Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches...

You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK chain she earned big time... you'll see why... from me. Some real sweet, light brown sugar there.

We fucked all night while my aunt/wife Beth (Beth Chapman) filmed it. Another wife, the Kardashian queen herself, Kim Kardashian directed the fuck and suck melee. Double anal with me and Beth fucking Rosario's sleek and supple ass. Big fake dick, even bigger real dick. Bitch loved it.

Anyway... she strolled into the kitchen a naughty smile of her very beautiful face. Mama (Kelly Madison) was making bacon and scrambled eggs with green and red peppers... just for me. Such a sweetheart.

Rosario kept smiling and opened the fridge, pulling out a beer bottle. She licked them luscious, thick lips real slow so I knew it was gonna be go time again real soon. She started blowing the bottleneck like she did my cock last night. She'd take a swig, spill some on her gorgeous tits, then suck off the neck again.

She kept shaking her eyebrows at me too. I just kept watching. My dick too. Together, we really enjoyed the slutty show.

After another minute of that Rosario slowly walked over to the dog bowl... it's a human dog bowl... more on that shortly... bottle still in her mouth... and got on all fours, downing the rest of the beer, then taking the wet bottle, reaching back and sliding the neck up her gaped out ass. The double anal helped with that last night. Bitch puked in the dog bowl, looked over at me, wiggled her ass with the bottle in it... and started lapping up her puke from the bowl. Naughty smile and all. It was most definitely go time.

I came over and spent twenty minutes... mama watching and filming with her phone, smiling away and cheering us on... pussy and ass pounding her silly. Twelve and a half inches of premium white dick drilling all the way up both super horny, super vibrating, brown orifices while Rosario screamed, creamed and shake, rattle and rolled like a crazed sex witch.

She kept lapping up her puke, cumming all over my dick, shaking that Puerto Rican booty like a salsa champ and I just smiled my perverted ass off, banged out her oversexed holes and ate the breakfast mama made for me. She brought it over and fed me, still filming everything. It was fucking awesome. Totally fucking awesome.

I even got in some mama titty sucking. All natural 34FFs all up in my mouth. I sucked em silly and pounded out Rosario even sillier. I came up her ass and took mama's phone and filmed her sucking my dripping cock clean, smiling back up at me the whole damn time, then sucking out Rosario's cum filled booty while Rosario sucked off the bottleneck again. Freak City, Bitches! Slapped mama's smooth milf ass and rode out the sweet sensations of cum city USA. God Bless Freaks!

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Pimp walking on fleek. Full length mink coat. No shirt, iced out with millions in gold and diamonds. Pimp stick. Imported maple with 24kt gold handle. $2,000 shades. Pimp rockin the blonde afro. Gold and diamonds afro pick. Yeah... swagged out like only I can be.

"Damn, daddy... looking fly." Beth's ready to cream herself right then and there. 38Fs popping outta her skimpy, pink and white spandex top. Pink and white leather jacket over it. Pink and white... sense a theme?... Skin tight leather pants and knee high, high heeled boots. All blinged out. FREAK necklace is fire! God damn! Ready to get fucked outta her mind! Long, wavy blonde hair flowing beautifully. My aunt/wife is a walking, shit talking, boss bitch honey milf like none other. I reach around her as we deep tongue fuck and kiss and squeeze that super phat booty like there's no tomorrow.

It's pimp time. Gotta go make the rounds and check up on the day shift. Hoes gotta be kept in line. Alotta pimps slap them bitches into submission if need be. Do a good job as a pimp and no need to.

Beth blows me in the back of my green and gold drop top Bentley. Green's for the money... and gold's for the honey. Pimp life 24/7. Getting my knob slobbed by my baby as we head out onto Sunset. Beth's hot pink lipstick is smeared all over my fat cock already. Bobbing her head relentlessly, sucking me in deep. Those soft, slick, full lips dragging up and down my bulging shaft, her tongue slobbering all over it. Lift off. Pimp cum dump in my ho's perfectly sucking mouth. She drinks it all.

