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06/27/2022 

The Hottest Wife Kelly Ch. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

Being married to a walking, talking, freak fucking sex dream cum true is pretty damn cool. Yep... really damn cool. Especially since she's a former porn star, and the possessor of the greatest and most mind blowingly awesome boobs ever in history.

I met Kelly (Kelly Madison) two years ago. About two years after her divorce. I met her, first dated her, fell in love with her, and married her... all in the span of about a month. Yep... that quick. I was hooked from the get go. The first moment I saw her in person. The first time I talked to her. The first time I kissed her. I was hooked. Eternal love at first freaking sight.

Our age difference makes no difference. I'm 20. She's 55. We're kindred spirits. Kindred sexual spirits. Kindred extra horny sexual spirits. You get the idea. Ha.

Kelly and I live next door to my mom Beth. It's a real nice house. Nice and comfy.

Kelly's the queen of the neighborhood. Everybody digs her. And, everybody wants to fuck her. I actually dig that myself. It's a turn-on. Knowing every dude we come across wants to fuck my woman. That's a fucking big time turn-on.

Kelly loves the attention too. She fucking loves it. She's a hall of fame cock tease, and she loves showing off her top level skills as much as possible.

Kelly's thinking about starting a new career in real estate. She's already got her license. She just doesn't known if she wants to do it full time or not. It's just fine with me if she stays home and not work. I have my stuff going on that I do, so we're cool money wise.

"Babe..."

"Yeah, sexy?"

"Do you mind if I have Newman over here to talk to me about the job? I really don't know if I wanna do it or not, and I don't really wanna go down to his office and go through that whole thing right now, but, he keeps calling and asking to talk to me about it."

"Go ahead. You don't have to ask that, baby."

"Awwww. I love you, my king. My gorgeous, handsome, sexy, sexy king. Hehe." Kelly comes waltzing all sexy as hell into the bedroom, and grabs me from behind by the bed. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." She kisses my neck, and reaches around me, sliding her naughty right hand, straight down my gold pajama pants. She plays with my soft, tattooed meat in there, smiling and licking my neck while I growl away, super happy... and super turned on.

"Naughty bitch." I laugh. Kelly does too.

"Your naughty bitch, baby. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God, I could play with this thing all day, everyday. Hahaha." Her hands wrapped around my cock, softly stroking it in my pants.

"God, I love that slutty hand of yours."

"Hahaha. Good. This slutty hand loves this huge fucking cock of yours. Haha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly softly kisses my neck, over and over, as she slowly pumps my cock. My extremely happy growls of glee spurring her on.

"You know... I'm really loving this. But..." I turn around, smirk real devious, grab my wife, and quickly pull her in front of me, bending her over the bed. I yank down her pink and white, velour booty shorts and her pink g string, squat down, and slap her beautiful, jiggly ass.

"YEAH! FUCK YEAH!" Kelly's just as turned on as I am. That's why I love her so much. Kindred, extra horny sex spirits.

My tongue slams up Kelly's coochie, swirling and twirling around her pussy, tip tapping and lusty lapping all over her oh so pretty pink folds. Those slick, sweet, quivering folds. They roll across my dancing tongue like a wave. A wave of lusty, sexually charged fun. Yum, yum.

"God! Eat me out, stud! Fucking eat my pussy, baby! Eat it!!! GOD!!!" Kelly bending over, hands on the bed. She's dancing that heavenly horny snatch all over my pervertedly smiling face. Giggling and moaning as I start sucking on her twat. My mouth clamping down and sucking her pussy deep, hard, and extra, extra coochie hungry. Kelly's coochie popping and trembling in my mouth as I suck harder and harder. Pussy pie overload... and it tastes fucking divine.

I slap her ass. Not once... but twice!

"GOD, YES! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" My wife screams out, popping that pussy hug time on my wife. It's dripping. She's craving cock. And me... I'm so hard, my cock is bouncing in front of me, so excited to get balls deep up in this dripping wet pussy pie.... Hellz yeah to that my oh fucking my. WOO!

