Episode 01 : Welcome To Funnest Hotel

The Playboy Hotel (Formerly The Beverly Hills Hotel)... Beverly Hills...

"Yeah?... He's kinda busy right now. Hehe... Uh huh. OK. I'll tell him... They're having a problem downstairs, big bro. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! UHH!" My sister Kaia pauses to cum. Not even any bubblegum chewing. Just clenching her teeth, looking at me with a wide eyed, cum hypnotized gaze while her sweet, 19 year old pussy violently shoots her pussy milk all over my fifteen inch dick. Oh hell yeah. Mmmmmmmm. Damn, my dick is lovin' It.

She hands me the phone, still not saying a word. She's riding me on the hotel bed, my wife Kim Kardashian still asleep beside us. I move her myself on my cock, grinding my dick with her cumming pussy. Nice and slow while Kaia rides out her extremely intense orgasm.

By the way... I'm James. Mr Playboy himself. Yep... that Playboy. It was a gift from a sugar mama. A real rich, real sweet one. She got it in a divorce settlement, and gave it to me for being such a sweet dick treat for her. I took her to Jamaica for a week and fucked the living hell outta her as a thank you. She loved that. Sweet gal. Sexy as hell too. That's a broad that makes 70 look like 30. She's freaking beautiful... and built like a brick shithouse. Big tits. Big ass. Big fake lips. One of the best fucks I've ever had.

My family already owned The Beverly Hills Hotel. I just changed the name... a huge, The Playboy Hotel with a giant gold rabbit head on the sign instead of The Beverly Hills Hotel... and made it adults only. A lot of swingers hang out here now. Probably because we bought up the property all across the street and turned it into a swinger's campground. The ones that prefer a world famous and very exclusive hotel over an RV stay here instead of across the street. Either way... it's money in our pocket. Win/win, baby.

Kaia leans down and kisses me so passionately. Her sweet, succulent lips locked tight on mine. I slap and squeeze her beautiful little butt shaking it, then squeezing it again. I love her ass. She's like our mom. Everybody's obsessed with their tits, but their asses are so damn gorgeous too. So underrated. Both of them.

Kaia crawls off of me, then down my body, slowly licking her way there. My happy grin making her smile, popping bubbles with her gum as well. She licks all over my mighty monster, kissing every inch too. I caress her face as Kim rolls over to face me, waking up and smiling and giggling when she sees what Kaia's up to.

Kim and I kiss while Kaia blows me. Her mouth so smoothly gliding up and down that fat monster, her tongue wetly dancing under the shaft, lubing it for her mouth.

Kim's tongue finds its naughty way down my throat as we kiss. Those creamy lips of hers so full and voluptuous, titillating mine the whole time we swap loving spit.

It doesn't take long for the awesome double team to bring me to a mighty climax. Kaia taking it right down her throat. She sucks me dick, about ten inches downright as my cum spews out, painting her throat creamy white as she very eagerly drinks my sperm dessert with pure, cum worshipping bliss. Kaia moans so sexy the whole time she sucks down my sperm. She softly massages my mighty balls as she orally drains me, those lips rippling even further down my giant rod as I finish pumping her throat with my extra gooey and decadent dick milk.

"My turn." Kim smiles, and takes my cock from my sister, who starts sucking my very happy balls. Kim reaches up and tickles my chin as I start pissing right into her mouth. A powerful wave of yellow piss explodes into the Kardashian Queen's mouth, and she quickly, and very happily, drinks it all down. Not missing a single tangy drop. God....... I'm in heaven. Kim Kardashian drinking my piss. My perfect angel of a sister so lovingly sucking my balls, right after she drank my cum. Yep... heaven for sure.

We all kiss when Kim finishes drinking me piss dry. Three tongues fucking heavily as we swap pissy/cummy spit. My hands groping two perfect asses as we do. What a fucking ay to start the day.

"Hehehehe. Good morning, my king. Yummy way to wake me up. Hehe. Soooooooo yuumy." Kim licks my face, playfully nibbling it as well.

"The perfect way to start any day, my queen. And thank you my perfect angel of a baby sister." I kiss Kaia again. Nice and messy. She sucks my tongue extra slutty.

"Awwwww. My pleasure, big bro. I love you so freaking much. You're the best big bro a girl could ever hope for."

"And the sexiest." Kim grins, licking my lips.

