The Golden Shower Girls :

Dorothy (Jamie Lee Curtis)

Sophia (Nancy Pelosi)

Blanche (Helen Mirren)

Rose (Paula Deen)

Other Cast:

James (Me)

My Girlfriend Pink (Pop Superstar Pink)

Spence (The King Of Queens/Patton Oswalt)

"So... when's your gorgeous son getting in, Dorothy? I can't wait to see him again. It's been so long. Mmmhmmm. So long indeed." Rose asks my mom.

"He and Pink and Spence are coming in this evening. I can't wait to see him myself. I've missed my baby."

"Me too, dear. I mean... I do have three kids with him. Might as well go for three more."

"Ma... you're too old to have any more kids with my son. It's a miracle you had those three. You have some kind of super womb or something."

"Hey, pussycat... my womb is definitely super. Just ask all the dicks that have been in there... in just the last week." My grandmother winks at my mom as she heads into the living room.

"A super womb? That sounds like a CIA secret operation thing or something. Oooooooh. So scary."

"Rose... your brain... or what you call a brain... is definitely scary."

"Well, thank you, Dorothy. That's so sweet."

My mom shakes her head, sitting at the kitchen table, at her friend Rose. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer for sure. Sweet lady though.

"Ladies.... I'm in love. I found the perfect mate for me... at least for this weekend." Mom's friend Blanche sashays in, all loved up/horned up. She strolls to the fridge and grabs a Tab. "Dr Tom Smith is the future ex husband of my dreams. Rich, a doctor, handsome... very, very nice cock... and he's a doctor." She swigs the Tab, grinning from ear to ear.

"You said he's a doctor, twice, Blanche." My mom rolls her eyes at her extremely horny/excited friend.

"I know. You know how much I loveeeeee doctors, so I figured I'd emphasize that one."

"Golly gee, Blanche. That's great. I'm so happy for you."

"Well, thank you, Rose. That's so sweet." Blanche chugs the Tab and then tosses it in the trash, a slight belch, then more grinning and a quick titty push up to make sure those old beauties are still nice and perky. They definitely are. Blanche has gorgeous cans. Old or not.

My mom Dorothy lives with my grandmother Sophia, and their friends Blanche and Rose in a retirement condo in Miami. They get along pretty darn well... For the most part. Four friends chillin' in the warm weather and looking for love.

Sophia is cool. She always texts me pics of her "friends" she finds. A ton of 'em. So many dick pics. Old and not so old. My girl Pink gets a kick outta seeing all of them.

Blanche is supposed to be the extra horny slut of the group, but she's got nothing on my beautiful, big titty grandmother.

My girl Pink and I are going down for a visit. We're bringing my best friend Spence along. We're driving from NYC, so that's an adventure in and of itself. I decided to drive down cause of all of the damn drama at the airports nowadays, especially JFK and Newark. They're a pain. Plus... I've got a couple for friends I wanted to stop in and see along the way.

A little later...

"BABYYYYYYYYYY! I'm so happy to see you. MWAH!" My mom hugs me tight as I stand in the doorway. She welcomes us all in.

"Kaia. So great to see you too. God... you're so beautiful."

"Awwww... Thank you, Dorothy."

"Spence... How are you?"

Spence looks down. He's a little embarrassed. He got harassed at a rest stop not far from Miami by a real horny crossdressing hooker. Pink and I look at each other and snicker.

"He's still upset about the hooker that molested him in the rest stop bathroom. Hehe." Pink jokes.

Spence shakes his head in disgust. Poor dude got ball busted pretty bad about it by Pink and I on the way to Miami. It's Fun giving my boy grief. He can be slightly annoying, so people enjoy busting his balls.

"Awww, Spence. Hahaha." Even my mom gives it to Spence.

We all settle in the living room, sip some tea... I sip a beer... and catch up. I gotta sneak a few peeks of Blanche's very beautiful cleavage. Her low cut blue blouse shows it off quite nice.

