yours... you'll be a BIG hit." Kim says, smiling, as she looks over Spence's cock and Penny. All that cum amazes Kim. I cum a lot too, so she's used to it. She just didn't expect it from my goofy cousin. Kim realizes Spence might really have a big porn career ahead of him. Kim's a great businesswoman, so she sees money signs in her eyes, as she looks at Spence's new cock. "I think you should get cleaned up Penny. I need to talk to James. Great job Spence. I may have big plans for you. So be ready." Kim tells them. "Ok Kim. I will." Spence puts his cock away and heads out of Kim's office. Penny gets up and she and Kim laugh, as Penny wipes the cum from her face. She licks her hands, loving the taste, then blows Kim a kiss and goes to her room to shower. Kim thinks everything over. She smiles a money making smile. My wife has a gift for making money... one of the many things I love about her super fine fucking ass. She heads over to our bedroom to talk it over with me. ... My girl Kelly Madison is a huge titty porn superstar. She's also the director of my movies and website. Thankfully Penny found the hard drive from the Sofia Vergara shoot while she was hanging out with Kelly, as she edited another movie. Kelly is one of the closest people to me. I've known her for a long time. I actually worked for her way back when. She's been living with me for about as long as Kim has. We have another movie shoot coming up. We always do. We make a lot of movies. We also do a lot of photo shoots, so Kelly stays very busy. Everybody here helps out. My family does too. My favorite aunt Patty (Patricia Heaton), who's Spence's mom, helps out with the movies and stuff all the time. She's such a sweetheart. Such a sexy ass, slutty as fuck sweetheart. I love her so much. She and Kelly are hanging out, smoking some weed in the editing room, when Spence walks in. Patty loves busting his balls... like we all do. "Oh... it's my Frankenpenis son. How'd it turn out?" Patty asks, laughing with Kelly, as they smoke. "MOMMMM! It's not a Frankenpenis. I just wanted a bigger one, so I got it enlarged. It turned out great. Kim and Penny saw it and loved it." Spence tells his hottie mom, as he stands behind her and Kelly. "Well... let's see it." Patty looks at her son with a very serious look. Spence is a little taken aback. He's never shown his mom his dick... as unbelievable as that may sound. "Mom... I don't know. I mean..." Spence looks nervously at his mother. "You show your new dick to Kim and Penny, but not to me? Your own mother? PULL IT OUT SPENCE! NOW!!" Patty demands, giving Spence a mean look. He relents, not wanting to upset his mother. He pulls down his sweatpants and his soft, but still massive weiner hangs there. Spence tries not to look at his mother. He's a little embarrassed. Patty is shocked. She's a big cock freak. She looks at Kelly, who looks back at her, both babes very impressed by how big Spence's cock is, even though it's still soft. His foreskin hangs off the end of the obese weiner. "Very nice son. Very nice. I wanna see it hard though. Get it hard for mama. Or do you need help with that?" Patty asks, reaching over and softly dragging her fingers up and down the very fat shaft. Spence is nervous, but also very turned on. His cock jumps when his mom touches it. She keeps rubbing it... and it keeps jumping... and getting harder. "So big. Mmmm. You should've done this years ago Spence. We could've had so much fun. Well... I guess we need to make up for lost time then." Patty smiles, handing Kelly the blunt. She leans over and licks Spence's massive, now fully erect, shaft. She softly bites it. Spence groans, his hands holding his mom's head. Patty sucks his massive head in, her lips slowly making their way down. Kelly watches, playing with her absolutely perfect, all natural 34G tits through her thin white tank top. She's not wearing a bra, so her huge melons shake, as she plays with them. Kelly smokes, and gripes her tits, watching Patty suck on her son's huge cock, her spit pouring out onto the floor. Spence fucks his mom's very experienced mouth, making her gag, as he forces his huge cock down her throat. He deviously smirks, getting off on face fucking his gorgeous mom. He slams his cock down her throat, over and over. He pulls out and Patty pukes. Spence smacks his lips on Patty's ruby red lipstick smeared lips and outstretched tongue. She greedily gulps his immense weiner back down her throat, fucking it with her mouth. Spence grunts loud, echoing through the studio. He blasts his warm, thick load down his mother's throat. Patty happily drinks it all down, swallowing every thick drop. "Mmmmmmmm. Very tasty son. Very, very tasty. I can't wait to feel that thing in my pussy and ass." Patty sits back in her chair, pleased with the rough blowjob. Kelly hands her the blunt. Patty smokes, blowing smoke up towards Spence. "Now get out of here. Kelly and I are busy." Patty tells Spence. He pulls up his pants and heads out. "Keep that thing hard for mommy Spence." Patty tells her son, before he leaves. Spence smiles and nods. He leaves, his confidence soaring. He knows he made the right decision getting his bigger dick. ... After Kim tells me all about Spence and his new cock...and her ideas for him... we end up fucking. Kim rides me in her pussy and ass, squirting repeatedly, all over me and the bed. I just squeeze her big titties and enjoy the ride, smiling my ass off. I finish in Kim's cum craving mouth. She downs my huge load of premium jizz, moaning in delight the whole time she eats it. Afterwards, we snuggle, smoke and agree to put Spence in our new movie, featuring him and his new, enhanced weiner. We both smell money... and neither of us is ever wrong smelling money. Ha. ... Kate walks by Spence's room on her way to her bedroom. The door is half open, so she looks in, when she hears him groaning. Kate's eyes go wide, as she looks at Spence jerking off while he looks at himself in his full length mirror. He's wearing his white tank top and socks... and nothing else. It's his favorite sex attire. Kate laughs at the sight, drawing Spence's attention. "Hey Kate. Just exercising my cock. My doctor told me too. He said it helps with the healing process. Wanna help?" Spence shakes his eyebrows, his confidence soaring from earlier. Kate shakes her head and giggles at the explanation and suggestion. She can't stop looking at his new member though. His excuse for jerking off may be bullshit, she thinks, but he's got a huge new cock and she's still horny. Kate looks around and notices nobody in the hall and says to herself, "Fuck it." She walks into Spence's bedroom and closes the door. ... I head over to see Kelly and talk about the movie. Kim throws on a silk bathrobe and walks down the hall to Kate's room. She hears noises when she gets to Spence's room. Kim puts her head to the door and listens. "AHHHHHHHH!! GOD!! FUCK ME SPENCE!! FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kim giggles softly, not wanting anyone to hear. She recognizes Kate's voice. Kim keeps listening, hearing what sounds like slapping. Maybe Spence is fucking Kate doggy style and slapping her gorgeous ass, Kim tells herself. She imagines what that looks like and grinds her thighs together, getting turned on by the image. Kim hears more slapping and screaming. "FUCK MY PUSSY WITH THAT BIG FUCKING DICK!! YEAHHHHHHHH!! SLAP MY ASS HARDER!! DO IT!!" Kate screams out, taking charge. Kim was right, Spence is fucking her doggy style. She hears a really loud slap and a loud moan of pleasure from Kate. "I'M CUMMINGGGGGG!! FUCKKKKKKK!!" Kate screams out, obviously squirting all over Spence's massive meat. Kim licks her lips, very turned out by that image. She plays with her big tits through her robe, opening it and squeezing those very beautiful bare tits, her thighs grinding faster. "Oh my God! Suck it Kate." Kim hears through the door. She can clearly see in her mind, Kate wheeling around and sucking Spence's huge cock. Kim imagines Kate drinking all that thick cum. All that cum she saw earlier, splattered all over Penny's face and chest. Kim closes her eyes and cums, as she fondle her heaving DD tits, licking her luscious, full lips with a sly smile. Kim hears someone walking to the door, so she quickly moves back up the hall, tying her robe. Kate walks out, wiping the corners of her mouth, smiling pleasurably, as she walks down the hall in the other direction, to her bedroom. Kim chuckles, smiling coyly, realizing Spence is gonna do just fine as a featured pornstar. ... Next door at my porn production offices... I'm smiling myself, as Kelly rides me, as I sit in her chair. She's smoking, her huge cans flopping wildly, as she bounces hard and fast on my fourteen inches of manmeat. "GODDDDDDDD!! I'M FUCKING CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGG BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kelly screams out, squirting for the third time, this load of pussy jut joining the last two, dripping off my lap, onto the carpet. I ram my giant cock up her wrecked, super spasming cunt and get another squirt. Kelly throws her head back, the blunt in her mouth, a squirting fuck doll for me. I keep slamming up that drenched, smashed out mess of a cunt of hers, and she keeps squirting. There's so much pussy cum dripping off of me, I feel like I'm swimming in a lake of pussy cream. I grin my ass off, loving that feeling. I finally blast my massive load of duck cream up Kelly's neatly trimmed... but totally wrecked... blonde cunt. She leans back up, looking at me with a glazed over orgasmically charged look of hardcore euphoria. Kelly kisses me deeply, with such passion and love, her arms wrapped around my neck. I fondle her perfect, massive melons, as the pulsate in my hands, her whole body trembling from the repeated Big O's I gave her. We kiss for five minutes. I love Kelly and she loves me. It's not just fucking with her. She's special, like Kim. We have a bond... a freaky, loving bond. My thumbs flick her hard as glass nipples, as my hands roughly squeeze those soft, heavy melons. God... I love fucking Kelly. Kelly and I haven't done much business talking so far, but fuck it... I'd rather fuck her silly any damn day. It's way more fun than business anyway... even if your business is sex. (Big sly smirk) ... Down in the kitchen... Kim is drinking a cherry smoothie when my mother walks in. My mother is one of the most gorgeous women on earth. I'm definitely a mama's boy and damn proud of it. She always makes me smile. "Hello dear." Mom greets Kim, kissing her. They hug. Mama opens Kim's robe and looks her over. Yeah... my mother is a slut. Oh hell yeah she is. Ha. Mom smiles at my wife's perfect, mega curvaceous body. They kiss again. "What's this I hear about Spence? I was taking to Patty and she told me about how nice his new cock turned out. I'm anxious to see for myself. Maybe take it for a spin." Mama winks at Kim, pouring a smoothie for herself. "It turned out great. Kate beat you to it. She took it for a spin herself. From what I heard, it was a helluva fun ride." Kim and mama laugh, as they look at each other, smiling, drinking their smoothies. "Well... maybe you and I could both take it for long ride... really see how bumpy the ride can get. I'm sure Spence wouldn't mind that at all." My mother smiles naughtily at her daughter in law, over her cup. "You're so bad Kathie Lee. So naughty." Kim smiles back, seductively licking her cup, looking right at her super horny mother in law. Mom puts her cup down and walks over to Kim, kissing her, sucking hard on her tongue. Mama plays with Kim's breasts, as they kiss. "Well... I think it's time I go find my nephew and his new big dick. I think I should get closely acquainted with it." My mother smirks. "I'm hoping for a very bumpy ride." Mom tells Kim, kissing her passionately again. They laugh. "Good luck. Let me know how bumpy it gets." Kim says, a naughty smile on her luscious lips. Mama squeezes her tits and gives her one last kiss. "I definitely will dear. I'll give you all the bumpy details. God, I'm horny." My mother winks at Kim and heads off to find Spence... and take him for a very bumpy ride. Mama is a very, very skilled driver. She always hits the right spots... always. ... After I finally get around to talking to Kelly about the movie, we both head back inside the house. Kelly is tired, so I kiss her and watch her shake her gorgeous booty at me, as she walks into the elevator and takes it up to her bedroom. Yeah... I've got an elevator in my house. It's a huge house, so it helps... and it's a helluva lot of fun to fuck in too. ... Later in my bedroom... I'm taking a shower, after another fuck and suck with Kim. All anal this time. I can't get enough of that ass. I fucked it doggy style on the bed, on the couch and against the wall. Kim rode me, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, cumming a dozen times. I finished on top of Kim on the bed. She was laying face down and we were kissing as I came up her ass. I fucking lived every beautiful second. Cumming in Kim Kardashian is one of the greatest thing ever... and I get to do it any time I want. Yeah... I love my fucking life! Ha. While I'm in the shower Kim gets a text from mom. It's a picture of her riding Spence. She got a happy look on her face, as she rides cock, rubs her clit and squirts. Kim giggles, shaking her head, knowing how slutty my mom is. Kim puts her robe back on and heads down the hall to Spence's room, thinking she can maybe hear how "bumpy" the ride is for my mom. Kim makes it to Spence's door. It's closed. She leans against it and hears the "bumpy" ride herself. She smiles mischievously. Kim hears Spence's bed creaking and cracking like crazy. She knows mama is really riding him with pure, sexually intense, huge cock hunger. It turns her on too. Kim reaches into her robe and starts playing with her throbbing clit, rubbing it in circles, as she listens. "GOD... YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG BEAUTIFUL COCK SPENCE!! GIVE IT TO ME HARDERRRRRRRRR!!" Mama screams out, squirting all over that huge rod buried up to the hilt inside her absolutely perfect, and super juicy, mama pussy. Kim can hear my mother bouncing crazily on Spence's cock. The bed sounds like it's getting ready to break any second. Kim giggles, impressed by my mother's sexual intensity and riding skills. She rubs her clit insanely fast, in circles, then back and forth. Kim closes her mouth tight and cums, squirting onto the hardwood floor. She looks down and sees her cum jetting out of her spasming pussy, moaning loud into her mouth, not wanting anyone else to hear. Kim wipes her dripping wet cunt with her fingers and brings them to her mouth, as she hears my mother bouncing faster and faster on Spence. She sucks her fingers, twisting them in and out of her mouth. She hears mama cumming again and decides to take a little peek. She carefully cracks open the door and peeks inside. ... Back in my bedroom, in the shower... My girl Kat Dennings has joined me. We're soaping each other up. I'm spending extra time getting her absolutely perfect 34DD jugs nice and soapy. Gotta make sure they're clean after all. I massage the soap and warm water into Kats tits, squeezing and shaking them, pinching and shaking her thick, pink nipples too. She licks her luscious lips seductively at me, looking right at me, moaning approvingly at my bathing skills. She soaps up my gigantic cock, jerking and rubbing it... and my huge balls... using both hands. We passionately kiss and happily continue our soapy massages, the warm water beating delightfully down on us. ... Back in Spence's room... Kim watches through the slightly ajar door, as my mother grinds and bounces on Spence's humongous weiner. She keeps squirting and leaning her head back, her mouth open, very much enjoying herself. It seems like the ride is very bumpy and pleasurable for my mom. Kim grinds her thighs together as she watches. Her wet pussy throbbing delightfully at the cock riding exhibition. My mother happens to look over to the door, as she stops grinding on Spence. She smirks approvingly at the sight of Kim watching her. Mama loves being watched. She gets off on it big time. Her perfectly supple, mid 60's, 36D tits jiggle as mama turns around on Spence's portly cock, with it still in her. Spence takes a deep breath and groans, his cock feeling so fucking good inside my mother's very experienced, and very talented cunt. Mama is now facing away from Spence, letting his cock calm down, so he won't cum. She's an expert at working a cock. My mother wiggles her finger at Kim, for her to join her. Kim doesn't move, not knowing what to do. Spence still doesn't know she's watching. Mama continues to motion Kim over. She's very persistent. After a minute of thinking about it, Kim walks inside the room and shuts the door, walking over to my mother. They kiss. Spence is startled by Kim, but my mother relaxes him by starting to grind his pleasurably sore, very hefty cock again. Kim stands there as mama fondles her lush tits, nibbling and sucking them, grinding away on Spence's cock at the same time. Kim bites her bottom lip, loving my mother's mouth on her breasts. Her nipples pulsate at the sensation of mama's tongue licking them and her teeth softly biting them. Spence grins and sweats heavily, wiping his face on his white tank top. Kim hugs mama's head to her ample chest, as she sucks away on Kim's perfectly shaped, DD tits. Spence starts to grunt heavily, wanting to cum. Mama stops grinding on him and squeezes his super fat rod tight with her hall of fame, mature, clean shaven pussy. It vice grips that huge dick, not allowing it to cum. Spence groans in cum deprived pain. Mama laughs, looking at Kim, kissing her softly again. "You're not cumming yet sweet Spence. Kim hasn't rode you yet. So save it and relax. My pussy will help you." Mama tells Spence, her pussy gripping his cock tighter, then releasing it, then gripping it tight again. She repeats the process several times, finally holding her grip for several seconds. Spence goes crazy with desire, groaning and grunting wildly. Mama very slowly releases her grip and Spence's urge to cum magically disappears. Spence takes a deep breath and wipes his face on his sweat soaked tank top once more. "Good boy. See... I told you I would help you dear. Now... give Kim as good... and as bumpy... a ride, as you've given me." Mama looks back at Spence and blows him a kiss. Spence grins and breathes deeply. Mama rubs Kim's flush face and gets off of Spence's very husky cock. It plops out, smacking his tank top that covers his chubby stomach. Mama leans over and slowly licks the entire length of his cock, making Spence shake and groan. She laughs, then kisses Kim and pulls her robe off. Mama helps Kim climb up onto the bed and onto Spence. He grabs his cock and rubs it on Kim's throbbing, dripping labia, then slides it up Kim's tight, bald cunt. He sighs with intense pleasure the whole way, as his enormous cock inches up Kim's slick pussy. Kim kisses mama, moaning happily as her pussy stretches wide around that huge rod. She leans back away from my mother and shakes her perfect pussy and ass on that enormous rod, smirking naughtily at mama. Spence goes crazy again, grunting and groaning uncontrollably at the overpowering sensations of Kim's pussy and ass grinding on his very sensitive cock. He grabs Kim's hips and bounces her on his dick, so excited to fuck her. He rams his very fat rod so deep up Kim's convulsing cunt, battering it with intense, raw animal desire. Kim squirts, playing with her bouncing tits, as Spence powers up her cunt. Mama leans over, playing with her delightfully sore pussy and licks Kim's hard throbbing clit. "GODDDDDDD!! UHHHHHHHHH!! I'M CUMMING AGAINNNNNN!!" Kim screams out, squirting once more, as Spence's very hefty cock pummel up into her overstuffed, cumming cunt. Mama laps up the cum that oozes out from Kim's pussy, driving Kim wild. Spence can't take it anymore. He slams Kim down hard on his twitching cock and cums insanely hard up it. His cock pumps out huge glob after huge glob of thick sperm into my wife's drenched and wrecked cunt. It pours out of Kim's pussy, around Spence's cumming cock. Mama laps it up, not missing a creamy drop. She skillfully and eagerly licks Spence's hard twitching cock clean, smacking her lips, moaning her slutty taste approval of every drop. "God! That was great Spence." Kim tells him, leaning her head back, licking her lips, as she feels my cum crazed mother's lips licking her cum dripping labia. Mama pulls Spence's cock out and more cum pours out of Kim's ravaged cunt. Mama attacks it, eagerly lapping it all up, sucking Spence's twitching, cum leaking mushroom head, sucking out every last drop of thick cream she can. Mama looks up at Kim and Spence, and opens her mouth, sticking out her cum covered tongue. The thick sperm covers her entire tongue and hangs down off of the end of it. Mama pulls Kim's head to hers and kisses her, sharing the thick cum with Kim. They kiss for a full minute, as Spence watches with a huge, goofy grin. Kim and mama swap the cum and suck each other's tongues. "Yummy. Your cum is so yummy Spence." Kim tells him, smiling seductively at my slutty mother. "Yes it is my dear. Yes it certainly is." Mama agrees with Kim. Spence lays back on the bed with a shit eating grin on his goofy face, super confident and happy with the way things are going. Mama told me tickles his white with red stripes sweatsocks covered feet. Spence chuckles and rubs Kim's world famous... and world's greatest... ass. Kim and mama kiss and fondle each other's absotleuky perfect tits, both smiling, and pleased with the "bumpy" ride on Spence's portly cock. ... Back in the shower in my bedroom... "FUCKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! OH FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kat screams out, her 34DD breasts flopping wildly, as I ass pound her with my gigantic cock. The water beats down on her face and wet hair, splashing off those perfectly shaped, heaving breasts. I squeeze em hard, pummeling her ravaged booty with my massive meat, pistoning in and out, over and over. Kat squirts repeatedly, eight times so far. Her pussy nut splatters the shower floor, as my hips slam into her soft, supple ass, my cock raging in and out of her ballooned out booty. I LeAnn over and softly bite her neck, cumming so deep up her bowels. My massive rod pumps out a massive load of creamy jizz, throbbing so hard as it pumps my sperm into my girlfriend's curvaceous ass. It pours out around my immense shaft, pooling on the shower floor with Kat's cum. She cums again squirting her pussy cream directly into my dripping sperm. I cum a ton... so does Kat. We kiss deeply, while I manhandle and molest her world famous, awesomely perfect, very spectacular tits. "GODDDDDD!! That was fucking awesome!! Thank you baby. I love you... and your fucking awesome cock... so fucking much." Kat tells me, smiling and kissing me repeatedly. I smile back, loving the kisses. "You're fucking welcome baby. Thank you... and your fucking awesome ass." I smirk. We both laugh and kiss, as the water splashes us. ... After Kim