"Definitely the sexiest. For sure. Hehehe." Kaia playfully bites my neck. The two of them working me over form both sides. Again... I'm definitely in heaven. Ha.

My mom (Kelly Madison) walks over to the elevator and pushes the button. She's wearing a short silk bathrobe and slippers. Nothing else. We all stayed over at the hotel last night, so she's being extra casual. Like me. We all enjoy being as comfortable as possible.

A hotel guest, about 50, and in good shape, walks up beside mom and waits with her. He looks over at her and just grins. Even first thing in the morning, my mom is still the hottest chick on the planet. The perfect definition of a blonde bombshell. Tall, leggy, huge, natural tits, sweet, jiggly ass, long blonde hair... Nice and wavy. The perfect woman from head to toe.

The door opens. The guy holds the door for my mom, who thanks him.

"Floor?" Mom asks.

"First."

"Ah...me too." She pushed the button. I made the elevators real slow. For sex reasons of course. Ha.

"Hi. I'm Joe."

"Hi, Joe. I'm Kelly." Mom gives him her patented super sexy smile. He grins back, still checking out my mom. She definitely notices.

"Like what you see?" She teases with a sexy grin.

"Of course. You know you're hot, baby. Don't play shy." Joe leans against the side of the elevator, casually looking over at mom.

"Oh... I'm definitely not shy. Here..." She opens her robe and flashes Joe her 34FFs. His eyes bulge big time. He tried to play it cool, but mom knows how turned on he really is. Like Joe said, she knows she's hot. Really, really, really hot.

"Damn, baby. Those are some gorgeous knockers."

"Well..." Mom closes her robe and hits the stop button. "... thank you, doll." She closes her robe, grinning mischievously, tracing her finger around the buttons.

Joe picks up her hint pretty quick and walks over to the other side of the elevator and stands behind my mom. He reaches around her and unties her robe, his hands immediately groping her awesome perfect breasts. They're so big and hefty and soft and squeezeable. The best breasts ever. And Joe kneads the fuck outta them.

"So... You wanna get fucked in an elevator, baby?"

Mama smirks back at him. "No... I wanna eat french toast." She teases, snickering at him with an extra naughty grin.

Joe grins and picks her up, holding mom against the side wall, kissing her as he reaches down and unzips his jeans. Mom wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him back, frantically fucking his tongue with hers.

She moans as he quickly enters her. His thick dick plunging deep into my mom's magical pussy. She wraps her long, lush legs around his waist and pulls him into her perfectly manicured... just a thin landing strip... milf pussy even further.

Joe fucks mom hard and fast, so excited to fuck a woman this gorgeous. He buries his face in her cleavage, furiously kissing and sucking her tits with reckless, carnally charged abandon.

"Fuck me harder. Do it!" Mom wants a hard fucking. She hugs Joe's face tight to her extremely ample chest, repeatedly pulling his big dick into her magical muff as hard as she can. Her divinely decadent juices running down her succulent thighs.

Joe and mom fuck rough and fast, both bodies trembling from the brutal force of the rough fucking. Joe ravenously sucks my mom's awesome jugs, switching back and forth between them as she heatedly rubs his face all over them.

Joe slams his cock into my mom's cunt, banging her against the elevator wall each and every time he thrusts in. His mouth stuffed so full of her insanely luscious tits. She pulls his gray and brown hair as he pounds her pussy, aided by my mom's hard working legs. She keeps pulling him into her harder and harder.

Joe's hips working overtime, thrusting in so fucking fats and hard. His big dick battering my mom's dripping wet honey hole as it vibrates all over it, my mom's happy moans of approval so loud in the elevator. She's loving the hardcore elevator humping she's getting.

"FUCK!!!!!" Joe's muffled growl still ringing out in the elevator. He cums hard, his thick jizz blasting up my mom's thumping twat so fast, his body is shaking.

"Damn. Thanks, baby. That was great. Whew!" Joe chuckles. Mom licks his beard topped lips and gives him a wink. She gets down and closes her robe, patting him on the face, then hitting the button to start the elevator again. Joe puts his dick away and zips up right as the doors open.

"See ya again later, baby?" Joe asks, very curiously. Mom looks back at him over her shoulder and blows him a kiss, not saying a word. She does wave at him though as she walks off.

Joe just shakes his head and grins. That's my mom. She does what she wants... and who she wants... and goes about her business.

