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Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy

Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills...

"TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!"

"GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!! GOD, YES!!"

As my dick rampages up my mother's cunt, as I playfully choke her... she fucking loves that... releasing my grip every few seconds as the intense sexual sensations overpower my loins... I grunt and groan wildly, spit flying towards my mother's perfect, sexually raging face. She fucking loves for me to spit on her too. It makes her so fucking wet!

"CHOKE ME... SPIT ON ME... USE MEEEEEEEEEE!! GOD... I FUCKING LOVE IT ALL, BABYYYYYYYYYY!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!!" My mother smiles the wildest, sluttiest smile ever, so fucking tittilated by me and my domination of her. She craves my cock... and the uber pleasure it brings her awesomely perfect, statuesque body.

""GOD! BIG TITTY, WHORE! FUCKING TAKE IT!

"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!! I'M CUMMING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!! YESSSSSSSSS!!" My mother (Kelly Madison) screams at the top of her sweet lungs. I pull out, grinning my heathen ass off, watching closely as her intensely pulsating pussy unleashes her very powerful burst of sugary sweet pussy cream, bathing my giant cock, my balls, my crotch, me... the floor... and everything in it's beautifully brutal path. Fuck!

I slam back up her cunt, fucking her senseless. Her battered pussy clamps down so tight on my mighty meat stick. I groan as loud as I ever have. HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKK!! Mama is sitting on the edge of my home office desk, smirking lustfully at me, blowing me slutty kisses, playfully smacking me repeatedly to spur me on.

The desk almost breaks... and it's oak. The relentless force I'm fucking my favorite cunt with is driving both of us insane with non stop, thrilling glee.

I squeeze her huge right breast, cupping it and clamping down ridiculously hard on it as my dick powers in and out of her cunt, one million miles an hour... give or take... very much loving every glorious second it's sexually wrecking the pussy that brought me onto this earth.

Mama spits right into my mouth, slapping me again as she smiles, kissing me deep as my cock speeds up even faster, powerfully plowing in and out of her constantly cumming, 52 year old cunt.

I flip her over, my cock still in her twat. "DO ME, BABY! DO ME GOODDDDDDDDDDD!!" Mama grins with immense sexual intensity, so fucking turned on by our wild sexual encounter. She slaps both of her hands down on my desk and lunges forward as my cock leaves her drenched cunt and quickly enters her surprised, but very accommodating ass.

"GOD, YES! FUCK MY ASS, MY KING! FUCK IT!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!" She lays down on the desk, her all natural and all perfect 34FFs smushed hard into it. I grab and pull her long blonde mane, doggy style anal pounding her for thirty fucking awesome minutes straight! Taking my bitch! I own this ass!

"MY BITCH! MY ASS! TAKE IT, SLUT!" I yank hard on her flowing blonde locks.

"YES! YOUR BITCH, FOREVER, BABY! I'M YOURS, FOREVER! TAKE ME!!" Mama looks back at me, a look of pure, carnally boiling hysteria beaming lustfully across her smooth, supple skin and wide smiling, full, succulent lips.

Mama cums seven times, her pussy exploding each time with a massive wave of milky release. I keep drilling her butt, stretching it out so wide, pounding it so damn hard. I grit my teeth, trying desperately to hold out as long as possible, but the stimulation from her ever spasming anal membrane all around my massive rod is too much to handle.

I lean down onto her, biting and licking her sweaty neck like an alpha male lion in heat, roaring my way through it all as I pump her ass to overflowing with my thick, gooey manseed, glob after fat glob torpedoing out of my cock and balls into her dark bowels, smiling wide as it goes.

Mama's perfectly curvy body shakes violently and involuntarily from the intense sensations racing through her pleasantly battered bowels and pussy. She moans happily, continuously, smiling so bright up at me, her head resting contently on my desk. I kiss her several times, so in love with my favorite woman on earth. My mother, my love... my queen of fuck slut queens.

"Mmmmmmmmm. My king always does the job so very well. Making mama cum so gooddddd. Ha ha ha." Mama smiles contently, kissing my lips repeatedly, softly and lovingly caressing my face as I rub it on hers, lightly roaring. I kiss her sweaty cheek and rub my wide grinning face on hers some more.

I rub all over her tummy and up to her smashed onto the desk super breasts. My softening cock slowly slides outta her gaped out butt, causing our combined fluids to come pouring out onto the red carpet beneath us.

"Thank you, baby. Mama needed that. Mmmmmmmmm." We keep kissing and grinding on each other, post cum.

"My slutty mom has the best pussy and ass a son could ever hope to use." I laugh, softly kissing all over her right cheek as she laughs and grins as well.

If it's possible to be turned on by your mom more than I am by mine... well... it ain't possible.

Sup, peeps. Get ready to be tittilated and offended... Possibly both at the same time. This is my story about my life as the new king of Playboy. The Trashy King Of Playboy. Yeah... that Playboy. Formerly Hugh Hefner's Playboy... now mine. I bought the Playboy Mansion... and a few other properties we'll delve into shortly... as well as the rest of the Playboy empire. Magazine. Website. The name and brand. All of it. Why?... Well... Cause I fucking felt like it! (Cocky smirk as I kick back and blaze up)

I wanted to put a different spin of the Playboy universe. I wanted to make it dirty and filthy... or trashy... real trashy. No more sophisticated pretense here. Dirty, nasty, hardcore heathen filth. God... I love this country. Long live trashy hedonism. From old, horny Playboy to young, even hornier... and trashy loving... Playboy. Oh yeah... it's naughty go time, bitches.

