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10/07/2019 

The World's Trashiest Strip Club
Category: Roleplay Stories

PERVERTED WHITE TRASH DEBAUCHERY... FUN FUCKIN AND FREAKY SHIT... OH HELL YEAH!!... ENJOY PERVERTS

STORY : MY MAMA AND I RUNNING THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST STRIP CLUB... IT'S FUN... IT'S FREAKY... IT'S A CUM BLAST... FOLLOW OUR TWISTED PERVERTED ADVENTURES... AND AWAY WE GOOOOOOOO...

"500... 600... 700..."

"Beth... have you seen James? I need to talk to him."

"Yeah Jessica. He's downstairs "trying out" a new stripper. I think her name is Nadia. She's a pornstar."

Fucking another stripper? My man is horny as hell."

"Yes he is darlin. Yes, he sure is. My son loves to fuck. Always has."

"Well... I'll wait up here for him. I don't wanna interrupt him "trying out" another employee. I ran into him "trying out" a bartender. It was fun as hell, but I'll let him have his fun himself this time.

My wife... one of em... Jessica Simpson, sits down and waits for me in my office. I share it with my mama Beth (Beth Chapman). She helps me run the strip club. She does most of the running actually. It's... THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST STRIP CLUB. It's real popular. All the freaky folk stop by and get a lap dance, a beer, some weed... or some pussy. It's a full service strip club. We got it all here.

Mama is counting the afternoon take. Jessica sits back and waits... chewing on her gum, twirling it with her finger. Jessica is so damn beautiful. She's one of my wives that doesn't work at the club. Most of em do, but a few don't. I got a whole mess of wives and baby mamas. Like I said, most of em work for me. I run the club, pimp, sell some extracuricular activity enhancements... I hustle.

The phone rings. Mama picks it up. It's me. "Mama... get down to the downstairs, men's bathroom fast! Hurry!"

"OK baby. I'm coming!" Mama hangs up and hurriedly heads downstairs.

"Is James OK?" Jessica asks.

"He said to get downstairs fast." Mama tells her. They both hurry down to the men's bathroom.

Mama hurries in the door and sees me sitting on the sink counter, pornstar Nadia White riding me. My cum is everywhere. My dick is in Nadia's tight ass. I see mama and Jessica.

"I've cum in Nadia ass three times already. My cum is every damn where. I can't stop fucking Nadia's sweet ass. DAMN... IT FEELS GOODDDDDDDD!!" I yell out. Nadia smiles at me and blows me a kiss.

"YES IT FUCKING DOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK IN MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Nadia screams out, squirting again. Mama kneels down and licks my cum off of my big balls. She holds her gray cowboy hat on, as she dines on my gooey jizz.

I pull Jessica to me and kiss her. Nadia kisses us too. Mama licks my cum off the sink counter too. She's a cum whore... especially for mine. I just smile and kiss, loving my life at that second.

Nadia cums once more from my ass banging, then I cum again, deep up her ass. I pull out and watch my cum shoot up to her green tank top. Jessica quickly sucks my cumming cock, downing my thick load, moaning very happily. She kisses Nadia, sharing my sweet cum with her.

Mama sucks me dry, pinching my left nipple. I play with mama and Jessica's awesome, natural boobs, as mama sucks me jizzless and Jessica and Nadia share my cum, as they kiss and suck tongues.

Mama softly bites and sucks my left nipple, pulling it, letting it plop back. She licks it quickly. God, that feels good. Nadia kneels down on the floor and sucks my cock and balls. Jessica sucks my right nipple.

"So, do I get the job?" Nadia asks, smiling up at me, raising her eyebrows, as she sucks me.

"You sure fucking do baby. Can you start tonight?"

"Yes."

"Good. Mama put Nadia on schedule and make sure she gets the good spots. I wanna keep her happy." I smile down at Nadia. She blows me a sexy kiss.

"OK sweetheart. I'll do it." Mama says, sucking my throbbing nipple real hard.

AFTER MY FUN IN THE BATHROOM...

I'm hanging out in the strippers dressing room smoking some Mary Jane with my aunt Sharon Osborne. She's my dad's sister. I love her hair. I love a chick with red hair. It's such a turn on. We puff and pass and puff and pass and relax.

Aunty Sharon has a crush on me. It's sweet. I get that a lot. I was born with very good DNA... at least on my mother's side. My father's too... maybe not from him personally, but his sisters and mom are all sexy.

"When are you gonna knock me up James? You've knocked up every other girl in Hollywood. When's Aunty Sharon's turn? You know I'm a good fuck. A freaky one too." Sharon winks at me, running her hand up my left leg. My cock starts tenting out my white sweet pants. Aunty Sharon... I love when she says that, with her sexy British accent... grabs my half hard cock and squeezes.

Sharon showcases her oral skills on me. "You know dearie... this is how I got Ozzy to marry me, and make me his manager. I know my way around a dick." Aunt Sharon tells me.

