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08/17/2021 

WTF at the Beverly Hills Hotel
Category: Roleplay Stories

I have an awesome grandmother. Nancy (Nancy Pelosi) gave me one helluva great 18th birthday present last year. The Beverly Hills Hotel. Yep... The Beverly Hills Hotel. Yep... the same Beverly Hills Hotel that Merv Griffin used to own. She got it in a divorce settlement, and since I'm her favorite grandchild she gave it to me. I ass fucked her brains out as a thank you. She loves anal.

Me and my family and crew... and friends... hang out there all the time. We've taken over the joint... literally. We pretty much live there. My mom (Kelly Madison) runs it. My dad's old business partner Tom helps out. So does the rest of my family. Me and my crew usually just hang out and fuck around. Yeah... it's a great life. An all chill zone. Sex, drugs, liquor... and partying. Life at its finest.

We also film our world famous WTF vids here. What The Fuck. Hottest vids on the net. All kinds of wild and crazy hijinx... and porn. Real kinky porn. There's a reason it's What The Fuck.

"Baby... I'm gonna go have a talk with Tom. Can you watch the front desk for me? Pretty please."

"You know I can't say no to you, mama."

"Awwwwww. You're such a sweetheart. Thank you, doll. You're mama's knight in shining armor. Hehe." My mom plants a huge whopper on me, hugging me tight too. Damn... 34FF hooter rub down on my chest. HELL YEAH! "Love you." She waves, wiggling her extra tasty ass at me as she walks over to Tom's office.

Gotta shake my head at that. Damn! What a woman!

Looks like I'm working for once. Lucky for me my sister Sarah (ESPN Hottie Sarah Spain) is here to help. "Hey, stud." She hugs me from behind. A real nice neck kiss and kick thrown in too. She also makes sure to rub those huge jiggly hooters of hers all over my back. God... I love big natural tits! They run in my family. Kinda explains why I'm a breast man I guess.

"Hey, hot stuff."

"Mama making you work today?" Sarah smirks as she signs in a guest.

"I can't say no to her."

"God, you're sweet. That... and the fact you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen makes you such a stud. Oh yeah... and your fourteen inch cock too. Can't forget that. Ha!" She playfully grins at me.

"You're looking so damn good, you're gonna make me take you right here in front of everybody... And I don't even have a camera handy." I wink.

"Haha. Well... what's stopping you?" Sarah curiously raises her eyebrows at me. A sly smirk beaming as well.

Sarah knows not to dare me to do something. But, I think she just wants me to fuck her anyway so fuck it!... I get to it.

I walk up behind her and run my hands up and down her sides. She's wearing blue shorts and a blue sports bra. A Cubs jersey and hat and sneakers fill out the outfit. I pull. Them titties outta that sports bra and let 'em breathe. A guest walks by and takes a pic, giving us a thumbs up as he walks by.

My sister has some of the nicest tits you've ever seen. So big and soft and squishy and jiggly. Awesome, awesome tits. Real perky, light brown gum drop nips, rubbery hard and throbbing. I rub across the tips for a minute, letting the breeze from the air conditioning lighty blow across them too. Sarah closes her eyes and trembles, moaning softly as she leans back against me. I softly kiss her neck and grope her jugs, my hands beyond full of those gorgeous, heaving breasts, my thumbs flicking up and down on her thumping nipples.

"WHO WANTS TO SEE ME FUCK MY SISTER?" I ask the guests in the lobby. It's surprises most of them. Ha. A few raise their hands. A couple get up and walk out. Snobs. The few win.

I bend Sarah over. She puts her hands on the front desk and I kneel behind her, lowering she shorts and blue thong... sniffing it and roaring... that makes her laugh... kissing all over her extra curvy badonkadonk, licking and nibbling it too.

"Mmmmmmmmm. Shove your face in there and eat my ass... then fuck it." Sarah grins all naughty back at me, wiggling her thick booty for me. I smirk and laugh... and smack that ass. My sis and I do think alike.

