"I love it, baby!"

Blowing Kelly a kiss. Getting one back.

God. She's licking my tip, smiling up at me, all super charged and shit.

Taking a deep toke of my blunt then putting it back on the table by the tattoo chair. Exhaling.

My tattoo dude Dave... older biker dude with a bunch of tattoos, big guy, long gray hair and long, scruffy beard... is finishing up the final part of my full dick and balls tattoo. It's some gold flames wrapping around the base of my cock. Kelly's keeping me distracted by playing with the head of my cock. That keeps my dick up too. Makes it easier for Dave to do his job.

Kelly's on her knees in front of the chair, laughing and kissing all over the mushroom crown. It's already tattooed with shiny gold stars all over it... like the rest of my fourteen inch dick, and my big meaty balls are. I gotta say, it's a damn cool tattoo. A little painful, but cool as shit.

"MWAH!" Kelly kisses the tip of my dick, a drop of precum oozing out to glaze her lips. She quickly licks it off them and smacks her lips. "Yum." She grins, and winks at me. Nice and naughty.

"Wow... you're really good, Dave." Kelly admires Dave's tattoo skills. She looks over my dick and balls both, not wanting to move either at all while Dave's finishing up the final part of the art work.

"Thanks. It's my job. I enjoy it. It's only my second dick tattoo though."

"Oh really? What was your first?" Kelly asks.

"Mine."

"You're joking. You tattooed your own dick? No way." She laughs.

"Hell yeah. I'll show you when I'm done."

"I've gotta see this, babe." Kelly blows me a kiss and giggles, rubbing my thighs as Dave puts the finishing touches on the last part of the gold flames, on the underside of my dick. He's lifting it up to get under there. Kelly helps him out, holding my enormous, hard dick up herself, for him. She laps at the tip, then she wickedly winks and grins at me once more. Sexy bitch. Ha.

"There. Whadduya think?" Dave points me to the full length mirror. I get up, my giant, completely tattooed cock bouncing in front of me.

"I absolutely love it, baby. God... that's the most gorgeous cock ever. My God. I wanna fuck it right now. Hehehe." Kelly stands behind me, reaching around and stroking my enormous, bulging rod as we both check it out in the mirror. Kelly smiles, really pleased. She holds the shaft up as she jerks it, so we can see the whole underside of my shaft, and really get a good look at all of the cool ass art work on my dick. Stars and flames. Bad ass as shit! Dave really came through.

"Ok, buddy, boy. Let's see yours." Kelly tells Dave. She and I kiss, then I head to the bathroom to piss.

"Sure." Dave unzips his jeans and whips out his self tattooed weiner. It's a real thick, uncircumcised dick. The tattoo is a skull and bones in black and silver, down both sides of his shaft. Kelly's impressed by his 1st person tattoo skills. She nods her kinky art appreciation approval.

"That's impressive, Dave. To be able to tattoo your own cock, on both sides like that, shows real talent. Nice dick too, by the way. Hehe." Kelly's horny smirk let's Dave know she's being honest about the cock compliment too.

"Thanks. Nice tits." He chuckles.

"These ol' things?" Kelly fakes humility. She knows just how perfect her 34FF knockers are. She pulls down her crème colored sports bra and let's them pour out over the top, shaking them around for ol' Dave's amusement. Naughty grinning the whole time. He laughs... and very closely ogles them. "Thanks." Kelly winks at Dave, then puts her titties away.

Kelly walks over to Dave, smirking, looking down at his very thick, tattooed dick. She reaches out and tickles down the fat, veiny shaft with her long crème colored nails. "Very nice dick." Kelly grins, and gently rubs it with her nails, watching it closely. It twitches, making Kelly giggle.

"You busy tomorrow?" She asks. Still happily watching that big ass, tattooed dick hang and twitch under her skillful nail touch.

"No. It's my day off. Why?"

"Give me a call. I might have some work for you to do. Don't worry. It's a fun job... real fun." Kelly wickedly grins at Dave, and winks at him too. They both chuckle. My wife could talk anybody into anything. It's a gift... a real hot gift. Ha.

"Sure thing. I'll call ya." Dave smirks. He puts his dick away right before I walk back in. Kelly jumps up into my arms, and kisses me extra wild and horny. Her arms around my neck. Her long, luscious, super tight white jeans covered legs wrapped tight around my waist.

I wave to Dave, and Kelly and I head out, just like that. Kelly very excitedly licking, nibbling, and kissing all over my face and neck. Me, groping her beautiful butt cheeks, and grinning extra happy, as she does.

