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06/27/2022 

Mama and Me Ep. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

Incest... Interracial... Mature... Big Tits... Cosplay... Office Sex... Cheating... Bondage... Sexual Submission/Domination... Gloryholes... Public Sex... And, Oh My God... Piss... Piss... Piss... Freaky/Funky Fun Shit To The Max In This Series... Read On And Wank On, Bitches

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Episode 01 : The Easter Bunny Just Fucked My Ass!

The Stars :

Mama (Kelly Madison)

Me (James/Me)

Mama And Me World International Universal HQ...

"Where's my son?"

"Umm... The last that I heard, he was in the 13th floor bathroom filming some stuff."

The wickedly tickled smirk my mom is sporting shines real bright... and extra mischievously.

"As him... or as The Easter Bunny?"

"Easter Bunny, I believe." Rita and mom share a sexy laugh.

My mom's secretary Rita Cosby... the former Fox News host... is correct. I am indeed in the world famous 13th floor bathroom... more on that later... dressed up as the Easter Bunny... more on that very shortly... ass fucking Amy Schumer on the bathroom floor while it's being filmed for our, Mama And Me streaming service.

Hell... let's get to the freaky shit already...

"AHHH!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! YOUR DICK'S SO FUCKING BIG IN MY ASS, MR EASTER BUNNY! MY GOD!!!!!

I'm fucking that thick bitch ass like I own it... which I basically do. Amy works for me. She's in love with me too, so yeah... I own it.

Full on Easter Bunny costume on. White all over. Furry. Huge hands, feet, and floppy bunny ears. Nice, white fluffy tail. Big ass carrot that I'm chewing on. Real shit. Pimp bunny shit.

It's a fun thing we do here whenever I'm in the mood. Which is quite often. Different peeps play the Easter Bunny. Sometimes, we even break out the full on Easter Bunny Sex Squad. Yep... the full, funky squad. That's more of a special occasion type thing though. Ha.

Gripping Amy's thick hips, nice and tight. Driving fourteen inches of Easter Bunny dick, deep up that dripping wet coochie pie, nice and hard and rough. My oh fucking my.

Bob's filming it. Smoking a cigarette while his bitch, tennis queen Serena Williams holds the boom mic up. She's in a skimpy ass white bikini top and tight daisy dukes and flip flops. I wink over at her. She laughs, and blows me a real sexy kiss.

Serena fluffed me real nice before the scene. I didn't really need the help, but hey, she's Serena Fucking Williams, and she wanted to suck my cock. I ain't stupid, dude.

Jesus! Amy's got a tight ass! I've only got about nine inches of tattooed... small gold stars with white trim from the very tip of my dick to the very base of my big ass balls... dick up in there cause it's so damn tight. Fuck! Her anal muscles are clenching down so tight on my fat, bunny dick, it can't even throb from the beautifully electric sensations racing through it. Damn! I keep fucking that big ol' butt as hard as I can though. Gritting my teeth, slapping that slightly sweaty white ass, and moving inward and upward... Deep Inside Amy Schumer's cock eating rectum. (The place to be... for me... The Easter Bunny... Baby!)... (Yeah... Easter Bunny got rhymes, baby)

The carrot is hanging from the corner of my big, white and furry bunny mouth. My hips are driving hard, fast, and deep into Amy's butt, throwing as much of my fat, tattooed meat up there as can possibly fit.

Amy's screaming, creaming, and beaming. Her thick body's shaking, vibrating, and palpitating from the intense bunny anal bang I'm giving the bitch. Her big ass sweaty titties flopping around furiously under her, rubbing the newly jizz mopped tile floor in the bathroom. We're by the sinks. Bob's in front of us, zooming in on Amy's wildly wobbling, glistening with sweat DDs. Serena's beside him, wickedly licking her full, sensuous lips as she holds that big ass mic up. Her large black nipples thumping extra hard in that white bikini top.

"Oh! Uh!" I start Easter Bunny skeet shooting up Amy's butt. I slap her right butt cheek again with my big ass white bunny hand. Nice and hard. She happily screams out, and purrs real sexy. Squirting like a maniac as my jizz shoots non stop up her hershey highway, flooding it, and painting the whole damn thing real jizzy white. Bunny jizzy white. Easter fucking Bunny jizzy white. Blast after blast, after blast, after Easter Bunny sex goo blast. That's how we roll, up in the bunny hood, bitch!

"WHEW!" I take a deep breath.

"GOD DAMN! THAT WAS AWESOME! WOO-HOO!!!" Amy's happy.

I take a bite out of the carrot and salute the camera. "Say it, bitch." I slap Amy's thick ass again with my big, furry white hand.

