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04/08/2021 

Trailer Park Living
Category: Roleplay Stories

"I'll see you when I get him, baby."

"Mmmm... you got it, sweet tits."

"Hahahaha. They're all yours too, handsome." My girl Kaia kisses me deep, such love in those lips and tongue. She rubs her 32Fs all over my face afterwards, giggling and smiling so sweet, chewing her bubblegum too.

I lick all over 'em in her real tight yellow and red waitress uniform and get in a quick sweet booty squeeze on her before she heads off for work. I'm still in bed, watching that ass jiggle away.

Dude... I'm so in love. I've got the hottest girlfriend in these parts. She's real popular too. Dudes... and chicks... are always... and I mean always... hitting on her, trying to feel her up, or fuck her. It's actually a turn on for me. I love knowing how much my girl turns people on. It's good for my ego.

Kaia and my sis Max (Kat Dennings/2Broke Girls) head off to the diner they work at. We all live together with my mom Kelly (Kelly Madison) and my sister Tina. Cool vibes living with four super-hot chicks. We got a big ass trailer so it's still nice and comfy here.

I dig living in a trailer park. Some people may not, but I do. Cool peeps. Fun place to live. Everybody gets along pretty well. The manager, Andy, is a cool old dude. 85 I think. A well-known peeping tom, but a real nice guy. He's got a smokin' hot granddaughter that lives with him too. She just moved in with him. Billie (Billie Eilish) is a gorgeous 18 year old honey with super sweet big titties. I freaking love her black and green hair. I dig unique chicks. Do your own thing. She moved out here with Andy cause she wasn't getting along with her parents. We hit it off right away. Fucked her five minutes after I met her.

All the neighbors are chill... for the most part. It's a real cool place to live.

"How much did you get in tips last week?"

"Ummm... Hmmmm... I think it was like $250. How much did you get?"

"$450."

"JESUS CHRIST! HOW'D YOU GET THAT MUCH???" Max almost serves off the road, shocked by how much tip money Kaia got at the diner.

"Well... promise you won't tell, James?"

Max looks at Kaia all naughty and inquisitive. She blows a bug bubble and pops it as they reach a stop light. "Sure." Max makes a zipped shut motion on her mouth.

"I flashed a few customers and let a couple feel me up." Kaia looks at Max a little ashamed of herself.

"Is that all? Geesh... I do that. Don't worry. That's no big deal. I thought you fucked them or something. Guys are always wanting to feel me up and see my tits. That's totally normal." Max reassures Kaia. A big smirk on those full, extra luscious ruby red lips of hers.

"Oh... OK. I didn't want you to think I was a bitch or slut."

"Kaia... you're a sweetheart. I would never think that. Don't worry. Maybe we can work as a team and really rake in the dough. Four big titties for the horny motherfuckers to drool over and squeeze." Max pops another bubble, cocky smirk and all, as she drives.

"That would be awesome. I'm sure we could make a lot of money that way. I just don't want James to find out. I don't wanna upset him. I love him so much."

"Don't worry. I don't think James would mind anyway... but I won't say anything. I promise."

"Thanks, Max."

"Anytime. Besides... you're gonna be my sister in law in the near future so it's only right for me to help you out... and make some more money myself." Max gives Kaia her trademark cocky, big smirk, chewing hard on that gum. They both laugh.

My best friend Spence (The King Of Queens) works at the same diner Max and Kaia work at. He's a cook... and janitor.

"Hey, Kym. Wanna fool around?"

"Are you high? I'm busy. Go cook something."

"C'mon, baby. You know you like my big sausage sandwich."

"Haha! Yeah... you got a big sandwich, alright... but I'm still busy. So get lost."

Kym (Kym Whitley) is the hostess/greeter at the diner. She's a huge titty black curvy milf. Real fun chick. Great fuck too. She's always begging me for weed... and willing to trade for it. (Wink wink)

Max and Kaia walk into the back, getting ready for their shift.

"Hey, ladies."

"Hey, Spence."

"Hey, dumbass." Max being Max.

"Kaia... can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Ok." Spence leads Kaia back storage room. "I hear you're taking tips to feel you up. So... how much is it?" Spence licks his pudgy lips real pervy, all excited about possibly getting to feel up my girl.

"Spenceeee... you're James' best friend. That's kinda weird."

"Why? I think you're really beautiful. We're friends. I mean... money's money." He turns in the extra perverted, attempted charm, staring hard at Kaia's perfect knockers in that really tight uniform. It's unzipped to the bottom of her 32Fs. They're almost spilling out of it. Max and Kaia dress the same. God bless 'em both for it.

