"Yeah... he's doing great. Ha. I know. I'm keeping him in shape. OK... I'll see you when you get back... hahaha... sure... I'll keep him UP and ready for you. Ha."

"That was Kim. She's picking up David. She wants me to keep you ready to go for when she gets back. Hahaha. She said she loves you more than anything too. Ditto on that one, handsome."

"Of course, my love. Ditto back, hot stuff. Mmmmmmmmm." I'm dining on one of the greatest and most delicious foods on earth. Ronda Rousey's ass. My very naughty tongue is shoved chin deep up there as my it dances the dirty tango all up in her sweet smelling, and sweet tasting, trembling bowels. God... I love eating ass. Especially hers.

I squeeze, slap, shake, squeeze some more... and worship my champion bad ass wife's absolutely perfect ass. We just fucked for an hour in the gym. We're still there. Ronda's bottomless, her white and pink, zip up spandex top is still on, zipped down past her luscious breasts. Along with her white and pink sexy sneakers. Dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, like I love. I came up her sweet twat, after she rode me all horny cowgirl and horny reverse cowgirl and all, shaking her divine ass all over my fourteen inch sex monster, leaning down and swapping spit with me while I very mischievously molested her small, super jiggly titties. Awesome time.

I wanna get Ronda pregnant and I think I slide this one past the goalie successfully. It just felt like I was knocking her up.

"God... your so good at eating ass, baby. Sooooo poop good. Mmmmmmmmm. Ah!" Ronda gleefully hugs the rail in front of her, her face rubbing it softly as her eyes roll back in sheer, assly euphoric delight into her head. (New one there)... Her tongue sticks out of the left corner of her mouth as she happily grins as wide as all outside. Shaking her ass on my face the whole, raunchy ass munching time.

I decided to spend another pimp hour gobbling up, biting, locking, sucking, slapping and kissing Ronda's sweaty ass while she tweeted about it to her many fans, posting real nice pics and all. She's so considerate of her fans.

Ronda's cum a dozen times so far. Ten from me pussy plowing her, and two more from the expert salad tossing I'm doing on her. Rolling my tongue 180 degrees in both th directions, lapping and popping it all over those very appreciative bowels.

I suck out another squirt, drinking down Ronda's top o' the line pussy dessert. So tasty. Milky smooth perfection. I lusty lick her labia and ravenously on that cream pumping cunt at the same delicious time.

"SOOOOOOOOO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMM!! Daddy big dick gets it every time. Oh hell yeahhhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmmm." Ronda's so sweet. My love. Been in mad love with her since I first met her. Fucked her approximately five minutes later. Been freak fucking her very beautiful, bad ass brains out ever since.

Ronda wheels around and kneels in front of me, holding my head in her hands. She smiles so pretty, licking my lips twice, then diving in full boar, tongue molesting my innocent tongue, mouth, and throat as I grin away in sexually wondrous euphoria. I'm back home and happy as fuck... and titty molesting Ronda as she uses my mouth for her own... and of course, mine too.. perverted pleasure.

"I'm so glad you're back home, baby." Ronda hugs me around my neck and kisses the fuck outta my lips. God... that ass kicking chick can kiss. I tickle her sides as we happily make out. Ronda giggles, then spits down my throat... and takes mine in return. Naughty little mynx. Love it!

"Glad to be back, baby doll."

"How was Texas?" Ronda can't stop smiling... and licking and kissing all over my extremely pleased... and Ronda Rousey ass basted... face.

"Great. Met a couple of new stars for us. Drita introduced me to 'em. She's got great taste. Both big twitted. One Black. One Latina. Both horny as fuck. Had a really fun four-way in the hotel room with 'em. Me and Drita (Mob Wives) double analed them both. She fisted the black chick's ass while I pissed down her throat. The Brazilian chick ate my ass at the same time. Awesome time. You need to see her. She's fucking gorgeous as all hell. Thinking about wifing her up. Tina Fire (Brazilian porn chick). God... she's hot. Good God almighty, she's hot!

"Mmmmmmm... sounds awesome. I can't wait to try her out for myself. Brazilian girls always have great asses. Hahaha." Ronda smirks and licks me from chin to hair. God... I'm lovin' being Mr Ronda Rousey.