"The Easter Bunny Just Fucked My Ass!.... And, I loved it! Yeahhhh! Hahahahaha! WOO! Mmmmmmmmmmmm." She blows the camera a big slutty kiss, while I very mischievously shake my Easter Bunny eyebrows all nice and naughty at the camera, as we fade to black with me eating that big ass carrot... Easter Bunny pimp style.

"The 13th floor bathroom strikes again." Bob jokes as he puts the camera on the counter.

"Oh yeah." Serena hurriedly puts the mic down, all super turned on by my Easter Bunny butt bang antics. She grabs Bob's bulge, and motions me over. I bunny pimp smirk, and hand Amy the last half of the carrot for a snack.

I make my merry way over to Serena, and stand beside Bob. Serena's kneeling in front of Bob and I, sucking Bob's 70 year old dick, then my cum dripping, 20 year old one, cooing very happily as my cum drips out all over her tongue.

"OK... Back to jizz mopping, babe." I tell Amy. She blows me a sexy kiss, and gives me a thumbs up as she gets up, and fixes her skin tight, black leather mini skirt. She heads into one of the stalls, to continue her nice and naughty job.

That's Amy's job. Mopping up the jizz all over the office. Right now, it's in the 13th floor bathroom. The world famous site of my very infamous anal piss bang of my sugar mama Kathie Lee Gifford and a pretty buzzed Sofia Vergara that made the news two years ago, all over the world. Sofia told everybody about it... and showed the video of it also... to get back at her cheating husband. Made the restroom quite infamous. We have tours coming through the place all the time, and they all wanna see the 13th floor bathroom.

Anyway, We encourage our employees... male and female... to pleasure themselves as much as possible at work... as long as it doesn't interfere with their job, of course. That's where Amy comes in. Mopping up the after effects of all of that. Except... she doesn't actually use a mop. She uses her tongue and mouth. Yep... Amy happily laps it all up, and drinks it. Cum and piss both. Cleaning everything off of the urinals, toilets and floors. A real slutty job for a real kinky slut. Bitch begged me for a job, so I gave her one. Hey... I'm a nice guy. I can't help it.

Back upstairs, by Rita's desk...

"Did you Harry to be on his best behavior with Tyra?"

"Yes, Kelly. I made it very clear to him that he should be very respectful to James' girl."

"Good. I know his reputation, and I know it's gonna be very, very hard for him to behave around Tyra. Especially when he gets his beady little eyes in those boobs of hers, up close and personal." Mom smirks once more.

"Oh yeah. He went crazy for mine yesterday... again. He sat me down in his office and gave me his typical sweet, horny Harry speech. Massaging my shoulders and everything. Next thing you know, I was laid out on his desk, and he was straddling my boobs, fucking them silly. I have to admit though, that was pretty fun. Haha."

"Yeah. Harry can definitely be very charming... and fun... when he wants to be." Mom winks at Rita. She knows all about our longtime family friend and Head Of Talent. He's a true legend in Hollywood. A real cool, 82 year old legend with almost 60 years of agent experience, and for having a real Weinstein-esque rep for being extremely, extremely horny... and using it to his very kinky advantage. Only difference is, nobody's canceled or Me Too'ed him... yet. He's too nice, and likable. Peeps just put up with it, and kinda laugh it off. The ol' "that's just Harry being Harry" type of thing.

My chick Tyra is a milk chocolate mixed beauty, built much like my mom. Tall, thin and trim, long smooth legs. And... insanely perfect, huge natural jugs. 32G to be exact. Peeps goes nuts for her... just like they do for my mom. They're amazed that a woman can be that beautiful and thin with such huge natural tits. Hey... she's totally amazing... and she's mine. (Happy Easter Bunny pimp smile)

Anyway, Tyra's looking to make it in Hollywood. She's already been in a bunch of videos with me... Easter Bunny me, and regular me... but, she also wants to do some mainstream stuff too, so I'm getting Harry to help her with that. That's what he does. Well... that, and his likable Weinstein stuff and all. His 60 years of experience "making" stars should come in real handy. As long as he doesn't get too "likable Weinstein" and all.

"Will you call Kim and ask her to come to my office, please? I need to talk to her about something."

"Sure, Kelly." Rita calls Kim K herself. Yep. Kim Kardashian. She's our VP of Marketing.

Over in Kim's office...

"Oh my God! Oh my God! GOD! You're really horny today, Mr Easter Bunny. Hehe."

(Phone ringing)

"YES! Fuck that pussy, you naughty rabbit, you. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmm." Kim reaches over on her desk and grabs the phone, smiling so happy, so sexually happy indeed, her pussy being thumped royally by another Easter Bunny. We're everywhere, dude.