Relax and chill... and enjoy the trashy ride...

Playboy Offices... Playboy Way... Hollywood

"Hello, Milton."

"Hi...ummmm... Kim."

"Did you forget what day it is?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's tighty whitey day here at the office."

"Oh... no. I... uh..."

"Miltonnn... are you shy?"

"Yeah (bashful snicker)... I guess I am." (Lowering his head, timidly smiling)

"Go change. It wouldn't be fair to all of the other guys if you were the only one not wearing your tighty whiteys with your cock hanging out."

One of our youngest employees, 18 year old Milton Green heads off to the bathroom to change. My darling wife Kim Kardashian keeps things running smoothly at the office. She has a way of convincing everyone to play ball. Her own, unique, Kim K way. When you're the most beautiful creature on earth, you tend to get people to listen to you. And when you're married to the perverted owner... they listen even more. (Cocky grin... puffing away on some sweet, sweet ganjah)

We instituted special days at the office to keep things loose and fun. Today is tighty whitey day. Kim liked that idea very much. All the guys wear nothing but tighty whiteys. No other clothes. Dicks out too.

I'm not an underwear guy... I usually never wear them... but I do enjoy wearing a pair of tighty whiteys once in awhile with my big ass dick flopping around. It's good for your ego. Looks cool too. The ladies seem to enjoy all the guy's dicks on display, no matter the size, so it keeps the moral high. Leads to some freaky office fun as well so it's a win/win.

Five minutes later, Milton's back in Kim's office... and Kim's jaw has dropped. The short, skinny nerd with the black, horn rimmed glasses has a dick that is beyond belief. That... and his amazing math skills... are why I hired him. It's almost as big as he is. Twelve and a half inches long. Kim just stares and shakes her head in disbelief. Her eyes widen with impassioned intrigue. She's a big dick fiend so she's quite happy at the present moment with my hire.

Milton tries to cover himself. He's shy. Kim puts a stop to that real quick. "What are you doing, Milton? No need for that." She walks over to him and moves his hands away from his extremely large, hanging meat stick.

"Please don't cover that. It's way too nice to be covered up. OK?" Kim gives my boy Milton a very approving smile. He grins back and nods, trying to relax around my world famous super goddess wife.

"Too bad I already have an assistant. I'm sure you would make a really helpful one." Kim playfully rubs his shoulder, giving him a mischievous wink. Milton just smiles, nods, and shyly lowers his head again. He's not used to so much sexy attention from such a sexy woman. He gets in a quick cleavage peek at Kim's bountiful chest. Her tight, white silk blouse is unbuttoned to below her ample breasts... no bra necessary. Just smooth, silky flesh. True perfection at it's sexiest and finest.

"I think I might try and squeeze you in with Spence (The King Of Queens) and have two assistants. Two assistants with such big, beautiful dicks. Yum." Kim turns up the flirtatious banter with little Milton. He just smiles and tries to not get hard. Still trying to cover himself.

"Do you need me for anything, Kim?" Milton shyly asks. "I'm supposed to be helping out in the accounting office."

"Don't you worry about them, cutie pie. They'll be fine without you. And yes, by the way. I do need some help with something." Kim leans back in her very comfy desk chair and spreads her smooth, supple legs. Her gray sequined mini, mini skirt rides perfectly up her deliciously curvy hips. Milton gets a magnetic eyeful of her landing strip topped, super succulent pussy. He gulps, staring hard at the amazingly sexy sight.

"Eat my pussy, Milton. Will you, please?" Kim asks so nicely, smiling sweetly. God, she's beautiful. Milton is transfixed on the awesome sight in front of him... and his cock is too. It immediately hardens, drawing Kim's full, fixated attention. Her eyes widen with very happy delight. Her smile gets even smilier.

Milton just walks over in a trance and kneels on the floor in front of my wife and dives in. Kim closes her eyes and keeps smiling, and enjoys our little dude's pussy eating skills.

"Mmmmmm... very good, Milton. Very, very good. Mmmmmmmm." Kim licks her lusciously full lips as Milton sucks hard on her throbbing, dirty dancing clit. His tongue laps at it as he sucks harder and harder on it. Kim writhes contently in her seat, now watching her fantastically fabulous cunt being worked over by our young, nerdy math wiz.

He sucks on Kim's moist pussy, licking up and down the slit as he does, sucking harder, licking faster and faster, still in a Kim K trance.

"God... how did you learn to eat pussy so good, Milton? Mmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhh."

"My mother likes for me to eat hers so I wanted to get good at it. I watched a few pornos." He snakes his tongue deep into Kim's welcoming pink folds. They grasp that long tongue as it wiggles wildly, lapping at her pleasurably pulsating pink walls.

"Lucky mom. Mmmmmmmm." Kim play with Milton's brown hair as she feels her impending orgasm racing out. She grinds her pussy on his face. Milton speeds up, licking, lapping, and sucking wildly on the sweetest pussy ever in existence.

"UHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kim floods Milton's mouth with an avalanche of milky pussy cream. He sucks it all down, licking every delicious drop up as Kim's constantly convulsing cunt grinds and pumps, feeding him with pure pussy gold. He sucks and sucks, drinking down the delightfully delicious nectar, loving the divine taste of every single drop.

"That's was great, Milton. Thank you. Mmmmmmmm. So good." Kim winks at him with a big, beautiful smile on those glistening, creamy, light brown lips.