Dave shakes his head and smirks as he cleans up, another dick totally mesmerized by my wife's unmatched sexual awesomeness.

...

A little later, Kelly and I are in our red Cadillac with the crème interior at a strip mall not far from our house. Her blonde head bobbing in my lap as I blaze away on maybe the best weed I've ever smoked. Newman (Seinfeld)...Kelly's boss...hooked me up with it. He got it from one of his bitches at the office.

My window's down. Smoke pouring out of it, as Kelly slurps away on my cock. Her gorgeous, hot pink lipstick covered lips locked tight on my newly finished tattooed cock, pulling it up so tight with those smooth, lush lips every time she pulls back on it. Her long blonde hair being thrown around wildly by her as she shakes her head at the top of my cock, slurping it so fucking wild and furiously. God, it feels fucking amazing.

My right hand's on the top of her head as she bobs on my meat, slurping loud and proud on it, her tongue naughty dancing up and down the massive shaft as Kelly deepthroats me over and over. Her beautiful, wet and creamy pink lipstick smeared so obscenely all over my tattooed shaft.

The pressure her insanely tight lip lock is causing on my shaft combined with her intensified bobbing and wildly rapid tongue dancing all over my meat brings me explosive orgasm to bear quicker than usual.

"Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh." I grin. Smokey, happy, and feeling so good as my silky smooth cream rockets down Kelly's throat. She enthusiastically deep dives down on it...no gagging at all...her tongue licking all around my cum pumping, tattooed nuts, her lipstick smeared lips pressed into my crotch. My entire fourteen inches of shiny gold stars covered cock sucked down her throat.

Kelly moaning so happy, beaming with such fierce cum lust as a powerful barrage of fat, gooey semen globs rocket down her gullet, very quickly eaten down by my cum queen wife as she licks all around my nuts and coos her very delighted taste approval. My smokey grin couldn't be any wider. Oh cum spewing yeah, bitches. Ha.

"Yum, yum...give me some more. Hehehe. Yummy, my king. God, I love your cum." Kelly loudly pops her heavenly talented mouth off of my mushroom crown, shaking her blonde head around all cum crazed and shit as she does it several times in a row. She laps at my tip, then kisses it, then playfully bites it, driving me fucking wild in the process. My wife fucking RULES!

Kelly finally lets my drained dick rest. She sits up, smiling at me so sexually happy and still turned on. I laugh and wink at my uber fine, 55 year old wife. She blows me a huge, happy kiss, then fixes her lipstick in the mirror on her side as I scope out the parking lot.

I see an old dude, about 75 or so, over at the bank ATM across the parking lot. Chubby guy. Thick gray hair. White polo shirt and beige shorts and flip flops on. I watch him walk back to his car, passing right in front of ours. He stares at Kelly through the front window, bumping into our car. Kelly and I laugh. He waves as a way of saying he's sorry, still gawking hard at my wife finishing putting on her lipstick.

Kelly...always the tease...smiles and waves at him. Winking at him too. She giggles, enjoying the attention. I reach over and grab her left breast, squeezing it through her crème colored sports bra to tease the horny old dude. I shake Kelly's huge tit around as I squeeze it nice and hard...just like she loves.

Kelly moans her very happy approval, still smiling at the old dude, making sure to slowly lick around those super succulent, wet and creamy, hot pink lipstick covered lips of hers, pursing them extra sexy for the old guy as I manhandle her huge, heaving breast.

The horny old guy stands there in front of our car, watching it all, licking his own lips as he stares in awe at my wife, and her immense beauty and fiery sexual heat.

I'm grinning, enjoying playing with Kelly's hefty tit, and enjoying teasing the old dude. Kelly smiling so turned on, oozing with lusty delight. She leans over and kisses me as the old guy watches, caressing my face so perfectly, her cummy tongue dancing all over mine as our lips fuck beautifully.

The old dude swallows hard, takes a deep breath, then starts to walk back to his car...a silver Mercedes. Kelly waves, and blows him a kiss, sexy giggling too as I keep playing with her breast.

I kiss her neck and her cheek, whispering a naughty idea, then nibbling her ear. Kelly giggles again, loving my idea. She kisses me once more and checks her hair in the mirror, waves to me, very playfully shaking her eyebrows at me, and smiles extra naughty...then she gets out of our car and strolls over to the old dude's Mercedes.

