08/17/2021  2 Broke Bitches Pure filthy fantasy... Trashy parody of the sitcom 2 Broke Girls... Cast and story changes and a location change to Hollywood as well... Wayyyyyy dirtier than the show... Read on fellow pervs Cast : Max (Kat Dennings) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) Serena (Serena Williams) Sofia (Sofia Vergara) Kelly (Kelly Madison) And James (Me) "Damn, Penny... We are some broke ass bitches!" "Oh my God! We don't have any money! Where did it all go?" "Well... probably, at least some of it went to your acting lessons and Brazilian waxes... and to my little weed habit... and our ill fated cupcake business too. Just saying." "This is ridiculous. We've been working at that diner for five years and we have nothing to show for it. Nothing!" Penny drops down on the sofa, depressed and shocked by her, and her roommate Max's current, rather depressing, financial dilemma. "It'll be OK... DAMN! I'M OUTTA WEED!... Maybe it won't be alright." Max throws her lighter back on the coffee table when she can't find any smoke. There's a knock on the door. Max answers it. "Things will definitely be alright." Max smiles real bright. "Thank you, baby." She blows me a real slutty kiss. I'm standing in the doorway holding up a bag of weed. Max very happily... and very quickly... grabs it, kisses and hugs me, then hurries off to get some papers to roll a few joints. "Hey, James." "Hey, Penny. Why so sad, baby?" I sit beside her on the sofa. "I'm so depressed." Penny lays her blonde head on my shoulder. "What's wrong?" "We have no money, and it's so depressing. Nothing! Nada! We've been working at the diner for five years, and nothing! I feel like just giving up." I look Penny in the face and smile, wiping her tears. "It'll be fine, sweetheart. I promise. No need to get all depressed. OK?" I give her my most reassuring, sweetest smile. "Ok. I sure hope you're right though. It's tough. We need to start making some money." Penny and I hug nice and tight. We're really close. We used to date, and we've stayed really close friends. "Ok... break it up. Don't be trying to steal my man, Penny." Max walks in, grinning from ear to ear with four joints perfectly rolled. We light up and chill on the sofa. Sweet smoke everywhere. Max and I share a joint. Penny smokes her own. Max puffs hard, exhales, puffs again, then turns her head to me and kisses me, sharing the smoke as we kiss. Damn... I love this chick. She smiles nice and big, kisses me again, licks my smokey lips, then puts the joint in my mouth. Such a sweetheart. "What about Leonard?" I ask Penny about her scientist boyfriend. "He's on an assignment in Sweden. Some physics crap. The asshole didn't even offer to take me either." "Idiot. A super hot piece of ass like you would make a hella good hotel hump buddy over there." I shoot a playful smirk and wink at Penny. She laughs. "Thanks, sweetie." Penny smiles so pretty and blows me a sweet, smokey kiss. I nod... and squeeze Max's big baddass titties through her black and white, THE CLASH tee shirt. Another knock on the door... Penny answers this time. It's Sofia. She's their landlord. She lives downstairs. Sofia saunters in, in her leopard print, skin tight spandex bodysuit. Sorta ala Peg Bundy back in the late 80's. Bigger titties though. Brown hair instead of red too... and she's Hispanic. "Hi dere ladiessss... and Jameseyyyy." Sofia very happily greets everyone in her thick Spanish accent, blowing me a real sexy kiss. She's so vibrant and upbeat... and gorgeousssssss. I can't stop gawking at those big titties pouring outta that low cut, leopard print top. Damn... they're so big, and the top's so tight. A truly spectacular combo. Sofia joins in the smokey fun, puffing and passing with Penny as we all chill on the sofa. Max... who's sitting in my lap, facing away, puffing and passing back to me.... can't stop playing with my cock through my black leather pants. It draws Sofia's very horny attention pretty darn quick. "Ayeeeeeee, papi. That's a bigggggggggg cock, dere." I just grin, smoking, then putting the joint in Max's waiting mouth... as she rubs my giant bulge between her legs. "Fourteen fucking inches, BABY!!!" Max blurts out. Smoke bellowing outta her happily smiling mouth. "AYEEEEEE CHIWAWA!!! HOLY MIERDA!!! That's bigger than Spence's!" Sofia's gorgeous eyes light up, her jaw dropped. Spence is her dorky ass boyfriend, who's also the cook at the diner Max and Penny work at. "Biggest cock I've ever seen." Max adds. "... And I've seen a few." She laughs, smokey and happy. My baby's feeling good... and she's feeling my bulge real damn good. "More than a few. Ha." Penny teases. She blows her smoke at Max, playfully sticking out her tongue at her. "Well... I want dat one. BADDDDDDD!!!" Sofia points at my bulge, licks those gorgeous, succulent lips, smiling so slutty, and blows me a biggggggg, sexy kiss. Her accent is so thick and so fucking sexy! Fuck! "Sorry, Sofia. It's all mine." Max is very protective of my... or her... cock. She gets a tad jealous when chick's wanna fuck it... which is all the time. She puts up with a little playful rubbing and stuff like that, but no fucking. I play along... even though I throw it around a lot behind her back. She doesn't need to know that though. That's why I keep my own apartment. Max really wants me to move in, but I keep my own place so I can have my fun without getting yelled at... or having a frying pan thrown at me. It's happened twice. Max's temper gets the best of her from time to time. We love each other though, so we work past it. "C'mon, Max. Pretty pleaseeeeeeee. Can't we just play with it a little??" Sofia gives Max a real pouty, begging look, smokey and all. Damn, she's beautiful. Spence is a lucky guy. How the fuck did that goofy dork get her anyway? I kiss Max's right cheek, nibbling on her neck too, happily groping away on those perfectly phat, all natural 34DDs. My extra horny hands are under her shirt, squeezing, cupping, and fondling away freely. No bra to be seen... or felt. "Oh well. Since you said pretty please. BUT... you can only suck it. I'm the only bitch that gets to fuck it." Max mischievously wiggles her eyebrows, then licks my lips. About five seconds later, Sofia and Penny are both on their knees in front of the sofa, happily blowing me. They trade off my cock, spitting on it and sucking on it wildly and mercilessly as I smoke and watch. Those are two cock hungry bitches if there ever were any. Damn! Penny slurps my dick so damn good, I almost blow my wad down her throat. How the fuck did that nerd boyfriend of hers get this hot slutty bitch. Sofia one ups Penny though, deepthroating my entire cock. My ass comes up off the damn sofa as she licks my balls, fourteen inches of white dick wedged down her throat. Fucking sexy Columbian bitch. Max almost fell in the floor. She's still sitting in my lap, smoking away, feeding Penny and Sofia my giant dick between her legs. My hands never leave those awesome tits though. Under her shirt. God... Max has amazing tits. The most squeezable funbags I've ever squeezed. She laughs at me, then playfully bites my lower lip for almost tossing her off of my lap when I jumped up. Sofia finally gets the super creamy reward. Max pumps my cum spewing dick nice and fast between her legs as Sofia slutty smiles around my cock while she gulps down my entire load of super dick, super cream. Penny sucks beautifully on my balls as Sofia drains me, both bitches making me feel so damn good at the same time. "Suck it all down, bitch. Suck my man's seed down, you slutty bitch." Max commands, jerking my cock so fucking fast, smoke pouring from her mouth. Sofia very gladly obeys, totally draining me dry. That very naughty tongue and those gorgeous, succulent lips dirty dancing all across my cumming super cock like a true pro would. Max and I kiss, sharing some smoke as we do. Penny sucks my cock after Sofia lets it fall from her very happy mouth. Sofia takes over sucking my nuts while Penny gets my piss. Ahhhhhhhh... I let loose into her mouth. Penny enthusiastically drinks my warm, tangy dick liquor with pure moaning delight. I piss for what seems like forever... and Penny very happily drinks it all down. I softly rub her face while Max and I kiss. Penny appreciatively rubs her face on my hand as she sucks down my warm piss, moaning happily the entire time. "Gotta keep my man happy." "You do, baby. You do." Max and I share a naughty, smokey smirk, then kiss again, tongue molesting each other so deep and dirty. I love Max. I fuck other chicks... behind her back... but I still love her. Plus... she let's me play around a little with other chicks as well. And God... Penny and Sofia play so nice too. Haha. Sofia orders some Chinese food for all of us afterwards, and we smoke and eat our horny hearts out. The next day at The East Hollywood Diner... "FUCK! Another bad tipper. I'm gonna start pissing in their Dr Pepper from now on." Max is upset. She's also smokin' hot in that tight and skimpy yellow with red trim waitress uniform. It goes just below her super curvy ass and is unzipped half way down her 34DDs. They're almost pouring outta that damn thing. Her black push up bra certainly helps with that too. Penny's is the same. Her perky 32Cs aren't as big as Max's DDs, but they're certainly eye popping too. "Don't get too upset, Max. Things will pick up... hopefully." Penny says that last part to herself as she walks over to clean the table that Max's cheap customer just left. "OK, everyone. Listen up." Ellsworth, who's the manager, waves everyone over to him. "Great news, guys..." "You're giving up sweater vests?" Max teases, not in the mood for a speech from Ellsworth. "No..." He looks around, befuddled. "No, I'm not. The owners have told me that we're staying open til midnight now." Ellsworth grins, expecting everyone to go along with his excitement at the news. "What the hell?" Serena, the black cashier chimes in. "You want us to work another hour? How the hell is that great news?" She shakes her head and walks off, waving off Ellsworth. "Yeah... that's what we all need... more fucking work." Max shakes her own head, belching as she folds her arms, standing all grumpy at the counter. "Another hour means another hour of pay. So, more money for everyone." Ellsworth keeps grinning, pumping his fists to hopefully drum up some excitement from the crew. "... And more cheap ass customers." Max flips off Ellsworth, then walks back into the kitchen, all frustrated. He's taken aback by her grumpiness. Ellsworth's got the goofiest ass surprised look on his always goofy looking face. Dude has a special knack for looking goofy. He's the best ever at it. Spence gives him a run for his money though. "C'mon, guys. This is gonna be great for everyone. OK? I wouldn't let you down." Ellsworth's ridiculously goofy smile doesn't get over too well with the frustrated staff. They all walk off and ignore him. "So... How's things with you, Kelly?" Penny asks the eye poppingly gorgeous bartender. "Things are ok. I've got some money saved up and I've got a couple of side deals going, so I'm doing OK. How about you, doll?" Kelly wipes down the bar. Penny takes a seat... and a deep breath. "Not too good at all. Max and I are broke. Just 2 Broke Bitches." "Is it really that bad? What happened? I thought you guys had your cupcake business going. What happened?" "We fucked up, I guess. Not enough horny dudes out there that wanna buy cupcakes from a couple of slutty, desperate broads. I mean, we showed off our tits and ass and everything. Buy a cupcake... cop a feel. Great marketing ploy I thought. But no! And my stupid acting lessons were a waste too. All I got to show from them is two blowjobs I had to give just to get an audition... FOR THE SAME COMMERCIAL! AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET IT! DAMN!" Penny shakes her head in her hands, sobbing, all depressed again. Kelly pours her a drink and rubs her face. "It's gonna be OK, doll. I promise." She smiles a very comforting smile. Penny chugs the drink. "You sound just like James." "Where is that handsome stud, anyway?" Kelly asks, still smiling, rubbing Penny's hand to comfort her even more. "Umm... I think he's hanging with a friend. But don't tell Max." "I won't. Another female friend, huh? He fucked me yesterday afternoon. I was hoping I could see him again tonight, but I guess we're working late now." "GODDDD.... More work." Penny lays her head on the bar, all down and frustrated. Kelly rubs her back. She smiles when she gets my text. "The stud himself." Kelly looks over my text. Penny raises her head, still sobbing. She collects herself so she can get back to work. "My night's made. James is coming over and he wants to see me. Now... can I just get someone to cover the bar for me? Hmmmm..." Kelly looks around. "I'll do it. I'll pull double duty. Besides... it's not like this place is packed anyway." Penny looks around. There's only one customer in a booth. He's been sitting there for awhile, reading a book. "You sure you can handle it?" "Yeah. Don't worry. I'll be fine." "Ok, doll. Thanks a lot. I can't wait to see James. He said he'll be here a little later so I'll get as much done as I can before he gets here. "Don't let Max see you with him." "I'm gonna sneak out when he gets here. We can fuck in his van. I love that van. Hehe." Kelly grins all naughty and turned on. I do have a pretty bitchin' van. All retro and pimped out. "Me too. God... he fucked me last week in the back of it. My ass was sore for three days afterwards. Between his huge cock and the huge dildo in my ass at the same time. God... it was freaking amazing. A little painful, but still freaking amazing." Penny finally smiles. Over in the kitchen... "How you feeling, Max?" Spence tries to be nice, but Max isn't in the mood for it. "HOW AM I FEELING??? HOW AM I FEELING???" Max pokes Spence in the chest, an angry snarl on her still awesomely gorgeous face. Spence gets a little nervous at my girl's intenseness though. "WELL... I'M BROKE! ALL WE HAVE HERE IS CHEAP ASS CUSTOMERS! I'VE NOW GOTTA WORK AN EXTRA HOUR FOR NOTHING! AND... I'M FUCKING BROKE!!! THAT'S HOW I'M FUCKING FEELING!!!" Max pokes Spence in the chest again and storms off. Spence looks around, caught off guard by my girl's anger, and rubs his sore chest. Max's pokes are pretty darn hard... especially when she's angry. Max walks out back of the diner and sits on the sidewalk. She lights up and smokes, trying to chill before she goes all postal up in the diner. "Fucking stupid life. What happened? I mean... I've got these tits..." Max pushes up her amazing breasts, looking them over and nodding. She keeps smoking, and watching traffic go by. She gets a message. It's from a customer that she met before. Dude said he was a photographer. He offered to take some nudes of her and make her some good money. He gave Max his business card. Max gave him her number, but forgot about him after she thought about it. She didn't think he was for real. Just another scammer in LA trying to fuck her. "Yeah... old perv. Yeah... you'll make me BIG BUCKS. Sure." Max looks away from her phone, still not believing the guy. She smokes, blowing big smoke rings up towards the night sky. Max gets another text from the same old dude. "I'm not joking, Max. I promise. I used to work for Penthouse, now I'm freelancing. Give me a call. I promise I can make you really good money... Dale." Max thinks about it, smoking while trying not to get too pissed off at all the honking horns on the street. Hollywood is noisy as all hell at night. She gets up and brushes herself off, finishes her joint, then heads back into the diner, still not knowing what she'll do about Dale the photographer. "Ayeeee, Spenceyyy." Sofia sits at the counter, greeting her boyfriend in the kitchen. "Heyyyy, baby. How's my girl?" "I'm great, papi. When's your break? I need some sausage. Hehehe." Sofia smirks all naughty at the super horny cook. Spence waves her back to the kitchen. Sofia jumps up and strolls so sexy back there, smiling bright and super happy. They start kissing very passionately, Sofia's legs wrapped around Spence. He carries her back into the walk in fridge as they wildly swap spit. While Spence and Sofia get freaky in the fridge, Penny takes care of a new customer. "So... how much, baby?" The pervy dude asks with a cocky grin. "How much what?" "How much to see 'em" The dude points at Penny's gorgeous tits. Her cleavage is very enticing... and very visible. Much like her almost always rock hard nips. They're poking right though that yellow minidress top. Penny's braless. It's a work time specialty of hers. "You wanna pay to see my tits?" "Hell yeah. So... how much?" "Fuck off, loser." Penny walks off in disgust. "Whatever." The dude looks around for Max. "That asshole wants to pay to see my tits. Fuck that." Penny tell herself, then stops herself abruptly. "Wait a minute. I need money. And some asshole wants to pay to see my tits. I could make some easy money here. Huh...." She debates the situation in her head for a moment. "Fuck it. I'll do it." Penny walks back over to the customer and gets down to business. "Ok, buddy. $100 bucks." Penny gives him a real serious look. "No way... $20." Dude tries to play it cool. "You're fucking kidding me. I'm not showing you my tits for 20 bucks. Fuck that!... $75." Penny stands there, arms folded under her perky breasts, still real serious looking. Dude thinks about it for a minute. "50 bucks is as high as I can go. C'mon, baby. You've got great tits, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Take it or leave it." Penny holds back the urge to punch this jackoff in the face. She thinks about it......... "Ok. Money first though." Penny holds out her hand. The cocky dude snickers, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fifty. He hands it to Penny and waits. Penny looks around, then slowly unzips her top. Those very beautiful, very perky breasts slowly appear. The dude smirks nice and wide, eager to see them. Penny pulls her top off her tits and voila. They're right there in front of his eyes. Cone shaped, perky tits, so perfectly shaped. The nipples pink and rock hard. Jutting straight out so perfectly. The dude just nods, grinning all cocky. He likes 'em a lot. He starts to reach over and cop a feel, but Penny quickly slaps his hands away and zips up. "You paid to see them... that's all." Penny walks off, counting her newly earned money. "Finally a good tipper. It's about damn time." Max tells Penny at the counter when she sees the money. "Not a tip." "He just gave it to you?" "Yeah... to see my tits." Penny winks at Max. They walk back into the kitchen. "Ha! That's my girl. Use the goods to get some dough." Max high fives Penny. "I used to do that, but the lame ass cheap wads started infiltrating those customers too, so I stopped." Max explains. "AYE PAPI!!!!!! FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Max and Penny look at each other, then at the cooler. They walk over to it and and listen in to Spence and Sofia going at it. They can hear boxes flying and thighs slapping against other body parts. Sofia keeps screaming and Spence keeps grunting and groaning. "Damn... little perv can rock a pussy I guess." Max says with a horny smirk, her head up against the cooler door. "Sounds like it." Penny agrees. She listens in closely too. About ten minutes later, Spence and Sofia walk out, kissing and fixing their clothes. "Gracias, papi. That was so GOOOOOOOODDDDDD! AYE!!!" Sofia pats Spence's goofy grinning face and walks off, waving at Penny and Max. "Well... look at you. Laying the pipe at work. You think you're a stud now, huh?" Max asks Spence sarcastically, her hands on her hips. She chuckles at Penny. "I know I'm a stud, baby. Wanna find our for yourself, sweet tits?" Spence smirks, all cock and full of himself. Max snarls at him and gives him a big time purple nurple, twisting and pinching both of his nipples really hard. Spence screams out in pain. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, JACKASS????" "Owwww!!! I meant Max. I meant Max!!" Max lets go of Spence's bruised nipples and storms off, disgusted by Spence. He rubs his battered nips and growls in pain. Penny snickers, very amused at Spence's painful comeuppance. She shakes her head at him and heads back to the front to wait on some more... hopefully good tipping this time... customers. I made it to the diner pretty quietly. Kelly came out and hopped in the back of my van without Max seeing her, so no drama. "God... you're breasts. Holy hell! How'd you get such perfect boobs, baby?" I ask as I worship them, licking, kissing, and sucking them with all of my lustful might. Kelly's tits are so big, they drown me in soft white titty flesh... and I sure don't mind. "Mmmmmmm..." She hugs me tight to her amazing chest, rubbing her mega jugs all over my supremely delighted face. "They're a gift, baby. A big, beautiful gift... just for you, baby. Hahaha." Kelly and I share a nice, lusty laugh as I suck my way around her vast boob forest. "Shit." "What is it? Mmmmmmmm." Kelly's titty massage on my face intensifies. I manage to mumble out, "Max wants to know where I am." Those mega melons are gonna be the death of me someday... but what a way to go. Kelly ends the fantastic face massage. "Did you tell her you were here?" "Nah... I'd rather keep my nuts intact." That gets a giggle from Kelly. "I'll tell her I'm at the liquor store. She knows I go over there and hang out." Kelly slides my dick up her 53 year old pussy, sitting down on it, as I text Max my lie. Fucking fabulous coochie on that chick. So wet and warm and inviting. It sucks me right in. The extra soft gold shag carpet under me is so comfy too. Damn... I'm so damn comfortable, I can't stop grinning. "There..." I put my phone down, then pick it back up to take a few pics of Kelly's 34FFs as they jut out, right at me. I drop my phone, then my hands go to work on those beauties... Replacing my mouth from earlier. Drowning in a vast valley of huge, hefty titty perfection. About five minutes into Kelly riding my cock into pussy pleasing nirvana, Max starts banging on the side door of the van. Thankfully, I lowered the shades when I first got in. I've got gold shades, or blinds, on each window. I lowered them all for privacy, since I'm with Kelly... in the parking lot of the diner where my girl works at. Smart move on my part, I gotta say. Kelly starts to say something to me, but I quickly put my hand over her mouth and give her the shush signal. I decide to play it quiet and pretend I'm not in the van. Thankfully again, Max doesn't have a key. "JAMES!" Max bangs on the door. She can bang a door pretty darn hard... a cock too, but that's another thing. "... YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE AT THE LIQUOR STORE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? AND WHERE'S KELLY???? JAMESSSSSSS!!!" Max's banging... now moving around the van... gets even louder. Kelly and I keep quiet in the back of the van. Max keeps banging and shouting for a few more minutes, walking around the van and trying to see in, all angry at me. I may have messed up this time. Hmmm... How to get out of this...... Think, James.......... I pick up my phone and text Max. I tell her my sister borrowed my van to go to the bowling alley across the parking lot from the diner. Bingo. She texts me back, "Oh... I'm out here banging on your van. I thought you lied to me and you were out here fucking Kelly or something. Sorry." Max adds a kiss and lick emoji. Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but in this particular case... lying your ass off was the best one. Max walks back into the diner, and Kelly and I breathe a sigh of relief... and start back fucking. Hey, we were already out here doing it, so... might as well finish it. While Kelly rides me wet and wild, my van rockin' and rollin' all over the parking lot from it, over in Ellsworth's office... "That's right, bitch boy... eat that black ass! You want us to work longer, then yo ass is gonna eat my ass as long as I want, whiteboi! Yeahhhhhh!" Serena reaches back and rubs Ellsworth's goofy ass grinning face all up in her spectacular black rump. Them big ass booty cheeks smacking the shit outta the diner manager's pasty white face. Serena's extra juicy ebony cunt wetting Ellsworth's blonde and brown goutee as he sloppily tongue fucks that awesome ebony rump. "Umph, argh, oomph, ahh, mmph....." Ellsworth mumbles and groans incoherently as that big black booty works over his white face, Serena's ass crack gliding up and down that goofy ass face repeatedly. She boss bitch, dominatrix smirks back at him, slapping at him and rubbing his over the top, goofy grinning face even deeper in her bouncing black badonkadonk ass. Ellsworth's tongue is chin deep up in Serena's booty, lapping away at her beautifully sweet smelling... and tasting... bowels. Serena is the real boss and Ellsworth loves it. Back in my van... "GOD! YES! UHHHHHH!