I do need shove my face in there and tongue fuck Sarah's ass furiously. My tongue rolls and twirls, laps and licks, fucks and sucks all up in her tight butt. Her anal membrane throbbing the whole time, her ass dancing in my face non stop. I sap it over and over, squeezing both cheeks and shaking them too. Sarah coos and groans with sheer delight as I voraciously toss her tasty salad like a starving sex fiend.

As I stand up, pull Sarah's long brown haired head back by her loose pigtails and deep kiss her, roughly squeezing her huge jugs at the same time, and get ready to anal bang her beautiful brains out, mama and Tom have a nice talk in his office...

"I love your idea, Tom. Mmmmmmmm. It's soooooooo good. Hehe. Mmmmmmm."

"I'm glad you like it." Tom stands up. He was eating mama's pussy while she sat on the edge of his desk. He rubs his fat dick up and down her slick slit, smirking as she moans happily, then he slides in. His eight and a half inches of fat 68 year old dick meat slowly thrusting up my perfect mother's 53 year old vibrating, and extra juicy, milf pussy. Her labia wraps around that fat piece of neat, happily welcoming it inside her warm pink depths.

He runs his hands up under her tight, sheer black blouse and roughly manhandles those 34FFs through her black satin bra as he fucks mom nice and steady, his dick jamming all the way in every thrust in.

"GOD... I love your cock, Tom. Mmmmmmmmm. Fuck me, baby." Mama throws her head back, softly biting her full, voluptuous pink lips in ecstasy, her long blonde hair brushing across the desk.

"You ever tell Stan about us?"

"No. He gets a little jealous whenever I mention James so I figure there's no need to mention you. He doesn't need to know everyone that I fuck. Haha. It would blow his mind if he did. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmm." Mama rubs Tom's face as he fucks her and plays with her massive jugs, blowing him sexy/slutty kisses too.

"He knows you fuck your son?"

"Of course. Everyone does. He knows he can't do anything about that so he puts up with it. I'm always gonna fuck James. He's my baby. Stan knows that. Cum in my mouth, baby. Mmmmmm. I wanna taste you."

"You got it."

Mama slides off of Tom's desk to the floor, her mouth wide open and waiting, her very naughty tongue wagging anxiously.

Tom jerks his big dick blazing fast, slapping it on my mom's outstretched tongue. He grunts and starts shooting, his thick ropes of semen shooting right into her waiting mouth, splashing all over her wagging tongue too. Tom cums a lot, and mama eagerly drinks it all, sucking his dick in, her mouth suctioning out the rest of his thick creamy load right from the tap.

"Suck that cum out, baby. Damn... you're so beautiful." Tom smiles, softly caressing my mom's smiling face. He's got it bad for her... like the rest of us. She winks up at him and sucks every last drop of sperm outta him, wildly shaking her head, throwing her way blonde hair around, her tongue lapping around the super sensitive underside of his cock as she sucks. Tom groans and groans, happily smirking, his hand on top of mama's bobbing head.

"God... you got delicious cum, Tom. I love it! Mmmmmmmmm. Hahaha." Mama softly sucks him some more, smiling so slutty around that fat old rod the whole time.

"Glad you like it, sweetheart. You and I should get married." Tom surprises my mom. She pauses, then let's his cock slide from her mouth.

"You serious?" She asks, rather shocked by his remark.

"Oh yeah." He reaches in a drawer on his desk and pulls out a box and opens it. It's an engagement ring. It's huge. Mama stares at it, still in shock.

"Tom... I... I don't..." She stammers.

"Don't worry, doll. You can think about it. No pressure." He hands her the ring box. She checks it out closely as he wipes his dick across her full, creamy lips. She instinctively kisses and licks his cock as it crosses her lips while she ogles the ring. It's so big and shiny. It must have cost a fortune. Tom slides his dick back in mama's mouth and pulls her head forward. She sucks his cock all the way in, her tongue dirty dancing all the way down the soft, but still thick and veiny shaft.

She hands him back the ring box. Tom just grins, knowing how much my mom loves the ring.. and his cock.

Back at the front desk...

I'm anal busting Sarah as she helps Hotel guests, screaming, creaming... and doing an excellent job of waiting on the guests. Great multitasking.