"Indeed. Indeeddddddd." I playfully smirk at my hot as all fuck woman. (Inside wrestling reference)

We laugh and swap some more spit, then I remember to ask about David. "You said Kim's picking up David? Is that Tom's buddy?"

"His son. He's supposed real geeky and shy, but I'm sure we can fix him. Two rich studs to PUMP for more money." Ronda beams beautifully, hugging me tight. We tongue fuck some more and head to the shower. Ronda hugging me tight and kissing me, legs wrapped tight around my waist the whole way.

Over at the Freak City Racing office...

"Lisa... you've got to concentrate more on driving. And maybe a little less on getting gangbanged. James has invested a lot of money in us. I don't want to let him down."

"I don't want to let my sweet, sexy nephew down either. He knows that. God... I need his cock though. Where is he?"

"See... he's in the gym with Ronda. But that's what I'm talking about. Your lack of concentration can't hurt you out there on the track. I'm trying my best to train you as best as I can. OK?"

"I know, Danica. I really appreciate it, sweetheart. I'm just so horny all the damn time. Sorry. I'll try harder... I promise." My auntie/wife Lisa Sparxxx blows my wife Danica Patrick a real sweet... and as always... real slutty... kiss. I love my aunt/wife Lisa so much. I married her cause she asked me to, once. That's all it took. She's so freaking fun to be around. A porn legend and aunt legend too. Now hopefully, a racing legend also. She begged me to start a race team... and fucked my brains out for a beautifully freaky week to convince me to... so she could live out her dream of being a race car driver. She knows I can't so no to her anyway, but I didn't turn down that very fun convincing either.

"Hold on... yes? Matt who?... Oh, Matt. Yeah... Stephanie told me about him. Hahaha. We watched him perform at the big title match. Very nice performance too... God, yes. I love a lot of cum. I couldn't believe how much he shot into Charlotte's mouth and all over her face though..."

Lisa's getting all hot and bothered listening to Danica talk to Drita on the phone. Cum is always a prime keyword for my dear slutty aunt Lisa.

"Yeah... I'll come over and sign an autograph for him... sure. OK... I'll be right over. Thanks, Drita."

"What was all that so much cum talk about? Sounds delicious. Mmmmmmm. Cum. God... I love it so." Lisa sits back in the chair in Danica's office, right forefinger in the mouth, grinning away, thinking about being Matt's next cum dumpster target.

"Yeah... I know. I agree with you on that though. Cum is extra yummy. Matt's here. Drita showing him around. She said he asked to meet me and get an autograph so I'm gonna head over there. Wanna come?" Danica stands up from her desk and grabs her phone.

"Oh yeahhhhhh!.. And I'll accompany you too." Lisa mischievously smirks and makes Danica laugh. Her extra bawdy sense of humor is a very charming quality of hers.

While Lisa and Danica head on over to the podcast studios, Kim and David gets to know each other a little in the back seat of her Kim K, ice white Bentley. Got her name in 24kt gold on both sides of it. A birthday gift from yours truly.

"Wow... Kim Kardashian. I can't believe I'm sitting in the back of a Bentley with Kim Kardashian herself. Awesome. Absolutely awesome." David pumps his fist, all excited about the ride from the airport. He's a huge dude. Tall... and real fat. About 400 pounds or so. Nice kid supposedly though. I forgot he was Tom's son. Too busy thinking about Tina Fire. Ha.

"That's very sweet, David. It's a pleasure to meet you, as well. I've heard a lot about you from your dad. He's such a sweet guy. He tells me he's really proud of you. He says his sexual prowess runs in the family too. Is it true?" Kim gives ol' David a very inquisitive, and very naughty, eyebrow raise and grin.

David swallows hard, looking Kim over. Her smooth, supple legs are crossed. Barely covered by a very skimpy brown miniskirt that barely covers Kim's world's greatest ass. He gulp hard again. "Ummm... I... I don't know about that. I'm kinda shy. Sorry. I mean, I love chicks. I just... I..." He can't stop gawking at my woman... and that makes me smile.

"I know. You're shy. That's sweet. I'm sure we can help you over come that, David. If you want to, of course." Kim opens her short, brown business jacket, showing David her bare breasts. They're so freaking perfect in every way... like the rest of her. David almost faints in the back seat, but he nods and starts drooling, still gawking hard too. Kim giggles at his nervousness.