I stand up, and Kelly reaches back, grabbing my cock. She shoves it in, and we get to work. I grab her hips and start thrusting. Kelly's dancing her coochie on my cock while I pound her pussy out. Hard fucking thrusts. Her massive breasts flopping around under her. God damn! My cock feels awesome. I feel awesome. Kelly's happy. I'm happy.... And I keep fucking. Harder. Faster. Deeper. Slam bang. In and out. Fourteen inches of tattooed meat pussy thumping the woman of my dreams. My tall, blonde, super stacked, super gorgeous dream woman. 55... and I can definitely drive her. Oh yeah. Driving right up that coochie highway... the filthy fucking fun way. WOO!

We fuck for another hour. Kelly bent over the foot of the bed. Me behind her, banging her coochie senseless. My hands squeezing the holy hell out of her 34FFs, rolling her throbbing nipples between my fingers as I squeeze those massive hanging melons, while I bang my bitch's pussy out. Kelly screaming, creaming, her banged out pussy beaming. It's sex heaven up in our bedroom and good God... it's fucking awesome, bitches!

I cum in Kelly's mouth. Her, on her knees, smiling up at me as she so greedily gobbles down one fat wad of creamy dick milk after the other. Her gorgeous green eyes blazing with hardcore cum lust. Kelly playing with those titties. Tempting me. Dazzling me. My bitch making me love her even more... of that's at all possible.

Kelly's shaking her titties, and dropping them, then kneading them as I watch... and keep on cumming. I blow her cocky pimp kisses as she clamps her extra horny mouth down on my shiny gold stars covered cock head, winking at me, drinking the rest of my decadently gooey wad with a very, very happy smile... and the horniest moans ever escaping those divinely succulent lips.

My own grin so wide. So happy. So sexually pleased and orgasmically blissful. That's my wife. That's what she does to me. Dude, I'm living the dream. The best, and most awesome wet dream. Oh hell yeah. Ha.

...

Later, Kelly's meeting with her new, potential boss, Newman (Seinfeld). He's a kinda short, portly guy in his mid sixties I believe. He used to live in New York. He was a mailman out there, but somehow ended up in real estate, started a company... and moved out to LA.

I head out, and go visit my mom.

"So... Kelly. I'm sure that you'll make a very..." Newman smirks, all pervertedly cocky, and looks my wife over as they chill on the sofa, drinking some wine. His beady eyes taking in the kind boggling perfection that is my 55 year old blonde bombshell wife. Scanning her uber fabulous frame up and down... and all around.

Kelly's wearing an zip up, black minidress. Real short. Real skimpy. Real tight. Oh yeah... my wife most definitely knows how to dress to impress. Her top is unzipped half way down her huge, heaving cleavage. Fucking awesome. Totally fucking awesome.

"... very successful real estate agent, my dear." Newman sips his white wine, and heatedly glares at my wife over the brim of his glass. His intense enjoyment of her curves is crystal clear to Kelly... and she uses that to her advantage. She's a pro's pro cock tease.

"Well..." Kelly is turned to face Newman. She's sitting to his left. She crosses her long kegs slowly, softly tracing her finger down her thigh as Newman very closely watches, gulping hard, then pervy gawking at her every, sexy move. His cocky delight in my wife's cock teasing abilities is pleasing her. Kelly absolutely loves playing the cock tease game. And, she's the best ever at playing it.

"... I'm glad you think so, Newman. I'm very sure I could make you very happy... as an employee." Kelly smirks the sexiest smirk you've ever seen. She winks at Newman too as she sips her wine. The game is progressing nicely... with Kelly very much in the lead.

Newman swallows hard, trying very much to seem cool and confident. He's totally intoxicated by my wife. His bulge stirring around in his gray slacks. A very sly grin forming on his lips.

"I'm sure you will, my dear... I'm sure you will. Now... shall we talk salary?" Newman makes the first bold move on his part. He reaches over and starts rubbing Kelly very supple thigh. His trying to be cocky grin continuing.

Kelly snickers, sips some more wine and lets the pervy real estate mogul make an offer... letting him continue to grope her thigh. Her foot rocking back and forth. Kelly's in total and complete control... no matter how Newman sees it. She nods to her potential boss to let him know that she's listening.