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!! I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!" Kelly and I cum at the same time, a mutual gigantic BIG O. Her cream batters my fourteen inches of fame, while my super creamy sperm bathes her trembling twat walls over and over and over and over. We both cum so damn much. It leaks out, rolling down our legs. We kiss passionately, our tongues violently fucking as we kiss like a newly married couple madly in love. I've always wondered if I should've been with Kelly instead of Max. I never mention this to Max of course, but Kelly and I are extremely close. I've gotten her pregnant three times... all adoptions. She kept telling everyone at the diner it was some mysterious stranger she met at a club... instead of me. Kelly and I snuggle, her on top of me, rubbing my chest. "I love you, James." "I love you too, babe. I really do." "You do?" Kelly looks up at me, softly rubbing my cheek. "Yes... and it's driving me crazy. I love Max too. And I don't wanna hurt her. But... I get all gaga when I'm around you, sweet tits." We laugh. "Mmmmmmmmmm. Me too, sweet dick. Hahahaha." Kelly rubs those 34FFs fun bags all over my chest while she rubs my resting cock nice and soft at the same time. Yep... I'm gaga over this chick. Max has another break so she decides to walk down the street, putting on her coat before she goes, to Dale the photographer's studio. Meanwhile, Penny gets some great news inside the diner. "HOLY SHIT!" "What's wrong Pennyyyyy?" Sofia asks her. She's having a coffee at the counter. She's flirting with a male customer so Spence is eyeballing her. "I GOT AN ACTING GIG... AND I GKT THE BIGGEST TIP I'VE EVER GOTTEN! HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" Penny's so excited. An old lady customer left her a five thousand dollar check as a tip with a note. "This is for you, sweetheart. I felt so sorry for you and your bad luck when you were telling me about all of your troubles. I used to be just like you... then I married a well hung stud with a couple of billion in the bank and WOOHOO! I'm rolling in the dough... and dick. Take care, doll." Penny also landed a role in a B movie. Something about a female ape or something. Seems like her luck is finally turning around. Kelly and I and Sofia congratulate her. Hugs, kisses and booty squeezes... on my part... make it a real nice moment. Max comes rolling in the front door shouting all happy as well. "HOT DAMN! HOT DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!" She jumps into my arms and feverishly kisses me all over my face, licking me too. "Baby, your girlfriend is now a model... a model with a 5 grand check!" Max is freaking giddy. She shows me the check, kissing and licking me some more. Dale came through. He paid her $5,000 for some nudes. Her tits are definitely worth the 5Gs. And Ellsworth didn't even complain she was thirty minutes over her break time. He was still all happy about tossing Serena's tasty salad in his office. "I told you things would turn around, you two." I hug Max and Penny... winking at Kelly too. She blows me a kiss as we all applaud Max and Penny's newfound luck. "Yep... you sure did, stud. Penny... I guess we're just 2 sorta Broke Bitches now." Max and Penny share a laugh and happy hug. Final Total... 10 grand ahead. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  I'm Dick, Bitch! This one is for my ladies at the This Is Trash Podcast... What up, bitches!... Bend over and spread 'em... Daddy's here............ I'M DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swagg Pimpin' all over your ass 24 fucking 7! Yeah, you know me. I'm Dick The Pimp. Been rockin' Literotica since 2018, swagg pimpin' all over the fans... and the bitch boy trolls... ever since. This is a little different story. Don't worry, it's filthy as fuck. Bitches gettin' pimped. Holes gettin' pounded. And all of it topped off with a big ol' dose of the Dick The Motherfucking Pimp specialty.... PISS! Anyway, I'm gonna tell this story a little different than I normally do. A couple of super sleazy flashbacks, mixed in with a little of my real life trashy pimp story with the standard, freaky ass and twisted Dick The Pimp fantasy fuckery you know and love. If you dig what I do, thank you and you'll really enjoy this story. If you don't dig what I do..... Well... Fuck you and you'll definitely get pissed off by this story. And you know what? I really don't give a fuck either way. That's me. I'm Dick... and your bitch loves me. Keep on fuckin' my fellow pervs. Now... On with the fuck show.......... Real life events and people changed for dramatic... and other... purposes... It's a fuck fantasy peeps... NYC... 2010... "Yeah... I gotta go out there. Money calls. A pimp gotta follow the dollar signs... Yeah. My bitch Misha hooked me up with an actress out there. Porn, dude. She's gonna hook me up with some of her friends that need some extra cash. A couple of famous bitches too... You know it... Later." Grabbed a cab and headed to JFK. Caught my flight and slept most of the way there. Gotta recharge the pimp batteries. The plane pulled into LAX... East coast pimpin' gonna take over the west coast. Here I come City Of Angels. "Hey, Dick." "Hey, Gianna. Looking amazing, baby doll." "Awww...thanks, babe. You're looking fine too. You gonna give me some dick... Dick?" Gianna smiles all naughty at me as we waited for the cab. "Damn straight, baby." A nice and cocky pimp wink for my new main bitch. We went at it hard and heavy in the back of the cab. The driver kept peepin' us while he drove. Thankfully the horny motherfucker didn't wreck. Gianna Michaels drove her tongue down my throat so far, it felt like she could lick my ass from the inside out. Damn, that bitch has some gorgeous titties. I slapped 'em and squeezed 'em extra rough while we sucked tongues and swapped spit. Gianna started blowing me at a stoplight. The driver, some old hairy dude, got a nice long glimpse of the sloppy blowjob. The porn queen sucking off the new king pimp of LA right there beside an In 'n Out. Gianna's head bouncing in my lap full messy speed ahead, ten inches of thick pimp dick shoved down her fucking throat. My hand pushing her down as far as I could as she sucked me off, spit flying and hanging off of everywhere. Messy as shit and fucking awesome as shit! Gianna loves getting used in public. I fucked her a few times before I came out here and each time we fucked in public. She and I have that fetish in common. Watch on, pervy motherfuckers. Watch the fuck on! She was riding me a minute after the cab started moving again. Bouncing all crazy on my thick, throbbing meat her juices rolling down my fat ass shaft. I knew I was gonna make a fortune off this bitch. I shoved my head deep into her big titty valley and sucked away, all violent and sloppy. So much titty meat in my mouth, I could barely breathe. Gianna kept screaming and creaming the whole time, flooding that dude's cab big time. We stopped again, right as I came in her pussy. Gianna looked right into my eyes, the sluttiest look ever plastered all over that perfect face, licking her lips nice and heated and all. We kissed deep for a minute as I finished cum dumping in her. God damn! My dick kept lurching around inside her flooded cunt. It felt so fucking good! "Wanna fuck her?" I surprised the cabbie. I may have surprised Gianna a little too initially, but she quickly played along. "Huh?... Oh... sure. How much?" "A grand for a fuck." I winked at Gianna. She smirked back, snickering too, then licked my lips. "I don't have that much, sorry." "$100 for a blowjob." He thought about it for a second. Gianna smiled all naughty at me. "Ok, sure." "Pull over and have the money ready. No fuckin' around." I laid down the law. I kissed Gianna all deep and horny. Making money always turns me the fuck on. Pimpin' one of my hot bitches does too. Dude pulled over to a quiet spot in a hurry and whipped out a hundred dollar bill. Gianna grabbed it, and handed it to me. She learns fast. Good. A minute later, the old dude was sitting beside me in the back seat getting his old greasy knob slobbed by a world famous porn slut. He was having a grand ol' time, grinning from hairy ear to hairy ear. Gianna kept smiling up at me from the floor, she was down there on her knees spitting all I've that fat old dick, then sucking it all the way in and shaking her head around on it. Wild and messy blowjob... the best kind. Old dude grunted real loud when he started to cum. Gianna whipped his old wrinkled dick outta her mouth and jerked him off all over her huge heaving tits. She slapped that fat greasy dick on her cummy tits and rubbed it all in his watery seed, sucking it once to get a taste. She threw me a happy ho wink, and away we went. My first LA pimpin' money made. That's how it all started for me in LA. Gianna introduced me to her friends and next thing you know I had a stable of hot porn hoes up and runnin'... and making me money. Big money! Swagg Pimpin' all day, every day. The cabbie drove us to Gianna's place. I stayed there for a few days til I got settled in my new hometown. Gianna, my new main bitch. Top ho from the get go. Gianna happily drank three loads of my nice and tangy, very special swagg pimp edition NYC piss that first night. Gotta get the bitch used to my taste nice and fast. I'm all about the piss, bitches. Yeah... you know me. LA... 2021... "Dick... you got a fix for me, daddy? Pretty please." My bitch Jessica Simpson knows I'll hook her up. Most people don't know she's coke head. She does a great job keeping that shit private. I help with that too. I've got some good connections that can cover that shit up if needed. I pass her some blow and get a sweet kiss. Fair trade, huh? Yeah... don't get cute. The bitch fucks me whenever I want it, and she buys me stuff too. A lot of stuff! I'm a pimp... I always get paid. "Thank you, baby." Jessica licks my face before she runs off to the bathroom to get high. I chill on the sofa, watching some TV and drinking a beer. Got a big ol' brick of cash on the coffee table. Last night's take. Got them hoes walkin' overtime on the track. I'm Dick, Bitch! That's what I do. I prop my feet up and smile. Christine Divine's on the news. Fox 11. If her fans knew what she does for me... and the tricks. Fuck! She's one nasty... but real beautiful... news ho. Light chocolate delight. My vanilla gorilla loves it too. Leaning back, smoking the best shit I've ever smoked. Alia really came through. Alia Janie's a former porn chick that's turned into a comedienne. Funny thing is, she's a New York comic now, but used to live out here. I'm a former New Yorker that lives out here now. Funny life, huh? Anyway, she hooked me up when she was out here with me last week. I have a regular supplier, but the bitch got pinched. So Alia bailed me out. That's what friends are for. Especially my friends. Sweet smoke slowly blowing out. Jessica comes back out, and jumps on me on the couch, all happy and horny. Damn, she's beautiful. One of the most beautiful women in the entertainment biz. Blonde and big tits... just like Big Daddy likes. Oh hell yeahhhhhh. She leans over and kisses me, remnants of coke dust on her nose. I slap and squeeze that sweet ass in her pink shorts, sliding them off of her nice and quick. Jessica goes to work on me as we kiss, pulling off my shorts and grinding that bald, dripping wet pussy all over my dick. Her big titties rubbing all over my chest too. Always a good thing. "Yo..." "Hey, daddy. Just wanted to call you and tell you I finished with the trick. He tipped me real well too. I'll bring over the money." "Cool, baby. Later." My bitch Kate Upton let me know what's up. I hooked her up with a rich dude and she did her thing... Cha ching. Kate's one of my all time biggest earners. I've been pimpin' her for about five years now. Jessica meanwhile is eating my dick, having sloppily licked her way all the way down to it, her pink lipstick smeared all over my abs. While Jessica's proving how much of a slutty cock hound she is, I check out my poem on the wall across the room as I smoke. Red, dripping blood style writing with a black frame. Who am I? Well... I'm king... And I'll tell you why. I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'll make your girl drool... Yeah... That's me. I'm a pimp, Never a gimp, Always makin' money, Dippin' Honey. Rollin' blunts, Fuckin' cunts, Your girl dreams of me... You'll see. I'm me... Fucked up and free. Swagged out with my big ass cock out. Man, Myth, Legend... You decide which. I'm me... I'm Dick, Bitch! Poetic swaggness right there. I wrote that when I first got to LA. "God, I love your cock, baby. Mmmmmmmmm. Fuck my throat, big daddy. Use me. I'm your bitch. Use your bitch good, daddy." Hottest slutty whore from Texas ever. I get down to the rough throat fucking, holding Jessica's head and violently ramming my ten thick straight down there. She gags and pukes as I pull out, vomit and spit hanging very obscenely from my dick to her lips. It's fucking awesome! I ram back down and fuck her even harder, the very loud, very sloppy gagging noises she's making, spurring me on even more. I just smirk and rape her throat some more. Jessica fully submits, gladly letting me roughly abuse her throat, taking it for my filthy, perverted pleasure. My kinda bitch. The violent throat pummeling lasts for an hour or so. There's so much vomit and spit everywhere, my maid's gonna have a super fit. Fuck her. The bitch needs to work harder anyway. I piss all over Jessica's messy smiling face first. My yellow dick wine splashing her blonde whore face like a tidal wave, bouncing off that gorgeous face furiously, splattering anywhere and everywhere. Jessica gulps down a couple of mouthfuls of warm piss, then gets some more violent throat raping, in and out, harder and harder and fucking harder! More puke. More piss. More spit... a lot more mess. About ten minutes later, the bitch drinks my huge load. My sperm rocketing down her gaped out throat at break neck speed. Jessica coos and moans so happy as she gulps down my entire spermy wad, drinking every thick drop of dick ooze, willingly and so fucking joyfully. Kate drops by and hands me all the cash. True pimpin'. I get all the money. I take real good care of my bitches though. I count off about half of the dough and give it to Kate. She kneels down and blows me as a thank you. If you properly train your hoes, you will always be rewarded for it. Getting a blowjob from Kate Upton after she hands you a huge wad of cash will make your ego go through the fucking roof. That's my life, bitches. Bitches, money, and more of both. All day, everyday. Kate drinks the super creamy jizz shake in record time. Bitch can work a dick like nobody's business. Her sexy cooing as she very happily sucks down my jizz only makes the experience even more beautifully fucking fantastic. I decide to feed her times two. Yep... piss time again. Kaye opens up and smiles. Supermodel perfection up close. My piss shoots right into that perfect mouth and right down her fucking throat. She keeps her mouth open so Jessica can film it all with Kate's phone. She wants to keep a vid for later. Naughty whore always looking for more. I keep pissing, blasting Kate's tonsils non stop with my tangy dick wine. She drinks it down, swallowing a big mouthful, then patiently letting her mouth fill up again, before swallowing another one down. Jessica hands me the phone and they share the last mouthful, kissing and piss swapping happily as they suck tongues and spit into each other's nasty whore mouths. Only thing better than a horny hot whore is two of 'em. Especially if they're drinking my fucking piss. My sister Gina flew in from New York to stay with me for a week or so. I fucked her in the car on the way back from the airport. Nothing fancy. Just a standard ass fucking in the back seat. I love cum dumping in her big, thick rump. She loves it too. My sister is the ass fuck queen of the east coast. God.. I love fucking her big ass. Makes me so hard just thinking about it. I pimp her ass too. Gotta pimp your family too, bitches. Ain't nothin' wrong with some family pimp fun. Money's money. It's still green... know what I mean? Dude... I pimp everybody. Dick's pimp game is unmatched. I'll pimp my mom, your mom, your mom's mom, your third cousin's step mom's mom. You name it. Bitch has some good pussy... I'll make a buck off it. Again... I'm Dick, Bitch! 2015... NYC... My first trip back home after my move to LA... I was hanging out with my bitch Karen Gravano from that Mob Wives show. We we're on Fifth Avenue shopping. More like she was shopping and I was along for the ride. "Dick, baby. It's good to have you back home. Be careful though. There's still some bad feelings about Tommy and what he did. I'll protect you though." Karen threw me a sexy kiss as she looked through the furs. Tommy was a childhood friend of mine that got mixed up in a bad situation and ended up getting life for it. No further details at this time. Not important. I ended up getting some residual heat from what Tommy did even though I had nothing at all to do with it. It's one of the reasons I ended up in LA. That's not my life. To each, their own. That life ain't for me though. I'm all about pimpin' and fuckin', the order of those two switches by the second. "Come..." Karen grabbed my hand and led me to the dressing room, a fur on her arm. Chinchilla I believe. "Whip it out, daddy." Karen bit my lower lip and sucked hard on it, rubbing my cock real nice through my leather pants. I whipped it out and my gorgeous bitch went to work. Karen wrapped both hands around my massive shaft and pumped it fast, licking and biting my neck as I growled with sheer, boner raising delight. A drop of precum oozed outta my piss slit and Karen swiped it up with a finger, letting me watch her suck it down, her cherry red, voluptuous lips pursed so tight around her finger as she sucked it like a cock. Slutty bitch had me at that sexy shit. Karen knelt before me and worshipped the king pimp's dick. "Suck it, slut!" "Mmmmmmmmm. Yes, sir. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmm." Those full lips sucked me so good, pursing around my thick meat, pulling it further and further into her mouth. My precum slimy bathing Karen's naughty tongue. That bitch knows what's she's doin'. She's a helluva good earner too. I made $25,000 off Karen and those titties in five minutes one time. Dude in a club was so desperate to titty fuck her, she worked him for 25K. And it all came to daddy. Money money money money money! "Bob that shit, baby. Funky cold bj." My smokey pimp smirk making Karen laugh around my ten inch meat. That brown haired head flying as she sucked me, faster and more relentlessly. Those lips racing up and down my shaft, her spit following right behind so perfectly. Damn sales clerk kept banging on the door wanting me to put out my joint. I tossed her a 20 and ignored her. I ass fucked Karen from behind, watching in the mirror, all calm and chill... pimp vibe on high... as she took every thick inch of pimp daddy dickness in that phat ass, shaking it for me, and on me. My big hands vice locked on her huge tits, squeezing 'em senseless as my hips slammed into Karen's jiggly ass, mercilessly driving my big pimp dick even further up there. "GOD DAMN!! I'M CUMMING!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" Karen's pussy cream splattered the dressing room wall so violently. You could hear a loud SPLAT each time a wave of her cum shot across there. That bitch has a power pussy for sure. It pelted the living fuckery outta that wall. SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT... It went over forever. My dick kept throbbing inside that tight rump, piledriving up it non stop as I squeezed the living titty fuck outta her huge fucking melons. GOD DAMN! I LOVE FUCKING A WHORE UP THE ASS!!! AND IN PUBLIC TOO! WOO FUCKIN' HOO, BITCH!!! Karen sucked down my full, super charged protein load, non stop gooey cream pelting her tonsils and racing down her throat. She pumped my thick throbbing base so fucking fast I thought my dick was gonna fly off. Karen drank every single drop. Sucking it out, then quickly slurping it down. I banged her throat, my hand on her head, smacking her face as I did. Bitch loves rough sex. I just pimp smirked, smoke flying from my mouth as I throat hanged my bitch so rough and rowdy, Karen almost fell over twice. I was shaking her head around as I violently fucked that bitch's throat, her intensely happy smile spurring me on... Bingo! My second load of cum pumped relentlessly straight down her gullet. Right to her stomach. Karen opened her throat wide and submitted to her man... her pimp. A bitch on her knees in front of you, smiling up at you with such intense love. Desperately wanting to please you any way you want... that's what makes a pimp. That's what makes me Dick The Motherfucking Pimp, bitches! "Mmmmmm. Thank you, daddy. God.... Your cum makes me so wet... see..." Karen pulled her fingers outta her super soaked pussy and showed me. I leaned down and sucked 'em clean as she sucked me clean. Two wild eyed sexed up New Yorkers sucking down cum in a Saks Fifth Avenue dressing room. NYC swagg pimp style. Yeah... that's me. LA... 2021... I was hanging with my bitch Jamie the other day. She does a podcast... This Is Trash Podcast. We were chillin' on the couch, smokin' and watching some porn. Chillaxin' the Dick The Pimp way. And that meant my pimp dick was up her butt. Yeah, she was riding me, her back to me. That bitch was smokin' and dick riding like a champ. My kind of multitasking. Her head leaned back... her big titties being roughly molested by yours truly's horny ass hands. My fingers pinching, and flicking her throbbing nips, rolling them quickly through my fingers. Her tight butt kept pulling and pumping my ten inch pimp rod every time her ass came up off me. She slammed it back down on me over and over as I reached around and rubbed her fucking clit as fucking fast as humanly possible. Her pussy was jumping and jiving, quivering and quaking. I kept rubbing faster faster faster faster faster faster anddddddddddddddd....... FUCKING FASTER!!!!! That bitch came so hard it even surprised me. It shot outta that hard rockin', thumping, trashy podcasting poontang like it was shot out a damn canon. Fuck Fuck Fuck! BA---BOOM, BITCHES!!! Jamie splashed my TV, my poem on the wall from earlier, even my Yosemite Sam doll I had against the wall for good luck. I won the lotto once right after I bought him so I keep it around for the hell of it. Poor Yosemite. Oh well... He liked it though. Dude got a brand new sweet pussy jizz mustache. It was a rootin' tootin' blast for damn sure. I pulled Jamie back down to me and shoved my fucking tongue down her throat, still rubbing and smacking her pounding clit... alternating... as I drive my thick pimp dick up her butt. She was screaming wildly in my mouth, and still creaming all over my sofa... and even some more on Yosemite Sam. I jumped up when it was time, and she knew exactly what to do, quickly kneeling in front of me. "It's cum time, bitch." I pimp smirked at her. Jamie just smiled at her pimp, her tongue wildly lapping at my flying sperm wave. My thick creamy jizz blasted her mouth, her tongue, and even painted her cheeks. I kept cumming and cumming. So much gooey, silky smooth dick milk gravy. Jamie cooed happily and drank it, furiously sucking my mushroom crown, her tongue dancing around under it. I lit another blunt and smoked, puffing and exhaling at the ceiling, then smirking at Jamie, all cocky and pimptastic. We both knew she loved my cum... and me. She rubbed my thighs as I smoked, not even looking at her. I let her finish drinking me cum dry, then I finally winked at her, softly caressing her sexy face. A sweet moment between the king of pimps and his bitch...... then I passed down her throat. Gotta be me, bitches. Ha. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm... so goodddddddddddd." Jamie cooed around my pissing cock, rubbing my thighs, greedily gulping down my pimp infused duck liquor like the sex crazed, Dick The Motherfucking Pimp lovin' bitch she is. So fucking hot! After I finished, I leaned down and kissed my bitch, piss and all. I held her face and tongue fucked while we swapped pissy spit. I'm diggin' this chick. I'm gonna keep her around. I can always use a good horny bitch. Cum and piss drinking on top of it. That's me, bitches. A short look into my pimp life. Be yourself. I'm me. Learn from me. Always be yourself. No matter what, who, or why... always be yourself. Hey, I'm the Pimp Of Pimps. Swagged out with my big ass cock out. I'm Dick, Bitch! 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Hot Chocolate Honeys Ch. 1 "DAMN!! FUCK!! UHHHHH!!" My bed's rockin' big time! "THAT FUCKING WHITE COCK IS FUCKING HUMONGOUS!! GOD DAMN!! FUCK!!" My girl Aryana is enjoying it. She can't stop squirting all over it... and me. Messy and beautiful at the same fucking time. I slap that dark black ass nice and hard! Aryana looks back at me, and gives me the sluttiest, sexiest moan ever. Some extra sweet ass tongue licking at me too. Them big ass ebony titties flopping under her. God damn! I love big black titties! All my side bitches got 'em too. Except my sister Dana. She's got sweet little ones. Small chocolate mounds of awesome. Love her. "FUCK ME, DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! HOLY FUCK!! GOD DAMN!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TEARING ME IN TWO!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!! I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! UHHHHH!!" More flash flood squirting from Aryana. I'm behind her. She's on all fours getting plowed royally from behind by fourteen inches of pure bred white dick. Thick, fat, veiny, and fuckin' fantastic! My cock's so wet from her milky juices, it almost falls outta her gaped out black pussy. Fucking awesome sight! That phat black twat so stretched out and winking hard. Fucking awesome for sure! I slap the fuck outta that phat black ass again... HARDER!! I pull out and swing my bitch around. "Drink my skeet, bitch." "My pleasure, baby!" Aryana furiously sucks away on my fourteen inches of fame. Her black head bobbing on it violently. Her tongue wrapped tight around my bulging white shaft. Her spit flying everywhere. Blast off! I lean back, light some smoke and puff away. My dark black honey feverishly pumps and sucks out my mighty wad, drinking all them ropes of thick, extra gooey white dick milk right down her extra fucking slutty black throat. Ain't nothing sexier than a big titty, hot black bitch drinking my sperm... and smiling and moaning very happily as she does. Tickling my big white balls and all. "Damn, daddy. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Your nut gets even tastier every time I drink it. I fucking love it so much. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Best ever, baby. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Yum." Aryana slowly sucks me dry. Cum dropless. Beautifully massaging my fat balls and all as she sucks me with such slutty love. I might marry this bitch soon. I just gotta. I've never found a bitch that can fuck as good as her, cook as good as her, take care of me as good as her, and suck down my dick milk as good as her. Beautiful black honey too. Very beautiful. We chill in the bed, sharing some real good smoke and snuggling. "Ariana's pregnant again." My Aryana tells me. She passes me the smoke, then licks my neck nice and slow. She definitely knows I love that shit. We share a nice, naughty chuckle. "Not by me this time though?" "Nope. Her boyfriend." "Good. That bitch has some sweet ass titty milk. I love it. Better than that shit in a gallon jug at the store any day." I wink and smirk, passing my chick the smoke. She smirks back, blows me a kiss, then puffs extra hard on that joint. Extra hard! Fuck. Her blowjob skills transferring over perfectly. She blows the sweet smoke towards me. I snatch it from the air, and playfully growl at her. Aryana laughs, then kisses me. Extra naughty, deep tongue action included. The other Ariana works for us. She's fucking beautiful as all hell too. Sweet ass titties that I freaking adore. God... I love that bitch's titties. I could talk about 'em all day. Aryana and I run Hot Chocolate Honeys. It's a special bakery. We specialize in chocolate treats. All kinds of 'em. Very special ones too. More on them later. We also pimp outta there. Pimpin' chocolate, if you will. Black whores that'll suck and fuck your balls off... and make you beg for more. Most of the honeys do double duty. We have a couple of just whores. A couple of just workers too. My adopted mama Oprah helps out a lot. She'll throw the extra sweet, black mama pussy at ya for the right price too. My adopted sister Dana works there too. She's one of the workers only though. She ain't a whore... yet. Aryana gets up to go shower. She crawls over me all sexy and all. I just snicker. She grins and blows me a sexy kiss while she's at it. I make sure and smack that extra gorgeous and jiggly ebony ass again as she hops off the bed. She shakes it for me, then reaches back and rubs my big ass white dick, and kisses me again, waving at me as she sashays her sexy way to the bathroom. I get a text from my best friend and roommate Spence. He's been fucking this hot black bitch over in Santa Monica I set him up with. Great ass on that honey. Great ass. He texts me some pics of their latest fuck and suck session. I skip over the ones where he's showing off his newly enhanced dick. There ya go. A close up of his bitch's ass. He didn't forget that thankfully. I save it. Top ten asses of all time on that chick. My bitch Aryana is on that list too. I met Aryana, as a matter of fact, while I was fucking Spence's chick. She passed us in the In 'n Out parking lot while we were fucking in the front seat. Aryana stopped and watched with a few others, and we hit it off. The rest is history. I head to the kitchen. I run into Dana in there. She comes over a lot. I don't mind at all. She and Aryana are good friends so it's cool. Aryana knows I fuck my sister too. I'm a hedonist. I fuck a bunch of chicks. "Mmmmmmmmm. Morning, baby." Dana greets me as I play with her titties through her white tank top from behind. She's making some bacon. I kiss her cheek and smile. I love my sister. I'm adopted, but we're closer than any blood relatives. I run my hands under her top and fondle those small chocolate mounds. Such big beautiful nipples. I roll 'em between my fingers, nice and quick, then cup those beautiful breasts, nice and rough. Dana coos happily, smiling happily too as she finishes up the bacon. "Here, handsome." She turns to me and puts a small piece of hot bacon in my mouth. I munch it down quickly. It's tasty for sure. Dana kisses my nose and smiles as I keep up the rough titty molesting under her top. Her chocolate nipples are so fucking hard, and thumping so hard too. I just rub the extra hard and rubbery, dark chocolate gum drop sized tips back and forth and keep grinning as Dana closes her eyes and grins herself. She's loving it. I kiss her, fucking her tongue with mine, bacon grease and all. Dana hugs me around my neck and grinds her beautiful, trim chocolate body up against mine as we very passionately kiss. I slide her skimp back shirts and black g string off, then move to my knees, slowly licking down her tummy as I go. I kiss her puffy black labia, then slowly lick all up in the slit, up and down, repeatedly. Dana grabs my short brown hair and plays with it as I work her silky smooth labia. My tongue dives in her black pussy, lapping away rapidly as it enters. God... my sister has a delicious pussy. Like the sweetest chocolate ever. My tongue enjoys it all as I suck on it. I suck harder and harder as Dana grinds that black pussy all over my white face, leaning against the counter as my tongue dives deep inside her pussy, lapping furiously at every inch of her pounding pink walls. My grin is so wide as I eat my sister's pussy, knowing how much she loves it. I can taste it too. She squirts right into my hard sucking mouth, my wildly licking tongue lapping at the pumping stream of honey sweet pussy milk shooting into my very happy mouth. I suck, and lap, it all out. "Mmmmmm mmmmmmmm! Soooooooo good. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Dana's licking her luscious red lips, her eyes closed, her sweet smile so wide and sexually heated. I stand up and kiss her, letting her taste her own juices. She coos happily into my mouth, hugging me again around my neck as I enter her. My massive white dick slowly inching up her tight, super wet chocolate cunt. God... her pussy's tight! It feels so damn good. Good grief! We keep kissing as Dana bounces on my cock I let her do all the hot and horny work. I hold her legs up around my waist as kiss away. Dana ravenously sucks my tongue, grinning happily as she bounces, my white dick driving further up her as we go, stretching her tight black pussy so wide. I squeeze that beautiful jiggly ass as we fuck, grinning myself from all of those beautiful sensations racing throughout my body. "I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Dana kisses me so deep as she violently squirts all over my massive manmeat. God... all those juices powerfully washing all my white cock. Fucking amazing! We keep kissing, and keep fucking. Dana's bouncing on my cock getting faster and more feverish. Her black pussy ravenously devouring my white meat with reckless, cock craving abandon. Fucking awesome! I cum up my sister's emphatically quivering cunt as she hugs me tight, kissing me with such raging passion. My thick and rich sperm rockets up that thumping chocolate cunt at full fucking speed. God... the violent jolts my cock makes each time it shoots out a thick spurt of cum. FUCK!! I growl and groan so happily. Dana laughs, kissing me even more passionately. Her red nails perfect scratching up and down my back as I finish cumming inside her. "Hahaha... I love you, bro. Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Dana laughs at my happy growls, licking, then kissing my lips so perfectly. "Back atcha, hot stuff. You got some sweet black pussy for sure." We share a sweet, horny laugh... and a long, deep kiss. God... my sis has a sexy ass tongue. Long and lusty. Just the way I love. Haha. Aryana walks into the kitchen in her white cotton bathrobe as we sit down to eat. Perfect timing. She sits in my lap and we share some bacon... and some hot kisses. My hands happen to slide into her robe to play with her 38Ds as Aryana eats. She slides me an approving wink and smirk... so does Dana. A nice, relaxing... kinda late... breakfast after some hot sex with my hot and sexy gals. A real good way to start the damn day. Later, at Hot Chocolate Honeys in West Hollywood... "Here ya go. I know you'll just loveeee these éclairs. They're very special for a very special reason. Hehe." Ariana winks all naughty at the gray haired black lady buying a dozen of our very special chocolate eclairs. They're really, really popular. Especially amongst our female... and gay... customers. "FUCK!!" I let out a big roar and I let out my huge wad of sperm. Aryana is sucking me off in the back, spitting.. after swallowing a little... and pumping out my thick, extra smooth cream into the mixing bowl. She blows me sexy kisses and licks at me as she pumps my mighty cock. Such a sexy fucking slut. Yep... cum is our very special, very special éclair ingredient. Usually my cum. Sometimes we use Spence's if I'm not available. We mix the smooth and creamy jizz with sugar and cream, and with other stuff, to make all kinds of filling for the éclairs, and all of our other very special treats. The cum is always in the very special ones. Our regular customers already know that. Our new ones can easily find that out if they ask the staff why they're "very special." "Yum!" Aryana laps up a thick drop of jizz hanging from the tip of my crown, gulping it down extra quick. "Most delicious secret ingredient ever, baby. Haha." Aryana sucks me clean, those extra luscious lips perfectly devouring my fat white rod, sucking it so smoothly. That black bitch is a cocksucker dream cum true. It's a real busy day at the store. Customers pouring in. Cha freaking ching, baby! All the staff is working hard... even Spence. He's bringing in all the freshly cooked pastries, cakes and pies, and cookies, making sure to put them in the right place... hopefully. He's had a slight problem with that in the past. Spence's girl Mone pulls up out back just as I go out to dump some trash. She waves me over and we chat for a few, sharing some smoke she had. "How's the store, daddy?" She puffs and passes to me. I'm standing by her driver's side window, checking the bitch out she's got some gorgeous ass tits on her. She's not just about the booty. I should've kept her for myself. I fuck her all the time anyway so it doesn't matter. "Goin' great, baby doll. Want a job?" I pass to her. "What kinda job, daddy." She passes back to me. "My very special ASSistant. Haha." We both share a smokey laugh at that one. "Mmmmmmmmm. I love that. Sure. Sounds fun, daddy." "You're hired. I just need to make sure you're up for the job though." I slide Mone a real naughty smirk. He smirks back, knowing full well what I mean. "Get in and make sure, daddy." Mone licks those super succulent cherry red lips so damn sexy and tempting for me. She waves me in to her car, nice and sexy too. This bitch is definitely too hot for ol' Spence. Her blonde braids get me hard before I even make my way into the passenger's side. As soon as I sit down in the car, Mone's got my giant white dick out and she's slurping away in the front seat. I'm smoking and looking around the parking lot to check out what's up. There's a hooker over behind the 7/11 blowing some old dude, all sloppy and messy as fuck. Huge tits on that gray haired black broad, but she looks like she's been around the bad side of the block a few thousand times... or so. Old dude pisses right in her fucking face just as Mone gets all fourteen inches of my white monster down her throat, bottoming out on it, spit rolling all over my cock and balls. We move to the back seat and I fuck the hot mixed broad, her ankles around my neck, my hands around her titties, and my white meat pounding the living fuck outta her mocha pudding... like only I can. "GOD DAMN! FUCK ME DADDY!! UHHH!! FUCK...... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! SHIT!!" Mone's squirming all over the back seat of her BMW, her gorgeous light brown titties jiggling perfectly as I lean down and ravenously suck 'em silly. My dick keeps on keepin' on, driving so deep inside that squirting cum fountain. Mone can't stop shooting her pussy milk on me. It fucking feels awesome.... And tastes even better. I swipe some off her pulsating labia and lap it off my dripping wet fingers. Mone licks those extra creamy lips for me, blowing me a huge slutty kiss as she twists my nipple piercings extra hard. I fucking adore that! Mone's car's bouncing in the back parking lot. My dick's bouncing deep and hard in her phat fucking cunt, that sweet mocha honey hole wrapped air tight around my fat ass fourteen inches of fame. I'm sucking viciously hard on her D cups, each one getting the same rough sucking treatment. Mone's playing with my hair, cooing and moaning nice and loud as I pound her out for an hour or so. By the time I get around to cumming, I'm soaked from Mone's mocha flavored honey cream. We're kissing deep and succulent as my white dick milk explodes up her violently quivering poontang, one long thick rope of extra gooey dick milk after the other pumping her mocha twat beyond full. It pours outta her, staining her black leather seat. She doesn't care. Mone's like me, she's all about the sexual gratification... the rest isn't important. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Damn, daddy. That was fucking amazing! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. So... do I get the job? Hahaha." "Damn right, slut. That... and you get a raise before you even start." I smirk and wink as we kiss all sloppy and horny. Mone licks my lips and smiles. "Haha... Mmmmmmmm... thank you, daddy. I'll make sure to earn it as much as possible. Hahahaha." We kiss some more, smoking in between lip locks, then kissing some more. I suck her fucking gorgeous, very jiggly titties a little more too, before I head back inside from my extended taking out the trash break. I call the old broad hooker over from 7/11. I get her name... Wanda... and her digits. I might pimp her out and throw a fuck or two into her old ass. She's got big old gorgeous cans if nothing else. "Damn, baby... you get lost in the dumpster or something?" Aryana smirks. She kisses me as she walks over to the dough that's mixing. I slap and squeeze that extra phat black booty and chuckle. I don't tell her about Mone... except for the fact that I hired her. She's cool with it. Tune in for episode 02 to see if Spence gets into any trouble... and to check out my mom and the rest of the crew. Hot Chocolate Honeys keepin' it nice and chocolatey... and funky. Ha. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  My Cheating Wife Stephanie McMahon "No, sweetheart. I'll be fine. Mmmmmmmmm. Oh yeah I'll definitely be FINE! UMM... No, no. I'm fine. I'm just stretching. I wanna get a good HARD... (Stephanie smirks back at Bob)... workout in. I gotta stay looking good for my man. Mmmmmmmm. God... I'm tight." "I'll say so." Stephanie looks back and shooshes Bob, winking at him too. "No. I'll be home tomorrow. I can't wait to see you. Mmmmmm. UHHHHH!!! Sorry... I had big kink there. I love you too. MWAH! See you tomorrow, my love. Bye." "Damn, Steph, as much as you've been fucked in the ass, you would think you're sweet butt wouldn't be so damn tight. Jesus!" "It's a gift, Bob. Mmmmmmmmm. Fuck my ass, big daddy. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh." Stephanie lays out on his desk as Bob ass fucks her from behind. Steph rips open her white blouse and exposes that white satin bra. Her huge enhanced tits perfectly encased in it. She bites her tongue, cooing in sheer bliss at the warm, stuffed feeling of that fat, nine inch dick sliding in and out... Be it slowly... of her divine ass. "Baby..." Bob slaps Steph's well toned ass, fucking her ass steadily. Long even thrusts up it. Her ass clenching down on his fat rod so snug the whole time. "... does your man know about me... or any of your other side dicks?" Bob fucks Stephanie a little faster, her huge jugs jiggling in that satin bra. "No! And I wanna keep it that way. Do you understand??" Steph gives him a stern sneer. "Sure, baby. No problem. It's more fun this way anyway. I dig fucking another guy's bitch. You know that." Bob slaps Steph's gorgeous butt again, harder this time. She can't help but moan. Steph loves some rough butt slapping... and fucking. "Well, well... what do we have here?" Bob's friend Max walks into the office and sees the hot anal action... and wants in. "Max... get your dick over here and shove it in this bitch's mouth. She's a whore. She wants to suck it... Don't you, baby?" Bob slaps Steph's gorgeous ass and yanks back on her long brown hair as he relentlessly rails up her tight butt. It clenches down so excitedly on that fat dick at the mere thought of another big dick in her extra slutty holes. "Damn right! Bring it over here, Max. Shove it right in." Steph blows Max a slutty kiss. It takes him about two seconds to reach the desk and grab Stephanie's head, as he shoves his eight inch dick right down her throat... all the way. My wife's a deepthroat queen so she handles it perfectly. Max rams down her throat repeatedly, holding her hair and slamming that extra thick meat really hard. Steph gags and spits all over it from the brutal, throat fucking force. Max just grins and laughs, loving dominating my wife's throat. "Damn, baby. You can suck a fucking cock." Max slaps Stephanie's wildly growling face. She's in the midst of pure animalistic sex rage. She's so turned in by being used and abused by those two big cocks. She violently squirts, blasting Bob with most of it. "She loves it. She cheats on her husband all the fucking time. She's even let the whole upper management crew gangbang her in the conference room... 4 times. She's a total slut. My kinda woman. Haha." "Mine too." Max slaps Steph's feverishly grinning face again, her spit pouring from her mouth. Bob grunts loud and shoots his sticky seed deep up Stephanie's ass, spreading her firm cheeks and watching his dick pump out his heavy load of sperm into her wildly shivering ass. He slaps it HARD! Steph moans the sluttiest moan ever and wiggles her ass for Bob. He slaps it again... and again... and again! She's screams with pure sexually raging bliss. Max grunts too, holding Stephanie's head in his cock. His ass comes off the desk and he pumps his very creamy seed right down my wife's very accepting throat. Steph moans happily as she greedily gulps down every last drop. "Take it, bitch! Drink my skeet, bitch! Yeahhhhhh! Fucking whore. Damn.... I'm gonna fuck the shit outta this bitch from now on! Hell yeah!" Max leans back and grins from ear to ear as he violently yanks Steph's head around, still pumping his hefty load of jizz down her rapidly swallowing throat. Steph rubs his nuts and cups them, coaxing more sperm outta there. She loves his taste and desperately wants more. "Damn, baby. That was awesome!" Thanks for coming over. Whew!" Bob thanks Steph for her slutty work. She smirks at him as she wipes the corner of her mouth. "Don't you mean cumming over?" They all share a naughty laugh. That's my wife Stephanie. She's a whore. A super fucking gorgeous whore. A bad ass boss bitch... and a whore. She hides it from me, but I can know. I've found some pics of her and her special friends having fun. It's actually a turn on for me... and her of course. She's fucked our mailman. He told me he fucked her. She's fucked the uber driver that picks her up here regularly... and his friend. She's a total slut... and I love it... and her. I embrace my wife's cheating. We fuck our brains out whenever she's home, so Stephanie knows how to keep me happy... and embracing. Haha. Marry a cheating wife... You'll love her... and it. I certainly do. (Big horny smirk) 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Big Apple Bitches The Hamptons... "I love these pictures, sweetheart. God!!!... I love them almost as much as this cock. Hehe. Mmmmmmmm. Fuck! UHHH! My God... what a cock. Mmmmmmmmm." "Thanks, mama. Yeah... it's easy to have hot pics though, when you've got Kate Upton nude and fucking in them." "Uhh!... The blowjob ones are so damn hot! I wanna be in all of them with you, baby. Kate's a very lucky bitch. Ha. Mmmmmmmmm." "Didn't we fuck on that patio before. It's the apartment three floors down from ours. I fucked Franky's (WWE/NXT Superstar Franky Monet/Taya Valkyrie) butt right before Kate blew me. Kate told me she could still taste Franky's ass on my cock. She said she really liked it. (Happy smirk)... It was most definitely a pretty fun day." My smirk is undeniable. "OH GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!! UHHH!!!!!! Ummmm...... Ahhhhhhhh! GOD, YES!!" My mom Kelly (Porn Super Queen Kelly Madison) is cumming. She's cumming hard! She's also trembling from cumming so hard. Her head down. Her fingers tightly squeezing my pierced nipples. I smile... and softly rub her legs, watching her cum. God... she's so beautiful. That long blonde hair. Those world's greatest breasts. Those lips. God...... those lips. The perfect woman in every gorgeous way! Mom's riding me on her bed. Like I said, she's cumming real hard and trembling blissfully right now. I keep smiling. Her eyes are closed. Her mouth open. Her head lowered. My queen of queens. The most perfect, luscious creature that's ever existed. Mama finally opens those gorgeous eyes, smiling so sweet and beautifully content at me. She shakes and rubs my rock hard nips perfectly, blowing me several joyful, loving kisses. I chuckle, smiling my sexually high as all hell ass off. She leans down and kisses me so passionately. So much heated lust raging between us. Mom takes my hands and holds them, stretching my arms up against the headboard as we kiss, our tongues fucking wildly. Her lips taste like the most divinely decadent wine. So succulent in the most carnally tasty way ever. "I love you so much, baby... More than anything, my king." Mom smiles right at me, eyes blazing with lust driven carnal fire. She feverishly licks all over my face as I laugh and smile happily, soft kissing every inch of my very happy face. I'm so in love with her. I can't stop smiling. I slap and squeeze the hell outta her sweet, jiggly butt. I love her ass. It gets overlooked cause of her world famous tits... all natural 34FFs... but it's still a thing of immense, badonkadonk beauty. I turn mama over and get on top of her, holding her arms against the headboard, like she was doing to me. I start back fucking her, my fourteen inch rod so thick and thumping so hard, stretching and thrusting so deep up her totally soaked, relentlessly vibrating pussy. "GOD!!!!!! WHAT A COCK!!!!! YES! FUCK ME, BABY!!! YES! WOO-HOO!!! DAMN, I LOVE YOUR FUCKING COCK, BABY!!! GOD!!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! UHHHHHH!!!!!!! YES!!!!!" Mama's excited, writhing heatedly on the bed, kissing me so deep and feverishly as I pound away at her swollen, super suctioning pussy. Her huge titties shake and wobble wildly on her chest. The bed creaks and cracks from the full on force of my mighty pussy plowing I'm giving my perfect, angelic, blonde bombshell mom. We freak fuck for another hour, doggy style on the bed... tons of sweet booty, and huge titty, slapping and squeezing thrown in... as well as on the patio outside of her bedroom overlooking the ocean... people walking by on the beach watching us from afar through binoculars, and filming us fucking like wild animals on the patio, raucously cheering us on as they do. Fucking beautiful view... and pussy. Mama's massive milky... more on that later... melons flopping mercilessly over the railing as I drill her magnificent, cock pumping milf pussy senseless, yanking back on her long, wavy blonde hair, DRILLING SO HARD AND FAST UP HER CONSTANTLY CUMMING CUNT! HER PUSSY THROBS AND THROBS AND THROBS NON STOP!!! FUCKIN' FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! As I cum, mama wheels around and quickly drops to her knees, not wanting to miss a sticky, spermy drop. She quickly opens wide, and even quicker sucks me in... EVERY LAST INCH IN ONE GIANT, FUCKING GLORIOUS GULP! Yep... she deepthroats me down with such intensely slutty ease... tons of practice lovingly sucking on me allowing that very impressive feat. Mama greedily gorges herself on my super sperm shake with blissfully moaning delight. She smiles so beautifully bright around my massive, powerful shaft, her eyes sparkling up at me as she feverishly swallows down my entire, super silky smooth load. Her naughty tongue wildly licking across the sensitive underside of my shaft as her throat pumps and very enthusiastically gulps down every last drop of my heavenly sweet, sticky seed. When she finishes, we get back on the bed and mama sits on my crotch, grinding my softening cock as she leans down and feeds me those incredible breasts, stuffing them deep into my mouth while I suckle the holy freak outta them, her honey sweet milk shooting against the back of my throat and creamy candy coating the roof of my mouth and rapidly lapping tongue as well. I vivaciously suck and suck and suck away on my mom's extra large, milky funbags, squeezing them as I suck them, my face buried into them as my mom hugs me to her very, very ample, wildly heaving chest. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... My baby sucks mama's titties soooooooo good. Yes! Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Hehehe. So good, sweetheart. So, so goodddddddddddd. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Mama revels in my melon sucking mania, brother, smiling from ear to ear, tongue sticking out of the corner of her divinely decadent mouth. I smile wide around those huge, heaving juggernauts, sucking as hard as possible on them, my mouth and tongue delighting big time in the marvelous milk bath they're both getting from those rock hard, vibrating, wildly squirting nips as my ravenous sucking intensifies even more on my mother's heavenly hefty milk jugs. "I love how you suck my titties, sweetheart. Mmmmmmmmm. The best ever. Yeah!" Mama grins from ear to ear, her head leaning back, her smile so radiant and slutty at the same time. She slowly licks around those succulently creamy lips as I mercilessly suck on her massive milky mounds, squeezing and sucking mutually as hard and as relentlessly. There's so much milk... and she's only like two months pregnant. No baby bump yet. By the way.... To explain the milky mounds... I keep my mom pregnant. We don't keep them... abortions... but she definitely keeps the milk. You see, mama's biggest fetish is having random people... ones she knows, and strangers as well... suck on her massive, milky mounds, as well as grope her entire, divinely perfect body as well. She gets so wet from it. God... it's such a hot turn on for me too. Just the thought of some random stranger sucking down her milk or groping her wet pussy makes me hard. Mama is the perfect, helpful person to have around if you're a coffee drinker. You want cream with that? Well... she whips a titty out, and voila! Fresh, honey sweet milk, straight from the tap. And what a glorious tap it is. Manhattan... Big Apple Bitches' Offices... "I love it. James will love it too. Great job, guys." Kim approves of the new, WELCOME TO BIG APPLE BITCHES, neon wall sign across from the elevators as you enter our offices. "Kim... can I talk to you for a minute?" "Sure, Ivanka." "My dad wants to be in one of our movies, but I don't know if he should." "The Trumpster wants to be in a porno? Hehe. Hmmm... that's so naughty. I love it. Can he fuck?" "Well... yeah. But..." "But what? It's a great idea. The former President getting freaky in a real trashy porn movie. I absolutely love the idea. I know Kelly and James will love it too. It will be so HUGEEEE (Kim does her best Trumpster voice imitation)... Hehehe." Ivanka giggles with Kim. "Yeah. It would. But... I don't know if he should right now. You know... with all of the stuff that's been whirling around about him and the Capitol and all. I don't know." "Well... call James and ask him what he thinks. I'll talk to Kelly about it. We can get both perspectives on it." "Ok. That sounds good." "So... tell me... how good does the former President fuck?" My dear wife Kim Kardashian gives another wife of mine Ivanka Trump a very inquisitive look... and extra naughty grin as well. "He's REALLY good. He got me pregnant twice. His cock's really big too. It's soooo thick. Oh my God... I miss it. I haven't seen it... I mean him... since he moved back to Florida." "Mmmmmmm... Sounds yummy. Hehe. Call him up and get him up here. We can both check it out... and him too of course." Kim smirks mischievously. "Ok." Ivanka giggles again with Kim. Queens... Carrie Heffernan's House... "KELLY... GET UP HERE!...... JESUS!!!!! FUCK!!!!! IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SPLIT ME IN TWO WITH THAT FUCKING THING, ASSHOLE! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! GOD, YES!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" "What is it? OH MY GOD, CARRIE!" Kelly Palmer (The King Of Queens) has an extremely shocked look on her very lovely black face as she stands in the doorway, arms folded under her luscious black cans, of her best friend Carrier Heffernan's (The King Of Queens/Leah Remini) bedroom. "Take a fucking look at this fucking thing, will ya? IT'S FUCKING ENORMOUS! WOW! AND IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!" "GOOD GOD, SPENCE! IS THAT THING REAL??" "Oh yeah, baby. You'll see when I fuck you next." My boy Spence (The King Of Queens) is real cocky right about now. Really fucking feeling himself. I guess freak fucking his friend Doug's wife in their bed while he's at work, and his other friend Deacon's smokin' hot black wife watches in shocked disbelief from the bedroom doorway kinda has his ego on a roll. "Next???" Kelly eye rolls at Spence, head tilted down with an, what the fuck you talkin' bout, whiteboy, expression on that very sexy black face. Spence just smirks as Carrie shoves his 17 inch... more on that shortly... dick back in her well worn out, married... for now... snatch. "Good God... what a fucking cock! Fuck me, bitch boy!" Carrie's riding Spence reverse cowgirl. She looks back at him and slaps his face, a real horny grin on her gorgeous, sexually flush face. Kelly's still watching from the doorway, totally shocked and amazed at Spence's new cock. After a bunch of shady ass medical treatments, pills, injections... and two... Yeah... two... implants... My cocky, but still pasty white and rather dorky best friend went from 6 really thick inches of dick to 17 thick inches of donkey dick. It's lost some girth as it's gained tons of length, but it's still a helluva huge ass dick. Kelly's looking closely at the hardcore, massive dick pussy plowing with raised eyebrows and, whiteboi please, look, arms folded under her perky C up breasts in her tight, thin lavender sweater... no bra underneath. Carrie squirts. She squirts so hard as she slams down onto Spence's crotch that she almost hits Kelly in the doorway with her pussy milk. Kelly gives her best friend Carrie the same look she just gave Spence, not believing she almost gave her a pussy jizz facial all the way over where she's standing. "GOD!!!! YOU GOTTA COME GET SOME OF THIS FUCKING THING, KELLY! JESUS!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING HUGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!" Carrie's trembling as she violently bounces on Spence's donkey dick, her wrecked pussy quaking violently, her C cup, perfect shaped titties jiggling furiously on her chest. Carrie's head is laid back, her long brown hair all in Spence's goofy grinning face. He reaches up and squeezes Carrie's bouncing boobs so damn hard, she screams out in raging, carnally pained delight. "Show me your beautiful titties, baby." Spence grins over at Kelly, blowing Carrie's hair outta his sweaty face. "Ha. You're really feeling yourself, huh, big guy?" Kelly shakes her head. A disbelieving smirk forming on her ravishing red lips. "Oh yeah. You know you wanna show me, sweetheart. So....." Spence mischievously shakes his eyebrows at Kelly, that same goofy ass grin still plastered all over his pasty white... and pretty darn sweaty... face. Kelly mockingly laughs and shakes her head again, looking away from Spence, and yawning. Carrie squirts again, her married, but always open pussy battered beautifully by 17 hard inches of freakishly enhanced geek meat. "Do it, bitch. You know you want some of this. You fucked your gyno, and he's only got ten inches." Carrie smirks at Kelly as she quickly rubs and smacks her violently throbbing clit, oohing and ahhing like crazy. Her pussy's so sloppy wet and stuffed past the brim with Frankendick. She grinds feverishly on Spence's enormous cock, making him growl happily, goofy grinning to the sweatiest degree possible. "Girl... how did you find out about that?" Kelly asks, totally surprised at Carrie knowing about her affair with her gynocologist in upper Manhattan. "He told me. I've been fucking him longer than you have." Carrie teases Kelly with a big, overly dramatic kiss blown at her, and a sexually charged, slutty wink. "Slut!" Kelly huffs and puffs, shaking her head again, looking away from Carrie this time in disgust. "Takes one to know one, baby. Now... come eat my pussy, brown sugar." Another teasing blown kiss to Kelly from Carrie, and a real big ass horny grin, and slutty finger motion over thrown in for added affect. Kelly pauses for a second, then just laughs. Carrie does know her freaky friend very well. Yep... Kelly's most definitely a slut too. Kelly's dives into Carrie's soaked snatch, her long tongue lapping away at Carrie's battered pink folds. Kelly softly strokes Spence's enormous white dong with her left hand as she eats Carrie's pussy, sucking hard on it as her tongue dances inside across those slick pink folds with real pervy delight. "Yeahhhhhh. Eat that pussy you nasty black bitch. Do it! Spence and I are gonna pimp you out, bitch. Make some money off your sexy black ass, aren't we, Spence?" Carrie licks those gorgeous lips nice and slutty as Spence eagerly nods and groans in agreement, loving Kelly's slow, gentle handjob. "Mmmmmmmmm... I love that idea. I wanna suck as many big white dicks as I can. Fuck Deacon. He's too busy hanging out with Doug anyway. I need a real man to pound this black pussy good... A whole bunch of real men." They all laugh as Kelly moves over to suck on Spence's cock, taking in about four inches of veiny, uncircumsized Frankendick. Her long tongue perfectly bathing the veiny underside as those full, voluptuous red lips slowly ripple up and down that meaty white shaft. Carrie gets behind Kelly and spreads those thick black cheeks, smacking them both, then diving in that sweet smelling dark crack, licking wildly on Kelly's winking rosebud. Kelly coos blissfully, smiling happily as she sucks in more and more of that giant white rod. The thick veins on Spence's super cock tickling the roof of her mouth and her tongue in the best, most sexually stimulating way possible. Her spit rolls from her mouth, down Spence's mighty shaft and down onto the bed sheets as well. It hangs obscenely from her luscious mouth as she bobs further down on that white meat monster. Kelly takes in about ten inches in total. Her throat happily opening wide for all of it. Kelly rides Spence's humongous white cock as Carrie rides his goofy grinning, pudgy face. His naughty, wide tongue laps away at Carrie's pulsating folds as she roughly grinds on his wet mouth, leaning over to kiss Kelly as they both ride away and play with each other's jutting, perky breasts. Both bitches violently pulling and shaking each other's big hard nipples too. "WHAT A FUCKING COCK!!!!! JESUS!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! IT'S RIPPING ME IN HALF!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Kelly's loving Spence's new dick, feverishly riding that monster with the happiest, horniest look ever plastered across that beautiful black face. Carrie cums in Spence's mouth twice as Kelly squirts all over his monster meat, grinding and bouncing mercilessly on it, the super intense sensations racing throughout her gorgeous black body making her tremble uncontrollably. Spence fucks Carrie and Kelly both, doggy style, in the pussy and ass, alternating between them. He yanks back on their long hair and grins from ear to ear, power plowing all four slutty holes for an hour, cumming twice, once is Carrie's pussy and once in Kelly's gorgeous and extra curvy, black badonkadonk ass. Kelly and Carrie both suck off Spence as he lays there on the bed, drinking a beer all sweaty...once again, grinning from pasty white ear to pasty white ear. He's so damn happy with his new life... and new dick. Kelly plays with Spence's right nipple as she sucks him off while Carrie twists and shakes his left nipple as she messily slurps and sucks on his hairless balls. Spence hates pubic hair. He's totally shaved down there. Spence cums in between their happy mouths, both cum hungry whores smiling, lapping, and kissing that cumming cock as all that thick rich cum bathes their faces. Kelly and Carrie let Spence finish in each mouth, sucking ravenously on his cumming cock then passing it to the other slut so she can do the same. They clean him totally, sucking out every last drop of sweet, extra gooey semen Spence has. "Damn, whiteboi... that's some delicious cum. Mmmmmmmm." Kelly keeps sucking Spence's softening cock, moaning happily. Carrie sucks Kelly's perky breasts, rubbing Spence's smooth balls as she does. Spence... he just keeps on grinning. Living the big pimp life cause of his best friend... and enjoying every last, great sex havin' second of it. Lower Manhattan... West Village... "We need to hurry. Chandler will be home soon. GOD!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My dear friend Monica (Friends/Courteney Cox) is screaming so fucking loud from my ass fucking, I think she's gonna have the whole building coming up here shortly. She's on her stomach on her bed, me on top of her, fourteen inch cock drilling one of the most awesome asses I've ever fucked.... And I've fucked a couple. It's so tight, but so warm and inviting at the same time. So smooth and excitedly welcoming to my giant cock. I love ass fucking Monica. She loves it too, so it's extra fun. She can take every last throbbing inch of my fat meat up there, and scream, moan, coo, and go full on nuts, the whole glorious time. I absolutely love fucking this bitch. She's definitely way too hot for her goofy husband Chandler (Friends). After Monica violently squirts for the twelve time... Yeah... she cums a lot... I finally let loose, cumming so damn hard up her amazing butt. I lay my head on Monica's shoulder, close my eyes, and release my mighty jizz, grinning with the most intensely satisfying delight ever. Monica's heavenly perfect, small, but very powerful ass grips my mighty cock so tight and pumps out my entire, super silky smooth load with such powerful love and enthusiastic lust. GOD!!! IT FEELS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I just groan and groan, kissing Monica's shoulder and neck, holding her tight as her butt does all the work, pumping out every last drop of cum I've ever had in me. That bitch and her extra slutty ass are so cum hungry it's freaking amazing! My giant rod can't stop lurching inside Monica's ass, her battered bowels thumping wildly on my cock as I mercilessly cum. I cum more than I ever have. It pours out of Monica's insanely stretched out butt, soaking her designer sheets. She usually gets upset about that, but she doesn't mind here. She's smiling so happily, kissing my head, and heatedly nibbling on my face. "GOD!!!! That was soooooooo amazing, BABY. Thank you so much. I DEFINITELY needed that. Chandler can't do that... THAT'S FOR SURE!" Monica kisses me, all happy and sweaty as we chill, post anal fuck mania. We share a beer from her fridge, stretched out on her bed. "You're definitely welcome, baby. You're one helluva fuck for sure." "So... it's like... umm... like I'm the champion of fucking or something?" Monica looks at me all smirking, yet serious. She's a very competitive person so I play along to keep her happy. "Sure. The champ." "WOO-HOO! YES! I'M THE CHAMP. ME... MONICA!" She hugs me, all excited and happy. I chuckle. She's a little on the weird side, but super fucking sexy. And one of the absolute best fucks ever... champ or not. "Spence came over earlier and showed me and Phoebe (Friends/Lisa Kudrow) his new movie. She went crazy. Phoebe was so turned on by the movie, she blew him right on my sofa while I watched. Mike called her while she was blowing Spence, but she kept on sucking his cock while she was talking to Mike. It was so freaky. I loved it! I think Phoebe and Spence are going out tonight. He said he had a date with Kaia, but she was busy editing her movie and told him she couldn't make it." Spence is kinda dating my sister Kaia. She's also kinda fooling around with my bodyguard Big Dave. The funny part is, Kaia doesn't want Big Dave to find out about Spence cause she knows he might beat the living fuck outta Spence... and Spence knows it too... so they try and keep their sort of relationship on the down low, especially around the offices... and Big Dave. Kaia may fuck other guys, but her heart always belongs to me. She's my sweetheart. My girlfriend too. Everybody knows I come first with Kaia... even Big Dave. Monica has starred in one Big Apple Bitches movie. It's a very, very special edition one... to keep it away from her idiot hubby. She took me and Spence both up her butt at the same time. Yep... 31 inches of thick meat up her small, and very well toned rump at the same damn time. It was a sight to behold for damn sure. We lubed her up like crazy, and fisted her for a couple of hours to get her ready for it. Monica pulled it off perfectly. The hottest double anal ever. I head across the hall to my crash pad before Chandler finds his way home. Monica wants to clean up. We kinda made a mess, fucking all across her apartment. Gotta love messy sex. The messier, the better. Monica's friend Joey used to live across the hall from her, but he's supposedly an actor and he got a big TV role out in LA so he moved out there. I grab a beer from the fridge and flop down on the brown leather couch. I out it where Joey had his recliners, right in front of the TV. I wanted to be able to bend a bitch over the couch and fuck her silly while I'm watching a Yankees game, or wrestling, or something. Always gotta be thinking ahead. Damn Yankees game got rained out in Chicago. Oh well. I put in a porno. My bitch Drita D'avanzo of Mob Wives fame is in it. She plays a mob boss... Yeah... I know... who runs her all female family with an iron fist... and a very slutty pussy. It's called, Mob Bitch. Simple and to the point. I think it's like the fourth or fifth installment in the series. Let me see........ Yeah... Mob Bitch 5. As I lay back and watch my girl Drita do her thing to an alleged snitch... She and my bitch Karen Gravano... also of Mob Wives fame... double doing the bitch's ass with foot long strapons... My mom texts me a pic of some old homeless guy sucking her titties in the alley right by our office building. "I couldn't resist. I felt sorry for the old guy so I decided to give him a tasty treat. Haha." Mama writes. She's always so thoughtful. The old guy has a huge mouthful of milky tit for sure. His dirty hands squeezing mama's divine left tit as he sucks mercilessly sucks it. Hot pic. Damn... Karen's got such big beautiful tits. It's why I married her. I fell in love with them the first time I sucked them... and fucked them shortly thereafter. "Oh my God... that's hot. Wow! She's got big tits." Monica walks in and watches the movie with me, leaning down to rub my chest and kiss my left cheek. "Yeah. They're really nice. Really tasty too. Karen can suck some dick too." "Oh really?" "Oh yeah." "Even better than me?" I chuckle. I know how this goes. Monica's competitive spirit never rests. "I don't know." I look at her with a doubting, yet sneaky grin. It's go time. A couple of minutes later... "Yeah... what's up?" "Hey, babe. I just wanted to tell you that Gina's pregnant again. It seems like ol' Spence has been HARD at work again. Hehehe." "Ha. That's dude's like the energizer bunny of sex." "Hehehe. Oh yeah. How's things there?" "Oh... they're really good. Really, really good." I wink down at Monica, who's going to town on my cock, jerking, licking, slurping, sucking, kissing, worshipping, and anything else stimulating that she can possibly do to my rock hard cock as I talk to Kim on the phone. Monica smiles real sweet, then gets back to relentlessly pleasing my very pleased cock. She's gotta make sure she wins that award for best cocksucker. She's does love her trophies. Ha. "Mmmmmmm... I'm glad to hear that, stud. I wish I was there helping." Kim giggles. She's amazing. She can tell whenever I'm having sex. It's uncanny. As Monica beautifully bobs that dark haired head furiously on my giant, pleasurably twitching cock, Kim explains to me about the Trumpster wanting to be in a movie. She also tells me Ivanka wants to ask my advice on the horny subject. I gotta admit... I do like the idea. Kim laughs. She tells me she knew I would. She loved it too. Yeah... we do think alike. God... Monica is doing a fucking fabulous job, stroking and slurping my rod, all fourteen fat inches crammed right down her throat. Fucking amazing! She's even lapping my balls as her throat sucks my cock down. UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I feed the bitch what she wants. Monica swallows every last drop of my super sweet seed, moaning so slutty, throwing her head around too as she so enthusiastically drinks me cum dry. Monica tickles my big balls as she sucks and slurp me to heavenly sexual bliss, making me loudly growl into the phone, which makes Kim giggle non stop. When Monica finishes, she smiles up at me, then looks back at the TV, then back at me, very inquisitively. I just laugh. Yep... she wins another award. I nod to her. Monica shouts her excitement, pumping her right fist, and then very happily kissing and licking every last inch of my cock and balls. She's weird, but oh so sexy... and good. Monica kisses me and thanks me for her award, then hurries back to her apartment before Chandler gets home. I think she barely shut the door to their apartment before he got there. Cutting it extra close. God, that's hot. Getting a bitch to suck me off and drink my seed while her husband's on the way home. Always a big turn on. Later... Kim comes over and we chill with my sister Kaia, who finally finished editing her new movie. It's a lesbian space flick... Kinky Dykes From Mars. She's the star and the director too. "You had to cancel your date with Spence, huh, Kaia?" Kim asks, laid back on me on the sofa. She's eating a banana while Kaia plays footsie with Kim's pussy... and my cock... from the other end of the couch, smiling so naughty at us. "Yeah... I feel kinda bad. He was looking forward to it. We were gonna go out to dinner and a movie, then fuck all night on his boat. I'll make it up to him." "Sounds hot. All that dick, all night long... you better be all lubed up for that. Hehe." Kim playfully winks at Kaia, eating her banana as she does. I'm just chillin', watching a movie while I play with Kim's DD titties. She's got her white velour track suit top unzipped. Those extra luscious, firm tits feel so freaking good in my hands. "It is. But, Dave's been bugging me to go to Philly with him. His wife's outta town for the week, and he wants to go see his friend down there. I think he wants me to do a three way with them. His friend's got a real nice cock. Dave showed me a picture of them DPing his friend's wife. He wants to film me the same way. His wife won't do it. She's definitely not into it. Haha." "Mmmmmm... I love getting DPed. Two cocks in my ass especially. As long as this one's the main one." Kim reaches behind her and squeezes my cock through my shorts. She moans, leaning her head back and smiling up at me. I lean down and suck her tongue, squeezing those very smooth breasts nice and rough as I kiss her. Kaia tosses her clothes off and crawls over to us, licking first Kim's pussy through her white velour pants, then my cock, which Kim has already fished out of my shorts. I groan happily into Kim's mouth as I roughly grope her tits, and as Kaia starts softly sucking my cock in between Kim's legs. It pays to have a huge cock. Especially in times like this. Kaia slurps my rod, as Kim slides off her pants and top, then my shorts. She and Kaia kiss for me. I watch and grin, with extra horny delight, my wife and sister swapping slutty spit as they both so perfectly stroke my rapidly hardening cock in tandem. Kaia rides me first while Kim rides my mouth, that delicious Kim K pussy making me smile so wide against it as I feverishly suck on it, my very naughty tongue dancing away inside, licking up all of Kim's super tasty Kardashian juices with such enjoyable fervor. Kaia's very perky 32Fs are in my hands, being squeezed relentlessly as she bounces and grinds on my fourteen inches of fame with true, sisterly... and cock... loving delight. My thumbs and forefingers pinching Kaia's throbbing pink nipples as I roughly squeeze her jutting, extra large breasts. My cock shaking and quaking inside her tight cunt, being bathed so beautifully by her heavenly pussy juices. Her 19 year old pussy clamping down so tight on my cock as she bounces on it, pumping me constantly. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD, JAMESSSSSSSS!!!!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! UHHHHHH!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BIG BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaia making me smile as I make her squirt all over my giant meat. It keeps cumming, pelting my cock non stop. Kaia coos and moans softly, her eyes closed, her tongue out, the tip pointed up, as her pussy vibrates violently around my cock. I shake her jugs, squeezing and shaking them some more as she cums. Kim's cumming into my mouth, holding my head and blowing me kisses as she squirts a mouthful into my anxiously awaiting mouth. I happily suck and lap it all down, my cock lurching inside Kaia's cumming cunt as she grinds it back and forth, slowly, then faster, expertly working my raging hard boner with true, cock milking skill. Kim rides me next on the sofa, my cock jammed entirely up her world famous rump. She leans back into me, and we kiss passionately, my hands slapping and squeezing her firm DDs, as I rapidly roll her rock hard nips between my lusty fingers. Kaia sucking my balls and fingering Kim's pussy as Kim bounces steadily on my cock, all fourteen inches being gobbled up by that truly amazing ass. It squeezes my thick meat so tight as it pumps it, making my cock even harder than it already was. Kaia pulls my thumping cock out of Kim's perfectly shaped rear and attacks it orally, sucking me off with fierce, cocksucking fury. She slobbers all over my cock as she excitedly sucks it, pumping my fat, powerful base with both hands as her amazingly sexy glossy lips dirty dance up and down the rest. They alternate on my cock and face for another thirty minutes. Kaia and Kim taking me balls deep in their hot pussies and in their tight butts, both. God... it's fucking amazing! So much pussy milk being squirted all over me and the couch. So much precum being deposited in all of their very horny holes. So much rough titty squeezing and slapping, making me so damn happy... all of it. I finish on both smiling faces. Kim and Kaia both laying on the couch, smiling at me as they pump out my mighty load of super sperm all over both of their perfect faces. Both blonde beauties absolutely loving my extra gooey jizz, reveling in it's very creamy texture and sweet taste. They cumswap and kiss, still smiling and slutty moaning for me the whole time. Dude... I just lay back and watch... and love it all. Life fucking rules! "Can I borrow Kim later, big bro? I want her to help me make it up to Spence. I know he'll really appreciate that." Kaia and Kim both giggle and naughty smirk at me, kissing and fondling each other's big tits while I watch. They both crawl up to me and kiss me, both of their tongues really working over mine as they rub those luscious cans all over my body. Such sweethearts. About a half hour later... "Ok... I'll be right over. I'm bringing Kim with me. Hehe. Yeah... I knew you'd love that idea. See ya there, stud." Kaia hangs up on Spence. She kisses me again, hugging me tight and thanking me for letting her take Kim. She holds me on the sofa, sighing happily as we snuggle. Kim comes out of the bathroom, her makeup fixed perfectly. She walks around to my head and leans down, smiling at me and she kisses me so soft and perfectly. God... that chick has amazing lisp. So creamy and sweet. Kim caresses my face as Kaia hold me, laying on top of me. "Well... gotta go, bro. Thanks again for Kim. Love ya." Kaia kisses me once more and gets up, head g tk door, waving and blowing me a big kiss as she goes. "Mmmmmmmmm... I'll be back later, sexy man. I want that cock again. Hehe. Love you, my king." Kim kisses me again. I reach up and get in a nice, healthy titty squeeze through Kim's track suit top and grin as she lifts her head. She smiles and giggles again, sticking her tongue out and licking at me. "Have fun, ladies." I grin. "Oh... we will. Haha. Love ya, big bro." Kaia blows me another kiss as she walks out the door, waving again too. Kim waves too, blows me a big, very sexy kiss as well. She makes sure to wiggle that world famous Kim K butt for me too as she walks out, waving, closing the door behind her. Spence is in for a helluva fun time. The pasty white bastard better appreciate it. Ha. I stretch out and take a nap on the couch, relaxing real nice. About two hours later... I wake up from my very refreshing nap with my mom blowing me. Definitely my kinda way to wake up. That perfect face smiling at me as she softly sucks my cock, her right hand rubbing my chest. It's heaven. I'm smack dab in the middle of it. Mama rides me, her black spandex top zipped down past her magnificent breasts. They hang out so perfectly as I slap them and squeeze them relentlessly. Mama coos blissfully from the rough titty treatment as she bounces on my bulging rod, her super slick pussy welcoming it in every single time she drops down on it. "Mmmmmmmmmm.... Fuck mama, my love. Fuck me with that gorgeous cock. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. I love it so much." She leans down and smiles. "I love you so much." Then she kisses me, caressing my smiling face as she dances that very neatly manicured milf pussy all over my humongous cock. Her juices lubing my dick as her pussy stretches around it, and works it, pumping and massaging it so very well. I slap mama's silky sleek ass, shaking and squeezing it like I did her titties. She licks and nibbles on my lips, smiling happily as she moans from my enthusiastic ass handling and my constant cock pumping up her pussy. God... I love this woman so very much. Mama's heavenly pussy keeps bringing me to the brink as she rides me. She keeps smiling so beautifully at me, licking those full, voluptuous lips with steady, slutty delight as well. I can't stop smiling. The woman of my dreams riding my thumping rod, working it so perfectly with her luxurious milf snatch, bringing so much joy to her very, very, very loving son. Mama leans over and eagerly feeds me those mind blowing milky mounds, squeezing them as I ravenously devour them, her decadent milk pouring into my mouth. I drink it all, sucking so damn hard on each tit, I leave huge red suction marks on each one. "God! You're the best titty sucker ever, baby. The best! Mmmmmmmmmm. God, yes!" She throws her head back and smiles so bright, her tongue sticking out of the corner of her so very enticing mouth. I grin around those massive tits and suck away, my cock thumping in her now squirting pussy, and my tongue dancing wildly around each vibrating nipple, lapping up the constantly squirting milk I'm sucking outta those uber awesome funbags. I finish, standing up, my insanely gorgeous mom on her knees, her massive milky tits wrapped tight around my thumping rod. She's pumping it wild and fast with those tits licking and sucking the crown. She spits all over it, then enthusiastically sucks it some more. She feverishly drinks down all of the slimy precum pouring out of my piss slit, reveling in the fiery sluttiness of the moment. "Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh....." I just grin, my left hand on my mom's blonde head, as I cum. She pumps out my entire sticky load all over those bouncing breasts. She's shaking them with her left arm under them as she jerks out my wad so blazing fast. When she's down, mama smiles at me with the sluttiest/most playful smile ever. She laps at my tip, lapping up a big drop of cum hanging from the tip. She sucks in my fat cock, slurping it so slutty and loud. I growl with such pleasurable delight. Mama laughs, loving how much she's pleasing me. After she sucks me clean, she rubs my cock all through that cum on her tits. They're soaked with it. She sucks me back in, sucking my cock totally clean once more. She smacks my hefty meat on her massive heaving jugs repeatedly as I keep growling with a very happy grin. She smiles even wider, licking her lips, then sucking my spermy cock over and over after she rubs and smacks it all over her goo covered melons. "I let Dave titty fuck me before I came over here, baby. He did such a great job sucking them, I figured I just had to let him fuck them with that big, beautiful cock of his." Mama laughs as we stand there, hugging and kissing, smiling so happily. The most beautiful woman ever in my arms. "Naughty slut." I tease her with a mischievous wink, my arms around her waist. "Hahaha. You're naughty slut, my very handsome son." She kisses me so passionately, those full lips delighting mine so very much. Mama has the most gorgeous lips ever! Period! So deliciously decadent. Kim walks in as mama and I are kissing by the sofa. "Mmmmmmm... yummy." She walks over to us and joins in, kissing us both, that tongue of hers wildly dancing in our mouths. My right hand slaps and grips that ass, squeezing hard and shaking it. "Hey there, stud. I missed you... and this." Kim mischievously grins, reaching down and stroking my now soft cock. We all kiss some more, lovingly fondling each other as we do. "How'd it go over at Spence's?" I ask Kim as she leans down to suck on mama's still gooey breasts, moaning so sexy as she happily laps up my jizz, slowly licking across both of my mom's tits, swirling her tongue around in my cum as she goes. "It went great, my love. Soooooo great. That is, until Big Dave showed up and started chasing Spence around the neighborhood. Hehe." "He chased him around the neighborhood?" Mama laughs as she asks. "Oh yeah. He came over to borrow something from Spence, but he saw Kaia there, and lost it. He swung at Spence, but missed him. It was so funny though. Spence was so scared, running around the house screaming. He finally ran out of the house and ran down the street, screaming like crazy. His pajama pants were falling down and everything. Dave chased after him. Kaia and I didn't see either of them after that. Poor Spence. Hehehe." We all share a nice, relaxing laugh at Spence's expense. "Dave didn't hurt that cock, did he? We need Spence... well... at least his cock. Haha." Mama jokes. We all laugh again. "I don't thinks so... at least from what I saw. It did get a real nice workout from Kaia and I before Dave showed up though. We had finished round one, and were having some wine when Dave knocked on the door. We never got to round two, unfortunately. I really wanted his giant dick in my ass. He fucked Kaia's, but never got around to fucking mine. But.... I have this one anyway... And it's the best one." Kim picks up speed as she strokes me, smiling and kissing me softly on the lips. Kim, mama, and I spend the rest of the night in my bedroom. I fuck Kim's world famous ass over and over the rest of the night. Mama's too. God... it's fucking awesome. The next afternoon... Big Apple Bitches offices... Times Square... I finally end up dropping by the office. That's rare for me. The elevator doors open. Hey... cool sign. I do like that one. Cudos, Kim. I walk down the main hallway checking out everything... and everyone. They're all busy working or goofing off. I'm a lot more in tune with the latter. Goofing off is a specialty of mine. Thankfully I've got a mom and wife that do a spectacular job running things for me. "Where's Kim? I ask her secretary Donna, when I can't find her. "Oh... hi there, James. Kim's over at the Waldorf. The Trumpster came into town, so she's over there with Ivanka, checking up on him." "Ha. OK... thanks." I'm betting the Trumpster will be making his porn debut real soon after today. Kim is probably auditioning him personally, right now. Haha. I walk into my office and sit in my very comfy chair behind ny desk, stretching out and yawning, eyes closed. It's been awhile since I've been here. About ten minutes later, I wake up, and just like last night... I'm getting my dick sucked. Not by my blonde bombshell mom this time, but rather by Mrs Trumpster... Melania. "Mmmmmmmmm... I just had to suck it again. I hope you don't mind, baby." Melania tells me in that very sexy, eastern European accent. She giggles, licking my crown playfully, and winking at me. As Melania bobs away on my cock, sucking more and more of my fat shaft down her very talented throat, I light up a blunt and smoke, chillaxin' like a true mogul. A top notch blowjob from a beautiful, famous slut, and some good ass weed. True pimp livin'... Big Apple style. Five minutes of sweet Melania oral cock worshipping and I'm cumming in her mouth... then pushing deep down her throat, and finishing there. She rubs my thighs so softly as my cum rockets down her throat, no gagging whatsoever. Such a beautiful lady. She looks up at me, winking at me. Yep... I've got the hots for her. "Mmmmmmmmm... Thank you for the delicious treat, James. I absolutely love your cum, baby. Mmmmmmmmm." That eastern European accent continuing to tingle my lusty desires. It's as sexy as she is. Melania sucks me clean, careful and completely worshipping my giant cock. Her tongue slowly licking all the way up and down both sides of my bulging shaft. Her lips dragging smoothly down the same path her tongue did. She pumps my shaft with both hands, holding it up tight as her hand reaches the point right under my mushroom head. She smiles at me, blows me a sweet kiss... then laps at the last drop of cum as it leaks out of my wide open piss slit. Melania softly kisses the tip of my cock with a very beautiful smile. I pull her up to me and kiss her sweet, sperm tinged lips, rubbing and cupping her lush breasts through her red silk blouse. We chill in my office, sharing a blunt as Melania sits in my lap. Kim texts me some pics of her and Ivanka's, "checking up on" the Trumpster. It's several pics of them double sucking his insanely thick cock. That's the thickest fucking cock I've ever seen. Kim and Ivanka are giving thumbs up to the camera as they lick and suck that obesely impressive thing. A couple more pics of Kim taking the Trumpster's ginormous dong in her dazzling rump, follow. Kim's bent over the hotel sofa while Ivanka sucks her daddy's huge hanging balls. The Trumpster's grinning from ear to ear, smoking a fat cigar, all cocky and larger than life. The last pics are of Ivanka playing her a mouthful of her daddy's cum. Seems like the dude cums a lot. Kim adds, "a whole lotta cum... and it tastes great too... and this was his THIRD load. I drank the other two. Hehe. Yum." My bangin' hot wife, the super cum whore. Haha. Melania and I get a kick outta the pics, smoking and kissing, chillaxin' nice and laid back. I'm thinking I'm gonna hire her in some capacity, just to have her very fine ass around as much as possible. She seems to like the idea. Her ass grinding all up one my bulge makes me come to that conclusion. It's always like this at Big Apple Bitches. Hot bitches... hot sex... and a whole lotta cum. Fun times 24/7. I like to like to do it big around here... Big Apple Bitches style, bitches. Ha. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  The Fresh Pimp of Bel Air Pimp Parody... And It Takes Place In Bel Air... Who Woulda Thunk It? Aboard the Trumpster's amazing yacht... super amazing yacht... yeah... his yacht... "Son... (Yeah whore... suck it)... Son..." "Yeah, dad?" "Son... You've got to keep your bitches in line. Them hoes will wear you down if you let them. Believe me... I know. (Yeah, baby... Another Banana Daiquiri... Good whore... Suck daddy's humongous dick. It's truly spectacular. So amazingly spectacular. So ridiculously, amazingly spectacular.)... Believe me... I'm the biggest pimp ever and I know. It's just like I told that Pelosi whore... Know your role, baby... and suck my insanely spectacular cock.)... Gotta keep them hoes in line." My dad's VERY over the top way of speaking in full effect. I laugh. "Yeah, I know dad. It's fine. Trust me." "Ok, son. I gotta go. Love you. I've got to cum down this whore's throat... and make another billion while I'm at it. Peace and fat pussy grease, my homeboy... (Yeah, baby! Drink that spectacular cum. That super spectacular cum. It's so amazingly, super spectacular...)..." In Bel Air... I hang up, laughing and shaking my head. My dad's a fucking trip for sure. I've learned a lot from my dad. About pimpin'... and about life in general. I've learned a few things not to do from him too. He's a good teacher. A crazy ass teacher... but a good teacher. I'm running the pimp game out here in the Platinum Triangle. Bel Air, Holmby Hills, and Beverly Hills. All over LA County actually. Got them hoes fuckin', suckin'... and making me money. A wholeeeeeeee lot of it. Famous hoes too. Some not famous ones as well. I run a strip club too, The Honey Pot. I run my pimp biz outta there. Got my celebrity ho babes stripping and selling pussy outta there as well. You'd be surprised just how many rich, famous celeb babes wanna turn tricks. It even amazes me sometimes too. Just goes to show you... Hoes gonna be hoin'. "Damn, bitch... suck that pimp daddy dick." Laid back in my bed, smoking. Sweet smoke filling the room. "Fuck Yeah! Gonna nut in that mouth. Show me what you got, bitch. Haha." Damn... my bitch, Beth can suck a fucking cock. That blonde hair flying around. Her head bobbing fast. Her mouth sucking hard. Her throat wide open. Spit rolling. Nice and messy... just like I love. I close my eyes, as my bitch speeds up, those lips gripping and rippling even harder up and down my monster meat. Head bobbing outta control. Spit rolling like a mack truck down a steep hill. Ahhhhhhhhh. "I love this fucking cock so much, big daddy. Nut in my mouth, baby. Feed your bitch. Mmmmmmmmm." Beth Chapman is my main bitch. My top ho since the get go. I used to pimp the bitch, but now she's just my girlfriend... turning an occasional trick. I own this mouth. I own it all. Huge titties and everything else. She's my property... And she fucking loves it. "Here it cums, bitch. FUCK!!!" My super nut pumps out like an erupting volcano. Thick spurts of extra creamy cum shooting down Beth's throat, full fucking force. She coos happily and swallows fast, gladly gulping down every last drop of pimp skeet with a real slutty smile, a fast bobbing head, and some real nice ball massaging. "Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmm! Yummy yum yum! God... your nut tastes great! Fucking hell yeah, big daddy! Mmmmmmmmmm." Beth lavishly sucks me clean, those lips and that mouth and tongue doing the dirty work right, licking, lapping, kissing, and sucking my fourteen inch pimp dick like only she can. Best cocksucker in the biz! That's why she's my top bitch. That, and them titties. 38F jugs. All natural. And fun as fuck to suck and fuck... and play with. Love them super titties! I spend roughly and hour, licking, sucking, squeezing, motorboating, and molesting those 38F fun bags senseless. Beth loves it when I worship her massive melons. She plays with my hair and whips my head around as I orally and otherwise molest her melons, rough, rowdy, and real sloppy. We share a 40 and chill, smoking and laughing about my dad... and the trick I had Beth fuck last night. The little dick judge bastard wanted to give me five years for some bullshut, but I supposedly got off... cause Beth got him off... three times. She said his dick was 4 or 5 inches. Kinda thick, but short. She liked sucking it, but she didn't even feel it in her baddass badonkadonk, milf ass when he fucked it. She put on a helluva show though. She filmed it for me... just in case the bastard changes his mind and doesn't wanna let me off. Blackmail can come in real handy when you need it. Pimp biz gettin' done. "Yeah, bitch?" Another ho of mine, Courteney Cox calls me. She ran outta coke. She's got a party going on at her pad and she needs some more yayo. "Ok, baby. I'll hook you up. You owe me, though." "I know, baby. I promise I'll make it worth your while. MWAH!" A pimp's job is never done. "Here... take this over to Courteney's pad for me, baby." I hand Beth a big bag of blow I get outta my nightstand. Gotta stay ready. Have your shit close for when you need it. "Sure, big daddy." Beth takes the bag, leaning over and kissing me better than ever. She sucks my tongue like she did my big ass cock, sucking the chrome off that motherfucker. I slap and squeeze her big bad booty and grin. She makes sure to rub those giant jugs all over my chest. Bitch knows how to keep her man happy for sure. Beth gets up and gets dressed. I watch. She makes sure to wiggle and jiggle that sweet jelly for me as she puts her sexy ass clothes back on. Skin tight black jeans... black g string underneath... and a skin tight, low cut black top. No fucking bra. Those hooters jump around so fucking nice in that skimpy top. She throws on her black leather jacket and shades... she's already got a black bandana on... blows me a big kiss... and heads out... big booty shaking on the way out. Sexy fucking bitch. While my main bitch goes to take the coke to Courteney's, I hit up another Courtney... Courtney Love. "Hey, baby. I need some weed. I'm running low." I usually don't ask Courtney for drugs, cause she usually uses them up herself, but I need some smoke. My usual supplier is locked up and my super stash got picked up by the fucking cops, so I'm kinda in a bind. "Sure, daddy. Come by and get it. You can give me some dick milk while you're here. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmm... I need you're dick milk, daddy. Yummy." "Ok, bitch. I'll be by later. I gotta go check the club first." "I can swing by there with the smoke." "Even better. I'll see ya there, baby. Daddy appreciates it." "Haha. Daddy's gotta show me how much he appreciates it. Hahaha. I can't wait. See ya." I gotta admit. I dig Courtney. She's a fucked up mess, but a cool chick. Great piece of ass too, fucked up mess or not. I head out black leather pants and boots on. Rockin' a two mil gold and diamond PIMP chain... no shirt. Some old school Ray-Bans. Yeah... I'm pimp slick, and my name ain't even Rick. Slow motion roll out my driveway. You ever wonder what a 10 million dollar car looks like? Well... it's my pimpmobile. Green and gold, totally custom Bentley drop top. Pure 24kt gold spinners with my name carved into each blade. Diamonds around each rim, and the body as well. Crème, gold and diamond steering well, interior as well. Bitches cream when they see me roll by. Pimped out with my big ass cock out. Damn!... I'm fine. Damn!... my pimp game's strong. Damn!... your bitch loves me. Fresh, Freaky, and Fine.. All the damn time! I stop at a light, my last blunt lit, smoke bellowing out from my mouth. "Hey, James. How you doin' pimp daddy?" A chick asks me, her jealous ass boyfriend is driving and giving her shit for asking. He speeds off. I just smirk a real smokey smirk. That bitch is mine. Not his. She's mine. That's gotta really fuck with his mind. I don't even know the bitch... and she's mine. That pimp ass, The Honey Pot sign really makes me smile. Green and gold... pimp colors... flashing neon sign. Big ass sign too. You can see it all over Bel Air. Gawdy as fuck. Hell to tha yeah! "Hey, baby." My extra perfect mama Kelly (Porn Super Queen Kelly Madison) greets me as I walk in the door. She's the manager. She kisses and hugs me nice tight. Sweet smile and all. "How's my baby." "I'm chill, mama. How are you, love?" "I'm doing great, baby. Tom's been a pain, but I'm great." Tom's mama's boyfriend. He used to work with my dad. Mama started fucking him when she found out about my dad cheating on her. She fucked all of my dad's friends to get back at him. Yeah... my parent's don't get along. That's life. I'm still pimpin' though. I walk, arm in arm, with my queen, back to my office. I check my messages. "Sofia was here earlier. She can't make her shift tonight. Her husband's real sick so she has to take care of him." Sofia Vergara. Damn... one of my favorites hoes/strippers/fuck bitches. I fucking love her accent. It gets me so damn hard! She's also pregnant with my kid, but she hasn't told her husband. She says she's just gonna let him think it's his. Fine with me. I'm a pimp daddy, not an actual daddy. "Kaia's gonna take Sofia's shift." I give mama a little bit of a surprised look. She walks over and kisses my cheek, softly caressing my face too. My baby sister Kaia... she's 19... and I are super close. I'm pretty protective of her too. She does dance for us, but I try and limit what she does. I trust mama though, so I let it slide. "It'll be fine, baby. I promise. Don't worry." Mama squeezes my ass with an extra naughty smile, wink, and lip lick. I chuckle. Horny old broad. Ha. She's definitely not old... She's 53. And she's also the hottest chick that's ever walked the earth... Still to this day. She's more gorgeous than any chick half her age. I sneak in a quick, extremely beautiful booty slap on her as she sashays around to the front of my desk. She winks back, lips pursed, tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth. God damn! She's the sexiest chick I've ever seen! That white and pink velour track suit is driving me wild. 34FF tits popping out of the unzipped top. That sweet milf ass jiggling away inside that extra smooth, snug material. White and pink Gucci sneakers too. Mama stands in front of my desk and unzips her top all the way. She opens it and shows me my favorite titties ever encased in that skimpy, pink cotton sports bra. It barely covers her nipples and the lower part of her massive, all natural breasts. She giggles, blowing me sexy kisses. Yeah, my mom loves to tease, and she knows how much I love her and her tits too. Best mom ever. She zips back up... a little... and fixes us a drink. "Thanks, mama." She hands me a rum and coke. I relax in my big ass pimp chair. Mama sits on my lap, drinking her Jack and coke, making sure to grind her sweet milf ass on my crotch... always the tease. About two minutes later, Mama's managed to get my fourteen inch cock outta my leather pants and right up her super sweet and slick pussy. God... I love her handy work. She softly bounces on my cock, still sipping her drink all sexy, moaning softly as her gorgeously sweet mama pussy grips and pumps my monster cock. She's so wet. It's paradise. The sweetest pussy ever fucking my cock so perfectly. I quickly chug my drink and put the glass down on the desk. My super horny hands find their way to my mom's glorious globes, manhandling her fucking fabulous funbags through her thin, super soft bra, then pulling them outta the skimpy bra and cupping and groping them wildly. My thumbs flicking her rock hard nips as I roughly squeeze the freak city outta those massive jugs. Mama coos happily, tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth so sexy, grinding her vibrating milf pussy mercilessly on my pimp cock, then bouncing faster and faster... and faster... on it. She squirts all over me, my cock soaked with her honey sweet pussy cream. God... the wet, wonderful sensations. Mmmmmmmm. My eyes roll. I grunt a low, steady groan, my cock so happy as it's splashed with so much milky pussy jizz. Mama's uber talented pussy still pumping my thick ass pimp dick, bouncing on it so damn fast. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I end up wildly titty fucking my mom on my big ass oak desk. She shakes those awesomely amazing hooters all over my massive cock as I power drill in between them. Courtney Love shows up, runs over to my desk, and spreads my cheeks, eating my ass, her tongue wiggling in and out of my butt so beautifully. That coked up whore can toss some fucking salad for damn sure. I just grin, my blunt barely hanging on. My smoke blowing into my mom's mouth... I'm leaning down so it can. She's smiling her appreciation back at me. I cum into Courtney's anxiously awaiting mouth, my mom pumping my super shaft nice and fast so Courtney's can get all of my cum... most of it anyway, my mom wants some too. Courtney smiles around my cum blasting pimp rod, eagerly sucking out as much thick, extra smooth and creamy dick milk as she possibly can. Mama jerks my dick outta Courtney's extra whorish mouth, and immediately sucks it down her throat. Yeah... all fourteen inches. Good God, what a fucking feeling! I growl in extra horny delight, smoking and grinning from ear to ear as my perfect mom ravenously devours the last of my silky smooth dick cream, bobbing her long blonde haired head on my cock, her tongue wrapping tight around my shaft, as she feverishly sucks out my cream, smiling so beautifully at me, winking too, as she goes. She gently rubs my thighs too, making me feel so fucking good. Fuck... I'm in love with my mother! Whenever I get married, she's gonna be my first wife... For damn sure! Courtney sucks, and plays with, my mom's tits as mama lovingly sucks me clean, her mouth and tongue thoroughly cleaning my now half hard cock. The amazing sensations making my cock twitch uncontrollably in her mouth. She giggles happily and smiles, smiling up at me, still rubbing my thighs. "Mmmmmmmmmmm. My bays got the sweetest cum. The most delicious dick milk ever. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmm." Mam keeps lavishing her oral love all over my very appreciative cock, and then my balls. She spits on them and sucks them so softly, one at a time. "He sure does. Hahahaha." Courtney takes the blunt form my mouth and kisses me while I roughly squeeze her butt. She hands me the weed while we're still swapping cummy spit. Damn... I really fucking love her ass. I roughly squeeze that fucking butt, slap it a couple of times... and roughly squeeze it some more. Bitch has low rider jeans on. Her pink g string sticking outta the top of 'em. Trashy, and sexy as fuck. Courtney can't stop moaning into my mouth. As we wrap this shit up, I get a couple of texts. One from my girl Ronda Rousey. She's my second bitch. Just below Beth. She had a real successful date with a rich tech trick. He tipped her 200 grand. Oh yeah. The other text is from my bitch Khloe Kardashian. She got a 75 grand tip from two tricks. She did a double blowjob with a dad and his son. Some old rich dude from Phoenix. His son's like 40. My hoes making the big bag. I get it all too. Real pimp shit. I give them what I see fit. I take care of my bitches, so I pay 'em real nice. The famous hoes get more cause they're making more. Simple pimp math. I walk out to the front. My girl Misha is on stage. She waves over and blows me a kiss. An old dude By the stage hands her a $20 bill. I grin back. Nice crowd. This place is always packed. We've got hot regular honeys... and hot famous ones too. They pull in the big tippers too. Plus... we're full service, so the pussy's always wet and wide open for business around The Honey Pot. Got all my hoes booked too. Sofia's off and so is Betty White. Fuck yeah... I said Betty Fucking White! She's almost 100, but she's got the wet and ready pussy just like the much younger hoes. You'd be surprised how many motherfuckers wanna fuck a 99 year old Hollywood legend like Betty. Young dudes absolutely love her. She's a sweetheart too. Never complains. She's just about makin' her bag and gettin' fucked. My kinda broad. "Sup..." "Hey, daddy. I'm through with my date. Wanna chill?" "Can't, baby. Gotta hang here and take care of some things." "Later, maybe?" "Sure. I'll call you." "Ok. I can't wait. Love ya, daddy. MWAH!" "Bach atcha, baby." My bitch Ronda Rousey is a blast. I love chillin' with her extra fine ass as much as possible. That bitch can smoke some weed too. She keeps right there with me. A real cool bitch. She had a date with a fan. Dude's fucked her like 12 times already. He's got a big crush on her. He's got good taste. Kaia sends me an ass pic. Such a sweet, smackable ass. She sent me a titty pic this morning. I just smile. My baby sis always keeps me smiling. She definitely takes after our mom. Blonde... kinda short hair, not long like mama... huge natural jugs... just like mama. Freaking beautiful as can be. Smooth, supple skin. Great little jiggly rump. A real sex goddess. I keep an eye on her though. Don't want all these fucked up losers trying to mack on her. She's my sister, so I gotta take care of her. "Baby... I think I'm gonna dump, Tom. He's being a huge pain. I love fucking him, but I hate dealing with him sometimes. Jesus!" "What's wrong?" "He found out about my little date with Earl the other night and he's been on my ass about it ever since. I explained to him... repeatedly... that it was just a business thing, but he just couldn't deal with it. My God... he's so hard headed sometimes. Such a beautiful cock, but such an annoying way about him. I just can't handle it anymore. He pitched a huge fit before about me dancing here. I can't take his jealousy. It's just too annoying. Besides.... I have my baby, and you're all the man I need anyway." Mama kisses my left cheek, holding my arm and laying her perfect head on my shoulder. She walks me back to her office, where I help her chill with some smoke and a little white wine. Some real sweet cuddling thrown in for good measure as well. Beth gets back from Courteney's pad, right as her Friend... pun intended... Jennifer Aniston goes up on stage to dazzle our very excited crowd with her very sexy stripper routine. The happy crowd makes it rain all over the stage and Jennifer hasn't even taken her clothes off yet. Mama and I watch from her office, chillin' on her very plush sofa. We have cameras all over the club so we both can watch everything that goes on... and a whole lot of kinky stuff goes on... On stage and off. Beth joins us on the couch and shares the smoke with us. I've got my ladies on both sides of me. A real nice place to be. We smoke, drink, and watch Jennifer toss her gold g string into the crowd. The place erupts. She's really into it, wiggling and jiggling that tight body all over the stage, spreading her very famous pussy for everyone to see. It's pouring in stage. It's gonna be a big night for Ms Aniston. And the liquor's flowing big time. Cha fucking ching! Beth and mama take turns sucking my cock while I lean back, pimped out... yeah... with my big ass cock out. I just grin. Two blonde mega milfs double gobbling my fourteen inches of pimp fame, spit rolling, blonde hair flying, gorgeous, creamy pink lips rippling. It's fucking amazing. My soft, smokey groans are constant. Mama and Beth playing with my pierced nipples and my huge pimp chain. I gently rub their hair and hold their heads, loving all the cock rocking, sloppy oral suction and pierced nipple pulling so very much. They share my seed, smiling and swallowing non stop til all of my thick, creamy dick milk disappears down both very accummodating throats. (Wink) They kiss afterwards, really playing it up for me, tongue sucking and fucking, spitting into each other's mouths, then deep kissing like the two sluttiest whores ever. A whole lot of huge titty groping going on too... by them, and me. Jennifer texts me a spread pussy pic... cum dripping and all... with a ton of kisses and smiley faces, after her performance. She counted her tips. $42,000. A pretty fucking nice shift. That's why I get all the famous hoes. 42 grand for fifteen minutes of work. And she's open to fucking her fans, so who knows how much that beautiful ho will actually make. Aisha Tyler does the next shift. She's pretty popular too. She's also a very fan friendly stripper... if you get my drift. She's always blowing somebody backstage. She'll even blow you for some weed if she's short. I love Bel Air. Besides the snooty neighbors of course. It's a pretty laid back place to live. A nice, kick back and chill place for a super pimp to do his pimp biz. I've pimped so many rich bitches in Bel Air. Movie star wives. Movie star daughters. Politicians. Any rich bitch 18 and up that looks good... and fucks good. Got so many track walkers. The strippers at The Honey Pot are top shelf whores too. Sofia Vergara made 1.5 mil in one week last month... just on lap dances and fan fucks. My sister Kaia only dances. No extra stuff. She's up for it, but I keep her and ay from that shit right now. She makes so much money on tips and lap dances, she's doesn't need to suck any dicks... well... other than mine. (Wink) Courtney dropped by to thank me for the coke. She gave me her ass in my office. Bent the bitch over my desk and went to town... eating it... then fucking it. I pissed and came in it too. Made a mess, but what the hell. It was worth it. My mom did indeed dump Tom. We're engaged now. Yep... I'm marrying my mom. Can't wait too. I'm gonna have the hottest... and best... wife there is. My dad's still doin' his thing. Still pimpin'. Still being obnoxious and over the top... and loving every fucking second of it. Ha. Beth and I are still going strong. Still fucking and doing our thing. I'm still obsessed with those giant titties. And she's still obsessed with my giant cock. A perfect match. I'm always pimpin'. Swagg Pimpin'... fresh and freaky. Hey... it's all about being... The Fresh Pimp Of Bel Air. Peace and fat pussy grease, bitches. By : DickThePimp 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Slutty Wives Samantha Mack I've been married to Canadian/Now American pornstar Samantha Mack for about two years. I met her at a convention a few years back and we really hit it off. I asked her out right there while she was posing for a pic with me and she said yes, so we went out after her signing and had a hella great time. We vibed from the very first second. I kept staring at her massive, enhanced jugs, but she definitely didn't mind. She kept leaning over the table at the Hard Rock Café while we were having dinner, letting me cop a feel as much as I wanted to. Such a sweet girl. Sam kept looking at me all sexually charged and all with those gorgeous eyes of hers while we ate and got to know each other. I was totally mesmerized by her from the get go. All the tattoos and everything. We fucked our brains out after dinner... in the bathroom at the Café and in my room upstairs as well. She moved in with me a week later and it's been fucking fantastic freaky funland ever since. We are sexual soulmates. We have so much in common from a sexual perspective, it's crazy. One of our top mutual fetishes is cheating. It's a huge turn on for us both. Technically we don't really cheat, because we're both doing it to turn on the other, and we both know... and approve... the other is doing it. But, we don't tell each other what we're doing until afterwards... and that's only sometimes... so that keeps the kinky cheating vibe going. The whole not knowing what your spouse is doing, and with whom they're doing it, is a really big turn on. I guess you could say we're both sluts. Ha. "BABE?" "YEAH?" "CAN I BORROW YOUR VAN?" "YEAH... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR CAR?" "I JUST WANTED TO USE YOUR VAN FOR SOMETHING." Sam walks into our bedroom, the naughtiest look ever on her f gorgeous face, an extra slutty smirk on those insanely gorgeous, thick, full, voluptuous, cherry red lips. "I'll show you afterwards." Sam smirks so mischievously at me, strolling over to me and hugging me around my neck. She licks my lips, then kisses me, deep and passionate. My hands reach down and squeeze the fuck outta that gorgeous, firm rump of hers. All the working out has made it so firm and extra squeezable. She's lost a bunch of weight the last year or so and she looks freaking amazing. Sam's a workout wonder and it shows. "Naughty slut." I chuckle as we kiss, tongue fucking and spit swapping all sloppy. "Mmmm Hmmmm. Your naughty slut, stud." Sam giggles, playing with my hair as she sucks off my tongue, grinding that super voluptuous body against mine. I hand Sam the keys to my pimped out van as we kiss. She licks and kisses all over my face, that smooth, wet, cherry red lipstick smearing all over me. Gorgeous kiss prints all over my face. Sam laughs when she sees them, playfully shaking her eyebrows. She lovingly kisses my lips again, then gently pushes me back into the bathroom for some kinky fun. I film my extremely gorgeous, long dark haired Hispanic/Canadian wife on her knees drinking my piss by the sink. I film her smiling at me, mouth wide open, directly, then I film her in the mirror drinking my warm, tangy dick liquor. Sam's tongue licks side to side as my strong stream of piss shoots directly into her anxiously awaiting mouth. She smiles and drinks, gulping down mouthful after mouthful of piss. She eagerly sucks my huge cock down her throat right before I finishing pissing. She happily drinks the last of it straight down her throat as she softly suck my cock, those full, creamy lips wrapped tight around my bulging shaft as she sucks. Fucking hell! She looks so damn beautiful sucking my white cock! Fucking BEAUTIFUL! I groan and film, loving my wife's ridiculously sexy mouth on my throbbing cock so fucking much. She tickles my big balls, gently massaging them both too. Her mouth speeds up on my rod, her spit flying from her mouth. Those thick lips rippling quickly up and down my lurching rod, her tongue bathing the underside so perfectly. About five more minutes of that and it's over. I shoot my sticky seed right down her throat. Sam opens up as wide as possible and lets it pump directly down her gullet, right into her cum starved stomach. I hold my wife's dark head and grunt wildly, handing her my phone to film. She points it at the mirror, capturing all the cum pumping action, smiling at the camera as I shove even further down her cum sucking throat, the exhilirating sensations from cumming down my amazingly gorgeous wife's throat overtaking me. My body shaking, my cock pumping my cum so damn forcefully. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Sam giggles at my uber happiness, knowing how good I feel. She rubs my right thigh as she films, gulping down the last of my cum, making sure to slowly suck and slurp me totally cum dry afterwards. Fucking awesome blowjob! "Mmmmmmmmm... thank you, baby. I need that cum. Yum yum. Hehehe. I love your cum. God... I wanna drink it all the time. It's the best protein shake ever. And soooooooo tasty. Hehe." Sam playfully licks at the tip of my dick, giggling as it bounces. She plants a big ass sexy kiss on it, then I help her up and we kiss, tongues and lips fucking and sucking. It's so freaking sexy. We gleefully hug and make out, our intense love for each other blazing though us. I found my soulmate. Sexually, and otherwise. "Thanks for the van, stud." Sam blows me a real sexy kiss as she turns to walk outta the bathroom. She makes sure to wiggle that divine ass for me... and I slap it... as she waves and walks away. I just grin as I sit on the counter. Dude... I'm definitely in love. Big fucking time. Later that night, around 2 am... Sam finally got home. I was asleep in out bed, but I woke up in time to hear her in the shower. I grinned. I had a very strong suspicion she had a hella fun time with my van. I yawned and stretched out, waiting patiently for my smokin' hot wife to finish showering, wondering exactly what she did, and if she'd tell me all about it. I had a feeling she would, but... that's up to her. About a half hour later... "Mmmmmmmmm... my man's waiting for me. Hehe." Sam kisses all over my face, smiling happily. "Wanna hear a story? Hehehe." Sam kisses my cheek and neck, lightly licking them too. "Sure. I figured you had some fun." I chuckle. "Oh yeah! Soooooo much fun. Mmmmmmmmmm." She playfully bites my neck as we relax in the bed. Sam starts telling me all about her little adventure with our next door neighbor Bob as she softly kisses my chest, the sexy mynx making sure to rub those giant, enhanced hooters all over my left arm as she kisses me for added... unnecessary, but much appreciated... stimulation. Bob by the way is an old dude. 78, but in pretty good shape. He works out at the same gym as Sam does. Nice enough guy, but Sam knows him better than I do. After this, I'm sure it's much, much better than I ever will. (Naughty, chill smirk) "I picked up Bob at the liquor store down the street and we headed over to the bowling alley to hook up with a couple of his buddies. He's been bugging me forever to go bowling with him, so I finally gave in. It was so much fun, babe." My left hand found it's merry way onto Sam's larger than average, but extra firm rump. She slid red silk bathrobe off her very voluptuous body before my hand got to her ass, so I had free and clear access to one of my favorite asses ever. My hand thanked me for it as it vice clamped down on that extra curvy butt. My ear lobe being heatedly nibbled on by Sam, who's getting turned on by just the beginning of her horny evening recap. "Bob and his friends, Ted and Jack kept rubbing my boobs and butt for good luck in between every frame. Hehe. Six horny hands groping my curves was a real turn on, baby. Mmmmmmm. My nipples are still hard thinking about it. Do you feel them, baby?" Sam makes sure to rub those tits... and rock hard, pulsating nipples... right over my left pierced nipple, knowing how intense the sensations will be for me. I growl with a grin, my turned on meter rising by the split second. "I made sure to grind on those three big old dicks. Bob's got the biggest one. Mmmmmmmm. Eleven inches of fat sausage. God! I think I'm gonna cum again just remembering what it felt like... And tasted like. Hehehe. Mmmmmmm." Sam slowly licks my neck, breathing softly on my skin, then playfully nibbling on my neck. This wild bitch is gonna get the ass fucking of a lifetime shortly. Sam climbs up on me, spitting on, then rubbing it in my cock, then sliding my cock up her tight rump. She grins so happily as my huge rod eases up her thick ass, inching further and further up that very sweet smelling hershey highway. She outs her hands on my nipples and tweaks then and she slowly rides me... and tells me about her van gangbang with the old guys. My hands grip those giant jugs and cup them, my thumbs rubbing across her hard nips as she tells me about sucking all three old cocks while they all fingered her holes, sitting on the pull out bed in my van, drinking some tequila and getting all freaky. "They tasted so good, babe. Bobs bug cock tasted the best. He told me he uses some honey scented lotion on it. Yum. Hehe. I had to deepthroat him for awhile. I couldn't get enough of that huge cock." Sam rides me, grinding back and forth, then around in a circle. She bounces on my thick meat, moaning and cooing, eyes rolling back in her head, her tongue just sticking out of her mouth. I grin so wide, so happy she loves my cock so much. It feels amazing in her tight ass, her rump pumping and squeezing my fat shaft so damn hard as she bounces on it, slowly, then a little faster, then a little faster than that. "Ted and Jack double analed me, babe. Two thick pieces of prime aged meat see sawing in my tight ass. GOD! It felt so goodddddddddddd!!!!" Sam squirts, shooting her milky cream all over my stomach she means back, grinding back and forth on my cock, faster and faster, cooing louder and louder as she goes, her breathing getting deeper and more intense. They all ass fucked me for two hours in your van. We would take a break and do some shots, then I'd suck their cocks some more, then they'd fuck my ass some more. It was such a fun time. I came so much. I drank Bob's cum twice. Ted and Jack came on my tits. I sucked them dry, then I let all three piss on my titties. I loved it all, babe. Mmmmmmm. Just like this gorgeous cock. My man's so beautiful. His cock too. Hehe." Sam leans down and kisses me as I cum in her big, bouncy ass, pumping my huge sticky load deep into her pounding bowels. We kiss and rub each other throughout the entire orgasm. My woman feels amazing and those lips of hers. Those thick, full lips taste so amazing too. We relax afterwards, snuggling and kissing. Sam makes sure to rub those huge, enhanced hooters all over me as much as possible. I can't stop smiling, loving them... and her. My wife. My Slutty Wife Samantha Mack. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  The Golden Shower Girls Parody of the sitcom The Golden Girls... Pure pissy fantasy The Golden Shower Girls : Dorothy (Jamie Lee Curtis) Sophia (Nancy Pelosi) Blanche (Helen Mirren) Rose (Paula Deen) Other Cast: James (Me) My Girlfriend Pink (Pop Superstar Pink) Spence (The King Of Queens/Patton Oswalt) "So... when's your gorgeous son getting in, Dorothy? I can't wait to see him again. It's been so long. Mmmhmmm. So long indeed." Rose asks my mom. "He and Pink and Spence are coming in this evening. I can't wait to see him myself. I've missed my baby." "Me too, dear. I mean... I do have three kids with him. Might as well go for three more." "Ma... you're too old to have any more kids with my son. It's a miracle you had those three. You have some kind of super womb or something." "Hey, pussycat... my womb is definitely super. Just ask all the dicks that have been in there... in just the last week." My grandmother winks at my mom as she heads into the living room. "A super womb? That sounds like a CIA secret operation thing or something. Oooooooh. So scary." "Rose... your brain... or what you call a brain... is definitely scary." "Well, thank you, Dorothy. That's so sweet." My mom shakes her head, sitting at the kitchen table, at her friend Rose. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer for sure. Sweet lady though. "Ladies.... I'm in love. I found the perfect mate for me... at least for this weekend." Mom's friend Blanche sashays in, all loved up/horned up. She strolls to the fridge and grabs a Tab. "Dr Tom Smith is the future ex husband of my dreams. Rich, a doctor, handsome... very, very nice cock... and he's a doctor." She swigs the Tab, grinning from ear to ear. "You said he's a doctor, twice, Blanche." My mom rolls her eyes at her extremely horny/excited friend. "I know. You know how much I loveeeeee doctors, so I figured I'd emphasize that one." "Golly gee, Blanche. That's great. I'm so happy for you." "Well, thank you, Rose. That's so sweet." Blanche chugs the Tab and then tosses it in the trash, a slight belch, then more grinning and a quick titty push up to make sure those old beauties are still nice and perky. They definitely are. Blanche has gorgeous cans. Old or not. My mom Dorothy lives with my grandmother Sophia, and their friends Blanche and Rose in a retirement condo in Miami. They get along pretty darn well... For the most part. Four friends chillin' in the warm weather and looking for love. Sophia is cool. She always texts me pics of her "friends" she finds. A ton of 'em. So many dick pics. Old and not so old. My girl Pink gets a kick outta seeing all of them. Blanche is supposed to be the extra horny slut of the group, but she's got nothing on my beautiful, big titty grandmother. My girl Pink and I are going down for a visit. We're bringing my best friend Spence along. We're driving from NYC, so that's an adventure in and of itself. I decided to drive down cause of all of the damn drama at the airports nowadays, especially JFK and Newark. They're a pain. Plus... I've got a couple for friends I wanted to stop in and see along the way. A little later... "BABYYYYYYYYYY! I'm so happy to see you. MWAH!" My mom hugs me tight as I stand in the doorway. She welcomes us all in. "Kaia. So great to see you too. God... you're so beautiful." "Awwww... Thank you, Dorothy." "Spence... How are you?" Spence looks down. He's a little embarrassed. He got harassed at a rest stop not far from Miami by a real horny crossdressing hooker. Pink and I look at each other and snicker. "He's still upset about the hooker that molested him in the rest stop bathroom. Hehe." Pink jokes. Spence shakes his head in disgust. Poor dude got ball busted pretty bad about it by Pink and I on the way to Miami. It's Fun giving my boy grief. He can be slightly annoying, so people enjoy busting his balls. "Awww, Spence. Hahaha." Even my mom gives it to Spence. We all settle in the living room, sip some tea... I sip a beer... and catch up. I gotta sneak a few peeks of Blanche's very beautiful cleavage. Her low cut blue blouse shows it off quite nice. Spence excuses himself to use the bathroom while Pink sits in my lap and she and mom and I talk over our Vegas plans. Pink and I are taking a vacation out there next month. Mom has some friends out there in the desert that she wants me to check up on when we get out there. "Ahhhhhhhh..... Brrrrrrr." Spence is having a nice, relaxing pee when he's startled by Blanche walking in on him. He looks back at her all nervous, holding in his mighty stream. "Well, well. Pink wasn't lying when she told us about your new cock, Spence. Wow! That's the biggest cock I've ever seen... And I've seen a few." Blanche checks it out very closely from the side, eyebrows raised fully. She grabs it and strokes it. She's totally mesmerized by the gigantic rod. Seventeen inches. Yep... seventeen inches. The product of multiple implants and various drugs and very shady injection treatments. It's so veiny and LONG. VERY, VERY LONG. "My, my... such a long, beautiful cock. So long. So, so long. Wow." Blanche keeps staring.... And keeps stroking. Spence stands there and enjoys it, nervously. He reaches over and grabs her right tit, squeezing as he groans from her gentle stroking. Blanche leans over and starts sucking, taking in about four inches of the ridiculously long dick. It's the biggest dick she's ever sucked. She's sucked my fourteen inch cock, but that's still three inches shorter than Spence's. Her mouth smoothly glided up and down that veiny, uncircumsized rod. Her very experienced lips gripping and gliding like a well oiled sucking machine. She jerks the base as she sucks in another two inches, still a ways away from the base. Blanche delights at Spence's piss dribbling out onto her tongue, cooing happily at the warm, salty taste. Spence starts squeezing Blanche's very nice old rump in her blue spandex pants, running his hand inside them, grinning when he realizes she's not wearing panties. "Suck it, baby. Suck my cream out. Yeah." Spence leans his head back and grins from ear to ear, fingering Blanche's rump hole as she bobs her gray haired head on his hard, heaving dick, greedily sucking about eleven inches down her hall of fame throat. Spit flying. Spence right hand on her head as she happily bobs away. About a cocksucking minute later, Spence's cum blasts down Blanche's throat, thick rope after thick rope of creamy jizz flooding Blanche's jizz worshipping gullet. She happily drinks it all, wildly moaning her taste approval the whole spermy way. "Mmmmmmmmm. Thanks, doll. I needed that." Blanche kisses Spence's cock head, then pats his cheek when she stands up, smiling at him right as she walks away, wiggling her sweet rump at him as she leaves him in the bathroom, wiping the corners of her slutty mouth. Spence just goofy grins... and starts pissing on his shoes. He quickly snaps out of his Blanche daze, panicking. He hurriedly grabs his dick to piss in the toilet, rescuing his wet sneakers. A little later, the group was eating dinner while my mom and I were in the room Pink and I were gonna sleep in. She was on her knees, her gorgeous jugs wrapped nice and tight around my cock as she pumped my dick feverishly as I fucked her jugs