My gigantic cock thrusts into those sweet, sweet bowels, pumping her butt hole mercilessly, my hips slapping on the back of her thighs as I ass fuck my sister.

My hands never leaves those huge heaving breasts, squeezing and shaking them senseless as guests walk by and take pics... or gossip to themselves and walk away disgusted... either way... Who gives a fuck?

I pull out my horn. "I'M GETTING READY TO CUM UP MY SISTER'S BACKSIDE. WHO WANTS MY PISS? SPEAK UP NOW OR FORVER HOLD YOUR PIECE... OR PUSSY. WHO WANTS TO DRINK MY URINE?" I call out on the horn. I hit the siren button. It's loud. Four guests raise their hands for my piss. A few others look at me like I'm a fucked up maniac or something. It's a mix up in there.

I cum dump in Sarah's cock sucking butt, pumping my super seed violently up there. My dick can't stop lurching in my sister's ass as it spurts my extra creamy sperm. It feel fucking amazing!

"GODDDDDD!!!! THAT HUGE FUCKING COCK IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! GODDDDDD!!!!!! AND ALL THAT CUM IN MY BUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! ERGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh huh! Mmmmmmmmmmmm." She happily coos, her talented ass welcoming every wad of sperm I shoot in there. Her bowels pounding and sucking it all out like a two follow whore desperate for lunch. Oh yeahhhhhh.

After Sarah wheels around and kneels, smiling and sucking me off, cleaning her ass juices and my cum off of my spent rod, her lips dancing up and down my massive shaft with such sexual bliss and love, I stand up, step up on a small step ladder, let Sarah point my thumping, giant dick at a hot blonde cougar gilf and let loose with the piss hurricane. I arc a powerful stream of warm, only slightly tangy piss right into her wide open mouth, pumping my fist to the raucous, approving cheers from the crowd. The snobby assholes that didn't like the idea long gone from the lobby.

Sarah laughs and kisses me, perfectly pointing my pissing cock at the old lady... must be in her 70's...but blonde, big tits and HOT! She gladly drinks it all, spurred on by the wild crowd chanting, "DRINK THAT PISS... DRINK THAT PISS... YOU WHORE!" My kinda crowd.

When I finish, the old broad pumps her fists, wagging her pussy tongue around to play along with the crowd. She gets felt up and fingered for her slutty trouble, while Sarah sucks my piss dripping cock clean, leaned over, bobbing her head wildly as I egg the crowd on via my bullhorn... "FUCK SOME WHORES... FUCK SOME WHORES!" The wild crowd start gangbanging the old broad right there in the lobby. She happily takes double anal and double oral right there. God bless horny old sluts!

I spend the next ten minutes titty sucking Sarah, squeezing around the base of her breasts hard, roughly sucking about half of her huge titties into my mouth, drinking down every drop of super sweet breast milk that shoots down my throat. We just found out that Sarah's knocked up... its mine... so the milk flows. And I furiously drink down every last drop. I suck and suck and suck on those extra luscious hooters as Sarah hugs me tight to them, moaning and smiling with such sisterly love and slutty fury. She lustfully licks and bites her lips, so turned on by my voracious breast gobbling. I pull those extra large globes way out with my mercilessly sucking mouth, shaking them wildly and sucking on them as fucking hard as humanly possible. I'm obsessed with my sister's breasts and I obsessively gorge myself on them non stop at the front freaking desk. God! They taste so good! YUM YUM YUM! I keep on keepin' on... and sucking... and squeezing them. Awesome, awesome tits!

Upstairs in a suite...

"Suck it, whore! Suck it til I piss all over your fucking face! Yeah!!!" One of my crew, Steve... tattooed from bald head to toe, every inch of him, dick and balls and all... tons of piercings, including up and down his dick and balls too... rams his fucking tattooed dick down my wife Penny's (The Big Bang Theory) throat. Steve's standing by the open bay window, Penny's on her knees, letting everyone down at the pool watch.

Steve's holding Penny's blonde head and violently throat fucking her, the smooth piercings on top and bottom of his dick pleasantly tickling her mouth and throat as his dick gets repeatedly jammed down her wide open mouth and throat, spit flying outta her mouth non stop, hanging obscenely everywhere. Messy ass blowjob... and she pukes too.