"You're welcome."

"So...do you fuck your mother? Or just eat her pussy?" Kim asks inquisitively.

"Yeah... (Holding his head down shyly)... I fuck her too." He looks up timidly, hoping Kim doesn't think he's too weird.

She smiles approvingly, softly rubbing his left cheek. "I think that's so hot. My mom's such a slut. I love fucking her with my strapon. All of my sisters do too. And James... (Kim giggles)... he lovesssssss fucking her... and all of the rest of us. His mom too. And grandmother. And... Everyone!" She giggles again. "It keeps a family close, I think. Especially if you have such a gorgeous cock like you do." Kim keeps smiling sweetly. Milton grins too, finally relaxing around my absolutely wonderful wife.

"You should bring her over to the house. I'm sure we could all have a very nice time together. We just remodeled the new grotto. I'd love to show it to you... and her." Another sexy giggle from my uber sexy wife.

"OK. That would be awesome!" Milton gets excited.

"I'm sure it would be, sweet little man." Kim rubs his face again with a super sexy smile and naughty wink.

Meanwhile... Back at the Playboy Mansion...

"Daddy... I got some real juicy gossip for ya." My second newest wife... behind Billie Eilish... the one and only Cardi B intrigues me with her naughty news as I take a leak. She's on Kim and I's bed.

"Oh yeah?" Ahhhhhhh. Nothing like a good strong piss.

"Mmm hmm. My sources tell me that Meghan Markle had an abortion the other day." Cardi smirks confidently as she files her nails. She knows she did good. Real damn good. She has a couple of jobs at Playboy. One of which is doing a gossip column in the magazine and a gossip update for the website. She's really fucking good at her job... all of em.

I walk out of the bathroom with a happy grin. She blows me a kiss, still filing her extra long red nails. "Where did you hear that?" I ask with a happy smirk as I move in next to her on the very large, green and gold silk sheets covered, revolving bed.

"I got my sources, daddy." She laughs naughtily, all sexy and shit. Devilishly divine smirk on that perfect, brown face.

My maid... one of em... ebony adult model goddess Jalande Jaguar saunters in, massive ebony jugs bouncing enticingly, and cozys up to my fourteen inch dick hanging out of my tighty whiteys... yeah... I'm headed to the office shortly.

"Mmmmmmmm... Daddy's dick looks so damn yummy in dem tighty whiteys. Suck dat shit, Jalande." Cardi directs, licking all around those delightfully luscious, cherry red lips. Jalande happily obeys, licking every soft inch, then playfully chewing on each one. Oh yeahhhhhh. She sucks my mushroom crown in and laps perfectly at the sensitive underside as she sucks. So damn goodddddd. Ohhhhhh... I love my black maids.

Cardi pinches hard and violently shakes my right pierced nipple, shaking it so damn fast and hard. God, I almost cum just from that. Fucking sexy bitch!

Cardi hits the switch, and the huge bed starts slowly turning. I dig revolving beds. Add in the huge mirror on the ceiling and it's retro trashy erotica 101 here at the Mansion. We did a great job remodeling the place. We kept the basic, retro slutty vibe, but kicked it up several, trashy notches.

I groan in utter ecstasy as my cock works it's way slowly down Jalande's throat, and my hard as steel nipples get roughly manhandled by my extra gorgeous, very kinky wife. Holy fuck! Living the lusty life of the Playboy King.

As Jalande bobs away on my massive white rod, slobbering all over it, Cardi leans over and feeds me her awesomely firm and perky titties. I chew, bite, suck, lick, lap, motorboat, and molest em both for fifteen awesome minutes. She's got such sexy, brown tits. Heavily enhanced, but perfect. Her chocolate nips taste so fucking delicious as I chew em and suck em ravenously, delighting in Cardi's very naughty moans.

"Daddy love dem titties. Yeahhhhhh! Suck em, daddy. Suck em rough! Gonna ride that huge white dick til it's raw, daddy! Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmm!" Cardi giggles, licking all over those luscious, red lips as I keep up my intense titty sucking, both bodacious boobs getting equally rough and loving care.

Cardi rides me rough, cowgirl, smiling at me, blowing me real slutty kisses as her very, very talented twat vice grips and erotically massages every fat inch of my happy white rod as it pummels relentlessly up it. That big ass bouncing wildly as it bounces off of my crotch every naughty time she slams down on my cock. I just grin my white heathen ass off and slap and squeeze those awesomely large, super firm, brown jugs.

"SHIT!! CUMMIN' DADDY!!" Cardi screams, squirting all over my dick and crotch. I grin so wide, soaking in every amazing, dick working second of that pussy bathing all fourteen fat inches of white dick shoved up her beautifully nasty, brown twat.

"Do my ass, daddy!" Cardi jumps off of me, pussy cream dripping out of her delicious, thumping twat. I lick it off her pulsating pussy lips while I slap that fucking ass, making her stick that long ass tongue of pure carnal perfection out with a naughty smile and beautiful booty wiggle. I love Cardi's fucking tongue!!

"Take dat ass, daddy!"

I shove up that super phat ass, making Carid almost jump off the bed. Her eyes are so wide as she takes in all fourteen inches at one time. "FUCK... YEAHHHHHHHH!! GIVE ME ALL DAT WHITE FUCKIN' DICK, DADDY!! ALL DAT SHIT!"