Mom's going to get some breakfast in the world famous Fountain Coffee Room.

"Hey, Rachael."

"Hey, Kelly. Good morning. You look great. Hmmm... did you get some action this morning? You look a little flushed, girlfriend. Haha." Rachael Ray asks my mom as she sits at the counter. Rachael is co general manager of the coffee room with my buddy Anne Burrell... who's also head chef.

"Yes I did. A very nice hotel guest in the elevator on the way down here as a matter of fact."

"Really??? Details, babe."

"Thanks, Bernie." Mom thanks Bernadette Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory) or Bernie for bringing her a cup of coffee. She's one of the waitresses at the coffee room. "Well..." Mom pours some sugar and cream into her coffee. "... He was good looking, and... he had a really nice cock."

"Anddddd???" Rachael is leaning over the counter, her chin on her hand, her elbow on the counter. She's very curious about mom's elevator fun. Huge smile.

"Anddddd... He fucked me really good. I didn't cum, but the sex was good. Nice and rough like I like. He wanted to know if I would give him another shot later."

"So... will ya?" Rachael shakes her eyebrows, and grins all mischievously.

"Maybe." Mom grins, sipping some coffee. "He's really cute. His name's Joe."

"Oh my God! I blew a guy named Joe yesterday after work. In the parking lot. He walked me to my car so I sucked his dick as a thank you. He was really cute too." Rachael smiles so pretty, patting moms shoulder. They both chuckle at that. Both chicks fooling around with the same guy at the same hotel, less than one day apart. Small world. Small, horny world.

The other waitress at the Fountain Coffee Room is Max (2 Broke Girls). She's one of my bitches. She's also very, very good at getting big tips.

"$200 for both. Not negotiable."

"So... $100 each?"

"Oh my God, a math genius. Yes, cheapskate. $100 for each tit. So????" Max looks at the customer sitting at the table in the corner. She looks impatient, but she's working him. She's very skilled at working customers for tips. They love her smart-ass attitude. I do also.

"Ok... I'll pay the $200. But, I want a real good look at them. No quick peek." The guy in his 20's hands my chick 2 hundred dollar bills. Max snaps them away, shaking her head at the guy. She unzips her white and pink... Hotel colors... waitress uniform top, and pulls her 34DDs outta her pink satin bra. She lets them hang over the large cups. All big and perfect and all. Damn, she's got awesome jugs. Fucking awesome! Max stands there with her hands on her hips. She shakes them a little for the guy. It's all part of her plan.

"Damn! You've got beautiful tits!" He can't stop staring at them.

"Thanks. And I know. How about another $200 for a nice long feel?" Max smirks at him, shaking them some more. Her plan heating up.

"How much to fuck them?" The due asks, still gawking hard at my girl's totally awesome rack.

Max smirks real wide and devious. Her plan has worked again. She starts out by getting her customers all excited to see her awesome jugs, then works to them copping a paid feel, then finally to a titty fuck.

"$1,000."

"That's a lot, baby."

"Not for these beauties, it ain't." Max shakes them again for the customer. She knows he's in love with her tits. And she also knows he's got money, so...

"OK. Where?"

"Well... after you actually pay me..." She holds her hand out and looks at him impatiently. Dude peels off five hundred dollar bills and pays her. Still gawking hard at those amazing beautiful breasts. So big and full and beautiful. White with bright pink nipples and bouncy and perfect. "Follow me." She leads him to the back room, grinning over at Rachael, waving her money to let her know what she's up to. Rachael waves back and grins. She gets a cut of the tip so she's happy too. Her and Anne split 20% of the special tips that the waitresses get.

Max drops to her knees and pulls the dude's dick out of his shorts. It's about six inches long, but really thick. It's rock hard already so Max is happy. Max is hoping that means it'll be a quick job, which is perfect for her.

She licks at the bouncing dick, then grabs it and lifts it, licking under the meaty shaft from his fat balls back up to the tip. The dude growls happily. Max licks all over the cock several times to lube it. She then puts it between her big tits and starts pumping it with them. The horny customer puts his hands on Max's shoulders and fucks her tits while she pumps his cock with them.

Max chews some gum and pumps away on that fat rod, looking away and at her watch. She's really hoping for a quickie.

The guy slams up in between those super soft melons, his dick throbbing in that awesome tit valley, his body shaking from all of the intensely wonderful sensations from it.