and my mother leave Spence's room, he heads down the hall... just his tank top and socks on... grinning his chubby ass off. He struts towards the elevator, but stops outside Kelly's room when he sees the door open. Kelly walks out of her bathroom, her towel around her. She opens it and dries her back, looking at herself in her mirror. She's startled when she sees Spence in the mirror, licking his drooling lips at her. "SPENCE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Kelly asks angrily. Spence snaps out of his dorky daze. "Uhhh... I'm sorry. I was going downstairs, but I saw your door open when I passed by... and..." He tries to play off his peeping as non creepy as he can. "AND..." Kelly hits back. "I'm sorry Kelly. You're just so beautiful and perfect, I couldn't help myself. Please don't tell James. I'm sorry." Spence lays it on thick. Kelly shakes her head, disgusted by my sometimes creepy nephew. She ties her towel around her chest and turns around, not knowing whether to yell at Spence some more... or to kick him in the nuts. Kelly laughs mockingly, shaking her head, when she sees Spence standing in her doorway wearing only his white tank top and sweatsocks. His soft weiner is still massive and still very impressive. Kelly puts her hands on her hips and Spence gives her a goofy, kinda apologetic grin, shrugging his shoulders. Kelly chuckles, unable to stay mad at Spence. She's still upset, but not mad anymore. She shakes her head again, smirking half heartedly, impressed by his now hardening cock, but also by his new found confidence. "Well thanks I guess. I see you like what you saw." Kelly giggles and points at his cock. It's three quarters hard and growing. Spence chuckles himself. "I gotta hand it to ya Spence. That's a helluva cock you've got there now. It's really nice." Kelly compliments my wide grinning cousin, further helping his confidence grow. His cock is now fully hard and twitching, very impressed by Kelly and her awesomely perfect curves. "Might as well give you a good look." Kelly tells Spence. She opens her towel and spreads it, flashing Spence her all natural curves, 34G tits and blonde landing strip topped pussy are the stars. Spence gawks at them, grabbing his cock and jerking it, not thinking about if Kelly gets upset again. Luckily for Spence, Kelly shakes her huge, heavy tits for him and poses a very sexy, huge titty showcasing pose. She lets Spence take in her whole gorgeous awesomeness. Spence drools, as he stares, grinning from ear to ear. Kelly laughs and smiles, enjoying the awkward attention. "There." Kelly wraps her towel back around her. Spence shakes his head, clearing it, snapping out of his huge titty fog. His cock is jumping in his hand, obviously very happy with Kelly's show. "Do you always have so much precum leaking out?" Kelly asks Spence when she notices it hanging from his engorged piss slit. "Yeah. I've always had a lot, but I have even more now, since the operation... and the pills." Spence answers. His cock starts softening and his foreskin starts to cover his head. The precum gets caught inside it and starts to slowly hang from the flap. "Jerk it. I wanna see you cum up close." Kelly makes Spence smile. She walks over to the side of her bed he's next to and sits on it, watching closely. Spence spits on his cock and starts jerking. His massive manmeat bulges and jumps, his precum pouring out of the piss slit. Kelly nods, impressed by the amount of precum. She wonders how he produces so much. She looks at his huge balls and guesses they have a lot to do with it. Spence keeps jerking excitedly, looking at Kelly's bodacious boobs covered by her towel. She notices and laughs. "Ok big boy. Here." Kelly takes her towel off and leans back, shaking her naked, heavy tits for Spence. She flicks her nipples, making them hard as steel. Spence goes wide eyed, staring hard and jerking fast. "Oh shit... I'm gonna cum." Spence tells Kelly, shaking and grunting, ready to blast off. "Not on the floor. Wait." Kelly tells Spence and slips off of the bed, kneeling in front of him. She holds up her 34Gs for Spence to cum on. Kelly shakes em and slowly licks her lusty lips, enticing Spence to paint her phat tits with his thick cock cream. Spence lurches forward and starts plastering Kelly's gorgeous melons with his sperm. It splatters each huge tit, gobs of thick semen hitting, then rolling down her tits. Ten ropes of jizz pelt Kelly's melons. She shakes em the whole time, rubbing them all over Spence's ever cumming, obese rod. He finishes jizzing Kelly's perfect jugs, then wipes his forehead, breathing deep. "WOW! That's a lot of cum. Very impressive." Kelly compliments Spence, wrapping her cum covered melons around Spence's twitching rod, slowly pumping it with them. He shakes, grinning wide. He's in sex heaven. Kelly bites her lips, looking at all hat sticky jizz splattered all over her massive tits. It takes a lot of cum to cover those bountiful beauties... and they're cum covered, from top to bottom. It runs slowly down Kelly's giant orbs, clinging to her thick, pink, bulging nipples. Kelly sees a drop of cum barely hanging out of Spence's foreskin. She sticks her tongue into the flap and collects it on the tip of her tongue. She smiles at Spence, shaking her eyebrows, then gulps it down, smacking her full, glistening lips. "Mmm. Very tasty." Kelly teases Spence. He looks at her with a cocky smile and wipes his forehead. "There's plenty more there for you to gobble up, baby." Spence is feeling cocky. Kelly looks at all the cum on her tits, thinks about it for a few seconds, then stands up, right in front of Spence. She smiles a very sexy smile at him, then... "It sure is." Kelly remarks, grabs Spence's head and yanks him to her tits, rubbing those cum covered super melons all over his shocked face. He bitches and cries as Kelly motorboats his face all over her jizz splattered jugs. She laughs the whole time, very much enjoying torturing Spence. Kelly lets Spence go, and chuckles, giving him an "oh well" look when he stares, totally surprised and disappointed at her, coughing and frantically wiping his cum glazed face. "Next time... don't get too full of yourself, bud." Kelly putting Spence in his place. She mockingly winks at him and grabs her towel, wiping the rest of Spence's cum off of her tits. The rest that's not on his shocked face. Ha. ... Later that night... Kelly told Kim about her encounter with Spence. Kim got a good laugh out of Kelly knocking Spence down a notch. We all like him, but he can be a little too annoying for his own good sometimes. Spence walks into the kitchen where Kelly and Kim are, his head down. "Hey Spence." Kim greets him. "You OK?" She asks, knowing the answer. "Ummm... Yeah. Listen, Kelly... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go over the line or anything earlier. I apologize." Spence meekly apologizes, realizing his mistake. Kelly looks at him, a teasing smile on her perfect face, then she looks at Kim, who smiles back. "Apology accepted. You needed a little attitude adjustment though. You were getting a little too big for your britches... that you weren't wearing." Kelly and Kim laugh. Spence chuckles, smiling, lifting his head. "You know Spence. You've shown you can handle the job so far... so don't screw it up." Kim tells him, as she stands next to him, her arm on his shoulder. "I won't. I promise." Spence tries to reassure Kim... and Kelly. Stay tuned for episode 02 where we start filming the movie. Will Spence fuck it up? Tune in and see. It's gonna get even dirtier... more sluts... more fucking... more sex... more piss... tune in next time... 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

02/06/2020  The Perverted Private Eye Ch. 1 Series Theme : I play The Perverted Private Eye... I'm the best investigator in the biz and the most perverted... With help from my partner Beth (Beth Chapman) we solve sex related cases involving celebrities... This series is full of freaky perverted sexual depravity and all kinds of sleazy fun Episode 01 : Wendy Williams Exposed "Are you gonna sleep through the whole damn trip? Wake up... I'm bored." My best friend and partner, Beth asks, nudging me. We're flying from LA to my hometown of New York City, to meet a famous client. I've been a private investigator for about 10 years. I've worked on numerous sexual cases involving celebrities over that time... it's my specialty. I brought in Beth to help out, because she's a talented investigator, she's my best friend... and she's got some of the most awesome tits ever. Yes, I'm a big tit fan... I love titty fucking a hot, big tit chick... it's one of my favorite things to do. Beth's 38F titties have been a huge star of my perverted fantasies, the whole time we've been friends. Beth is sitting in the window seat... I'm on her left. She's wearing a skin tight, white button down blouse, unbuttoned below her magnificent tits. Her white bra barely contains those massive melons. Beth loves to tease me... it's one of her favorite things to do. We've never been sexually involved... even though Beth knows my perverted and sexually depraved reputation very well. Our friendship has always stopped our relationship from going beyond intense sexual teasing. We've walked a very thin line between sex teasing and fucking our brains out. Beth knows I want her bad, and she enjoys every fucking second of pushing me to the absolute brink. "I know what will wake you up... (whispering in her sexiest voice, in my ear) fuck my big titties baby." I immediately open my eyes. Beth smirks at me and blows me a kiss. Damn tease (frustrated look, shaking my head). Beth shakes those perfect 38F's and bounces them, her arms under them pushing them up. I fucking love her massive tits... she fucking knows it and flaunts them for me every damn chance she gets. She's married... but she flirts a lot... mostly with me... but she's never cheated. I am fucking determined to change that, asap. "Follow me to the bathroom handsome." Beth says in her sexiest, most flirtatious voice. Could it be she's gonna finally give me some pussy... and those titties? I sure as hell was gonna find out. Beth got up and walked to the bathroom, wiggling her thick booty at me. A few other male passengers stared at her walking. Beth loves the attention... so she put on a show, bouncing those huge titties and phat ass all the way to the bathroom. I go in the bathroom, right after Beth. She sits me on the toilet. My mind is racing with dirty, perverted thoughts... I have a lot of freaky things I wanna do to Beth... and her tits. I watch her, rubbing my cock through my jeans, but she stops me. "No no handsome... you watch... but don't touch yourself... you understand?" Beth smiles, softly rubbing my face. I shake my head in disappointment. Beth sits on the sink. She spreads her feet... with her white stripper pumps on... putting one on my left shoulder and the other on the door. I shake my head in a combo of intense sexual excitement... and intense sexual frustration. Beth smirks, enjoying my frustration... and excitement. She pulls her very tight, very short, black mini skirt, up around her waist. She slides her white thong slowly off and tosses it at me. I smell it... Beth smirks again. "You like my scent, don't you pervert?" I nod. I lick the crotch slowly. Beth grabs it and shoves it in my mouth. "Suck it bitch! Suck my wet panties, you fucking sexy pervert!" I obey and suck them, tasting Beth's juices... inhaling her aroma. My sexual excitement increases... my cock, rock hard in my jeans. Beth sees it and smiles. She takes her foot off of the door and rubs my crotch, that big high heel shoe slowly rubbing back and forth on my throbbing erection, the material of my pants rubbing against my bare skin... I never wear underwear. Beth smirks in her dominant, boss bitch way. "You're my bitch now James! If you wanna fuck me, then you better obey me... you got that? Pull out your fucking cock... but don't touch it... let it hang out and watch me." I obey... for now. I pull out my hard as steel cock and let it twitch, Beth smirks again, licking her full lips. Her hot pink lipstick glistening, as her tongue slowly makes its way across her lips. Beth rubs my bouncing cock with her shoe, slowly moving from tip to base, over and over... then putting her foot underneath it and rubbing the underside, all the way up and down. I close my eyes and groan. Beth laughs, continuing to stroke the underside of my shaft with that beautiful, white stripper pump. "Look James... I know you want them." I open my eyes. Beth pulls her white blouse open around her huge tits, pushing her chest out at me. Her white lace bra, struggles to contain her 38F all natural melons. Oh my God... my cock pours precum. Beth reaches down and swipes the tip with her finger... her long pink fingernails softly scratching my thick, pulsating head. Beth looks at me, smiling deviously, and brings her finger to her outstretched tongue. I watch intently, desperately wanting to see her lap up my precum, so fucking turned on. Beth puts her tongue right at the thin glob of precum on her forefinger... but stops. She smirks again and moves her finger to the tops of her massive tits, and rubs it in them slowly, a sweet, sexy, teasing look on her gorgeous face as she does. After she finishes rubbing in the precum she softly kisses her finger, and wiggles her eyebrows at me. She pulls her huge titties out of her beautiful, white lace bra, letting them hang over the giant cups. I groan. Beth smirks, knowing how much I love her huge titties. She gets a lot of attention from her awesome tits, and she loves every fucking bit of it. She slowly traces around her huge areola... a whimsical, naughty look on her face, as she does. Beth pinches her huge, pink nipples, pulling them... holding them... then letting them snap back. She squeezes her massive tits, pointing them right at me... her dominant boss bitch smirk on her face. Beth sticks her tongue out and pulls her thick nipples, as she squeezes her 38Fs. Her milks shoots out at me. "FUCK YEAH!" I say, so motherfucking turned on. Beth laughs, turned on herself. She can sense my dominance ready to take over. Beth is an alpha female... and I'm an alpha male. She's in heat and she knows I'm ready to take her... and she wants it. Beth squirts her milk at me again... I lap it out of the air and stand up. I grab her legs and kiss her intensely. She kisses me back, just as intensely. Fuck, I love this woman. She may be married... but she's mine now... and we both know it. I roughly molest her titties, squeezing them so damn hard. I pinch those huge, thick, pink nipples hard as we kiss wildly... two alphas in heat. Beth grabs my cock and shoves it up her wet snatch, moaning into my mouth as my huge cock roughly enters her landing strip topped, milf pussy. I pound up her pussy, stretching it, dominating it. Beth keeps moaning into my mouth. Our tongues rough fucking in our mouths, as my huge cock pummels that beautiful wet snatch. Beth squirts hard on my cock... and it drives me even harder. My cock flies at hyper speed in and out of Beth's snatch. The counter shakes from our fucking. Our mutual, raw animal lust for one another, permiates through the small airplane bathroom. I keep pounding my now woman's soaking wet, milf pussy. I drill up it harder and harder. I suck on Beth's massive tits, drinking down every fucking drop of delicious milk, that squirts into my insanely thirsty mouth. I suck each tit, drinking mouthful after mouthful of tasty Beth Chapman milk. "FUCKKKKKK!! SHIT!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! SUCK MY MILK MOTHERFUCKER!! BANG THE FUCK OUT OF ME DADDY!!" Beth screams, so fucking turned on and in intense raw sexual heat. I pound the living fuck out of her twat... Beth cums two more times, back to back. Her pussy nut shoots out the sides of her pussy, as my cock rampages it's way up her stretched out, leaking cunt. I kiss Beth, sharing her tit milk with her, fucking her pussy harder, harder, harder, and fucking harder! "FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKER!! POUND IT HARDER BITCH!!" Beth squirts hard again... I pull out and let her pussy nut shoot against the fucking wall. I shove my precum pouring, throbbing manmeat back in Beth's drenched cunt and pound it fucking harder and harder... the counter and sink shake like crazy... even the toilet shakes from Beth kicking it. I shove all the fucking way up her gorgeous pussy and CUM BLAST IT! My cock jerks and pumps out a massive load of jizz. It overflows her cunt. I pull out and put the head to her parted labia and watch my cock pump my jizz into that blonde, milf pussy. Fuck, that's hot! Beth looks right at me, licking her lips, raw animal lust permiating through her entire being. "Drink it bitch!" I tell her. Beth immediately goes to her knees and laps at my cumming cock head. She engulfs the head, sucking it so insanely fucking hard, sucking out every last drop of cum in me. Beth moans loud, massaging my aching balls, as she drinks down my creamy jizz, with such eager gusto. Beth sucks my whole 10 thick inches down, licking my balls, with my huge cock buried down her throat. I grab her thick blonde hair and pound the fuck out of her throat, her lips banging against my crotch. Beth sucks my happy cock hard, as I pound her fucking throat, stretching it wide with my girth. Beth moans happily, smiling up at me around my pounding shaft. I shoot a huge wad of jizz down her throat. Beth tickles my balls and gulps down my jizz... her throat swallowing fast and hard. Beth sucks me totally dry and kisses all over my very pleased cock and balls. She blows me a kiss and laps at my piss slit. "Do it daddy." Beth says, in her sexiest, sluttiest voice. I piss right into her mouth. Beth wraps her luscious lips around my thick head and sucks down every last drop of piss I give her. Beth gulps down eight mouthfuls of warm piss, moaning happily as she drinks it down. She tickles my big ass balls, as she swallows my piss, her eyes locked on mine the whole time. Beth sucks my dry, deepthroating me, licking my balls, laughing, as I groan in pleasure. Beth fixes her clothes and I pick her up in my arms, kissing her, walking back to our seats with Beth in my arms, her arms around my neck. The other passengers and the stewardesses clap and cheer us for our mile high club performance. We smile and kiss, as I sit down, with Beth in my arms and lap. We keep kissing. I play with her massive melons, squeezing them roughly, pulling her nipples through her bra, her milk soaking her bra. "My thong... I forgot it." Beth said, her arms around my neck, as I softly kiss her cheek and neck. I pull it out of my pocket and show her. "I'm keeping it... for later." Beth smiles, kissing me. Beth pulls out her phone and texts her husband, "WE'RE DONE... I'M WITH JAMES NOW!!" She dumps him and now she's mine. I smile. We are gonna have so much fucking fuck fun from now on. I look at her, so fucking turned on. We kiss deeply, lustfully. In NYC, at Wendy Williams' office, meeting with her... "James... I called you because I have a peeping tom. Some weirdo has been spying on my somehow, here and at home. I can't figure out who it is... and it's really stressing me out. I called you instead of the police because... well... I need to keep this quiet. I don't need the paparazzi finding out about this." "Why? You're a victim... and a celebrity, so I'm sure people would side with you and not hold it against you Wendy." "Well... It's what's on the video that's the problem. You see... I'll just show you." Wendy turns her computer around to me and plays the video. It starts out with her snorting some coke... and then sucking some cock." "He's an intern, named Clint. As you can see... he's got a big cock and he's really cute, so..." Wendy looks at me, smiling sheepishly... innocent, yet sexy. I keep watching. Beth is sitting next to me watching as well. She rubs my leg, as we watch Wendy bend over her desk in the video, and take Clint's big white cock doggy style. Wendy's huge fake, chocolate tits jiggle hard, as she gets pounded from the back. She's really into it, smiling big, moaning loud, licking those luscious, full lips. I watch the sex, but I also watch the room, trying to figure out where the peeping tom could be filming from. Beth moves her hand to my crotch and squeezes it. I smile while I try to actually solve the case. Wendy sees Beth squeezing my dick and smiles. I've fucked Wendy a lot... she knows I'll keep my mouth shut... and she loves my big ass white cock too. I catch a glimpse of Wendy out of the corner of my right eye. She's rubbing her massive, fake melons through her tight, thin, white turtleneck sweater. I unzip my jeans and pull my cock out... Beth does the rest, bending over and sucking my entire cock down her throat. She pulls her massive tits out of her too small bra and sucks me fast and deep. I keep watching... and I notice a clue. The video pans out abruptly, but for a second, I can see the bottom of a painting on the left wall of her office. It then cuts off. I look over at the painting and see what looks like a small hole in the middle of it... it's a dark painting, so the hole blends in well. I stop watching for a minute and decide to enjoy Beth's talented mouth. Wendy smiles and gets up, slowly walking around her desk, pulling up her tight, beige mini skirt... she isn't wearing panties... she comes to me, bends over and kisses me, her hands on my face. Beth takes my cock out of her mouth and Wendy sits in my lap, lifting up as Beth slides my rock hard 10 inches up Wendy's clean shaven, black milf pussy. Wendy moans as she lowers herself down onto my thick cock. It inches it's way up her tight twat, stretching it out, smoothly thrusting up that sweet black pussy. Wendy bounces hard on my thick white cock. Her mature, wet, chocolate twat hugs my dick tight, with a welcoming embrace of lustful joy. I pull up her top and pull those enhanced wonders out of her huge, lacey white bra. Beth sucks them. I grope Beth's huge tits. "FUCK...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... C'MON WHITE BOY... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE GOOD... DO ME DADDYYYYY!!" Wendy screams, as she squirts. Beth rubs Wendy's big clit, as she sucks her huge fake tits. "I gotta peeeeee..." Wendy says, rubbing my face, her dark eyes rolled back in her head. She's in sexual happy land. I pull her up, off of my cock. "Do it baby." I tell Wendy. She starts pissing all over my cock, smiling at me. All that warm piss feels great on my cock. It twitches. Beth leans over and starts sucking my urine soaked cock. Wendy pisses on Beth's face and my balls, as Beth sucks me. I squeeze Beth's huge left tit and close my eyes... living in the urine soaked moment. I blast my wad in Beth's sucking mouth. She gulps down my creamy seed with a happy smile, and horny moans. I squeeze her awesome tit, enjoying every fucking second it's in my squeezing hand... her milks squirting threw my fingers. Beth drinks down every drop, then points my cock at Wendy's pussy. She puts just the head in and I start pissing in Wendy Williams' sexy, soaked snatch. Beth smacks my cock as I piss... the sensation is awesome. I reach up and roughly grope Wendy's massive titties, her milk shooting out at me. I lean in and lap it up, pissing in her pussy, as Beth slaps my hard ass cock. A little while later... I'm in a storage room connected to Wendy's office and I look closely... with my small, pocket flashlight... at the wall. I moved some stuff on the metal shelves there and I see the peephole. I look around for any clues and find something behind a small box on the bottom shelf. It's a small piece of a cellphone cover. It's red with what looks like a black lightning bolt on it. "You find something?" Beth asks. "Yeah... looks like a broken off piece of a cellphone cover." I look it over then put it in my pocket. I go back to Wendy and show her. "The camera person must've dropped the phone while filming... that's when it panned out and cut off. I'm gonna ask around your office, to see if anyone has a broken cell phone case... maybe we'll get lucky, cause they were too lazy or stupid to replace it." I tell Wendy. I kiss her and squeeze her phat booty... drawing out sexy moans from the gorgeous talk show host. Wendy pats my cock and smiles. "Find the perp quick, and I'll suck the fuck outta this big, beautiful cock." "Get that mouth ready baby... it's gonna get a workout." I wink at Wendy, as Beth and I head out to look for the culprit. Beth and I go around the office, and talk to everyone, to try and get a look at everyone's phone, in case someone has a broken case that matches the piece I found. We talk to fifteen people, from producers, to interns, to the janitor. Beth calls me over to a female intern named Deena. "She says an intern named Thomas had a case on his phone like the piece you found James." Beth tells me. "Yes... Thomas has a case, or had a case like that... I show her the piece... and he was in the storage closet last Thursday, for like a half hour. He's kinda weird... but he's a hard worker, so Wendy keeps him around. That's Thomas over there." Deena points out a short, nerdy looking guy... very unassuming and non threatening looking... brown hair, skinny white guy, looks about 18 or 19. "Thanks for your help Deena." I tell her. Beth and I walk over to Thomas. "Excuse me... Thomas is it? Could you come in this office for a minute? My name's Dick... wink... I'm from Human Resources... we've gotten a complaint about you." I tell him. Thomas looks befuddled, and immediately get nervous. "I... I... I don't... I mean... I don't know what you're talking about sir." Thomas stammers, as I lead him into an empty office. I sit him down in a chair and Beth and I break out the old good cop/bad cop routine... she plays the good cop... and the really hot one too. "OK Thomas here's the deal. Someone was in the storage room recently, illegally filming Wendy. I found a piece of a cellphone case that matches yours. So why did you do it." "I didn't... I mean... I didn't do it, look." Thomas shows me his phone with a different case on it. He's sweating and figgity. I know the little twerp is lying. "I know you're fucking lying you little bastard." I grab his blue shirt and give him an angry, intense look. "No... I mean... no... I'm not sir." He keeps his denial act going. "Listen... this is a serious crime... illegally filming someone and blackmailing them..." Wendy wasn't getting money demands yet, but I added it for effect... "You're fingers to prison little man. A little guy like you, in the joint... you're gonna be real popular... real popular." I smirk at him. He shakes in the chair, squirming nervously. He still won't admit to it though. "I'll handle this babe." Beth smiles at me, pulling her blouse open, exposing those giant tits in her bra. She puts her arms under them and bounces them for Thomas. She purses her lips, leans down, and slowly licks her left tit. Thomas stares, wide eyed, at my gorgeous sidekick. Beth bounces her 38Fs some more and means over, right in front of Thomas' face. "C'mon Thomas... you can tell me... now can't you?... pretty please." Beth leans in and licks his neck, pushing and rubbing her awesome funbags, against and on his chest. She rubs up and down, side to side, soft telling him... in her sexiest voice, "if you tell me... I'll let you fuck my titties with you big, beautiful cock... you can nut all over them daddy." "IT WAS CLINT... HE PAID ME TO FILM EVERYTHING... I'M SORRY... PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO PRISON... PLEASE SIR... I'M REALLY SORRY... CAN I FUCK YOUR GORGEOUS TITS NOW MA'AM" Thomas blurted out. Beth smiles at me... good/hot cop wins again. Beth fixes her short, then gives Thomas a stern look. "Sorry Thomas... the only pervert that fucks me is James. Beth kisses me and walks out of the room. I grab Thomas. "Get outta here dude... go get another job somewhere else... and don't tell anyone about any of this, or I'll have my cop buddies arrest you... and send your little ass to the big house... you... or your little ass.. don't want that, now do you?" I look at him angrily. "No sir." Thomas nervously runs out of the room... he... and his little ass... are safe for now. I call a cop buddy from the NYPD and he comes down and arrests Clint. I get him to keep it quiet and keep Wendy's name out of the news. She's really happy about it. Wendy keeps her promise and she and Beth give me an hour long blowjob, sucking and licking my very happy cock and balls. They play with each others big ass titties, while they double team my big fucking cock. Wendy bites the sides softly... I love that... while Beth munches on my big balls. I cream all over Wendy's gorgeous face. She pumps every drop out onto her sexy, chocolate face and Beth laps it up. They kiss, sharing my jizz, groping each other's awesome tits. We even do a piss daisy chain. I piss in Wendy's mouth, while she squats over Beth's and pisses in it. I film it all... for my private collection. It was a very fun trip home. I helped out a long time friend and got my new girlfriend... and fucked both all night long... Wendy spent the night at our hotel. I fucked her 34FF tits twice... cumming all over them the first time... she swallowed the second load. I even got Wendy to blow the room service guy, while Beth sucked me off. I filmed that too. I jizzed in Wendy's dessert and she ate it up, smiling and posing for pictures for me. It's a fun life, being... The Perverted Private Eye. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

02/06/2020  Kathie Lee and Oprah and Me A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah... fucks... me. My dick just loves tasting her sweet, clean shaven, mama twat. The rest of her happy, horny holes too. Funny thing I should mention that... wink... cause we're in the outhouse... we have one for fun... fucking, right now. I'm sitting on the seat, facing the back of the outhouse, while mama is riding me, facing me, her well toned legs wrapped tight around my waist. This particular fuck fest got started cause mama needed some help. She's constipated, so she asked me if I would ram my big dick up there and loosen things up for her. Mama much prefers taking my fat dick up her ass over taking pills or drinking castor oil. She's such a sweetheart to me all the time, so I said sure. Her ass is vice clamping on my fat dick, squeezing the holy hell outta it. Fuck... it feels good. I close my eyes and grin my ass off. "YES BABY... POUND MAMA'S ASS!! GET IT ALL LOOSE FOR ME ME BABYYYYYYYY!! HELP MAMA SHITTTT!! MMMMMMMMM!!" Mama squirts hard, all over me. Her fantastic, smooth as silk ass keeps doing it's sex thing on me. That super tight ass feels so fucking good every deep thrust I make up mama's ass. In and out, over and over, stretching her anus wide, massaging her thin membrane between her ass and pussy. My cock powers in and out, harder and harder and so fucking FASTTTTTTT, determined to help out my sweetheart mama. The outhouse is shaking, and we keep fucking. The birds are chirping... mama's farting on my rock hard and pounding, invading cock... and I'm jack hammering up her tightly packed, tan booty with intense, raw animal desire and a need to CUMMMMMMMMMMM! I blast my thick, gooey load up mama's vice clamping ass. Thick rope after thick rope of thick sperm propels out my cock and speeds up mama's funky fresh, spasming ass. She's squirting again on me, and into the hole in the seat. Her pussy nut is dripping off my fat rod, as it pumps out my seed, full fucking blast. "Mmmmmmmm. Thank you baby. You're the sweetest." Mama gives me a deep, loving kiss. I pull out of her and stand up. Mama grabs my cum glazed meat missile and sucks it, sucking out several thick drops of jizz left in there. She kisses it as a thank you and winks at me, blowing me a big, loving kiss. "Happy to help mama." I tell her, walking out the outhouse. I hear a huge fart, then a big dumping sound. I smile. "Thanks again baby. I finally shit. Love you." Mama announces. I laugh. "Anytime mama. Love you too." I shake my head, happy to help, and light a fat blunt. Nice day already. ... I got a cool family. Fucked up and freaky as hell, but cool. You already met mama. Such a sweetheart. Some of the sweetest mama titties ever too. 34Ds. Still perky. Taste great too. Sweet, sweet milk in there too. Oh yeah... I almost forgot about the religion we started. Sorry, got sidetracked by the mama constipation stuff. Gotta help out when I can. It was an idea we came up with one night... yeah... we were fuckin. Afterwards, we were all drugged out of our minds. I've been known to deal some drugs. You got the money... I got the hookup. We were snorting lines all night, and I blurted out we should start a religion. Mama loved the idea, so here we are. We already knew a bunch of other perverts like us, so we had a congregation right off the bat. We get together and talk about how great mother/son and/or daughter sex is... and we fuck. Best church ever. Sex talk and fucking. Wine and weed too. Perfect. We get new members regularly. I love every freaky second. I'm a hardcore freak. I all about the sleazy shit. I love it, big time. Every honey I'm with does. My whole family does too. You'll see. ... "SPENCE... COME KEEP OPRAH'S ASS WARM FOR ME." I yell out to my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens). I'm assfucking Oprah Winfrey. She's one of my regular sugar mamas. She comes over pretty much every day... and I cum all over her... and in her... every damn time. I love fucking Oprah. Some of my favorite titties ever. I've been in love with her... and them... for a longggg damn time. I kiss her and give her a big titty squeeze from behind. I'm doggy style fucking her in my kitchen. Her huge, world famous, chocolate titties are hanging over her huge, white bra cups, under her thin, blue tee shirt. Damn... love them titties. I squeeze em for a minute, til Spence comes running over. He fucking trips over himself and falls on the damn floor. Lucky for him he landed on his knees, not his hard dick. "I'm here James. Ready for action." Spence jumps up, saluting me. I laugh. He's ready Eddie for sure. His fat, uncircumsized, kinda pinkish weiner is poking out. I keep groping Oprah's phat jugs while she smokes. She loves weed. I hook her up with the good shit, for free. Fringe benefit of being one of my sugar mamas. She puts the blunt in my mouth as I pull out. I slap her ass and take a big toke from the blunt. Oprah takes it back. I gotta make a phone call, so I'm getting Spence to shove his little weiner up Oprah's tight, beautifully bodacious black ass while I'm gone, to keep it nice and warmed up for me. "Stick it in there, but you better not cum. I'm coming back... and there better not be any Spence cum in there, dude. I'll get Kong to destroy your chubby little ass with her strapon if there is." I warn Spence. Kong is Awesome Kong, the big ass, black bitch pro wrestler. She's a good friend and fuck buddy. Spence swallows hard. He's scared shitless of her, so it's fun teasing him about her. "You got it James. I promise I won't." He runs up behind Oprah and slides his weiner up her super duper curvy, freaky fine, mature ass. She waves at me, smoking. Spence grabs her thick hips and starts fucking her. Oprah plays along, shaking her huge ass for him. She's used to my big dick, but Spence has got six, really fat inches, so he's good for a good booty tickle at least. I walk over to the living room to make a call. I'm calling my coke connection. She's a fun chick, big titties... and she's in her sixties. Old broads dig cocaine I guess. I call her, but she's not answering. I let it ring til the damn voice mail message comes on. "Call me. I need some blow... and maybe a blow from you. I'm ready to blast. Peace." I hang up. I head back over to Oprah. "Ok dude... adios." I motion for Spence to take a hike. He's got his eyes closed, really enjoying Oprah's ass. I slap his back and he snaps out of it. He pulls out and walks away. I slide right in, my big meat stretching that fine black booty as I plunge all the way up it. Oprah coos happily, loving being stuffed by my fat white meat. Fuck... she's sexy. I pull her tee shirt up over them gorgeous titties and start molesting them big time. I slap em and squeeze em, lean down and suck em and bite em. I lick em and kiss em and suck em some more, alternating sides and breasts. I fuck away at her ass, slamming in, my hips slapping those thick booty cheeks loudly. Spence just watches, disappointed, holding his fat erection. I shake my head, laughing. Poor dude. I hook him up regularly, so he can't complain. My hands are clamping down on Oprah's magnificent melons so damn hard, as I pummel her phat booty with my white meat monster. "FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSS BABYYYYYY!! GIVE ME THAT BIG BEAUTIFUL WHITE DICK JAMESSSSSSSSS!! UHHHHHHHHH!!" Oprah squirts hard, splattering me and everything behind me with her pussy nut avalanche. She cums a lot. Oprah keeps cumming, as I keep ass fucking her. I lean down again and suck on her massive left titty some more, stuffing almost half of the very large, all natural ebony tit mountain into my big titty craving mouth. Oprah moans loud, playing with my blonde braids, shaking her huge titty on my face and mouth. I suck even hard, voraciously sucking that absolutely perfect titty with insanely intense titty lust. Oprah cums again, squirt blasting me once more. It's like a pussy nut car wash. I fucking love it. I cum dump up her ass, my fat load blasting full speed up that very comfy and very famous black booty. We kiss. Oprah sucks off my tongue, while I pull and shake her fat, rubbery, black nipples. I squeeze those super soft and heavy melons some more, loving Oprah's tongue blowjob. I start pissing in her ass. Overflowing it. "Mmmmmmmm. Damn... I love that!" Oprah says into my mouth, licking and sucking off my happy tongue. I pull out, my cum and piss pour out of Oprah's awesomely well-rounded ass, my cock still pissing. I shove up her sweet black pussy. I piss in there, overflowing both her slutty holes. It feels so damn good. I keep pissing in Oprah's tight gripping pussy, feeling her clamp down on my pissing cock, massaging it as I piss in her, my warm piss tickling her pretty pink folds. Oprah seductively moans and I happily groan, while she continues to blow my tongue. "That was awesome baby. I love you and your beautiful white cock. Mmmmmmmm. My ass feels so good, sweet dick." Oprah's giggles, rubbing my cheek, kissing me deeply. Oprah is not only one of my best sugar mamas, but she's also one of my top girlfriends. I love fucking her. Fucking love it. We kiss some more and I big titty grope her some more too. Suck em too. I fucking love her huge titties. They and I have a beautiful relationship. They love me sucking em and I love sucking em. It's fucking beautiful. Ha ha ha. I look over and see Spence on his knees wiping up his cum off the carpet with some wipes. He went ahead and jacked off, watching us. He's cleaning up, so I give him a thumbs up. Oprah wheels around and kneels down in front of me, orally molesting my half hard, but still big and fat white dick. She licks every cum and piss glazed inch, looking at me the whole time. She rubs her super phat titties all over it too. Fuck! I groan and groan. Loving the hell outta it. Oprah eagerly sucks me, those thick, luscious lips tightly gripping my immense shaft, her saliva bathing my rod as she sucks me totally dry. A few more drops of piss... and cum... drip into her thirsty mouth and are quickly gulped down. She digs the very talented tongue deep into my piss slit, searching for any more drops of salty, sticky fluid in me. Oprah sucks me bone dry, kissing all over my fat white dick when she's done. She blows me a big kiss and I help her up. We hug. I love feeling those huge melons rubbing my chest. She knows it too, making sure to rub them on me as much as possible, mischievously giggling as she does. I reach down and slap her big Oprah ass and smirk. Another fun time with my girls. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Sleazy Times and Sluts Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em! After I finish pissing and shake, I close my bathrobe and read the paper. One of my maids (Queen Latifah) comes over and mops up the piss... with her tongue. Yep... she laps it right up off the smooth, marble floor. I keep reading. No big deal. Latifah drinks my piss off the fucking floor, getting the floor spotless. It's an expensive floor. Imported and shit. She gets up, licks her thick lips clean, smirks, and heads upstairs to my massive apartment. It's on the 60th to 70th floors. Bitch does her job really well. I'm gonna give her a raise soon. I already got her big, chocolate lesbian ass pregnant... for the fifth time. I love knocking bitches up. It's my hobby. I built this high rise in Beverly Hills. It's the tallest building in Los Angeles. I got a sleazy ass, pimped out view of the city of angels from my sleaze pad. Best fucking view in the city. I'm rich. Born rich. Gotten even richer. I'm also the king of sleaze. White trash for life. Rich white trash. Proud of it too. I do what I want and don't give a single fuck if you like it. I'm big, fat, cocky... and I've got a ten and a half inch cock thicker than your forearm. Your bitch is creaming right now, all over it. Hot or not. I fuck em all. I fuck bitches just to be fucking. Something to do. Something fucking fun to do. I may be a big ass guy with a big ass beer belly, but I get any chick I want... any way I want. I'm in my 50's, still pimpin hoes, still getting sluts pregnant... still doin my thing, my way. Swagged out with my big ass cock out 24 fucking 7! When I'm not pimpin your mom, I'm owning my sleazy empire. It's an empire built on sleaze and sex... two of my favorite things. I make a helluva lot of money with it... my other favorite thing. I'm sleazy 24/7. It's a lifestyle choice. If I feel like pissing in my lobby... or any other place... I do it. If I feel like freak fucking a few slutty bitches in a restaurant while everybody's eating and watching... I sure as fuck do it. It's my life. My world. My rules. Get used to it or get the fuck outta my way. I head over to the private elevator and get on. Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) is already on, looking fucking fine as fuck. A full length white mink coat on. Nothing else except a million dollar gold necklace and earring set I bought her and $25,000 white designer pumps. I love em. That's why she wears em so much. Mama loves to keep her son/husband happy. Yep. I'm married to my mother. Get used to it. A lot more freaky shit coming up. "Well hello sweetheart." Mama greets me with a smile... and a flash. My mother is the sexiest slut on earth. She walks over to me, as the elevator heads upstairs, coat open, turns around and bends over. I open my robe, lift her mink coat up over her gorgeous, well toned ass, and slap my super fat dick on her dripping wet labia. Mama coos. I slide it up her still tight pussy and start fucking. Ten and a half inches of obese cock meat slams up that totally shaven, super slick mama pussy all the fucking way, my thighs slapping hers as my cock pummels in and out of her throbbing cunt. "FUCKKKKKKK!! MMMMMMMM!! POUND MAMA'S PUSSY BABY!!" Mama gets what mama wants I pound it til it's pudding. My huge dick slamming up that sweet pink love tunnel, I and out, over and over. Mama squirts, drenching my dick and spurting out all over my fat balls. I cum dump up her pussy, pumping my high protein cum shake so deep up her spasming pussy. Her pussy hajes on my cock, totally stuffed and well plowed. I think I knocked her up again. That would make 17 times. We put most of them up for adoption. Chanel (Chanel West Coast) is our daughter. That also makes her my sister. Freaky shit... just like I like it. "Mmmmmmmm. That was great baby. Thank you. Mama needed that." Mama leans back into me and kisses me, rubbing my face softly too. I molest her D cups, roughly fondling them. Her milk dribbles out onto my fingers. She takes my hands and licks them clean. We kiss again, sharing that sweetness between us. I lean around her and suck each milk dribbling, all natural tit, alternating sides. I suck em so hard, I leave suck rings on em. I love sucking titties. Lactating ones taste even better. Mama kisses me again and gets off before I do, heading over to our offices. She runs my business for me. Her and my main bitch Kim Kardashian. They run everything for me. I own it and over see it, but I want free time to fuck around as much as possible, so I delegate authority to the two closest bitches to me. They do a great fucking job... and they still manage to please me sexually in way I want. It's possible ladies. Take care of your man. On second thought, fuck em... take care of me. I head upstairs to my fuck pad. I make my way to the downstairs kitchen. It's an eleven floor apartment, so there's a few kitchens. It's custom pimp shit, from the bottom floor to the top. A true, sleazy ass party pad. Nice and comfy too. Everything you could want in a fuck pad/home. Bowling alley, a gym, a spa, indoor and outdoor pool, a man cave, movie theater, sex dungeon, every sex fantasy room you can think of, a strip club, piss room, you name it. On my way to the kitchen, I see my other maid Wanda (Wanda Sykes). She's another big titty, chocolate dyke with a taste for some fat ass white dick. I keep her stuffed with it 24/7. She's one of my favorite fucks. That smart mouth and tight black ass really get me going... and hard as shit. I rub my dick through my robe, as I watch Wanda clean the couch. She's bent over, wearing a pink, skimpy ass maid costume. Bitch loves to roleplay, just like me. She knows her sleazy white boss is always wanting some sweet black pussy, so she makes sure to always shake that phat ass for me. Wanda looks over her shoulder and sees me. She smirks. Bitch goes full on, smart ass, racist black maid mode. "Bout time you brought your fat white ass back up here honkey." Wanda shakes her ass for me. Gonna feed her some fat white meat shortly. I always tell her, it's much better than any fried chicken and watermelon. Ha. I open my robe, grab that black dyke's hips and ram my fat white dick up her thick ebony