Cardi's horny wish is my happy command. I slam every fat fucking inch repeatedly up her tight butt, slapping it over and over as she shakes it for me, dirty dancing it all over my white dick. Fuck yeah! I slap that shit again! Harder!

Cardi looks back at me, tongue out and smiling. She wiggles her tongue at me, knowing how much I love it. I lean in, fucking her ass with relentless power and aggression and suck her damn tongue for five minutes straight. I'm obsessed with that perfect fucking tongue... and she fucking knows it. She's always happily teasing me with it.

Jalande sucks my fat nuts perfectly as I destroy my wife's thick ass, driving all the fucking way up it over and over and over. She keeps squirting all over Jalande and her 38K ebony titties as Jalande lathers and sucks my white balls better than anyone ever has. She slides a finger up my ass and fucks it as she sucks on my hanging balls. Oh shit!

I pump Cardi's perfect brown butt full... and beyond... of my thick, creamy load. The sensations racing through my loins at that moment... oh my God! Between cumming in my wife's ever shaking butt and Jalande perfectly finger fucking my butt and sucking off my fat balls, I can't stop groaning with sheer delight as I suck off Cardi's dancing tongue and we kiss so fucking passionately. She's constantly moaning from her bellowing bowels being filled with warm, thick cum as well. I'm also pulling her phat brown nipples and roughly squeezing those big ass, super firm brown titties for dear life too.

As we calm down, chill and keep kissing... and I keep titty molesting... and Jalande rubs those massive black breasts all over my very happy balls and ass... things are going pretty smoothly around the office...

"Yeah... you won't believe how big his cock is, Kelly. It's bigger than Spence's." Kim's talking to mom on the phone. "I almost let him take me on my desk, but I kept calm." Kim giggles into the phone.

"Well... I'll definitely have to see for myself. Maybe I could convince James to let them triple fuck me while you film it for the site. And you could join in, of course." Mom giggles back.

"God... that's sounds hot. Yum." Kim likes that idea. "So, how are things down in the lab?"

"Very good. Howard keeps staring at my tits, but I don't mind. I let him feel me up earlier. He does have very soft hands. He's done a fantastic job with the androids. They look just like them. Chyna looks so much like Joanie it'll blow your mind. I know James will be so happy. He misses her."

"That's great, Kelly. Tell Howard, good job, for me."

"I will. And make sure Milton doesn't get bogged down with too much work. He's gonna need his energy for later." They both giggle naughtily.

"I definitely will. See you later." Kim hangs up, grinning and thinking about how much money we're gonna make off of my sex androids. I came up with the idea of making human like sex robots that I could pimp out for big bucks of famous people that aren't around anymore. Chyna aka Joanie Laurier... Anna Nicole Smith... and we're even working on a Marilyn Monroe one. Howard (The Big Bang Theory) and his team are working hard trying to get her done as soon as possible. More on the way also.

Howard's my chief engineer. I met him through another very valued employee... and very treasured fuck buddy... Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory). She's best friends with his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). They work together at Zangen Pharmaceuticals when Penny's not working for me.

Penny and my favorite aunt/wife Beth (Beth Chapman) run my drug operation for me. I own several businesses outside of Playboy. Some legal and legitimate... some not so much. We do plug the sexual enhancement drugs in the magazine and on our site as well so it's technically a part of the Playboy empire.

...

My leopard print hummer limo's rockin'. Probably because I'm deep dicking another wife, my main bodyguard, WWE Superstar Nia Jax. Her phat Samoan twat lovesssss my white dick all up in it.

I'm slamming it so damn deep, faster faster faster faster faster faster fasterrrrrrrrrrrr!! Ahhhhh! Sweet release. My cum explodes up her tightly gripping, continuously cumming pussy. A mutual BIG O for us.

"GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! AHHHH!!" Nia's dark eyes roll back in her head. I watch closely with a pleased grin as her big body shivers involuntarily while she squirts. I slowly fuck her twat as we both cum. Holy fuck! Slowly fucking a chick while you're both cumming is quite possibly the greatest feeling of intense simulation ever. Shit! I groan and grit my teeth, riding it all out.

I drool out into her open mouth. Nia smirks, swallowing it down, kissing me so hard and deep, her big arms wrapped tight around my neck.

"Now... drive me to the office, you horny slut." I command. We chuckle. I sit back in the seat, leopard print silk robe on. Nia pours me a glass of Cristal... and gives me a quick kiss... before she gets out to get into the driver's seat. Such a good slut/bodyguard/wife/driver.

Back over at the Playboy offices...

Jackie Christie, the star of Basketball Wives LA works for me. She's a long time, lose personal friend and of course... very much adored fuck buddy. Awesome fucking tits! She's office manager as well as a very personal assistant of mine. She and Beth are in charge of keeping everyone in line and making things as easy as possible for Kim and I.

"Where the hell is Spence? That little pervert's gonna get my foot up his ass if he doesn't get in line. On second thought, he'd probably get off on that. Little weasel." Jackie looks around for my very easily annoyed by cousin Spence.

"You seen Spence?" Jackie asks a secretary. She nods no.

"UMPH!" Jackie keeps looking. Her supple, chocolate curves swaying perfectly in her skin tight black business suit. She's getting frustrated.

She hears moaning coming from a storage closet nearby. She walks over, angry at my dorky cousin. She opens the door and turns on the light... and watches Spence fuck mixed pornstar Julie Kay from behind.