Steve yanks his dick out and smacks it on Penny's face as she projectile vomits on him. He smirks and snarls, absolutely loving the messy blowjob. He rams back down her throat, repeating the whole freaky thing several times, getting covered in puke and spit. We're gonna have to get the carpet... and wall... cleaned. Fuck yeah! The messier, the better.

Steve slaps Penny's face, roughly abusing it, spitting on her and throat ramming her non stop for an hour. She pukes so much it's insane. It's everywhere. On the walls, all over Steve, drenching the beige carpet... even hanging from a lamp. WTF up in this bitch, baby! They're shooting a scene for our site. Steve finally cums, covering Penny's battered, messy face. Her makeup completely smeared all over her beautifully perfect face.

Steve's thick jizz rolls slowly down Penny's forehead, into her eyes and down her nose and cheeks. She catches some in her mouth and gulps it down, smacking her lips at the great taste, as he holds her head in place, the rest rolling down to her spit and vomit soaked, white wifebeater tank top. Her rock hard nipples almost tearing through the thin material. They're pounding from being so turned on by being orally abused. Penny loves rough sex... and she's a massive slut... so she cums twice on the carpet just from the merciless oral abuse.

"Here it cums, whore!" Steve starts pissing all over Penny's face, his long forked tongue... just like a snake... wagging wildly as he wildly smirks so wide, drenching my uber hot wife's slutty smiling, super messy face. He pisses and pisses and pisses, further ruining the room. I fucking love it though. WTF is known for wild ass messy sex... and Steve keeps up the funky tradition. Penny's soaked. Piss drenching her just below shoulder length blonde hair, her absolutely perfect... but extra messy... makeup smeared face... her clothes too. She's an uber hot mess. Fucking awesome!

"Yeahhhhhh... suck me clean, bitch!" Steve slaps his big dick on Penny's tongue, piss splashing off it as he does. She gladly sucks it in...the whole fucking nine inches. Penny sucks that big wet dick with pure reckless, slut driven abandon. She grins up at Steve and his horny evil smirking, tattooed face, slurping away furiously in his long tattooed and pierced cock. The piercings pleasurable rubbing on Penny's tonsils as she deepthroats that big dick. Her pissy spit and puke is flying outta her mouth even more. So fucking messy!

"Cut! God... that was so hot! YUM!" My wife Kim Kardashian announces. She's the director. "That was one of the hottest scenes we've done, guys. Awesome job." Kim kisses Steve's cheek, grabbing his big dick and rubbing it all over Penny's dripping wet, outstretched tongue. She smacks it on it several times. "God... I love that. All that yummy cum and piss. Mmmmmmmm. I wanna be in the next one. Hehehe. You've got such a gorgeous cock, Steve. Yum." Kim licks his cheek, giggling.

"Thanks... You were fucking amazing, Penny. God, your hot... You too, Kim." Steve helps Penny up, hugging her. Steve grabs a towel and gives it to her. Penny wipes her face and eyes, trying to get all of the cum out of them.

"Thanks, sweetie. Awesome cock. I love the piercings and tattoos. It's so different and cool and sexy." Penny pats Steve's face, grinning all sexy, and heads to the shower. Steve joins her, both getting nice and soapy and clean... and fucking... in the shower. Kim joins them. Steve ass fucks both Penny and Kim as the hot water beats down on them. Steam everywhere. Extra funky fun after the shoot.

Kim thinks to put a camera outside of the shower so they can film it for some bonus footage to the oral sex shoot. They wipe the shower door constantly so the camera can film the wild and soapy anal action. All pros. WTF!

...

"Kaia... Tom asked me to marry him earlier when we were having sex."

"Damn, mama... that must've been some real good sex. Hahaha." Kaia blows a bubble and pops it. My sister the uber hot honey with the big bubblegum money. (Smirk)

"Well... yeah, it was. But, It caught me so off guard."

"So??? Did you say yes?"

