"Yeah mama... I'll be home later. We're filming our next video. Yeah, up in the hills. Not far from the Hollywood sign... but don't tell anyone. We don't have a fuckin permit. Ha. OK. Love ya."

"ALRIGHT... WE ALL READY?"

"YEAH BOSS."

"OK SPENCE... START RUNNING. ACTION."

Filming of JEMELA THE AFRICAN BEAST...

My Cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) (Spence The Lost Nerd)

Jemele Hill (Jemela The African Beast)

Me (Narrator)

Spence : (Looking around the African plains) Where am I? (Breathing heavy) How do I get out of here?

Narrator : Here we have our hero... so to speak.. Spence The Lost Nerd. He's trapped in the African plains, lost, scared... thirsty and hungry. What should he do?... Oh no... was that the call of a savage? Spence shutters in fear. He hears the RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR again... Oh my God.. He sees a savage. An ebony warrior princess, white face paint, leopard skin, skimpy top and bottom... a spear in her right hand. She must be the infamous Jemela The African Beast. RUN SPENCE RUN!! He takes off running, breathing heavy, his chubby, white legs moving as fast as they can.

Spence : NOOOOOOOO...HELPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Jemela : RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... OOGA BOOGA... RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Narrator : Spence trips and falls, spraining his ankle. He holds it, screaming in pain.

Spence : OWWWWWWWWWWW... HELP ME PLEASEEEEEEEE... SOMEONEEEEEEEE...

Narrator : Spence cries for help... but then changes to screaming in fear, as Jemela stands above him, her spear raised, an angry... hungry... look, on her beastly... yet beautiful... ebony face.

Spence : Please... Don't kill me... please. I'll do anything... Just please don't kill me.

Narrator : Jemela stares angrily at the fallen white nerd. Her natural instincts are to kill the white intruder to her land... but she smiles. She sees his thick white cock bulging through his khaki shorts. Jemela may be a black, big titty savage out in the hot plains... but she's also a black, horny ass, big titty savage out on the hot plains. She throws the spear down next to Spence. He shivers in fear, lowering his head. Jemela removes her leopard top... and bottom... standing there in all her big titty, naked ebony glory. Spence looks up, shaking, then goes wide eyed, looking at the beautiful ebony body in front of him.

Jemela rips his shorts off. His thick, precum covered, white dick stands at attention for her. She smiles again, then drops down, smacking Spence in the face.

Spence : AHHHH...

Jemela attacks the white rod, sucking angrily on it. Her black dreadlocks swinging, as she deep throats the white dick. Spence closes his eyes and groans. Jemela smacks his face again, laughing at him, sucking him savagely, deep and hard.

Narrator : Let me check this out close up. I head over to them, slowly, quietly. I see Jemela bouncing on Spence's white dick, slapping him over and over, screaming her savage chants, her big black titties jiggling beautifully. I rub my white cock monster in my shirts and pull it out, watching the nerd molesting by Jemela.

Spence : OH MY GOD... I'M SCARED... BUT IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD.

Jemela : RAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... OOGA BOOGA... RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!

I sneak up behind Jema and spit on my cock, rubbing it in. I shove my 14 thick inches of pure cock awesomeness up her plump ass, shocking her... but she smiles. She's a horny savage... the best kind. I slam up her ass while Jemela bounces on Spence's cock... two white dicks for the beautiful ebony savage. Spence grunts and cums in her pussy. Jemela squirts at the same time. The cum mixture leaks out of Jemela's stuffed black cunt, all over Spence, as I plow her tight black savage booty, reaching around squeezing those big, natural black titties... Fuck, they feel good. God damn, I love black bitches!

Jemela : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Jemela squirts a massive load of pussy jizz all over Spence. His cock has already fallen out of her sweet black savage pussy. I pump Jemela's tight ass so fucking full of cock slime. I watch her thick black ass, as my white cock jerks and pumps. It splatters out of Jemela's black savage booty, hitting me. I fuckin smile big and keep pumpin jizz up the savage bitch. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH!! Jemela laughs, and screams in savage orgasmic delight.