"DAMN! FUCK MY ASS!" Julie slaps Spence's big grinning, sweaty face as she looks back at him over her shoulder. She gasps when she notices Jackie watching them from the doorway, arms folded under her magnificent boobs, an angry scowl all over her gorgeous, black milf face.

Spence keeps ass fucking Julie, tightly gripping her slim hips, oblivious to Jackie's presence. His ten and a half inch, uncircumsized white meat missile powers in and out of that tight little butt at hyper speed. He's sweating profusely, as usual.

Julie's eyes roll as she cums, but she also slaps Spence again, pointing at Julie. She's unable to talk because of the cumming sensations raging through her tight booty and orgasmically spasming cunt.

Spence anxiously looks back at Julie and immediately pulls out of Julie's ass. His slimy precum is pouring out of his hooded dick, hanging obscenely from the tip. It's ready to explode.

"Well..." Jackie slowly walks into the very large storage closet and slams the door shut. Julie and Spence quickly stand at attention, mostly nude and very nervous. Jackie is a boss bitch to the enth degree, and I fucking love her for it.

"I need your pasty white ass for work and you're in here butt fucking one of our models. STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!" Jackie slams her clipboard down onto a stack of boxes and looks the two, scared employees over, steam pouring out of her ears from her sorta sincere, but slightly over the top aggravation. She enjoys busting balls and she especially enjoys slapping Spence around... figuratively and literally.

"I... I mean... I... ummm... I'm..." Spence cowers in fear, stammering his pasty white ass off. Julie just shrugs her beautiful shoulders and tries to sweet smile her way out of trouble. Jackie has them both right where she wants them.

Jackie takes one look at all that precum hanging off the tip of Spence's very large white dick and slowly walks over to it. She looks him in the eye, dead serious and very angry. She grabs his dick and squeezes it so fucking hard. He winces and growls in pain. Julie winces too.

Jackie jerks on his dick for a second, then wipes up the slimy precum with her right hand. She looks it over, not saying a word. Julie plays it nice. Spence starts crying. Jackie chuckles at that. She takes her right hand and holds it to Spence's crying face. She slaps him with her left hand. "OPEN!" She orders. Spence pauses, still crying and sweating, scared of his very gorgeous, black goddess superior.

"NOW, BITCH!" Jackie slaps his face again with her left hand. Spence obeys, meekly opening his mouth.

Jackie shoves her hand into Spence's mouth, gagging him. "LICK IT CLEAN, BITCH!" Jackie again orders. She smirks at Julie as Spence again obeys his boss, licking her hand clean of his slimy precum. He gags again, not from the taste, but from her whole hand being shoved into his slobbering, drooling mouth.

"Good. Now... fuck her ass again." She surprises Spence... and Julie... for that matter. They both obey, ready for some more butt fucking fun, but also scared of my dear, boss bitch friend.

Julie bends over the boxes again, and Spence gets behind her, his cock now half hard, but still hard enough to slide rather easily up Julie's stretched out butt. She smiles from the slow entry. Julie loves a big dick up her gorgeous, mixed ass.

As Spence butt fucks Julie, Jackie positions herself behind him. She unzips and reaches into her skin tight, black pants, and whips out her foot long black strapon. She smirks again, slapping and spreading Spence's chubby cheeks. He looks back and his eyes almost pop out of his head. He's taken strapons up his perverted ass before, but nothing this big. It's a foot long, dark black, shiny and fat.

"Since you pissed me off..." Jackie mockingly whispers in his ear. "I'm going in raw!" She shoves that fat black strapon all the way up Spence's tight white butt in one, painful shove.

"JESUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Spence cries out, still butt fucking Julie though. She cums again, smirking back at Jackie at the very naughty action.

They buttfuck each other hard and fast. Spence has to stop repeatedly to calm himself because he doesn't have great stamina. Jackie keeps drilling his pasty white ass with that massive black strapon. She loves every filthy second of the booty violation. Spence does too, grunting and growling non stop as he takes every fat, black inch up his wrecked, white sphincter with a perverted grin.

He slams his huge, white weiner balls deep up Julie's mulatto ass as fast as he can for thirty seconds straight. She cums again, screaming in unbridled, orgasmic ecstasy. He dumps his thick wad up her butt as Jackie slaps his chubby ass and keeps pounding up it, cumming herself from the anal domination of her sleazy underling.

"Mmmmmm." Julie swipes Spence's cum from the tip of his dick as it slides out of her pleasantly sore butt, tasting it. "You've got great cum, Spence." Julie turns around and kneels, happily sucking him clean, looking right up at his sweaty, wide grinning face. She grabs Jackie's black dildo after she pulls out of Spence's dominated, white butt and jerks it, sloppily spitting on it and sucking it too, tasting Spence's white ass all over it.

"Mmmmmm. Both taste so gooddddd." Julie sucks and smiles as she keeps sucking them both. Spence tries to grope Jackie's big black titties through her tight black top, but she smacks his sweaty hand away.

"Now... BACK TO WORK!" Jackie chuckles... boss bitch style... as Spence runs off, his white dong flopping as it hangs out of his tighty whiteys as he goes. She and Julie kiss, swapping spit and groping each other for a few.

...

"Babe... I got a call from Meghan Markle's manager asking us not to run some story about her allegedly having an abortion recently. Do you know anything about this?" Kim asks me as I walk into her office. I sit back on the couch and chill. Kim joins me, sitting in my lap.