Max wins. Dude grunts hard, then cums. He pumps his small load on the insides of her breasts as she pumps fast on his cumming cock.

Max keeps chewing gum, getting her extra luscious lips splattered by the last small wad of thick cream pumping outta that fat dick. She's surprised that he cums so little considering how big his balls are, but she says, "fuck it" to herself. She made her money... and she made it quick.

Max wipes the glob of sperm from her lips, looking at it and noticing how thick and creamy it is. "Fuck it." She tells herself again, then she licks it off of her hand, swallowing it, and giving it's taste an approving grin and nod.

"Not bad, dude. Not bad at all." Max sucks his softening dick quickly, loudly plopping her mouth off of it after she gets another taste of his thick cream. The dude growls away, smiling so happily.

"Thanks. You're really hot. Any chance we can go out later?"

"Thanks... and nope! Nice doing business with you though." Max puts the cash into her pink bra after she puts her big titties back in it. She grabs a towel and wipes the cum off of them, then tosses the towel to the guy as she gets up. She zips her top back up to just below the bottom of her jugs then waves at the guy and walks back into the front.

The dude watches her walk away, grinning from ear to ear, but a little disappointed that he can't take her out later.

Back in the elevator, I'm busy on my knees, eating my sister in law Khloe Kardashian's awesomely divine ass. I'm so obsessed with her butt. I'm marrying her... and it... next. I already gave her the engagement ring. I ain't letting this perfect ass get away. My tongue's shoved so far up it I can taste her toothpaste she used earlier.

I'm rolling said tongue side to side up in there, lapping all over her bouncing bowels as I go. I eat Khloe's ass everyday. At least once, most of the time twice or more. The only thing I love more than eating it... is fucking it senseless. Which I'm getting ready to do right now.

"Ready, bitch!" l slap her ass nice and hard as I stand up behind her. She bounces it for me, dancing it all over my hand.

"Oh yeah. I'm already lubed up for you, baby. Do me, daddy. Do me so goooooooooood." Khloe looks back at me and licks her lips so seductively, then blows me a beautifully sexy kiss. Her hands pressed on the elevator doors. It's stopped, and ain't moving til I fucking finish.

I rub my massive dick on that massive ass. God, it's perfect. So big and rounded and curved and bouncy. I slap it again, harder than the first time. Khloe coos so sexy. I smack her ass with my half hard, hefty cock. Rubbing it over the whole ass. Every last inch. Fuck!

Khloe bounces it again for me. I slide it in her buttcrack, and let her fuck my dick with it. She bounces that mega ass so fast on my dick, jerking me off perfectly with her tight ass crack. I'm not even in her ass yet and I'm already throbbing. My dick now fully hard. It looks like a giant weiner inside two giant buns. No mustard or sauerkraut necessary.

I slap Khloe's rump a couple more times, watching it jiggle from the force of the slaps, and bounce from her dancing it wildly on my cock.

I finally slide my fat crown into her winking anus, inching up her butt rather quickly from the lube Khloe put in there and also from me ass fucking her so damn much all the time. Khloe sucks me in with her ass. Oh my God! That never ever gets old! Fuck! Khloe Kardashian has such an incredible ass. She can suck your whole dick in just with her butt. No help from you.

I put my hands on the elevator doors beside hers and lean my head down, growling with sheer delight at the feelings running through my cock. Khloe turns her head towards me, and kisses my cheek. I grin. She kisses me several more times on the left cheek as I keep grinning, not moving at all. My giant cock buried up her amazingly talented, world famous booty.

Khloe starts fucking my cock with that ass. Twirling her rump around, pumping my cock so perfectly with her booty. All the way around in one direction, then back in the other. Then bouncing her ass up and down really fast, then slow, then fast again on my thumping, throbbing cock. Holy fuck! I lay my head on Khloe's shoulder, growling and groaning outta my mind. The mind blowing sensations speeding through my body, driving me so fucking wild with intense pleasure.

Khloe lovingly kisses my forehead, moaning and cooing so sexy and slutty as she works my extremely happy dick in every freaking direction at varying speeds. My mind's racing. My body's aching from all of the intensely beautiful sensations racing all over it.

Khloe keeps up the excellent dick work, her perfect rump bouncing my massive meat up and down so perfectly, then twirling it all the way around as she reaches down and rubs and smacks her palpitation, extra perky clit. Her ass then dances wildly, my cock stuffed so far up there. Her butt so tight. So full of thick, throbbing dick meat.

