04/26/2020  Freaks, Geeks and Porn Ch. 1 "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of him. I promise." Stephanie sucks my right pierced nipple, playfully biting down on it. Mmmmmmm. This is heaven. We've been fucking for the last couple of hours. Three gorgeous honeys pleasing me. Fucking awesome! Mom squirts all over my fat cock. She's riding it, grinding slowly back and forth on it. All that sweet pussy nut splashing my meat, her pussy tightly clamped down on it. Sweet, sweet heaven. The Molly is kicking in too. I breathe deep and exhale. Everything is looking so beautiful right now. Kim and Stephanie both kiss me, rubbing my chest as my mother keeps riding me, her head back. She's in the throws of her orgasm, biting her bottom lip, bouncing on me. Her pussy feels so fucking good, gripping me tight, jacking me off as she bounces. Mmmmmmm. Beautiful. "I'm gonna cum." I announce. My mom climbs off my cock and she and my wives surround it, all three perfect goddesses hungry for my cum. They take turns voraciously sucking me, licking all around my huge rod, jerking me. I cum like a volcano. My thick jizz erupts into all three wide open mouths. They share my creamy load, gulping down every gooey drop. Kim, mama, and Stephanie all take turns happily sucking me clean. I just lay back on the bed, groaning in pure unadulterated delight, smiling my ass off. My honeys giggle knowing how much I'm enjoying this. "Who wants the piss?" I say, smirking, blowing a bubble with my gum. I pop it, still smirking. They all want it. I start pissing in Kim's mouth. She smiles at me and locks down on my fat meat and sucks hard, drinking every warm drop. Kim quickly passes to my mother who repeats what Kim did, smiling up at me as she drinks down my salty piss. Mama passes to Stephanie who deep throats my entire foot long pissing cock and drinks down every last drop of piss in me, smiling up at me, tickling my big ass balls. I caress her face, blowing her a kiss for her extra effort. She winks back. We have a nice four way, piss flavored kiss while I grope their big tits. I fucking love my beautiful life! The Molly is increasing my sensations even more, taking me on a beautiful, wild ride. Mama lays on top of me, those 34G tits rubbing perfectly on me. Stephanie and Kim lay beside me as we all cuddle and chill. My hands are slapping and squeezing Stephanie and Kim's asses as all three honeys rubs on me, making me groan and groan, grinning from ear to ear. They all giggle and lick my face, loving pleasing me. And I fucking love pleasing them. Kim Kardashian and Stephanie McMahon are two of my wives. I love having wives... the more the fucking merrier. My mom is my unofficial top wife. Kim is my official one. She was first. The virgin we were talking about earlier is my cousin Dave. He's a 400 pound nerd, but he's a nice guy... and a virgin so I feel bad for him. He looks up to me so I'm letting him stay with us for awhile to hopefully help him out. He's 21 and very awkward around girls so we'll see how it goes around this sex crazed paradise. Dude's talented. He just graduated the Rhode Island School Of Design. Great fucking artist. Dude needs to get fucking laid though. After I snap out of my Molly daze, a few of us head down the street to the 7 Eleven. HOT DAMN... I fucking love slurpees! Kim and mama and my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) and another wife of mine Kate Upton get some snacks and slurpees. The geeky looking cashier... dude looks like he's 18... watches us like a damn hawk. I decide to have a little fun with the little dork. I pull out Kim's tits and smirk. "You ever seen Kardashian tits before?" I ask him, laughing. His beady little eyes almost pop outta his head when he sees Kim's DD beauties. She shakes em and smiles. He swallow hard and nods no to my question. "What's your name, dude?" I ask. "Umm.... It's... um.... Herbie." He meekly answers back, gawking hard at Kim's firm tits. Kim and I walk over to the counter while the others steal some shit... always a fun thing to do. "Like the love bug." Kim teases. He has no clue what's she's talking about. Ha. "Take a picture dude. Kim Kardashian's tits up close and personal." I grope em from behind, shaking em and squeezing as he drools all over himself. "Uh.... O.... OK." Herbie gets his phone. Kim poses for the camera for him. I'm grinding her perfect ass, my left arm around her waist. Herbie snaps the pic, still staring and drooling at my woman's DD jugs. Can't blame him there. Mama comes over and kisses my cheek. "Here Herbie, check these out." I pull up mams thin, beige sweater and show Herbie the greatest tits ever. Mama's not wearing a bra so her 34G all natural titty mounds are on full, ultra ultra HD display. She shakes em up and down and sideways, holding em and bouncing em in her hands, really putting on a show for ol Herbie. He stares as hard as humanly possible then falls backwards onto the floor. I shake my head, laughing. "I think you killed him with your titties, mama." I jokingly say. While Kim goes behind the counter to check on Herbie, I suck away on mama's huge jugs, squeezing em as I suck em. "Woohoo!" Kate lifts her white tank top and flashes her big, bouncy supermodel titties, jumping up and down, smiling that beautiful Kate Upton smile. Spence stares like a maniac and cheers her on. Kate and Spence leave with the stuff they stole... slurpees, a couple of hot dogs, and some Starburst... while I pour some of my coke slurpee on mama's rock hard, tingling nips and lick it up, sucking em clean. "Oooooooooh. Mmmmmmm. That feels so good, sweetheart." Mama hugs my head to her very ample chest and sucks up her cherry slurpee while I continue slurping mine off her awesomely perfect, huge, heaving jugs. "He's fine, babe. Oh... he's got a nice cock too." Kim tells me. She rubs his bulge as Herbie wakes up, not believing his luck. "Very nice Herbie." Kim compliments him, her big firm tits only inches from Herbie's hard gawking face. He almost passes out again for shock, but the wonderful sensation of Kim rubbing his bulge through his pants keeps him alert... and really hard. Kim unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. "Wow! He's got a big one. Yum." Kim teases Herbie. She jerks his nine inch, fat cock as I finish sucking my slurpee from mama's awesome, heavy melons. Herbie doesn't last long. He grunts hard and cums. It shoots several feet behind him as Kim jerks it all out. Herbie closes his eyes, grinning his nerdy ass off still in shock from getting a hand job from Kim Kardashian. He takes some pics to show his friends and keeps grinning as Kim jerks his whole load out. Kim looks at the mess she... and Herbie... made. "Oh well... looks like your gonna be busy cleaning this up, Herbie." She tells him. Herbie just nods, not caring about cleaning up his jizz. He's so happy, he's not even thinking about it. Kim let's go of Herbie's fat, cum dripping rod and wipes her hand off with a towel for under the counter. She leaves one drop of cum on her hand, looking right at Herbie, slowly licking it off her hand. Kim swallows it down, smacking her lips and blowing him a kiss. Kim is quite the cock tease. Herbie almost passes out again from the slutty show. He can't stop staring, licking his lips, and grinning, not believing how great his day has gotten. "Yum. You've got some yummy cum, Herbie. Here..." Kim grabs a pen and writes down our business number and lays it on Herbie's chest. "We're always looking for new talent so give us a call if you wanna be in a movie." Kim smiles and waves at Herbie on the floor, then gets up and walks back around to me. We walk out, my arms around my women. "See ya dude." I say on the way out. Herbie waves, still grinning in disbelief. Kim waves at him and smiles as we all head out,my hands on Kim's and mama's asses. HOT DAMN! When we get home, later, Dave is talking to another cousin of mine, former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth. "Jamesssss. What up, homey." Ellsworth greets me. I shake my head, but give him a fist bump. Stephanie walks in wearing just a very short, white and gold silk bathrobe and white stripper pumps. She hugs and kisses me, then sits in my lap on the sofa. One look at Dave and it's pretty easy to see why he never gets laid. He's got a cutoff, black Iron Maiden tee shirt on, his huge belly exposed and he's got long brown hair... he's a Conan The Barbarian fan... and muttonchops. A 21 year old fat guy with muttonchops. Yeah... he's a virgin. "Hey, Steph." Ellsworth tries to act cool, laid back in the chair, trying to light a blunt... but failing. I shake my head... then lean over and light it for him. I have a soft spot for my family... clueless weirdos or not. "Hey, Ellsworth. Don't forget about later. And try not to fuck up this time." Stephanie shakes her head too as she rubs my face with her right hand. Ellsworth give her a thumbs up and smokes, coughing like crazy, dropping the blunt in his lap. He picks it up, then puts the wrong end in his mouth, burning his tongue. Stephanie and I shakes our heads and laugh. Ellsworth finally gets himself straight and kicks back in the chair, smoking away. He offers us the blunt, but we pass. We make a lot of porn movies. We do a lot of freaky, geeky stuff so I use all kinds of people... geeks included... in my movies. Ellsworth is one of em. He's doing a scene with WWE Superstar and former work buddy of his Carmella. I think WWE Superstar Natalya might be in it too, but Ellsworth doesn't know about that. Stephanie's punishing him for fucking up his last scene with former WWE Superstar Maryse. He couldn't keep it up so he tried a special pill he got somewhere... not a viagra... but he ended up just pissing everywhere, and he couldn't hit the money shot so Maryse gave up and walked out. "Stephanie's got a helluva body, doesn't she, Dave?" I ask my very nerdy cousin who's sitting on the end of the couch. I open Stephanie's robe and show her perfect body off to Dave. He looks over and his eyes almost shoot across the room. Stephanie sits up straight in my lap, her hands on her hips, smiling, proudly showing off her awesome, huge, enhanced boobs. Stephanie opens her legs and shows Dave her brown landing strip topped coochie, rubbing her hard clit as she gives him a slutty, come hither look. Ellsworth stares too, open mouthed, letting the blunt fall from his lips to his lap again. I just shake my head in awe of his dumbassness. "I think I'll use Dave later to film out scene. OK, Dave?" Stephanie winks at me. "Um...sure." Dave licks his lips as he ogles my wife's amazing melons. Stephanie smirks. "Why don't we go for a little walk, Dave?" Stephanie asks him, getting off my lap, leaning down to give me a big fucking kiss. She rubs my face as we kiss, shaking her firm booty for Dave. I slap it and squeeze it as Stephanie sucks off my tongue. She coos into my mouth, licking my tongue rapidly. Damn, she's got great lips. "Umm... OK." Dave gets up, the sight of a four hundred pound dude with mutton chops wearing cutoff tee shirt that shows that humongous white belly is a fucking sight to behold. Stephanie wave and blows me a kiss as she leads Dave outside. I kick back and light up my own blunt, not wanting to share Ellsworth's fucked up one. He gives me a very dorky smile. I just shake my head at him again. How the fuck are we related? I ask... and laugh... to myself. Stephanie takes Dave over to a secluded spot under a big tree and feels him out... literally. "Well, Dave. You're a big boy." Stephanie says in her very sexy seductive voice, tracing a finger along his huge chest, down to his massive stomach. "Are you big all over?" She asks, looking right into his eyes. Dave gulps hard. Stephanie grabs his cock through his dirty black sweatpants and finds the answer. "WOW! Your are big all over. Mmmmmmm. I love that. Let's see how big." Stephanie reaches in Dave's dirty sweatpants and pulls out his cock, letting it dangle over the waistband. "Holy fuck!... I mean... that's really big, Dave. So big and thick. Yummy." Stephanie stares in awe. His uncircumsized pale white meat is 11 inches long and as wide as her forearm. It's almost as big as mine. Stephanie smiles, softly stroking the monster cock, staring at it, excitedly biting her bottom lip. "Jesus, Dave... with a cock like this, you should be fucking the girls senseless." Stephanie remarks, staring right at that massive dick as she strokes it. Dave grunts and groans, nearing cum. Stephanie stops, not wanting him to cum. She squeezes his fat rod and holds so he won't ejacualte. "Oh no, Dave. Not yet. You haven't even fucked me yet. Let's do something about that." Stephanie laughs, turning around and putting her hands on the tree. She pulls her robe up, exposing her pussy. "Go ahead, big boy. Fuck me silly." Stephanie blows Dave a kiss and lurches when he abruptly enters her ass instead of her pussy. He starts pounding. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GOD WHAT A FAT COCK!!!" Stephanie loves getting her gorgeous ass fucked so she doesn't protest. She smiles and takes the rough pounding with glee. Dave pounds harder and faster into Stephanie's ass, his massive belly smacking against her ass and back. "GOD, YESSSSSSSSS!!! FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Dave intensely drills Stephanie's ass even harder, but cums right before she can. He grunts wildly as his cum explodes out of his no longer virgin cock, deep up Stephanie's vice gripping, muscular booty. Stephanie rubs her throbbing clit as fast as she can as Dave fills her trembling booty with thick jizz. "FUCKKKKKKKKK!!! I'M CUMMING, DAVEEEEEEEE!!!" Stephanie cums herself. She squirts all over Dave's dirty sweatpants, her mouth wide open as she holds onto the tree. Dave's softening cock slips outta Stephanie's pleasantly sore ass right as he starts pissing. It splashes everywhere. It splashes Stephanie's pussy and ass, making her moan from the warm sensation on her vibrating ass. "I'm sorry... I'm really sorry." Dave apologizes, quickly pulling his pants up and wobbling off. "It's OK, Dave... I liked it." Stephanie tries to calm him, but he keeps wobbling away, too embarrassed to stay with her. Stephanie smiles, rubbing her piss dripping clit. She took Dave's virginity and she's waiting anxiously til she can experiment some more with my hugely fat, very awkwardly nerdy... but no longer a virgin... cousin. Check in on episode two where we start making the pornos. Hopefully Ellsworth will learn how to smoke by then... or at least not be so damn goofy... don't count on that though. Peace. By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  Fast Times At Fucked Up High THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licking her out, rolling, popping, snaking... earthquaking... all up in there. "God! I love it! Eat my ass, baby. YES!" Ronda's digging it, grinding that sweet ass all up on my face. I smack it hard. "FUCK YEAH!" Like I said, she's digging it. Nice day out. I see out my workout room window it's nice and sunny up in the hills. Ronda's standing by the window. I'm on my knees behind her, pulling her baby blue spandex workout pants down a little farther, gobbling up that tasty hiney. "I'm gonna fucking cum! Yesssssssssss!!!" Ronda squirts. I leave her ass for a moment and suck on her cumming, clean-shaven twat. So goooooood! My tongue licks her out. My mouth sucks her out. Ronda shakes her super fine fucking ass on my happy face, grinning excitedly, sticking that sweet, sexy tongue out through her legs at me as she shoots her delicious fucking pussy nut deeeeeeeeeep into my pussy craving mouth. Yeah, bitch! I suck it hard and suck it clean... one of the tastiest pussies I ever done seen. HOT DAMN! I fucking love eating pussy... and ass! "Fuck my ass, baby. Fuck it hard. Make me squirm, daddy." Ronda says in her sluttiest, fuck me like the slutty bitch I am voice. About three seconds later I'm booty banging her silly. God, I love that ass! My massive fucking rod is buried, balls deep up her, well traveled by me, hershey highway. I smack her perfectly shaped booty like it owes me money. She screams and creams, soaking me and the carpet. I smack it harder, grabbing her dirty blonde ponytail and railing her booty SUPER FUCKING HARDDDDDDDDDD AND FASTTTTTTTTTTTTT! "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Ronda keeps squirting and I keep booty drilling, pulling her ponytail hard, Slapping that ass even harder. FUCKING THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA HER TIGHT FUCKING BOOTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOT FUCKING DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Ronda's small, jiggly titties go wild. I already yanked up her black sports bra so they're out and fucking about! I grab those perky fucking titties and squeeze em like I'm juicing em. They turn red from my grip. Ronda screams in ecstatic pleasure, cumming and cumming, my cock flying up her ass at full on hyper speed. SHIT, IT FEELS GOOOOOOOOOOD! Ronda kisses me, ravenously sucking off my tongue like she does my fucking cock. I cum hard, my thick goo blasting out in fat globs, flooding her trembling hershey highway. I groan, loving the sensation of Ronda's ass vice gripping my cumming cock while it's trembling like a funky ass washing machine. HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCKING FUCK! I FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD RIGHT NOW!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHH! I lay on Ronda's back, relaxing as I start pissing up her ass. My warm piss makes Ronda shudder and scream in pure sexual euphoria. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! PISS IN ME, BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ronda shakes uncontrollably in my arms as I piss up in her ass, my cum and piss splattering out of her overstuffed booty all over the carpet. It starts pouring out, pudding beneath us. Gonna have to get this damn carpet cleaned. Fuck it! It feels so fucking good!!! I finally pull out and stand up. Ronda wheels around and sucks me dry, leaning over as I pull her ponytail. She gobbles up my piss dripping rod and gorges herself on it, sucking it deep. She gets about ten of the twelve inches down her throat, gags hard, pulls out and pukes... then sucks even deeper, getting the whole massive cock down her gullet. My girl! I fuck her widely stretched mouth and throat, holding her ponytail up. Ronda's spit pours outta her puke covered lips as I pound her throat, making her gag and cough. I pull out. She pukes again. I slap her face. "Nasty whore! You love it, don't you?" We both know the answer. "Mmmmhmmmmmm. I fucking love it, baby! I'm your fucking whore! Use me, baby! Fuck yeah!" Ronda gives me the most sexually charged smile ever. She's in raw, sex crazed heat! Fucking gorgeous bitch! I smirk so fucking wide. I immediately shove back down her fucking throat and bang it silly, harder, harder, harder, harder, harderrrrrrrrrrr! Ronda looks up at me with a huge smile as I cum hard down her sexually slutty throat. My bitch swallows it all as I hold her ponytail up, thick globs of sticky semen pumping fast down her cum obsessed throat. WOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOD DAMN! I LOVE FUCKING! Sex is the greatest thing ever! "God, you're beautiful!" I tell her, smiling at her as she sucks me clean, smiling right back up at me. Ronda winks at me, her mouth totally stuffed with my humongous dick. "So are you, baby." Ronda blows me a kiss, smiling wide. I smack my enormous cock on her lips and tongue, loving my fucking life here at Fucked Up High. ... I'm James. Fucked Up High is the nickname of my home. Why? Well... you should know already, but in case you're not too smart... or high yourself... it's cause I love to do fucked up shit... sex and otherwise... and get high. Simple. ... Making out with Ronda while they finish putting up my new, FUCK UP HIGH sign in front of my house. My tongue is balls deep down her throat, my hands squeezing the fuck outta her titties through her skin tight HOT RONDA tee shirt. No bra. I run my hand up under her very short... and very tight... black mini skirt that barely cover her awesome ass and rub her pussy through her black thong. Nice and wet. Ronda and I have been married for about three years. We got hitched in Vegas. She blew me in car in the drive thru chapel as we did the fucking ceremony. I fucking loved it. I gave her a nice, warm piss facial as an early wedding present. "Were done, sir." The fat foreman tells me. I check out the sign, squeezing Ronda's ass as he watches. Cool ass sign. I run my right hand around Ronda and roughly squeeze her small, perky titties. She coos happily. She fucking loves rough sex. The foreman watches, licking his lips. I smirk. I also grind on Ronda's ass. The sign is fifty feet tall and wide. You can't fucking miss it. Blue and gold neon. A big ass picture of me too. All neon. Expensive as hell, but we'll worth it. "Good job." I tell the fat ass foreman. Dude must be 350 pounds. He's staring a hole through Ronda. Her rock hard nips poking through that thin tee shirt. She grinding her ass on me, leaning back into me, licking my face. The foreman rubs his bulge in his jeans. Looks fat so at least it matches him. Ronda checks it out while I rub her pussy. I smirk again. "Blow him." I tell Ronda. She walks over to him and kneels, unzipping his jeans. She reaches in and pulls out his eight inch dick. Nice and fat and veiny. Ronda smirks happily. She licks the fat tip and bites it, making the dude lurch and grunt. Ronda laughs, then starts sucking. The fat foreman grabs her head and fucks her mouth. Ronda smacks his hand away, wanting to do the job herself. I smirk again and walk off, turned on by my bitch, but also looking for some more pussy. Ronda bobs away on the fat dick as I walk off her spit flying, her lips flying up and down that veiny shaft. That fucking dude's getting the best fucking tip he ever got for damn sure. I see my wife Penny (The Big Bang Theory) behind a barn. I go check her out. She's getting railed from behind by my pasty white cousin Spence (The King Of Queens). He's in his white and pink bunny rabbit costume drilling up her pussy with his ten and a half inches of fake bunny meat. "UHHHHHHH! FUCK! DO ME, BUNNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Penny squirts right as I pull my cock out and start pissing on her face and tits in her white tank top. Penny just smiles and opens wide, her tongue happily lapping at my tidal wave of piss. It splashes her gorgeous face and very perky 32C tits through her top, soaking it completely. I fucking love pissing on a hot bitch. Spence keeps fucking Penny's twat, those huge floppy ears of his flopping as he goes. I pull out my camera and film it while I keep pissing all over Penny. He's grunting and groaning, holding Penny's hips as his long meat drills her sapling wet, quivering cunt over and over and over. Ronda comes over, wiping her lips and smiling. I bend her against the barn and yank off her black thong, throwing it at Spence. He grabs it and sniffs it, howling happily. We all laugh. I shove my pissing dick into Penny's mouth and fuck it while she drinks my piss as I finger Ronda's clean shaven, nice and wet twat. I pull out of Penny's mouth and slam up Ronda's waiting pussy, smacking her firm ass, fucking the hell outta that sweet, cock massaging cunt. "FUCKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!" Ronda cums immediately. Penny licks her lips at me. I kiss her right as my bunny costumed cousin cums up her awesomely juicy pussy. She moans into my mouth as I slam bang Ronda's cunt even faster, even harder. Ronda leans against the barn and moans uncontrollably, loving every inch of my massive dick wrecking her perfect cunt. I pull out and Ronda wheels around onto her knees. Penny does too. They jerk me off, their tongues ecstatically licking the precum off of my bulging crown. I cum all over both perfect, sexually crazed faces. Several thick globs of gooey jizz splatter their faces... cheeks, foreheads, and lips... and into their wide open, cum crazed mouths. Penny and Ronda play with my creamy cum, licking it off each other's tongues, kissing and stringing it out between them, then suckling it up and licking it off each other's smiling faces. They're both cum whores and that's the main reason I married em. I film it and grin, another happy day at Fucked Up High. By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  Horndogs and Hoochies "AYE PAPI... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sofia Vergara taking the pussy plowing like a damn champ. My twelve inches power drilling up her soaked snatch HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHIT! IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT! "OH MI GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" That super sexy bitch has squirted so much I'm drenched and so is the fucking floor. Every time I pull out and let her squirt all over me and it feels AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE!! I slam back up her and vigorously fuck her pounding pussy faster faster faster faster faster faster FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! "HOLY FUCK FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH!! HOT DAMN!! I LOVE THIS PUSSY!!" I slap the fuck outta Sofia's super curvy ass and enjoy the fucking ride. Fuck yeah! "Siiiiiii, papi!" Sofia laughs, loving how much I'm into fucking her hella fine ass. "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" She squirts one more time, her right hand gently caressing my face, kissing my left cheek over and over as I CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! OH FUCKING HELL YEAHHHHHHHH!! SHIT! My thick jizz blasts outta me a thousand miles an hour in long, thick globs, filling Sofia's totally bare, and oh so wet Latina cunt, making me groan my perverted fucking ass off! "FUCKKKKKKKK!! MMMMMMMMMM!! FUCKING AWESOME PUSSY, BABY!" I relax, laying on Sofia's back... she's bent over my living room couch. I roughly fondle her huge, luxurious titties, rubbing roughly across her bumpy areoles and nipple clamped, rubbery, vibrating nips. We kiss, our tongues dirty dancing, Sofia giggling and moaning as she fucks and sucks my tongue. "Mi papi. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. So fucking good, baby." Sofia kisses the crap outta me. That broad can kiss too. Those full, luscious lips tasting so divine. Those huge tits feeling so fucking good in my horny hands. I flick the nipple clamps repeatedly, making Sofia moan in horny ass bliss. I've got a clit clamp on her too. Gotta keep it freaky around here. "Ahhhhhhhhh." I start pissing in her overflowing cunt. Our cum and my piss start splattering out the warped out sides of her delectable, tight, trembling pussy. I just smile, pissing in Sofia Vergara while she goes kiss crazy on my lips and tongue, rubbing my face with such love. What a fucking life! "Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Piss in me papi. I love it!" Sofia is so fucking gorgeous... so fucking slutty too. Love her. I kiss her and get one last titty squeeze in... love those huge, firm knockers... and pull out of her, finishing pissing on her cum and piss dripping twat, and clit clamped throbbing nubbin. I take some pics as Sofia coos like a lioness in heat. Sofia has a really beautiful pussy... dry or dripping wet. "Thanks, baby." I slap Sofia's very ba donk a donk ass and give her a happy wink... she blows me a big kiss back, smiling a big, beautiful Sofia Vergara smile... finishing the beer I was drinking as I head out the door. What's up, everybody? My name's James. As you can tell, I enjoy sex. Freaky sex. I'm a hardcore sex addict. The more, the better 24/7. You'll see. I get in my green and gold '66 drop top Impala... pimpin ain't easy, but it sure is fun... and head over to my office building I share with my dad (Dr Evil). I own a website. It's pretty popular. Horndogs and Hoochies. Number one in the world. We do all kinds of fun shit on there, but you can guess by the name what we're known the most for. Yeah... Fucking and sucking. HOT DAMN! Sex pays the damn bills. I head into the office building, noticing people staring at me. I'm used to it cause I'm world famous... and a pretty perfect male specimen. I look down and notice my huge cock flopping in the breeze. I never put it away when I was done with Sofia. Oh well. I'm a well known exhibitionist, so I just leave it out. A nice show for the adoring public. Ha. I get in the elevator and see Gina, one of the elevator operators. We chit chat. I look her over. I've fucked her a bunch of times already, but I'm always fucking horny so I stand calmly by the back wall of the elevator, blazing up while she walks over and rubs my fat meat. We share the blunt and I play with her 36Ds for a few. Gina stops the elevator and I smirk, then I suck the fuck outta those beautiful jugs, squeezing them hard while I suck em even harder. Each one for a few minutes apiece. Great tits. I bend her thick, super horny ass over and rub her slick pussy, sliding two fingers in and wiggling them wildly. Gina cums all over my fucking fingers. I have that gift, to make chicks cum quick... and a lot. I pull em out and suck em. Mmm, nice cream. Gina begs me to fuck her so in about five seconds I give the horny honey what she needs and wants. I slam bang her pussy hard, holding her thick hips as I power fuck up her tight cunt, over and over and over! "SO FUCKING GOODDDDDDDDD!!" She cums hard again. I pull out and watch her pussy spray my huge ass dick with all that lush pussy cream. It's a beautiful sight to behold. I smack my huge crown on her wet, puffy labia, then calmly slide back in, squeezing those big hanging jugs and plowing hard and fast up her tight massaging cunt. "UHHHHHHHH!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Gina shakes her thick ass all over my rampaging rod... I slap it hard... increasing my sexually charged delight. I pound her out for a few more, squeezing them milk dribbling melons of hers even harder... I love squeezing titties... then I cum dump up her, pumping my thick, gooey cream all the fucking way up her trembling cunt. It squeezes my cumming cock so damn hard. Oh fuck yeah, it feels amazing. I smirk and smoke, filming the naughty fun with my phone. Gina wheels around and kneels down, enthusiastically sucking me clean, taking in half of my immense meat. "Say cheese, baby." I say, smoking and smiling. "Cheeseeeeee." Gina smiles merrily around my massive rod, posing for the camera, peace signs up as she sucks hard on my fat meat, shaking her head wildly as she ravenously sucks me cum fucking dry. So damn good! MMMMMM! I feed her my piss too. I just let loose, pissing into her mouth and down her thirsty throat. Gina gorges herself on my warm piss, cooing happily as she drinks down every yellow drop. I help her up and kiss her. Nice pissy flavored kiss. My piss tastes good. I'm eating well I guess. I shake and squeeze her luscious titties some more, then hand her the blunt and suck her milky tits, pulling em with my thirsty mouth as I suck down all that sweet titty milk as she smokes... and I film. I give her a $1000 tip. She's a cool chick... and I'm a big tipper. She fixes her clothes, then starts back the elevator as I squeeze her ass. I pull her back to me and grope her big jugs through her tight, low cut uniform from behind. Great fucking tits. I kiss her cheek and head out when the elevator gets to my office floor. "Thanks, handsome." Gina blows me a kiss. I give her a wink and head down to my office, all cool and shit, smoking my blunt. I don't spend much time in the office. I'm usually too busy fucking around and having fun, but one of my wives Stephanie McMahon asked me to come down today to talk business. She got me to agree by riding my cock up her ass last night while another of my wives, the one and only Kim Kardashian filmed it. She already put it up on our site... love that chick. Always a good fucking way to convince me to do something. (Big smirk) "Hey, baby." Stephanie kisses me. "Mmmmm. Pissy." She smirks and kisses me again. "I'm headed to the conference room to talk to the possible new sponsor. Wanna join me? Kim's already in there talking to him. He's a tough nut to crack. We're trying our best to get him to jack up his offer as much as possible." Stephanie and Kim are experts at jacking up whatever they need... or want... too. "Nah. I have faith in you two. I'm sure if you turn on your sweet charm, you and Kim can get him to jack up just about anything." I give Stephanie a mischievious smirk. She gives me one right back. "I'm sure we can. This may take awhile though. He's used to getting his way." Stephanie hugs me around my neck, smiling so sexy. "That makes two of us, then." I remark. We share a nice laugh and kiss again. "See you as soon as we're done, baby. I love you." "Love you too, babe." I squeeze Stephanie's great ass in her very short, black miniskirt. She coos happily, licking my lips. Damn, she's gorgeous. Stephanie waves and heads over to the conference room to make me some more money. I love that hot ass honey. I watch her booty jiggle as she walks away, grinning as she shakes it for me, waving without looking back to me. "Hey, honey." Another of my wives... yeah, I have a few... WWE Raw Women's champ, The Man Becky Lynch walks up to me in her full length, white fur coa. A very skimpy, white bikini underneath. Great white stripper pumps too. Glittery gold shades and iced out the wazoo. All pimped up. Fucking hot as shit! We kiss, and I hand her the blunt. Becky's got my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) in his white doggy costume... perfect costume. He looks just like a dog. A pasty white, very furry, dorky white guy one. He's sitting there panting like an obedient dog, waiting patiently for his master to order him around. Big ears and nose, furry as hell. He's on his hands and knees. Becky's got a gold and diamond leash connected to his silver studded dog collar. What a funky sight. I fucking love it! One of my horny crew, Tammy is there too. Tall, statuesque. Long blonde, styled out hair. Skin tight, red latex minidress on. Black, knee high boots too. She's got a riding crop in her right hand. She slaps Spence with it. He winches, groaning a sad doggy groan. He's really selling the gimmick. Ha. Tammy is a dominatrix. Tammy is also something else. A big titty... perfect tit job too... trans gender with a nine inch cock to prove it. Yep... Tammy used to be a guy. You would never know it though. She looks exactly like a woman. From head to toe, like a supermodel. She's just a tall blonde supermodel chick with a big ass dick. Ha. We pass the blunt and chat. I feel up Tammy. Great fucking tits. You would never know those a boob job. They feel... and look... totally natural. I'm amazed every time I see em... or play with em. "Do you mind if I play with your doggy, Becky?" Tammy asks. "No... go ahead." Becky answers in her thick Irish accent, smiling right at me, reaching over and playfully squeezing my cock through my black leather pants. We kiss. More like Becky blows my tongue like she does my cock. "Here doggy... play with this bone. NOW!" Tammy orders Spence. She crams her soft dick in his mouth, holding his head as Spence starts sucking Tammy off. "Mmmmmm... good doggy." Tammy enjoys the doggy blowjob, and starts fucking Spence's mouth. I squeeze Tammy's voluptuous ass, as Becky ravenously sucks my tongue. Tammy really does look just like a woman. It's uncanny. A few minutes later, were all in a spare conference room. Tammy is fucking Spence's doggy mouth as she slaps him with the riding crop while Becky and I 69 on a conference table. Becky bobs that beautiful red head of hers on my fat meat, shaking it wildly as she shakes her tight little muscular booty and succulent, slick snatch all over my pussy hungry mouth. I snake my tongue up it, fingering her booty at the same damn time as my tongue snakes deep, shaking and rolling from side to side, licking fast inside Becky's precious pink folds as she grinds faster on my pussy obsessed mouth. Becky slowly, then quickly drags her beautiful, cherry red lips up and down my bulging shaft, her saliva bathing it, her tongue swabbing all around my fucking hard throbbing cock. HOT FUCKING DAMN! WOO!! DAMN... IT FEELS GOOD! Tammy gets behind Spence and drills his pasty white perverted ass with her nine inch meat missile, smacking his chubby ass with that riding crop, making him wail and groan pleasurable tinged with pain doggy groans. Tammy evil laughs, enjoying the pain she's dishing out, her hard-core dominatrix side taking over. "TAKE THAT DICK! TAKE THAT DICK!" Becky and I chant at Spence, laughing at the freaky sight of him in that white, furry doggy costume getting ass banged by the hot blonde dominatrix with a big ass dick. Tammy throws up the devil horns, her tongue out, loving the freaky scene. She grabs Spence's hips and drills him harder. She pulls his big, floppy doggy ears as she drills relentlessly up his pasty white, doggy bottom. "Doggy