Jemela : RWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BITCHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

I smack her plump black ass and slap her bug black titties over and over, shaking her thick, dark, throbbing nipples roughly. I pull out, stand in front of her sexy ass, painted face and start pissin. I piss all over that sexy savage face, her big tits, her pussy, Spence, back up to her gorgeous, soft titties, her face, back to Spence, then I shove my pissin white dick in her black savage mouth and finish in there. Jemela moans horny ass moans and drinks my warm urine, so thirsty for it. She sucks it all out of me and sucks me clean. Oh fucking a yeah bitches!!

Looking at the camera... FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FOREVER MOTHERFUCKERS!! We all give the devil horns to the camera, grinning. The video ends with Jemela sucking my huge ass white cock and Spence and I RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRING.

"ANOTHER SUCCESS EVERYONE. GREAT FUCKIN JOB." I congratulate everyone. We all cheer, chant and applaud excitedly. "You OK Spence?... I know you're fragile." I ask.

"Yes boss... I'm fine. Jemela's got a really nice pussy."

"Awww...thanks Spence. Nice cock." Jemele winks at him. Then she looks at me and grabs my half hard cock.

"And you... gorgeous white man. I love this huge fucking white cock. Damn, you're so sexy James." Jemele kisses me and strokes my cock. She drops to her knees and starts sucking. I grab her dreadlocks and watch Jemele suck me off. Those beautiful, ebony lips wrapping so tight around my massive cock, her tongue swirling around it. I pump her thirsty, cum hungry mouth with my dick, as Jemele sucks me faster and faster. She massages my big ass balls, jerking my massive base, sucking my white cock monster deeper. I look right at her and pump my sticky cream hard into that sexy black mouth.

Jemele moans happily, as she gulps it all down with a huge, horny smile. She drinks every fucking drop of jizz in me. Sexy slut. Jemele blows me as good as anyone. I've been banging her fine ass for a long time. I freak fucked her before she even started at ESPN. We've been close fuck buddies since day 1. I was happy as fuck, she was willing to make Jemela The African Beast for my Fucked Up And Freaky website. We worked out the details over some weed and pussy pounding. Her fiance doesn't know a thing... but he will now... when the video drops tomorrow. Ha. Hey, she can move in with me, if he dumps her.

I pick Jemele up and kiss her. "Thanks baby. And thanks for doing the video. Your one hot ass black savage."

"Ha... you're welcome. You're one hot ass white narrator." We laugh and make out. I slap that phat ass. We take some pictures, for the site... and also personal ones too. I love to post em online, to show off... and tease our videos for the fans. Jemele poses in all kinds of sexy poses, with Spence and me. She licks out white dicks... and sucks mine. We fondle her titties and ass... and pussy. We suck her beautiful, plump, black titties and she sucks our balls. She licks our asses too. Fun shit.

Later at home...

"How's everything at the training school, baby?" I ask my wife/female fighter trainer Ronda Rousey. I'm having a drink... and copping a feel... with my wife Penny (The King Of Queens) on my den sofa.

"Going great, baby. Scarlett Johansson is doing great. Pink is the best bitch so far. Rachel is doing great too."

You see... I not only put on fights... a lot of female fights... I also run a very unique training school too. We not only train the girls... mostly celebrities... to fight like a champ, but we also train em to fuck like one too. If you lose one of our fights... you get fucked and cum on... pissed on too. So you gotta be able to take the heat... and dish it the fuck out.

God damn, I love freaky shit... and this is fuckin freaky. Motherfuckers say no damn way you're getting famous chicks to fight in your back yard... well motherfuckers, not only are they fightin... but they fuckin too. Oh fuck yeah! We gangbanbed Cameron Diaz last night after she lost to her buddy Drew Barrymore. Hell... I fucked her too. Cameron drank so much fuckin piss, I think she moved up to heavyweight. Ha.

Penny even fought twice. She won both. Made me so fuckin hard watching her whip dem sluts, then ass fuck dem bitches... I started fuckin her right there and then... both times.

My horny site members pay good money for those videos. Look what you're getting. Hot celebrity chicks fighting each other... then fucking... and gettin fucked. I fuck em all. I let my crew fuck em too. We're known for being rowdy and perverted as shit. Fuckin cops been called on us so many damn times I lost count. I've spent millions on court cases. But I don't give a fuckin fuck. I do what I want bitch! I'm all about fuckin... partyin... raising hell... and fuckin some more. If you ain't fuckin... your ass ain't tryin. It's what we do round here. We all fuck. Sex is my life. It's what I live for. The dirtier, sleazier, freakier and more perverted... the better! WE FUCK... WE PARTY... WE FUCK AGAIN! PERIOD!