"Yeah... but..." Kaia chews her gum, realizing Spence is kinda making sense, but still feeling a little weird about letting him feel her up.

"C'mon... please. You know how much I love you're gorgeous breasts. And I'm always nice to you and all. Pretty please." Spence looks all pouty, begging his pasty white ass off.

Kaia giggles. She shakes her head at his persistence. "Ok... its 20 bucks to see them... 50 bucks to feel them. And you better not tell, James. I mean it." Kaia gives Spence a real stern look. Spence nods excitedly.

Spence reaches in his pocket and hurriedly pulls out the cash. He hands her $50 to feel her up. Kaia takes it and puts it in her pocket, looking around to make sure no one comes in and sees her. She pulls her top open and yanks those absolutely perfect 19 year old melons out of her white satin bra and smiles. Spence's eyes almost jump outta his head. She swallow hard, licking wildly at his lips. He reaches over and CLAMPS down on Kaia's very perky breasts, squeezing for dear life. Spence is mesmerized by my girl's tits, staring a hole through them. He keeps up the overly excited squeezing, shaking them too.

"You have the most perfect breasts ever, Kaia. Good God!" Spence is in awe of them. They're so soft and big. So perfectly shaped. So perky and bouncy. Rock hard nips poking right out.

"Thanks. That's sweet." Kaia lets him grope her for a few more titty molesting seconds, them peels his hands off of her tits. "That's enough, Spence." Kaia puts them away and fixes her uniform.

"That was DEFINITELY worth the money. Oh yeahhhhhh." Spence goofy smirks, still staring hard at Kaia's titties.

"Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. And remember... don't tell James. I mean it, Spence." Kia points at him. Spence again, excitedly nods, giving her a thumbs up too as he licks his pudgy lips some more, very fondly remembering the very awesome feeling of groping my girl's super tits.

As things get started at work for Max and Kaia, my mom Kelly makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

"God bless Incest." I laugh. Mama does too, her mouth full of my foot long meat as she lovingly sucks on it while I chill in bed.

She bobs away on my cock, her full, voluptuous lips tightly gripping my throbbing rod as she slurp up and down on it. My mom is the most perfect woman ever in earth. Perfect in every last way. I can't stop growling with glee, mama laughing at my intense appreciation at her immense oral skills.

She rubs those massive melons up and down my trembling cock. It jumps repeatedly as those smooth, heavy jugs slide across it, so soft and with such pure motherly love. "I love you, mama."

"Awwwww... I love you too, sweetheart. More than anything. You make mama so happy. Mmmmmmm." Mama licks slowly down my huge rod, softly kissing it as she goes. A trail of sweat saliva left behind as she reaches my ballls, gently sucking them into her mouth, one happy nut at a time.

I get a text from Kaia. It's a bunch of hearts and a big, I LOVE YOU. I just smile. I text her the same back. I'm so stupidly in love with my girl. I'm gonna pop the question really soon. I've never been this in love with a chick in my life. There's just something about Kaia that makes my heart smile so bright... much more than those titties too. Haha.

Mama drinks my huge, super gooey load, cooing with cummy delight, happily playing with my pierced nipples as she smiles so sweet up at me, her throat swallowing fast. I just smile back, blowing her loving kisses, and thinking about how lucky I am to have the world's best... and most smokin' hot... mom.

A little later, I'm chillin' with Billie on the picnic table behind my house...

"You're really cute." Billie and I puff and pass.

"Thanks... I try. Gotta impress the chicks, you know." I wink at my new friend.

"Yeah... I bet. I'm sure you're real popular with the girls." Billie gives me a real playful grin, cozying up to me real nice.

"I do OK. I'm sure you've got the boys hounding you left and right."

"A little. It's cool. I like attention, but..."

More puffing and passing. "But what?"

"But, I'm only interested in one guy."

"Oh yeah... who?"

Billie grins, puffing hard, then passing back to me, slowly exhaling with a very sexy smile. "You."

I just puff... exhale... and give Billie a nice smile. We connect. A spark setting off between us. She softly rubs my face, then leans in and kisses my right cheek. Damn... she smells good.

A little spit swapping and tongue sucking... a little bigger tit groping... and Billie and I lay out on the picnic table. She gets on top and starts rubbing those big ass jugs all over me, her tongue dancing in my mouth... and all over my neck and face. My hands happily roam all over her voluptuous frame, closely inspecting all of her tasty curves. I notice ol' Andy watching us behind the bush next door. He's jerking off.

I grin. I like being watched. And it's kinky as fuck since he's peeping me making out with his granddaughter.

While Billie and I... and Andy... have some fun out back, mama is over at the bar down the street she bartends at cleaning up the bar...