silly. A truly beautiful sight for sure. My mom has missed my cock. When she was still living in New York, we fucked all the time. But, since she and her friends moved in together in Miami, I haven't gotten to fuck her much. I missed fucking my mom, especially her tits. I love them so damn much. "Fuck mamas titties, baby. God! I've missed this gorgeous cock! It's so biggggggg!!!!! YUM!" Mom sucks my head, her tongue living all over my underside as I pump harder and harder through her slick and soft tit valley. The baby oil really lubing up her jugs very nicely. "FUCK 'EM, BABY!!! FUCK 'EM HARDER!!! GOD, YES!" My mom holds me close to her bouncing bosom, licking and biting at my cock as it continually pops outta her very comfy and slick tit valley. She fucks my dick so mercilessly with them, driving my cock through her oily cleavage even harder than I am. "FUCK!!!!!!" I blurt out, splattering my moms beautiful face with so much creamy cum. It splashes her forehead, cheeks, nose, lips, chin, hair... everywhere. It's awesome! Mom smiles the whole time, gleefully lapping at all of that flying jizz. She sucks hard on my head, draining out the last of my mighty load. God... I almost fall backwards from the intensely beautiful feeling. I hold my mom's gray haired mom's head and excitedly groan as she sucks me dry, digging deep into my piss slit with the tip of her naughty tongue to dig out any remaining drops of sweet sperm. What a sexy woman. Her beautiful eyes beaming at mine, my huge crown crammed into her loving mouth. "Soooooooo tasty, baby. But.... You forgot something. Hehehe." "Oh no I didn't." I grin... and start pissing. I splash my moms smiling face, her golden shower nice and warm and tangy. She moves her smiling face around, making sure to take a piss facial from every angle. She sucks my pissing cock in, bobbing and sucking on my dick as I pump my tangy dick liquor straight down her throat. She opens up and lets my dick slide right down there, my piss pumping hard and constant. Mom drinks me piss dry, her tongue. Wrapping around my massive rod, licking so slutty as her mouth ravenously sucks out my salty yellow cocktail. "Thank you, honey. Mama loves you so very much." She winks up at me, smiling and sucking me softly and with such sweet love. "Love you too, mom. Sexy bitch. Haha." We share a nice laugh as she sucks me dry, sweetly kissing and licking all over my huge dick and big, meaty balls. "Everyone... this is, Tom. My boyfriend." Blanche introduces us to her doctor boyfriend. Nice guy. About 70. In good shape. Pink checks out his bulge in his beige slacks. She nods her approval at me. Blanche asked me to help her with something while Tom and Pink and Rose chatted on the couch. The something ended up being wanting me to piss in her butt. Which I was very happy to help her with. I ass fucked that sexy broad for about fifteen minutes in her bedroom. She was screaming and cumming all over her bed while I just fucked her old rump and pissed in it, yanking back hard on her gray hair, then fucking her ass some more... and pissing in it some more too. My hands had a hella good time squeezing her hanging titties too. I love that old broad's soft titties. I love to just suck 'em for hours. She made a special trip up to the Big Apple last month just to let me suck her titties. She loves it that much. I pulled out and finished pissing all over Blanche's face, really soaking her hair too. She had to make up an excuse to Tom so she could wash her piss drenched hair before their date. I ass fucked her again while she washed it. Can't get enough of that sweet ass old ass. Ha. Pink and Sophia made sure Tom didn't get too bored waiting for Blanche. They double sucked him off on the couch. Pink drank his sperm, and Sophia drank his piss. They kiss and cum and piss swapped for Tom... while he filmed it. He didn't even think about Blanche. My girl's luscious, slutty lips made it real easy to forget about her. While Blanche was on her date with Tom, Spence and I had a grand old time pissing all over my mom, my grandmom, and Rose while Pink filmed it all in mom's bathroom. Three hot old broads on their knees, smiling, and getting drenched in warm piss by two giant cocks. Pink got so turned on, she joined in, letting Spence piss all over her face, while I pissed in her ass. My grandmother ate my ass while I pissed in Pink's. Mom filmed it. Rose sucked me off, twice, and took my dick in her pussy and ass while Spence ass fucked Pink. Mom sucked Spence and me off, and let us both piss all over her face too. Awesome evening. We stayed a couple more days, fucking then and pissing all over all of them. Pink pissed all over all the horny old broads too. It was piss party USA up in that condo, bitches! It was fucking amazing. I can't wait to visit my mom again. My grandmother didn't get pregnant again by me on that trip, even though I came in her sweet pussy four times. It's cool. I sure as hell enjoy trying. She's coming up to visit me next week. We're gonna have a Twinkie party. I'm gonna cum in her pussy as many times as I possibly can. You never know. She might get knocked up again. I'll make sure to give her another golden shower or two as well. I mean... she is one of The Golden Shower Girls. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Sex Ain't Love "God...... I love your cock soooooooo much, baby. Mmmmmmmmmm. You always make mama feel soooooooo good. Mmmmmm mmmmmmmm!" Watching my mom (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) ride my cock is almost as much fun as having her ride my cock... almost. That tall, thin, but extra curvy body. All natural 34FF breasts jiggling as she grinds on me. Those divinely luscious lips pursed as she moans in utter delight, my foot long cock bringing her soooooooo much pleasure. I just can't stop grinning. And my cock can't stop twitching inside her tight, juice pouring twat. All of it combined to make for one heavenly beautiful experience. God bless Incest. Mama leans down, feeding me those massive knockers, grinning so naughty from ear to ear. I suckle them so hard and ravenously, my mouth so insanely happy, her jugs tasting so perfectly hooteriffic. Drops of divinely sweet titty milk shoot out onto my rapidly lapping tongue. The constant breast pumping the last few weeks worked. All that sweaty soft titty flesh stuffed into my mouth... overflowing my mouth. Her breasts are so huge they cover my face as I suck them, squeezing both as I very happily suck away. Mama playfully shakes them in my mouth as she luridly shakes her pussy on my giant cock, sucking mercilessly on it with her cunt, all of those sweet juices lubing my rod as her heavenly milf pussy pumps it faster and faster, bringing me to the edge of a massive cum dump. I slap and squeeze her smooth jiggly rump as mama's pussy goes into super horny overdrive, furiously pumping and dancing all over my cock even faster, desperately wanting to be fed my super sperm main course. About two minutes more of that and her cock milking pussy gets fed. My cock erupts, violently pumping my extra gooey seed so deep, painting her quaking pink folds white with dick cream. Her pussy shakes and quakes all over my cock. Mama squirts herself, her body trembling wildly, our mutual cum mixing so sinfully inside her loving snatch. I keep on sucking mama's worlds greatest tits. She keeps on sexy smiling, and shaking them in my mouth, also shaking her still cumming twat all over my still cumming cock, our cum leaking out onto my balls and soaking the satin sheets. Nasty, messy sex is the best. Fucking awesome as awesome gets! Our mutual lust/love/carnal fire permeates though the air of my bedroom, thick and steamy, sweet, and sexy to the core. We swap spit and tongue fuck as we come down from our mutual cum explosions. I can taste my cum and piss in her mouth from earlier. Mama sucked me off, very eagerly drinking my cum as I downed a few beers watching the last of the football game, then very gladly drinking my piss from all the beers I chugged. She craves my cum and piss... and I crave feeding them to her. Mama snakes her way down my body, slowly licking down my chest and stomach, naughty grinning up at me the whole way. I just grin back and watch as she makes it to my cum dripping cock, licks all over the huge head, softly, playfully chewing on it, then devours it, sucking my softening cock in deep, sucking out every last drop of creamy cum in me. Her gorgeous eyes never leave mine. She reaches up and plays with my pierced nipples as she lovingly and hungrily sucks me clean, her tongue luridly licking all around the underside of my softening shaft as she sucked me off. Freaking awesome awesome... AWESOME! Afterwards, we snuggle and share a couple more beers. I love watching my mom suck on that beer bottle neck as she drinks it, those thick, voluptuous lips wrapped tight around the bottle. Her tongue licking under it just like it licked under my shaft. My grin keeps on grinning. She winks at me, smiling all naughty around the bottle. My mom is the hottest chick that's ever existed. Period! No other chick touches her. "WHEW! That was absolutely amazing, baby! GOD! YOU CAN FUCK! Hehehehe. Mmmmmmmmmm." Mama showers me with a ton of beer flavored kisses, making sure to rub those milk dribbling uber melons on my chest. She pumps them regularly to get some milk flowing for me. She know how much I love drinking it straight from the tap. She has to do it regularly. If she misses a day, the milk dries up. It's little things like that, that make me love her so damn much. Mama goes outta her way to make... and keep... me happy. She's the best mom ever, for damn sure! "My baby's so handsome." Mama look deep into my eyes, gently playing with my blonde hair and smiling so sweet. "I definitely get my looks from you, mama. You're the most gorgeous woman that's ever walked the planet. Bar none!" "Awwwwwww... Mmmmmmmmm. My baby's the sweetest." She kisses me deep, caressing my face with such love, our tongues mingling so naughty and nice. "You know, Spence (The King Of Queens) finally got me to agree to go out with him. He begged me so much I finally just broke down and said yes. Hehehe." "Oh yeah? He wouldn't shut up about it with me either. He begged me for the last few weeks to let him ask you out. I just said OK to shut him the fuck up." "Hahaha. He's sweet. He's definitely not my type, but he's sweet. I know how big of a crush he has on me. I told him I'd go out with him, but no fooling around. Even though Gina told me all about his huge cock and everything. It's just a date." "Yeah... he's got it bad for you, for sure, mama. Just like me." We share a nice laugh... and some real nice and sloppy make out fun. She sucks off my tongue, slurping it so loud. My hands squeeze the fuck outta those milky tits... and I mercilessly suck some more milky greatness outta them as well. A little later, while mama and Spence are out on their date, my wife Kaia and I are fooling around in the pool, fucking and skinny dipping our horny brains out. Kaia's in my arms, kissing me passionately as she bounces on my cock under the water. I'm holding her up, hands firmly squeezing her sweet ass as my cock plunges repeatedly up her silky slick pussy. Pool sex fucking rocks! It's past time for mama and Spence's date to be over, but she's not home yet so Kaia and I head inside after she pumps a load of jizz outta me in the pool. We have some wine and share some BBQ, relaxing in the kitchen. We just celebrated our first anniversary and I'm more in love now than ever. I found my soulmate, and good God.... She's smokin' hot! HOT HOT HOT!!! Later on, Kaia and I fell asleep in our room. A post sex/dinner nap. I woke up and Kaia wasn't there. I figured she went to the bathroom. I didn't see mama before my nap, but I check my phone and see she texted me some hearts and a big kiss so I yawn and close my eyes again. Over in the bathroom, which is by my mom's bedroom, Kaia hears a bunch of loud moaning and groaning. She cracks open the door leading to mama's room and looks in. She immediately smiles and giggles. Spence is fucking the fuck outta my mom on her bed. She's on her hands and knees facing the foot of the bed, smiling wide and moaning wildly. He's behind her, slapping her ass as he drills her twat, jerking on her long blonde hair at the same time. Seems like their date went really well. And so much for the no fooling around part too. Kaia watches, arms folded under her 32F breasts, leaning against the doorway, grinning and smirking away. She plays with her hard nips, pulling them and squeezing them, as she watches the hardcore pounding closely, turned on by how much my mom is enjoying it. "GOD... FUCK ME HARDER, STUD! SHIT! GIVE ME THAT HUGE FUCKING COCK! UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Mama throws her head around furiously, grinning from ear to ear as he pussy gets battered relentlessly by that ten and a half inch uncircumsized beast. She squirts and Spence keeps fucking, harder and harder, slapping her jiggly rump harder as well. He yanks back on her long hair, smirking from ear to ear, feeling so fucking good about himself. He's sweating profusely, his pasty white skin gleaming from the hot heated action, his cock thumping hard in my mom's very welcoming cunt. "Tell me you love it, baby. Tell me!" Spence is all Cocky, losing himself in his immense pleasure of finally getting to fuck his biggest crush. "I FUCKING LOVE IT! I FUCKING LOVE YOUR HUGE COCK TEARING UP MY PUSSY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GOD!!!!!!" Mama grunts and growls, groaning and moaning like a wild animal in heat. Her huge titties flopping wildly under her. She notices Kaia watching from the doorway and grins. Mama waves her over, licking out her tongue so enticingly at my wife. Kaia looks around to see if I'm awake, then she heads into the room, smirking happily, shutting the door behind her. My nap continues for a little while longer. About an hour later, I wake up and still no Kaia. I yawn and stretch, then head to the bathroom to piss. I hear some moaning and slapping noises from mama's room as I take a leak, but I don't pay much attention to them. I'm still half asleep. After I flush the toilet and stretch some more, shaking my head to clear it, I hear louder noises from my mom's bedroom so I walk over to the door and listen in. All I hear is grunting and groaning, and a couple of slapping sounds so I crack the door open and peek in. I see Spence laid out on my mom's bed, his head at the foot of the bed, mama riding him, and Kaia riding his mouth. She's facing mama, leaning over and sucking on her massive bouncing jugs as Kaia wiggles her pussy on Spence's ravenously sucking mouth. I watch from the door for a minute. Kaia cums in Spence's mouth as she sucks my mom's 34FF right jug into her mouth, pulling it with her mouth and knawing on it like a hungry dog on a bone. I rb my bulge through my super thin green cotton pajama pants as I watch my mom bounce wildly on that huge rod, grinning wide and moaning loud. I walk over and stand by the bed, grabbing my moms head and pulling it down to my crotch. Mama grins up at me all naughty, heatedly licking my bulge through my pants. She pulls my pants down below my cock and devours it in one big gulp. All twelve inches right down her throat. Her nose buried in my crotch. She licks back and forth across my shaft as she sucks mercilessly on my massive shaft. It lurches hard in her throat, but thanks to all of those blowjobs she's given me, mama doesn't even flinch. No gagging at all. Mama just sucks, and bobs her head fast and furious on my meat, her spit rolling down my shaft. I hold her head and fuck up into her mouth and throat, our dual work making quick work of my cock. My cum erupts violently outta my piss slit and pumps full force into my mom's mouth, bathing her tonsils and tongue, quickly and greedily being swallowed down, each and every drop going down that amazingly talented throat. Mama furiously sucks me completely clean, lovingly worshipping my foot long rod with her extra luscious mouth and tongue. I fondle Kaia's left tit and passionately kiss her as Spence intensely sucks her dry. "Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmm! Thank you, baby. I needed that. Yum yum. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Mama smiles up at me, such intense love burning through her loving gaze. She rubs my chest as she sucks my cock, then my balls, slathering them with her spit, then sucking them totally clean. "I'll let you finish. I'm gonna go get a beer." I wink at mama, and kiss Kaia. Sneaking in some more huge titty fondling as we kiss. I smirk as I head into the kitchen, closing the door behind me. About thirty minutes or so later, as I'm downing my third beer, Kaia and mama walk into the kitchen, both nude, grinning and hugging... kissing too. They hug me too and grab a beer from the counter, all smiles and all. "Seems like it was a real successful date." I joke, tipping my bottle to mama. She giggles and blows me a sexy kiss, chugging half her beer. She's thirsty after all of the hardcore fucking in her bedroom. "Oh yeah! I'm sure glad I took Spence up on his offer. Hehe. That boy can fuck! Hehehe." Mama tips her bottle to me, laughing and blowing me another kiss. "He sure looked like he could." Kaia chimes in with a naughty smile, sipping on her beer as I hug her waist with my right arm. Kaia explains she only watched mama and Spence fuck. She didn't fuck him herself. She let him eat her pussy and ass and suck on her titties and she jerked his dick a little and played with his balls and stuff... but no fucking. Her and mama spent a lot of time sucking on each other's titties too. Too bad they didn't film it. A couple of minutes later, Spence comes strolling in all cocky with the biggest shit eating grin ever, wearing only a white wifebeater tank top. His huge soft dick dangling between his short, pasty white, chubby legs. He grabs a beer from the counter, still grinning from ear to ear. "Ahhhhhhhh! Cold beer. Always good after hot sex." Spence is feeling real full of himself. Mama, Kaia and I laugh. Spence roughly squeezes mama's ass and tries to kinky kiss her, but quickly gets his hand pushed away. He seems a little startled. "Slow down, stud." Mama applies the brakes to Spence's cocky ride. "I... I don't understand. I thought..." He looks bewildered at my mom. "You thought what? That we were a couple? Ummm... sorry to burst your bubble, Spencey, but that was great sex indeed... but just great sex. I'm not looking for more than that." Mama gives Spence a kinda stern look, arms folded under her sweaty uber jugs. He doesn't get it. "I... umm... I... I thought you liked me. I mean... you seem to really like me in there. You know." Spence half smirks, but quickly looks befuddled again. "I did like you in there. And I LOVED what we did. I really did. And I do like you out here, but sex is sex. It's not love. I seperate the two. You need to do that too. Sorry." Mama pats Spence's sweaty cheek, then hugs me again, kissing my cheek, then she heads to the shower. Spence looks totally lost... and very down. Oh well... lesson learned, I guess. Kaia shrugs her shoulder at me, the heads to the bathroom to shower with mama. I just finish my veer, letting Spence have his space. Poor dude had quite an evening. He got to fuck the living fuck outta my mom, but he so kinda got his heart broke too. Great night, turned not so great. That's life. I pat Spence on the back and head back to my room. He takes a seat at the counter and downs a couple of beers, drowning his sorrows, sort of. The next morning, Kaia woke me up with a fantastic blowjob and titty fuck. She eagerly drank two loads of my cum... and a huge load of my piss. Kept me from having to use the toilet. Such a sweet wife. Me and mom headed to the bar she owns, while Kaia stayed at home and slept in. Around lunch time, Spence dropped by with some roses to apologize to my mom, but Kaia explained she was at the bar. She invited him in to chill and they sat in the living room, talking and drinking some wine. Kaia likes to start early sometimes. About four glasses in, Spence breaks down and starts crying, telling Kaia how much he loves my mom. She feels bad for him, but doesn't know exactly what to say to him. "It's OK, Spence. It's just... She's not looking for love. Kelly loves James... like I do. We may have some fun on the side here and there, but our hearts belong to him. You have to understand that. It's nothing personal." Kaia tries to console Spence. He's feeling pretty low. It's the first time Kaia's seen him cry in front of her so she's caught off guard a little. "You're sweet Kaia. I'm... I'm glad we got to fool around a little last night. Don't tell James, but I've got a massive crush on you too so it really meant a lot." Spence actually gives Kaia a sweet, thankful grin, still sobbing and depressed, but being genuinely nice. Kaia smiles. She thinks it's really sweet that's he's so sweet... and not trying to fuck. "Awww... Thanks, Spence. That's really sweet. I had fun too. And don't worry. I won't tell James. It'll be our little secret." She sweetly smiles at him, softly patting his tear covered cheek. "Besides... I didn't really tell him I sucked your cock and balls last night. So please don't tell him either." "I won't. I promise. Thanks so much for doing that by the way. God... you're a really great cocksucker. I... I mean... you know." Spence chuckles. Kaia giggles. "James is a really lucky guy. You're so darn beautiful." "Hehe. Thanks. You're a really sweet guy, Spence. And it was my pleasure sucking your gorgeous cock... and balls. They're all so tasty. I don't know how you get them to taste so good." "Thanks. I use a special lotion. It's cinnamon honey flavored." "Yum. Sounds delicious.... And tastes delicious too." Kaia nudges Spence's shoulder, giggling and joking around to cheer him up. She does the job. He starts smiling, and stops crying. They start drinking again, already four glasses of red wine in. Spence can't stop staring at Kaia's nude breasts. They are pretty fucking outta this world. All natural 32F, wide cone shaped titties. So smooth and soft and jiggly. Perfect, always hard pink nipples and small areolaes. He licks his lips as he almost spills his wine on himself. Kaia notices and giggles, shaking her head at him, but being flattered her tits could mesmerize him so much. She also notices that massive dick getting hard in his loose gray sweatpants. It peaks her interest again, especially after seeing it... and tasting it... up close last night. "You look a little uncomfortable there, Spence. Hehe." Kaia jokes, finishing her fifth glass of red wine. She's a little tipsy, but still together... for the most part. "Oh... yeah. Sorry." Spence gives an apologetic smile and plays it nice. Smart move. Kaia really likes the nice side of Spence. "You know... watching you fuck Kelly so hard and so good last night was a real turn on. It made me so wet. I kept whispering in Kelly's ear how gorgeous your cock was and how much it turned me on." Kaia starts her sixth glass of wine, loosening up quite a bit. She's horny... but playing it cool. She looks at Spence all naughty like over her wine glass, winking at him too. "Really? Thanks, Kaia. That's a huge turn on for me too. I'm glad you like my cock. And I'm glad Kelly liked it too... even after everything afterwards." He gets a little down again, but Kaia quickly cheers him back up. "Don't get sad, Spence..." Kaia puts her hand on his massive bulge, rubbing it as she drinks her wine. "... with a cock like this... there's no reason at all for you to be sad." Kaia grips his cock and looks right at him, winking again and playfully shaking her eyebrows at him. Spence takes a big gulp of wine, and a deep breath. He starts sweating again, his heart racing at the way things are going right about now. Spence finishes his wine and so does Kaia, her hand firmly massaging his huge, now erect cock through those loose fitting sweatpants. Kaia lays back on the sofa, playfully putting one leg, then the other on Spence's shoulder, smirking mischievously at him. Spence just stares and swallows hard, so turned on by my uber hot blonde wife. "Eat my pussy, stud." Kaia says in her sexiest voice. Spence just nods and obeys, leaning down and diving in... tongue first. He snakes it up Kaia's twitching cunt, darting it all around her pulsating pink folds as he rubs on her perky pink clit, squeezing and smacking it as he furiously licks her out, her juices bathing his long tongue. Kaia closes her eyes and smiles, cooing happily as Spence expertly devours her uber sweet pussy, sucking on it as he licks her out, drinking down all of her milky sex juices. Spence shakes his head on Kaia's pussy, wildly grinding it on her twat, licking her out at break neck speed, his tongue darting all around, his mouth sucking harder and harder while his hand smacks and rubs her pounding clit the whole horny time. Kaia cums hard, squirting violently into Spence's hard sucking mouth. He drinks her pussy milk with a huge horny smile and a fast lapping tongue. He sucks her pussy so hard Kaia almost jumps up off the sofa, screaming so loud and trembling all over from the insanely intense vibrations racing through her bare, thumping outta control pussy. Spence. Keeps on sucking and licking her out, even after Kaia finishes squirting in his mouth. She grins so bright, licking her glossy lips back and forth, and biting her tongue in purse sexual delight. She holds Spence melon shaped head tight on her quaking cunt, rubbing his face all over it as he sucks on it harder and harder and harder, his tongue licking lightning fast across her violently spasming pussy walls. Kaia squirts again... and Spence keeps on eating her out. He loves eating pussy and Kaia is reaping the slutty benefits of it.... And absolutely loving every cumming second. Meanwhile, mama and I stopped by my sister Gina's house on the way home after work. She was very happy to see us. We chilled for a few, snacking and