The Start Of Filming Of... Bigfoot : Myth Or Molester?

Big Bear Lake, California... Around 9 pm...

"What was that?"

"What was what?"

"That rumbling sound."

"I didn't hear anything."

"It sounded like..... like..."

"Like what, dude?"

"Like, Bigfoot."

"What are you, fucking high? Bigfoot? Hahahaha." Dude walks back to the party with a tray of jello shots, laughing.

"I know I heard it. And I'm not high... well... not really." Spence (The King Of Queens) shakes his lowered head, knowing he heard a Bigfoot roar outside. He walks outside and looks around. Snow everywhere.

"Hey..." Thanks to the bright lights around the house, he notices two giant footprints in the snow. A two legged creature, too big to be human, had walked there. "I knew it!"

Spence investigates the footprints, taking a pic to show everyone inside. He hears the loud, fun having noises of the party, but brushes them off, concentrating instead on his new discovery in the snow. He kneels down and looks the footprints over closely.

"Dude... I'm gonna be so rich. Yes!!! I found a Bigfoot. Well... at least the tracks so far. Now... where is that huge hairy monster?" Spence stands up, cold, but undeterred in his quest to find Sasquatch.

He looks around outside, making his way down to the sauna.... looking inside, standing in there for a minute to warm up. "I'm a certified freak... seven days a week." Spence raps to himself as he heads back out into the cold.

He looks around the backyard area. Behind two wood sheds and the sitting area near the woods. Nothing. No Bigfoot... and no more footprints. "That doesn't make any sense. What did it do? Fly away? Why aren't there any more footprints? What the hell's going on? Maybe I am high." Spence doesn't want to doubt his instincts, but it's getting hard not to... and its getting even colder out there. He looks some more, but... nothing.

"Screw it... I give up!" He starts to head inside, sheer frustration taking over.

"RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

Spence jumps in shock, looking back over his shoulder at... a Bigfoot... a female Bigfoot. A huge hairy creature... with big tits and ass. And a real sweet looking pussy too. Spence is overtaken with a real awkward combo of fear for his life... and an erection. Yep... dude's hard at the sight of the of those big hairy titties and super phat monster ass... and sweet pussy.

The female Bigfoot steps right up to him and sniffs him, violently roaring right in his face afterwards. Spence shakes in complete fear, sweating and pissing his pants.

The creature looks down at his huge hard cock and snorts loudly, grabbing it... which scares Spence even more... then looking back right into Spence's crying, sweaty face. He's trembling in fear... but rock hard... as the huge hairy female monster jerks his cock.

The monster kneels in front of Spence and laps at that huge hooded dick, liking the taste and licking it some more, roaring nice and loud in between licks.

Spence finally starts to calm down. His pissy cock now being engulfed by that rather sexy hairy female creature. Spit flying everywhere. He starts grinning... still shaking and crying... but grinning, enjoying that monster's mouth on his fat meat.

Next thing you know... Spence is doggy style fucking Bigfoot as it's bent over the BBQ pit. His ten and a half inch long, fat, uncircumsized weiner plunging all the way into those hairy, dark, monster depths, his sweaty little hands squeezing those big hanging monster tits as he goes. The female Bigfoot roars happily, squirting and shaking that huge ass, looking back and slapping Spence to get him to fuck her harder.

A couple of minutes later, another Bigfoot... a male one... happens upon the extra funky interspecies action and grins, it's giant cock getting rock hard, pointing right at Spence and the other Bigfoot from behind them... all twenty inches of it.

Before you... and especially Spence... know it, the male Bigfoot has its humongous monster... literally... cock buried in Spence's ass as his human one is buried up the female Bigfoot's huge hairy ass. A Spence ass fucking Bigfoot sandwich in my backyard. Who woulda thunk it?

About five more minutes of intense ass pounding... male and female... sweating and roaring... male and female as well... and all three parties cum. The male Bigfoot cumming in Spence's pasty white ass. Spence cumming in the female Bigfoot's huge badonkadonk... and her squirting all over Spence. He's drenched in Bigfoot cum... inside and out.

"AND CUT! GREAT JOB, GUYS." My mom Kelly (Porn Queen Of Queens Kelly Madison) announces over her bullhorn. She's directing our little Bigfoot porno.

"Wow! You've got a helluva dick there, Spence." WWE Superstar Nia Jax compliments my cum covered and cum dripping half brother as she takes off the Bigfoot head. She's playing the female Bigfoot.

"Thanks. You've got a great pussy... and ass... Nia. I love them both." Spence wipes himself down with a towel somebody tosses him.

Nia smirks happily at him and playfully smacks his face as she heads inside to shower. She does looks damn good in that Bigfoot getup. Huge jiggly ass dancing around as she walks inside. I'm gonna have to pound that ass myself later... with her in the costume. Bigfoot fever all up in Big Bear Lake, y'all.

"Can someone please come get Bigfoot and put him back in his cage?" Mom asks. He's my pet Bigfoot. Yep... the male one is a real actual Bigfoot. I think I'm the only dude with a pet Bigfoot in the entire world. Two thumbs up to that.

One of the crew comes and gets Bigfoot, putting its leash on it and leading it back to his cage. A very spacious and very comfy cage. More of a Bigfoot house than a cage. A log cabin to sleep in and all kinds of fun stuff... and people... to play with.

"Thank you, Harry." Mama sweetly pats Bigfoot on the back and rubs him as he strolls by. I named him Harry... like the Hendersons. Harry roars happily. He's a cool ass pet.

"My God... what a cock!" My mom can't help but notice that massive hanging organ between Harry's legs. Harry gives her a sly happy growl and grin.

I dig my place in Big Bear. Right on the lake and in the woods. A huge campground not far away. Nice and chill and quiet... for the most part. A real cool party spot too. It's the perfect getaway from LA spot.

"Great job, Spence. How's your butt holding up? That's a helluva big cock to have in there." Mama playfully smirks.

Spence finishes cleaning up, standing there with a white cotton bathrobe on. Furry slippers too. A nice double whiskey sour to warm him up. "It's OK. I've been using a Bigfoot Bad Dragon dildo. It really loosened me up back there."

"Oh really?" Mama looks under Spence's robe at his butt. All of the extra thick Bigfoot cum has rolled out of Spence's porno violated rump, pudding on the ground behind him. She swipes up a drop stuck on his pasty white butt cheek and tastes it. "Very tasty, Harry. Cudos." Mama winks over at Harry, who's eating a huge raw steak. He happily growls back and grins some more, real proud of himself and his performance.

It's looking like our little Bigfoot movie is getting off to a real nice... and freaky... start. Check back and see it get even freakier, peeps.