I'm always trying to piss off... and on... someone. People bitch about our videos... I make em nastier. People bitch about our chick fights... we do more of em and make em dirtier. People bitch about me and my crew... we do even nastier, weirder and wilder shit than ever. Fuck you if you don't like me bitch! I'm already fuckin your bitch, so bend over and say Ahhhh... daddy's here. I'll freak fuck you both... then pimp you both. Ha. I'm the sex king for sure bitches.

A little later in my bedroom...

"YESSSSSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASS DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!" I'm pulling Ronda's ponytail, ramming all the way up her perfect ass from behind. She's bent over my bed, her hands on the side, taking a 14 inches up her fucking tight boot. Ronda loves it up the ass. She has one of the best asses ever to fuck, tight and comfy, even for my massive cock. I slap her ass, rub it, squeeze it... and fuck the fuck outta it.

My giant cock stretches Ronda's anus so damn wide. I watch every inch propel up that awesome, muscular ass. Ronda rubbing her super juicy, bald cunt, squirting everywhere. "UHHHHHHHHH... YEAHHHHHHHHH... I LOVE YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCK UP MY ASS DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!"

Ronda blasts her cream all over me. I pull out, lean down, and lick it all up, sucking her pussy clean. Ronda shakes her cumming pussy on my mouth. I slap that ass hard. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... MMMMMMMMMMM!!"

I lay on the bed and Ronda rides me, sliding my huge hog up her tight booty, grinding me fast, rocking back and forth. She rubs her soaked snatch and cums... Right into my mouth. I open up and Ronda aims right into my mouth. I drink her pussy nectar down, licking my lips.

Ronda starts pissing right I to my mouth and I drink that down too. We're all about freaky shit round her bitches. I drink Ronda's piss, while she grinds my cock up her ass, screaming in ecstasy, smiling at me, blowing me kisses.

I stand up. "Your turn bitch!" I put my giant dick in her mouth and CUMMMMMMMM!! My creamy cum load pumps hard into her fast sucking mouth and throat. Ronda drinks it all down with a huge ass, slutty smile. I smack her fucking face. She smiles again. I start pissin right down her throat.

Ronda opens her throat wide and deepthroats my entire 14 very thick inches of cock perfection. She smiles around my cock monster, happily drinking my warm piss. I piss and piss and piss. Ronda gulps down every fucking drop. She's one of the sexiest women on earth. She's a helluva hot wife. Ronda smiles so big around my pissing dick. She loves pleasing me... and she's damn good at it too. Ronda sucks me totally fuckin dry, gleefully drinking every single drop of piss outta me.

Ronda and I make out in the bed, groping and kissing, licking and sucking. I love that bitch. I let her ponytail out. Damn, Ronda's beautiful. Her dark blonde, long, straight hair is awesome. I stroke it. I dig hair. It's a fetish. Ronda knows what I want. She moves to my cock and sucks my cock. She works it over beautifully. I hold her head, stroking her long hair. Ronda eyes never leave mine. She deepthroats me over and over, jerking my base faster and faster.

I groan, ready to cum. Ronda wraps her hair around my huge cock and pumps it. I jizz all over her beautiful hair. FUCK YEAH!! I cum and cum, coating Ronda's long hair with my creamy jizz. My cum shampoo makes Ronda giggle and smile hornily. She loves my freaky side. All my bitches do.

Ronda rubs my cum shampoo in her hair and sucks me dry, licking up the last drops of jizz from my piss slit slowly, putting on a slutty show for me. She gives my massive cock a big ol kiss and rubs her gorgeous face all over it. Mmmmmmm... fucking awesome.

"Mmmmmmm... love you daddy." Ronda kisses me.

"Love you too baby. Enjoy the shampoo... no charge." We laugh.

"Mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm. I will." We make out, laughing and groping ourselves silly.

Later, put at the training facility in the woods in the Hills...