Her smooth, luscious legs wrapped tight around the Easter Bunny's white furry waist as he dicks down Kim K herself on her desk.

Kim's white silk blouse ripped open. Her white satin bra, with those luscious DDs inside, on display. Her gold mini skirt hiked up around her waist as she gets pussy thumped by the horny ass Easter Bunny.

"Yes? OH MY GOD, YESSSSSSSSS???? Hehe. Oh, hey, Rita.... Ok. I'll be there shortly. I've got a little something going on... and in me... at the moment. Hehehe. Oh yeah... It's definitely good. Hehe. OK... be there shortly."

"Heyyyy... my something isn't little." Spence (The King Of Queens) jokes. His pasty white Easter Bunny face goofy grinning from floppy bunny ear to floppy bunny ear as he thinks that Kardashian cunt senseless, driving those furry bunny hips hard into Kim's coochie. His super fat, pale pink, hooded bunny dick plowing her non stop, dripping wet with Kim's delicious cum.

"Oh my God! It definitely isn't little. Uhh! Sorry. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmm. Hurry up and cum in me. I've got to go see Kelly about something. You naughty, naughty bunny. Hehe."

"OK!!!!" Right on cue, Spence starts shooting his thick and creamy bunny seed deep up Kim K's insanely beautiful, wildly quivering snatch. She pulls him in as deep as he'll go with her legs, giggling away at his big bunny head shaking around in Easter Bunny cum euphoria. She plays with his big, white and floppy bunny ears as he shakes spastically, and cum dumps in her pussy. Spence's loud, goofy grunts echo out through her office every time he shoots another thick, bunny cum rope inside her.

"Whew! BRRRR!" Spence shakes that huge bunny head around, the intensely awesome post cum sensations overtaking him. Kim giggles again, rubbing his furry bunny face, then playfully smacking it.

"Good job, Mr Easter Bunny. Now... go hop away, back down your horny bunny trail. I've got business to take care of. Hehe."

"Ok. Thanks for the pussy, Kim. Easter Bunny out." Spence grins all goofy in that huge, white Easter Bunny head and gives Kim a big, furry thumbs up, then hops away, all bunny like, out of her office. His extra large carrot between his legs, flopping away as he goes.

Kim giggles again, laying back on her desk, and softly rubbing her clit. Just another day at the office for us.

...

"She's coming over shortly. Sounds like she's having a real good time in her office." Rita winks at mom, grinning extra naughty as she moves around some papers on her desk.

"Oh... I'm sure she is, Rita. I'm sure she is. Haha." Mom laughs as she walks back into her office. The queen boss bitch of bitches around here. Hottest boss ever too. We're partners actually, but, she's still the boss to me. Best mom ever too. Dude, I'm in love. With my mom. (Happy, loving bunny son smile and thumbs up to that)

...

Welcome to Mama And Me, by the way. It's a little something my heavenly goddess mom and I started two years ago. Right before the whole Kathie Lee Gifford/Sofia Vergara/And me anal piss bang in the 13th floor bathroom thing. As a matter of fact, that happened like a week after we opened up. To the day, I believe.

Mama And Me is a streaming service. Geared towards the whole incest/freak fucking loving crowd. We explore a lot of other kinky fetishes here besides incest. We're just known best for it. I guess the name of the company has something to do with that. Ha.

If you're into freaky shit... then this is the place for you. Easter Bunny shit is on the milder side of things for us. It's fun. It's really popular with our fans too. We do a lot of Easter Bunny appearances for our extra pervy crowds. We did one at a local college a couple of weeks back that got extra freaky. An Easter Bunny rave, if you will. The college peeps dressed up as horny ass bunnies too. The cops shut us down. Fuck! It was a beautiful thing. The Easter Bunny Sex Squad partying with all those freaky ass college freaks. Thumping techno music, booze, weed, Molly, and wild bunny sex for everyone. It was a fucking blast. Mom walked around with her full body, bunny paint on. Posing for pics with everyone. Those 34FFs bouncing around everywhere, covered with white and pink bunny, body paint. Fucking awesome indeed. Keeping the rave alive. Ha.

...

I ditch the Easter Bunny costume, and head to the diner downstairs. I'm having lunch with my half sister Tina. She's a nurse. A real horny one. She's gotten pregnant by two patients, and the doctor she works for... at the doctor's office she works at. I've knocked her up once myself. I love it. I love all the milk her 36D titties squirt out all the time. I love drinking it. Especially while Tina rides me. It's absolutely one of my favorite things to do.

Tune in next time for more freaky fun... possibly even more Easter Bunny fun as well. Meet Tina. And, how much cum can Amy Schumer actually lick up, anyway? Find out. Peace.

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