Damn. I watch Kelly walk over there. Tall. Trim, but extra curvy in all the right places. Those long, super smooth legs in that super short and right, white leather miniskirt with the white pumps on. Those massive, all natural 34FF breasts jiggling away in her crème colored sports bra. FUCKING HOT BITCH WALKING. WOO! God, my wife's fucking gorgeous as all hell. (Shaking my head in awe)

Kelly walks over to the passenger's side and gets right in, waving all sexy once more at me. The old dude doesn't protest at all at Kelly getting in his car. She's working her magic again...he's just another mesmerized fan. Ha.

I kick back in our red Cadillac and chill, smoking and smirking. Knowing Kelly is in full-on hot bitch mode. And oh, how fun that is.

I glance over and see Kelly smiling real sexy, chatting with the old dude. She's laying on the Kelly charm extra thick.

Kelly all of a sudden pulls her sports bra down, showing the horny old bastard the greatest tits ever, up close and very personal. She swings them around a little for him, smiling that trademark, uber sexy Kelly smile.

The old bastard stares real hard at them, jaw dropped and all. Ha. My wife's tits do that a lot. A whole fucking lot. They're that perfect and mind blowing.

He starts playing with them. Fondling and groping them as he gawks hard and drools. Kelly laughing, absolutely loving the attention. My wife fucking loves all of the horny attention she gets from all of her adoring fans. It gets her super hot and nice and wet too. Oh yeah. I can certainly attest to that. Ha.

Kelly pulls the old guy to her totally awesome rack, rubbing his old face all over those massive knockers, laughing and wickedly smiling away. I laugh too. Rubbing my cock. Still smoking.

A few minutes later, I can tell that Kelly's jerking the old guy off. She's whispering in his ear all sexy as fuck as she does it, driving him crazy. I know cause she does it to me all the time. Ha.

I just smile. Dude's hooked. And that's gonna pay off shortly.

I see the dude lay back in his seat and make a cum face. Kelly grins wickedly and jerks his wad out all over his steering wheel. Her huge titties jiggling around so fucking beautifully. Her tongue out, teasing the old bastard, as she watches his very mature cream splash all over the wheel.

I keep on smoking. Confident and Kelly crazed. Loving my amazing wife so fucking much.

A minute later. The old dude starts his car then drives Kelly over to the ATM. He gets out and gets some cash out of the machine, and gets back in his Mercedes.

He drives back over to my car and Kelly gets out. The dude hands her a piece of paper through the window and they wave and say goodbye, then my wife strolls back into our car. A huge, happy smile plastered all over that perfect milf face.

"So?" I casually ask, with a smirk. I already know the answer.

"TAH DAH!" Kelly laughs fanning out a big wad of cash with both hands, smiling so fucking happy and horny, fanning herself with the money and laughing.

"Haha! My baby." I lean in and kiss my wife. She moans into my mouth. So pleased with herself. So turned on by what she did. Smiling wide as we swap happy couple spit.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let me see. Hmmmm..." Kelly counts the dough. I lean back in my seat and smoke. So fucking happy with my woman.

"30...35...40 grand, baby. Hehe. Yum." Kelly happily throws the money up in the air, giggling and grinning away.

40 grand for about ten minutes. Now that's a profitable handjob. 20 grand a piece. Boo yah, bitches! Ha.

"Great job, love. You're the best." I grin and wink at my wife. She blows me a sexy kiss back, and shakes her sports bra contained jugs around for me. We're both real happy. Money rules. My wife does too. Even more so.

"He begged me for a blowjob." Kelly shows me the piece of paper the old dude gave her. It's got his number on it. "I told him I'd think about it." Kelly smiles real wide. She throws me a cocky wink too. Damn, my wife fucking rocks! Works a dude for 40Gs, and dazzles the fuck outta me afterwards with her uber sexy self. Oh yeah.

If she can get 40 grand outta him for a handjob, how much can she get for a blowjob? My wife, the cock tease queen. Best I ever done seen. Ha.

...

The next day...

I took my mom Beth (Beth Chapman) out to lunch. Kelly stayed home. She said she was getting Dave to come over and help her move something out of the basement.

"Thanks for lunch, baby. It was delicious... especially the dessert." Mom winks at me. We had some really tasty chocolate pie... and she blew me in my car afterwards. I made sure to feed her my whipped cream topping afterwards. It was massive and extra gooey too. Ha.