Ronda is putting Scarlett, Pink and Rachel through their paces... Getting them ready for tonight's chick fights. We spar them, put them through conditioning drill and "extra" work. That "extra" is the fun stuff. The sex stuff. Gotta be ready for the fucking part of the fights... win or lose. Our clients and fans have a high standard for the fucking part of the show... so the chicks gotta be ready to throw down... literally.

"Good work Scarlett. Spence... take Scarlett in the "extra" room and make sure she's ready for tonight." Ronda runs the training school for me. Spence takes Scarlett Johansson in the workout room and gets her ready to go.

I get a text from my business assistant/house manager Padma Lakshmi. She picked up my very special gift for my very special wife Kim Kardashian. It's our fifth anniversary, so I got her a very special... and expensive... anniversary gift. I smile. I'm glad it came in on time. I have a lot of women... several wives and girlfriends... but only one main wife. Kim is my queen and everyone knows it. She and I have a bond that I don't with any of the other women in my life... outside my mother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford). I'm known for my gifts... and I outdid myself with this one.

I squeeze Ronda's ass in her black spandex workout pants. Damn, I love her ass. Ronda smiles and kisses me. I slide my hand in her tights, as she takes charge of everyone. I rub her pussy, getting drop os pussy juice on my fingers. Ronda moans.

I look over at Pink, in her skin tight, white spandex fight gear, her spiked blonde hair and those gorgeous lips. She winks at me. I kiss Ronda, lick my fingers, tasting her and walk over to Pink. She's pounding a heavy bag. I rub her shapely ass. She looks back at me. I watch her cheeks jiggle. Pink's got a gorgeous ass.

I reach over to a barrel and grab a stainless steel butt plug. I rinse it off and pull Pink's tights down, just below her gorgeous, phat ass. I smack those plump cheeks... smack em again... and slide the butt plaug up her tight booty. Pink's eyes go wide. I make sure it's all the way in, then I watch her punch the heavy bag, with a steel butt plug up her ass. She moans, seductively the whole time, smiling at me, licking her luscious, wet lips.

I smack Pink's bubble butt, right on the plug, and smile as she moans and bites her lips. I do it over and over and over. Pink cums in her spandex pants. You can see the wet spot in the front. I keep smacking her ass... and the butt plug. I don't stop. Pink cums again... and again... and again... and again. I finally stop. I pull the butt plug from her ass, slide it up her soaked pussy, pull it out and watch her lick it clean.

I pull my rock hard cock out and slide rather easily up her formerly tight ass. I butt fuck the pop princess right there, everyone watching. Ronda comes over and kisses her. I keep booty banging her silly. Pink cums three more times in a row. Ronda kisses her and fondles her sweet, perky tits, as I pound up her ass. I shoot my thick, sticky load deep up Pink's ass and we all three kiss. I grope Pink's and Ronda's small titties, while we make out, sucking tongues, kissing deeply. Pink kneels down and sucks me clean, as Ronda and I kiss. I piss right down her fucking throat. Pink's a piss queen and I love feeding her mine. She drinks it all down, sucking hard, as I piss straight down her fast swallowing throat.

Ronda and I check on Spence and Scarlett. He's pounding her ass from behind, Scarlett bent over the exam table, as Scarlett pisses on Spence. "Good job Spence." He waves. Ronda and I walk off, letting him finish the job.

(LOUD SHOTGUN BLASTS)... "WHAT THE FRIG?"... (MORE LOUD SHOTGUN BLASTS)... "HONEY... WHAT THE FRIG IS THAT? SOUNDS LIKE A WAR IS BREAKING OUT" (MACHINE GUN BLASTS)... "WHAT THE FRIGGIN FRIG IS THAT FRIGGIN OUT FRIGGIN SIDE?" My dad (Dr Evil From The Austin Powers Movies) is caught off guard by the gun noises.

"What are you bitching about now?... It's just James outside shooting at birds." Mama is a fuckin sweetheart.

"Oh... just James shooting at birds, you say... HWAT THE FRIG IS MY SON DOING SHOOTING AT BIRDS WITH A FRIGGIN MACHINE GUN? THANK YOU VERY FRIGGIN MUCH!!"

"Will you calm damn idiot. Don't be such a pussy." I fucking love mama. Ha.