likes that, doesn't he? DOESN'T HE?" Tammy slaps Spence with the riding crop, demanding an answer. Spence howls and pants happily. "YES MISTRESS. I LIKE ITTTTTTTTTTT!" He howls again. We all laugh as I film everything. Tammy groans, cumming deep up Spence's chubby ass. "Take it, doggy! Take your master's cum! You filthy, fucking doggy, Spence!" Spence howls again, barking crazily, and I film every fucking wonderfully perverted second! "I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Becky blurts out, grinding faster on my mouth, my tongue wiggling crazily inside her cumming twat, excitedly tasting every delicious inch of her sweet, spasming pink folds. I fuck Beck, doggy style. She's bent over the table, me pulling that long orange/red hair wavy hair, ramming so deep up her drenched, red landing strip topped pussy. Her pussy vibrates around my massive cock as I slap her trim, muscular white ass over and over. Tammy films the fun, playfully slapping a kneeling, happy panting Spence. "FUCK!! DO ME, DADDY!! FUCK MY FANNY!!" Becky's Irish accent drives me wild, spurring me on to fuck her even faster. The conference table shakes from the unrelenting force I'm fucking her with. "UMPHHHHHHHH!!" Becky squirts like a leaky fountain. I close my eyes, still pulling her long hair and ride out the beautiful sensations of that gorgeous Irish pussy clamping down on me and bathing my fat rod with all that delectable cream. HOT DAMN! I DRILL HER PUSSY FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER... PULL OUT AS BECKY SQUIRTS RIDICULOUSLY HARD AGAIN... WATCH HER PUSSY SHOOT THAT SWEET PUSSY NECTAR ALL OVER MY FAST THROBBING COCK AND ME... SLAM BACK UP HER HARD TREMBLING TWAT AND... CUM LIKE A FUCKING VOLCANO! HOLY FUCK! "SHITTTTTTT!!" My body convulses from me cumming so hard in Becky. She shakes, her pussy trembling around my cock like a vibrator on super high speed. I lean down and hold her as we cum, playing with those sweet little Irish titties, kissing the fuck outta my woman. Becky molest my tongue with such pure sexually engorged delight. I lay back on the conference table and enjoy her sucking me clean. She cum hungry so she keeps sucking me, bobbing that gorgeous red head wildly, shaking it with raw animalistic cum list, moaning and grunting like a cum starved fuck freak. Her intense desire for my sperm makes me fucking smile so big. God, that bitch can suck a fucking cock. She's craving my seed, bad. I cum for Becky. She sucks me ravenously, on her hands and knees to the left of me on the table. I play with her long, orange/red hair while she grunts uncontrollably with unadulterated cum craving rage. She powerfully drains my dick totally fucking dry... and I love every fucking, glorious second... gulping down my thick load of sweet, gooey cream, smiling back at me with such hardcore, insanely intense, sexually charged out the wazoo love. She plays with my left pierced nipple too. Tammy bites and sucks my right one as Becky finishes elatedly sucking every thick, slimy drop of semen outta my wide open piss slit. She ravenously kisses my cock with pure cock obsessed love as I film everything, groaning with pure glee from her very skilled mouth, and the nipple play, smoking some good shit and laughing my ass off at Spence in the damn doggy suit, barking his happy doggy ass off. Meanwhile, over in the main conference room... "That last figure is very high, ladies. I want to do business with James... and you two of course... but it has to make sense for me financially." Herb, the 60 plus year old CEO of a venture capital firm checks out Stephanie and Kim while he tries to play it cool negotiation wise. "Well..." Stephanie calmly unbuttons another button on her skin tight, white silk blouse. Her huge, heaving hooters are almost popping out of her white bra. She slowly traces her right forefinger around her awesome cleavage, mischievously smirking at Herb, turning up the heat on the negotiation. Kim smirks at Stephanie, leaning back in her chair. Her skin tight, white wraparound minidress already showing off her DD cleavage quite nicely. They're sitting opposite Herb at the conference table. Herb stares wide eyed at the two mega beauties, then quickly collects himself. Herb covertly rubs his bulge under the table, confidently grinning at the two ladies, realizing this is gonna be the most fun negotiation he's ever had. Stephanie gets up and bends over the table, looking through some papers, allowing Herb to ogle her magnificent cans. Kim reaches up and rubs Stephanie's gorgeous, firm ass, smiling at Herb. The sexual tension in the room is thicker than a fat bitch's ass after an all you can eat buffet. Herb unzips his suit pants and pulls his six inch dick out, under the table, and starts slowly jerking off, closely watching my smoking hot wives do their cockteasing thing. Stephanie purses her slick, mocha lip glossed lips. She gives Herb her patented hot as fuck, boss bitch smirk. "Why don't we get right down to the brass tax... shall we, Herb? Our company is well worth the number we're asking for advertising space. Plus... Kim and I always get what... and who... we want." Stephanie smiles mischievously at Herb. "Besides... this could be the start of a very profitable... and fun... relationship between us, if you catch my drift." Stephanie gives Herb a take charge, sexy as fuck look, realizing Herb is jerking off under the table. She can see his right hand speeding up. Stephanie looks at Kim who's still rubbing Stephanie's ass. They playfully smirk at each other, knowing they have Herb right where they want him. Kim stands up and walks over to the head of the table and sits on the edge, leaning over to kiss Stephanie. Herb groans, jerking his cock even faster. "Check these out, Herb." Stephanie pulls Kim's minidress from her absolutely beautiful, lush breasts, exposing them to the very horny, old CEO. Stephanie plays with Kim's rock hard nips, tweaking them between her fingers as she kisses Kim's neck. Kim coos pleasurably, leaning back into Stephanie as she softly kisses Kim's neck and fondles her heaving tits. "Please let me fuck you both and I'll give you whatever you want! Anything!" Herb blurts out, so turned on by my babes, furiously giving in to his intense sexual urges. Stephanie laughs, softly biting Kim's neck, licking up it slowly, pausing near her ear, then quickly licking her tongue off Kim's neck. She confidently smirks, happy with her work. Stephanie and Kim do always get what they want... and who. I fucking love em both for it. "Well... anything is one of my favorite words. What do you say, Kim? I don't know about fucking Herb here? He's nice... but..." "PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!" Herb is hooked... and Stephanie is gonna work him big time. Damn, I love that chick! "Let's see it, Herb." Kim says, smiling that intoxicating Kim K smile. Herb stands up, his rock hard, precum dripping six inches bouncing. Kim and Stephanie look at each other and giggle. They're used to bigger cocks, but they both realize how much money they can get from horny ol Herb right about now, so they turn up the fuck fun charm. "Mmmmm... nice cock, Herb. What's your best offer?" Stephanie squeezes Kim's tits as Kim licks Stephanie's huge cleavage. "I'll give you double what you asked for! Anything! Your both so unbelievably sexy." Herb licks his lips excitedly, closely watching the titty show. "Not bad... but not enough." Stephanie the hard bargainer. (Grinning wide) "Triple!" Herb quickly snaps back. "Hmmmmm." Stephanie takes her top off, pulling her huge, heaving jugs out of the tight confines of her overstuffed white bra. Kim licks all over em, fondling them, kissing every smooth, luscious fucking inch! Fuck! Sexy bitches! "Keep going. You're getting warmer... and so are we." Stephanie blows Herb a sexy kiss. The negotiations are going really well. Over in my office... "Fuck your mama! Pound that pussy, big daddy!" Another wife of mine... who just so happens to be my aunt... Beth (Beth Chapman) tells me, filming me fucking my perfect goddess of a mother (Kelly Madison) as she's bent over my desk, her hanging, massive, all natural 34G titties flopping wildly under her as I fuck her delectable, blonde landing strip topped milf pussy with my twelve inch meat missile. She takes it like champ. "GODDDDDDDDDDD!! FUCK ME, BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! GIVE ME THAT HUGE FUCKING COCKKKKKKKKKK!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Mama screams in pure unadulterated delight, squirting hard on my fat cock as it vigorously pummels up that vibrating milf cunt with relentless, pussy plowing power. "Come suck it, slut." I tell Beth, smirking, as she quickly comes over, handing me the camera. I film my gorgeous, huge titty blonde aunt/wife on her knees sucking my entire foot long rod down her throat. She bobs her head on it beautifully, devouring my entire massive cock with intense, cock crazed fervor. I cum deep down her throat, my right hand on her head, filming, as my mom smiles back at me, wiggling her gorgeous, supple ass at me. I slap it. She coos happily and blows me a big loving kiss. Beth eagerly gulps down my entire load, sucking me cum dry in record time. Beth jerks my cock, putting it at my mother's beautiful brown anus and rubbing it on it, spitting on my bulbous crown, rubbing it in. I push past mama's anal ring and slide happily up the ass fo the most gorgeous woman on earth. "Mmmmmmmmmm. I love your cock sliding up my ass, baby. It feels so fucking good! Mmmmmmmm." Mama smiles back at me, cooing with sexually charged delight. I smile so big, closing my eyes, very much enjoying every wonderful second of inching up her tightly clamping, warm, cozy rump. Beth takes the camera, tickling my big balls as she gets up to film. She stands behind me, filming around me, rubbing her 38F melons all over my very happy back. Her left hand is shaking my pierced left nipple as I groan uncontrollably in pure fucking ecstacy. I'm in sexual heaven and I fucking love it! And "Fuck your mother's ass, big daddy. Do it. Tell me how good it feels, dirty boy." Beth softly says into my ear in her sluttiest voice. She's so fucking sexy. I slap mama's ass. "UHHHH! Mmmmmmmmm." She digs it, biting her bottom lip, as my cock takes her ass nice and hard. The desk shakes, mama screams and creams, Beth films and plays with my hard pierced nips... and I... fuck my mama's ass at full speed for the next hour. I finish by double tit fucking the dream team of titty fucking. Mama and Beth push their massive melons together and pump away on my hard throbbing neat rocket. They each suck, lick and bite my massive crown, joyfully lapping up the slimy precum that shoots out. "FUCK!!" I cum, blasting wave after wave of thick, creamy semen all over my mother and aunt/wife's awesomely perfect melons and smiling, mega sexy faces. They lap up the flying semen, smiling so slutty up at me as I film it all. I smoke, smile and take in all the awesome sexual vibes permeating the air around me. Mama and Beth rub my spent cock all over their massive, jiggly jugs, smacking them with it. Then they playfully bite and suck on my twitching meat, enthusiastically lapping up any and all drops of jizz that may be left. "Say cheese." I smirk. "CHEESEEEEEEEEE!" Mama and Beth bluet out, laughing and smiling for the camera as they lovingly kiss and lick all over my very happy cock. ... "Such a nice cock, Herb. Mmmmmmm." Stephanie plays it up, bouncing on Herb's old, wrinkled cock. Kim is rubbing her DD jugs all over his face as he licks away at them, burying his face in her spectacular cleavage. Stephanie and Kim are closing the deal. They always do. Herb is fondling Stephanie's huge, heaving jugs as she bounces on him, facing away, pretending to be loving his small cock. Stephanie is used to mine so one half as big isn't her idea of a good time. She feels his cock throbbing in her pussy as it's ready to cum. "I love your big cock, Herb. Are you gonna cum for me? Cum Herb. Cum all over my big tits." Stephanie turns up the heat. Herb stands up, barely able to hold in his cum. Stephanie grabs it and slaps it on her huge tits, smirking up at Herb, who's ready to blast off. He sucks on Kim's tits as Stephanie skillfully jerks him off. "UHHHHHH... AHHHHHHHH... ARGHHHHHHH!" Herb grunts violently as he cums, splashing his watery jizz all over Stephanie's magnificent, heavy orbs. Stephanie jerks it all out, sticking out her tongue, lapping the air to tease Herb. He keeps grunting as Stephanie pulls his cock all the way up in her hand, squeezing it hard. She sees a small drop of jizz ooze out, glistening against Herb's wrinkled cock. Stephanie smirks again, earning in and lapping up the drop of cum, swallowing it down and smacking her luscious lips, looking right at Herb with her sluttiest, most sexually intense glare. That broad is fucking hot! "I'm glad we could reach an agreement. I think this is gonna be quite a successful... and pleasurable... relationship for us, Herb." Stephanie teases, jerking his cock some more. He groans so happily. Stephanie looks at Kim and smiles. Kim returns the smile. They know they hit a home run for our website and they're very happy about it. ... My dad's outta town so I head down to his office and run into his secretary Frau Farbissina (Austin Powers Movies). "Well hello, James. Handsome man." Frau greets me in her Eastern European accent. She kisses me... I squeeze her nice ass... then we head into my dad's office. A few minutes later, she's on her knees drinking my piss as I drink a beer. Damn weird ass beer my dad drinks. Frau smiles up at me, her mouth wide open as she merrily drinks my warm, salty... weird beer tinged... piss. She's filming it herself. I dump a huge load of piss into her thrust mouth. That damn weird beer really makes me piss. Ahhhhhhh. I love pissing. Especially in a chicks mouth. Nothing better. Frau wraps her sexy lips around my pissing rod and sucks me off, bobbing her short haired head on me as I keep pissing into her mouth. Frau drinks down my entire load of piss... think my entire load of cum. I hold her head and push, easing down her throat. She gags, but still swallow my cumming cock eagerly. I direct deposit my creamy wad right into her gullet. "Mmmmm.. That was DELCIOUS!!" She screams out, hitting the floor with her riding crop. Damn... I thought she only did that in the movies. Almost scared the crap outta me. Frau pays me $100 for my piss. Hey... I'm not gonna turn down money. I head out, down to the elevator. Spence is doggy fucking Gina in the elevator. He's filming it so it's cool. I start pissing in Gina's mouth as she gets Spence's doggy bone deep up her quivering cunt, her bug titites flopping as she gets fucked fast and hard. She enthusiastically drinks down my piss from a couple of feet away. I put every damn drop right into her wide open mouth. Nice aim. Spence is shaking, fucking Gina faster and faster. She cums right when he does. Spence howls and barks... still selling the doggy gimmick. I just keep pissing in Gina's thirsty mouth. That damn beer hit me hard. "Suck it baby." I tell Gina, walking over to her, holding my cock up for her. She sucks me beautifully, slobbering all over my fat rod, her lips clamping down hard on it, sucking ravenously on my massive meat missile. What a fucking day. I grin and smoke, loving the sum job my big titty elevator operator is giving me. I titty fuck Gina for a few. She wraps those gorgeous, natural cans around my fat meat and I pump away. She sucks my huge crown as I pound her titties. It feels so fucking good. I feed Gina my cum and she gulps it down with glee. I squeeze the fuck outta her beautiful fun bags as she eagerly sucks me cum dry. I suck her milk tits for a few, stuffing as much of em in my titty loving mouth as possible. I happily gorge myself on em, alternating tits sucking out that sweet milk, drinking it down and sucking hard for some more. Spence stands in the corner, barking and filming, panting away as I suck the day away on Gina's 36Ds. Just another day at Horndogs and Hoochies. A lot of new content to post. A new business partner. And Spence in his doggy costume. An all around successful day. "VERY SUCCESSFUL!!" Frau shouts out. Damn... I dig her, but she can curdle your damn milk in a heartbeat. Oh well... keep fucking and sucking. Peace... from all of us here at... "HORNDOGS AND HOOCHIES!!" We all shout out. Ha. 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  The Playboy Life Pt. 1 Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands me my rum and coke. "Thank you, sweetheart." "UHHHHHHHHH! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" Megan Rapinoe squirts all over my cock and balls. That sexy, blonde lesbian soccer player shoots more pussy cream than any chick I've ever seen. It bathes my massive rod and fat balls, shooting out the sides of her smashed out pussy as she rubs her fat, throbbing pink clit licking her lips right at me. Holy fuck! Her pussy clamps down on me so tight as she cums, it squeezes my hard throbbing rod like an anaconda. Mmmmm!!! My cock feels like it's gonna explode. Megan smiles mischievously, still rubbing her vibrating nubbin. I close my eyes, freaking loving the sweet sensations coming from my very happy, so fucking hard cock. Megan releases her grip on my cock, bouncing wildly on my rod right there in my first class seat. Amy, the hot stewardess is standing in the aisle, watching closely, smiling so lustfully at me. Her ample cleavage is spilling out of her skin tight white blouse. The other passengers are watching too. I love that shit. I have a private jet, but Megan and I are flying first class on this plane just so people can watch me fuck the USWNT flashy, cocky, blonde lesbian senseless. I get off on being watched... and so does she. Oh yeahhhhhhh. Megan sucks her finger playfully, teasing me, looking right at me with those powerful, slutty eyes. Her pussy slams up and down on my cock working it, jerking it off with that super wet, super tight, super beautiful lesbian snatch. She can sense me getting ready to pop. She squirts again, her pussy gripping me less tight this time, massaging me quickly with all that sweet pussy cream lubing the way. I squeeze her gorgeous, small but very perky tits. Megan pulled them outta her white tube top so I could suck em silly earlier. They have big ass suck marks all over em from my earlier titty work. I squeeze em so hard as I pump my thick, creamy load right up that gorgeous, drenched, totally clean shaven... and still squirting... pussy. Megan smirks, giggling and pulling my pierced nipples as I fill her with my jizzy cream. "Mmmmmmmm.... Mmmmmmmm.... Mmmmmmmmm!!!! Fill me up, baby. Mmmmmhmmmmmm." Megan teases in her sluttiest, most cum crazed voice. She absolutely loves my jizz. She leans in and starts licking and biting my neck, shaking my pierced nips, making me groan uncontrollably. Megan laughs in my ear, enjoying teasing and pleasing me. She licks intensely all over my face, playfully biting me too. We kiss, our tongues fucking hard. God, that broad can kiss! I groan so fucking happily as she sucks so damn hard on my tongue, licking it, then ravenously sucking it like she sucks my fat cock. Megan pulls Amy in for a kiss. I smirk, watching them swap spit, Megan manhandling Amy's DD jugs. Megan pulls me in too, for a three way kiss. Our tongues are dancing, wildly fucking. Megan sucks my tongue better than it's ever been sucked before. She's a hardcore, suck and fuck machine for sure. Horny as fuck... and wild as fuck too. Damn.... I love that chick. Megan climbs off of me, then kneels in the floor, sucking my cock clean, loudly popping her mouth off of my now soft cock every time she sucks it. I grin to ear and take pics. Amy joins Megan, both blonde babes tag teaming my insanely happy dick, sucking me completely cum dry, licking all over the huge, mushroom head. Megan bites my head, making me groan in utter delight. She smiles deviously around my fat cock, sucking me so beautifully as Amy sucks my balls. I start pissing, feeding the women's national team soccer hero so much warm, yellow piss. Megan laughs and smirks, winking up at me, loving me pissing in her mouth. She licks all under the sensitive head, driving me crazy with sexual glee as I take pics. Megan poses for em, throwing up a peace sign as she vigorously sucks my pissing cock, then a double middle finger salute as she leans her head back, her mouth stuffed so full of fat cock, joyously drinking every drop of piss I shoot in her wildly slutty mouth. Megan drinks down every drop, sucking me dry, then licking and kissing every single inch of my happily drained dick. Megan kisses Amy again, then pulls Amy's big titties out of her white blouse and gorges herself on them. I keep taking pics, as Megan strokes my soft shaft and sucks mightily on those big, firm jugs. She motorboats em, making Amy moan and smile contently. I think I've found one of my newest and most favorite sluts... Megan Rapinoe. She and I were made for each other. We all three kiss, then Megan heads to the restroom, getting a big ovation from the other passengers. She takes a bow and winks at me. I chuckle. Amy fixes her uniform and heads to the back. I sit there and relax, my cock still out of my black leather pants. The other passengers give me an ovation too. I throw up a peace sign and close my eyes, grinning. A fun ass flight. ....... "OK... PERFECT. RIGHT THERE." Penny (The Big Bang Theory) tells the crew putting in the new, THE SEX FARM, neon sign. "That looks awesome, Penny." My wife Kim Kardashian tells my girl. "Yeah. It's pretty fucking awesome." Penny looks the sign over, arms folded under her breasts. She's wearing a pink thong bikini. Kim stands behind her and pulls Penny's gorgeous tits out for the crew to ogle. "THERE YOU GO GUYS. GREAT JOB." Kim says laughing, playing with Penny's tits from behind. The crew let's out a huge, raucous cheer and wolf whistles. "SHOW YOUR TITS! SHOW YOUR TITS!" The crew chants at Kim. They're horny for two flashers. "Yeah... show your tits, sweetie." Penny looks back at Kim, giggling. Kim steps beside Penny and pull her DDs out of her flesh colored, one piece skimpy swimsuit. More raucous cheers and wolf whistles from the appreciative crew. Kim giggles. She and Penny grope each other's gorgeous breasts to entertain the crew. "LET'S FUCK! LET'S FUCK!" The horny ass crew chants. "SO YOU GUYS WANT A GANGBANG, HUH?" Penny asks, looking and smirking at Kim. Both honeys jump up and down for the crew. Nothing nicer than some good titty jiggling. "SORRY... MAYBE LATER." Penny throws some water on their horny fire, teasingly shrugging her shoulders. The sign crew is defeated in their sexually charged attempt so they disappointedly boo and chant, "PLEASE! PLEASE! GIVE US PUSSY! GIVE US PUSSY!" Penny and Kim laugh, looking at each other. Penny leans over and furthers the teasing, slowly licking Kim's luscious left tit. More loud cheering and chanting, YOU NEED DICK! YOU NEED DICK!" Penny and Kim share a good laugh again. "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. WE BOTH NEED SOME UP OUR ASS TOO." Penny taunts the cheering crew, shaking her perfectly shaped ass at the super horny crew. She slaps Kim's ass too, turning her to face the crew, then pulling her bikini bottom into Kim's ass crack. Kim shakes that world famous rump while Penny slaps it repeatedly, driving the crew crazy with sexual fury. The cheer and whistle even louder. Kim and Penny enjoy the attention... then they wave bye and walk off, leaving the horny ass crew with big ass blue balls. "PLEASE DON'T GO!" Chants rain down on them from the crew, but Penny and Kim just teasingly shrug their shoulders and blow kisses, giggling at each other, knowing how great they are at cock teasing. "Is that Spence (The King Of Queens)?" Kim asks Penny. She spots my cousin behind one of the buildings here at The Sex Farm. "Yep. Is he jacking off?" Penny squints, her right hand shading her, trying to see what my comic book obsessed... and booty obsessed... cousin is up to. Kim and Penny walk quietly over to Spence, who's leaning against the back of one of the wood buildings, his left arm bracing himself as he jerks off with his right. "BOO!" Penny scares Spence. He lunges backwards in awkward surprise, his dick still in his hand. "Penny... Kim... you uh... you scared me!" Spence announces, sweating, trying to gather himself. "Yeah, sweetie... just checking to see if you were jerking off... and... that's a big 10-4." Penny smirks, giving Spence a mocking look. She looks at Kim, both babes look fucking awesome in their swimsuits. They stand there, arms folded. Penny blows a bubble, popping it and grinning wide, teasing ol Spence about his jerking off fun. "Oh.... yeah... sorry." Spence starts to put his ten and a half inch, uncircumsized dick back in his black and yellow Batman swim trunks. Penny stops him as Kim watches, smiling, that perfect face glowing in the warm sun. "No need to stop on our account. Yum. Such a nice, big dick." Penny shakes her eyebrows at Spence, turning up the cock teasing heat a couple of notches. She grabs his veiny, hooded cock and jerks it slowly, watching it grow and throb in her hand. The foreskin completely covers the spongey knob, then is rolled back slowly when Penny pushes her hand toward Spence's crotch. Kim watches too, reaching over to slap Penny's voluptuous ass. She squeezes and shakes it too, further turning up the cock teasing heat on Spence. He swallows hard, groaning excitedly at Penny's handjob. "Can I please squeeze your ass, Kim?" Spence gulps hard and asks. He's sweating profusely, trying not to cum. Stamina is not his strong suit... so it's a battle. Kim slaps and squeezes Penny's very supple ass again, making her coo in delight as she slowly jerks on Spence's now rock hard rod, trembling cock. Penny leans over and licks Kim's glossy, luscious lips. "Well... since you said please. OK." Kim turns away from Spence and leans over slightly, pushing her amazingly bodacious booty out for him to grope. Spence licks his lips merrily, groaning again from Penny's slow, methodical handjob. She knows full well about his lack of stamina. Penny squeezes the head to slow down Spence's excitement. She tickles his fat balls to test his endurance. He cheerfully grunts, but doesn't cum, so he passes. Spence grabs Kim's ass with both hands and squeezes away. He enjoys every awesome second of playing with the greatest ass on earth. Spence slaps it. Kim looks back at him and winks. He slaps it again, harder. Kim moans contently. Spence grins a shit eating grin, roughly squeezing and shaking that awesomely curvy, silky smooth booty. He slaps it again. He cock lunges in Penny's hand from the excitement. "Looks like he's really enjoy your ass, Kim. Such a big cock. Mmmmm." Penny watches the long dick glide through her fingers as she jerks it, picking up the pace. "OH NY GOD... I'M GONNA CUM!" Spence announces, his cock throbbing big time in Penny's hand. It's pouring precum which Penny uses as lube. He squeezes Kim's booty with both hands, closes his eyes and cums. It shoots out, splattering Kim's magnificent ass. Penny jerks the cumming cock as fast as she can, draining it of it's jizzy contents. Spence breathes deep when he finishes cumming, sweating profusely, grinning and wiping his brow. "Whew! That was great. Thanks ladies." Spence starts to walk off, but Penny pulls him back by his cock. "Wait a minute, sweetie. You made a mess on Kim's gorgeous ass... so..." Penny gives Spence a stern look, raising her right eyebrow at him. Spence debates what she means for a moment, but quickly realizes what he has to do. He kneels down and starts licking his cum off of Kim's super shapely ass, making sure to clean it completely. Kim shakes her booty at Spence, smirking, enjoying the ass licking. Penny chuckles, enjoying the show. She loves to bust Spencer's balls... and she loves to dominate him... and others. "Do it right, bitch boy! Don't miss a drop! Lick that gorgeous ass, you little cum weasel!" Penny orders Spence, grabbing his head and rubbing it all over Kim's cum stained, shaking booty. Kim stops shaking it, carting right in Spence's pasty white face. She giggles, knowing she's making Penny laugh. Spence has a fart fetish anyway, so he enjoys it. Penny puts her ass to Spence's face and farts on it. Spence groans approvingly, basking in the sweet scent. "Take those farts, you weasel! Your our bitch! Our fart and cum bitch! Do a good job and you might get a reward. Only if you do a real good job though. DO IT, BITCH!" Penny rubs her ass on Spence's and farts again, so does Kim. Spence's cock gets hard again, loving all that farting ass in his face. Once he finishes cleaning Kim's ass of his thick cum, Spence starts jerking his cock, slowly, not wanting to cum so quick again. He eagerly licks in Penny's ass crack, running his tongue all the way up and down the smooth, tasty crevice. Penny farts again, rubbing her luscious ass all over Spence's goofy grinning, happy face. Penny reaches over and plays with Kim's full tits, pulling them down and squeezing them hard, rubbing the rock hard, brown nips quickly with her thumbs. Kim bites her bottom lip, and reaches over and squeezes Penny's right, super perky tit. She kisses Penny as they happily play with each other's heaving breasts. Penny farts in Spence's face once more, moaning merrily into Kim's mouth as they kiss. "Good bitch!" Penny tells a very happy Spence. She licks, then sucks Kim's left DD tit. "For your reward... hmmmm..." Penny thinks it over, winking at Kim. "You may tit fuck one of us... but only one. So... which pair of tits shall it be?" Penny smirks, shaking her eyebrows at Kim. She plays with Kim's tits while Spence thinks it over. He licks his lips, gawking at both, very beautiful pairs of breasts. "I wanna fuck Kim's tits." Spence stands up, shaking his erect cock. It's long and ready for action. Penny and Kim look at each other and smile, giggling as they kiss. They both kneel down in front of Spence. Penny grabs his hard cock and puts it between Kim's lush, firm tits. Kim wraps her glorious breasts around that hard, veiny meat and pumps his dick with em. Spence fucks her tits too. Penny plays with his big, hanging balls as he fucks away at Kim's tits. Penny leans over and licks Kim's right tit, tickling Spence's thumping balls as he pounds those awesome Kardashian jugs. "FUCK.... HERE IT CUMS!" Spence blurts out, then shoots his thick wad onto Kim's breasts as she holds them up for him to cum on. Four thick globs of slimy semen blast out of that big dick, covering Kim's succulent jugs, dripping very slowly off each extended nipple. Penny grabs Spence's long cock and jerks it, smacking it on Kim's cum covered tits. She kisses Kim, then grabs the towel Spence has hanging from his pocket and wipes Kim's cum covered tits clean. She tosses the cum towel at Spence's face, chuckling, teasing him again. Penny licks the last drop of cum hanging from Spence's softening cock, gulping it down. "Mmmm... you do have some tasty cum, sweetie... or bitch boy!" Penny laughs, smacking her lips, smiling at Kim. They stand up and fix their swimsuits. "See ya later... keep that cock ready." Penny teases, waving at Spence as she and Kim walk off, leaving Spence to breathe deep and grin his pasty white ass off. When I get to The Sex Farm, I take a tour with another wife of mine, huge titty, mature blonde goddess Beth Chapman... who just so happens to be my aunt also. She's awesome. One of the best fucks ever. Some of the greatest tits ever... and a wonderful boss bitch sweetheart. I smile whenever we're together. Beth is driving me around in my pimped out golf cart. We're checking out what's going on around The Sex Farm. It's a wonderful, relaxing place. I'm a sex addict. A really rich one. A really good looking rich one... with a really big dick, so it's pretty freaking easy for me to get laid. But like I said... I'm a sex addict. I'm always fucking. I'm like a shark... a sex shark. Sharks spend their whole lives swimming. I spend my whole life fucking... I think I have it much better than them by the way. All my women and friends come over and hang out at The Sex Farm. We film porn. We teach sex. We throw sex parties... all kinds of em. And of course... we fuck. All kinds of freaky, hedonistic fuck fun. It's like a hippie commune, but for sex freaks... and I'm the freaky leader. All hail James... and my huge cock of awesome. We stop for a minute. Beth pulls over under a big tree. Nice and shady. I whip out my always ready to roll cock and Beth pulls up her skin tight blue top and pulls out those simply spectacular, all natural 38Fs. She wraps em around my cock and pumps away, fucking my throbbing dick with em, licking and biting my bulbous crown as it glides quickly across those luscious, glistening lips. Beth's huge tits are so soft and heavy and comfy. I groan repeatedly, smiling with so much love for my woman. Beth sucks me off and titty fucks my cock. I enjoy every awesome second, my precum bathing Beth's quick licking tongue. She gulps it down, moaning her happy taste approval. She sucks me faster, pumping me with such intense, powerful lust. I pop in her mouth, my thick, creamy jizz pouring out all over her tongue, splattering the back of her throat, being quickly gulped down by my blonde beauty. I put my hand on the back of Beth's beautiful, wavy blonde haired head and pump hard into her intensely sucking mouth. She drinks down every slimy drop with pure animal desire and cum happy abandon. "God, I love your cum, big daddy. I could eat it all day every day. Yum!" Beth sucks really hard on my softening head, pulling hard on it with her mouth, shaking her head wildly as she sucks and pulls. She pops her mouth off if it loudly and dramatically, loving my cock so fucking much. It loves her right freaking back. I play with those heavy hooters of hers, squeezing and shaking them roughly, rubbing the puffy pink nips faster and faster as I manhandle my favorite pair of gigantic melons ever. Beth's tits occupy a lot of my fantasy time. I fuck so much that I don't need to fantasize about anything, but I still do... for the pure, horny fun of it. We kiss passionately... and I continue my titty molesting of Beth's awesomely bodacious boobs. "Mmmmmmmmm. Play with my titties, big daddy. I love it!" I grant Beth her wish, roughly manhandling those titty mountains, slapping and squeezing them, pulling, twisting and shaking her fat nips so damn hard. We keep kissing, our tongues fucking. Beth sits in my lap and slides my now hard cock up her smooth, lush, ultra creamy, blonde pussy riding me like a hall of fame champ. My hands never leaver her glorious tits, slapping, squeezing and massaging those amazingly soft but hefty hooters. We keep kissing as we fuck, making the golf cart almost tip over from the fierce cock riding Beth is bestowing upon me. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDDDDD... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Beth squirts vigorously onto my thumping cock. We keep kissing as Beth massages my huge, hard as steel dick with her vibrating, soaked, mature snatch. The golf cart rocks big time. I turn up the stereo... Hatebreed... metal and pussy, fun times. Hell yeah. I squeeze Beth's big ol booty as I suck ravenously on those huge hooters, motorboating the hell outta em, sucking as much of that luscious titty flesh into my huge titty obsessed mouth as I possibly can. Beth plays with my blonde cornrows, hugging my head to her very ample chest. I grunt and cum, pumping that trembling twat totally full of my thick, sweet cum. "Mmmmmmmmm..... Oh...... yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!" Beth leans her head back, loving the cum exposing in her pussy. We smile and kiss, Beth's arms wrapped lovingly around my neck. She playfully grinds those awesome jugs on my pierced nipples, driving me wild with intense, lust driven sensations. "Goddddddddd! Feels so Goddddddddd, babyyyyyyyyyy!!!" I groan cheerfully, so loving every freaking awesome second. ....... A little later... "OK boy. Find a place to pee." Penny is taking Spence out for a walk. He's wearing his dalmatian dog costume. We're really big into cosplay around here. It's a big part of the parties and porn we film. All kinds of costumes. Spence has a dog costume, a bigfoot costume, a gimp, a teddy bear... he stays busy with all the party and porn fucking going on. We all stay busy with it to be honest. It's fuck o clock 24/7 in our lives. Spence sniffs around, on all fours, living the gimmick. "Ruff ruff." Spence barks, wagging the tail on his costume, a happy doggy look on his face as he pants and sticks his tongue out. "OK, boy... go ahead and pee." Penny instructs Spence. He obeys, lifting his right leg, peeing towards some bushes. His big weiner points at the shrubs and let's loose with the pee storm. Spence pants and pisses, really selling the doggy gimmick. His big floppy ears on his costume bend down and hang, flopping as he walks. "Wow... you pee a lot, don't you, boy?" Penny plays the hot master really well too. She's got on hot pink short shorts and a white tank top... no bra. Her long blonde hair is in pigtails. She's also wearing a white and pink SLUT trucker hat. Kinda appropriate, huh? (Laughing) Penny stands there, holding Spence's leash as he keeps peeing. She blows a big bubble with her gum and pops it, chewing the gum some more as she waits on Spence to finish. "Hey Penny." Another if my hot wives, ESPN big titty hottie Sarah Spain greets Penny, stopping to watch... and laugh at... the spectacle by the bushes. The two super babes stand there, arms folded under their boobs and chit chat, watching Spence pissing... which he still is. He loaded up on Redbull and beer... both make him piss a lot. Sarah is wearing the same outfit as Penny, just a blue Cubs hat and blue short shorts. Both are smoking hot. Both can fuck your brains out too. I know how to pick em for sure. Spence surprises Penny, grabbing her leg and humping it, still pissing. They playfully tussle. "Bad doggy! Bad boy!" Sarah slaps Spence's ass through his doggy costume, chuckling and shaking her head in sexual amusement as she does. Spence gets Penny down on her hands and knees. She laughs, not putting up much of a fight... she's just as horny as he is. Spence starts dry humping Penny through her shorts, staining them with him piss. Penny moans in delight, reaching under her to rub her throbbing clit through those hot shorts. "I think he's in heat, Penny. It looks like you're gonna have to fuck him to calm him down. He needs the sexual release." Spence's nods excitedly, panting like crazy and loving that idea. Sarah can barely get the words out before breaking out laughing. She grabs Spence's doggy tail and pulls it. Spence reaches behind him and grabs Sarah's huge tit, squeezing it hard as he eagerly yanks down Penny's shorts... with some help from her. Sarah slaps Spence's doggy paw, knocking it off her luscious, hefty tit. Spence grabs it again. Sarah just jets him grope her tit. Her nipple hardens from the rough titty squeezing. Penny reaches under her and grabs Spence's piss dribbling cock, sliding it up her already wet pussy. Spence starts fucking, still dribbling piss inside Penny's super slick snatch... doggy style. Ruff ruff. Spence is in hrony dog heaven, fucking Penny silly and playing with Sarah's big tit. He squeezes and shakes it roughly, grinning his goofy doggy ass off, panting wildly, his tongue sticking out. He starts barking, his cock loving Penny's wet honey hole, his hand loving Sarah's big luscious tit. "FUCK!!! FUCK ME DOGGY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" Penny squirts. Her pussy tightens around Spence's long rod as she cums, making Spence grunt violently and cum himself. He howls and barks as he cums, making Sarah and Penny laugh hysterically. Penny fervidly rubs her trembling clit as she and Spence both finish cumming. "Good boy." Penny tells Spence, smiling and taking a deep breath. He sweats and pants, still grinning his pasty white, wannabe dalmatian ass off. "What in the world?" Kim asks, laughing as she walks up to the others. "Just taking Spence for a walk. Isn't that right, boy?" Penny asks him in her playfully cheesy doggy owner voice. "Ruff ruff." Spence barks in agreement, panting excitedly with his tongue out. Kim and Sarah look at each other and laugh. Spence's hand is still squeezing Sarah's tit. "I think he likes your boobs, Sarah." Kim remarks, giggling at the whole scene. Sarah slaps Spence's horny hand off her huge, heaving tit, making Spence whine like a sad dog. Kim, Sarah and Penny all laugh and shake their very beautiful heads at Spence's intense, over the top dedication to his horny doggy character. ... Beth sucks me again as I stand by the big tree and smoke. She's sucking down a huge load of piss as I blaze up this fat blunt. Oh my God... I love pissing in a gorgeous woman's mouth. I absolutely fucking love it. I watch Beth lovingly look up at me, playing with her huge melons, as she fervently sucks my fat throbbing dick, happily drinking down every last drop of warm urine in me. Beth freaking loves my piss. She enthusiastically drinks it every single day, usually multiple times. I'm always fucking her in some way I just can't get enough of her huge titty, gorgeous self. Fuck! She turns me on so damn muchhhhhhhhh! I finish pissing in Beth's mouth, then immediately cum from her suckling and the sweet sensations of her drinking my piss. I dump a huge load of fat, thick, gooey cream into that expertly suckling, cum crazed mouth. Beth bobs her beautiful blonde head on me faster and faster, ravenously licking and suckling me so fucking hard, merrily draining me of every single drop of sweet jizz in me. I just stand there under the shady tree, calmly and confidently... pimp style... and smoke, going over my awesome life in my head as I Iook out over The Sex Farm... and very much enjoy Beth suckling me cum and piss clean. I grin big... and chill... loving my life so very much. Next episode the lovely, lusty ladies of wrestling hang out at The Sex Farm... and we all visit my dad's (Dr Evil) evil headquarters in the very evil Beverly Hills. (Big smirk)... My horny as fuck family join in the perverted fun too. See ya next time. Peace. (Mic drop walk off, smoking some good shit) By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  Cuck City Short story about cuckolding... Kelly Madison and Ryan Madison... and Me "Sit there and watch, bitch!" Kelly smacks Ryan in the face, pulling his head back, spitting right in his fucking face. "You're gonna sit there and watch James fuck me. A real man with a real cock, you little dick bitch!" Kelly smacks him again, then walks over to me. She's wearing a black latex bodysuit. Holes for her huge tits, her pussy and her ass. Tall latex boots. That long, flowing blonde hair accentuating her perfect, plus 50 face. She's tall, thin and stacked like a brick shithouse. She rubs my pierced nipples and licks my lips, letting her dopey husband watch everything. Ryan is tied in a chair, a ball gag in his mouth. He's nude, having to watch his wife get fucked by her new man... me. I'm taking the bitch. He's not man enough for her so I'm taking her. I've been fucking her behind his back forever anyway. He's so clueless, he was totally shocked when Kelly told him about us. He cried when she told him she was leaving him for me. This is his goodbye present. Ha. Keely kneels down in front of me, licking all over my massive, twelve inch cock. Ryan lowers his head, not wanting to watch. I laugh. Kelly engulfs my cock sucking me in, dragging her thick, luscious lips slowly up and down my fat shaft, her saliva pouring out everywhere. I grab her blonde head and fuck her face. I spit over at Ryan. He cries. I laugh as he watches me fuck his soon to be ex wife's gorgeous mouth. She smiles up at me around my cock, loving giving herself to me. Kelly flips off Ryan as he watches. We both laugh at the pathetic piece of shit. Kelly happily bobs her head on my cock, shaking it wildly as she sucks me. We both give Ryan the finger, laughing hard at him. I grunt. Kelly pulls off of my cock and opens wide, her tongue totally outstretched. I cum hard into her mouth, my thick, slimy jizz shooting out in thick globs into Kelly's cum craving mouth. She makes sure Ryan can see everything. When I finish cumming, Kelly looks at him and opens wide, showing him her mouthful of my cum. She ravenously swallows it down, licking and smacking her lips, opening them again to show her bitch hubby that she swallowed it all down. She spits over at him again, mockingly laughing at him. Kelly get up and walks over to Ryan, smacking his face repeatedly. She spits on him and mocks him. She then walks back to me and bends over, reaching back to spread her sweet, slick labia for me. I smack my still hard cock on it, then slide all the way inside. Kelly's beautiful eyes roll back in her head as I inch all the way up her tight clamping cunt. Ryan starts fucking crying again. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" I yell at him as I reach under Keely and squeeze her massive, 34G tits as they hang down below her. I pound her pussy hard and fast, squeezing those perfect hooters so fucking hard. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE, BABYYYYYYYYY!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK, JAMESSSSSSSSSSS!!" Kelly screams and creams, squirting all over my cock. I pull out and rub my throbbing cock on Kelly's leaking pussy. I push against her super tight rosebud and slide up her tight, warm, welcoming ass. I fuck Kelly's supple ass, doggy style, as her bitch ass husband watches, crying like a punk ass bitch, watching a real man use and abuse his wife, knowing she fucking loves it all! I booty bang Kelly for fifteen minutes. She squirts twice, drenching me and the floor. I pull out and Kelly wheels around, eagerly kneeling in front of me. She spits on my cock and wraps those luscious hooters around my hard throbbing meat missile. Kelly pumps my fat meat with her super phat tits, pumping faster and faster. I squeeze em and start pounding em myself. "Watch a real man fuck my tits... HIS TITS!" Kelly mocks her crying bitch of a husband. "I'm all yours, baby. I'm your bitch. Use me any way you want, James. I belong to you now." Kelly blows me kisses as I pound her super soft, heavy, all natural jugs. "YOU HEAR THAT, BITCH? I BELONG TO JAMES NOW! I'M HIS BITCH! I'M DONE WITH YOU, BITCH! FUCK OFF!" Kelly spits on her husband again. He cries uncontrollably, knowing his woman is now my woman. I cum all over Kelly's, gorgeous, smiling face. My thick jizz splatters all over that perfect face. Fuck! She's sexy! I start pissing all over Kelly's face and tits. She loves it, smiling so bright, blowing me sweet kisses as my warm piss rains down on her sexually charged face and tits. "LOOK AT THAT, BITCH BOY! I'M PISSING ALL OVER MY BITCH... MY BITCH! SHE'S ALL MINE, PUNK!" I yell at the pathetic, crying pile of mush in the chair. I spit at him again, enjoying pissing all over Kelly. Ahhhhhh. She opens up and drinks down the last of my piss. Kelly's sucks me piss dry, shaking her head wildly as she sucks me, making sure to suck out every yellow drop of salty urine in me. I help her up and we kiss, both flipping off Ryan, walking out of the room. I push his head as I walk by. He keeps crying, begging Kelly not to leave him. She just laughs at his punk ass and walks out with me, her arms happily around me. Kelly and I get married. We're gonna have a wonderful, happy... and freaky sex filled life from now on. Cuckolding her former husband was fun... maybe not for him... but it definitely was for us. 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  Slutty Real Estate Ch. 4 My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) is enjoying her new side job... real estate agent. She's getting really good at it. When you look like she does, it makes thing a whole lot easier. Great tits and ass, beautiful face... not minding a little fuck and suck to seal the deal. She's actually decided to stop doing that. She feels guilty putting out to sell her properties and not telling me about it. I find out anyway. I don't really mind it, money is money, but I understand if she doesn't wanna go that route anymore. The new Penny is at a property in Hollywood. A condo. A potential buyer named Bill is running late. Penny looks at her self in the living room mirror. Long blonde hair. Black jacket, red silk blouse... only unbuttoned to the top of her very perky breasts... black mini skirt and heels. She looks hot, but also professional. Exactly the look she was going for. Bill finally walks in. Penny looks at him and chuckles under her breath. He's wearing a flashy Hawaiian shirt and baggy dress shorts. He takes his sunglasses off and belches. Penny sees this might be a long day. She's determined though, to be as professional as possible... and still make the sale. "Hello...Bill is it? I'm Penny." She shakes Bills sweaty, clammy hand. Penny sighs to herself and covertly wipes her hand off on the lower side of her jacket, not wanting Bill to notice. "Wow... you're hot, baby. When are we gonna fuck?" Bill's brazen question throws Penny off momentarily. "Excuse me? What? Why would you ask something like that? I'm just here to hopefully sell you this condo... that's all!" Penny makes her point strongly. She shakes her head and folds her arms under her breasts, looking disgusted at the fat, older sleazeball potential buyer. "I've heard about you. You're the chick that puts out to sell the house. That's why I'm here, baby. I like the condo, but I like you a lot more." Bill belches again, drinking a beer, looking around and scratching his fat ass through his shorts. "Well...sorry to disappoint you, but that's not me... anymore. I'm here to sell you this condo, hopefully. That's all, OK? I don't do that stuff anymore. So if you're not really interested in actually buying the condo, then we should just end this right here and now." Penny shakes her head again, so turned off and offended by the fat sleazeball and his disgusting vibe. "Calm down, honey. I'm interested. I promise. I'm looking for a place in Hollywood. Show me around sweetness." Bill walks past Penny, brushing her off. Penny wants to punch him, but thinks better of it. She reluctantly decides to maintain her professionalism and show him the condo. As they look from room to room, Bill gets hands with Penny. He gropes her ass. Penny starts to punch him... or as she would say, "go all Nebraska on his ass" but she puts up with it. He brushes his bulge against Penny's ass once in the upstairs bedroom as she bends over to show him the closet. Penny notices it's a very large bulge, but she's still disgusted by the fat sleazeball. In the master bathroom, PENNY notices Bill's bulge is even bugger than she thought. He's rock hard in his baggy shorts. Penny checks it out, but quickly snaps out of her cock stare before Bill sees her. He does rub it, right in front of her, not caring if he offends her or not. He belches again as they leave the bathroom, right in Penny's face as she passes him, making Penny wanna "go all Nebraska on him" again. Penny's begins to think Bill isn't interested in buying the condo when he keeps texting on his phone, ignoring her. She realizes she's gonna have to turn on her sexy charm a little to peak his interest. Penny u buttons a couple of buttons on her blouse and swallow hard, realizing she's gonna have to actually be nice to the belching asshole. "So Bill... do you like the condo? I think you would have all kinds of fun here. All kinds of kinky fun." Penny gives him a sweet, slutty smile. Bill puts his phone down. Penny wonders if she made the right decision when she sees his cock jump in his shorts. She wonders to herself, how could such a disgusting, fat scumbag have such a big, beautiful cock. Bill strokes it in his shorts. Penny stares, not noticing that Bill is very confidently smirking, knowing Penny is staring at his fat cock. "Well..." Bill reaches over and gropes Penny's tits through her blouse. She tries to keep her smile, but inside she wants to beat the shit outta him. "I do enjoy kinky fun. All kinds of it." Billy unzips his baggy shorts and pulls out a massive cock. Penny's eyes almost explode, staring at it. She doesn't even realize Bill is still groping her tits. "Wanna suck it, baby? We both know you do." Bill belches and laughs mockingly. Penny doesn't see or hear anything cause she's in a cock daze. She's staring hard at a dick that must be 13 inches long and wider than her forearm. Penny is a big time, big cock whore so she can't stop staring at... and drooling over... it. Bill rips her blouse open, pawing at her white lace bra, pulling her very perky 32C tits out of it. Penny finally snaps outta her cock daze. "Holy crap on a cracker! That's a huge fucking cock!" Penny blurts out. "Sure is, baby." Bill puts his right hand on Penny's head and pushes her down to her knees. Penny just gives up her new professional attitude, giving in to her deepest, darkest, carnal desires. She attacks that massive rod with cock craving fury, sucking it hard and deep. Bill holds Penny's head in place and pounds down her throat, making her gag hard. He pulls out and Penny pukes. Bill shoves back in and fucks her throat even harder. Penny gives in and surrenders her throat to that massive cock. "Here it cums, bitch!" Bill dumps a fat load of slimy cum right down Penny's gullet. She drinks it down, moaning in delight as she's drinking it, loving being dominated. Bill ass fucks Penny as she's bent over the couch, her mini skirt still on. He rips her black stocking off and pounds the fuck outta that gorgeous, firm ass. "FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSS!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Penny squirts hard, taking thirteen inches of fat dick up her gaped out butt. Bill slaps it hard. Penny moans and smiles in delight. He pulls her hair and pummel her ass even harder, the couch shaking. Bill grunts and pulls out. Penny wheels around and kneels down, her mouth wide open, her tongue stretched out as far as possible. "Take that nut, whore! Filthy, bitch!" Bill spits in Penny's face, jerking his fat monster. Penny smiles happily, loving the sexual degradation. Bill cums in Penny's mouth and all over her gorgeous, smiling face. He doesn't even give her time to lick her face clean. Bill starts pissing all over it. Penny just smiles and drinks the cum and piss, giving in to Bill's domination. Her disgust for him has turned into intense desire and lust. "I'll take it, bitch. You gotta come by once a week though. Have that ass ready for me each time." Bill smirks, shaking his cock onto Penny's drenched face. Penny nods, smiling, realizing she's a slut. She's not a professional, no sex bitch. She's a slutty ass, sex all the time bitch. Slutty Real Estate is her thing and she's happy about it. By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  The World's Most Beautiful Pervert "They look so beautiful together." "Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks." "It runs in the family." "Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass." "Heyyyyy!" "Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not." "Heyyy... that's not fair. I'm not an ugly motherfucker. I do have a big dick though." "Yeah, well... you're a big dick, ugly ass white motherfucker, anyway. I still ain't got no clue how you're related to them. Musta been a drunk ass stork that delivered your ugly white ass to the wrong house, or something." "C'mon, Wanda. Your so mean." "Tellin tha damn truth though. Lucky for you, you got that big ass dick. Crazy ass whiteboy." My smart-ass, funny as hell maid, Wanda Sykes is a one cool ass chick. Funny as hell. I dig her. She's arguing with my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens). Anyway... we're all in my basement for a photoshoot. My mom (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) and I are spooning on the sofa, mama's all natural 34G titties hanging out of her thin, gray hooded top as I play with em and softly kiss her neck. My mother is my queen. The most gorgeous woman on earth, and the love of my life. Yeah... I'm most definitely a mama's boy. People always tell us how hot we look together. Not being too cocky but, chicks go crazy for me. They throw themselves at me. Good thing I'm a helluva good catcher. I can get any chick to do anything I want... and I mean anything. It's a gift. A damn fun one. "Love you, sweetheart." Mama gently rubs my face with such sweet love, and kisses me as I grope her titties, squeezing em for dear life. I rub her rock hard pink nips with my thumbs as I squeeze those totally awesome, hefty mounds of awesomeness. Mmmmm. I'm obsessed with my mother's 34Gs. I slyly slide my mothers thin, light gray sweatpants down and ease my fat ass cock up her pussy. "UMPHHHH! Mmmmmmmmm." Mama is pleasantly surprised. As the photographer and everyone else take a break and talk, I fuck my mother's perfectly juicy and tight clamping pussy, squeezing her huge hooters as we kiss. Mama moans into my mouth as I thrust quick up her pussy, rubbing her very perky, vibrating clit as my cock plunges faster and faster up her pussy in and out, faster, with such love and hardcore lust. Mama squirts, softly screaming into my mouth, softly biting down on my tongue as she sucks it. I grip those huge, heaving tits and fuck her faster, faster, faster, faster... andddddddddd.... faster. We writhe and moan and groan on that yellow, flower print sofa as Wanda watches and plays with herself. Spence drools, rubbing his huge rod in his skin tight, blue spandex tights. Mama smiles, turned on that were being watched. Her nipples are so damn hard, I rub em fast as I squeeze the fuck outta her 34Gs. Mama squirts again, her gaped out pussy splashing my massive rod with her sweet, loving, mama cream, right as I cum dump hard and fast into her trembling, milf twat. God, it feels so good. Mama sucks off my tongue, moaning in orgasmic delight as we have a big ass mutual Big O. My jizz pumps out in thick, gooey globs, one after the other, into her hard spasming, totally drenched pussy. I shake those awesome titties and roughly grope em, pulling and rubbing her rock hard, trembling nips. I love fucking my mother. She's my sex goddess queen forever. The truest love of my life. I pull out of my mother's cum pouring twat and rub against her rosebud. She smiles as we kiss, giggling, knowing what I want. "Do it." Mama encourages me. She's so sweet. I push deep up mama's tight ass, inching slowly up her warm dark tunnel. "GODDDDDDDDD!!! I love your huge cock in my ass, baby!" Mama licks my tongue, kissing me deeply, moaning with such intense love for me... and my cock. I fuck my mother's ass for a bit... not to cum in it... but... I start pissing. "Mmmmmmmmm. Yessssssssssss!" Mama loves it. The sudden warm rush of piss up her tight, vibrating ass excites and delights her. I squeeze and shake her hefty tits, pissing in my mother's ass as she leans back into me and kisses me, her left hand softly caressing my face. I pull out and start pissing at everyone else. Yeah... I'm a freaky ass pervert. "Hey..." "What the..." People are surprised at me pissing on em. Except Wanda. She opens her mouth, moving around, and expertly catches my flying piss perfectly into her waiting mouth. Love that bitch. She drinks my warm, salty load, walking over to mama and I and kneeling down beside the sofa. Wanda puts my pissing cock in her slutty, thirsty mouth and drinks the rest of my yellow cocktail directly from the tap, sucking my fat white dick and massaging my big white balls as she drinks me piss dry. Mama and I keep kissing... and I keep titty squeezing, shaking em, groping em, pinching the rock hard nips, rolling em between my happy fingers, and having a horny ass blast being my usual perverted self with my sexy ass, smart-ass maid drinking my piss and the love of my life kissing me, letting me merrily molest her giant jugs as much as I possibly want. Awesome day so far. My sex drip game is definitely on high. (Cocky, happy smirk) ... "God.... I wanna fuck you right here. You get me so fucking horny, James." My buddy, Food Network Chef Anne Burrell is horny. Always is. We're on a flight back from Frisco. I was visiting my great grandma Nancy (Nancy Pelosi). She wanted some dick, so I flew up and gave it to her... real good. All her horny holes filled for two days. I love great grandma Nancy. She's always so sweet to me, always buying me stuff. She bought me a big ass diamond ring this time. Yeah... honeys buy me shit all the time, just cause I'm me. I don't even have to fuck em... but I always do. (Big horny smile) Anyway... back to Anne. She unzips my black leather pants and pulls out my soft, but still really fat dick. Her eyes light up. I get that a lot. "Godddddddddddd. What a cock! Yum!" Anne smiles so big. She leans over and starts licking every fat inch of my meat, kissing all over it too, turning her head so she can smile up at me as she works me over. Sexy bitch. I fondle her fat titties through her thin, white blouse as a couple of other passengers watch. The hot blonde stewardess... I think her name is Nicky (Pornstar Nicolette Shea) walks by. Great fake tits. Anne gulps me halfway down. My cock is 8 inches soft, and twelve inches hard so she's got about four, fat inches in. Anne sucks me hard, her saliva pours out of her mouth, running down my fat, soft shaft. "Yum." Nicky says in passing, winking at me. I grin. Looking like I'm getting another new honey for my beehive. Anne sucks me off, taking more of my growing cock in her hungry mouth. I put my hand on her hand, pop some molly, sit aback and relax. Anne bobs her blonde head on me, licking and sucking me off beautifully. I pop in her mouth, grinning pleasurably as Nicky stops by to watch. I give her some molly too. Gonna be a sweet ride home. Anne gulps down my thick, sticky cream, moaning in jizz happy delight the whole time. Nicky and Anne take turns riding me and sucking each others tits. Nicky's are huge. Passengers take pics and stare as the two hot blondes bounce wildly on my fat cock, switching from their pussies to their super tight asses... I love fucking a honey's tight ass... screaming and creaming like crazy. I just grin my ass off, squeeze some big ass titties, and enjoy myself. I pop all over both bitches' smiling faces. They kneel down in front of my seat, lucky we have spacious seats in first class. My creamy cum splatters both happy faces and outstretched tongues and is quickly gulped down, then licked off each sexually radiant face. Anne and Nicky cum swap, letting it hang out in strings between them as they kiss. I take pics and post em on Instagram. I love doing that shit. "Jizz city, bitches!" I say to the rest of first class, saluting them with my glass of champagne. Anne and Nicky laugh... and kiss and suck me cum clean too. ... "Where's Spence?" My wife Kim Kardashian asks Wanda. "I don't know. I think his pasty white ass went up to his room or somethin. Crazy ass white nerd. Watch yourself. He thinks he's big shit with that big dick. Motherfucker can't even last. I let him fuck me yesterday, and he lasted like two minutes. Two God damn minutes? I can't get off in two damn minutes! Creepy ass white bastard." Wanda walks off, shaking her head in disdain for my goofball cousin. Wanda being Wanda. Kim giggles. Kim's looking for Spence cause she's the director/producer of his porn movies. Mama and Kim run my porn biz for me. I star in em, but I'm on a little sabbatical right now. Catching up on my gigalo gigs and other stuff. I made Spence the star while I'm taking my break. I wanted to see how he would do. He's horny as fuck... we all are around here... and he's got a real big dick so I figured he would be OK. Plus, he bugged the hell outta me to be a pornstar so I wanted to shut him the hell up. As Wanda said, stamina is a problem for him from time to time though. Kim walks up to Spence's room and looks in his door. He's talking with my grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford). "Are you sure these will work, grandma?" Spence looks at the green pill granny Kathie Lee hands him. "Yes dear. Now take it. I promise it will improve your endurance. You should keep jerking off too. The pill and the jerking off should work together to really help you." Granny explains. Spence takes the pull, then starts jerking off hard and fast. He knows he's late for his porn shoot. "Good boy. Such a nice cock too. So big and meaty. Mmmmmm." Granny wipes the tip, gathering a drop of slimy precum on her finger. Spence watches her suck her finger clean. He jerks his cock even faster. Kim watches from the doorway, her arms folded under her DD breasts. She's wearing a skin tight, low cut, crème colored, very short wraparound minidress. "You have such sweet precum, Spence. Very tasty." Granny Kathie Lee says, smirking mischievously. "I'm gonna cum!" Spence cries out, his huge cock thumping in his hand. "Good boy, Spence. Let's not make a mess." Kathie Lee says, kneeling down in front of Spence and his cock. She opens her mouth and pulls Spence to it. He grunts wildly and cums into our grandmother's mouth. "OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! SUCK MY CUM DOWN, GRANNY!" Spence is sweating, his body squirming and jolting as he pumps his thick load into Kathie Lee's cum crazed mouth. She gulps down every drop. "Very nice, Spence. I do enjoy your very tasty cum." Kathie Lee makes Spence grin wide. "Now... you should last longer. I may try you out again later myself, just to make sure." Kathie Lee winks up at Spence and slaps his pasty white ass. Our grandmother is the world's most famous sperm bank doctor and a world renowned expert on cum production... and cocks in general. She's a real cum connoisseur. "Very nice, Spence." Kim says, from the doorway, watching my grandmother lick Spence's cock clean. "Yummy cock." She teases Spence. "Thanks. Sorry about being late. I just wanted to make sure my stamina was up to par." Spence says, wiping his sweaty face, grinning his pasty white ass off. "Well... it looks like your ready." Kim giggles. "Great job, Kathie Lee." "Thank you, dear. I knew I could help. I think you and I both should try out this tasty cock. Really test out Spence's performance... the fun way." Granny blows Kim a kiss as she gets up, straightening her white pantsuit. Her very famous, braless boobs jiggle perfectly in her low cut, gold top. Spence's eyes light up at the possibility. Kim giggles again. "We'll see how the movie goes first. If you're a good boy Spence, maybe Kathie Lee and I might reward you for it." Kim winks at Kathie Lee, smiling her radiant, Kim K smile. ... As the filming of Booty Bandit goes on, I'm relxaing by my pool with my mother. We're laid back on my lounger, mama laying back on me. My hands are of course playing with her amazing melons while she sips a strawberry margarita, her designer sunglasses on, sunbathing with me. "Love you, James." "Love you too mama." My hands are so happy, squeezing those huge, hefty, oily jugs. The suntan lotion makes mama's titties so slick and smooth. The world's most perfect tits. ... Later that night... Up in Spence's bedroom... The shoot went well, so Spence gets his reward. Kim riding his face while granny Kathie Lee rides his cock. They witch and Kim grinds that huge dick with her clean shaven, very juicy cunt while Kathie Lee squirts into Spence's hard sucking mouth. Spence shoots his wad in Kim's pussy... but... Kim sits on his mouth, shooting out his jizz into his shocked mouth. Spence has to eat his own cum from Kim's vibrating, cum shooting pussy. He reluctantly does. Mama sucks me off, drinking not one, but two loads of my premium cum. Kathie Lee comes into my bedroom with Kim and they all three take a piss facial from me. I make Spence film it, then suck me dry. He's annoying, so he has to pay for it from time to time. It's tough being me sometimes. Nah... it actually isn't. I'm just a horny pervert... The World's Most Beautiful Pervert. By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

03/15/2020  The King of SeXXX "Tonight on Fox 11. Where is The King Of SEXXX? He hasn't been seen in a week and no one seems to know where he is. More tonight at 10... I'm Christine Divine, see you then." ... Where am I? Odds are, I'm somewhere fucking. That's what most people would think. Maybe I am. Maybe... I'm not. ... "I honestly don't know where he is." My girl Kate Upton tells those snoopy motherfuckers at TMZ as she gets in her car. Kate takes off and makes a call. ... "The only person that would know is either Kelly (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) or his mom (Kathie Lee Gifford). Yeah... I forgot about Drita (Mob Wives Star Drita D'Avanzo). She might know. I'll give her a call." One of my wives Kim Kardashian tells Kate... another of my wives. ... "He's fine, Kim. He just wants some private time right now. He's fucking stressed out, so he's just chillin. He's fine, I promise." Drita reassures Kim. ... "I bet he's having one of his drug binges with a couple of his hot friends. I would put money on that." A TMZ dude tells his boss. Dumbasses think they actually know me... maybe they do... or... A cemetery in Brooklyn... "We had a lot of good times, dude. Some fucked up good times. Ha. Maybe I shouldn't have ever left home. If I would've stayed in New York, maybe we would still be having those fucked up good times." Pouring some rum beside my best friends grave. I'm chillin, sitting here, having a drink with my best buddy. He got killed recently. Mob shit. We each take a different path in life. Mine was towards the sex world. His... was to here. I've got several old friends that went the crime route. It's sad. Two others are in the same situation as ol Tommy here. Gunned down on the streets. Tommy and I have been best friends since first grade. Kinda fell out of touch with him for awhile when I first went out to LA in 85. We got back in touch and had been hanging out pretty regularly since. But... real life stepped in and fucked up our fun times. People think I'm just a sex maniac. I'm definitely a sex maniac. But... I also have another side. Loyalty and friendship mean a lot to me. When you've been best friends with someone for 46 years it scars you when they die. Yep... even me. "Well... buddy... guess I better get back home." I get to one knee and put my right hand on the tombstone. I pause, thinking about my friend. I never cry... but, I almost do this time. "Love you, brother. Rest in peace." I kiss the tombstone and get up. Drita walks over to me and hugs me. She's crying. I put my left arm around her and hold her, kissing her head. I take the bottle of rum and chug a shot. I hand it to Drita and she does too. She smiles at me. We kiss. "And one for Fatty B." I pour out a shot for my best friend Tommy. His nickname was Fatty B. Aptly names, cause of his big ass, fat ol balls. Sometimes nicknames just happen... pretty damn easily. (Smiling salute to my old pal) "To Fatty B." Drita cheers, teary eyed. We walk back to her car, hugging, comforting each other. Back to the real world... or my real world. It's gonna get freaky so get ready... ... The LA skyline when you're approaching LAX is always a welcoming sight to me. Even though I'm a native New Yorker, I've become an LA guy. I've lived here longer than I lived back home. I'm 52 and I've been in LA since I was 18. The porn world seduced me and drew me out here. We're descending. Drita smiles at me. She puts her hand in my lap and rubs my massive bulge through my black leather pants. She looks around, then unzips my pants and pulls my soft cock out. She kisses me, then lowers her gorgeous head into my lap and licks all over my huge, mushroom head. She kisses it, leaving red lip prints on it. I pull out my camera and take some pics. A few people look over and gossip amongst themselves. I smirk. Drita sucks me in, jerking my ridiculously fat shaft as she sucks me off. She gets me hard quickly, then beautifully bobs that dirty blonde head of hers on my massive meat. I put my hand on the back of her head and keep taking pics. Drita poses with my big ass cock in her mouth. She massages my fat balls, and sucks me faster, licking all around my bulging shaft, bobbing her head faster and faster. Those jizz craving lips of hers are so tightly wrapped around my shaft, she's got me ready to pop. Drita senses it and sucks harder, wanting my cum badly. I close my eyes and feed it to her. Drita sucks out every thick, creamy drop. Several thick ropes of thick jizz shoot into her mouth and Drita eagerly drinks it all down, sucking me bone dry. She kisses all over my happy cock and balls, then rubs them as we kiss. ... I call for my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) to come pick us up. Kelly comes with him. She was in Frisco with my mom on business. She just got in a few hours before me. Kelly, Drita and I make out in the back seat of my pimped out, root beer and crème colored Bentley. Swagg pimp living... always. Spence watches in the rear view mirror while trying not to get in an accident. "You like Drita's ass, Spence?" I ask, turning Drita's ass to face Spence. I pull down her hip hugger jeans. She's sans panties. I smack it and shake it for him. "Um... Yes! It's awesome." Spence swallows hard, starting to sweat. "Wanna fuck it?" Spence almost crashes my Bentley. I get a good laugh. Drita gives me a befuddled look. I wink at her. She's a world renowned ball buster so she plays along. "Yeah... you should fuck it and piss in it. Drita loves that shit, don't you baby?" I kiss Drita, smacking and squeezing her gorgeous, very firm ass. "Oh yeahhhhh. I sure do, baby. I love a big pissing dick up my fucking ass." Drita shakes her ass at Spence, who narrowly avoids a major accident on the freeway. "Dude... you should pull over somewhere. I'd prefer not to die on the 405." We all laugh. Spence finds an off ramp and pulls over to a secluded spot. My wife Kelly pulls out my cock and strokes it, kissing my neck. I slap Drita's ass again and lean