"Looking fantastic, Kelly." Steve, the bar owner, pats mom on the back. He... like everybody else... has a crush on my mom.

"Thanks, Steve... Nice butt." Mama winks at him. Steve smirks back.

Mama's a big flirt... helps with the tips... her tits help quite a bit with that too.

"Hey, Kelly. Can I get a double scotch?" One of the regulars, Harry asks. He sits right in front of mama at the bar. She pours his drink and hands it to him.

"There you go, doll." Mama adds a real beautiful... and a little naughty... smile. Harry slips her $20.

"Keep the change."

"Awww... thanks, babe." Mama makes sure to lean over and let Harry ogle her 34FFs in her very low cut, very tight black spandex top. Her cleavage is massive and eye popping to put it mildly.

"God... you've got the prettiest titties I've ever seen, Kelly." Harry wipes his old brow, sips his scotch... and takes a deep breath. He's got it bad for my mom. I definitely know that feeling.

"Thank you, doll. You're such a sweet customer. I look forward to seeing you every day, handsome." Mama lays on the charm. She's a tip making machine... a real, real beautiful one.

Harry slips her another $20... And a happy customer grin. Mama takes the money, then looks around, and pulls her top down, letting Harry check out the goods up close. Her massive titties pour out of her top... no bra needed. She shakes 'em for ol' Harry. His eyes bulge in response... like his crotch.

Mama pulls her titties back in her top, throwing Harry a wink and naughty smile again. She knows how to keep her patrons happy for damn sure.

"Thank ya much, darlin'." Harry tips his glass to mama, grinning from ear to ear. She blows him a kiss, then gets back to cleaning up the bar area.

"Kelly... can I talk to you for a minute?" Steve waves mama over to his office.

"Watch the bar for me, will you, Harry?"

"Sure, doll."

Mama blows Harry a kiss and heads over to Steve's office.

"What's up, sexy?"

"Me, baby." Steve walks up to mama and grabs her tits, squeezing them silly. "God... I love your tits." Mama coos and smiles, all naughty and flirtatious.

"Well thank you, Steve. I'm glad you like them so much." Mama keeps grinning as Steve keeps pawing her boobs.

"When are you gonna let me take you out on the town, baby?"

"Well... if you insist. I'm free tomorrow." Mama winks at Steve.

"Good. I'll take you to a movie... and dinner... and maybe we can have a little naughty fun." Steve winks back, grinning mischievously. His hands still roughly groping mama's very, very squeezable 34FFs.

"Mmmmmm... sounds fun. Now..." Mama pulls Steve's hands off of her breasts, and gently pats his cheek with a very sexy smile. "I have to get back to the customers. Make sure to have this ready for me tomorrow." Mama cups and rubs Steve's bulge in his jeans, licking those voluptuous lips so beautifully, a sly, sexy smirk and eye sparkle added for heated carnal effect.

"Sure thing, baby." Steve pats my mom's gorgeous milf rump as she turns to walk back out to the bar. He's smirking his ass off watching mama wiggle that divine ass out the door.

Back at home...

"FUCK!!! GOD... WHAT A COCK!!! UHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Billie leans her head back, eyes rolled back as she rides me. Her body's shaking as she squirts. I watch her with a smile. God... she's beautiful. My hands work her tits, shaking and squeezing them nice and hard. My thumbs brush across her fat throbbing nips, back and forth rapidly. I pinch them and roll them between my fingers slowly, then fast. Her pussy hips my foot long cock, splashing it with her milky cream, vibrating so wild around it the whole time. God... the sensations!

Billie playfully smiles at me, leaning down and sucking off my tongue as I slap and squeeze her white ass, slapping it even harder the second time. I slip a finger up her butt and go to town, finger fucking her ass as she grinds away on my cock.

I fuck her ass, doggy style on the table as Andy cums all over the bushes. He starts taking pics as I squeeze the hell out his granddaughter's hanging jugs, my fat dick gaping out her tight, jiggly ass, plowing so deep as Billie screams in utter sexual bliss. She squirts again, her ass dancing happily on my cock.

I finish by titty fucking her awesome natural jugs, cumming all over her slutty smiling face and her outstretched, dirty dancing tongue. She furiously sucks me clean, bobbing away as she slurp my sperm dribbling rod, cooing with cum crazed delight as she sucks down every last drop of silky smooth semen.

"I want you to be my man, James."

"Thanks, baby, but I'm already taken." Were vibin' big time, grinning so bright. Billie keeps slurping jy rod, her tongue dancing up and down the underside as her lisp ripple and glide down the fat, thumping shaft. Awesome.