"No. I mean... I didn't say anything. I didn't know what to say. I'm dating Stan. I mean... I can marry Tom... can I?" Mama's torn between her feelings for her boyfriend Stan, and her feelings for ol' Tom. She's really struggling with it.

"Well... Stan's nice. He's cute. He's a doctor. He's got a big dick... or so you say. Hehe. Tom's hot. He's rich. I know he's got a big dick. He's sweet. Hmmm.... It's your decision." Kaia shrugs her gorgeous shoulders, chewing hard on her gum as she sits by mama behind the front desk. She looks all sweet at mama and softly rubs her hand as she lays her head on her right arm. Mama smiles.

"I know, baby. It's just a really tough decision. I mean... I haven't even mentioned it to James yet. I don't know how he would feel about the whole thing. He's been my main man. I sure don't want to hurt my baby in any way. I just don't know what to do." Mama rubs Kaia's face, smiling with such motherly love.

"How big's the ring?"

"Almost as big as his cock." Mama laughs.

"JESUS... That's big!" Kaia giggles, blowing another bubble and popping it, smiling and rubbing mama's hand.

"Oh yeah. He's such a sweetheart... and such a great lover too. Mmmmmmm." Mama gives Kaia a real naughty grin. Kaia playfully wiggles her eyebrows at mama in return.

...

Kaia runs into Steve in the elevator. She's heading upstairs to take care of a problem for a guest, and he's heading outside to the pool.

"WOW... you get even prettier every time I see you, baby." Steve checks out my 19 year old sister, even running his hand up and down her side, squeezing her small, but very jiggly booty in her tight pink short shorts. He slaps it too, grinning at it jiggling. The elevator opens up and a couple of guests get off. Now it's just Kaia and Steve inside.

Kaia chews her gum and smirks, enjoying the attention, but not really turned on by Steve's unique look. She's more into the surfer look. Her boyfriend Brad's a surfer.

"Great ass, baby. Almost as great as those tits." Steve chuckles, reaching over and getting a nice titty squeeze in. Kaia doesn't protest. She just grins and shakes her head. She's actually a little turned on by his confidence... just not his looks. Steve squeezes Kaia's right 32F tit in her skin tight white and pink tee shirt. She's not wearing a bra. Her cone shaped melons are so perky, pointing straight out, even without it.

"Fucking great tits." Steve roughly squeezes the other one. Kaia finally moves his hand off of them though.

"That's enough, stud. I've got a boyfriend." Kaia smirks again.

"He ain't here." Steve grabs her tit again. Kaia just shakes her head, blowing and popping another bubble, a sly grin on her pink glossy lips. Steve Hite the stop button. The elevator comes to a sudden stop. Kaia snickers. She has a feeling ol' Steve is gonna want a little more than a titty grope.

He whips out his cock, letting it hang out of his low cut, faded jeans. He grabs Kaia's hand and puts it on his cock. She pulls it away, but he grabs it again and puts it back on his soft cock. He holds it there as he mischievously smirks at Kaia.

"We ain't never fucked, baby. You're way too hot not to fuck. So..." Steve outs his hand on the back of Kaia's neck and starts to push her to her knees, but she stands there. She looks right at him and let's go of his cock.

"Listen, dude. I like you. You're not my type, but I like your confidence... and your cock... but I've got a boyfriend... and I fuck James too so... we ain't fucking." Kaia surprises Steve, blowing a big bubble, pushing, then popping it, smirking herself.

"You're playing hard to get. It's cool, baby. Chill. I didn't mean to upset you. I like you too. You're the hottest chick I've seen in a long damn time. That body...GOD DAMN! It's bangin' baby! You can't blame me for trying. Holy fuck... I'd fuck your brains out. Fuck! You're gorgeous!" Steve marvels at my sister. She really is that hot.

"Thanks. You really think my body's bangin' huh?"

"Fuck yeah, baby! Bangin' big time! Best tits. Way better than my last girlfriend. Fuck! I can't stop staring at 'em."

Kaia loves the attention. She knows full well how bangin' her perfect body is. She hears it all the time. Guys... and gals... drool all over her. They beg her to fuck them. She really digs all that affection. It turns her on. Brad gets a tad jealous about it, but like Steve said... "He ain't here."