My dad gives her a shocked/evil surprise look. Mama shakes her gorgeous head and heads back in the kitchen. My parents live next door. My baby sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) and my half brother Scott (Seth Green) live with them. So does my dad's assistant/Scott's mom Frau Farbissina (The Austin Powers Movies).

It's actually me and my bodyguard Brock Lesnar and my cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) on the roof of my house, shooting at crows flying by. They're a pain in the ass. Braun didn't think I could hit a crow in flight with my 50 cal machine gun... he was wrong. I decide to go in my parents house and see if mama has something to eat.

"Hey baby. You hungry?" Mama asks me... and gives me a big ol smooch on the lips.

"You read my mind beautiful." I squeeze mama's ass while she fixes me a bowl of chili. Brock and Braun come in and we all eat at the table.

"Your pain in the ass daddy is upset about all the gunshots." Mama tells me, sitting in my lap, feeding me. Mama loves to take care of me... and I fucking love it. I'm the world's biggest mama's boy. Mama's all pretty and shit in a tight pink mini dress and heels. After I finish eating her delicious chili, I go in the living room to see if my dad is gonna lose it over the gunshots. He's funny... annoying and creepy... but funny.

I sit on the couch and my baby sister Chanel comes in, jumping in my lap. Damn, she's beautiful. Mama can put out some beautiful daughters... and one handsome ass son too.

"Hey." Chanel smiles, kissing me, her arms around my neck.

"Hey back." I rub her smooth legs. Her white mini skirt is so damn short. My baby sis knows how to dress. We spoon on the couch.

"MAMA I'M GONNA MARRY JAMES. HE JUST SAID I CAN." I laugh. Chanel looks back at me and gives me her sweet, innocent look... and softly kisses my lips.

"Great... my oldest son and youngest daughter getting married. What I always wanted... a lifetime pass on the Jerry Springer Show." Our dad lowers his head, shaking it, as he reads the LA Times.

Mama comes in and kisses Chanel and me. "Shut up, you goof. I think they would make a beautiful couple. I think I'll marry James too." Mama crawls on the couch, on top of me.

"Perfect... my wife and daughter marrying my son. JERRY JERRY JERRY! I can hear it now. I'm an evil friggin genius. Why the frig can't I have a normal evil friggin genius life? Hmmm?"

"Ha... genius... more like Wile E Coyote." Mama taunts dad.

"Now wait a minute.. I'm way smarter and more evil than any coyote... or other four legged animal. That's a fact jack... Yeah... it really is actually. Thank you very much."

Mama, Chanel and I snuggle and Padma walks in with my anniversary gift for Kim. "Here it is James. Padma opens the box and shows us the custom made 24 ct. gold and diamonds necklace I had made for Kim. Every diamond in encased in a custom made 24 ct. gold enscribed casing.

"Oh my God... Mama... Look at this." Chanel's jaw drops. I didn't even tell them how much it cost.

"James... That's the most beautiful necklace I've ever seen." Mama is impressed.

"Yes it is... it's absolutely spectacular." Padma smiles. "You're quite a husband James." Padma kisses my cheek.

Later that night...

Everyone is gathered at my house. Sitting in the den and kitchen, drinking, eating mama's chili. "Kim... it's our anniversary." I hold my wife Kim Kardashian's hand, as we stand at the kitchen counter island. "You're my first wife... my main wife... and the love of my live. So... I had this made for you baby. I love you. Happy anniversary." I hand Kim the wrapped box. Everybody cheers.

"Awwwww... Babe... I love you too, more than anything. Thank you so much. Happy Anniv..."

Kim's jaw drops when she sees the necklace. She looks at every enscription on the necklace. They are all reasons why I love her. Everyone oohs and ahhs at the necklace. "Oh my God..." Kim starts crying. I put the necklace around her neck and kiss her deeply. Kim hugs me around my neck and we kiss for a couple of minutes. Yeah... I have a heart... and a romantic side too. I squeeze her ass... just to show I'm not going soft... And she has the most perfect ass ever too.

"Babe... how much was this. It's the most beautiful thing ever."

I whisper the amount to her. "Oh my God. Twelve million dollars?"

Yep... I take care of my women.

"Why can't you be that romantic?" Mama gives dad a mad look.

"What? I bought you that blender you wanted for our last anniversary. It was breathtaking." Mama elbows dad and walks away.