Spence excuses himself to use the bathroom while Pink sits in my lap and she and mom and I talk over our Vegas plans. Pink and I are taking a vacation out there next month. Mom has some friends out there in the desert that she wants me to check up on when we get out there.

"Ahhhhhhhh..... Brrrrrrr." Spence is having a nice, relaxing pee when he's startled by Blanche walking in on him. He looks back at her all nervous, holding in his mighty stream.

"Well, well. Pink wasn't lying when she told us about your new cock, Spence. Wow! That's the biggest cock I've ever seen... And I've seen a few." Blanche checks it out very closely from the side, eyebrows raised fully. She grabs it and strokes it. She's totally mesmerized by the gigantic rod. Seventeen inches. Yep... seventeen inches. The product of multiple implants and various drugs and very shady injection treatments. It's so veiny and LONG. VERY, VERY LONG.

"My, my... such a long, beautiful cock. So long. So, so long. Wow." Blanche keeps staring.... And keeps stroking. Spence stands there and enjoys it, nervously. He reaches over and grabs her right tit, squeezing as he groans from her gentle stroking.

Blanche leans over and starts sucking, taking in about four inches of the ridiculously long dick. It's the biggest dick she's ever sucked. She's sucked my fourteen inch cock, but that's still three inches shorter than Spence's.

Her mouth smoothly glided up and down that veiny, uncircumsized rod. Her very experienced lips gripping and gliding like a well oiled sucking machine. She jerks the base as she sucks in another two inches, still a ways away from the base. Blanche delights at Spence's piss dribbling out onto her tongue, cooing happily at the warm, salty taste.

Spence starts squeezing Blanche's very nice old rump in her blue spandex pants, running his hand inside them, grinning when he realizes she's not wearing panties.

"Suck it, baby. Suck my cream out. Yeah." Spence leans his head back and grins from ear to ear, fingering Blanche's rump hole as she bobs her gray haired head on his hard, heaving dick, greedily sucking about eleven inches down her hall of fame throat. Spit flying. Spence right hand on her head as she happily bobs away.

About a cocksucking minute later, Spence's cum blasts down Blanche's throat, thick rope after thick rope of creamy jizz flooding Blanche's jizz worshipping gullet. She happily drinks it all, wildly moaning her taste approval the whole spermy way.

"Mmmmmmmmm. Thanks, doll. I needed that." Blanche kisses Spence's cock head, then pats his cheek when she stands up, smiling at him right as she walks away, wiggling her sweet rump at him as she leaves him in the bathroom, wiping the corners of her slutty mouth. Spence just goofy grins... and starts pissing on his shoes. He quickly snaps out of his Blanche daze, panicking. He hurriedly grabs his dick to piss in the toilet, rescuing his wet sneakers.

A little later, the group was eating dinner while my mom and I were in the room Pink and I were gonna sleep in. She was on her knees, her gorgeous jugs wrapped nice and tight around my cock as she pumped my dick feverishly as I fucked her jugs silly. A truly beautiful sight for sure. My mom has missed my cock. When she was still living in New York, we fucked all the time. But, since she and her friends moved in together in Miami, I haven't gotten to fuck her much. I missed fucking my mom, especially her tits. I love them so damn much.

"Fuck mamas titties, baby. God! I've missed this gorgeous cock! It's so biggggggg!!!!! YUM!" Mom sucks my head, her tongue living all over my underside as I pump harder and harder through her slick and soft tit valley. The baby oil really lubing up her jugs very nicely.

"FUCK 'EM, BABY!!! FUCK 'EM HARDER!!! GOD, YES!" My mom holds me close to her bouncing bosom, licking and biting at my cock as it continually pops outta her very comfy and slick tit valley. She fucks my dick so mercilessly with them, driving my cock through her oily cleavage even harder than I am.