"I'm glad you approve. We'll definitely have a great time together. Don't worry about that, David. Kim softly pats his left cheek, a very confident and very beautiful smirk on her very perfect face. Kim notices a bulge under David's huge gut. It's shaded by David's massive belly, but she can still tell It's large. That makes Kim smirk a little brighter. Big dicks are always a very welcome sight to her.

David keeps up the drooling and gawking all the way to our home. Kim's used to it so she thinks it's sweet. She knows he's gonna be an easy investor to keep happy... and that makes her real happy.

Kim smiles at Spence in the rear view mirror. He's driving her. Another of his many jobs. Kim decides to kick up the David having fun stuff another notch or so.

"Spence... take out your beautiful cock, please." Kim winks at him in the mirror. He grins back. They stop at a light so Spence unzips his pants and whips out his newly larger... thanks to a new injection he found through Kathie Lee... cock. He jerks it to get it hard and tilts it to the right so Kim and David can see it in the back seat.

"Wow... that's big, dude. Very nice. Congrats."

"Thanks. I added an inch cause I found a great new injection that Kathie Lee Gifford hooked me up with. It works great. I'm eleven and a half inches now. Only gained an inch, but I'm even thicker and I get even harder than before." Spence beams. He's real proud of his new cock. And Kim's real impressed.

"God, Spence. Its so yummy. Mmmmm. You have such a beautiful cock. Do you mind if I suck it?" She winks at him again... and Spence grins back again.

"Of course not. I'd love it. Here..." Spence pints it back to Kim, who beautifully smirks at David and leans forward, licking all over the huge, pink mushroom crown. She playfully nibbles it. That makes Spence groan pleasurably. Then she devours it. All the way. In one gulp. Eleven and a half inches of rock solid, super fat uncircumsized dick right down her expertly skilled throat. David can't believe his eyes, and Kim can't stop moaning in delight around that massive dong. She lets her spit drool down Spence's fat, hairless balls as she holds her lips on them. Not moving at all. She doesn't gag at all either. She never does. She's the queen.

Kim starts bobbing on the cock as the light changes. Spence drives, groaning and grinning, as Kim sucks him, tickling his wet, hairless nuts too. David just watches and ribs his crotch. He thinks about grabbing Kim's ass for a second, but he's too shy, even though she's wiggling her amazing ass right at him.

She wonders why he won't grab her ass, but she just keeps sucking that super fat, constantly thumping rod, her tongue dancing all over it as her magnificent, and oh so wet and creamy, brown lipsticked lips ripple up and down it, her cheeks bellowed out from the immense girth.

They hit another light. Spence puts his hand on Kim's bobbing head, groaning wildly from the intensely wonderful sensations racing throughout his hefty loins. David keeps watching... and rubbing his bulge, drooling the whole time. Kim moves her butt over to him, bouncing it on his left leg. Dude still doesn't grab it. Oh well... Kim thinks to herself that this might be a little tougher challenge than she first thought.

Light changes. Spence drives off, still groaning and grunting from Kim's super great blowjob. Her mouth speeds up, racing up and down that spit lubed shaft with lightning quick efficiency.

"Oh God..." Spence blurts out, his hand still on top of Kim's fast bobbing head. He cum dumps in my wife's mega talented and very appreciative mouth. She coos happily the entire load guzzling time. Spence cums a good amount, and Kim definitely loves that. She craves cum. Especially silky smooth, delicious cum, which Spence is pumping right down her greedy gullet right now as he tries to drive and cum at the same time, while avoiding traffic. Kim ravenously drinks it all down with an approving moan throughout the whole cum swallowing binge.

"Yummy, yum yum. Delicious, Spence. Thank you for the very tasty protein shake." Kim blows him a sexy kiss as she lifts her head off of that hooded monster cock.

Spence just sweats and grins, pulling over to the side of the road to collect himself.

"Oh... by the way. Thank you for the delicious cum, my new, sexy, big dick brother in law." Kim smirks and winks at sweaty ol' Spence.

Apparantly, Spence, mama and a couple of others were playing strip poker the other night and Spence surprisingly won. Not only getting to grope mama's jugs of pure perfection, but he also won a very special side bet. He wanted to fuck mama if he won... but she's only fucked him in our movies... not off camera... so he had to come up with another wager. So... Spence bet if he won... mama would adopt him. Yep... adopt him. She was half drunk and tired so she agreed, never thinking she would lose, but... voila... I've got a new brother. Weird, freaky world we live in... and thank God for it.