back as Kelly moves to my cock. She engulfs it, bobbing that long blonde haired head wildly on my soft, but still enormous dick. Spence stares and rubs his bulge, drooling and licking his lips at the horny action in the backseat. Drita and I kiss deeply. I rip off her skin tight white blouse and bra. Kelly holds up my cock. Drita positions herself over to it and pauses as Kelly slides my very happy cock up one of the tightest and juiciest cunts I've ever had the fucking pleasure of fucking. Goddddddddddd! Oh my God, it feels great. I slowly inch up that tight pink pleasure palace, groaning in utter glee every inch upward. Drita and Kelly giggle, both kissing me. Drita rides me as Kelly sucks her enhanced D cups. I lean back and smirk happily. Spence stares as always, playing with his bulge, his hand in his pants. Kelly and Drita trade off. Kelly bounces wildly on my cock as Drita plays with and sucks her 34Gs.i just watch and grope Drita and Kelly's heaving tits as I get so close to cumming. "Oh fuck!" I blurt out. Kelly jumps off me and she and Drita put their wide open mouths and outstretched tongues right on top of my bulging, ready to burst cock. Both blonde, super hotties jerk me off and lick my huge, mushroom head. My cum erupts from my cock volcano, splashing both smiling, gorgeous faces. Drita hurriedly sucks me in, excitedly collecting a mouthful of creamy cum, then hands my cum volcano to Kelly who does the same. They suck me cum dry, happily gulping down every thick drop quickly, sucking so hard for even more. I start pissing into Kelly's welcoming mouth, groaning in glee as she eagerly drinks it down. "So... Drita... what should we do about my ol buddy Spence, here?" I teasingly smirk at Drita. She smirks back, WI king at me. She shakes her ass, jerking me off so all my piss goes into Kelly's mouth. She licks my fat shaft and kisses it, then kisses me. "Hmmmm... I would let him fuck my ass... but... I don't think his teenie weenie could handle the job. Sorry Spence." Drita smacks her super firm ass and squeezes it, showing poor Spence what he can't have. He gets a really sad, dejected look on his pasty white face. Oh well. Ha. Kelly finishes drinking my piss, then she kisses Drita, sharing some with her. They kiss and play with each other's titties... and with my now soft cock... while I film it and chuckle at how dejected ol Spence is. Poor dude gets his balls busted regularly around here. ... "I missed you, baby." "I missed you too, mama." "God... you have a gorgeous cock." "Thank you, mama. It loves your hands all over it." My mother is bathing me. She loves to do that. I do enjoy it also. I'm laid back in the tub as she lathers up my massive cock with both hands and a whole bunch of bubble bath. It feels so fucking good! I sip my rum and coke and relax, enjoying my beautiful, loving mother's sexual bathing skills. She pumps my cock slowly, then quickly, alternating speeds, gripping me tight, then softly stroking me. Mama is an expert at sex. She brings me to the edge, then let's me settle back down, over and over. She rinses off the top of my rock hard rod and leans over to lick it. She swirls her tongue around my engorged piss slit and swipes up the copious amount of slimy precum leaking out. "Mmmmmmm. Can't wait for the real thing, sweetheart. So delicious." Mama loves my cum. I play with her tits as she takes off her white cotton bathrobe and starts sucking me off while she jerks me off. I love my mother's D cups so fucking much. I squeeze her right titty, harder and harder, as she brings me close to climax. Mama looks back at me, reaching out and softly caressing my face as I cum hard into her loving mouth. She gleefully drinks down my entire, creamy wad as I roughly squeeze her titty, groaning in cumtastic delight, watching her eagerly drink down my cum, sucking me cum dry as she massages my cum pumping balls. She bobs her head, deepthroating my entire, massive rod, making me grunt loud in ectastic bliss. Holy fuck... I'm in blowjob heaven. Mama climbs in the tub with me, kissing me as she slides my cock up her dripping wet snatch. She rides me with such cock crazed fury as well as beautiful, motherly love. I suck and squeeze her titties as she rides me to another orgasm, this time I pump her spasming, vice gripping, mature cunt full of my premium, gooey jizz. We kiss and relax in the tub, the warm water and bubbles flowing around us, our intense, everlasting love for one another permeating the air beautifully. ... Kim blows me as I watch a documentary about my life on HBO. Those Kardashian lips grip my Super shaft so perfectly, that tongue slides up and down my massive rod so sleek and slow. Right as I cum, a news break comes on. "Hello everyone... I'm Christine Devine, Fox 11 News. Anthony Shapiro, the man rumored to have been involved in the shooting death of Tommy Fatty B Balducci... who was best friends with porn king James... was found shot to death, execution style in an alley, not far from his Brooklyn home... the NYPD has announced. No further details were given. No mention of any connection to James being involved in any way in the shooting. We will have further details tonight. See you then." I cum into Kim's mouth, a large eruption of thick cum explodes out of my throbbing meat missile, right down Kim's cum craving throat. Ahhhhhhhhhh. She smiles up at me, running her hand up and down my chest as I smile happily, enjoying every second of her beautiful, cum drinking exhibition. I look at the TV... then back at Kim... softly caressing her face and smiling lovingly at my woman. I look back at the TV. A sly smirk crosses my lips. Payback... she's a helluva bitch... huh, Anthony? 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

03/13/2020  Sex, Drugs and Cheating "Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to take a big toke on the blunt, then pass it back to me, blowing part of the smoke slowly up and down on my fat, twitching dick. She licks up and down the entire, long shaft, looking right at me with those beautiful eyes, smiling so sweet, kissing the immense base. Nikki-Dee has the most beautiful smile ever. It melts my heart... and gives me a major fucking hard on. She goes back to sucking me off, on her knees in front of me as I chillax on my den couch. She shakes her head wildly as she sucks up to the fat tip and bites down on it, licking quickly under the bulbous, mushroom head. "Damn, dude... wish I had a sister like that. Mine just makes fun of me and steals my weed. The bitch." Fuzzy smokes, then passes back to me. I pop in Nikki-Dee's awesome mouth. My jizz blasts down her fast swallowing throat as she moans ecstatically in cum drinking glee the entire time. I just calmly smoke, then pass to her. Fuzzy stares his goofy ass off. He's got the hots for Nikki-Dee... for all of my sisters actually. Nikki-Dee smokes, then sucks me bone dry, kissing the huge, mushroom crown, passing to Fuzzy. He smokes, still staring at my smoking hot blonde sister in her tight, white and pink tee shirt and sweatpants combo. "Dude... you realize she just had my cum covered cock in her mouth and smoked... how's my cum taste?" I tease Fuzzy, chuckling. Nikki-Dee does too, rubbing her perfect, smiling face all over my softening cock. "What? Uhh!" Fuzzy quickly passes me back the blunt and frantically wipes his tongue. "It tastes awesome, babe." Nikki-Dee compliments my jizz. She blows me a kiss and winks at me, smiling that sweet smile. I softly caress her face and lean down, kissing her passionately. I love my sister so very much... all of em. My family and I are very, very close... as you will definitely see as we go along. Fuzzy goes to get a beer to wash the taste of my cum outta his mouth. Nikki-Dee gets up and hugs me, kissing my cheek. She heads upstairs to her room. My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) comes by and sits in my lap. We hug and make out a little as Fuzzy comes back, drinking a beer. Penny lays her head on my shoulder, her arms around my neck, softly kissing my neck. "Fuzzy tasted my cum, but didn't like it too much. That hurt Fuzzy. I thought we were friends, dude." I tell Penny, teasing my best friend since elementary school. "We are dude, but damn..." Fuzzy belches, making a sour face. I laugh... so does Penny. "Calm down, Fuzzy. People pay a lot of money for my man's cum. You got it for free. You got a bargain. I freaking love it!" Penny smiles at me, kissing me, her tongue molesting mine. "Yeah... but you're his wife... and a chick. I'm a dude... and his friend..." Fuzzy starts to pick up the "tainted" blunt, but hurriedly puts it back in the ash tray and finishes his beer. Penny shakes her head, laughing and kisses my cheek, softly rubbing my right cheek as she kisses the left. I turn on the big ass TV. There's a DVD already in. It's one of my movies... adult movie... in case you haven't already figured out that's what I do, since I didn't mention it. "Dude... how'd your dick get so big? Shit!" Fuzzy watches the movie, lighting another, cumless blunt. "Born with it, dude. We all have a talent. Mine is sex. Yours is..." Penny and I laugh.. while Fuzzy looks all down and shit... looking at each other, befuddled, trying to figure out Fuzzy's talent. "Smoking ganjah, I guess." I finally come up with something, trying to not make my buddy feel so bad. "Yeah... I'm pretty good at that." Fuzzy agrees, passing me the blunt. I pass to Penny. She smokes, then passes back to Fuzzy. She and I lay down on the nice, comfy couch and spoon. My mom (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) strolls in, looking all perfect and what not, leans down and kisses my cheek. "Hey, handsome." Mama smiles, lovingly caressing my face as she leans over the sofa. I immediately smile wide. My mother is my queen, the light of my life. Everybody knows that I am most definitely a mama's boy. "Hey, hot stuff." I say, smiling at the most gorgeous woman on earth. My mom plays with my blonde braids, smiling her motherly love smile at me, radiating love and lust. I happily fondle those 34Gs as we kiss, loving every damn second my hands are gripping the world's greatest tits. I notice Fuzzy staring again. He's obsessed with my mom... like me. Fuzzy's been bugging the hell outta me about wanting my mom to flash him, but he's too fucking scared to ask her himself, of course. "Hey mom... why don't you take Fuzzy around the house and show him all the porn we're shooting. Maybe he can learn a few tricks or something. I hear Eden (Fuzzy's Girlfriend British Pornstar Eden Adore) isn't too happy with him." Penny, mom and I all have a good laugh at my buddy's expense. "Heyyyy... I'm doing just fine. I know how to lay the pipe, dude." Fuzzy tries to save face. We all break out into raucous laughter. Fuzzy shakes his head in ego busted frustration. "Yeah... OK. So you don't want mom to show you around?" I ask... putting the onus back on ol Fuzzy. "Ummm... oh... of course I do. Yes!" Fuzzy gets up, grinning, fixing his clothes, super ready for the porn tour. Mom shakes her head at him. She kisses me deeply and rubs my cock through my white with gold double stripes sweatpants. "Ok, baby. I'll show him around." Mom kisses me again and smiles. She gets up and looks at ready Freddy over there and shakes her head again. "Ok, Fuzzy. Let's go." Mom tells him, waving at me. I get a quick booty squeeze in before she leaves. Mom looks back at me, smiling wide. She blows me a kiss and shakes her sweet mama booty for me. I slap it. "Mmmmmmm." Mama likes it. Mom and Fuzzy head upstairs while Penny and I spoon. My hands take a wild on the fun side, rubbing, squeezing, fondling, tweaking, twisting, pulling, shaking and all around molesting various parts of Penny's truly spectacular body. "Goddddddd... I love how you play with me, James. Mmmmmmmmm." Penny smiles back at me, kissing me, closing her eyes, enjoying my horny manipulation of her various body parts. My cock happens to find its way up her ass as I lower her white and pink striped booty shorts. "Oh my fucking God!! Your cock feels so fucking good in my ass, sweetie. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Penny loves anal sex. I start rubbing her throbbing, pink clit while she fucks my cock with her perfectly shaped ass, slowly grinding on it, slamming back into it, then whirling it around in circles. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhh! We both moan and groan together, loving every ass banging second. Penny pussy jizzes all over me, squirting like a fountain. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Penny's screams and creams. She also keeps working my cock so fucking good, hard slamming back into it, then slowly whirling it around in circles with that super talented ass of awesome. I roughly squeeze her very perky 32C tits through her pink and white top and pink sports bra while she makes my huge cock very, very happy with her amazingly beautiful ass. Upstairs... "This is Jemele Hill's (Former Sportscenter Host) fantasy." Mom explains to Fuzzy. Jemele is tied to a sex bench, blindfolded, a vibrating dildo shoved up her pussy, a stainless steel butt plug in her ass. She's waiting for someone (Me) to surprise her and fuck her ass. Jemele doesn't know when it's gonna happen. The mystery of not knowing when it will happen is making her continuously squirt. Her pussy cream is leaking down the bench, pooling on the floor. Mom walks over to Jemele and slaps her phat black ass. "Uhhhh!" Jemele moans, cumming again. Mom smiles, softly rubbing Jemele's smooth ebony booty. "Cool." Fuzzy says, smoking and grinning. "Yes it is." Mama agrees. She softly rubs up Jemele's back. She leans down and pulls on the weighted nipple clamps hanging from Jemele's thick, throbbing, black nips. "Mmmmmmmmm. Ahhhhhhhhhh." Jemele happily groans, grinding on that thick dildo wedged up her tight, totally drenched, black pussy. Jemele is married. She enjoys cheating though. Like I... and everybody else here... does. My place is sort of like Cheaters Paradise. As a matter of fact, that coincidentally is the nickname of my estate. (Probably has something to do with the title of this story too... smirking)... Nothing wrong with a little extra fun on the side. It's exciting. You would be surprised if you knew how many famous people... a whole lotta women... agree with me... or maybe you wouldn't. I make my way upstairs to the private room and walk in. Mom kisses me. I grab some titty, then head over to Jemele. I stand there, all pimp and cocky, take a big toke on my blunt, then hand it to mama. She smokes as I slap Jemele ass hard. "YESSSSSSS!!" She can sense its me. I rub it... then smack it again... harder! "UHHHHHHHHH!!" Jemele squirts. It hits my crotch. I pull my cock out and let her pussy cream cover my hardening cock. It's such a cool fucking sight. All that sweet pussy nut squirting outta that beautiful, hairy black pussy, drenching my huge white dick. When Jemele finishes cumming, I rub my pussy flavored cockhead on her dark black rosebud. Jemele trembles, her body anticipating that huge white meat pounding her ass like it's never been pounded before. She submits herself to me, willingly giving me her beautiful ebony body. I smirk, happy with her servitude. She's mine. My bitch. She may be married, but her mind, body and soul now belongs to me. I THRUST HARD UP HER TIGHT, BLACK ASS! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!! GOD, I LOVE YOUR BIG WHITE COCKKKKKKKKKKKK!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" I stand there. Confident. Knowing this bitch is mine. I slap her phat black booty again. She screams in submissive ecstasy. Jemele squirts again, drenching me and the bench. Her pussy nut is dripping uncontrollably all over the sex bench. Mama watches and smokes. Fuzzy watches in total awe of me and my control over women... famous, hot women... and smokes. He also stares at my mother's braless 34G tits in her very thin, gray, see through blouse. Can't blame him for that one. She notices his stares and shakes her head again, giggling at his non stop obsession with her awesomely perfect in every single way breasts. The sweet smell of top notch ganjah permeated through the room as I booty pound Jemele Hill's smooth, curvy and thick, black ass the right way. My white rod thrusts fats, in and out, drilling deeper, pounding harder and harder and harder! Jemele keeps screaming in sheer booty banging ecstasy, squirting like a sex fountain. I calmly pound her black ass out, reaching under her to molest her gorgeous, D cup tits, tweaking the nipple clamps, making her squirm and scream... and squirt... even more. I finally cum dump up her fucked out, gaped out ass. My thick wad of sperm launches deep up her quivering black booty. Jemele can't stop trembling from squirting so much, moaning in delight, cumming and cumming away. I walk around to her head and lift it, pushing my cum dripping ten inches of cock into her ready to suck me dry black mouth. She does just that, engulfing my entire, very fat ten inches of white meat, eagerly licking and sucking out every last drop of thick, creamy semen in me. Another satisfied customer. I slap her ass again. Jemele screams happily around my humongous white dick in her sexy fucking, black mouth. We all make our way... except Jemele, who hits the shower... to the piss room. Yeah... I got a piss room in my house... if you need an explanation you haven't been reading my stories. My cousin Slutty Spence (The King Of Queens)... it's his new porn character... is making a piss vid with another married slut, former Miss America and cable news host Gretchen Carlson. She's on her knees by the row of urinals, mouth wide open, taking a steady stream of Spence's piss in her mouth. My wife... one of em... Kim Kardashian is filming it. She's also the director. Kim blows me a kiss as mom, Fuzzy and I watch. My arms are around my mother's slender waist as she stands in front of me. We pass the blunt between us... she does actually... as we enjoy the piss action. "Damn... why can't I get in on that shit?" Fuzzy complains. "Go ahead. Gretchen loves piss, go piss in her mouth, dumbass." I tell my buddy, smoking as mom puts the blunt into my mouth. She blows smoke in Fuzzy surprised face. I don't know why he's surprised I would let him get in on the action. The dude is around me all the fucking time. He knows me. (Shaking my head)... maybe all the weed has kidnapped his common sense. "Alrighttt. Thanks, dude." Fuzzy is happy now. Fuzzy excitedly goes into the room and quickly pulls his sweatpants down. He starts pissing on Gretchen's face... not so much in her mouth. Mom and I have a good laugh, both shaking our heads at my goofball, horndog friend. I grope my mother's awesomely perfect, heavy breasts though her thin blouse as she smokes and watches the piss play. Oh my God... I'm totally fucking obsessed with my mother's huge jugs. I shake em and squeeze em silly, my hands under her blouse, those perfect fun bags in my bare, titty loving hands. I tweak her thick, pink nips and roll em between my fingers as I happily squeeze the fuck outta those 34Gs. Mama moans her pleasurable approval, smoking, her head contently laid back on my shoulder. I pull mama's tight gray mini skirt up and she grabs my cock, stroking it, then rubbing it up and down her slick, puffy labia. She slides me inside, moaning ecstatically as I inch my way up those soft, warm, slick, milf pussy. We fuck right there, looking in the doorway at Fuzzy and Spence covering Gretchen in warm piss. I pussy bang my supreme supermodel hotness level mom as she rubs my hands while I grope those awesome jugs under her blouse, pounding in and out of her vice gripping, cumming pussy. We fuck for another twenty minutes, watching Kim direct the piss action, looking so fucking sexy. She blows me kisses and waves, watching me happily pound out my mother's pussy, sliding her hand down her white bikini bottom and rubbing her clean shaven, throbbing pussy. My mother and I cum together, our cum creating a beautiful, creamy cum cocktail. Kim walks over and kneels, pulling my still cumming cock from my mother's quivering cunt. She sucks it in, drinking down every creamy drop of sperm in me, sucking as hard as she can... jerking my shaft too... to pump out every last drop of cum from me. "So yummy. Mmmmmmmmm... yeahhhhhhh." Kim coos happily, in sperm drinking delight, around my cumming cock. I start pissing myself, making Kim moan in sheer bliss. She's a piss freak. She drinks down my wave of warm urine, then puts my cock up my mom's ass so I can finish cumming in there. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Mom loves that. She smiles wide, leaning back into me, kissing me as I finish pissing in her perfectly tight ass while Kim sucks my fat balls and squeezes my ass. Mom and I look around the other rooms. Oprah is cheating on her longtime boyfriend Steadman with a couple of 18 year old whiteboys... double interracial anal for Ms Winfrey. Jamie Lee Curtis is getting gangbanged behind her husband's back by three trans gender females. She's covered in cum, smiling and waving at me when she sees me watching her. Even Fuzzy's girlfriend Eden Adore is getting my butler Roger's old white rod slammed up her dark chocolate backside while Nikki-Dee pisses all over her smiling face. Mom and I go to my bedroom and take some Molly and chill. Then we fuck for three hours straight. My cock gets a good workout, hammering up her pussy and ass... and in between those awesomely soft and hefty jugs of hers. I cover mama's face and tits with my creamy seed and film her licking every drop up, posing for the camera, putting on a hot ass, titty and sperm cleaning up show for me. My life is awesome. All sex, drugs and cheating. Fun, freaky shit 24/7. Stay tuned for my next story... I'm sure it'll be all about sex... and more sex. Ha. 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

03/07/2020  James Ch. 1 Episode 1 : Some Fun At Home... It's tough being me sometimes. So handsome. So popular. Such a big dick. Yeah... real tough. Ha ha ha. Ahhhhhh. (Stretching)... Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. God... my mother's beautiful. I happen to mention that cause she laid out in my bed beside me all nude and shit. Mom (Kelly Madison) is famous. One of the most gorgeous women ever to grace the porn world. Any world for that matter. Mmmmmm. (Rubbing and squeezing mom's supple booty)... Such a goddess. (Running my hand up and down her long, sleek legs)... I lay beside her and spoon her. Mom smiles contently, reaching back and lovingly rubbing my face with her right hand. I lovingly grope her all natural 34Gs. Most awesome titties ever. Mmmmmm. So soft and heavy, so squishable and huge. "Morning, baby." Mom smiles. "Morning mama." "My beautiful son. So, so beautiful." Mom tickles my face, smiling happily as I rub it against hers. I can't help myself. I slide my huge weiner up her beautifully slick pussy. Mom coos excitedly at my girth entering her. I have the fattest dick you've ever seen. Chicks fucking love it. I fuck mom slowly, fondling her huge titties, lovingly rubbing her gumdrop nips with my thumbs. Ohhhhhhh. That sweet, blonde landing strip topped pussy grips me so tight, massaging my fat rod perfectly. I groan cheerfully as my cock slowly drills up my mother's perfect pussy, slowly, in and out, over and over. "God... I love your huge cock, baby. Oh my Godddddddd!!!" Mama squirts. My cock feels even better, like it's in a pussy car wash. Her sweet cream batters my rod, drenching it as her pussy massages it, pumping it as I fuck her harder and faster. I cum deep up my mother's loving pussy. Holy shit! It feels divine! I close my eyes and smirk, groaning elatedly as my cum races outta my balls, up my throbbing super cock and blasts out, splattering mom's quivering cunt over and fucking over. Such a beautiful feeling. Mmmmmm. "Yessssssssssssssss! Mmmmmmmmm! Give me all that sweet cum, baby. Yesssssssssssssss!" Mama coos ecstatically. I pump her full of my premium, in very high demand jizz. Mama and I spoon, relaxing together. I kiss her cheek over and over, making her giggle happily.. I hold the most important woman in my life tight, loving every beautiful second. Sup everybody. It's your boy James. The King Of Porn. The Most Controversial Person in Entertainment Business History. World's Prettiest Person. I added the last one, but hey, I just won People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for the fourth time, so there. Ha. I hit the shower, happy and horny. I always am... usually both... but always horny. Dude, when you've got my life it makes you wanna whistle and smile. Surrounded by the most gorgeous women on earth, fucking em all. Doing whatever I want. Life rocks! Mine definitely does. My sleazy cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) sneaks in my bedroom and slithers up on the bed like a chubby, pasty white snake. He starts kissing and licking up my mother's long, luscious legs towards her jizz filled, juicy as juicy gets pussy, startling her. Mom quickly realizes it's my dorky cousin though and relaxes. When he gets near my mother's pussy though, mama smacks his head. "Don't you touch that, Spence. James' cum is in there and I don't want it messed with." Mom scolds Spence. He lowers his head, pouting, and sneaks back off the bed and out of the bedroom. Mama shakes her head and chuckles. She doesn't want Spence trying to eat my cum out of her. She wants me to get her pregnant... again. Over in the master bathroom... Ahhhhhhh. Drying off, looking in the mirror, admiring myself. Loving not only the way I look, but also my grandmother (Kathie Lee Gifford) blowing me as I dry off. She taking cock sucking selfies to post on her Instagram. My cock is all over Instagram. Ha. It actually has its own account. My grandmother runs it. She bobs that beautiful, dirty blonde haired head of hers on my immensely fat man meat, desperate for a high protein shake. I give it to her, pumping my thick cream down her throat. My grandmother immediately deepthroats me... not an easy task... taking my premium cum shake right down her cum craving gullet. Grandma takes pics, posing gleefully the whole time. Mmmmmmmmm. God... I love my grandmother. You'll meet my other one later. Both are my queens. So beautiful, so slutty. I love em dearly. Granny Kathie Lee drinks me dry, eating my huge, creamy load eagerly, loudly popping her mouth off of my huge, mushroom crown... shaking her head wildly and smirking as she does... when she's done. She kisses my head, then blows me one, taking a few more pics to post. One of her wide open mouth, her tongue excitedly outstretched, eagerly showing she drank all my gooey cum down. "Beautiful man. I have the most gorgeous grandson ever... with the tastiest cum ever. Mmmmmmm." My grandmother smiles up at me, giggling, softly sucking my now soft monster cock some more. I wi k at her, smirking my ass off. I reward my gorgeous granny for being so sweet with a tidal wave of my warm piss. She doesn't even flinch. My grandmother loves my piss. She drinks it everyday. I stand there and groan in delight, pissing into my amazingly beautiful, very famous grandmother's piss loving mouth, watching her gleefully drink it down, joyously moaning her taste approval every warm, salty mouthful. Over in the hallway....... "What's wrong, Spence?" My wife... one of em... mixed porn queen Tyra Moore asks Spence as he walks back to his bedroom. He's depressed about not getting to eat my mother's pussy... and my cum. He explains that to Tyra. She laughs, feeling sorry for Spence when she sees how down he is about it. "Don't be all down and teary, Spence. Here..." Tyra opens her white silk bathrobe and flashes Spence her amazingly perfect, all fucking natural 32G milk chocolate tits. He immediately snaps out of his funk, gawking hard at those luscious melons. Tyra laughs. "Glad you like them so much." Tyra shakes em for Spence, then closes her robe, walking over to our bedroom. Spence shakes his head, grinning happily at the sight and memory of those totally awesome jugs. They're perfect to snap anyone out of any funk. Totally fucking awesome tits. ....... My secretary, former FNC show host Rita Cosby is at her desk upstairs, looking over some papers for me to sign a big business deal for my website. She's also enjoying my next door neighbor's 18 year old son Timmy eating her out under her desk. He's the paper boy... and he also does some odd jobs for me here and there. Granny Kathie Lee likes him. She fucked him... so she asked me to hire him. I can never say no to my gorgeous grandmother... and she fucking knows it. She also takes advantage of that whenever she wants to. I don't mind. She's one of my queens and I fucking love her so damn much so she gets what she wants. "Mmmmmmm. Good boy, Timmy. Eat my pussy. Make me cum in your mouth, baby." Rita tells him, maintaining her professionalism, still looking over the documents as Timmy licks her out even faster, rubbing her pink, puffy clit in circles. Rita's beige mini skirt is hiked up around her waist, her light brown stocking torn in the pussy area so Timmy can devour that sweet, blonde pussy for as long as Rita requires. He fingers her thick booty while he licks and sucks her phat pussy with great skill. Rita coos in ecstasy, squirting right into his mouth. Timmy laps it all up, sucking that sweet blonde, mature pussy bone dry. "Mmmmmmmmm. Yes yes yes!" Rita enjoys the pussy sucking. She plays with her huge jugs through her red silk blouse, licking those thick, luscious, cherry red lips. "Good boy, Timmy. Now, let me get some work done." Rita regains her composure. "Yes ma'am." Timmy crawls out from under the desk and grins at Rita. She gives him a playful wink and goes back to looking over the business proposal. ........ I walk back into my bedroom to the awesome sight of Tyra and my mom making out on my bed. They kiss, and huge titty fondle each other, both waving at me. It's go time, bitches. Tyra sucks my balls while mama sucks my cock. Granny Kathie Lee comes in and joins us, kneeling behind me and spreading my cheeks, snaking her very talented tongue deep up my happy ass. God... what a feeling. I grab my phone and start filming. Kathie Lee moves her right hand around to my front and beautifully jerks my fat base while mama sucks the top half of my raging rod down her stretched wide throat. She lovingly smiles up at me, playfully posing for the camera. Tyra does the same, my big balls loving her mouth so skillfully sucking on them, her tongue enthusiastically bathing them as she hungrily sucks them. I alternate fucking each pussy and ass. Mama, Granny Kathie Lee and Tyra are all lined up, side by side on the edge of the bed. I fuck Tyra's cunt, her huge titties flopping wildly as I ram up her sweet sucking, milk chocolate pussy. I finger Kathie Lee's mature, tight gripping pussy, then fuck her. I pull my grandmother's long hair and pound her out while I finger my mother's awesomely wet pussy to her right. I fuck mama, her huge hanging breasts flopping wildly. I reach under her and squeeze em silly, pounding her hard, deep, and fast. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE, BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Mama screams, squirting like a fountain all over my giant, pussy plowing cock. The action keeps going. My cock keeps pounding. My three mega sexy ladies keep cumming. I pound out their pussies and asses with relentless power and blazing speed. I lay on the bed and they all three take turns riding me, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, in the pussy and ass, screaming in horny hole humping delight. We all make out, titty grope, tongue suck and moan and groan in pure, raw, unfiltered, sex crazed ecstasy. I finally cum in all three mouths, as they stretch out on the bed, their happy, smiling faces side by side, their tongues and wide open, cum craving mouths, eagerly lapping up and gulping down my huge load of sticky, gooey, super sperm. They kiss and cum swap, sucking me, playing with my thick jizz and happily sucking me totally dry as I film it all, grinning my horny ass off the whole fucking, beautiful time. What a fucking life. Hell fucking yeahhhhhhhh! ....... Hanging out with my other grandmother Helen (Helen Mirren) by the pool. She's laid back on me in her blue bikini as we sip a couple of margaritas. I pull her gorgeous D cups out of her blue bikini top, letting her still beautiful and shapely, mature melons get some sun. Her nips are rock hard, a slight breeze ensuring they stay that way. "Love you, dear. Congratulations on winning Sexiest Man Alive again... my absolutely gorgeous grandson." Granny Helen smiles back at me. We kiss. She's so sweet. So fucking sexy too. Those gorgeous, soft melons. I squeeze em, cheerfully massaging them. My grandmothers both have such beautiful, mature breasts. Wow! I keep massaging while she sips her drink, and watches everyone in the pool. Those perky nips and bumpy areolaes are dominating my attention. I rub em slowly, making Helen moan pleasurably. I pull them up, rolling em between my fingers, letting em snap back. Such beautiful nipples. "Mmmmmmm. Your hands are so talented, sweetheart. They know so well how to make me tingle." Helen looks back at me and blows me a sweet, loving kiss. I grin and slowly lick her cheek, roughly massaging those awesome, natural breasts. "Your breasts are so beautiful. Just like you." I comment, squeezing those titties hard. "Mmmmmm. Thank you, baby. They've gotten me quite a few jobs in my career too. I'm not above a nice titty fuck for a nice, juicy role." Granny Helen teases me in her very sexy British accent. She knows I love sluts... and she loves turning me on. "I'm sure you've gotten a bunch of offers with titties like these." I keep playing with her soft tits. My hands are so happy... my cock too. It rubs on my grandmother's back. She rubs back on it, a sly grin on her beautiful face. We kiss again as I keep groping those awesomely smooth and squishable breasts. ....... Upstairs....... "Yes dear... they're quite breathtaking. Even more breathtaking than the hot pockets I had earlier." My dad (Dr Evil) smirks with his pinkie to the corner of his mouth... his patented goofy ass look... as he lays on the bed looking at my stepmother Oprah whose ogling her huge, ebony melons in the mirror. "Yeah... I have great tits, that's for sure. Your son definitely loves them." Oprah smirks back at my dad. He looks around, feigning surprises at me loving my stepmother's titties. "Who... Scott?" My dad mentions my half brother Scott (Seth Green). "No, you idiot... James." Oprah gives him a "your crazy" look. "Oh... well... of course he does. He's a pornstar. That's his friggin job." Dad starts filing his nails. "Oh yeah... I know all about him and his job. He fucked me silly last night. Best dick ever. I took it in my pussy and ass. He came all over these titties. I picked them clean and sucked his beautiful cock clean... then came up here." Oprah shakes her head, not a fan of the wham bam thank you ma'am 30 seconds of love my dad gave her after I pounded her out last night. "Wait... he came on your tits? I kissed all over them when we had sex." Dad gives Oprah a confused look. "Yeah... you sure did." Oprah laughs, going in the bathroom. "You mean I kissed your cum covered tits? My son's friggin cum? Give me a friggin break people. I'm an evil friggin genius here... I thought they tasted funny. I haven't tasted something like that since evil medical school. Wait... that was my girlfriend's friggin pussy. Right after she met with our biology professor. WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL!" My dad throws a friggin temper tantrum and storms out of the room. Oprah laughs hysterically in the bathroom. ....... Back by the pool....... My granny Helen is grinding on my massive cock as it stretches out her super tight ass. She's riding me, reverse cowgirl, watching the volleyball game in the pool, bouncing slowly, then quickly on me, then slowly grinding... then fast grinding... on my cock. My hands are squeezing her awesomely gorgeous cans while she rides me, screaming in pure sexual bliss, squirting all over me four straight times. "OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOUR COCK, SWEETHEART! IT FEELS SO GODDDDDDDDD IN MY ARSE!!!!" Helen squirts again, right as I fill her smoothly supple, mature booty with thick, creamy man goo. Oh fuck!!! It feels awesome! I ride out the super sensations of my cock pumping out my thick seed deep into my grandmother's very tight bowels. She leans back into me and we kiss. I pull and shake her rock hard, pulsating nips harder and harder as we finish cumming together. I love my slutty, beautiful, British grandmother so very much. We smile as we kiss, such intense, carnal love permeating through our lips. * Stay tuned for Episode 2. We go to Aspen for a freaky ski trip. More sex crazed family... more freaky fun... more me. Oh yeah! Til next time... Peace and titty squeezes....... 05: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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