"FUCK!!!!!!" I blurt out, splattering my moms beautiful face with so much creamy cum. It splashes her forehead, cheeks, nose, lips, chin, hair... everywhere. It's awesome! Mom smiles the whole time, gleefully lapping at all of that flying jizz. She sucks hard on my head, draining out the last of my mighty load. God... I almost fall backwards from the intensely beautiful feeling. I hold my mom's gray haired mom's head and excitedly groan as she sucks me dry, digging deep into my piss slit with the tip of her naughty tongue to dig out any remaining drops of sweet sperm. What a sexy woman. Her beautiful eyes beaming at mine, my huge crown crammed into her loving mouth.

"Soooooooo tasty, baby. But.... You forgot something. Hehehe."

"Oh no I didn't." I grin... and start pissing. I splash my moms smiling face, her golden shower nice and warm and tangy. She moves her smiling face around, making sure to take a piss facial from every angle. She sucks my pissing cock in, bobbing and sucking on my dick as I pump my tangy dick liquor straight down her throat. She opens up and lets my dick slide right down there, my piss pumping hard and constant. Mom drinks me piss dry, her tongue. Wrapping around my massive rod, licking so slutty as her mouth ravenously sucks out my salty yellow cocktail.

"Thank you, honey. Mama loves you so very much." She winks up at me, smiling and sucking me softly and with such sweet love.

"Love you too, mom. Sexy bitch. Haha." We share a nice laugh as she sucks me dry, sweetly kissing and licking all over my huge dick and big, meaty balls.

"Everyone... this is, Tom. My boyfriend." Blanche introduces us to her doctor boyfriend. Nice guy. About 70. In good shape. Pink checks out his bulge in his beige slacks. She nods her approval at me.

Blanche asked me to help her with something while Tom and Pink and Rose chatted on the couch.

The something ended up being wanting me to piss in her butt. Which I was very happy to help her with. I ass fucked that sexy broad for about fifteen minutes in her bedroom. She was screaming and cumming all over her bed while I just fucked her old rump and pissed in it, yanking back hard on her gray hair, then fucking her ass some more... and pissing in it some more too. My hands had a hella good time squeezing her hanging titties too. I love that old broad's soft titties. I love to just suck 'em for hours. She made a special trip up to the Big Apple last month just to let me suck her titties. She loves it that much.

I pulled out and finished pissing all over Blanche's face, really soaking her hair too. She had to make up an excuse to Tom so she could wash her piss drenched hair before their date. I ass fucked her again while she washed it. Can't get enough of that sweet ass old ass. Ha.

Pink and Sophia made sure Tom didn't get too bored waiting for Blanche. They double sucked him off on the couch. Pink drank his sperm, and Sophia drank his piss. They kiss and cum and piss swapped for Tom... while he filmed it. He didn't even think about Blanche. My girl's luscious, slutty lips made it real easy to forget about her.

While Blanche was on her date with Tom, Spence and I had a grand old time pissing all over my mom, my grandmom, and Rose while Pink filmed it all in mom's bathroom. Three hot old broads on their knees, smiling, and getting drenched in warm piss by two giant cocks. Pink got so turned on, she joined in, letting Spence piss all over her face, while I pissed in her ass. My grandmother ate my ass while I pissed in Pink's. Mom filmed it. Rose sucked me off, twice, and took my dick in her pussy and ass while Spence ass fucked Pink. Mom sucked Spence and me off, and let us both piss all over her face too. Awesome evening.

We stayed a couple more days, fucking then and pissing all over all of them. Pink pissed all over all the horny old broads too. It was piss party USA up in that condo, bitches! It was fucking amazing. I can't wait to visit my mom again.

My grandmother didn't get pregnant again by me on that trip, even though I came in her sweet pussy four times. It's cool. I sure as hell enjoy trying. She's coming up to visit me next week. We're gonna have a Twinkie party. I'm gonna cum in her pussy as many times as I possibly can. You never know. She might get knocked up again. I'll make sure to give her another golden shower or two as well. I mean... she is one of The Golden Shower Girls.