"You're welcome. And thanks for sucking my cock, my perfect, sexy sis." Spence winks back at Kim, grinning all happy and what not.

Kim giggles. "Mmmmmm... my pleasure." Kim smiles back at Spence, then looks over at David. He's shocked. Turned on big time... and shocked at the whole, blowjob in a car/brother in law/sister in law scene. He can't stop staring at Kim, drool hanging from the right corner of his mouth. Kim leans over and slowly licks it up, then softly kissing David on the lips. Kim sits back in the seat and fixes her lipstick, looking into her compact as David trembles with shocked euphoria.

Kim's grinning, knowing David is totally hot for her and realizing this will indeed be a rather easy money milking... among other kinds of milking... assignment.

Over at the Freak City Wrestling offices...

"God... you've got a delicious ass, Tom. Mmmmmm. Delicious." My dear wife Stephanie McMahon is eating out investor Tom's ass whole he rides her face, and eats her pussy, in a 69 position on Stephanie's office floor. She cum into his mouth while she eats out his ass and plays with his soft cock. Tom just came down Stephanie's throat while he was doing a reverse face sitting vid with her. My amazingly gorgeous pregnant wife Becky Lynch filmed it, grinning the whole time. She was amazed at how butt hungry Stephanie was. Steph only stopped eating Tom's ass long enough to gulp down his super creamy cum when she felt his fat cock lurch in her hand.

"Great job, guys. Steph... you've got an appointment in ten minutes." Becky grins and waves at Steph as she walks out of her office, taking the footage over to our Freak City Porno studio here on the property.

Tom gets up, pulling up his blue spandex tights that Ronda gave him. She gave him a couple of pairs of 'em. She and Kim asked him to wear them while he's here at our home. They love his plump, 66 year old rump in those tights for damn sure. Seems like Tom... and his butt... are really popular around here already. Money, money, money, money, moneyyy... Money.

Stephanie gets up and closes her white and gold, silk bathrobe, and squeezes that plump rump of Tom's. "Mmmmmmm... such a gorgeous ass. God... I love your ass, Tom. Mmmmmmm." She keeps up the squeezing... shaking it, and squeezing it some more as she happily watches it jiggle.

"Thank you, sweetheart. I appreciate all the butt love you ladies have been giving me since I got here. It makes an old man happy for sure." Tom grins. Stephanie softly kisses him on the lips, patting his cheek and squeezing his ass one more time, then walking around behind her desk. She drops her robe, smirking at Tom who's checking her out, then quickly puts on a black spandex, Freak City Wrestling body suit... nothing underneath. She zips it up to just below her luscious, huge hooters. She shakes 'em for Tom, then puts on some cherry red lipstick, rubbing her lips together to smooth it out.

Steph blows Tom a sexy kiss and heads out to her appointment. "Check ya later, sexy." Steph waves at Tom as she walks outta the door.

Tom chills out in Steph's office, looking around. "Oh... sorry. I was looking for Stephanie." Another extremely gorgeous wife of mine Charlotte Flair says to Tom. She starts to walk back out the door, but Tom stops her.

"No... wait. I'm Tom. Stephanie had an appointment. She just left." He says with a charming smile. His fat dick is half hard in his skin tight tights so that immediately catches Charlotte's attention. She half grins and decides to stay for a little chat.

"Oh. Hi, Tom. I'm Charlotte. I've heard a lot about you, we all have. You're the great butt guy." Charlotte and Tom laugh.

"Yeah... I guess. It's a pleasure to meet you, Charlotte. You're even lovelier in person than you are on TV."

"Thank you, Tom. That's sweet." Charlotte checks Tom out. Not impressed at all by his paunchy belly, but very impressed by his great bulge... and great ass. "I see what all the fuss is about. That's one sweet butt for sure." Charlotte grins and winks at Tom.

"I could say the same thing myself, my dear. Yours is quite outstanding." He returns the complimentary favor... and grin and wink.

"Yeah... thanks... I get a lot of compliments about my ass." Charlotte turns to her right, wiggling her ass for Tom as she looks at it, then smiles at Tom.