"I may have heard something about it... shhhh." We share a nice little laugh. Kim softly kisses my lips, grinding naughtily on my free swinging dick.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. Cardi mentioned something about it. She said she has her sources... (shrugging my shoulders)... What did you tell her manager?"

"I told her I didn't know anything about it. I told her that's handled by our gossip team. She said she wanted to talk to you, but I told her you were swamped and couldn't talk right now." Kim keeps softly kissing me, moving on to my right cheek, her arms draped around my neck, while she keeps grinding on my very thankful dick.

"Well, I was. Swamped with ass and pussy, but she doesn't have to know that." We share another laugh. I rub her smoothly lush right leg as she keeps up the very wonderful, very loving treatment of my very appreciative body. Mmmmmm. Kim always smells so good. It's a gift. I close my eyes as she starts slowly licking up and down my neck, her tongue gliding smoothly across my tingling skin. Oh my God. I feel so fucking good. I groan with utter ecstasy. Kim giggles and keeps doing what she's doing. Her world famous booty gets me rock hard in a flash. She gently bites on my neck, playing with my blonde braids as she does. She does my hair and she always does an amazing job. Ohhhhhhh... That delightful tongue lightly licking across my sensitive skin. I just smile. All I can do is smile.

As Kim works me over with delicate care, my mother is back home with another wife, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon. They're looking over some pics for the new issue of the magazine. I... just like Hef back in the day.. have final approval over all pictures... and everything else for that matter... that go into the magazine. My amazingly gorgeous mother knows she has me wrapped around her little finger so she loves to interject her own opinions on the pictures, knowing full well I'll listen.

"Oh... I like this one. Oh yeah. This is my favorite so far." Mama shows Stephanie a picture of me pissing all over the Friends chicks who are all wearing latex bodysuits and making out. Gotta admit, that was a helluva fun photoshoot. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe all taking piss facials while they happily molest each other's writhing, latex covered bodies. So hot.

"Mmmhmmm. That's a hot one. What about this one?" Stephanie shows my mother another pic of Bella Thorne getting double anal from Spence and me while she sucks hard on a lollipop, dressed up like Little Bo Peep. No sheep necessary by the way. Another fun shoot.

"Oh God yes. I love that. I could use two big dicks in my ass right about now." Mama jokes... sort of. Stephanie grins and laughs, knowing how slutty my huge titty mother really is. She knows mama could use two big dicks in any of her holes at pretty much any time.

"Oh... William..." Stephanie calls out to our butler William who's conveniently passing by her bedroom door.

"Yes, madam?" He pauses, waiting patiently for her response.

"Come here."

"Yes madam." He walks in, very professional and calm as always. 90 years young and still a top notch butler.

"Which of these pictures do you think is hotter?" Stephanie holds both up for him to look over. She and my mother sit patiently on her bed, grinning at each other, waiting for his well experienced opinion.

William takes his time, looking over both carefully. He doesn't give away his opinion at all. He has a poker face, very difficult to read.

"I do like the Little Bo Peep picture... but... I think I prefer the first one, madam." He answers.

"And why is that?" Stephanie asks.

"Well..."

"C'mon, William. Spit it out." Mama teases him, naughty grinning at Stephanie.

"I like latex and... Well..." William stays calm even through the stammering.

"Yesssssss???" Mama tries to pull it out of him. Stephanie looks at William with an intrigued look of naughtiness.

"C'mon. Just say it, big boy." My mother with a playful smirk and soft kiss blowing at William, always the tease.

"I do enjoy pissing on a lovely lady... or two, madam." He finally gets it out, standing there, very reserved and serious, not selling the tittilation he got from my hot photo with the Friends chicks.

Mama and Stephanie look at each other with a naughty smirk and giggle. "Oh really?" My mother tries to get more from my unshakeable, 90 year old butler.

"Yes, madam. It's very stimulating." William bows, reservedly, maintaining his professionalism at all times.

My mother gives Stephanie a wink, then reaches over and cups her amazingly beautiful, firm breasts, making Stephanie moan and lick her glistening, smooth lips slowly. Mama's thumbs rub Stephanie's hard, bulging nipples through her skin tight white blouse. It's unbuttoned just past her huge breasts. William just stands there, hands clasped behind his back, chin up, looking straight ahead.

My mother decides to really test our butler's very serious demeanor. "You know, Stephanie... I don't think you have ever seen dear William's special gift. It's why I got James to hire him. I happened to notice it when he came to apply for the job, years ago.

Mama reaches over and rubs William's mighty bulge. He doesn't sell it at all. Still standing there, looking straight ahead. She unzips his black pants and fishes out his very special gift, making Stephanie's eyes bulge and lips quiver.

My mother slowly strokes the still soft, but very large, old cock hanging out of his pants. It's thicker than her wrist... and still soft.

"Oh my lord... WOW!" Stephanie keeps it simple. She reaches out and rubs the old, wrinkled, and very large balls. "Such big balls too. They probably have so much cum stored up in them. Yummy." Stephanie wins at mama. She returns the naughty wink, smiling so seductively as well.

William's cock hardens. Excited very much by my mother's slow, steady handjob no matter how much he no sells it. It points up and out, a slight curve upwards that my mother enjoys, her hand gliding smoothly across the old, veiny shaft. All 11 and a half inches rock hard now. It's so thick too. Both gorgeous goddesses marvel at its immense girth, and length as well. William just stands there, not even a smile on his very reserved, very professional face.

"Piss on us, William." My mother shocks my butler... but he still no sells it.

"Excuse me, madam?"

