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Mardi Gras... French Quarter... New Orleans... Our Hotel...

While Kelly's showering, I'm checking out some Mardi Gras uncensored footage on my laptop. Somebody beat us to the punch on some footage we shot in a few of the alleyways down the street from our hotel.

Kelly (Kelly Madison) and I went out with my mom (Beth Chapman) and Todd last night to check out the street level festivities around us. As you would expect it consisted of a lot of drunk, naked, wild ass partiers throwing and getting beads, pissing on the street... and on others... as well as your other, normal Mardi Gras type fun stuff.

Kelly was flashing everyone in the vicinity. She got so many fucking beads, I had to give a lot of 'em away to other slutty flashers just so we could walk down the street without being buried under an avalanche of 'em.

I love my wife so fucking much. She was having a total blast sipping on a hurricane and shaking those 1000% natural 34FFs around for everyone. And I was having a fucking blast watching her do it. Todd was too. He was filming everything for us. I did some filming too, but I let Todd handle most of it. I had my hard ass dick buried in Kelly's beautiful butt for a good portion of the evening, so filming was made way easier with our assistant handling it.

Kelly and I would stop in a dark alley after she would flash a group of flash crazed freaks and get a bunch of beads. She would put her hands on the brick wall of one of the buildings, and I would pound her butt from behind. Some of the time peeps would see us and cheer us on... "FUCK THAT BITCH... FUCK THAT BITCH" and such, and they would watch us... and film us too. The rest of the time, I just butt fucked my super gorgeous blonde wife in the privacy of a public alleyway. It was freaking awesome for sure.

Kelly was buzzed big time the whole night. I don't know how many hurricanes and Bud Lites she drank, but they kept her free and funky... and super horned up.

Mom had a blast too. Her 38Fs and her cleanly shaved coochie got her a ton of beads too. Damn, watching my mom flash her massive titties and bare coochie had me so hard. I was getting waves of beads throw to me too cause of my fat ass dick flopping around on the street.

I jizzed Kelly's smooth, supple, and perfectly jiggly ass twice from all of the public butt fucking stops we made. It was dribbling out of her ass all night... she didn't wear her usual thong... and it even shoot out of there when she farted once, right after I jizzed her ass in an alley. Kelly was walking back to us and Todd was filming it when she turned around, and bent over... and farted while she laughed all crazy, mostly drunk. My jizz shot out of Kelly's ass, right towards Todd. He and I got a big kick out of that. He caught it on camera thankfully... and some of it actually got caught on the camera as well. Win/win. (Thumbs up)

Mom and I had some fun too. Todd and Kelly took off to film some hot footage down the street while my mom and I hung out with an old couple from Vegas.

The guy, Ed was pretty chill. 76 years old. He owns an electrical company. Kinda hairy. Gray hair pretty much everywhere. A beginner level beer belly. A real fat cock too. Real fat. Mom's eyes almost popped out of her head when she first saw it.

His wife, Patty is younger than Ed. She's in her early 60's. Kinda short. Dark brown hair. Nice, C cup breasts. Great lips too. Nice chick.

She and Ed are swingers. And, mom and I made them prove it. Ha.

Mom blew Ed in the alleyway, while I butt banged his wife by the dumpster, five feet away. Damn, Patty's got a real tight butt. My fat ass dick barely fit in there. It was so damn tight. It felt like her ass was gonna squeeze the life outta my dick. It felt fucking fantastic, dude. Slightly painful, but real fucking good. She screamed and creamed all over me, bent over, her hands on the brick wall beside the dumpster.

I slapped her lily white ass and banged her butt out for at least a half hour. I looked over and watched mom suck off Ed too.

She spit was hanging so obscenely from her lips, all the way to the pavement. It was everywhere. So much spit. She kept bobbing on that massive, old veiny rod, slurping it louder and louder, swinging her smokin' sexy blonde head around while she played with her enormous 38F breasts when she pulled them out of her white and pink sports bra. She had those hefty beauties hanging so perfectly out and over the bra. She pulled hard on her fat pink nipples, snapping them back, then squeezing her massive melons nice and hard as she sucked Ed deep and lusty.

I pulled out of Patty super tight dumper and wheeled her around, cumming all over her sexy smiling face right as Ed blew his load all over my mom's massive jugs. Pearly white dick milk pumping everywhere between the two of us. Mine, splash g his wife's face, and his, splashing my mom's melons. An awesome, gootastic, messy sight to behold, baby.

Kelly told me later about her and Todd's little adventure down the street.

She said they filmed her flashing random fans and partiers for beads. Kelly let a couple of them feel her up for some extra beads.

Kelly flashed her landing strip topped coochie as well as her titties and ass. Everybody loved it all... and her. My wife's so fucking loveable... in the sluttiest way possible too. Ha.

"God, baby. My nipples were so hard, and throbbing so hard too. I thought they were gonna jump off of my tits. Hehe." Kelly happily told me while she was deepthroating my cock this morning. Our usual way to start off our day.

After the blowjob, I went down to the bar by the hotel. Just to check things out... And have a couple of beers.

Kelly went to brunch with my mom. They got buzzed on Long Island Iced Teas and sex talk. Ha. I love those two, huge titty blonde milf chicks so fucking much.

"I let Todd do my butt last night in an alleyway. I didn't tell James about it though. I was so drunk and horny, I just couldn't help myself. Todd's such a sweetheart, and I was so turned on from all of the flashing and hands all over my boobs and butt, I pulled him over behind a dumpster and told him to fuck my ass." Kelly whispers to my mom.

"Naughty girl." Mom looks very inquisitively at Kelly as they eat. "He's a good fuck. I gave him a blowjob when we got back to the hotel. I thought his dick tasted like your butt." Mom wickedly smirks at Kelly. They both low key laugh.

"Ha! Oh yeah. It was a quickie, but a goodie. Todd had me cumming in no time at all. I was just so horny from all the fun we were having with everyone. It didn't take much for me to cum. He slammed his sexy dick up there and voila! I was screaming and cumming all over him. Haha. It was so hot. Hehe."Kelly winks at mama as she eats her salad.

"Looks like you're still horny." Mama points at Kelly's nipples throbbing against her very low cut black minidress. Her massive melons are almost completely falling out of it. Kelly looks down at them right at their waiter walks up to the table and asks if they need anything.

Kelly smirks at mama then pulls her titties out of her dress. The waiters eyes almost pop out of his head when he sees those 34FF beauties hanging free about a foot away from him. Kelly reaches over and rubs his bulge as the dude just stares, jaw dropped, at the most perfect tits on earth. Kelly and mama smirk wickedly at each other, very much enjoying how excited Kelly got the waiter.

"No... we're fine. Thank you." Kelly snickers at my mom, who deviously smirks back at her. The waiter just nods and wipes his drooling mouth before he walks away, bumping into a column by the door on the patio of the restaurant. He's staring back at my wife and at her truly mind boggling tits.

Kelly and her tits were definitely the stars of Mardi Gras. She... and they... just always end up being the star. It's a gift. A gift that keeps on giving and giving and giving. Ha.

See ya next time for more Butt Fuck Mania. We head to New York. Remember... Enjoy Life... Fuck A Butt.