"I see why. Very beautiful, like the rest of you." Tom gives Charlotte the charming smile.

"You're quite the charmer." Charlotte slowly walks towards Tom. She stops right in front of him and looks down at his bulge, then back up to him. "Makes me think you want to fuck me." She smirks. "That does too." She points down to Tom's now, rock hard bulge. It's threatening to rip through those blue tights. Charlotte smirks wider, looking right at Tom.

Approximately ten seconds later...

"Mmmmmmmmm... (Loud slurping noises)... so good. So fat." Charlotte's slobbering and sucking away on Tom's super fat, seven and a half inches. He standing there, his right hand on her perfect blonde head, groaning happily as Charlotte gorges herself on his big dick. Her spit is hanging down obscenely, touching the carpet. She keeps up the messy blowjob, making sure to reach around and squeeze Tom's plump rump as she sucks him off. Charlotte shakes her blonde head wildly as she slobber and sucks all over that immensely thick cock. She pulls off and spits on it repeatedly, making as big of a spitty mess as she can. It's hanging from every inch of Tom's twitching cock. Charlotte grins at her oral handy work and sucks it in, her tongue dancing from side to side under the shaft, Making Tom lurch and grunt, loving every single second of the very messy blowjob.

Tom. Picks a Charlotte up and kisses her, then bends her over Steph's desk. He pulls her very firm cheeks open and licks slowly up and down her silky slick labia, kissing it up and down as well. He slides his right thumb up Charlotte's amazingly perfect butt, her winking anus gripping it tight as it enters. She grins happily and coos contently as Tom thumb fucks her ass and sucks on her very juicy cunt.

Tom's tongue darts all across Charlotte's pulsating pink walls as he speeds up the thumb fucking of her ass. Charlotte's cun throbs on Tom's dancing tongue, bathing it with her deliciously sweet juices.

Tom enters Charlotte's pussy from behind, slowly fucking it with long, steady strokes. Charlotte holds her head up and closes her eyes, smiling with sheer delight. Tom grabs her long blonde mane and pulls it, causing Charlotte to lurch and moan as he fucks her a little faster. That very fat cock plunging in and out so perfectly. Charlotte's dripping wet pussy clamps down super tight on it as she cums. "Ahhh! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Charlotte smiles wide, her head pulled back by Tom's hand. She kicks her lips as she squirt all over that chunky, throbbing cock. It drills up her faster and harder as she finishes squirting, pulsating hard like her perky pink clit.

Tim pulls out and kneels, shoving his tongue up her tight ass, licking her out, twirling it all around in that divine butt. Charlotte giggles and moans, shaking her butt all over Tom's grinning face.

He stands back up and spits on his super fat rod, rubbing it in. He spits on Charlotte's anus, rubbing it in with his huge, pale pink crown. Tom pushes against Charlotte's thumping anus and pops through, his cock slowly inching it's very merry way up that divinely awesome butt.

He pulls hard on Charlotte's long blonde hair, fucking whr ass with rugged determination. His crotch bangs loudly against Charlotte's thighs as he pounds that rump over and over and over. Charlotte screams out and violently squirts again, super soaking Tom's balls and tights.

"Oh fuck!" Tom shoots his creamy wad deep up Charlotte's pounding bowels. His cock lurches repeatedly as it shoots out his silky smooth cream, sending shivers through him and Charlotte. She closes her eyes and rides out the beautifully tingling sensations with a very, very sexy grin, gently laying her perfect head down on Stephanie's oak desk.

"That's was wonderful, baby. You're so gorgeous." Tom leans down and kisses Charlotte's neck as she peacefully relaxes on the desk.

"Mmmmmm... sure was, sexy. It sure was." Charlotte keeps on grinning, happily wiggling her butt with all that gooey cream... and that big dick... in it.

"Eat my ass, baby. Please." Tom pulls out and turns around, facing away from Charlotte. She looks back at him, still grinning, and kneels behind him, kissing and biting all over his ass. She pulls down the back of his tights and reaches around and strokes his cum my cock as she licks up and down in his sweaty butt crack. Tom groans with utter bliss. Charlotte spreads Tom's cheeks with one hand, diving in and licking his sweaty anus. She sniff it, loving the musky scent. She sticks her tongue up his butt, shaking it inside his anus, tongue fucking his ass while she softly strokes that fat meat.