Khloe squirts all over her hand, her cream pumping out on full blast, dancing her huge booty even wilder and faster on my cock. I just stand there and let my bitch do all the fucking fabulous and amazing work. She does her job so freaking perfectly too.

"GOD... I LOVE YOUR COCK IN MY BUTT!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm."

Khloe keeps alternating speeds on my cock, sucking it back into her butt when it slips slightly out of it from all of the wild dancing and twirling.

That's it. I start cum dumping up my very soon to be wife's totally amazing ass. Grunting so loud, I'm sure they can hear me outside in the hall. One thick glob of super creamy cum after the other blasts up Khloe's super badonkadonk, painting her bouncing, stuffed bowels creamy white. So much cum pumping into her butt. And Khloe keeps sucking it out with that mega talented rump. Every last drop. And good God... it feels fucking FABULOUS!!!

Some of my cum starts leaking out of Khloe's rump, joining hers on the floor under us.

"Mmmmmmmmmm. So warm. Yum yum." Khloe licks my face. My heads still on her shoulder. I'm still groaning so fucking happily. She softly rubs her face on mine. "I love you, baby."

"Love you too, babe. God... I love you, and that fucking ass of yours. Holy fuck!" We share a happy horny laugh in the elevator. Khloe's gonna make a hella hot wife for sure.

Outside, over at the campsite...

"COOL! Wow! This is awesome, Spence." Kaia congratulates my best friend Spence (The King Of Queens) on his brand new RV as she looks it over inside. It's big and freaky. Like him... except for the big part. Well... his dick is... and he's chubby... but that's about it.

"Thanks. Yeah... I like it. She's a beaut." Spence is very proud of his new recreational vehicle. He's got it pimped out in every way. I got him a deal with a friend, so he got a real good price on it.

"Wow!" Kaia leans over to check out the heated floor, her pink g string sticking out of the top of her white booty shorts. Spence can't help but stare. Kaia blowing bubbles. She loves her bubblegum. "What's the bedroom look like?"

"I'll show you. Follow me. Spence squeezes by Kaia and leads her to the back. He opens the sliding door and shows her his pimped out bedroom. Big waterbed. Yep... waterbed. Big mirror on the roof above it too.

"Haha. Perv." Kaia lays on the bed, looking up at the mirror.

Spence joins her, laying beside her, hands clasped behind his head on the big ass pillow. He's got a small bar and big ass TV in there. Bangin' sound system too. He turns on his Spotify. Billie Eilish is on. Kaia's favorite. She can sense what he's doing so she laughs.

"You're a playa now, huh? You gonna wear this waterbed out." Kaia blows a big bubble and pops it, smirking at Spence.

"Well... that's the idea. And... I've been a playa, babe. This big ol' thing gets a whole lotta pussy." Spence grabs his huge bulge and shakes it through his baggy shorts at Kaia. Cocky playa smirk and all.

"Hahaha. Always bragging." Kaia teases, grinning and being all sexy.

"Wanna drink?"

"Sure. A rum and coke."

"Like your brother. OK. R2-D2 , get my sexy friend a drink. Rum and coke please." Spence claps his hands and a droid that looks exactly like R2-D2 ... only slightly smaller... from Star Wars strolls in from the bathroom and over to the bar. It fixes Kaia her drink, puts it in a sort of fist that pops out of its facial area, then strolls over to her and sticks out the fist, handing Kaia her drink. Spence lays back and grins, knowing it'll impress my sister.

"That's freaking awesome, Spence! So cool!" Kaia sips the rum and coke.

"Yeah. I thought you'd like it. I got it made and modified by a friend of mine in Northridge. He does a lot of specialty type sci-fi stuff." Spence rubs his bulge again as Kaia keeps sipping her drink, rockin' out to Billie Eilish.

"You know... he sides a lot of other stuff too. Cooler stuff. Naughtier stuff." Spence grins all pervy at Kaia. She smirks back, very intrigued by the naughtier part.

"Show me."

"Well... what do I get if I do?" Another pervy grin from Spence.

Kaia leans over and kisses him extra deep and extra slutty, sucking off his spit riddled tongue nice and hard. "You'll see."