"She said, piss on us. Now, do it." Stephanie adds. "Piss all over our big tits, big man." Stephanie rips her blouse open and quickly pulls her huge tits out of her overflowing black, lacy, push up bra. My mother pulls her Playboy pink tee shirt off and tosses it. Her huge, all natural fun bags excitedly jiggle as she happily claps and bounces on the bed, so ready for the big titty pissing.

"Do it... now!" Mama takes charge.

"Yes, madam."

She and Stephanie both sit on the edge of the bed, right next to each other as the piss starts flying. Mama directs the pissing cock towards both sets of huge, creamy melons, the warm yellow dick liquor splashing all over her natural funbags and Stephanie's enhanced ones.

William just stands there, hands behind his back, looking forward as his massive, old dick shoots out a steady stream of warm piss all over two of the sexiest pairs of breasts ever. It drips from all four rock hard, thumping nipples, the warm liquid tittilating both ladies immensely. They moan and groan, kissing each other as the old piss keeps flowing.

"GOD! That feels so fucking good!" Stephanie says as mama kisses her, their tongues dirty dancing between them. Their nipples are pounding, so hard and excited from the warm piss splashing all over their huge, heaving breasts. Williams piss lasts forever. He keeps pissing on them. My mother turns towards the old, wrinkled, but very hard dick and opens up, pointing it towards her extremely luscious, always horny mouth so she can drink a mouthful of that warm, yellow cocktail.

"Mmmmmmmm... So tasty." My mother says, smiling a slutty smile as the piss shoots into her mouth. She gargles it, then gulps it down. She points the still pissing old cock towards Stephanie, who grins at her, and opens up, receiving a big mouthful of piss herself. She quickly drinks it down, then gets another mouthful. She keeps it in her mouth, and kisses mama. They share the warm yellow treat as they kiss, piss drooling out of both mouths as they tongue fuck each other's lusty, super horny mouths.

William finally stops pissing. Both women are drenched. His piss is pouring off of both pairs of smooth, very large jugs. Mama kisses Stephanie again, then they both start suckling off William, sucking out every last drop of piss in him.

They bob their heads wildly on that massive, old dick, their mouths barely able to handle the immense girth. They spit and suck it silly, licking and sucking those huge, gray haired balls relentlessly as well. He finally pops in both, cum craving mouths.

Mama takes the first mouthful of watery jizz, then Stephanie takes the other, slightly less than a mouthful. They suck old William clean... and he still no sells it, standing there, hands behind his back, chin up, no smile. Always the pro.

"Delicious!" Mama loudly pops her mouth off of that fat old cock as she pulls it all the way out with her horny mouth, shaking her head wildly as she sucks it hard the whole way.

"Mmmhmmm." Stephanie agrees, sucking ravenously on those huge, hanging balls.

"You may go now, William." Mama slaps his old butt through his pants when she and Stephanie finish with him.

"Thank you madam." William walks away, still no selling the naughty fun.

Mama and Stephanie kiss and fondle each other, smiling and giggling along the way. I love slutty chicks and they're two of the sluttiest so they both make me very, very happy.

...

I get a call from Meghan Markle herself. Surprising, sort of. We spend about ten minutes talking. About nine of that is her begging me not to put her abortion in my magazine. Even though her and her husband left the royal family, she knows the Queen is very much opposed to abortions and she doesn't want to create any more waves between them.

I don't really care. It's a big story and it'll help sell magazines. Most people don't buy them anymore so a lot of em have gone out of business. My acute business sense and perverted, trashy heathen approach has made Playboy the top selling magazine all over the world though. And this is only going help sell even more magazines. She begs me repeatedly. I finally get her to come over and chill at the Mansion so we can reach an agreement... possibly. She reluctantly agrees. This might just be fun after all. (Naughty smirk)

"Please don't publish that. It would cause so many problems for us, especially for Harry. Please." She lays on the sweet smile. Meghan's actually really pretty, I just say. My trashy heathen senses are getting stimulated.

"Well... (leaning back on the sofa downstairs in the basement fun room)... you're gonna have to really convince me to not run that. Cardi did a great job getting that info and it'll sell a bunch of magazines... and I'm all about making money... and having fun too. So... convince me." I give Meghan a naughty smirk, opening my tiger print, silk bathrobe, still in my tight whiteys. My free swinging, fourteen inch dick catches her by surprise. Meghan gasps loudly. She can't stop staring at it.

"I... Umm... I mean... I..." She nervously wipes her brow, downing her glass of Cristal. I refill her glass, chill and calm, pimp vibe flowing freely.

"How... I mean... how am I supposed to convince you?" Meghan gathers herself, trying not to look at my massive, soft dick. She loses that battle though, sneaking a peak repeatedly.

"You're a smart lady. I'm sure you'll figure it out." I turn on the strobe lights. The entire room is covered in black velvet with small white stars all over it. The strobe lights and disco ball add a trashy, old school disco vibe to the whole room. The multi colored lights combined with the huge, bright disco ball hanging from the ceiling creates a very chill, but party ready aura all around you. The techno music is poppin' as well. It kinda catches Meghan off guard. I keep smirking and calmly light a fat blunt, knowing where this is headed.

"Umm..." She looks around the room, lights flashing, stove lights pulsating all over the dark room. Music lightly pumping. Not loud, just a smooth, steady pumping beat. "Are you saying I have to fuck you to keep you from publishing the story?" Meghan tries to look very serious and disgusted, but the whole, funky vibe in the room makes her crack a sly smile. She's cracking quick.