We head inside her house to chill for a few. I watch that sweet ass milf booty wiggle it's way in front of me. Her tight white velour shorts hugging those thick booty cheeks perfectly. Two big hams jostling in those super soft, white shorts. I just have to reach out and squeeze 'em. Mom looks back at me and grins real damn sexy... extra happy about it.

Back at home... The basement moving is going rather well...

"Damn, baby. You can sure suck a dick. Suck that shit, bitch."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My pleasure. Hehehe." Kelly's on her knees in front of Dave, in the basement, behind a stack of boxes we have down there. I don't know if they've moved much or not, but, it seems like Kelly's happy with the progress, so that's all that matters anyway. Haha.

65 year old Dave pushes 55 year old Kelly's long blonde haired head further down on his uncut monster. His foreskin rippling down off of the bulging head as Kelly's mouth plunges further down his meat. His matching skull and bones tattoos on either side of his thick and veiny shaft make Kelly smile as her mouth travels down that meaty cock.

Kelly's eyes are looking up at Dave. He's growling away. She laughs around his cock, plunging all the way down on it. Every last inch sucked down her throat. He shakes his head around, growling even louder. Both of Dave's big rough hands grabbing Kelly's head as she licks his hairy nuts. All that gray public hair not turning her off at all. Dude's extra hairy. It's everywhere. Kelly licks and sucks him with intense cock and balls gobbling delight anyway.

"Here it cums, baby. ARGH! AHH!" Dave grunts, holding Kelly's head all the way down on his veiny cock. Those thick veins all over his dick throbbing mightily as his cum pumps violently down her quick swallowing throat.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Kelly coos as the rush of creamy jizz explodes down her throat. She smiles, licking all around those very hairy nuts as the cum keeps shooting down her gullet, quenching her immense cum lust. She just keeps swallowing. Dave's excited grip on her long blonde haired head is tight, so she can't move her head around anyway.

Dave releases his tight grip when he finally finishes cum dumping down Kelly's throat. She pulls off of his uncircumcised dick, taking a deep breath, and grinning wickedly. She laps at the hooded tip of his dick, collecting one last drop of cream on her tongue, immediately swallowing that down as well. She smiles again, and tickles his big hairy balls. They both laugh, both very satisfied with the "moving" job so far.

"Damn, doll. You're one top notch cocksucker. WHEW! DAMN! THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT! WHOA!" Dave takes a deep breath, and grabs the beer he put on top of one of the boxes. He chugs it down, belches, and smirks at Kelly. She winks up at him.

"Well, thanks. I do enjoy sucking such sexy cocks as this. Hahaha." Kelly sucks Dave's half hard dick. All the way down again. Shaking her head around wildly when she bottoms out on it. She pulls all the way back off of it, and winks up at him again. Smiling so wickedly, then tickling his big hairy nuts once more.

Dave's half hard, but still mighty cock jumps so excitedly from the intensely awesome sensations from my wife's world class cock work.

"God damn! I need some pussy now!" He quickly lifts Kelly up, and swings her around, bending her roughly over a stack of boxes, and slapping her sweet, smooth ass nice and hard. Kelly loves rough sex, so she screams out happily/excitedly and laughs, smiling back over her shoulder at the big old, long gray haired biker behind her. Kelly plays with his long, scruffy, gray beard, giggling and moaning contently as Dave roughly fingers her twat, preparing it for some hardcore pussy pounding. Her pulls out a condom with his free hand, and quickly slides it on his excitedly throbbing cock.

Back at mom's house...

"More. More. Haha." Mom wants more beer on her tits. She's definitely gonna get it.

I'm sitting on her living room couch. She's on her knees on front of me, her 38F boobs wrapped around my pounding hard, fourteen inch dick, as I pour some nice cold... great feeling on my cock... beer all over my tattooed dick, and her enormous, natural tits. Fucking messy as all hell... and beautiful as all hell too. Ha.

Mom shakes those beer soaked knockers all over my meat. It's twitching like crazy, jumping around in between those gorgeous boobs as my mom wildly fucks my soaked dick with them. FUCKING AWESOME 101, BABY!

Mom slurps my beer coated monster, winking up at me all extra naughty and shit. Throwing her long, wavy blonde hair around as she wildly slurps my dick. She also keeps on mercilessly pumping my dick with those awesome, super hefty knockers non-stop.

I pop open another can of Bud, and start pouring it all over my excitedly lurching dick and her milky white, massive, cock gobbling tits, mom laughing, and furiously fucking my beer slickened, shiny gold stars covered cock like a sex crazed wild woman in heat... yeah... it's fitting. Ha.