"Mmmmmmmmm... Mmmmmmmmm. So damn good." Beth moans around my fat cumming meat stick. She slurps and sucks me cum dry, popping those jizzy lips off my huge crown over and over. I fucking love it! I love her! Oh yeahhhhhhh.

Blazing up, chillin in the back of my $650,000 pimp mobile. "First stop, boss." My driver/my cousin/my lackey Spence (The King Of Queens) announces.

I got famous hoes. They work days and nights for yours truly. Nothing like seeing Jennifer Aniston walking a track on Sunset at lunchtime. I usually give her the nigh shift, but I'm mixing things up so she gets the morning shift. Another two hours to go. She sees my ride and walks over, smiling so sweet in the dark tinted window I let down.

"Hey, daddy. Productive morning so far." She hands me $8,500 bucks. Not bad. I split my money 50/50 with my celebrity hoes. I peel off $4,250 and hand it to her. She leans in and kisses me. Always a grateful ho.

We head down Sunset to my new ho, Billie Eilish's spot. 18 and ready to ho. I dig her. She's staying at my pad for awhile. Maybe for good. I'm thinking about marrying her. We hit it off first time we met recently. I laid my rap on her. She laid her big titties and sweet young pussy on me. A perfect match.

"How's it going, baby doll?" I ask. Billie walks up with a huge smile.

"Awesome, daddy. Just awesome." Bitch hands me $17,500. I'm smilin. My baby is taking real well to the ho game. Beth breaks her off $8,750. I let her in the car. She gets an early day today. Billie immediately climbs in my lap, raises her silver leather mini skirt and slides my fat foot long plus meat right up her young, throbbing cunt. She rides me hard as Beth starts roughly groping her big, soft titties. Billie has awesome tits. I never knew it til we fucked the first time.

That young, continually squirting cunt bounces faster and faster on me, pumping and massaging me into sexual nirvana. Beth licks and bites my neck, still slapping and squeezing Billie's big, perky jugs. Billie's flashy, FREAK necklace shines bright, all blingy and shit.

Billie grinds my cock, leaning in to lick and suck on Beth giant jugs as she pulls em from her skimpy top. I nut up her 18 year old pussy, flooding it with thick creamy cum, watching my honeys play.

Billie climbs off me and hits the floor, sucking me in, licking all over the fat bulbous crown, sucking intensely on my gaped out, cum dribbling piss slit. She dines on my slimy, pimp jizz looking up at me with those intoxicatingly beautiful eyes while she quickly licks across the twitching head. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhhh. I smoke and groan.

Beth leans over and gets the first wave of piss. She bobs wildly on my pissing monster rod, gladly drinking three mouthfuls, then hands it to Billie who eagerly drinks the rest. I take pics and smile, blunt hanging out the corner of my pimp king mouth. Pissing in pop Superstar Billie Eilish's beautiful super smiling mouth, that very talented tongue lapping and twirling enthusiastically all around my fat pissing crown. Freak Daddy living the freaky fucking life!

Spence almost crashes twice staring at us in the rear view mirror. I smirk, smoke bellowing ouuta me as I puff hard on that blunt watching my bitches kiss and piss and cumswap.

We stop at a gas station so Spence can piss. Billie, Beth and I pop open a magnum of Cristal and chill in the backseat while my pudgy, awkwardly dorky cousin makes his way to the bathroom. I think this joint has a gloryhole if I remember correctly.

Spence goes in a stall to jack off and piss. He's working his eight and a half inch uncircumsized rod real good when he hears someone else enter the bathroom. Sounds like high heels walking. He stops jerking off and sits on the toilet. The stall door next to him open and the person walks in and locks it. They it on the toilet and in a minute they start pissing. Spence looks through the small crack in between the stalls and thinks he sees a woman. A hot one.