ass. "DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!! SNEAKY MOTHERFUCKER! POUND IT WHITE BITCH! IF YOU'RE GON FUCK IT... FUCK IT RIGHT HONKEY!!" Wanda drops her duster and shakes her black ass on my huge white dick. Damn... that colored broad can fuck! She bounces that ass fast, shaking it up and down and side to fucking side, her black ass eating my white meat up. I slap her fucking phat booty HARD! "GOD DAMNNNNNNN!! DO IT HARDER YOU WHITE DEVIL!!" Wanda smirks deviously back at me, roleplay spitting at me. The roleplay is going nicely. She calls me honkey and white devil... I call her watermelon slut and fried chicken ho. We have a fucking blast. I yank her frizzy black hair and pound the fuck outta that black lesbian ass. For thirty fucking minutes! Wanda squirts six times. She's got another job to do... get all the pussy nut stains outta my gold carpet. Her DD titties flop wildly under her. I slap em and squeeze em, squeezing so hard, my hand prints are embedded in em. Wanda digs rough sex. She screams happily and shakes that ass, cussing me out, calling me white devil a dozen more times while she blows me kisses. Sexy ass slut! I cum dump up her lesbian honey, pumping a big ass, thick load of jizz up it. Wanda keeps shaking her plump ass the whole time. My cock slips out and she wheels around and kneels. She spits all over it and starts sucking it clean. Those thick, white meat loving lips wrap so tight around my obese white rod... FUCK! IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD! Wanda bobs her head quickly on my meat, sucking like a cum guzzling vacuum. She sucks out another mouthful, as I cum again, loving her oral skills. I smirk happily, watching my sexy ass, black lesbian maid drink my slimy cum, feeling so fucking good. I decided to reward her for a job well done. I start pissing down her throat. Wanda deepthroats me, opening her slutty throat wide and swallowing fast. She drinks my entire piss load with ease. She's a very experienced slut. I pimp the bitch and I make a lot of fucking dough doing it. She massages my fat ass balls, as she piss drinks me clean. "Damn, devil... you got some sweet ass jizz and piss. I'll give your fat, white devil ass that. Honkey motherfucker... and your sleazy white ass fucks your white ass mama too. My kinda white devil." Wanda spits on my cock, winks and quickly sucks it up, being her usual smart-ass self. We both laugh. I slap her face. She bites my cock playfully and keeps sucking, looking so fucking sexy with her chocolate face stuffed with my obscenely fat white meat. Sleazy shit rules, motherfucker! After I tell Wanda to get back to fucking work and clean my fucking carpet, bitch... and she slaps my cock a couple of times... I head to the kitchen. ... I see my four weeks pregnant girlfriend/chef Giada De Laurentiis cooking some Ziti with meat gravy for me. She knows what I like. I walk up behind her, and feel her up through her baby blue tank top... no bra... and white Capri pants. I fucking love groping Giada's tits. They're formerly C cups, but now D cups, thanks to the me getting her pregnant part. I love getting my sluts... and any others... pregnant. Great sex and endless titty milk. I fucking love it. "Mmmmmmmm. I love your hands all over my boobs babe. Look... they're leaking." Giada directs me to her awesome, natural cans. The front of her tank top is wet around her tits from my titty squeezing. Her milk is shooting out. Fuck yeah! I see some cookie dough. She's making peanut butter cookies. I smirk. I lift her top, move the bowl over to me and start squirting Giada's tasty titty milk into the dough. She moans and writhes uncontrollably against me, as I knead those cans, squeezing the fuck outta em. Streams of sweet breast milk splatter into the mixing bowl, and are quickly mixed in with the cookie dough by my girl. I lean around and lap at the stream of milk, then suck hard on Giada's right titty, drinking down some sweet and very tasty milk straight from the fucking tap. She bites her lips, grinding her gorgeous ass on my crotch. "Yeahhhhhhhh... suck my titty baby. Mmmmmmmm. I fucking love it!" Giada grinds faster on my crotch, my huge cock poking through my robe. About ten seconds later, my rotund rod is wedged up Giada's cum dripping, milf pussy. She squirted as soon as she put my cock in her. I fucking love that! Were kissing and fucking while she's mixing her titty milk in with the cookie dough, whipping and folding it in nicely. That bitch can cook. She can fuck too. Giada's shaking her soaked snatch on my dick, as I slam it in. FUCK!! Her pussy is so wet and warm, gripping me so tight. I fight off the urge to cum, to make it last. My beer belly pushes against Giada's back, my weight taking control over the small, busty chef beauty. I'm the dominant one and Giada fucking loves submitting to me. "DO ME DADDYYYYYYY!! POUND MY PUSSY DADDYYYYYYY!!" Giada screams out, squirting again, smiling that beautiful smile of hers, so fuck crazed and happy. I keep piledriving up that tight cunt, her slick cream lubing my obese meat for easier pounding. I slam into Giada's pussy so hard, my big belly slapping against her back, the force smacks her clit against the counter, making her moan and groan in utter orgasmic glee, screaming in rough sex pleasure. She squirts again... and again. Another ten minutes of pussy plowing... and two more squirts by Giada... lead to me pumping my load into her. Her wrecked snatch, stretched so wide around my insanely fat rod, is flooded by my thick, slimy sperm. I softly bite her neck and close my eyes, squeezing those gorgeous cans so hard, as I ride out the beautiful fucking sensation of cumming in Giada De Laurentiis. "Oh my godddddddd... Mmmmmmmm... Cum in me babyyyyyyyyyy!" Giada is enjoying my sperm flooding her well pounded and abused pussy. Giada's titty milk oozes though my fingers, dripping to the marble counter. We sleazy kiss, sucking tongues and swapping spit. Fucking sexy bitch! ... Later... in Kim's office... Kim is watching my news channel... Sleazy News. Megyn Kelly is executive producer. Hot sluts everywhere round here. Gretchen Carlson's Slut Of The Week segment is on. It's Jessica Simpson this week. Good choice. (Cocky smirk) "Mmmmmmmm. Jessica does have beautiful breasts, doesn't she Chanel?" Kim asks my daughter/sister who picks her head from between Kim's gorgeous thighs and looks at the TV. "Sure does. I love sucking them too. Daddy sure does also." Chanel answers. We both know Jessica very well. She's one of my very top sluts and hoes. Chanel gets back to eating my wife's pussy. Kim is also Chanel's stepmom and sister in law... love that freaky shit. Kim plays with Chanel's beautiful blonde locks, as she dines on Kim's delicious twat dinner. Kim's silver satin mini dress is bunched up around her waist, her bare beaver on display, as Chanel gorges herself on it, sucking and snaking her tongue deep up that word famous, super snatch. Kim cums in Chanel's mouth, her mega tasty cream shooting hard into Chanel's well trained mouth. "Mmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhh. So good Chanel." Kim compliments her step daughter's oral work. Chanel sucks every last drop of super sweet pussy nut outta Kim's perfectly slutastic twat. Mama waltzes in, still wearing her full length white fur and pumps... and nothing else. "Good girl Chanel. Now crawl over here at eat mama's pussy." Mama instructs Chanel, who obeys, crawling out from under Kim's desk, over to mama, who's standing in the middle of Kim's office. Mama opens her fur coat and smiles, watching our daughter slowly lick up and down her slit. Mama blows Chanel approving kisses, as Chanel dives in to her world famous... and totally shaven... milf pussy. As Chanel eats mama's pussy, Kim smiles at the mother/daughter action and looks over the ratings charts for our shows. Kim is very pleased. The ratings are through the roof for all of our shows. Megyn is doing a great job getting ratings... and doing it our way... the sleazy, slutty way. Kim leaves mama and Chanel to have their fun while she walks down to Megyn's office. She knocks on the door and walks in. She sees Megyn briefing me on the ratings... while she's taking my fat dick up her ass, bent over her desk. "Hey babe." Kim greets me. I blow her a kiss, pounding the fuck out of Megyn Kelly's fine, smooth ass. It's so tight, even though she's had a ton of dicks up there. Megyn's always subscribed to the "give it up to move up" philosophy in the workplace. She's sucked and fucked her way through her career. It's certainly why I hired her. An all day booty banging session in my office got her this job. She drank the most piss I've ever dumped in a slut's mouth too. It was an enormous load of urine she drank that day. She drinks mine everyday, but that day was the record. Smart slut. I grab Megyn's slim hips and pound away in her booty, my enormous meat piledriving in and out of her widely stretched anus. "FUCK!! I LOVE YOUR COCK IN MY ASS JAMES!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!! UHHHHHHHHH!!" Megyn slaps her desk in delight, loving her ass being wrecked by my ten and a half inches of fat dick meat. She squirts and squirts, soaking me and everything else in her neatly manicured blonde pussy's line of sight. I unleash my cum beast in her ass, pumping a huge load of sticky cock cream in there. Kim walks over and kisses me, reaching down and massaging my huge balls, as I cum. She rubs my big beer belly and giggles, as I groan happily. I finish cum dumping in Megyn's tight booty and Kim kneels down, pulling my cock out of Megyn's ass and attacking it with her mouth, sucking out every slimy drop of sperm in me. I hold her dark haired head and fuck Kim's mouth, she bobs away on my rod, devouring it with pure cum drinking glee. I put my cock in Megyn's pulsating, drenched pussy and start pissing, as Kim sucks my cum out of Megyn's booty banged out ass. FUCK!! That's an awesome sight! Kim winks at me, her tongue slurping out my thick sperm, as my warm tidal wave of piss floods Megyn's throbbing pussy. "UHHHHHHHHH... PISS IN ME BABYYYYYYYY!! FUCK!! I LOVE BEING YOUR BITCH!!" Megyn making me smile. After we're done, we sit on Megyn's leather sofa and smoke cigars and have some Cristal, smiling about the ratings, soaking up the post fuck and suck euphoria floating through the air. Kim and Megyn double suck me while I smirk away and watch a replay of Gretchen's Slut Of The Week segment. I blast my fat load all over both very beautiful faces and watch happily as Kim and Megyn kiss and lick their faces clean, swapping my cum. They both kiss and lick all over my happy cock, worshipping it. All my sluts worship me and my fat dick. It's pretty fucking awesome for sure. Ha. ... Former milk chocolate, huge titty porn star Tyra Moore is another of my daughters. She's daddy's girl. She's also my wife. I have a lot of wives... I love marrying sluts, so fuck it. Her 32G all natural melons drive me wild. I've seen, sucked, fucked, groped and molested a lot of tits in my life, but Tyra's may be my all time favorites. Mama and I double Fucked Tyra last night, mama's strapon in Tyra's soft, supple ass, my fat white dick in her milk chocolate pussy, while my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) filmed it and stared. He's my lackey. He does whatever I need him to do. I've gotten his mom, my favorite aunt Patty (Patricia Heaton) pregnant ten times. There's something about that bitch that keeps me hard and wanting to knock her up all the fucking time. Aunt Patty is one of the sexiest milfs you'll ever come across... And I've cum across her a whole lot. (Sleazy wink) ... Later in the day... in mama's office... "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! GODDDDDDDD... THAT FEELS SO FUCKING GOODDDDDDDDDDD!!" Chanel screams out, squirting all over my pissing cock in her tight, bald and perfectly juicy twat. Mama is giving Chanel a Budweiser enema at the same time. She's squeezing the bag of beer into Chanel's perfect little ass, as my piss floods her cumming cunt. Mama pulls my pissing cock out and sucks it, still shooting the Budweiser up Chanel's booty. I close my eyes and blaze up a fat blunt, smoking and smirking, as mama sucks me off so fucking good, drinking my warm piss, as she eagerly devours my obese dick. Mama's tongue and lips work over my pissing cock monster, making me blow my huge wad into her mouth, while I'm pissing. Yes... I can do that. It's a gift. Mama drinks my sperm and piss mixture, bobbing her dirty blonde head on my cock, rubbing my hard nipples and moaning in delight, loving pleasing her loving son. ... My day at work finishes with aunt Patty sucking me and Spence off in her office. I gave her one for the hell of it. She doesn't officially work at Sleazy News, but fuck it! She's my favorite aunt and I'm the fucking boss! Patty alternates between my fat dick and Spence's he drools and shakes... his usual stuff... while I clqmy enjoy my slutty aunts mouth and hand on my cock and balls. Spence pops first, dumping his load in his mother's cum crazed mouth. Patty then fives me the royal treatment, licking and sucking my ready to pop cock with pure perfection. She bobs her brown haired head and runs her D cup melons all over my dick and balls. Her eyes never leave mine. I dump my fat load in her cum craving, smiling mouth. Patty devours it with pleasure, gulping down every thick drop of sperm my fat cock pumps out. She makes Spence leave... for the hell of it... and she drinks down not one but three loads of piss from me. She also rides my dick in her pussy and ass. I cum all over her gorgeous tits and face and film her licking them clean. Gretchen comes in and she rides me reverse cowgirl, my huge dick up her former Miss America ass while Patty plugs her pussy with a ten inch strap on, and films it. Gretchen drinks my load... and takes a load of my piss up her gorgeous ass too. She's a nasty slut... and I fucking love that about her. Aunt Patty is gonna be my next wife. We're going to Vegas tomorrow. Spence gets to be my best man. I fuck with him, telling him he has to call me daddy from now on. Ha. It's always sleazy and slutty around here. Fuck and suck heaven. I fucking love every fucktastic second too. Me and my fat dick are living life to the fullest... and sleaziest... oh fuck yeah! 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  My Roommate Erin Andrews I was sitting on my sofa watching an LA Dodgers game, with my roommate, the very beautiful Erin Andrews. We have been friends for quite a while... just friends... Yes, I was living with a woman I was not fucking. I know that hurts my reputation, but it's the truth. She's married, so we share the house, but her husband was out of town. I looked over at her and shook my head. She had her long, thick blonde hair, in a ponytail. She was dressed very casually, with a gray Dodgers tee shirt and very short, white and gray striped shorts. Oh my freaking God, she looked hot. I could tell she wasn't wearing a bra and of course, that attracted my attention. I had invited a couple of friends over, to watch the game with us. Jamie Lee Curtis and I, have been friends since the 90's. I always had a crush on her and I've been fucking her, since the first day I met her. I figured if I got too excited looking at Erin, I could always take Jamie Lee to my room and fuck her brains out. My other friend I invited, Kylie Jenner, is super hot and one of my regular fuck buddies, as well. They were in the kitchen getting some snacks, while I was ogling Erin in the living room. My cock was half hard and I didn't really try to hide it. Erin and I, kinda have an unspoken agreement, to bust each other's "balls," as often as possible. We have been like that, since we became friends. Even though she's married, we tease each other sexually, but never crossed the point of no return, so to speak. She looked over at me... and my half hard cock, in my shorts... and winked at me. I smiled back, shaking it for her. She shook her beautiful head and laughed. I could see her nipples poking through her tee shirt, so I knew she was enjoying it. Jamie Lee and Kylie came into the room and put the food down on the coffee table. We already had a couple of bottles of wine... and beer for me... on the table. Erin was sitting in a chair to my left and Kyle sat to her left. Jamie Lee sat to my left, beside me on the couch. She was wearing a white Dodgers tee shirt and blue sweat pants. Kylie was wearing a blue Dodgers tee shirt and white and blue shorts, kinda like the ones Erin was wearing. She had her long, black hair, braided on top and in braided pig tails. Jamie Lee had very short gray hair and wore black glasses. Jamie Lee was wearing a white lacy bra, I could see it through her thin tee shirt. Kylie, like, Erin, wasn't wearing one. She has gorgeous, big nipples and I could see them rubbing against her thin tee shirt. Fuck, this was gonna be fun, even though I was surrounded by Dodgers fans. "Great game, GO DODGERS!!" Jamie Lee yelled out, cheering them on. "I love the Dodgers. I love Dodger Dogs too. Best hot dogs ever... at least in a sports stadium." Kylie said, as I looked on, shaking my head. "Easy guys, Dick's a Yankees fan. You're gonna upset him. Better not tell him how good LA pizza is either." Erin said, smiling at me, winking, knowing I would react. "Hell yeah and please Kylie, New York hot dogs are the best ever... stadium or not." I said proudly, defending my hometown. "Erin... please... Someone saying LA has the best pizza... Don't say anything Jamie Lee, I don't wanna have to bend you over my knee... That would be food blasphemy." I sat them straight about pizza. I knew Jamie Lee loved LA pizza... She even gets it with avacado and salmon. She's even ordered it with sushi. SUSHI!! That's not pizza. I've told her that many times. "OK, Mr Big Apple. I wouldn't mind being bent over your knee again, though." Jamie Lee said, smirking at me. She winked at me and put her hand on my thigh. We watched the game, but I was more interested in the ladies' tits, so I looked around the room, from great tits to great tits. Jamie Lee rubbed further up my leg, as she and Erin and Kylie watched the game, cheering the Dodgers on. I just looked at all three, as they watched the game and enjoyed Jamie Lee's thigh rubbing. My cock was now fully hard, 10 inches of meat inside thin shorts, with no underwear. It stood out. Jamie Lee looked over at me and noticed. She rubbed it, squeezing it and slowly stroking it, through my thin shorts. I watched the game, playing it cool and enjoyed the cock massage. Kylie looked over at me and smiled. She started rubbing her pussy through her shorts. Erin was oblivious to all of it. She was really into the game. Kershaw was pitching and I think she has a crush on him. She reached over to the coffee table and grabbed a soft pretzel, putting some dijon mustard on it. She never looked at Jamie Lee jerking my cock. Her eyes never left the TV. Kylie was eating some carrot sticks, while she rubbed her pussy. Jamie Lee was eating a banana and jerking my cock. She looked at me and I watched her deepthroat the banana. She's so fucking sexy. Such a tease too. She reached her hand in my shorts and jerked my cock directly. She bit the banana and smiled at me, a devilish grin on her sexy face. I finished my fourth beer, watching Jamie Lee work that banana, in and out of her mouth. All three babes were drinking red wine. They went through a few glasses each. Jamie Lee finished her banana, thankfully, before I shot a huge load in my shorts. She took a big sip of wine and leaned over to me. "Want me to suck it?" She asked, in her sexiest voice, smiling at me. I thought for a second... a second... I didn't wanna offend Erin, but I was horny as shit, so of course, I nodded yes. She pulled my shorts off and pulled my huge, hard cock out, jerking it, as she bent over, licking the head repeatedly. She softly bit it, sucking it hard. She massaged my big balls so nicely, as she sucked my thick head. She licked in my piss slit, lapping up my precum, as she sucked the head harder and harder. I groaned and Erin looked over at me. Her gorgeous blue eyes opened wide and she looked shocked, but she just shook her head and smiled at me. She was cool about it. I gave her an "oops, sorry" look and shrugged my shoulders. Erin went back to watching the game, ignoring Jamie Lee sucking my huge cock. I put my hand on Jamie Lee's head and pushed it further down on my thick cock. She happily did, moaning on my cock, sucking hard, as she went deeper on it. She finally reached the bottom. She had all 10 thick inches in her mouth and throat. She licked around my cock, moaning the whole time. Kylie came over and knelt down in front of me, sucking my big balls, looking up at me, smiling such a sexy smile. I fucked Jamie Lee's throat hard, groaning and watching it all. Erin glanced over, but quickly went back to watching the game. I could see Erin's big nipples were rock hard in her shirt, so I decided to push the envelope a little. "Hey Erin, there's room for one more... if you're still hungry." I said, laughing and smiling big at her. "HA! I bet there is. Let me call my husband and ask if it's OK." She said, smiling at me, laughing as well. "Well, he's not here and I won't tell." I gave her a sad look, with puppy dog eyes and smiled. "Oh Dick, you sexy tease. You're a bad, bad boy." She smiled and winked at me. She acted like she didn't want to, but her nipples told a different story. Jamie Lee and Kylie tag teamed my cock and balls expertly. Both sucked me so damn good. I squeezed both chicks gorgeous tits, through their shirts and groaned loud. I pushed my cock down Jamie Lee's sucking throat and came hard. Sending thick blast after thick blast of creamy jizz down her throat. She just opened it wide and swallowed it all. I made a production out of cumming, to Impress Erin. She watched it, shaking her head, but smiling that big, beautiful Erin Andrews smile. Jamie Lee pulled off of my cock and gave it to Kylie. She sucked it ravenously, getting every drop of cum out, she could. She sucked me totally clean. Both women took their clothes off. I sucked Jamie Lee's big, gorgeous, milf tits, licking them all over, kissing them and sucking as much of them in my mouth as possible. I softly bit her hard, light brown nipples, sucking them hard, her sweet tit milk, shooting into my thirsty mouth. I sucked it down and kept sucking for more, as Kylie climbed on my cock, sticking it up her thin runway topped, beautiful pussy. Just a thin strip of black hair topped that super hot and wet pussy. She's one of the sexiest women on the planet and I love fucking her. Kylie rode me, her hands on my chest, as Jamie Lee hugged my head to her beautiful chest. I sucked so much milk out of those gorgeous, well aged tits. I swallowed it all, looking at beautiful Kylie smiling at me, as she rode my hard cock. She moaned loudly and pinched my nipples. I could see Erin was now watching us. She licked her lips, but looked back at the TV, when she saw me looking at her. Her nipples were threatening to rip through her shirt. They were so hard. I squeezed Kylie's gorgeous, big, young milf tits, rubbing her big, hard nipples, with my thumbs. Jamie Lee reached behind Kylie and smacked her ass, shaking it and sucked her tits, as I watched. Kylie moaned loudly and rode my cock faster. Jamie Lee smiled and winked at me. I took out my phone and took pictures of the action. Jamie Lee and Kylie posed for the pictures, as we fucked. I could see Erin watching us again. This time, she was playing with her gorgeous tits, as she watched. I slapped Kylie's tits hard, as Jamie Lee moved her head behind her and snaked her talented tongue up her ass. Kylie smiled big. She loves anal, just like her sisters do. I squeezed Kylie's big tits hard and her tasty tit milk shot out at me. I opened my mouth and swallowed it, as it poured into my mouth. Jamie Lee kept eating her ass out, as Kylie rode my huge, rock fucking hard cock. I picked Kylie off of my cock, Jamie Lee knew what I wanted, letting Jamie Lee suck my cock and line it up with her anus. Jamie Lee shoved my thick cock up Kylie's perfect, thick ass. I pounded that fucking ass hard and fast. "FUCK IT DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!" Kylie screamed in ecstasy. I saw Erin squeezing those perfect tits of hers and rubbing her long legs together. I had enough of the teasing and pretending. "Erin, get tour fucking sexy ass over here and sucking my fucking huge cock, you fucking slut!" I laid it on the line. She looked at me in shock, pausing at my aggression. "NOW BITCH!!" I was horny as shit and I didn't care anymore. I WANTED HER BAD! She looked at me, not moving, I just kept pounding up into Kylie's perfect ass, looking at Erin. I looked at Kylie, knowing what Erin would do. She stood up and took her clothes off. She took the rubber band out of her hair, her thick, long blonde hair pouring out. She shook her head, letting it fly in the breeze. She marched over to me and knelt in front of me. Those beautiful, shiny, pink lip glossed lips of hers, looking so fucking sexy. I pulled out of Kylie's ass and Erin sucked my cock, as fast and hard as she could. She looked up at me and sucked my huge cock, like the cock hungry slut she had become. "Suck it all bitch!" I demanded. She obeyed, gagging slightly, but sucking all 10 thick inches down her throat. I took several pictures of my whole cock down her throat. It was one of the sexiest sights that I've ever seen. She played with my big balls and sucked my cock, so fucking good. Her saliva oozed out around my thick cock. I was so fucking turned on. I was finally getting to fuck, my super fucking hot roommate. "You want my jizz, don't you whore?" I slapped her beautiful face, as I said it. She moaned loudly and nodded yes. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm." She was hot for me and my jizz, so I gave it to her. I blasted her beautiful mouth and throat with my thick load. She gagged a little, from the amount of thick cum, but still kept swallowing. She swallowed every drop and kept sucking me faster and faster. She massaged my balls and sucked me, as fast as she could, even after I stopped cumming. I grabbed her thick hair and just fucked her sucking mouth. She looked at me the whole time, smiling around my thick cock. I pounded that gorgeous mouth, harder and harder and fucking harder! I grunted and filled her mouth again, with my cum. I pumped her mouth with three thick loads of creamy jizz. She swallowed every fucking drop and I mean every fucking drop, of my thick cum. She loved it, moaning loud and smiling big, the whole time. "I love your delicious, fucking cum Dick, but now, fuck my fucking ass, baby!" Erin said, in her sexiest voice, standing up and bending over the couch, smacking her beautiful, smooth ass. I got behind her and smacked that ass hard. I took my still, rock hard cock and shoved every fucking inch of it, up Erin Andrews' fucking, gorgeous ass! She lurched forward, in shock of my size, but came back quickly, moaning loudly, shaking her head wildly. "FUCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE DICKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Erin yelled out. I grabbed her gorgeous, blonde hair and pulled it, fucking her tight ass with relentless aggression. I pounded it, so fucking hard, so fucking fast. My cock was drilling up that ass, at super fucking sonic speed. I kissed Kylie and Jamie Lee ate Erin's pussy, as I pounded her perfect, smooth ass with insane power and speed. "I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMIN GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Erin screamed and squirted into Jamie Lee's mouth. She swallowed it all and squeezed my ass. I squeezed Kylie's ass and came up Erin's. She moaned loudly, as I overflowed her ass. It oozed out, around my thick cock. I pulled out of Erin's ass and Kylie bent over, sucking me clean. Jamie Lee moved her head back, opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue, catching my cum, pouring out of Erin's perfect ass. She swallowed it all and put her mouth to Erin's anus, sucking out any cum, left in there. I took a wine bottle and shoved the neck up Erin's ass, tilting the bottle and pouring wine up her ass. She squirted it out, into Jamie Lee and Kylie's mouths. They drank it all down, Jamie Lee sucking any left, out of Erin's ass. We spent the next three hours fucking and sucking. I fucked Erin's pussy, as she rode me. I sucked her luscious, perky tits, as Jamie Lee fucked her ass with a strapon, she brought. She's always prepared. I love that chick. I had my head back on the top of the couch, eating Kylie's perfect, juicy pussy, as she sat on my face. I fucked Jamie Lee's ass with a banana, while I fucked Kylie's pussy and Erin fucked Kylie's mouth, with the strapon, as Jamie Lee sucked Erin's perfect tits. We fucked in the kitchen. I ate whipped cream out of all three pussies and asses. Jamie Lee ate it out of mine, as Erin and Kylie both sucked me off. They shared my cum, kissing and letting it hang from their mouths, smiling at me. They licked it up and swallowed it all. Erin sucked beer out of my ass, as I pissed in Jamie Lee and Kylie's mouths. They swallowed it all. We fucked in the shower all three women taking my cock in their ass and swallowing my cum. I even got to piss in Erin's gorgeous mouth, she loved it. She swallowed every drop. She even drank my piss out of Kylie's ass, after I fucked it and pissed in it. I took pictures of everything, all three ladies posing for every one of them. It was a great night. Erin hired me as her bodyguard, so she could explain taking me on the road with her, to her husband. We fuck in every city, every day and night she's on the road. I always take pictures and even video of our sexcapades. She loves to call her husband, as I'm fucking her, or as she's sucking my cock. It's a taboo turn on for her. It turns her on big time. She called him, last trip, as I filled her ass and then her mouth, with my piss. It fucking turns me on big time, as well. Erin is such a fucking sexy woman and thankfully, she's... My Roommate Erin Andrews. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Helping Harry Help Me This Story Introduces My Newest Character Harold Hump... The Sleazy, Egotistical, Self Serving, Grandstanding Mayor Of Los Angeles... Not The Real One... The Fake One... He's A Totally Made Up Fake Character... "Come Get Humped By Harry." "Baby... When do Charlotte and I need to be at the dinner party?" "7:30." "Ok... Thank you baby." "You're welcome sweetheart." My wife, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon asks me about another of my wives, WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair. They are attending a very special dinner party for the reelection campaign of my business partner Harold Hump. He's the Mayor of The City Of Angels. He's also a business partner of mine. Stephanie and some of the women of WWE are helping with his reelection campaign as a favor to me. Sort of helping Harry help me. (Wink)... I'm not attending the dinner party for two reasons. First, I hate them... and second, another of my wives, Kim Kardashian isn't feeling well, so I'm staying home to help take care of her. She's my first wife, so she's my main wife. Plus, I'd much rather spend time with her than go to a political fundraiser dinner party anyway. "Wow! Look at you." My heart skips a beat... and my big cock hardens... as I take a look at Stephanie in her gown. It's a black tie affair, so she's dressed up very, very nicely. She's wearing a long black, sparkling designer gown, open all the way down the front to her waist, showing off her magnificent cleavage. God, she looks gorgeous. Her long brown hair flows down the back of the gown almost to her well toned ass. My wife is a super hot, sex goddess of the highest order. "God, you're fucking gorgeous baby." I tell Stephanie, my arms around her waist. We kiss. "Thank you handsome. I try my best for you." Stephanie smiles and kisses me again, her arms around my neck. "You try very damn well." I smirk. Stephanie giggles and blushes, licking my lips. Just then, Charlotte comes down the stairs and finishes making me hard. She's got on a very short and very tight, black minidress and pumps, making her look even taller than she is. Her mini dress is also open down the front. Her astounding, very firm cleavage also on full display. I'm sort of regretting not going to this dinner party now. Charlotte walks over and kisses me. We all three share a kiss as a matter of fact. I squeeze her trim, muscular ass. I love doing that. Charlotte has one of my favorite asses to squeeze... and do other stuff to and with. She moans into our mouths. "You look absolutely beautiful baby." I tell Charlotte. "Awww... Thank you honey. It's all for you. I want you to fuck me later." Charlotte gives me a sexually intense, "I really want your dick" look. "Will do babe." I tell her, most definitely looking forward to it. Stephanie and Charlotte head out to the dinner party. I get some tea and head over to the living room couch with Kim. I hand her the tea and sit on the couch, as Kim curls up in my lap. I turn on the TV and we watch a rerun of her show... the only time I actually watch E. Kim drinks her herbal tea while I sit back and hope the dinner party goes well. ... Stephanie and Charlotte walk around the Beverly Hills mansion and have some small talk with different guests. They both lay on their intoxicating charm, dazzling the guests... especially the me guests... with their beauty and sexually tinged charm. Charlotte makes sure to spend extra time with a certain Tom Smith. He's a billionaire tech guy with a huge wallet, a love for politics... and a cock wanting hot blondes like Charlotte to "cozy" up to it real nice. Charlotte let's Tom get a little touchy feely with her. She maintains her composure beautifully with Tom's right hand gripping her trim, muscular ass through her tight minidress. Tom finds out, much to his liking, that Charlotte isn't wearing panties. He slides his hand up under her minidress just to make sure. Charlotte just smiles and calmly converses with other guests who stop by and brown nose the billionaire horndog. Tom's thumb finds its way up Charlotte's tight anus. She still maintains her cool, calm and collected composure. Charlotte's a pro. She lets Tom thumb her anus, pursing her beautiful, hot pink lips as his thumb works in and out quickly. Tom talks to the other guests, not even looking at Charlotte. He smiles though, liking the way this evening is progressing. ... Stephanie texts me a picture of Charlotte. If you look closely, you can see Tom's hand on her ass. He's doing a good job of hiding it from the other guests though. I text Stephanie a picture of my cock, with the tag, "FOR YOU." Stephanie texts me back a picture of her blowing a kiss, with the tag, "FOR YOU... AND YOUR COCK." Stephanie adds a bunch of heart emojis. I appreciatively smirk. I love her, with her flirtatious ass. ... "Babe... how's the party going?" Kim turns her head and asks, sipping her tea. "Looks like it's going pretty well. I'm sure Stephanie and Charlotte will work their magic. I'm very confident about Harry getting reelected. Fetish World will get finished. I'll make sure of that. Stephanie and Charlotte will help me make sure. "I know you... and they... will. You're the man, babe." Kim kisses me. "With the hottest wives... and sweetest." I give Kim a nice and sweet smile, and kiss her too. "Awwww. Love you babe... and thanks for staying here and taking care of me too. You're the sweetest." Kim lays her head back on my chest. "Love you too. Taking care of you beats a political dinner party and day... and I get to sit here in my Sweatpants with no underwear on and grind on you, while we watch you on TV... so it's a win win." We laugh. Kim feels awesome laying back on my cock. My thin sweatpants are so soft, Kim's ass and lower back rub me perfectly. ... "I want to thank you for coming out tonight Stephanie. It's a wonderful, awesome, larger that life thing you're doing here tonight. Spectacular, HUGGGGGGEEEEEEE!" Harry being Harry. "You're welcome Harry. Charlotte and I are glad to help. We know how important you getting reelected is to James, so we're here to help you any way we can't." Stephanie tells the very Egotistical, very over the top, 69 year old billionaire, horndog mayor. Harry looks Stephanie over, leering at her magnificent curves. "That's absolutely wonderful to hear sweetheart. It's stupendous, it's so good... I may buy it and put my name on it. That's how good that is. Would you like for me to show you around? This is a truly beautiful place. Not as beautiful as my home, or as beautiful as any of the chicks I fuck, but it's beautiful nonetheless." Stephanie laughs. Harry is something else. "Sure Harry, that would be nice." Stephanie says with a cautious smile. Harry is a bug time horndog, so Stephanie is on full alert for his advances. They walk around the downstairs first. Stephanie is very impressed by the mansion. It belongs to a friend of Harry's. Stephanie drinks her second glass of champagne as she and Harry make their way upstairs, to check out that part of the Beverly Hills party pad. ... Charlotte is already upstairs, in a bedroom, on her knees. She has Tom's seven inch, extremely thick dick shoved down her throat, his hand gripping her blonde head, as she bobs quickly on that rod, sucking off the horny billionaire. Charlotte loves sucking cock, especially mine. It's one of the reasons I married her gorgeous ass... that gorgeous ass is another. "I'm cumming!!" Tom blurts out, pumping his thick jizz down my wife's very skilled throat. Several thick ropes of cum pound the back of Charlotte's throat, sliding down it, as she greedily gulps them down. Tom holds Charlotte's head, as she drinks down his whole load. "Wow... That's was awesome baby." Tom compliments Charlotte. "Thank you Tom. I sure hope you can keep it up. I wanna get fucked in the ass now. I want you to shove this big, beautiful cock up my tight ass and make me scream." Charlotte tells him, licking all over his still hard cock. Tom grins. "Hell yeah baby. Bend over the bed. I'm gonna pound that ass good." He helps Charlotte up and watches, as she takes her minidress off, exposing that perfect, trim, muscular body of hers. ... "This place really is beautiful Harry. Not as beautiful as James' Bel Air place, but still quite beautiful." Stephanie walks in a bedroom, looking over the interior. Harry smirks, watching Stephanie's ass move seductively in her flowing gown. Harry does Harry, pulling out his huge, fat cock, letting it hang out of his pants. He just walks around the bedroom, acting like it's not. Stephanie turns around and sees it. She's not shocked. Stephanie knows Harry very well. She also knows his reputation as a cocky playboy who uses women for his own pleasure. She just shakes her head, a slight giggle coming from her gorgeous mouth. She knows it's Harry being Harry. Stephanie ignores Harry's fat dick hanging from his pants. It's ten and a half inches long and very thick, so it's hard to ignore. "Well... Harry. Thanks for the tour. I think we should get back downstairs to the other guests. There's still a lot of schmoozing to do. We need to get you reelected." Stephanie says, her eyes quickly wondering down to Harry's massive, old cock, then quickly back up. "No rush my dear. They will be there for awhile. Free food and liquor will keep them here. They're always wanting free stuff. It's annoying, but that's politics. You really do look so beautiful Stephanie. So very beautiful. HUGGGGGEEEEEEEELY beautiful." Harry lays it on thick. Stephanie laughs, smiling and shaking her head. "Thank you Harry. That's very sweet. I'm also very married. So you can put your big friend away." Stephanie addresses the elephant... so to speak... in the room. "Hey, so am I. You know, I always get what I want. Always." Harry gets cocky... so to speak as well. ""I've heard that about you Harry. I know you're reputation very well. I think everyone in this town does." Stephanie plays it cool. "It's nice isn't it. It's the nicest cock ever. So nice they should build monuments to it. It's HUGGGGGGEEEEEEE. So awesomely HUGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE! It's the greatest cock ever... in my humble opinion." Harry once again, being Harry. "It's very nice Harry. Very nice indeed, not as nice... or as HUGGGGGEEEEEEE... as my husband's... but still very nice." Stephanie, my sweetheart. She gives Harry a boss bitch smirk. It doesn't even phase Harry. "Maybe... but I'm here now... and I can tell you like it. I can see how hard your nipples are and I can see your eyes sneaking a look at my truly magnificent cock. Admit it. You love it. You love it so much. Let's fuck. You'll definitely love that. Satisfaction 1000% guaranteed." Harry swinging for the fences. "I like it. I don't love it Harry. I love my husband's BIGGER cock." Stephanie knows what she's doing. She's a boss bitch. Harry has never come across a chick like her before. "It is nice that you guarantee satisfaction... 1000%." Stephanie laughs. Stephanie does keep sneaking a peek at Harry's giant cock though. She's a boss bitch... but she also is a horny boss bitch. Stephanie watches it twitch and jump for her, confidently smirking, knowing full well the effect she has on men. Stephanie loves controlling men... and women... with her beauty, sex appeal and boss bitch demeanor. She knows the power she has. "C'mon baby. James is a great guy and a great business partner and friend, but he's not here and he doesn't have to know everything... and everyone... you do. I've heard stories about you. You've got a slutty side. We both know it. You don't mind using your "charm" to close a deal, so use it here to close this one." Harry smirks his cocky, spoiled playboy smirk at Stephanie, jerking his cock. "You've heard stories, huh? Yeah, I've used my "charm" to close a deal here and there... and yeah, I can be slutty if I'm in the mood, but I always tell James about it. I'm his slut above all else. There are no secrets between James and I. I love him more than anything... and I'm not gonna fuck that up for you, or anyone else... HUGGGGGEEEEEEEE cock or not." Stephanie takes full control of the situation. "But, it's your lucky day Harry. James knows all about this party and what Charlotte is doing. He also knows I'm here to use my "charm" to get you reelected, so..." Stephanie reaches behind her neck and undoes her gown, letting it slowly fall off of her. Harry stares at my wife's perfect, nude body. Stephanie throws her champagne glass into the fireplace and gives a horny, ready to fuck look. "Prove to me you deserve your reputation Harry. Fuck the shit outta me." Stephanie lays in the bed, slowly rubbing her left leg, then uncrossing her long, smooth legs, letting Harry see her bald, dripping wet cunt. Stephanie spreads it for him... and Harry smiles. ... "UHHHHHHHH... FUCK MY ASS GOOD!! RAM YOUR DICK UP THERE MOTHERFUCKER!!" Charlotte demands, as she's bent over the foot of the bed, taking Tom's very thick tool up her tight, muscular ass with awesome force. Tom slaps Charlotte's super toned ass, pulls her long, wavy blonde hair and plows up that tight ass like a raging jackhammer on steroids. "I'm gonna fucking cummmmmmm!" Charlotte's squirts, blasting her sweet cream all over Tom's legs. It spurs him on. Her plows up my wife's ass even harder, his fat cock a blur, slamming up that awesome, very firm and extremely fuckable ass over and over and over. Charlotte's ass squeezes down tight on Tom's fat dick, working it perfectly with intense, cock pleasing skill. Tom grunts, then blows his wad up Charlotte's ass, three thick globs of semen pummeling her anal passage. Tom pulls out and lays on the bed, smiling, his cock smiling also. Charlotte has an incredible ass. Charlotte kneels down and engulfs Tom's worn out cock, sucking out every last drop of semen in him. She keeps her eyes locked on him, looking so beautiful, so sexually beautiful, as she drinks down his jizz. ... "Take it baby. Take my HUGGGGGEEEEEEE cock. My larger than life awesomely wonderful cock. It's an amazing cock. So amazing it's..." Stephanie cuts off Harry and his ego, reaching back and softly slapping his old face, as she takes his huge meat up her pussy from behind on the bed. Harry knows how to work his cock. Stephanie has already cum three times. "Oh my God Harry... You're cock is so big. I'm gonna cum again." Stephanie squirts again and Harry just keeps being Harry. "Cum baby. You know you love my HUGGGGGEEEEEEE cock. Every bitch lives it. The bitches all scream and cream for Harry's cock. The greatest cock. The most stupendously awesome cock ever." Stephanie laughs, loving his cock in her pussy, but so sick of his non stop ego trip. Harry fucks Stephanie's tits, watching her lick around his fat head as it pops out from between Stephanie's big tit pillows. Stephanie rides Harry, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, bouncing wildly all over that fat meat, putting up with Harry's non stop putting over of himself. "My cock rules. It rules with an iron fist. A fist so iron and strong it can bend anything. It can fuck anything silly. My cock rules!! It's HUGGGGEEEEEEE!!" Stephanie shakes her head at Harry and his ridiculousness, cumming four more times though. "Here it cums baby. My cum is so wonderful, so powerful, so unbelievably awesome." Harry says, as he cums all over Stephanie's perfect face and into her open, cum hungry mouth, drenching her in his thick, gooey cream. Harry cums a lot and Stephanie swallows what's in her mouth. It runs down her face, right onto her waiting tongue. "Very nice Harry. You're quite a fuck... and your cum is really good too baby." Stephanie compliments Harry, sucking his fat old cock clean. "Yeah baby. I know. I'm the king. The greatest king the world has ever seen. I'm HUGGGGGEEEEEEE!" Harry being Harry again, watching Stephanie lick and suck him clean. "Well... I definitely came... and I definitely got Humped By Harry... so you lived up to your reputation Harry." Stephanie laughs, softly sucking that fat, old cock. "Yes you did baby... and of course... I always live up to my reputation. I'm Harry... and I'm ways haply to help you... or any other hottie get Humped By Harry." He lights a cigar and admires his work. Harry always being Harry. ... Charlotte blowbangs five rich guests, sucking each off, as they form a circle around her. Stephanie and Harry watch from the doorway. Stephanie gets so turned on, she walks over and sucks each cock clean, after Charlotte has her gorgeous face covered in slimy semen. The guys all take pictures of the two cum goddesses. Stephanie slowly licks Charlotte's face clean, putting on a hot show for the horny guys, then she shares the cum with Charlotte, as the rich guys cheer them on. A very successful dinner party. I fucked Charlotte and Stephanie later in the night. Kim joined in too. A fun night for us all. Harry does get reelected. My club does get the zoning approval and other approvals it needs. It's a go on Fetish World. Stay tuned for that part of the sex crazed, fun filled story. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  One Freaky Motherfucker Ch. 1 WARNING : OFFENSIVE INCEST FUCKED UP AND FREAKY PERVERTED AND SLEAZY HEDONISTIC TWISTED DEBAUCHERY... IT'S A FANTASY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FILTHY... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS *** Speeding down the 405 on my custom chopper, heading home. Just did a drug deal down in Long Beach. Got a key of yayo under my seat. Not worried about the fucking highway patrol at all. I live for a thrill... any kind. I'm a pleasure seeker... any kind. I blow out the flames from my exhaust, just to scare the Escalade behind me. Motherfucker almost wrecks. He was tailgating me anyway, so fuck him. I get a text. It's from my secretary Stacey. She's a blonde milf hottie I hired to keep track of shit for me. She's also got some big ass titties too. My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is looking for me. She's not only a loving mom, she's also my pimp. I got a client, Ashleigh Banfield, waiting at my house in Beverly Hills for me. I'm late. I get paid a lot of money to fuck... even more to get a bitch pregnant. I love that shit. I get off on "knocking up" bitches. I've got so many baby mamas, I can't keep count. Last someone told me, it was around 35 or so. I pull into my big ass driveway and park outside my front door. I get the coke and head inside. "There you are baby. Ashleigh's upstairs waiting. I see your ready. God, I love your cock." Mom squeezes it through my jeans. She kisses me and heads into the kitchen. Mom's got a sweet ass. It wiggles beautifully in her tight, white Capri pants. I admire it for a few seconds, then head upstairs. News hottie Ashleigh Banfield is ready for action. She's nude... and using a vibrator on herself, spread out on the bed, in one of my guest bedrooms. She smiles when she sees me. She smiles even bigger, when I unzip my jeans and pull out my fourteen inch cock. She's paying half a mil for it... and it's worth every fucking penny. I walk over to Ashleigh and don't say a word. She crawls to the edge of the bed on her stomach, looking right at me, and smiles, sticking out her tongue, licking all over my bulging, plump crown. "Oh my God... you have the most beautiful cock I've ever seen James. It's so big. I can't wait to have it in my pussy." Ashleigh smiles her sluttiest smile and softly chews on my cock. All the way up and down. My cock rests on her head, almost covering her whole face. It's so thick and long, women go ape shit over it. Ashleigh slowly licks up and down my massive shaft and head, sucking my big balls too. The bitch can suck a cock for sure. I enjoy her work, cutting open the yayo and snorting a line off of my knife. I put the coke down and grab Ashleigh's head, as she sucks me down her throat. She gags, but keeps going. Her saliva pours out, but she keeps stuffing my giant cock in. She gets about 11 inches down her throat and stops, breathing through her nose, trying to finish deepthroating me. "Relax your throat baby. Breathe and relax." Ashleigh obeys, pushing forward. My cock pops further into her throat. Ashleigh finally gets all fourteen inches down her throat. She smiles happily up at me. I wink back. I fuck her throat slowly, her saliva drools out of the corners of her mouth. I speed up and fuck her throat faster, harder, my super cock bulging out her talented throat so damn wide. I decide to feed Ashleigh, as an extra bonus. I have prized cum, so it's expensive, but I give her a freebie for deepthroating me. I cum right down her stuffed throat. My cum blasts out, pumping huge globs of sweet, sticky cream right into her stomach. Ashleigh gags, but gulps it all down, moaning her taste approval the whole time. I get on the bed behind Ashleigh and spread her soft, white cheeks, smacking them, squeezing them. I slide my tongue up her wet pussy and roll it in her juicy, neatly trimmed, brown haired twat. Ashleigh squirms on the bed, wiggling her dripping wet pussy on my blonde bearded face, moaning. I lick her out, tasting her pink folds, my tongue darting all over her sweet pussy walls. Ashleigh squirts into my mouth. I suck it all out, drinking her tasty pussy cream, licking her out, getting every damn drop. I move to her anus, licking it, slowly sliding my tongue up her tight ass. I eat out Ashleigh Banfield's ass, my tongue rolling in her tight, dark tunnel. Ashleigh shakes her ass on my face, rubbing her clit. "Mmmmmmm... Eat my ass Jamesssssssss... I love itttttttttt!" Ashleigh cums again, squirting on my bed. I slide my tongue out of her tight ass and lap up her cream, as it squirts out of her pussy. Ashleigh has delicious pussy cum. I lap up every drop from her swollen labia. Damn, I'll eat her pussy for free anytime. I suck her soaking wet pussy clean, then kiss her, letting her taste herself. Ashleigh moans into my mouth, her hands on my face, happily sucking my tongue, tasting her own, sweet pussy nectar. We spend the next hour fucking like maniacs. I thump her pussy, on top of her, pressing down on her ass, as I wreck that sweet twat. Ashleigh screams in pure, raw animal lust I to the spread. My fourteen inches throbs hard, wrecking that pussy the right way, in and out, jackhammer hard. Ashleigh squirts ten damn times. It's so much pussy cream, it floods me, the bed, her and even splatters the headboard, when I pull out. I lube up her tight, toned ass... and my massive cock... with her pussy cream and slide all fourteen inches up Ashleigh's tight rear. Her warm, dark tunnel opens up for me, accepting my giant cock. I drill up her ass, pulling her hair, leaning up on my knees. I smack that nice, round booty hard, squeeze it harder and drill that sweet booty through four more Big Os. "FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEE JAMEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS... DON'T STOPPPPPPPPPP!!" Ashleigh cries out, in ass banging, sexual euphoria. I pound that ass over and over, my hips slamming against Ashleigh's smooth ass cheeks. FUCKKKKKKKK... I CUMMMMMMMM deep up Ashleigh Banfield's sweet ass. I grunt hard as my cock pumps out my sticky cock cream with bazooka blasts. Over and over, huge globs of semen explode up Ashleigh's ass. I smack her ass again. Ashleigh moans loud, wiggling her ass for me. "Damn James. That was AWESOME!! I love your huge cock so damn much. Oh my God... I'm so wonderfully sore and pleased. You are definitely worth every penny baby." Ashleigh kisses me, as I lay beside her. I squeeze her ass, as we kiss. I suck her gorgeous, perky, D cup tits. I suck so hard on them, squeezing them, as I suck them, drinking her tasty titty milk. We spend another thirty minutes relaxing, making out, doing blow. That bitch can snort some yayo, as good as she can suck cock. She snorts two lines off my cock, then sucks me clean. I let Ashleigh hang out at my place, while she rides out her high. She blows me in the bathroom, on the toilet... she's sitting. She gulps down another big load of cum, sucking me bone dry. I dig that bitch. I'll definitely throw some fucks in her for free, from now on. "Could you do me a favor, babe?" "Sure... anything for you, James." Ashleigh says, softly sucking my cock. "My Cousin Spence is a virgin. Could you help him out? Be gentle though... he's clueless." "Sure James... (Ashleigh giggles)... I'll show him the ropes. Anything for you, handsome." "Thanks sweetheart." I lean over and kiss Ashleigh. "HEY SPENCE... GET THE FUCK UP HERE!" I yell out to my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens). He runs up the stairs to me, in the bathroom. "This is Ashleigh Banfield." "I know... I'm a big fan..." "Good. She wants to take your virginity. So let her take it." "But..." Spence starts to disagree, but I stop him. I whisper to him. "I told her you're a virgin, so if you wanna fuck her... then play along." Spence plays along. "Yeah, yeah... I'm a lonely virgin. I would be honored if you took my virginity, Ashleigh. I'm such a big fan of yours." Spence gives her his patented creepy grin. I leave them and head downstairs. I'm relaxing on my living room couch, watching some baseball, when my mom comes downstairs. "Honey... do you know Ashleigh is riding Spence upstairs. They're going at it pretty good. I watched for a few minutes. Ashleigh wanted me to join, but I didn't. I thought about letting Spence eat me out though." "Go ahead. I'm sure he'd love that. He's got a thing for you. He's always talking about how gorgeous you are." "Aww...that's sweet. Well... here's your coke. I'll go up and have some fun for a few, then come back. Love you baby." Mom walks over and hands me the key of coke. She kisses me too, her hands cupping my face. I squeeze her ass and fondle her awesome tits through her tight, pink tank top. Mom smiles her sweet, motherly love smile, then heads back upstairs. I dip into the coke again and snort it off my knife. I bought the key just for fun. Yeah, I'll snort the whole key in the next couple of days. Mom texts me a pic of her sitting on Spence's face, while Ashleigh sucks him off. The chubby bastard owes me for this one. I take a short nap on the sofa. I wake up with my baby sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) between my legs, sucking my cock. Chanel sucks me perfectly. I pimp her. Mama was going to, but I beat her to it. Chanel and I are very close. She's a damn good ho too. I made 25 grand off her last week. Chanel gobbles up my cock, her gorgeous, pink, glistening lips dragging smoothly up and down my massive shaft. Her small mouth is stretched insanely wide, as she sucks about half of my cock down her throat. She smiles sweetly up at me, jerking me off with both hands, as she sucks. Chanel's saliva drools out everywhere, as she takes in two more inches. I pop into her mouth. Chanel is a pro. She handles my thick load without spilling a drop. My gorgeous, blonde sister gulps down my entire, creamy load, jerking my shaft fast, forcing out every damn drop. "Mmmmmmm... I love your cock... and your cum, big bro. It's so fucking delicious. Mmmmmmmm!" Chanel softly sucks me clean, jerking my super thick base, as she expertly sucks my monster cock. Her pink lip gloss is gone, rubbed into my well sucked shaft. Chanel tickles my balls too. My cock twitches in her mouth and she giggles. Chanel sits in my lap and we snort some blow. "Here... I made this earlier. My bestie's brother wanted a blowjob. He was quick." Chanel hands me $500. I give it back to her. She's my baby sister, so I take good care of her. Chanel smiles, rubbing her belly, looking at me. I knocked her up. As I said earlier, I get a lot of chicks pregnant... and some of em are in my family. Mama is pregnant by me too. Chanel was so happy when she found out she was pregnant with my baby. She ran around the house screaming, kissing me like crazy. It made me smile. What's the point of having hot relatives, if your not gonna fuck em and get em pregnant? Incest is a big turn on. Just like getting bitches pregnant. Mama sends me another pic of her cumming in Spence's mouth, as he cums on Ashleigh's gorgeous tits. I might have to keep Ashleigh around here. She fits in well... and she's fun to fuck. You gotta fuck... and be freaky as fuck... to hang around here. I love sex. If you got hangups about fucking strangers and being perverted, then you gotta go. Our family motto is FUCK... THEN KEEP FUCKING. Everybody fucks here. Ain't no virgins running around this house... not even Spence. A little later, mama is cooking in the kitchen and I'm watching her ass jiggle, as she does. I walk over to her and pull down her capri pants, I pull out my cock and rub it on her puffy slit, up and down, slowly. I pop into her honey hole and let mama work my giant dick, shaking her mature pussy all over it. It feels so damn good. My cock slides in and out of that gorgeous, motherly honey hole as mama shakes her pussy on my smiling cock. I smack that ass. She moans. I smack it again. My wife Kim Kardashian comes in. "Hey babe. My man's horny again, huh?" "Always baby. When you got a hot mama like this, you're always gonna have a boner." We all laugh, as mama backs into my cock, enveloping my cock with her awesome cunt. Mama does all the work, fucking my cock so perfectly. Kim comes over and kisses me. I squeeze her world famous ass, groaning into her mouth, from mama working over my massive man eat with her super talented, milf pussy. "Mmmmmmmm... I love your cock babyyyyyyyyyy!" Mama squirts all over my giant, oh so happy cock. Kim gets behind me and kneels down, spreading my cheeks, tossing my salad. She shoves her tongue up my ass and licks me out so good, softly massaging my aching balls at the same time. After about fifteen minutes of the awesome double teaming... and another squirt from mama... I cum deep up my mother's neatly trimmed, dark blonde, soaking wet cunt. Kim massages my balls, as they pump out my sticky load. She sucks them, reaching up, jerking my base, pumping my entire load of mama's pussy. Damn... I love my wife. When I'm done, Kim pulls my cock out of mama's pussy and engulfs it, sucking it so hard, wanting any cum on it or in it. Once she sucks me clean, Kim works on mama's cunt, sucking out every drop of jizz. She wiggles her tongue up it, scooping it out, sucking on mama's pussy too. Kim sucks out every last drop, cleaning my mother's soaked pussy, happily gulping down my whole creamy load. Mama and Kim kiss, sharing my cum. I play with both their asses, as they cum swap my load. I lick and bite both their awesome asses, kissing all over them, smacking them hard. Later in the evening... Ashleigh is sucking me off while I watch RAW. She called her husband and told him she had to work and that she wouldn't be home. She's on her knees while I watch on my basement sofa. It's my man cave. I'm watching the show not only because I'm a wrestling fan, but also because of my wife Stephanie McMahon. She travels with the company to the tv shows, but she lives with me. She walks down that ramp, looking so gorgeous as always. Her big titties pushing out that tight black blouse. Stephanie struts down the ramp to the ring so confident and sexy. Ashleigh gags, but manages to get all fourteen inches down her throat again. I surprise her by pissing down her throat. "UHHHHHHHH... MMMMMMMMMMM!" She is startled, but relaxes her throat and accepts the tidal wave of warm urine I pump down her throat. Fuck, I love that. I love feeding a bitch my piss. Ashleigh actually sucks my cock while she drinks my piss. I just smile, smoke my blunt, and keep pissing. She eagerly drinks it all down. I give her the double down and cum down her throat the second I finish pissing down it. Her throat works quick, swallowing the whole creamy load. You can see her throat swallowing hard and fast. Ashleigh handles it all well, moaning in delight, as she gulps down my warm, sticky jizz load. She bobs her sexy head on my massive cock, playing with my big, meaty balls, sucking out every last drop of cum. Ashleigh sucks me clean and rubs her beautiful, glasses wearing face all over my giant cock. She's hooked on my dick... like all the rest. I suck her gorgeous titties for awhile, as we watch the show. Her titty milk is very tasty. I drink it down with horny glee. "Go let Spence fuck your ass." I tell her. "Ok baby. Anything for you James." Ashleigh kisses me and heads off to Spence's room. The next day, Stephanie is home and we're hanging out in my man cave. She brought Nikki Bella with her. Nikki has one of the sweetest asses I've ever fucked. We spent the next two hours with Stephanie filming Nikki riding my massive cock in her tight, perfectly sculpted booty. Nikki bounces on me, screaming in pleasure, squirting everywhere. I get off on being watched. Stephanie smiles the whole time she films me. She blows me kisses and films me wrecking Nikki Bella's gorgeous ass. I rub Nikki's swollen pussy, as she anally rides me for and hour straight. She can take an ass fucking for sure. After her tenth squirt, I pump my jizz so far up her ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSSS... OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Nikki cries out, as my cum pumps out into her formerly tight ass with bazooka power. Stephanie hands me the camera and pulls my cock out, sucking my cum glazed meat missile spotless. My wife is so God damn sexy. I film her smiling up at me, sucking down my cum. Nikki starts pissing on my balls and Stephanie laps it up. Stephanie sucks my piss soaked balls perfectly. I enjoy every fucking second. Stephanie alternated sucking my cock and balls, as I film it all. Mama set up an appointment for me with Andrea Mitchell. The mature news slut wanted to get gangbanged by me and a young basketball team. I met them at a local gym and we got down to business in the locker room. "OK boys... I want all of you to pound my slutty holes silly. Coach... you go first." Andrea directs us. I bend the bitch over. She's wearing black stockings and heels and nothing else. Her mature body is still in good shape. She fucks a lot, so it keeps her fit. I pound her stretched out twat from behind, smacking her toned, white ass harder and harder, leaving handprints on it. "YEAHHHHHHHH... FUCK ME GOOD COACH. I WANNA BE YOUR SLUT. I WANNA BE THE BIGGEST SLUT EVER!" Andrea is turned the fuck on. I just fuck the whore silly, alternating between her still juicy pussy and tight ass. Both holes accept me in all the way. Andrea has been fucked a ton and you can tell. After an hour of everyone watching me wreck her holes, I pull out and pull the bitch around by her short, dark blonde hair. I cum all over her slutty, fucking face. I cover that old whore with my thick cream. Andrea loves it, lapping up my jizz as it pumps out, rubbing it in her face. I piss all the bitch, her face, her small, slightly saggy tits, her pussy, her legs and right into her slutty mouth. Andrea drinks it down with sheer glee. After I'm done the twelve 18 year olds go to work. They double and triple fuck her holes. Spence films it all. I watch and snort some more coke... I'm over half way through the key. Andrea takes all those young cocks in her slutty holes. They pump her full of cum and keep pounding her out. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE... I'M SUCH A FUCKING SLUTTTTTTTTT!!" Andrea loves every second of the gangbang. She takes two cocks in her ass and three in her wrecked snatch. Two more young guys cum all over her slutty face and two more throbbing clocks are in her hands, getting jacked off. Cum splatters all over Andrea... and in her too. Andrea gets fucked into slutty mush. Her holes are plowed relentlessly. We all fuck her at least twice, cum in her and on her and Andrea screams out in sexual euphoria, three clocks in her pussy and ass. Andrea Mitchell the triple anal queen. I walk back over to her and piss all over her face again. Andrea opens up and drinks my piss again. All the guys surround her and cum and piss over every inch of her. Spence films Andrea on the floor, writhing, cum covered, piss covered, so sexually satisfied and happily slutty. To be continued... 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  My Slutty Family "All the way down... there. Hold it. Hold it. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh." Cumming in my aunt Nancy's mouth is always a pleasure. She truly enjoy swallowing jizz. My cock is pumping my load fast... and Nancy is swallowing it down even faster. Damn, it feels good. "Good girl. Suck me clean baby. Get every fucking drop out." I have a sexually free family. We are what you would call hedonists. We fuck. Especially me. "Damn, you can suck cock Nancy." "Thank you baby. Now fuck my ass real quick. I gotta meet you're idiot uncle for lunch, but I need a good ass fucking first." "You got it sexy lady." My aunt Nancy not only loves swallowing cum, she also loves a big dick up her ass. Nancy and I are really close. All the women in my family and I are. When you're born with a big ass dick like me, and you're the horniest motherfucker ever... like me... horny sluts are real easy to get. I bend my aunt over the couch in my trailer. I finger her ass for a couple of minutes, twisting my fingers in and out, wiggling them up my aunt's nicely toned ass. "Mmmmmmm... fuck my ass baby. Pound it hard!" Nancy wants it bad. I spit on my dick, chug a beer and... slam my motherfucking cock up my horny aunt's ass. I slap that firm booty hard, keep drinking my beer, slap her ass again and fuck it like only I can. "DO IT BABY!! POUND MY FUCKING ASS BABY... POUND ITTTTTTTTT!!" Nancy looks back at me and smiles. I smile back and fuck the fuck outta her. My dick pistons in and out of that sweet, mature booty with awesome ass humping power. I slap it hard again. Nancy moans hard. My aunt squirts all over me and the couch. My leopard print couch has so many fucking cum stains on it. I love it. I'm a sex freak like no other, so cum stains rock! Nancy cums three more times from my hard ass pounding I'm giving her. Her ass is red from my slapping. I drink another beer and watch my dick slam up Nancy's firm, mature booty, as fast as humanly possible. I pump my thick load up my aunt's ass, right ass I finish my second beer. "Uhhhhhhhhhh... Yeah bitch! Take that jizz!" God damn, I love cumming. "Mmmmmmm. I love your jizz shooting up my ass baby. It feels so damn good. We need to get married. Fuck your uncle. He can't hold a candle to you sweetheart. Mmmmmmm." Nancy moans, riding out the pleasurable feeling. "Thanks Nancy. I love fucking your sweet booty." I slap it once more. Nancy moans hard and writhes sluttily on my dick. "Thank you sweetheart. I needed that bad. Your uncle is more worried about damn baseball than fucking me. I let the mailman fuck my ass yesterday, but he has a small cock. I needed your huge one." "Anytime aunt Nancy. My cock is always ready to fuck and ready for you." "You're so sweet baby. MWAH!" Nancy leans back into me and gives me a big kiss. "Sorry about being in a hurry. I'll drink your piss when I come back tonight." Nancy fixes her clothes and heads out. I'm taking a nap on my couch when my mama Patti Ann comes in. She lives with me. So does my sister Gina, but more about her later. Mama has the most beautiful D cup titties. So perfectly shaped. She's a beauty too. Long brown hair, nice and curvy figure, soft smooth skin, great ass... and the best pussy you'll ever put your cock in. Mama just comes over and kneels by the couch, and starts sucking me off. I love her. Mama looks up at me, as she deepthroats my entire ten inches. She giggles with my thick cock down her throat, when she sees how much I'm enjoying the blowjob. Mama bobs her beautiful head on my cock, drooling all over it, licking every damn inch of that big ass dick. Mama takes my mouth off my cock and pulls her tight, low cut, brown dress open, exposing those awesome melons. She pulls them out of her white bra and rubs her titties all over my throbbing cock. Fuck, I'm in heaven. Mama slowly rubs her big titties over every inch of my cock and balls, knowing how much I love her titties. I just grin like a maniac and enjoy it. Mama wraps her big titties around my cock and pumps it with them. She goes slow then fast, alternating speeds, driving me crazy. She pulls and squeezes her thick, pink nipples and squirts her breast milk all over my happy as hell dick. I grin even wider. Mama smiles and laughs. She loves to please me. Mama pumps my cock faster and faster with those awesome melons. I cum all over em. Mama pumps out my cum, smiling at my thick man goo. Mams sucks me clean when I finish, then I watch her slowly lick her titties clean. Mama plays with my jizz, swirling her tongue in it, letting it hang off her tongue. She slurps it up, licking every gooey drop up with a beautiful smile. She blows me a kiss, then puts my cock back in her mouth. I lay back and grin, pissing in mama's mouth. I love to piss on and in a woman. I fucking love it. Every woman in my family knows it, so they're always ready. Mama drinks my warm piss, shaking her eyebrows at me, moaning sexy moans. She licks all over my fat head and keeps drinking. I pull out and piss all over mama's big, natural titties. I wash em down with my warm yellow piss. It slaps against those soft melons beautifully. Mama leans her head back and smiles, loving the feeling. It feels so fucking good. Mama sucks me back in and drinks the last of my piss load. She sucks me bone dry, smiling at me the whole fucking time. I drink a beer and smile back. "Thank you mama. You're the best... and most beautiful." "Awwww. Thank you sweetheart. I'm always here to please you baby doll. I love you so much honey." "Love you too mama. Love them titties too." I smile, looking right at mama's D cups. She shakes em for me. Mama kisses me and heads in the kitchen. My sister Gina and I go the liquor store to pick up some more beer and a bottle of white wine for mama. Gina's looking real fine. Big D cup titties like mama being shown off in a tight blue, collared blouse. Skin tight jeans... no panties. She's got her dirty blonde hair in braids. The clerk is checking her out. He's an older guy, 60's. He keeps staring at my sisters big tits. I tell Gina. We start fooling around to tease him. We're the only customers in the store. Gina turns her back to me and I reach around and grope her titties. I go to town squeezing those big, soft melons hard, shaking them too. Her nipples poke through her bra and blouse. The old guy keeps staring. He's touching his dick too. Gina and I know we're getting free liquor. I bend her over and undo her jeans, pulling em down below her curvy ass. I pull my cock out and slide up her pussy. I reach up and pull Gina's braids, slap her thick booty and fuck her juicy pussy, while the old clerk watches. I reach under my sister and squeeze her big hanging tits, as I fuck her well fucked pussy. My sister and I fuck every day, so her pussy handles my big dick easily. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEE!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGG!!" Gina squirts all over my invading dick. "We get free booze... you can fuck her." I tell the clerk. He pulls his big dick out and runs over to the door, locking in, putting the store closed sign up. "You fucking got it. All you want." The clerk excitedly says. He runs over to Gina and shoves his big dick in her mouth. We double fuck my sister, pounding the fuck outta her. "I'm my sister's pimp, so you got the money, you can fuck her anytime you want." I tell the horny clerk and he face fucks Gina. "Great. Give me your number and I'll call you when I want her." The old clerk says, right as he cums in Gina's very talented mouth. She gulps down his watery load, sucking him dry. The clerk's cock is still hard, so I get him to lay on the floor. Gina straddles him, taking his big, old dick in her oh so juicy cunt. I get behind her and spit on my cock. I rub it in and slide my big dick up my sister's tight, thick ass. "FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!" Gina screams out in delight, being filled with dick. The old clerk and I double team my sister, fucking her holes in tandem. Gina squirts again. The clerk pulls Gina's top up and pulls her big titties out of her white bra. She sucks em hard. Gina moans happily and looks back at me, blowing me kisses. I smile back and pound her ass while the old clerk pounds her pussy. Our big dicks piston in and out of my sister's horny holes, making her squirt again. I slap Gina's ass, over and over, pounding up it so fucking hard. The clerk grunts and cums in my sister's beautiful, dirty blonde haired snatch. I keep pounding her ass while the clerk sucks her big titties. "FUCK MY ASS JAMESSSSSSS!! I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCKKKKKKKKK!!" Gina squirts again, and I follow. I cum deep and hard in my sister's tight ass. I lean down and kiss her as I fill that thick booty with thick jizz. Gina and I keep kissing, as I start pissing up her cum filled ass. My piss shoots out of Gina's stuffed booty, all over the floor. "Mmmmmmm... Yeahhhhh... Piss in my ass James." Gina loves it. We make a huge mess, but I don't fucking care. I keep kissing my sister and pissing up her ass. It soaks the floor. I pull out and piss all over Gina's thick booty. She moans like crazy. My cum and piss pours out of my sister's ass. I stand up, still pissing, and stick my cock in Gina's mouth. She sucks down my piss eagerly. I close my eyes and piss in my sister's mouth. She moans and drinks it down. I love my life. When I'm done, I tell the old clerk, "looks like you've got a mess here to clean up. Thanks for the free liquor. Remember to call. My sister's always horny." I smirk. "Thanks for letting me fuck your sister. I'll definitely call. I want some more of this pussy and these tits, for sure." The old guys grins and sucks Gina's tits some more. We get our liquor and head home. Aunt Nancy comes back and drinks two loads of piss. I drunk ten beers before she got there, so I'd be ready. I fucked her booty again too. Love that aunt Nancy ass. My cousin Wanda came over and let me tie her up. Mama, Gina and I triple fucked her holes. Mama and Gina wore big ol strapons. Wanda's beautiful. What's a body too. We fuck every day. She's so beautiful. I pimp her too. Matter of fact... the old clerk from the liquor store hired both Gina and Wanda. He fucked em both himself one time. The next time he hired em for a gangbang with his old buddies. Gina did double anal at the gangbang. I even pimped mama to the old clerk. I filmed it. He fucked mama's ass while she sucked me off. He sucked mama's titties for an hour. I joined in. We drank her sweet titty milk and mama came twice while I played with her beautiful clit. I got Gina, Wanda... and mama pregnant. Wanda moved in with us. We fuck our brains out even more now than before. Aunt Nancy comes by every day for a hard ass fucking and to drink my piss... and cum. The old clerk and I double analed her for an hour one night. He paid big for that. Nancy fucking loved it. That's my life. I fuck the women in my family. I fuck a lot more of em, but that's for another time. I gotta wrap this up, mama wants me to fuck her ass. Thanks for reading... My Slutty Family... I'll be here, fucking away, and writing about it. See ya. Peace. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Fucked Up and Freaky Forever WARNING : OFFENSIVE... DEPRAVED... SLEAZY... SEXUALLY INTENSE... PURE DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S MOST PERVERSE AND FILTHIEST... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT READ IT ANYWAY "Yeah mama... I'll be home later. We're filming our next video. Yeah, up in the hills. Not far from the Hollywood sign... but don't tell anyone. We don't have a fuckin permit. Ha. OK. Love ya." "ALRIGHT... WE ALL READY?" "YEAH BOSS." "OK SPENCE... START RUNNING. ACTION." Filming of JEMELA THE AFRICAN BEAST... My Cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) (Spence The Lost Nerd) Jemele Hill (Jemela The African Beast) Me (Narrator) Spence : (Looking around the African plains) Where am I? (Breathing heavy) How do I get out of here? Narrator : Here we have our hero... so to speak.. Spence The Lost Nerd. He's trapped in the African plains, lost, scared... thirsty and hungry. What should he do?... Oh no... was that the call of a savage? Spence shutters in fear. He hears the RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR again... Oh my God.. He sees a savage. An ebony warrior princess, white face paint, leopard skin, skimpy top and bottom... a spear in her right hand. She must be the infamous Jemela The African Beast. RUN SPENCE RUN!! He takes off running, breathing heavy, his chubby, white legs moving as fast as they can. Spence : NOOOOOOOO...HELPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Jemela : RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... OOGA BOOGA... RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Narrator : Spence trips and falls, spraining his ankle. He holds it, screaming in pain. Spence : OWWWWWWWWWWW... HELP ME PLEASEEEEEEEE... SOMEONEEEEEEEE... Narrator : Spence cries for help... but then changes to screaming in fear, as Jemela stands above him, her spear raised, an angry... hungry... look, on her beastly... yet beautiful... ebony face. Spence : Please... Don't kill me... please. I'll do anything... Just please don't kill me. Narrator : Jemela stares angrily at the fallen white nerd. Her natural instincts are to kill the white intruder to her land... but she smiles. She sees his thick white cock bulging through his khaki shorts. Jemela may be a black, big titty savage out in the hot plains... but she's also a black, horny ass, big titty savage out on the hot plains. She throws the spear down next to Spence. He shivers in fear, lowering his head. Jemela removes her leopard top... and bottom... standing there in all her big titty, naked ebony glory. Spence looks up, shaking, then goes wide eyed, looking at the beautiful ebony body in front of him. Jemela rips his shorts off. His thick, precum covered, white dick stands at attention for her. She smiles again, then drops down, smacking Spence in the face. Spence : AHHHH... Jemela attacks the white rod, sucking angrily on it. Her black dreadlocks swinging, as she deep throats the white dick. Spence closes his eyes and groans. Jemela smacks his face again, laughing at him, sucking him savagely, deep and hard. Narrator : Let me check this out close up. I head over to them, slowly, quietly. I see Jemela bouncing on Spence's white dick, slapping him over and over, screaming her savage chants, her big black titties jiggling beautifully. I rub my white cock monster in my shirts and pull it out, watching the nerd molesting by Jemela. Spence : OH MY GOD... I'M SCARED... BUT IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD. Jemela : RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... OOGA BOOGA... RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!! I sneak up behind Jema and spit on my cock, rubbing it in. I shove my 14 thick inches of pure cock awesomeness up her plump ass, shocking her... but she smiles. She's a horny savage... the best kind. I slam up her ass while Jemela bounces on Spence's cock... two white dicks for the beautiful ebony savage. Spence grunts and cums in her pussy. Jemela squirts at the same time. The cum mixture leaks out of Jemela's stuffed black cunt, all over Spence, as I plow her tight black savage booty, reaching around squeezing those big, natural black titties... Fuck, they feel good. God damn, I love black bitches! Jemela : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Jemela squirts a massive load of pussy jizz all over Spence. His cock has already fallen out of her sweet black savage pussy. I pump Jemela's tight ass so fucking full of cock slime. I watch her thick black ass, as my white cock jerks and pumps. It splatters out of Jemela's black savage booty, hitting me. I fuckin smile big and keep pumpin jizz up the savage bitch. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH!! Jemela laughs, and screams in savage orgasmic delight. Jemela : RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BITCHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I smack her plump black ass and slap her bug black titties over and over, shaking her thick, dark, throbbing nipples roughly. I pull out, stand in front of her sexy ass, painted face and start pissin. I piss all over that sexy savage face, her big tits, her pussy, Spence, back up to her gorgeous, soft titties, her face, back to Spence, then I shove my pissin white dick in her black savage mouth and finish in there. Jemela moans horny ass moans and drinks my warm urine, so thirsty for it. She sucks it all out of me and sucks me clean. Oh fucking a yeah bitches!! Looking at the camera... FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS!! We all give the devil horns to the camera, grinning. The video ends with Jemela sucking my huge ass white cock and Spence and I RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRING. "ANOTHER SUCCESS EVERYONE. GREAT FUCKIN JOB." I congratulate everyone. We all cheer, chant and applaud excitedly. "You OK Spence?... I know you're fragile." I ask. "Yes boss... I'm fine. Jemela's got a really nice pussy." "Awww...thanks Spence. Nice cock." Jemele winks at him. Then she looks at me and grabs my half hard cock. "And you... gorgeous white man. I love this huge fucking white cock. Damn, you're so sexy James." Jemele kisses me and strokes my cock. She drops to her knees and starts sucking. I grab her dreadlocks and watch Jemele suck me off. Those beautiful, ebony lips wrapping so tight around my massive cock, her tongue swirling around it. I pump her thirsty, cum hungry mouth with my dick, as Jemele sucks me faster and faster. She massages my big ass balls, jerking my massive base, sucking my white cock monster deeper. I look right at her and pump my sticky cream hard into that sexy black mouth. Jemele moans happily, as she gulps it all down with a huge, horny smile. She drinks every fucking drop of jizz in me. Sexy slut. Jemele blows me as good as anyone. I've been banging her fine ass for a long time. I freak fucked her before she even started at ESPN. We've been close fuck buddies since day 1. I was happy as fuck, she was willing to make Jemela The African Beast for my Fucked Up And Freaky website. We worked out the details over some weed and pussy pounding. Her fiance doesn't know a thing... but he will now... when the video drops tomorrow. Ha. Hey, she can move in with me, if he dumps her. I pick Jemele up and kiss her. "Thanks baby. And thanks for doing the video. Your one hot ass black savage." "Ha... you're welcome. You're one hot ass white narrator." We laugh and make out. I slap that phat ass. We take some pictures, for the site... and also personal ones too. I love to post em online, to show off... and tease our videos for the fans. Jemele poses in all kinds of sexy poses, with Spence and me. She licks out white dicks... and sucks mine. We fondle her titties and ass... and pussy. We suck her beautiful, plump, black titties and she sucks our balls. She licks our asses too. Fun shit. Later at home... "How's everything at the training school, baby?" I ask my wife/female fighter trainer Ronda Rousey. I'm having a drink... and copping a feel... with my wife Penny (The King Of Queens) on my den sofa. "Going great, baby. Scarlett Johansson is doing great. Pink is the best bitch so far. Rachel is doing great too." You see... I not only put on fights... a lot of female fights... I also run a very unique training school too. We not only train the girls... mostly celebrities... to fight like a champ, but we also train em to fuck like one too. If you lose one of our fights... you get fucked and cum on... pissed on too. So you gotta be able to take the heat... and dish it the fuck out. God damn, I love freaky shit... and this is fuckin freaky. Motherfuckers say no damn way you're getting famous chicks to fight in your back yard... well motherfuckers, not only are they fightin... but they fuckin too. Oh fuck yeah! We gangbanbed Cameron Diaz last night after she lost to her buddy Drew Barrymore. Hell... I fucked her too. Cameron drank so much fuckin piss, I think she moved up to heavyweight. Ha. Penny even fought twice. She won both. Made me so fuckin hard watching her whip dem sluts, then ass fuck dem bitches... I started fuckin her right there and then... both times. My horny site members pay good money for those videos. Look what you're getting. Hot celebrity chicks fighting each other... then fucking... and gettin fucked. I fuck em all. I let my crew fuck em too. We're known for being rowdy and perverted as shit. Fuckin cops been called on us so many damn times I lost count. I've spent millions on court cases. But I don't give a fuckin fuck. I do what I want bitch! I'm all about fuckin... partyin... raising hell... and fuckin some more. If you ain't fuckin... your ass ain't tryin. It's what we do round here. We all fuck. Sex is my life. It's what I live for. The dirtier, sleazier, freakier and more perverted... the better! WE FUCK... WE PARTY... WE FUCK AGAIN! PERIOD! I'm always trying to piss off... and on... someone. People bitch about our videos... I make em nastier. People bitch about our chick fights... we do more of em and make em dirtier. People bitch about me and my crew... we do even nastier, weirder and wilder shit than ever. Fuck you if you don't like me bitch! I'm already fuckin your bitch, so bend over and say Ahhhh... daddy's here. I'll freak fuck you both... then pimp you both. Ha. I'm the sex king for sure bitches. A little later in my bedroom... "YESSSSSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASS DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!" I'm pulling Ronda's ponytail, ramming all the way up her perfect ass from behind. She's bent over my bed, her hands on the side, taking a 14 inches up her fucking tight boot. Ronda loves it up the ass. She has one of the best asses ever to fuck, tight and comfy, even for my massive cock. I slap her ass, rub it, squeeze it... and fuck the fuck outta it. My giant cock stretches Ronda's anus so damn wide. I watch every inch propel up that awesome, muscular ass. Ronda rubbing her super juicy, bald cunt, squirting everywhere. "UHHHHHHHHH... YEAHHHHHHHHH... I LOVE YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCK UP MY ASS DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!" Ronda blasts her cream all over me. I pull out, lean down, and lick it all up, sucking her pussy clean. Ronda shakes her cumming pussy on my mouth. I slap that ass hard. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... MMMMMMMMMMM!!" I lay on the bed and Ronda rides me, sliding my huge hog up her tight booty, grinding me fast, rocking back and forth. She rubs her soaked snatch and cums... Right into my mouth. I open up and Ronda aims right into my mouth. I drink her pussy nectar down, licking my lips. Ronda starts pissing right I to my mouth and I drink that down too. We're all about freaky shit round her bitches. I drink Ronda's piss, while she grinds my cock up her ass, screaming in ecstasy, smiling at me, blowing me kisses. I stand up. "Your turn bitch!" I put my giant dick in her mouth and CUMMMMMMMM!! My creamy cum load pumps hard into her fast sucking mouth and throat. Ronda drinks it all down with a huge ass, slutty smile. I smack her fucking face. She smiles again. I start pissin right down her throat. Ronda opens her throat wide and deepthroats my entire 14 very thick inches of cock perfection. She smiles around my cock monster, happily drinking my warm piss. I piss and piss and piss. Ronda gulps down every fucking drop. She's one of the sexiest women on earth. She's a helluva hot wife. Ronda smiles so big around my pissing dick. She loves pleasing me... and she's damn good at it too. Ronda sucks me totally fuckin dry, gleefully drinking every single drop of piss outta me. Ronda and I make out in the bed, groping and kissing, licking and sucking. I love that bitch. I let her ponytail out. Damn, Ronda's beautiful. Her dark blonde, long, straight hair is awesome. I stroke it. I dig hair. It's a fetish. Ronda knows what I want. She moves to my cock and sucks my cock. She works it over beautifully. I hold her head, stroking her long hair. Ronda eyes never leave mine. She deepthroats me over and over, jerking my base faster and faster. I groan, ready to cum. Ronda wraps her hair around my huge cock and pumps it. I jizz all over her beautiful hair. FUCK YEAH!! I cum and cum, coating Ronda's long hair with my creamy jizz. My cum shampoo makes Ronda giggle and smile hornily. She loves my freaky side. All my bitches do. Ronda rubs my cum shampoo in her hair and sucks me dry, licking up the last drops of jizz from my piss slit slowly, putting on a slutty show for me. She gives my massive cock a big ol kiss and rubs her gorgeous face all over it. Mmmmmmm... fucking awesome. "Mmmmmmm... love you daddy." Ronda kisses me. "Love you too baby. Enjoy the shampoo... no charge." We laugh. "Mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm. I will." We make out, laughing and groping ourselves silly. Later, put at the training facility in the woods in the Hills... Ronda is putting Scarlett, Pink and Rachel through their paces... Getting them ready for tonight's chick fights. We spar them, put them through conditioning drill and "extra" work. That "extra" is the fun stuff. The sex stuff. Gotta be ready for the fucking part of the fights... win or lose. Our clients and fans have a high standard for the fucking part of the show... so the chicks gotta be ready to throw down... literally. "Good work Scarlett. Spence... take Scarlett in the "extra" room and make sure she's ready for tonight." Ronda runs the training school for me. Spence takes Scarlett Johansson in the workout room and gets her ready to go. I get a text from my business assistant/house manager Padma Lakshmi. She picked up my very special gift for my very special wife Kim Kardashian. It's our fifth anniversary, so I got her a very special... and expensive... anniversary gift. I smile. I'm glad it came in on time. I have a lot of women... several wives and girlfriends... but only one main wife. Kim is my queen and everyone knows it. She and I have a bond that I don't with any of the other women in my life... outside my mother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford). I'm known for my gifts... and I outdid myself with this one. I squeeze Ronda's ass in her black spandex workout pants. Damn, I love her ass. Ronda smiles and kisses me. I slide my hand in her tights, as she takes charge of everyone. I rub her pussy, getting drop os pussy juice on my fingers. Ronda moans. I look over at Pink, in her skin tight, white spandex fight gear, her spiked blonde hair and those gorgeous lips. She winks at me. I kiss Ronda, lick my fingers, tasting her and walk over to Pink. She's pounding a heavy bag. I rub her shapely ass. She looks back at me. I watch her cheeks jiggle. Pink's got a gorgeous ass. I reach over to a barrel and grab a stainless steel butt plug. I rinse it off and pull Pink's tights down, just below her gorgeous, phat ass. I smack those plump cheeks... smack em again... and slide the butt plaug up her tight booty. Pink's eyes go wide. I make sure it's all the way in, then I watch her punch the heavy bag, with a steel butt plug up her ass. She moans, seductively the whole time, smiling at me, licking her luscious, wet lips. I smack Pink's bubble butt, right on the plug, and smile as she moans and bites her lips. I do it over and over and over. Pink cums in her spandex pants. You can see the wet spot in the front. I keep smacking her ass... and the butt plug. I don't stop. Pink cums again... and again... and again... and again. I finally stop. I pull the butt plug from her ass, slide it up her soaked pussy, pull it out and watch her lick it clean. I pull my rock hard cock out and slide rather easily up her formerly tight ass. I butt fuck the pop princess right there, everyone watching. Ronda comes over and kisses her. I keep booty banging her silly. Pink cums three more times in a row. Ronda kisses her and fondles her sweet, perky tits, as I pound up her ass. I shoot my thick, sticky load deep up Pink's ass and we all three kiss. I grope Pink's and Ronda's small titties, while we make out, sucking tongues, kissing deeply. Pink kneels down and sucks me clean, as Ronda and I kiss. I piss right down her fucking throat. Pink's a piss queen and I love feeding her mine. She drinks it all down, sucking hard, as I piss straight down her fast swallowing throat. Ronda and I check on Spence and Scarlett. He's pounding her ass from behind, Scarlett bent over the exam table, as Scarlett pisses on Spence. "Good job Spence." He waves. Ronda and I walk off, letting him finish the job. (LOUD SHOTGUN BLASTS)... "WHAT THE FRIG?"