"On top of your commission for a sale, I'm thinking.... Hmmm... I'm thinking.... 200 thousand a year." Newman grins, and slides his hand further up Kelly's thigh to the outer limits of her party zone. But... Kelly puts her hand on his, stopping him... for the moment, at least. They smirk at each other, Newman impatiently waiting for his next move.

"I'm thinking more like... Hmmm.... 400 thousand." Kelly grins real sexy, right at Newman. His grin blazing hot, right back at her. Kelly raises her eyebrows inquisitively at her potential boss. She sips her wine, her hand still keeping Newman's extremely horny hand from traveling any further towards her heavenly honey hole.

"Well... that's kind of rich... for my blood. Maybe... I mean... perhaps... if we could make some sort of side agreement... possibly." He raises his own eyebrows at Kelly. His smirk overflowing with cocky sexual heat. He taps Kelly upper thigh with his fingers, waiting for a response to his newest offer.

Kelly sips her wine again, wickedly grinning at Newman over the brim of her glass. She thinks about it... then... moves her hand off of his, allowing him full access to the sweetest pussy every in history.

"Possibly." She mischievously shakes her eyebrows at him. They both laugh. Both of them very much enjoying the pleasurably heated back and forth negotiations. They tip their glasses to one another as Newman's hand travels quickly up under Kelly's minidress, finding her bare pussy, sans g string, rubbing nice and smooth on her slick, puffy labia as Newman licks his lips, lusting so incredibly much for my amazingly perfect, blonde goddess wife.

It's looking like my wife's gonna have a new job... and much, much more.

Meanwhile... over at my mom's house...

"God, mom. You've got a beautiful booty." I laugh as I slap it. The beer is flowing freely outta the enema bag, straight up my mom's bbw booty. Thick ass badonkadonk. Mama badonkadonk. Ha.

Mom wanted to have some drinks, so I decided to go along with that idea... my way. No better way to have a nice slightly warm beer than straight outta your mom's gorgeous, bad ass badonkadonk.

"I think I'm full, baby. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

"Yeah... seems like it." We share a laugh. I put the bag down, letting the tip slide outta moms butt. I lick the beer dribbling tip when it slides all the way out of mom's butt. Then, I get into position. Laid out on the living room carpet, my blonde bbw beauty mom squatting over me, smirking down at me while she rubs her sweet milf pussy.

Mom squats down. I spread those sweet cheeks, lapping at her winking rosebud as it hovers about an inch from my mouth. I'm smiling wide. My hands reaching up to mom's pink sports bra covered mega melons. 38Fs and all natural. She pulls her sports bra up for me and those massive knockers fall out of the bottom, bare and ready for my horny ass hands. I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. Rough and steady. My thumbs flicking across the rubbery hard nipple tips as mom squats down even more, her ass right on my mouth.

I starts sucking as mom unleashes the beer barrage. Our kinky tag team work doing the job perfectly. The now warm beer starts rushing into my mouth, and I suck it down with a very blissful passion. My hands kneading those huge ass hooters like two huge loaves of bread while my mouth so feverishly sucks down the sexiest beer cocktail ever.

"Yeahhhhhhhh. Drink it, baby. Drink mama homemade beer. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhh." Mom licks her glossy pink lips while she rubs her pussy. I'm drinking the beer down, growling and groaning as mom moans and coos blissfully, smacking and rubbing her pussy, bouncing her butt down on my mouth as I so happily drink away. My mom's beautiful ass making the perfect beer tap. Maybe we should open a bar and charge horny freaks to drink straight outta my mom's bouncy ass tap. Ha. Yeah... I like that idea. Ha. And I know, she does too.

Mom grinds her beer shooting ass on my mouth, rubbing her pussy faster and faster. Her body trembling for her impending orgasm. I suck as hard as I can on her ass, shoving my tongue up there to pick out the last drops of beer left in there.