All of a sudden hole slides open in the side wall. He stands there nervously. His cock twitches for the hell of it. "I'm waiting." A very feminine voice says. It sounds familiar. Spence can't immediately place it though.

"I'm waiting! Where your dick? This is a gloryhole after all." Spence recognizes the voice. It's one of my wives, Khloe Kardashian. He's ways had a thing for her so he quickly grins. His dick gets rock hard too, but he still doesn't move though. Khloe reaches her fingers through the hole and wiggles them.

"Let's get this show going. OK? I don't have all damn day." She makes her point.

Spence excited, but still a little shocked walks up to the hole and pushes his cock through. He desperately hopes this ain't a trap.

"Mmmmmmm. A nice one. Nice and big. Good. You have a lot of cum for me, Mr anonymous dick?" Khloe licks the head. It jumps. She smiles. She licks it again, slowly pulling her tongue off the underside of the tip. Spence groans loud. Khloe laughs, then dives in, engulfing the entire eight and a half inches.

Khloe sucks that rock hard, fast twitching dick full speed, slobbering all over it, not gagging at all as she deepthroat it all, licking Spence's fat, hairless nuts. She speeds up, sucking ravenously, faster and faster, wanting a sperm shake really bad. Good thing for her stamina isn't Spence's strong suit. He jizzes her mouth, Spence cums a lot. A whole lot. He cums and cums and cums. Khloe knows this already,having seen Spence in my movies and at our sex parties. She tickles his thumping balls and gulps down every single drop of sperm his dick pumps out. Three whole mouthfuls. Khloe drains him dry.

"Yummy. So much tasty cum. Thanks... Spence." Khloe gets up, smirking, wipes herself and heads out of the stall and out of the bathroom, leaving Spence totally drained and grinning his pasty white ass off, not believing his horny luck.

Spence comes back to the car and doesn't say a word, just smiles. Unbeknownst to him though, Khloe texted me the pics she took in the stall that Spence didn't see her take. I fucking love sluts. Another horny honey that earned that, FREAK necklace. I smirk away and keep drinking with my girls. Off we head to more hoes that give me more money. Swagg Pimpin 24/7, bitches.

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"Babe... did you get some pics from Khloe earlier? She sent me some of her sucking Spence off at a gloryhole." Kim asks, rubbing lotion on her hands, climbing into bed with me.

"Yeah. We stopped at the gas station on Sunset. The one with the gloryhole. Spence's lucky day." I snicker.

Kim kisses me. Gorgeous chick in her skimpy silk robe. I take it off. We start making out. She slaps that super super sweet cunt on my fat dick and I very quickly start pissing in it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. A pissy fuck for us. Kim starts riding me as I piss in her pussy. Non stop bouncing, grinding and shaking on my twelve and a half inches of fat dick perfection. Kim cums and cums, shooting her nut all over my still pissing cock. If you've never fucked while you're pissing, you're most definitely missing out.

We fuck doggystyle in her pussy... still pissing. In her world famous butt of true perfection... still pissing. I even pull out and straddle her chest, titty fucking her DDs and yes... still fucking pissing.

Kim's sucks me off as I pound her lush tits, drinking my salty piss and then my massive load of thick, gooey cum. She revels in it, smiling wide, letting me see into her mouth as she drinks my naughty fluids. So fucking hot!! I film it and blow her loving kisses. Kim a is a true FREAK queen. And she has the biggest and most blinged out, FREAK necklace. She fucking earns it!

Beth and Rosario... and mom... all join us and we have a full fledged piss party, pissing all over each other. We film everything. Rosario licks up every salty drop from our lusty, wet bodies. Love her.

Beth pisses in mom's mouth while she drinks mine. The Cristal is flowing non stop... weed too. A fun ass party for the freaky bunch. Kim drinks Rosario's piss while I ass pound her senseless. Pissing up that awesomely bodacious booty of course. Mom sucks out every drop from Kim's ass and shares it with Beth and Rosario while I smoke and get drunk as fuck. God, I love the freaky life. Freak Daddy for life!