drinking a couple of beers... then I ass fucked Gina and mama both on Gina's bed, side by side, both big titty bitches leaning over, handcuffed to the bed rail. They both love bondage and I took advantage of that perfectly. I ass pounded them senseless, my foot long, thick cock drilling up both extra happy asses at varying speeds with varying power and carnally excited force. I slapped Gina's wide ass so much and so hard, her white flesh turned beet red. She screamed and creamed, loving it so much she came eight times in a hour. Mama came five, taking all twelve inches up her very supple and quite jiggly rump with the sweetest and horniest smile you've ever seen, dancing her rump all over my invading cock the whole time, leaning back into me, kissing me deeply as I relentlessly ass banged her and roughly groped her 34FFs. God! It was so fucking awesome! I uncuffed them both and they shared my load... twice. I came so much I almost fell over in the floor. Gina ravaged my cock sucking it so hard I screamed in delight myself. She and mama cumswapped for me... and my camera... messily playing with my cum, spitting it on each other's faces and slowly licking it all off and drinking it all down with the sexiest moans and grins ever. I pissed all over both pairs of awesomely gorgeous, heaving breasts, their rock hard nipples vibrating so damn hard, shooting a long, steady stream of warm tangy urine in both slut's wide open and anxiously waiting mouths. They both feverishly sucked me dry, very eagerly gorging themselves on my cock, balls... and any piss left in me. Afterwards we relaxed with some beer and ice cream floats... and I ate the rest of the ice cream outta both delicious asses as they downed the ice cream float. Super fun time with the sis and mom. I'm still smiling about it. Back at home... "Mmmmmmmmm... Uhhhhh!!! Fuck me, Spence. God! I love your huge cock. Mmmmmmmmmm. UHHH!" Kaia watches Spence's cock thrust in and out of her pussy, her smooth legs on his shoulders. He sweats profusely and fucks steadily, his massive dick fucking my wife with long, deep strokes. Kaia squirts around his cock and Spence keeps on going, fucking her cumming cunt faster and harder, all ten and a half inches of fat dick meat plunging in and out, stretching Kaia's dripping wet pussy wide, making her coo and moan so loud and excited. She can't stop smiling as she rubs her pounding clit and licks her glossy pink lips, watching Spence drill up her cunt faster and faster. He starts grunting and shaking and she knows he's ready to explode. "Don't cum in me. I wanna drink it. Come over here. Hurry." Kaia points behind her head. Spence pulls out and jumps off the sofa, quickly scurrying around to the end of the sofa by Kaia's head. She opens up and Spence shoves right in. Kaia coos happily as she devours half of that super thick meat stick, slobbering all over it as she sucks it down, over and over, her mouth gliding easily on the cock that's lubed up by all of her spit. "Mmmmmmmmmmm. Cum down my throat. Yummmmmmm." Kaia encourages Spence, who's grunting wildly and shaking wildly too. "Here it comes!!!! Uhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Spence announces as he erupts, blasting his thick seed down Kaia's quick swallowing throat. She loves swallowing my cum so she handles his easily, not kissing a single drop. She moans happily thaw hole time she drinks his cum... and he cums a lot. Kaia eagerly swallows every drop, her throat bouncing up and down mercilessly as she swallows so much cum, so fucking fast. Spence can't stop shaking and grunting, making Kaia giggle as she sucks on his insanely fat, smooth dick. "God... that was great. Thanks so much Kaia. You're the best. Whew!" Spence breathes deep, sweating like crazy. Kaia winks up at him as she keeps on sucking him clean, her mouth slowly bobbing up and down that fat rod with pure, cum drinking delight. She kisses and licks the tip, winking up at Spence again. "Yummy. I love your cum, Spence. And that cinnamon and honey lotion is amazing. I'm gonna start putting that on James' cock. Mmmmmmmm." She sucks his dick again, loving the taste of it... and of his cum. "God... I could drink you cum all day." Kaia smiles as she licks deep into Spence's piss slit to dig out any drops of cum left in there. "Now that's a real high protein diet. Hahaha." Spence grins down at Kaia. They both laugh as she sucks his super fat dick some more. "Now Spence. Remember. This is sex... nothing more. Not love. If you understand that and accept that then we can keep having fun. I sure hope you're OK with it. I definitely wanna suck this gorgeous cock some more. But keep it to ourselves. James doesn't need to know. OK?" Kaia licks around Spence's cock, waiting for his response. "Ok. And I understand. I wanna keep fucking you too. Our little secret." Spence grins at Kaia. "I understand the difference now. I promise." Kaia kisses Spence's now soft mushroom crown and foreskin and blows him a kiss. Seems like Spence has learned a valuable lesson. Sex is just sex. It ain't live. There's a big difference. Hopefully for his sake he remembers that. He's definitely seen the advantages of remembering it already. Ha. 02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

08/17/2021  Slutty Wives "You don't mind if Carrie and I go out tonight, baby?" "No, babe. It's cool. Kaia's gonna hang out." "I'm glad she's gonna be here to take care of my baby. Mmmmmmmm." "Me too. Hahaha." My wife... the hottest wife ever... Kelly (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) crawled up in my lap while I chilled on the sofa. I hurt my back the other day so I've been taking it easy since. We were chillin' at home last night, watching some TV after dinner, and snuggling on the couch til Kelly and her best friend Carrie (Carrie Heffernan/The King Of Queens/Leah Remini) left to hit the club for some girl's night out action. Carrie is my sister in law. She's married to my half brother Spence (The King Of Queens). Cool chick. We used to fool around when she was married to her last husband Doug. She dumped him and married Spence a couple of years ago. Don't tell Spence, but I've even fucked her a few times since they've been together. OK... a couple more than a few. Carrie's probably a little too hot for Spence, but he dicks her down real good so they're pretty happily hitched. Kelly and I have been married for 32 years. Our daughter Kaia takes right after her. Blonde. Thin. Gorgeous, smooth, supple legs. Huge natural jugs. Both are beyond perfect. Kelly and I have a beautiful relationship. We're soulmates. Sexually, and otherwise. We both are thrill seekers. Kelly was wild when I met her, and she's still wild... or slutty... now. We fuck in public all the time. She flashes others all the time. She let our 72 year old next door neighbor Bob finger her pussy... and ass... the other night after she gave him a lap dance as a thank you. He came over and fixed the step to the basement that I tripped on. Nice guy. My wife being a slut turns me on. She doesn't tell me what she does... most of the time... cause I don't want her too. It's more exciting not knowing. The whole thrill of the unknown. Some times I change my mind and get her to spill the horny beans though. Spence knows about Carrie's wild past, but he thinks she's calmed down now. Poor guy. He's never been known as the most perceptive guy so we just let him think what he wants to think. "Hey, mama. Heyyyyy, daddy. How are you feeling?" Kaia strolled in while Kelly and I were fondling each other during Wheel Of Fortune. She had me all boner strapped and ready to rock. Kaia leaned over and smiles so sweet at daddy, kissing me three times. I pulled her down on me. Gotta get them titties on me as much as possible. Awesome, awesome titties. Just like mama. Kaia rubber them all over my chest, grinning mischievously and kissing me a few more times too. She's got the sweetest lips. Always glossy and smooth, sweet as sugar and tender as can be. "Mmmmmmm. Daddy's all hard for me. Yum. Hehehehe." Kaia giggled. "I think it was for me, but I won't argue with you, baby. MWAH!" Kelly grinned, kissing Kaia nice and deep while I roughly squeezed both pairs of huge, bouncy boobs. My hands happily going full boar, grasping, cupping, shaking, and manhandling the four greatest tits on earth. Kaia and Kelly both cooed and moaned in appreciation. Kelly's black spandex, zip up mini dress melding perfectly to her extremely busty form. The cool material feeling so good in my hands. Kaia's white tank top so thin and her thumping pink nipples so rock hard they were trembling non stop against my palms. I watched my blonde bombshell wife and daughter heartedly make out as I titty molested them both. They were swapping spit and tongue fucking, grinding against each other and all. I couldn't stop grinning, my cock thumping in my thin, white sweatpants the whole funky, fabulous time. I started sucking Kelly's 34FFs while she feed them to me as Kaia slid my foot long cock right up her dripping wet cock. Her pussy vibrated so beautifully as my cock slowly inched it's way up her pink folds. She leaned back on me, smiling right at me as her honey sweet pussy eagerly enveloped my entire, foot long twitching rod. Kelly and I tongue fucked furiously as Kaia rode me, grinding fast, then slow, then bouncing hard on my cock. She squirted twice, drenching my balls with her divinely sweet pussy milk. "Daddyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! GOD! WHAT A COCK!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Watching my daughter gets so much pleasure from my massive dick made me smile so proud... as Kelly passionately kissed me, her creamy pink lips devouring mine in the most carnally heated and beautiful way ever. Kelly devoured my rod when Kaia let it slip from her pussy cream dripping snatch. She jumped up on my face, grinding my mouth as I sucked her twat mercilessly, my tongue dancing deep inside it. Kelly bobbed fast and hard on my cock her voluptuous lips wrapped air tight on my rod, sliding so smoothly up and down it. I could hear her growling wildly as she sucked me off, her huge titties hanging from her unzipped top, rubbing perfectly on my thighs. Kaia's pussy squirting once more into my mouth as I sucked relentlessly on it, my tongue darting back and forth across her pulsating pink folds, her pussy vibrating non stop as it pumped out her sex cream violently into my anxiously sucking mouth. I reached up and roughly squeezed her bare titties under her tank top. GOD! WHAT A PAIR OF TITS! Kelly did an awesome job with her. So big and bouncy and squeezable. My thumbs dancing across the rock hard nips as I continually squeezed the massive flesh while I eagerly sucked her super sweet pussy dry. Kaia leaned her head back and smiles wide, moaning loudly, her tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth as I worked over her heaving 32F tits and her still squirting, clean shaven pussy. Kelly rode me next, wildly bouncing on me. My hands making the journey to her massive melons as Kaia turned around and started sucking on her mother's 34FF uber jugs. God... what a sight! My two honeys smiling, happily sucking and fucking. Awesome! So awesome! My cock was lurching hard inside Kelly's cunt, so ready to cum dump in there. Her pussy was quaking even harder, thumping on my twelve inches mercilessly as it sucked it in so deep every time she bounced on it. Kelly squirted so hard, her cum exploding from her twat like it was blasted out of a cannon. She screamed so loud as her pussy milk pounded against my balls and thighs, shooting non stop out of her violently spasming cunt around my thick thumping dick. "Oh my God! You guys started without me!" Carrie announced, running over to the couch and kneeling by it. "I call cum!" She giggled at Kelly. She wanted my jizz, calling dibs before Kelly could. Kelly laughed, rubbing my chest, rocking fast and furious on my cock, then slamming down on it, her pussy thumping even harder around my ready to explode rod. Kelly sat up allowing Carrie to quickly grab my cock and suck it in half way, my cock stretching her lips wide from its immense girth. Carrie's spit rolled down my thumping shaft as she furiously sucked it, long brown hair swinging around as she went. Her tongue intensely licking under my thick shaft as she sucked me off. That did it. I cum dumped right down her throat. Carrie had about eight inches in her mouth and throat and she just relaxed, letting my cock lurch violently down her gullet, not gagging at all. My cock blasted my thick, extra gooey, extra creamy white dick milk right down her quick sucking gullet, wave after wave of rich sperm pellets pumping into her cum staged stomach. Carrie cooed and moaned blissfully the whole time, so happy to be eating my semen, enjoying the taste of Kaia and Kelly's cumming pussies on it as well. She sucked me totally and completely dry. "God.... Mmmmmmmmmmm... so damn good! Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Best cum ever, baby." Carrie softly caressed my face as she turned her head to look up at me. I winked back as she kept softly sucking me, her tongue dirty dancing all across my very, very happy cock. After Carrie finished with my dick, Kelly, Kaia, and Carrie all kissed, tongue fucking and spit swapping sloppily, putting on a very hot show for me as I filmed it with my phone. Kelly played with Kaia and Carrie's jugs as well. I snuck in some very cool titty groping myself. All three honeys kissed me nice and deep and loving. One at a time, then all three at the same time. Awesome four-way kiss. Carrie and Kelly got up and went to the bathroom... Kelly getting in a real nice cock rub and kiss on it before she did... to fix their makeup before they went out. Kaia and I chilled on the couch, snuggling perfectly, a huge smile on my face. Kaia gave me a bunch of soft kisses on my right cheek as I held tight. Her uber boobs perfectly rubbing on my side and chest. My right hand resting right on her right booty cheek, gripping gently. My daughter is so amazing beautiful and such a sweetheart too. Kelly and I are so proud of her. She kept on softly kissing my cheek, sweetly smiling the hole time. I couldn't stop smiling myself. Awesome way to relax at home. My messed up back wasn't even bothering me at the time. My daughter doing her job so very well. Spence came over right before Kelly and Carrie went out. He had to work late so he couldn't come over with Carrie earlier... thankfully. "See you later my handsome king." Kelly cupped my face and kissed me, smiling her naughty, loving smile. She caressed my face, then picked up on my grinning lips, winking at me too. She kissed Kaia as well, then me once more. "Take care of my king, Kaia. I don't want him to hurt at all. Make sure he feels as good as possible the whole evening, baby." Kelly winked at me, blowing em a huge, sexy kiss. She blew Kaia as kiss too and waved at us. "I will, mama. Don't worry." Kaia grinned, licking the right side of my face. I just groaned with delight, grinning from ear to ear. "Bye, Spence." Kelly waved at my brother. He waved back. Carrie was kissing him. Carrie came over and kissed my cheek, whispering in my ear. "I wanna suck you off again when we get back. Have your dick ready for me, stud." Carrie used her sluttiest voice on me, and kissed my cheek again, naughty winking and grinning at me too. I chuckled and winked back. They waved again and I waved back, then Kelly and Carrie headed out to their uber for girls night out. "Oh my God, dude. You won't believe this..." Spence was excited. He wanted to let me in on a surprise at work, right after the girls left. "This chick at work, Dana... she sucked me off during lunch. Right there under the table and all. It was freaking awesome!" Kaia and I looked at each other and laughed. Spence has been known to exaggerate from time to time so we didn't know if this was another example or not. Spence kept rubbing his bulge throughout the evening. We ordered a pizza... and he kept playing with himself. We ordered some beer... more Spence self dick fondling. Kaia and I got a kick out of it, laughing between us. We made out a couple of times... which didn't stop Spence from fondling himself. It was funny as fuck. No matter what we did or he did... he kept playing with himself. Finally... Kaia had enough. "Spence... just whip it out and jerk off. You keep playing with yourself so you might as well whip it out and show it off. Woohoo!" She teased him, cheering him on. We laughed. Spence shrugged his shoulders and finally whipped out his fat dick. Kaia was impressed. She could see why Carrie dumped her last husband for him. Kelly sent me a pic of her and Carrie flashing the uber driver. "He's cute so we decided to flash him. Hehe." She texted. I didn't show Spence the pic. I showed Kaia though. She giggled. Kaia and I ate some pizza... really good pizza, sausage and pepperoni and olives... and watched some TV... and watched Spence jerk his dick while he fondly recalled the supposed lunch break blowjob from work. More laughing. Dude's a trip. "She went right under the table and started sucking me off. Everybody was watching. God... it was freaking awesome!" Spence couldn't stop goofy grinning while he slowly jerked his extra thick meat. Kaia kept checking it out as she ate. It's a helluva thick sausage for sure. "Nice sausage, Spence." Kaia smirked. She playfully sucked in the end of her piece of pizza to tease her uncle even more. Kaia winked at me as I watched and grinned. Such a beautiful tease she is. "Thanks." Spence chuckled, still slowly jerking his meat as he described the blowjob in full, kinky detail for us as we ate. I downed three pieces of pizza, the stopped, finishing off my third beer as well. A big belch which made Kaia giggle thrown in for good measure. "She couldn't get enough of my cock. She sucked me off the whole lunch break. I came twice. She drank it all and kept sucking. She couldn't get enough of ol' Spence. It was so damn awesome!" Spence was extra happy, beaming with pride, as he described his alleged lunch time bj while he jerked his dick. I had Kaia sitting in my lap, my right arm around her waist as she finished off another piece of pizza, leaning back into me as we watched some Netflix and chilled... the fun way. My hands made their way to her titties from behind, groping away through her tank top, then under it, as Kaia cooed happily and Spence kept babbling. Kelly texted me another pic. Kaia had my phone so she saw it first. She showed me. Kelly was letting some old dude feel her up at the bar. He was sitting next to her, reaching around and grinning from ear to ear as he groped my wife's massive titties through her thin black top as Kelly drank a glass of white wine. Kaia and I both got a chuckle outta that. Kelly also sent me... or us... a pic of Carrie jerking off another old guy at a table. Carrie was just calmly sitting there, hand under the table jerking that thick old meat as she blew Kelly kisses. Again... we didn't show Spence. Kaia and I did look at each other and shake our eyebrows at each other, then shared a very nice kiss as I kept up the thorough, bare breast massage I was giving her. Spence kept talking... and jerking off. He really was oblivious to us, and anything else, as he so happily described getting sucked off at work... allegedly. A little later, I went to the bathroom with Spence still babbling about the bj. Kaia just smirked and shook her head at him, really wanting him to shut up. I leaned over and kissed her, grinning back, then headed to the bathroom, taking my time there cause of my screwed up back. As I sat on the toilet, I texted Kelly. She told me about Carrie sucking off the bartender right there behind the bar when he was on his break. That made me laugh. She also told me the old guy that was feeling her up earlier offered her $200 to fuck her ass. We both thought that was on the low side and laughed about it. About twenty minutes later, back in the living room, I walked in and saw Kaia stretched out on the sofa grinning at me, waving me over. She was also jerking Spence's fat dick while he stood at the end of the sofa. "It was the only thing that would shut him up. Hehehe." Kaia giggled. I chuckled myself. I walked over and leaned over on the couch, pulling my girl's pink short shorts off... pink g string too. I dive in and ate her pussy so good, lapping at her clit, sucking and chewing on it, fingerling her with two fingers at the same time. Kaia moaned loudly, writhing contently on the sofa as she jerked off ol' Spence... who thankfully wasn't saying anything... just groaning and growling from the handjob. His dick was so hard and jumping in Kaia's very skilled hand. I sucked her silky labia, running my tongue up and down her slit, sliding in and tongue lashing her pulsating pink folds as I tapped on her clit softly, but faster and faster. She came in my mouth, moaning so beautifully as she squirted. I sucked it all out, my tongue lapping her milky cream up inside her quaking twat as I kept up the soft, but fast tapping on her thumping clit. She leaned up and started licking the bottom of Spence's huge, hairless balls, giggling as he growled with delight. Her hand sped up on his cock jerking faster. It lurched more and more in her hand as she picked his balls some more, giggling and writhing from me sucking her pussy clean. "Oh shit!" Spence started cumming on the carpet. Kaia jerked it all out as he shook, and made all kinds of goofy cum faces, sweating and mumbling to himself as well. Kaia and I laughed as I moved up to her pussy and slid my hard cock in, fucking my daughter slowly, long, deep thrusts in and out as she finished jerking out Spence's thick load. "Mmmmmmmmmm... fuck me, daddy. Fuck me so good. God! I love your huge cock. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kaia blew me sexy kisses. I grinned and winked back, grasping her huge, jiggly jugs under her tank top, squeezing away as I fucked my amazingly gorgeous daughter senseless. My dick throbbed so hard inside her. That sweet pussy wrapped so tight around it, vibrating all over it as I kept thrusting deep and hard up it. Kaia looked up at Spence dick and saw a drop of cum hanging from the tip. She leaned up and licked it off, gulping it down and smacking her lips... then Spence's dick, waving him away. He winced a little, then went to get some stuff to clean up his cum from my carpet. As Spence cleaned up, I pulled out of Kaia's cunt, rubbed some lube from the counter behind the couch on my cock, and pushed against her tight anal ring. Kaia picked her lips at me, smiling so sweet. I pushed in, slowly gliding up that tight ass. She took in about eight inches of my cock as I fucked her slowly, deep and slow. Kaia moaned and groaned so happily as my cock spread and fucked her ass so deep. She closed her beautiful eyes and smiled, making me smile so wide as my cock kept up the deep, steady ass fucking for another ten minutes. I finally pulled out and slowly... my damn back... straddled her ample chest. She wrapped those huge, heaving tits around my cock and pumped it with them, licking and playfully chewing on my crown. It didn't take much to make me pop. I came hard into Kaia's wide open mouth. She kept it open to let me see my cum shoot right in. She quickly drank it down as each sperm pellet blasted against her tonsils and all over her lapping tongue. She closed her lips around my dick and sucked out the last remnants of cum, massaging my balls as she sucked me clean, smiling so beautifully at me the whole time. I held her right hand and gently rubbed her fingers as she sucked my cock and played with my balls with her left hand. It was a beautiful, loving experience... and so fucking hot too! A little later, Kaia and I were snuggling on the couch, watching TV... Spence went home... when Kelly texted me again. It was a bunch of pictures of Carrie getting ass fucked in the bathroom by the old guy from earlier, as well as Kelly getting butt fucked by the old guy who offered to pay her. Seems like the old guy got up to $400 bucks so my wife agreed. She was posing for her camera, making slutty kiss faces at it as she took that big old cock balls deep up her perfect and jiggly, 53 year old milf ass. She was bent over the sink getting railed from behind by the horny old geezer. She wrote me, "it's so fucking good! I love his cock! I invited him over tomorrow. I want you both to fuck my ass." She added a bunch of kisses and hearts for me. Such a sweet slut. She filmed Carrie on her knees letting both old pervs piss in her mouth by the urinals. Kelly cheered her on as she filmed. Kaia and I looked over the video and the pics and both of us liked them. Kaia liked the old guy's dick too. Both of them. She texted her mom to invite both over tomorrow so she can watch all of us fuck Kelly. My wife loved that idea, giving Kaia several thumbs up emojis. Later on, as Carrie blew me again, drinking my piss before she did, Kelly told us Kaia and I about her and Carrie double blowing their cute uber driver as a tip. They both sucked him off after he pulled up outside our house. They pulled him into the back seat and went to town on his cock, slurping, spitting, playfully chewing, bobbing on it, and sucking it til he blew his wad into Carrie's super slutty mouth. They sloppily kissed and cumswapped as the driver gladly watched and took pics. After I came down Carrie's throat and she left to go home and fuck Spence silly, I ass fucked Kelly and Kaia both bent over the couch, cumming... and pissing... in Kelly's super sweet milf ass, filming Kaia on her knees sucking it all out of her mom's butt, sweet smiling at me as she went. Fucking awesome! Kelly even ate Kaia's pussy while I fucked her pussy til they both came. It was another great night with my honeys. Fuck and suck fun forever, bitches! And it all starts with my slutty wife Kelly. She's the super hot, super charged sex engine that keeps this horny ass family trio running... and fucking. 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