"I'm not saying anything, baby. But we both know it's what you want." I kick back, sweet ganjah smoke filling the room as I puff away on the fat blunt, my big ass dick jumping for sweet Meghan. It's a trick I do for the ladies. Make it dance for em. I'm chilled out, all pimped out, ready for some royal pussy.

Meghan cracks a smile, arms folded. She wants to be mad, but she's having fun. I'm beginning to dig this chick.

"I... I don't know what to say." She keeps smiling, laughing too. Arms still folded. "You really got to me pretty quick Mr Playboy. I'll give you that." She picks up her glass and downs the whole thing in one gulp. I think I found a new friend.

"So..." Meghan starts unbuttoning her dark gray business suit. She keeps her white bra and thong on. Pumps too. This bitch is gonna get a real good deep dicking. Welcome to the family, Meghan Markle.

We spend the next three hours fucking, sucking, kissing, pissing, groping, and fondling our mutual way through multiple orgasms. I bang Meghan's bare, mixed pussy senseless, doggy style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, on the sofa, on the floor, in the sex swing. You name it. She squirts so much I may have to get the room cleaned, but fuck it... it adds character. Trashy character, so it's cool.

I suck her small, perky titties raw. They taste so divine. Those little, milk chocolate nips drive me wild as I bite em, suck em, lick em, and lap em silly. I suck her whole breasts in my mouth while I finger bang her to two orgasms.

Meghan sucks my dry... twice. I nut in her mouth once, then all over her beautiful, smiling face as well. Everything gets filmed. I have the room covered in cameras, and I even take pics with my phone... and hers. She begs me to keep em secret and I agree to... for now.

I pound that tight booty for thirty minutes. Meghan loves that shit. The rougher the better. We break the sex swing. We keep butt fucking though. She rides me ride there on the carpet, all fourteen inches of fat white dick slamming in and out of her very welcoming, milk chocolate butt. She screams and creams over and over... and fucking over... the whole funky time. God, it's awesome!

She tosses my salad beautifully. That bitch can tongue fuck an ass like nobody's business. She rims my ass, licking me out with that super talented tongue, massaging my fat nuts while she does it. God! Oh God! I cum all over her hair and face while she smiles wide and keeps eating my ass. This bitch is definitely my new bitch!

We 69 and drink each other's piss. Hers tastes very mellow and sophisticated. She gulps mine down with a loud, happy, continuous moan, grinding away on my piss drinking face, them swallow my creamy nut, continuing with the loud moaning the whole time she drinks me dry.

Wow! What a slut! We chill, drink some more champagne and smoke right there on the black velvet carpet. Meghan means back into me and slowly blows smoke into my mouth. She knows how to please daddy already.

"That was amazing, babe. Do we have a deal? Honestly I don't even care right now though. I just wanna have some more of this bomb ass white dick. It's so HUGE!!" Meghan giggles, still leaning her head back, puffing, then sharing the smoke with me.

"We got a deal, honey. As long as you are one of my trashy bitches." We laugh.

"Deal. Now... let's fuck some more." Meghan shakes her eyebrows and puffs hard on that blunt, slowly blowing the smoke in my face, wiggling her naughty tongue for me. This is definitely the start of a beautiful, new relationship. Oh yeah!

Meanwhile, out in the newly remodeled, much bigger grotto...

"Take those dicks, slut!" Kim encourages my mom while she films her getting DP'ed by Milton and Spence.

Two long dicks see sawing in and out of my mother's marvelous pussy and ass. Spence is sweating his pasty white ass off as he fucks her ass and Milton is laid back on the floor of the grotto gritting his teeth so he can last a little longer inside of her magical milf pussy.

Kim just smirks, happily filming all the horny action, the massive, porn showing TV blaring, and heathenly refreshing water cascading perfectly around them. The sweet smell of ganjah candles... made especially for me... permeates through the world famous sex den.

Spence cums first, dumping his load inside my mother's tight clenching behind. Milton cums next, shooting his bigger load up her magical wonderland of a pussy. Mama can work a dick... or two... better than anyone, and the two nerds find that out real quick.

"OK, Kim... you next." Mama wipes her brow and takes a deep breath, pleasantly pummeled in both of her slutty orifices.

Spence and Milton look at Kim, drained, but very excited. She grins back, giggling. She puts the camera down... and throws some warm grotto water on their parade.

"Sorry... maybe next time fellas." She winks at Mama. Kim walks over to her and deep kisses my mother, who reaches around, slaps and squeezes the world's greatest butt. Kim moans approvingly in my mother's always ready to party mouth as they swap spit and tongue fuck their mouths... and brains... out.

Just another day at the new Playboy. The new, trashy Playboy. Well go on a perverse, Freaky as hell journey through all the trashiness and full scale heathen activity.

Meghan will get accustomed to being part of the crude crew and Cardi... on my dear Cardi... those lips are driving me mad just dreaming of them blowing my long ass dick. She'll have her super fine, super smokin' sexy ass all over the naughty shenanigans.

You'll even get to meet the rest of my perverted family. And we'll all be freak fucking in some form or fashion. Oh hell yeah.

Hold on tight and kick back... the journey's just getting started. Playboy wishes and trashy dreams, my peeps. Peace and sweet pussy grease. (Kicked back, feet up on the black velvet bean bag chair in front of me, smoking... and a glass of Henny on deck... swagg pimp livin')