As soon as mom starts cumming, I move from her ass to her pussy, sucking ravenously on it as she shoots her cum cocktail straight into her very loving son's very welcoming mouth. My tongue dancing around in her cumming twat, lapping away at her cum soaked folds as I suck her pulsating labia, while I drink her super sweet pussy honey as she grinds away on my freaking mouth. It's all fucking awesome... in the most cumtastically wonderful way. Ha.

"God, yes! Drink mama's cum, baby doll! Yes! God, yes! Uhh! YES! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom's eyes are closed. Her long blonde, wavy hair flying around. Her mega curvy, bbw body trembling. Huge heaving titties and all. Her mouth pursed tight. Her cumtastic moans of glee echoing throughout her living room as I lap and suck away on that sweet, sweet pussy pie... my oh loving, horny son my. Haha.

Back at home...

"Num, Num, Num, Num... BRRRRRRRR..... Yum, yum, yum.... Grmph... BRRRRRRR!"

"Yeahhhhhhhh." Kelly's enjoying her new boss' pussy eating exhibition on our big ass, brown leather living room couch. Newman has his chubby, pervy face buried deep in Kelly's thin landing stop topped coochie, licking, lapping, slurping, sucking, and motorboating away. Smirking at Kelly as he absolutely gorges himself on her decadent honey hole. Dude's really good at it too. Kelly's already cum... and she's getting close again.

"You know, my dear... I think we should do this everyday in my office, once you start. Just saying. Hahaha. BRRRRRRRRRRR! UMPHHHHHHH.... GRUMPH!.... BRRRRRRRRR!"

"OH GOD!!! Yeahhhhhhhh." Kelly cums again, feeding the older pervert a mouthful of the sweetest and most delicious pussy cream ever. Newman laps it all up and down, wickedly smirking the whole time. He sucks Kelly's pussy extra hard, reaching up and tweaking her rock hard nipples as well, rolling them around with his fingers as he ravenously drinks her honey, Kelly's long legs wrapped around his head as she grins and moans, grinding her cumming cunt all over that chubby perv face.

"Sounds very interesting. Hehehe. I'm gonna have to see that cock first though. Of I'm gonna fuck you every day, you're gonna have to have the right equipment for the job. Just saying. Hehehehe." They share a very kinky laugh.

"Of course, my dear... Of course." Newman's cocky smirk beaming bright as he sits up on the couch, and whips out his hard meat. Kelly's eyes bulge at the impressive sight. It's long and thick and veiny and real fucking hard. About nine and a half inches long. A slight upwards curve to it. Nice and veiny. Thick veins running down the sides of the bulging shaft. A thick, pale shaft with a thick, bright pink crown. An impressive dick for sure.

"Well..." Newman shakes his dick for my wife, a very cocky sure grin plastered on his chubby face. Eyebrows raised, cocky pride beaming from his face.

"Fuck me, stud. Fuck me good. Haha." Kelly lustfully licks her lips, and wraps her long, smooth legs around his big waist. They laugh. Both, turned on greatly. Both, ready for fun.

Newman slides in and starts fucking. Kelly's legs pulling him in as far as he'll go. Newman's perverted hands finding their way very quickly onto my wife's 34FFs, squeezing hard. Shaking them... and kneading them, nice and deep.

Newman's hard fucking makes Kelly's titties jiggle mightily... and her pussy scream. He hands are squeezing on his big ol' butt cheeks, her long red nails rubbing all naughty on those, big, pasty white butt cheeks as he drives that mighty meat deep and hard into her quivering snatch, thumping it good... and constant.

"GOD, I LOVE YOUR COCK, NEWMAN! WOO! YEAH!" Kelly having a great time. Newman's smirking, extra cocky, down at her, fining my wife faster and harder. That fat veiny dick pistoning in and out of her palpitating cunt like a rampaging beast on the warpath. Thrusting HARD! DEEP! FAST! STEADY! OVER! AND OVER! IN! OUT! OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER!!!

"GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!" Kelly squirts, showering that fat veiny rod with her milky cum delight. Her pussy trembling all over it. Kelly smile wide, and beaming bright. Her eyes rolling. Her lips puckered. Her tongue licking them. Newman can't stop smirking... or fucking.