"Can I piss in your mouth. You can piss in mine too." Tom asks. Charlotte smirks mischievously as she tongue fucks his ass. She pulls out and turns Tom to face her. She kisses his half hard cock, then slips it in her thirsty mouth. Tom holds Charlotte's blonde head and starts pissing hard into her mouth. She moans her happy taste approval as she greedily drinks down his tangy stream.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh..." Tom leans his head back and keeps pissing, smiling with his eyes closed as he shoots his warm piss down my beautifully blonde wife's throat.

Charlotte squeezes his ass as she drinks him dry with a happy smile. "Yummy..." Charlotte mumbles around that obscenely fat, pissing rod. Tom grins even wider.

Charlotte ends up pissing in Tom's mouth as he kneels in front of her. She pulls open her gorgeous, bald pussy, furiously rubbing her throbbing clit too, and shoots it right into his wide open, anxiously waiting mouth.

Charlotte grins at the kinky sight of all that warm piss shooting from her thumping pussy right into sweet Tom's welcoming mouth. He sucks her pussy dry when she finishes pissing.

"Now... what was I going to ask Stephanie? Hmmmmmm... oh well. This was much more fun than talking to her anyway." Charlotte giggles. Tom chuckles too as he merrily eats Charlotte's formerly pissy pussy.

"Hey guys... Oh..." My baby sister Kaia walks into Stephanie's office, also looking for my boss bitch wife.

"Hey, Kaia. What's up? Tom's just making sure I'm nice and clean." Charlotte smirks l naughty at Kaia.

Kaia's chewing bubblegum. She smirks back at Charlotte, watching Tom finish cleaning Charlotte's well worked over twat. Tom looks over at Kaia and his jaw drops. My sister has that effect on guys... and girls. She's wearing a very skimpy, pink g string bikini. The almost invisible top doesn't ever totally cover her gorgeous pink nips. Kaia's absolutely amazing, all natural 30F beauties are on full, 3D display. She's got on white and pink sneakers too. Her blonde hair's in twin braided pigtails. The most beautiful 18 year old ever. A true angel. And I love her with all my freaky heart.

Kaia giggles seeing Tom's reaction to her, blowing a big bubble and popping it. "I think he likes you." Charlotte says the understatement of the century.

"That's sweet. Thanks, Tom." Kaia gives him her patented, melt your heart smile. He can't speak. He's totally mesmerized by my angelic sister.

Tom shakes his gray haired head to clear it. "Why don't you show Kaia your tasty rump, Tom? You've gotta feel it too, Kaia. It's so yummy." Charlotte helps up Tom and walks behind him, turning his back to Kaia.

"See..." Charlotte slaps Tom's plump rump, squeezing it when it jiggles. "Told ya. Try it for yourself, Kaia." Charlotte mischievously grins at Kaia.

Kaia thinks about it for a second, then walks up to Tom's back and slaps his ass, watching it jiggle. Tom just stands there silently, desperately trying not to cum in his tights.

Kaia slaps it again. She watches it jiggle, blowing another big bubble and popping it. "Squeeze it. It's feels so good." Charlotte encourages my sister.

Kaia squeezes Tom's jiggly, but firm rump with one hand, then two. He lets out a loud groan, so turned on by my 18 year old angelic goddess of perfection sister playing with his 66 year old ass.

"Very nice, Tom. You've got a great ass." Kaia slaps it again and sneaks in another two handed squeeze as she watches it jiggle. Her tongue is sticking outta the left corner of her mouth as she smiles. She definitely digs his ass.

"Check this out, Kaia." Charlotte turns Tom around to face Kaia, letting her see the powerful effect she's having on him. His super fat dick is bursting outta the top of his spandex tights. Kaia grins her approval of that.

Charlotte pulls down the front of Tom's tights, his big dick springing out, pointing at my uber beautiful smiling sister. She's chewing on her gum, watching that old fat dick jump and wobble from the excitement of being so close to her. She giggles and blows a small bubble, popping it quickly.

Charlotte grabs the old rod and jerks it, leaning over to lick all over the fat, pale pink crown. "He's got a gorgeous cock too... and tasty." Charlotte winks up at Kaia. Kaia nods. She's impressed with his old, smooth, thumping weiner. Charlotte sucks it deep once, then pops her mouth off of it loudly. She gives the tip a big ol' kiss and lick, then stands up, grinning at Kaia.