Spence gets excited. He grabs a remote and pushes a couple of buttons. R2-D2 rolls over, beeping away, to Kaia and it's face area opens up again, this time with a big metal dildo popping out. Kaia stares at it, then looks at Spence, grinning wide.

"Go ahead. Get on your hands and knees." Spence grins. Real cocky this time.

Kaia obeys, handing Spence her drink, then quickly tossing her clothes off... and the droid gets to work. It drills that long metal dildo in and out of Kaia's cunt slowly, then speeding up, making Kaia moan and coo with unfiltered delight. Her moans and coos get even more delightful when the droid beeps loudly, then starts spinning the dildo inside Kaia's pussy, making her scream out in ecstatic bliss.

A couple of minutes later, the spinning dildo speeds up, making Kaia violently squirt all over it as she sucks on Spence's huge hog. She delivers on her promise from earlier.

Kaia bobs away on that 13 inch meat stick, sucking extra hard, her spit racing down the meaty shaft as her pussy repeatedly convulses from that magical spinning metal dildo. R2-D2 keeps changing speeds, faster, then even faster, then slowly, then faster... and even faster again. Kaia can't stop cumming, her pussy so happy it spurs on her cocksucking. Spence growls so happily as Kaia engulfs that fat rod, slurping ten inches down, then going for more. He holds her head on his cock with both hands, and pushes it down even further. Kaia gags, but Spence keeps pushing onward.

Finally Kaia swallows hard and gulps down the last inch, taking in all thirteen inches of fat, uncircumcised meat. That massive pink shaft smooth, but curved slightly to the left. Kaia licks away at Spence's clean shaven balls and slurps his rod so messy and loud, spit pouring from her mouth.

Once Kaia starts bobbing on that fat pink dick, her pussy so blissfully fucked by that spinning metal dildo, Spence starts spewing his huge load of dick milk down her throat. Kaia deepthroats him again, and just lets him do all the very tasty work.

She coos blissfully as the rush of thick gooey cream pumps right into her stomach. "Suck it l down, baby. Yeahhhhhh. Drink Spence daddy's cum, baby." Spence is full of himself. Kaia smacks his belly. She's laughing as she swallows his thick load.

"Ha! Spence daddy. Pleaseee. Haha." Kaia pulls off of Spence's extra large, hooded dick, smacking her lips and smiling. She drank it all. Kaia loves sperm.

"Oh my God... I love this robot." Kaia wheels around and sucks feverishly on the dripping wet dildo.

"It's a droid actually." Spence corrects her, but Kaia pays him no mind. She's too busy thanking the droid for his hard work.

Over at the world famous Polo Lounge...

"What's up, Giada? What's the problem?"

"Hey, hunny. It's those bitches Rachael and Anne. They keep trying to steal business away from me. They've resorted to Anne flashing their customers. They've already had their waitresses turning tricks for tips."

My lady Giada De Laurentiis, the general manager of the restaurant tells me all about her rift with our other eatery here at The Playboy Hotel. I kiss her and try to calm her down.

"Babe... We're re all about drumming up new business here. You know that. Just relax. I'm sure you can think of a way to take back any business you've lost to them... within reason." I wanna avoid violence. I hug my wife.

"Yeah... I'm sure I can. Those dirty sluts don't know who they're up against. They wanna use sex... I can certainly beat them at that game." Giada smirks real devious. I gotta chuckle. Looks like we're gonna have a sex war between our eataries. Bring it on. The kinkier, the better. Ha.

Back at the campground, mom runs into Kaia...

"Hey, sweetheart."

"Hey, mama." They hug.

"How's things?"

"Great. I just got fucked by Spence's new robot... or droid or whatever... in his new RV. It's so awesome. The robot and the RV."

"Really?"

"Yeah... you've gotta check them out. Especially the robot... or droid." Kaia blows a big bubble, and pops it. She's checking out the nude volleyball game between the swingers as she talks to our mom.

"I guess I do. Thanks."

"Sure thing, mama. I'll see you later." Kaia hugs our mom bye and heads over to the game.

"Ok, baby. See you later." Mom heads over to check out Spence's new RV... and droid.

Back inside the hotel, I'm chillin' with my half sister Gina in the basement chill room. It's a special spot reserved for special peeps.

"There's some real funky swingers over at the campground." Gina passes the joint to me.

"Yeah. More so than the hotel. There's a few up in here too." I puff, and pass back.