"God, I'm gonna cum." I lay my head back, dropping the empty beer can, and groan so happily. Mom leans her long blonde haired head over, and starts voraciously sucking my giant fucking cock. Bobbing fast and furious on it. Slurping it extra loud and slutty. That's it. It's cum time, bitches.

As mom fucks my extra thick and long cock super fast with those incredibly beautiful, enormous, beer soaked tits of hers, I start jizz dumping in her mouth. She very happily eats it up, furiously bobbing her head as she sucks down my silky smooth, gooey load, moaning loud and proud as she drinks her loving son's mighty load. Every drop. Every single drop swallowed down with extreme, cum craving gusto. Her massive tits pumping my massive load out. Her mouth drinking it all down real quick, extra happy, and totally, totally cum slut crazed and all. FUCK! JUST FUCK! My smile couldn't get any happier or any bigger. My blue eyes closed. My body tingling all over. God bless beer... and slutty moms. Ha. Hell fucking yeah, bitches! Ha!

"Now that's my kinda cocktail." Mom says to me, licking all around my twitching cock head, and laughing. We both do.

I wink at mom as she lovingly sucks me cum dry. Totally and perfectly.

My mom's awesome. We always have so much kinky fun together. Beer or no beer. Just being with her is kinky enough. Oh hellz yeahhhhhhh! Ha.

Meanwhile, back at home... in the basement...

"TAKE THAT DICK, BABY! TAKE IT! HELL YEAH! HAHA!" Dave slaps Kelly's ass again, yanking hard on her long blonde hair too. He's deep dicking her good with his thick and veiny, condom covered dick. Kelly's bent over some boxes, her 34FFs flopping around so perfectly under her... her raging hard, twitching nipples brushing on the cardboard boxes, sending electric sensations shooting through her mind blowing knockers... from the hard-core force of Dave's powerful pussy pounding.

"WOO-HOO! YEAH! HAHAHA! DO IT, DAVE! POUND THAT PUSSY, BABY! YEAH! WOO-HOO! HAHAHA!" Kelly's enjoying it. She's smiling real happy, swinging her head around. Her long blonde hair flying. Dave slapping her ass and pulling hard on her hair some more.

"God damn! I love this fucking pussy, baby! WOO!" Dave's swinging his head around too. His long gray hair and beard swaying. His tattoos beaming in the light. His thick ass, very veiny dick throbbing outta control in Kelly's wildly quivering snatch. He slaps her ass again, driving his hooded meat balls deep up her coochie harder and harder and HARDER! The force slamming Kelly's hard clit into the boxes, making her scream out with rough sex loving delight. Her pounding hard clit thumping non-stop as she gets pussy pummeled by the old biker tattoo guy. His hairy belly slapping against Kelly's lower back as he thrusts into her coochie with powerful, wicked lust driven force.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! WOO!!!!!" Kelly squirts... right as Dave does. He grunts real loud, and shoots his wad so fucking hard into his condom. He slams into Kelly's squirting snatch as the cum shotgun blasts from his thick ass dick.

"GOD DAMN!!! WOO!!!! THAT'S SOME SWEET ASS PUSSY, BABY! HAHA! WOO!!! YEAHHHH, HAHAHA!" Dave slaps Kelly's perfectly jiggly butt once more, grinning extra wide and happy, growling too. He yanks back on Kelly's long blonde hair, watching her smile wide and coo nice and horny. He laughs. He reaches under her and roughly manhandles those totally awesome and huge, all natural titties of hers. Squeezing and shaking them hard and horny. His big rough hands working them over extra rough and rowdy. Kelly moans, and wickedly smirks, back over her shoulder at Dave, very much turned on by the hardcore boob groping.

"Did we actually move anything?" Dave asks as he plays with Kelly's hanging hooters, smirking away.

"Hmmmm... I don't think so. Oh well... this was way more fun anyway." Kelly winks mischievously, over her shoulder, at Dave. They both laugh. Kelly has a very Kelly way of making moving shit a whole lot more fun that it normally is. Ha.

When I get home later, Kelly again greets me at the door. She immediately unties her skimpy, white silk robe and lets it slide off of her incredibly lush, perfect body. My tall, blonde beauty wife dazzling me like no one else can.

She smiles and giggles, jumping into my arms and kissing me with such intense love and extra horny lust. We fuck right there. Just inside the front door... on the carpet. My wife has the absolutely best way ever of welcoming me home. Every freaking awesome time. Haha. Check ya next time. Peace, peeps.