Charlotte kisses Kaia, letting her taste the 66 year old, smooth, pale white weiner on her tongue. Charlotte pulls back and licks her lips at my sister.

"Told ya." Charlotte giggles. So does Kaia, who also nods. Tom just stands there staring silently, not knowing what to do. No one wants to piss me off and they know one of the easiest ways to do that is to get pushy with my sister. She and I are as close as close gets.

Charlotte reaches over and plays with Kaia's left tit, flicking the perky nipple and squeezing that huge, jiggly globe nicely.

"Isn't she beautiful, Tom?"

"Oh yeah. Very." Tom finally says something, still mesmerized by Kaia.

"You're a sweetie, Tom. I'll see you guys later. Come by the pool house after lunch, Tom. We're having a skimpiest bikini party. Charlotte's gonna be there. Make sure to wear a speedo though. You've got the ass and cock for it. Byeeee." Kaia skips on out of the room, blowing bubbles and popping them, totally mesmerizing ol' Tom.

"Jesus Christ. She's absolutely amazing. She's so beautiful." Tom shakes his head again. Charlotte laughs, grabbing his cock and jerking it as she heads to her knees. She licks the pale pink head again and looks up at Tom.

"I know. Play your cards right and maybe we'll let you be a judge... and fuck the winner. Who knows... maybe even Kaia." Charlotte chuckles as she gobbles down that seven and a half inches of thick dick, sucking off Tom again.

Tom's again mesmerized at the mere possibility of actually, maybe... getting to fuck my sister. We'll have to see about that one. Hahaha.

Over at the podcast studios...

"Suck that fuckin' cock! You nasty fuck! Yeah... suck it! Get that autograph, Matt. Shoot it all over her fuckin' face. Mmmmmm. Cover her fuckin' face with your fuckin' cum, baby."

My baby Drita (Mob Wives) being her usual, foul mouthed, bad ass boss bitch super hottie self. She's filming Danica on her knees blowing Matt's six incher in the hallway outside of Drita's podcast studio. A few staffers walk by and cheer them on, taking pics and walking away.

"Oh shit! Here it cumssssss!!" Drita pulls Matt's cock outta Danica's greedily sucking mouth, a long strand of saliva hanging between it and Danica's lips. Drita jerks the cock, filming everything with her phone at the same time.

Matt's hips lurch forward as he cum dumps all over... and drenches... Danica's smiling face. I splashes every inch from her long brown hair to her forehead and eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, chin, neck, ears... you name it. Dude cums a ton. All that slimy fluid slowly rolls and drips down and off of Danica's gorgeous face she's wearing a sperm mask. Her hair is drenched. Drita smirks her very happy approval, jerking Matt's cock real fast to get out every last drop. She smacks the cummy cock on Danica's cum painted lips and tongue. Part of the mega blast went in Danica's mouth. She gulps it down, licking her cummy lips clean.

"Freak City, Bitches!" Matt makes sure to get in the freaky phrase that pays. Grinning from ear to ear. Drita and Danica laugh.

"Suck that fuckin' sexy ass cock, baby! Fuckin' do it, now! Mmmmmmm." Drita watches with a very horny grin. Danica sucks Matt's average size, but definitely not average cumming, cock like a ravenous predator gorging itself on a gazelle.

"Congratulations, Matt. You got your autograph. Welcome aboard. We're gonna have a lot of fuckin' fun with your sexy ass... and sexy cock." Drita being Drita. My love for her only grows, freaky day after freaky ass day. (Happy, horny husband grin)

"Thanks. It's great to be here. And thanks for the autograph, Danica. You're so beautiful. You too, Drita." Matt laying on the charm. Drita blows him an appreciative kiss.

"Mmmmhmmmm... we defitnely will. You're welcome, stud. I'll be giving you a lot more autographs from now on. Hope you don't mind." Danica smiles and winks at Matt, licking and sucking that cum bazooka even more. Matt just grins, watching his sports crush suck him clean.

A little later... in my den...