"I don't care. I'll be your side bitch. Please." Billie drives a hard bargain, sucking me all the way down. Twelve fat inches of dick all the way down her throat. Her tongue laps beautifully on my balls. She's smiling confidently around my cock, knowing I can't resist her.

Looks like I've got an official side bitch. Two girlfriends. Two really hot ones. "Ok, babe." I wink at Billie, falling more and more in love with her by the freaking second.

Over at the diner...

"Ok, bub... pay up. That's $50 to see both pairs... $150 if you wanna feel 'em." Max puts the screws to a diner. They're in the storage room with Kaia. Looks like Max and Kaia are working their tag team game on the customers.

"Here..." The dude hands Max $50." She hands it to Kaia, then smirks at her.

Max and Kaia pop out those big bouncy boobs. All four of them. The horny dude's eyes pop, his tongue licking quick on his lips. Four of the best breasts ever right in front of his face. Max and Kaia stand thee, hands on their hips as the horny customer gawks at their tits.

"How much to fuck you... both. You're both fucking hot!" The dudes eyes keep bulging as he stares so hard at my sister's and girlfriend's big, super jiggly hooters.

"HA! Too much for you, dude." Max brushes him off. Kaia looks nervously at her. She's all for letting dude's see her tits... and feel them up... but she's not into fucking them for money. Max chews her gum, confidently handling the situation.

"I just got a raise, so... how about 2Gs?"

Max looks at him, then at Kaia, then back at him, arms folded under her naked tits. "Nope. Not enough." Max puts her tits back in her uniform and zips it up. Kaia does the same.

"Ok, OK... how about 3Gs? for both of you." The dude feels good about that offer.

Max looks at Kaia again, blowing and popping a quick bubble.

"Make it four." Max fires back with a cocky smirk and eyebrow raise.

"Wait..." Kaia protests.

"Deal. But both... right?"

"I didn't agree to this." Kaia looks nervously at Kaia, then at the guy.

"Yep."

"Cool."

"But, at our place. We're having a trailer park party. Give me your number and I'll invite you. Make sure you bring all the cash. No dough... no go. Now get outta here, pervert." Max smirks, chewing hard on her gum.

"You got it, baby. See you both there. Haha." The dude's real happy. He hands Max his number, excitedly pumping his fist as he heads back out to his table.

"Max.... I didn't agree to that. I'm not fucking him." Kaia tells my sis.

"Relax. I'll handle it. I'll get him drunk, and maybe you can let him play with your titties a little. I'll fuck him myself. I'll fuck him so good he'll think he fucked us both. We'll split the money. It's easy money for you, babe. Don't worry." Max grins at Kaia.

Kaia calms down, realizing Max is right. It's easy money. She doesn't have to really do much of anything for the money. 2Gs for free, basically.

Back at the bar...

"How about we go out, sweetheart?" Harry puts the moves on mama. He's a nice old dude. 75 and pretty chill. Gray hair and beard. Beer belly and all. He's retired. A widow. One of the bar's top regulars. He's in there all the time.

"Haha... Steve already asked me out. Now I've got you wanting to take me out too, Harry. Must be my lucky day." Mama smiles so sweet, wiping down the bar.

"C'mon. Please. I'm a lonely old man. You'd really be helping me out. I haven't been with a woman since my wife died."

"Awwww... that's so sad, Harry. How long's it been?"

"7 years. It's been awhile. Too long. I think I forgot how to use it." Harry and mama laugh. She feels sorry for sweet ol' Harry. He's such a nice customer. Always smiling. Always sweet and respectful... and a good tipper.

"Well... maybe I can help you out. I've got a break coming up in ten minutes. Meet me upstairs?" Mama gives Harry a real naughty smile.

"Sure thing, darlin'. I'd love that. You're the best." Harry tips his glass again to my mom. Very appreciative smile on his face.

Ten minutes later, in the upstairs storage room/get away room...

Harry and mama are kissing on the old plaid couch. The room's a quiet little get away spot for the bar crew... and select, special customers.

Harry's right hand is roughly manhandling my mom's left tit as they tongue fuck and swap messy spit. Harry long gray beard tickling my mom's face. Mama runs her hand down to Harry's lap and is pleasantly surprised. "Wow! That's big, Harry. You should've told me you're such a big man. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmm." Mama plays with Harry's large bulge as they make out. She unzips his pants and fishes it out. She takes a look at it as Harry pulls up her top and goes to town on her tits, sucking the living crap outta them.

Yum-my! Such a big, fat cock. You should have no problems at all getting chicks, Harry. Not with a beautiful cock like this." Mama grabs it and slowly jerks it as Harry orally mauls her massive tits. He groans happily, so into sucking my mother's awesomely smooth and bouncy cans.