He drills Kelly's coochie for another ten minutes, squeezing roughly on her massive melons, thumping her soaking wet snatch fast, hard, and steady.

"I've gotta cum, my dear. Hold on..." He pulls out and very rapidly... despite his chunky size... her straddles her heaving chest, smacking Kelly's lips with his ridiculously hard, precum pouring meat. She licks at it, sucking and nibbling on the underside of it as Newman rubs it across her super luscious lips. Her cherry red lipstick starting to smear on that pale white shaft.

The precum pours outs of his dilated piss slit. Kelly laps it up, knawing like a dog with a bone on the fat pink head, and laughing as Newman growls loud from the intensely hot sight... and feeling.

"Here it cums, MY DEARRRRR..."

"I want 500 thousand." Kelly pinches the tip of Newman's crown, hard, keeping him from shooting his load all over her face. His dick is pounding hard, thumping fiercely, so ready to erupt. Newman grimaces from the intense discomfort he's feeling from the abrupt cum denial.

"Wha... please... please. Let me cum!!!! God, please. PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Newman is crying as he begs for release. So desperate to cum. So desperate to cover my perfect wife's perfect, sexually flush face with all of his gooey white sex cream.

"So???" Kelly smirks up at him, a very cocky grin on her face. She waits for his answer, knowing she has him right where she wants him. And, Newman... knows it too. He's growling and crying and grimacing. My wife... the master negotiator. Ha.

"That's.... I... OK, OK! YOU WIN! 500 THOUSAND! YOU GOT IT! JUST PLEASEEEEE!!! PLEASE LET ME CUM!!!" Newman caves and cries. Kelly laughs... and lets him. She releases his dick tip and BOOM! His cum erupts out, splattering Kelly's waiting, smiling face. Newman's chubby body spasms and jolts as his cum shoots out of his cum cannon with such intense, sexually aroused force. One huge rope of jizz after the other. SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! Kelly laughing and smiling wide. Lapping at the gooey seed as it pumps all over her face. It's slowly rolling all over her face, dripping down into her long blonde hair.

Kelly wildly sucks on the fat, hard pumping head, very eagerly sucking down the last of Newman's load, cooing her happy taste approval as she does.

Newman's still crying, tears of joy. So happy to get that release. So happy to shoot his gooey seed all over my wife's perfect face... and now into her cum craving mouth.

"YES... YES... YES!!!! GOD, YES!!!" Newman's cries out, stretching his short arms out, pumping his fists excitedly into the air. His triumphant release making his very chubby body tremble outta control.

Kelly can't stop laughing as she sucks him clean, her tongue bathing the underside of that meaty monster as she sucks ravenously on the thick veins covered shaft, delighting in the creamy sweet taste of his cum.

Kelly lets the fat, veiny rod slide from her mouth, still laughing at Newman's over the top, very dramatic excitement of cumming on... and in... her. Kelly's face is covered with slimy dick seed. She licks at the cum around her mouth, smiling happily, winking at her new boss when he smiles and laughs down at her.

Newman rubs his softening meat on Kelly's lips, smacking them with it too. He pushes back into her mouth, and growls so happily, with a huge ass smile, as she sucks him some more.

"WHEW! That was tremendous, my dear. WHEW!" Newman wipes his sweaty brow as Kelly softly sucks his meat, letting it slide in and mostly out of her mouth as she sucks it. She's smiling around it, winking at Newman again. "This is just the beginning of a very, very, very profitable... and fun... relationship, my dear." Newman laughs. Kelly does too. They high five, Kelly still sucking Newman's, now soft, cock.

Later...

When I get home, Kelly greets me at the door. A towel around her wet hair. Her white silk bathrobe on. She kisses me, hugging me tight too. Judging from the very happy smile she giving me, I'm assuming her meeting with Newman went well.

Kelly grabs my hand and leads me up the stairs to our bedroom. "Fuck me, baby. Fuck me all night long. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hehehe." She excitedly tells me. Smiling so happy and loving. My bitch ready to get banged big time. Oh yeah... it went really well. Ha.

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