"C'mon, baby. How about just a tit fuck? I mean... it's just titty fucking. No big deal... just tits. Ha. No pussy or anything. Pretty please." Steve shoots Kaia a sly smile, with a playful, slightly devious smirk mixed in. He's a really confident guy.

"Haha. You're cute."

"So???......" Steve won't give up. He smirks again, leaning against the elevator wall, arms folded, all tattooed and confident. Kaia giggles, playfully shaking her head at his immense confidence and determination. She blows another bubble... pauses... and pops it, thinking about Steve's idea.................

Down at the pool...

My best buddy Spence (The King Of Queens) is cannonballing into the pool from a twenty foot ladder set up by the pool. His trunks are lit on fire each dive... for added cool, WTF effect. He's cheered on by my crew and the half shocked, half hyped pool crowd of hotel guests and others. Spence's girlfriend Carrie Heffernan (The King Of Queeens/Leah Remini) is filming for WTF.

"SPENCE... SPENCE... SPENCE!!!" The half drunk, half baked crew and crowd cheers. He pumps his pudgy fists to spur them on. He's doing good. Twenty feet up is high... and Spence ain't even smoking.

I walk out and check out the fiery, raucous action.

"How's he doing?" I ask Carrie in between dives.

"Hey, handsome. He's doing great! He's nailed every dive so far... six dives."

I watch my boy take number seven, flipping off the crowd and making a crazy face as he jumps. SPLASH! Water everywhere. A couple of guests get up and walk away from their sunbathing, shaking their heads in disgust. I just shrug my shoulder at 'em. The old broad walking next to her even older husband has a nice ass, showing it off in her one piece. I lightly smack it as she walks by she gives me a disgusted look and shakes her gray hair head again... walks ten feet and turns around when her husband isn't looking and winks at me. I wink back. I might have to put my dick milk in that old dusty coochie later.

Over in at the world famous Polo Lounge...

My girl Latifah (Queen Latifah) is paying off a bet she lost to the Maitre D. She's squatting down blowing him behind his stand as diners walk by. His 70 year old white dick is big and thick, but Latifah handles it well... even though she's into pussy. Her girlfriend doesn't know she sucks an occasional dick... and takes mine up her big black butt... from time to time. She likes to keep that info on the down low. I've knocked her up a couple of times... four to be exact... but she's managed to keep that from her girl too. I love sneaking around and cheating. It's so taboo and hot. A huge turn on.

The Maitre D grunts and shoots his wad down Latifah's throat. She swallows it all... part of the bet... then let's his fat old wrinkly dick slide outta her mouth and slaps it, making him grunt again. "There... Damn, Lakers!" Latifah wipes the corners of her mouth and stands up, shaking her head at the horny smirking Maitre D.

"Shitttt." She walks off, grabbing a nice fluffy dinner roll on the way out. Guess she wants to get that spermy aftertaste outta her mouth.

...

In the elevator...

"UHHH! Fucking juciy pussy! Fuck!"

Steve is thrusting deep and hard up into Kaia's super sweet pussy. She's got her legs wrapped tight around his wait, her arms around his neck. Steve's hands are on the front elevator doors. He's grimacing, trying to last as long as possible. Kaia's perfectly pink, intensely vibrating cunt is making that extra tough though.

Her 32Fs are smashes into Steve's bare, tattooed chest. His long nipple piercings rubbing up and down on Kaia's throbbing pink, gumdrop nips. They're both groaning and grunting, their bodies writhing against each other's. Kaia keeps bouncing on that nine inch cock, her pussy quaking as she squirts, splashing that big, tattooed and pierced rod with all of her divinely sweet pussy milk.

"UHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! MMMM!!!" Kaia's biting her lips, holding on tight as Steve drives that tattooed dick so hard up into her spasming pussy. It's throbbing and twitching non stop, ready to dump a load of jizz up there any second.