"Excuse, me. Where's the pool house. They're having... Oh my God..." Tom loses his train of thought when he sees my pregnant wife Becky Lynch drop her robe and show off her skimpy bikini for the contest. It's skimpy alright. Two small, quarter shaped heart pasties covering her bright pink nips... and a white g trying that's almost invisible, especially in the back. It's stuck up in between those tight, smooth and firm Irish butt cheeks of Becky. Tom's gawking hard... and getting hard in his blue speedo.

"Ha. I'm glad you like ma swimsuit, Tom. That is your name, right?" Becky's super sexy Irish accent making Tom even harder. His bulge is starting to slip out of the top of his speedo. Tom nods and drools. Becky's the early leader in the clubhouse... or pool house.

"Mmmmmm.. Looking yummy, there, big guy." Becky rubs Tom's bulge. He grins and stares. She inspects the hard crotch closely. "Real nice. Aren't you supposed to have a real nice arse?" Becky asks, still checking out his bulge, rubbing it, squeezing it a little too.

"Uh... yeah... I guess. That's what they say." Tom finally snaps outta his daze. He closes his eyes hard, then opens them, focused squarely on those heart shaped pasties... and what's underneath them.

"Well... hmmmm... not bad at all. Let me see... Yeah... feels nice too." Becky turns Tom away from her and checks out his plump, 66 year old, smooth ass, squeezing it nice and rough. She slides her hand down the back of the speedo and slips a finger up his ass, fingering it, then reaching around with her left hand and squeezing his cock through the front of his speedo. The pale pink head is completely out of the top of the speedo. Becky squeezes it hard, then rubs the bulge nice and soft, alternating, making Tom grunt and groan uncontrollably with pure, sexually charged glee.

"I wonder if we've got enough time before the contest for a little fun. A quickie, maybe. Whadda you think, Tom?" Becky blows softly into his right ear from behind, smirking mischievously. She also plays with his cock, pulling the speedo down off of it, and fingers his ass faster.

"Oh God, yes!" Tom wholeheartedly agrees with Becky. She laughs.

"Follow me, big guy." Becky slaps Tom's ass and heads over to the bathroom. Tom quickly follows. He shuts the door behind him as Becky sits on the toilet, grinning naughtily at him. She's so fucking beautiful. That bright red hair flowing perfectly that perfect, strong face beaming with carnal desire. Such a gorgeous Irish babe.

Becky pulls Tom over to her by his cock, smirking all naughty at him the whole way. She licks the tip, lapping up a drop of precum. She nods her lusty taste approval. Becky gingerly bites the head, smirking as Tom groans loud. She laps at the piss lit as she holds that plump crown with her teeth.

Becky sucks the hefty dick down, all in one gulp. She wildly licks Tom's gray haired balls as her throat massages that twitching old weiner constantly, her throat muscles perfectly trained for the carnal activity.

It's short and very sweet. Tom cums down Becky's skillfully divine throat, holding her head as he screams out in pure, hardcore fury. That fat dick lurches repeatedly, dumping several thick globs of semen down my wife's throat. She smiles around the cock and gulps it all down, admiring the silky smooth, rich texture of all that dick goo.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHES!!" Tom's excited. Becky has that effect on people.

Becky and Tom finished 1st and fifth in the contest. Kaia, Kim and mama finished 2,3, and 4. Becky just dumped the pasties when she walked out, popping the crowd big time. Tom never did get to live out the dream of fucking Kaia. He didn't suffer though. Ronda ate his ass while he pissed all over Kim's face in the dressing room. Kaia held his dick for him while he splashed Kim's face, so that's something.

I fucked Kaia after the contest, ass fucking her for an hour while Tom watched. I let him film it too and keep it.

David loosened up a little. He's a big Becky fan so his trip was made when Becky jerked him off while Kim filmed it. Becky sucked him dry and tongue fucked his really fat ass too.

Matt ended up fucking Lisa and Danica... who found out that Dave, the gas guy for the pit crew, was the random stranger that fucked her in the garage. She blew him as a thank you... and a bonus for his hard work with the out crew.

Kim and I spent the night chillin' in bed, watching the footage of her and Ronda fucking Tom in the gym. She rode me, reverse cowgirl while we watched. The best way to watch a porno by the way.

Everything's continuing to run smoothly here at Freak City Inc my peeps. Check in next time to see even freakier fun and frovality. Keep it freaky, baby. Freak City, Bitches!