A minute later, mama is sucking that huge old meat. It's still soft and huge. So fat. Mama smiles happily around it as she greedily gobbles it up. Harry holds the top of her head, leaning back on the sofa and growling at my mom's awesome blowjob skills. "Jesus, Harry. This is as big as my sons. God... it's beautiful. Mama licks all over that massive veiny old rod and huge, gray haired balls. She kisses every inch, sucking that dick like a lollipop, licking all around the huge mushroom crown, then dragging her lips up and down the huge shaft slow, then quickly.

Mama rides Harry, her back to him. He reaches around and plays with her bouncing boobs as Mama works that magical pussy in that huge old throbbing cock. They fuck for twenty minutes. Mama's pussy gripping and sucking on that fat dick, Harry's precum bathing my mother's perfectly pink, pounding walls. She squirts twice, making Harry growl wildly each time.

"May I please cum in your mouth, doll? My wife used to do that for me and I loved it so much... she did too. Pretty please. Uhhhhh!"

"Sure, Harry. Cum in my mouth, stud. Feed me all that yummy cum. Mmmmmmm."

Mama hops off of Harry's thumping meat and kneels on the floor by the sofa. He quickly... as quick as he can... hops off the sofa and stands in front of my mom. Harry jerks fast on his cock. So ready to cum. "Here it cums, dollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"

Harry still thick seed pumps out, shooting right into mama's wide open mouth. Her tongue wags around under it as it's coated with that thick sperm glaze. Mama gulps it down, then wraps those extra luscious, full, voluptuous lips around that fat old shaft and sucks away, drinking down any and every last drop of sperm in there. Harry shakes and growls, so happy to be cumming in a woman's mouth again. Mama makes sure to drain him completely dry. She pops her mouth loudly off of that fat old dick when she's down, smiling all sexy up at Harry.

"I see why your wife loved you cumming in her mouth. You've got delicious cum, Harry. Yum!" Mama deep throats the whole 11 and a half inch cock, then pops her mouth off of it again. Once again smiling up at Harry.

"God... you're beautiful, dear. Thank you so much. You made an old man real happy." Harry grins so wide. Mama blows him a kiss, then licks all around her crown, kissing the tip.

"My pleasure, sweetheart. We need to do this regularly. It can be our little secret." Mama winks up at Harry, adding in a naughty, very beautiful grin and blowing another kiss. Looks like Harry's back to getting regular pussy again... thanks to my amazing mom.

The next evening at the trailer park party...

Mama and Steve get home from their date while the party's in full gear all around the park. Booze, weed and food everywhere. A little moonshine mixed in for good luck. The music's poppin' and everybody's dancing and having a grand ol' time. Kaia and Max are fooling around with the diner customer. She explained it all to me. I assured her I wasn't upset so Kaia relaxed about the whole thing. I'm actually proud of her figuring out a way to get 2 grand and not have to fuck for it. Max... I'm always proud of my sis. Especially since she and Kaia blew me before the party. They drank my piss too. Tina joined in and took my cock up her big ass while Kaia and Max sucked my balls and ate my ass. I freaking love the horny women in my life.

Billie and I were hanging out when Kaia came over to the table we were at and sat in my lap. We smoked and chit chatted about Kaia and Max working the dude from the diner. Kaia said she and Kaia got him mostly drunk and she let him play with her tits while Max sucked his cock, then rode him senseless.

Kaia left and came over to me while Max was still fucking him. She told me the dude was so excited and pumped about fucking Max and buzzed already, he didn't even notice she left.

Mama and Steve went inside our trailer and she fucked his brains out. She even filmed it. She's got a camera installed in her bedroom for me to watch her. She loves that. Mama let Steve drill her doggy style on her bed, then she got him to titty fuck her for a half an hour. She drank his load just like she did Harry's yesterday at the bar.

The night went on like that, drinking, smoking, eating, dancing... and fucking. Fun for everyone. Even Andy got in on the action. Tina blew him while I fucked her ass again as everyone watched and cheered us on.

Mama drank my piss in front of everyone, then she gave Harry a handjob... Spence too. I ended up fucking Kaia and Billie the rest of the night in my room. Mama joined us at like 2:30 in the morning. I fucked her tits... and pussy, then ass fucked all three, side by side, bent over the bed. They all drank my cum, cum swapping it between them for five minutes before they swallowed it all down. What a fucking party! Spence ate too much BBQ and puked all night, but other than that it was awesome.

That's my life. That's how we roll around here. Slutty and freaky 24/7. Sex, sex... and more sex. Hey... that's... Trailer Park Living.

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