I reach over and play with Gina's 36Ds,my left hand cupping them under them. She's got on a skin tight dark blue polo shirt and jeans. Man, I love her breasts. There's just something about playing with your sister's big breasts. Especially big natural ones.

We keep puffing and passing, smoke filling the chill room. It's got black velvet on the walls with little white stars all it, and black shag carpeting on the floor, so the room is nice and relaxed. Lava lamps scattered throughout the room for lighting. Purple and gold ones. Purple for Gina. Gold for me.

We kiss, our lips locked tight. Our tongues dancing beautifully with one another. The smoke slowly flowing between our mouths adding to the erotic ambience.. A deep, soft kiss between brother and sister.

I pull Gina's shirt up and her big jiggly jugs outta her white cotton bra. God, they're beautiful. I lick all over the fat nips, slowly, then softly graze the rock hard nipples with my teeth, sucking on them gently as Gina coos happily. I pull them, then let them snap back into place. Each nipple, sucking hard on them, then pulling them some more and sucking even harder.

I undo her jeans and slide them off of her wide hips, then slowly remove her white things, sniffing it, then roaring from her intoxicating scent. I lick the crotch of my sister's panties, looking and smirking right at her. She blows me a kiss as I grab the thing with my teeth and shake my head around, wildly roaring, then kissing her with the thing still in my mouth.

I lay back on the couch and Gina rides my face, grinding on my mouth as my tongue snakes up her moist pussy. I lick away, lapping at her puffy pink folds as I enter her delicious cunt, twirling my tongue around and sucking on her large labia, loving her taste, sucking even harder on her slit as my tongue jams even further up her cunt.

Gina whirls around and we 69. She dives down on my massive wand, sucking me half way down her throat as my tongue darts all around her inner walls, tip tapping away on them as she bobs on my cock, her spit rolling down my meaty shaft steadily as her glossy lips follow closely behind.

I growl happily as my sister sucks me off. I suck harder on her pussy, really sucking those labia nice and hard. Gina's mouth engulfs most of my mighty rod, slurping down about 12 inches, her tongue bathing the underside perfectly as her lips ripple up and down the shaft while she bobs faster on me.

About five minutes later, we're both cumming. Gina shooting her milky cum deep into my hard sucking mouth, screaming all over my fat shaft, her spit pouring from her over stuffed mouth. I drink it all, ravenously sucking down every kast drop of honey sweet pussy nut, roughly squeezing my sister's thick ass as I drink her dry.

I pump my mighty wad deep down her throat. Gina's big beautiful breasts rubbing all over my stomach. One thick glob of sticky sperm after the other launching from my cock, being gobbled down my sexy sister's throat instantly. She growls like a wild animal gorging itself on a fresh kill. Her wild, loud grunts making my cock throb hard in her throat. Gina doesn't gag at all from it. She just keeps on sucking down my extra gooey cream with extreme carnal lust, bobbing fast on my giant meat as she eats my jizz til it's totally dumped down her cum starved throat.

I kiss all over Gina's thumping twat, slowly licking up and down her slit, post orgasm. She coos and ahhs blissfully as she sucks me clean, drooling all over my fat rod, then slurping it all up, along with any drops of semen leaking outta my piss slit. Such a beautiful 69 session with my lovely, big titty sis.

Upstairs at the Polo Lounge...

"Good afternoon. I'm your hostess Penny (The Big Bang Theory). Will you please follow me to your table?" Penny smiles so beautifully, leading the middle aged couple to their table near the patio. Penny's a helluva hostess, especially nude. Yep... nude. Very perky 32C breasts and awesomely delectable booty and all... all nude.

Giada listened to me. Thankfully fighting sex fire with sex fire and not violence. She's got her extremely hot hostess seating people while she's totally bare. Oh yeah. That gorgeous blonde beauty frame on full display for everyone to gawk at. And the other guests are definitely gawking. The place is packed and everyone is watching Penny. And she loves it. Penny absolutely craves attention. She gets a whole lot of it too. All the time.

Giada is over at the kitchen, watching everyone in the dining area. She's grinning that gorgeous Giada smile, very proud of her idea.

It's looking like Giada is off and running in her battle with Rachael and Anne. How will it progress? Will mom take advantage of Spence's new droid? Will Kaia become a full time member of the nude swingers volleyball team? All these questions answered... and more... in the next episode of... The Playboy Hotel. Cumming soon... all over your face, baby.