... (MORE LOUD SHOTGUN BLASTS)... "HONEY... WHAT THE FRIG IS THAT? SOUNDS LIKE A WAR IS BREAKING OUT" (MACHINE GUN BLASTS)... "WHAT THE FRIGGIN FRIG IS THAT FRIGGIN OUT FRIGGIN SIDE?" My dad (Dr Evil From The Austin Powers Movies) is caught off guard by the gun noises. "What are you bitching about now?... It's just James outside shooting at birds." Mama is a fuckin sweetheart. "Oh... just James shooting at birds, you say... HWAT THE FRIG IS MY SON DOING SHOOTING AT BIRDS WITH A FRIGGIN MACHINE GUN? THANK YOU VERY FRIGGIN MUCH!!" "Will you calm damn idiot. Don't be such a pussy." I fucking love mama. Ha. My dad gives her a shocked/evil surprise look. Mama shakes her gorgeous head and heads back in the kitchen. My parents live next door. My baby sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) and my half brother Scott (Seth Green) live with them. So does my dad's assistant/Scott's mom Frau Farbissina (The Austin Powers Movies). It's actually me and my bodyguard Brock Lesnar and my cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) on the roof of my house, shooting at crows flying by. They're a pain in the ass. Braun didn't think I could hit a crow in flight with my 50 cal machine gun... he was wrong. I decide to go in my parents house and see if mama has something to eat. "Hey baby. You hungry?" Mama asks me... and gives me a big ol smooch on the lips. "You read my mind beautiful." I squeeze mama's ass while she fixes me a bowl of chili. Brock and Braun come in and we all eat at the table. "Your pain in the ass daddy is upset about all the gunshots." Mama tells me, sitting in my lap, feeding me. Mama loves to take care of me... and I fucking love it. I'm the world's biggest mama's boy. Mama's all pretty and shit in a tight pink mini dress and heels. After I finish eating her delicious chili, I go in the living room to see if my dad is gonna lose it over the gunshots. He's funny... annoying and creepy... but funny. I sit on the couch and my baby sister Chanel comes in, jumping in my lap. Damn, she's beautiful. Mama can put out some beautiful daughters... and one handsome ass son too. "Hey." Chanel smiles, kissing me, her arms around my neck. "Hey back." I rub her smooth legs. Her white mini skirt is so damn short. My baby sis knows how to dress. We spoon on the couch. "MAMA I'M GONNA MARRY JAMES. HE JUST SAID I CAN." I laugh. Chanel looks back at me and gives me her sweet, innocent look... and softly kisses my lips. "Great... my oldest son and youngest daughter getting married. What I always wanted... a lifetime pass on the Jerry Springer Show." Our dad lowers his head, shaking it, as he reads the LA Times. Mama comes in and kisses Chanel and me. "Shut up, you goof. I think they would make a beautiful couple. I think I'll marry James too." Mama crawls on the couch, on top of me. "Perfect... my wife and daughter marrying my son. JERRY JERRY JERRY! I can hear it now. I'm an evil friggin genius. Why the frig can't I have a normal evil friggin genius life? Hmmm?" "Ha... genius... more like Wile E Coyote." Mama taunts dad. "Now wait a minute.. I'm way smarter and more evil than any coyote... or other four legged animal. That's a fact jack... Yeah... it really is actually. Thank you very much." Mama, Chanel and I snuggle and Padma walks in with my anniversary gift for Kim. "Here it is James. Padma opens the box and shows us the custom made 24 ct. gold and diamonds necklace I had made for Kim. Every diamond in encased in a custom made 24 ct. gold enscribed casing. "Oh my God... Mama... Look at this." Chanel's jaw drops. I didn't even tell them how much it cost. "James... That's the most beautiful necklace I've ever seen." Mama is impressed. "Yes it is... it's absolutely spectacular." Padma smiles. "You're quite a husband James." Padma kisses my cheek. Later that night... Everyone is gathered at my house. Sitting in the den and kitchen, drinking, eating mama's chili. "Kim... it's our anniversary." I hold my wife Kim Kardashian's hand, as we stand at the kitchen counter island. "You're my first wife... my main wife... and the love of my live. So... I had this made for you baby. I love you. Happy anniversary." I hand Kim the wrapped box. Everybody cheers. "Awwwww... Babe... I love you too, more than anything. Thank you so much. Happy Anniv..." Kim's jaw drops when she sees the necklace. She looks at every enscription on the necklace. They are all reasons why I love her. Everyone oohs and ahhs at the necklace. "Oh my God..." Kim starts crying. I put the necklace around her neck and kiss her deeply. Kim hugs me around my neck and we kiss for a couple of minutes. Yeah... I have a heart... and a romantic side too. I squeeze her ass... just to show I'm not going soft... And she has the most perfect ass ever too. "Babe... how much was this. It's the most beautiful thing ever." I whisper the amount to her. "Oh my God. Twelve million dollars?" Yep... I take care of my women. "Why can't you be that romantic?" Mama gives dad a mad look. "What? I bought you that blender you wanted for our last anniversary. It was breathtaking." Mama elbows dad and walks away. We all drink and party. Spence gets chased around my house by my cousin Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies). Kim and I make out, then head upstairs for some fun before the chick fights. Kim rides me, that super talented, very comfy pussy of hers gripping my cock so beautifully. Damn, my woman can fuck. She's wearing the necklace I gave her. Kim smiles sweetly and bounces on me and grinds me, alternating for an hour. I smack her perfect in every way ass and smoke, passing to Kim, enjoying the deep tissue cock massage my wife's pussy is giving it. Kim cums six times, drenching my crotch. We smoke and kiss, sharing the smoke, as we fuck. I cum deep up my wife's smooth, soaked pussy, pumping it to overflowing. Kim breaks out kiss and leans down, sucking my cum covered cock clean, sucking out every last drop of cream in me. "Thank you for the necklace babe. I love it... and I love you, more than anything sweetheart. Happy Anniversary babe. Thank you for being the best husband in the world." We kiss lovingly and fondle... I get all handsy and touchy feely. At the chick fights... Scarlett Johansson is bobbing and weaving... avoiding Pink's offense pretty damn good. They are wearing MMA gloves, a mouth piece and head gear. That's it... no clothes. It's a rule. We are filming the whole thing. A lot of money is being bet tonight. The big money is on Pink to win, but since the loser gets fucked... we're all winners here. Pink catches Scarlett with a two punch body/head combo. Scarlett backs up. The crowd stands up, expecting a finish. Then Scarlett surprises everyone by flooring Pink with a big uppercut outta nowhere. Spence the ref counts to eight before Pink gets up, groggy, shaking her head to clear it. Scarlett moves in, misses another uppercut... then connects with a big body shot, se ding Pink to her knees. Wow... Scarlett is winning. Gotta say I'm surprised. Pink gets up at seven. Ten seconds before the final bell. Scarlett moves in for the finish and... gets floored by a huge right hook to the jaw by Pink. You can't be saved by the bell, so Spence counts to ten. The winner... Pink. Spence holds her arm up and Pink gets a big cheer. Scarlett puts up a great fight, but Pink is too strong for her. After Scarlett wakes up and is looked at by the doctor. She's OK. No damage. The fun starts. She gets on all fours... Pink straps on a huge rubber dick a d proceeds to pound Scarlett pussy and ass for twenty minutes. "Take that dick bitch. Your my fucking bitch now!" Pink taunts Scarlett, pulling her blonde hair, slamming up her holes with a cocky smile on her sexy face. Scarlett cums twice... And Pink finally cums, pulling out, moving to Scarlett's face and squirting all over it. "Open up bitch!" Pink slaps Scarlett and starts pissing in her open mouth... grinning from ear to ear, enjoying her prize. Everyone cheers as Pink pisses in Scarlett's mouth. Pink grinds her neatly trimmed, blonde pussy on Scarlett's mouth, loving every second of owning her after her KO victory. Damn, Pink looks sexy as fuck dominating Scarlett. Her pierced nipples really turning me on. That sweet ass too. The main event is short. My bodyguard WWE Superstar Nia Jax beats my girlfriend ebony pornstar Rachel Raxxx in the first round. After a few minutes, Nia pounds Rachel's ass with a giant white strapon made from my cock. Rachel's had my dick up her ass a bunch, so she takes it in stride. Nia molests Rachel's gorgeous, thick black, tattooed ass with dominant power, making Rachel squirt four times. The crowd loves it all, throwing money at Rachel, making it rain all over her, as she got anally dominated. Nia finally squirts in Rachel's mouth and pisses all over her gorgeous face. Nia takes some of the money and sticks it on Rachel's piss covered face, laughing, the dominant female to the end. Nia is still undefeated. In the middle of an all night freak party... "Sweetheart... Are you OK?" "Yes mama. I'm fineeeeeeeee. Come in and see." Mama comes in my master bathroom. I'm sitting on the floor, super high, pissing all over Jennifer Aniston while Kim films it. Jennifer's laid out on her stomach, her mouth open, catching most of my piss in her mouth. We're all nude. The party's on fireeeee... my crews outside and inside. It's 3 am and the strobe lights are blasting, the music's pumpin loud. The whole house, inside and out, is lit up in blue, green and gold lighting, disco balls flashing everywhere. Fuckin techno music blasting indoors and out. Fuckin cops have been to the house four times already. Liquor and drugs flowing freely. Fucking and sucking on blast. My kinda fuckin party... and I'm fucked up. Bla... Uhhhh... (Shaking My Head)... Jennifer's drinking my piss happily, with sexually depraved enthusiasm. I take the camera from Kim and she and Jennifer share my piss, kissing, both sticking out their tongues at my pissin cock, drinking it down with glee. Mama rides me, facing away, my massive dick up her tight ass, squirting all over Kim and Jennifer. Mama and Kim switch. Kim's ass is my favorite place to be. She grinds all over my cock, pissing and squirting all over Jennifer and mama. Downstairs, Padma is strap on fucking Spence in the ass, while he has on his Chewbacca costume. Braun and Brock are double teaming Brock's wife Rena, while Nia and Chanel double fuck Pink with strapons. It's a pretty normal night for me and my crew. Outside in the pool, the stage all lit up, music pumpin, my sister Kat (Kat Dennings) is making out with Rachel, nude, while Barry Kripke (The Big Bang Theory) and Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies) jerk off watching them, drinking, on the deck. Horny (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle)... my midget sidekick... is being chased around, in his leprechaun outfit, by my buddy Awesome Kong (Former Or Wrestler Awesome Kong/Kia Steven's)... who's huge and is carrying a fishing net to catch Horny. A huge crowd of fans... and a few cops... are partying outside too. It's fucking fun and mayhem for everyone... Except my dad. My dad is shaking his head on his patio. He walks back in his house and right last my half brother Scott who's streaking, drunk, screaming about Austin Powers and Mr Bigglesworth. They ended up having a pissing contest... in my dad's pool. I think Brock won. Pink actually finished second. Brock won a blowjob from Penny. Rena came upstairs and let me pound her gorgeous ass and piss in her mouth. I fucked Brock in the ass too. Rena filmed it. She said it really turned her on. When I was done with Brock, I pissed all over her face while Brock fisted her. I finished the night fucking Penny and Padma. I pounded their asses and pussies. Came in Padma's mouth. Pissed and came in Penny's. Fun times for me and my fucked up crew. I even heard that Awesome Kong caught Horny and molested him. Lol. The little bastard loved it. I love my life. I'm fucked up and damn proud of it. Hey... me and my crew are... Fucked Up And Freaky Forever. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

12/02/2019  Fuck You TV Ch. 3 Stephanie McMahon Boss Bitch... "I miss you sweetheart. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. Yes. Becky is right here." My wife Stephanie McMahon tells me. "HI JAMES... MISS YOU HUN... LOVE YA!" Becky Lynch yells out towards the phone. "Everything will be taken care of baby I promise. I'll see you when you get home. Love you sweetheart." Stephanie blows me a big kiss through the phone... so does Becky. I'm on the road, in Montreal, closing a big movie deal with a big investor. It's gonna be a blockbuster action/horror movie starring another of my main side bitches, Charlotte Flair. Stephanie is in her home office... in our home in our home in Greenwich. She's the Chief Brand Officer for World Wrestling Entertainment... and she's also in charge of the female talent. Becky is the Irish Lass Kicker, The Man, and the Raw Women's Champion. Becky is one of my main side bitches. Stephanie knows all about her and I... and the others too. We have an agreement. She let's me have my fun on the side... and she watches and joins in when she wants to. We have a grand idea for the ladies of WWE. We're gonna present them in an edgier way. Show their dark, dirty side. We're gonna leak out some interesting pictures and videos of the hotties in some compromising... and very hot... positions. We've already filmed some footage of Nia Jax rolling a dude in a motel in Vegas. He was in on it, so no arrests necessary. We filmed Lana... Rusev's blonde bitch wife... blowing a homeless guy behind a 7 Eleven in Hartford. My cousin Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) filmed it. He begged us to play the homeless guy, but no luck. The horny bastard doesn't give up though. Ha. It runs in my family... the not giving up... and especially the horny part. "ELLSWORTH... GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! HURRY!!" Stephanie yells into her speaker phone. My dimwit cousin comes running in her office. "PULL OUT YOUR DICK! I NEED SOME INSPIRATION!" Stephanie is the boss and she relishes proving it. Ellsworth quickly unzips his camo pants and pulls out his eight and a half inches of uncircumsized, fat dick. He's standing a couple of feet away from Becky. She's impressed. "Not bad. Not bad at all. Nice cock... jackass." Becky is a boss bitch, ball buster too... just like my wife. "Ummm. Thanks. Nice tits." Ellsworth compliments Becky, who immediately stands up and grabs him by the throat, scaring my dumbass cousin. "What did you say?" Becky asks in an angry, threatening voice, squeezing his throat a little tighter, her very beautiful face mere inches from Ellsworth's goofy, scared one. "I... Ummm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything. I'm really sorry. Ahhhh." Ellsworth almost pees his pants, gagging, not wanting to piss off The Man any further. "It's ok Becky. You have to pardon my idiot cousin in law/assistant. His manners are very lacking. He's harmless... though quite stupid and very annoying as well." Stephanie gets Becky to relax. Ellsworth gives her a really goofy "I'm sorry" smile, trying to show how harmless he is to Ms Lynch. Becky lets go of Ellsworth's throat and sits back down in her chair in front of Stephanie's desk. Ellsworth rubs his throat and coughs. Becky is strong, and her vice grip caught my dorky cousin by surprise. Stephanie looks amazing in a simple, yet quite snexy outfit. A white blouse, open past her huge, enhanced breasts, a black, very short and tight mini skirt and black heels. Her long brown hair cascades down her back almost to her waist. Her ruby red lips are glistening from her wet lipstick. Becky's wearing a black leather pants and jacket combo, with a black sports bra. Her long, orangish red hair is in a ponytail. She also chewing gum, blowing bubbles and being her usual bad ass, boss bitch self. Her supple, well toned legs are crossed, kicking the air, as she tries to not punch Ellsworth. "As you can see Becky... my idiot cousin in law has one good thing going for him. It's the only thing he has in common with my husband. He and James share the big dick gene. It's why I hired him. I need a good fuck when James isn't around." Stephanie smirks at Becky, walking around to the front of her desk and sitting on the edge if it, crossing her smooth legs. "He doesn't look like it, but he can fuck really well." Stephanie tells Becky. Ellsworth grins big, feeling full of himself. Stephanie slaps the shit out of his soft, but thick cock, causing Ellsworth to grab it and wince and growl in pain. Stephanie laughs. So does Becky. "You better get that thing hard real quick, dumbass! You're gonna fuck us both til I tell you to stop... AND YOU BETTER NOT LET US DOWN... OR ELSE!!" Stephanie orders Ellsworth. "Yes ma'am." Ellsworth says to his boss, jerking his fat rod. The ladies watch it grow, getting even thicker. They both smile their approval, as they undress. Once Ellsworth is hard, Stephanie pulls him to her by his fat cock and leans back, a devious, slutty smirk on her gorgeous face, directing his big dick into her already dripping pussy. Ellsworth puts her supple legs on his shoulders and starts pounding Stephanie's gorgeous pussy. His fat rod drill in and out, stretching her slick cunt wide, punishing it the fun way. Becky slaps Ellsworth in the face and twists his nipples as hard as she can. He winches in pain, screaming, but still fucking Stephanie, as she pulls her titties out of her white, lacy bra, opening her blouse all the way. Becky leans down and sucks Stephanie's monster tits, biting all over em, licking and sucking them extremely hard. Stephanie moans her approval, smirking and playing with Becky's red hair. Becky pulls Ellsworth cock out of Stephanie's pussy, right as she squirts. Becky sucks Stephanie's cumming cunt, drinking my wife's sweet cream and jerking Ellsworth fat dick. She spits all over it, then bites it, sucking it all the way down, fucking his big dick with her very skilled, very horny mouth. Ellsworth just stands there and looks stupid, enjoying every fucking second. Stephanie reaches back, into her desk, and pulls out a camera. She starts filming the action, zooming in on Becky, who's know bent over her desk, taking Ellsworth big, fat dick up her tight ass. Becky loves anal. She slaps Ellsworth face, bossing him around, demanding he fuck her perfect, thin, but muscular Irish booty even harder. "POUND MY ARSE, YOU BITCH!! DO IT RIGHT, FUCK BOY!!" Becky demands, slapping Ellsworth over and over. He cries in pain, but keeps booty banging Becky as hard as he can. Becky squirts all over him, her cherry red nipples hard as steel from the fucking. Ellsworth keeps going. Stephanie smirks happily, very pleased with my cousin's stamina. They keep fucking for an hour. Ellsworth fucks Stephanie's ass on her desk, pulling her hair from behind, railing that booty through three orgasm for her. He fucks her huge, heavy tits... and Becky's perky C cups too. Becky bites his cock, as he does, enjoying the pain she's putting him through. She and Stephanie... and even Ellsworth... take turns filming everything. Stephanie and Becky both piss all over Ellsworth, as the other rides his cock in their ass. He laps it all up, drinking two pussy squirts from Becky. He finally cums, all over Stephanie's big, heaving tits. Becky licks every drop up and spits it in Ellsworth's face, shocking him. She aps his dick, when he tries to clean his face. She licks his dorky face clean, then kisses Stephanie, as Ellsworth's films it. They share the thick cock slime, drinking it down, then letting Ellsworth piss on both of their sets of tits, as he captures it all on camera. "Good bitch! NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE LOSER!!" Stephanie orders the goofy grinning Ellsworth. He runs out of her office, tripping over his pants and falling down. Stephanie and Becky laugh, very well fucked by him, but also very much tired of his annoying presence. Stephanie and Becky make out, kissing and licking each other, groping each other's beautiful cans. "James will be pleased with the footage. We can fuck him silly when he gets home later." Stephanie tells Becky, smiling happily, rubbing The Man all over her awesome, very fit body. "Mmmmhmmmm. Sounds great. Two big cocks in one day. My kinda day boss lady." Becky says in her sexy Irish accent. They giggle and lick each other all over, continuing the kinky sex fun without my dumbass cousin. I can't wait to get home and get in on the freaky action. Two horny sluts ready to fuck... MY kinda day too Becky... my kinda day too. Ha. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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