"You sure do aunt Sharon. You sure do." I tell her, pressing her head further down on my big dick. Sharon easily handles the first 9 inches... but gags on the last inch. Her saliva pours out. I push her head down further. My aunt pukes all over my cock and balls. She looks up at up and smiles. Sharon loves rough, nasty sex... and so do I, so we make a great match.

Aunt Sharon finally downs the tenth inch of my hard throbbing man eat, licking my puke and saliva covered balls. I cum deep down her open throat. Sharon downs my gooey cum shake with delight. She gulps it all down quickly, smiling her sex smile at me, looking beautiful with my big dick lodged in her throat.

"Thanks auntie. I love your blowjob skillz." I tell her. Sharon blows me a big kiss, and licks me clean. I play with her beautiful, red hair, as she licks the cum, puke and saliva from my happy cock and empty balls.

Sharon sells a customer some blow at the bar, before she leaves. I split it with her. She's my aunt, and a great fuck, so I love her... like I said, we make a great match.

BACK IN MAMA'S OFFICE...

Mama is playing with her sweet, blonde pussy and huge, natural melons, watching my pregnant wife, porn queen, Gianna Michaels give a lap dance to a rich, old guy in a suit. Her huge, natural, milk filled jugs are swaying, as she grinds her gorgeous, pregnant ass all over his lap. We have cameras in every room... private or not.

I walk in and see mama pleasuring herself, so I join her watching Gianna. I walk over behind mama's chair and watch the camera. "Gianna can really dance. I'm not even a lesbian, but I wanna fuck her." Mama says to me, reaching back and softly biting my cock, through my white sweat pants.

Gianna leans back into the customer, grinding that awesome, 4 months pregnant ass all over his crotch. She rubs the side of his gray bearded face. You can see them talking about something, then you see the old, rich guy hands Gianna some money. She counts it, then holds it up to the camera. She hands him a bag of weed for later. It's $550. He wants a titty fuck too. My wife has the most amazing melons. I fuck em all the time. Gianna gets on her knees and pulls out the fat dick, licking it. She drools her spit all over it, rubbing it in. She blows a kiss up at the camera, knowing I'm watching.

Mama pulls my pants down and bites all over my super thick cock. I groan. Mama smiles and squeezes my ass, pulling me into her mouth. She bobs her blonde head on my big dick and devours it happily.

Gianna sucks the fat dick for a minute, then wraps her huge, milk jugs around it, shaking them all over it. She pumps her titties on that fat, old cock, licking the head, as the precum oozes out.

Mama deepthroats me, not gagging at all. I pull out and kiss her, then bend mama over the desk and smack that phat ass hard. I spread her cheeks and run my tongue up her tight ass, eating her out. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... TOSS MY SALAD BABY... EAT MY ASS!!" Mama shakes her thick, mature ass on my happy face. I lick her out, smacking her ass over and over.

Gianna let's the old guy pound her titties, while she squeezes her nipples, shooting her delicious breast milk all over his ready to explode cock. He pumps his thick wad all over Gianna's perfect melons, while her milk shoots everywhere. Gianna pumps out every drop of jizz from the customer. She licks the tip of his cock, tasting his cum, smacking her lips. Gianna gets up and wipes off her tits, fixing her pink bikini top back.

I booty bang mama, as she bends over the desk. Her ass is so tight and warm, I shake my head, loving it. I reach under her and squeeze those massive, 38F tits, as they hang down and flop wildly, from the booty banging. I squeeze mama's tits the whole time I plow up her ass.

Mama squirts all over me, as I plow harder and faster, stretching out that super sexy ass, each time I drill up it. I push all the way up her ass and start cumming. Mama pulls away and kneels down, engulfing my cumming cock, sucking down her thick, gooey drop of sex cream. Mama moans so slutty, as she drinks down my load, jerking my thick bas, as she sucks the top half, rubbing her tongue underneath my cock so fast, her lips gripping my thick shaft so damn tight.

"Sexiest mama on earth!" I look down and tell mama. She's so fucking gorgeous. Mama smiles big, around my cock in her mouth, and tickles my very happy balls.

I walk out back to get some air... and smoke some weed. I see another stripper of mine, Sofia Vergara selling a customer some weed. He offers her $300 for a bj too. She takes the money and kneels down in the alley, pulling out his cock. The guy must be a huge fan, because as soon as Sofia out her gorgeous, full, cherry red lips around his skinny cock, he came. I laughed. That's a $300 second. Sofia sucked out his jizz, as the guy apologized and ran off. She spit it out, wiping her mouth and cursing him in Spanish.

I walked over and winked at her. Sofia winked at me. She opened up and I started pissing in her mouth. Damn, pissing in Sofia Vergara's mouth, in the alleyway behind my strip club... it's priceless. Sofia happily drank my urine down, not spilling a drop. She sucked me dry and kissed my big white dick and balls all over. Sofia is one of my favorite strippers. "Thanks papi. That other loser made me mad, but you made some smile. Love you James." Sofia blows me a big, sexy kiss.

"Anytime baby... Any time." I wink at her.

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