Steve nibbles on Kaia's neck and sucks it as he grunts into it, cumming violently up Kaia's quaking cunt. Several ropes of thick dick cream explode up Kaia's pussy, being welcomed in nicely by Kaia's vice gripping pussy. Her walls are trembling all over Steve's lurching cock.

"Damn, baby. That was fucking great! Fuck!" Steve licks all over Kaia's neck.

Kaia breathes deep, calming herself. Her body's still trembling from the forceful pussy plowing she just got.

"Wanna go out tonight? Maybe fuck in the back of my truck? It's real comfy. Ha."

"Haha. Sounds great, but I don't know. Brad and I are supposed to go out."

Steve let's Kaia down. She pulls up her pink g string and short shorts. He puts his dick away and zips up. "Call him and cancel. Make up an excuse. You know you want to." Steve wiggles that forked tongue at Kaia. She giggles.

"Hmmmm. I don't know."

"C'mon, baby. We'll go anywhere you want. Your guy won't ever find out, I promise. Plus... like I said... my truck's real comfy." Steve winks at Kaia, grinning too.

Kaia shakes her head and giggles again. She grabs her phone and texts Brad. "Ok. But it better be real comfy." Kaia blows a bubble and leans in to Steve and pops it, grinning all naughty. He licks her gum covered lips and growls playfully.

...

Down at the pool, Carrie and I went in one of the cabanas and started fooling around. We hear a huge roar from the crowd and look out to see what's up. My buddy Fat Bastard (Austin Powers Movies) is climbing the tall ladder. Damn... I feel for the pool.

We shit the curtain and get back to making out. She's pregnant by Spence so I spend about fifteen minutes breastfeeding, sucking down several mouthfuls of her very tasty milk. Carrie's riding my cock, leaning down on me, dangling those gorgeous D cup milk jugs in my face with a big horny smile as I furiously feast on her milk.

Her phat pussy is sucking and throbbing on my fourteen inches, milking my giant cock as Carrie sits still on it, cooing loudly from my intense breasts sucking. She wiggles her cock sucking pussy on my dick, making me growl happily, my mouth stuffed full of heaving milky melons. Fucking awesome day!

My mom took over filming duties for WTF from Carrie when we headed into the cabana. She's cheering and chanting just like the crowd.... Flashing them too. She gets drenched by a wave of water when Fat Bastard does the biggest cannonball ever attempted. Everybody within ten feet of the pool gets drenched. It's a tidal wave of wet and wacky fun out there. The crowd's going wild, flashing and mooning galore, getting even more wasted... and even wetter. Fat Bastard heads up for a second dive... if there's any water left in the pool.

After an hour of massive cannonball splashes, flashing, mooning, getting drunk, hardcore dick riding, breastfeeding and cock milking, Carrie drinks my cum... and piss... smiling up at me so beautifully while mama keeps up the filming... and flashing at the pool. Everybody loves it... and her.

Mama turned down Tom. She just wasn't ready to get married. Steve fucked Kaia again... in his very comfy truck... after their date. Kaia rode him and blasted his big ass air horn while she did. Made a helluva racket in the park, but it didn't stop my sister.

Spence got to titty fuck Sarah while I ass fucked mama, Penny, and Carrie while Fat Bastard filmed it for WTF and pissed all over the old broad from earlier. I ass fucked senseless beforehand. We got drunk as shit afterwards. Filmed it all... even her puking three times on her way back to her bungalow. She drank two loads of my piss when we got there too. Real horny broad. And now... one of WTF's new stars. Her husband's a cuck so she's the boss. He can't say shit about it.

I got mama pregnant. She's my biggest love and she told me she didn't marry Tom cause she just wanted to be with me. She dumped Stan. I knocked her up... And were getting married too. Who better to marry than you awesomely perfect mom with the awesomely perfect 34FFs? Makes perfect sense.

Me and my crew... girls included... all got fucked up and gangbanged my grandma while the guests were getting high and watching. We even put it up on the big screen by the pool so anyone around could watch my gorgeous grandmother get double... and even triple anal... and drenched in piss. Fucking awesome night.

That's us. Fucking and getting fucked up. WTF 24/7. Beverly Hill Hotel... or anywhere else. WHAT THE FUCK?................

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