We all drink and party. Spence gets chased around my house by my cousin Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies). Kim and I make out, then head upstairs for some fun before the chick fights.

Kim rides me, that super talented, very comfy pussy of hers gripping my cock so beautifully. Damn, my woman can fuck. She's wearing the necklace I gave her. Kim smiles sweetly and bounces on me and grinds me, alternating for an hour. I smack her perfect in every way ass and smoke, passing to Kim, enjoying the deep tissue cock massage my wife's pussy is giving it. Kim cums six times, drenching my crotch. We smoke and kiss, sharing the smoke, as we fuck. I cum deep up my wife's smooth, soaked pussy, pumping it to overflowing. Kim breaks out kiss and leans down, sucking my cum covered cock clean, sucking out every last drop of cream in me.

"Thank you for the necklace babe. I love it... and I love you, more than anything sweetheart. Happy Anniversary babe. Thank you for being the best husband in the world." We kiss lovingly and fondle... I get all handsy and touchy feely.

At the chick fights...

Scarlett Johansson is bobbing and weaving... avoiding Pink's offense pretty damn good. They are wearing MMA gloves, a mouth piece and head gear. That's it... no clothes. It's a rule. We are filming the whole thing. A lot of money is being bet tonight. The big money is on Pink to win, but since the loser gets fucked... we're all winners here.

Pink catches Scarlett with a two punch body/head combo. Scarlett backs up. The crowd stands up, expecting a finish. Then Scarlett surprises everyone by flooring Pink with a big uppercut outta nowhere. Spence the ref counts to eight before Pink gets up, groggy, shaking her head to clear it.

Scarlett moves in, misses another uppercut... then connects with a big body shot, se ding Pink to her knees. Wow... Scarlett is winning. Gotta say I'm surprised. Pink gets up at seven. Ten seconds before the final bell. Scarlett moves in for the finish and... gets floored by a huge right hook to the jaw by Pink. You can't be saved by the bell, so Spence counts to ten. The winner... Pink. Spence holds her arm up and Pink gets a big cheer.

Scarlett puts up a great fight, but Pink is too strong for her. After Scarlett wakes up and is looked at by the doctor. She's OK. No damage. The fun starts. She gets on all fours... Pink straps on a huge rubber dick a d proceeds to pound Scarlett pussy and ass for twenty minutes.

"Take that dick bitch. Your my fucking bitch now!" Pink taunts Scarlett, pulling her blonde hair, slamming up her holes with a cocky smile on her sexy face. Scarlett cums twice... And Pink finally cums, pulling out, moving to Scarlett's face and squirting all over it. "Open up bitch!" Pink slaps Scarlett and starts pissing in her open mouth... grinning from ear to ear, enjoying her prize. Everyone cheers as Pink pisses in Scarlett's mouth. Pink grinds her neatly trimmed, blonde pussy on Scarlett's mouth, loving every second of owning her after her KO victory. Damn, Pink looks sexy as fuck dominating Scarlett. Her pierced nipples really turning me on. That sweet ass too.

The main event is short. My bodyguard WWE Superstar Nia Jax beats my girlfriend ebony pornstar Rachel Raxxx in the first round. After a few minutes, Nia pounds Rachel's ass with a giant white strapon made from my cock. Rachel's had my dick up her ass a bunch, so she takes it in stride.

Nia molests Rachel's gorgeous, thick black, tattooed ass with dominant power, making Rachel squirt four times. The crowd loves it all, throwing money at Rachel, making it rain all over her, as she got anally dominated. Nia finally squirts in Rachel's mouth and pisses all over her gorgeous face. Nia takes some of the money and sticks it on Rachel's piss covered face, laughing, the dominant female to the end. Nia is still undefeated.

In the middle of an all night freak party...

"Sweetheart... Are you OK?"

"Yes mama. I'm fineeeeeeeee. Come in and see." Mama comes in my master bathroom. I'm sitting on the floor, super high, pissing all over Jennifer Aniston while Kim films it. Jennifer's laid out on her stomach, her mouth open, catching most of my piss in her mouth. We're all nude. The party's on fireeeee... my crews outside and inside. It's 3 am and the strobe lights are blasting, the music's pumpin loud. The whole house, inside and out, is lit up in blue, green and gold lighting, disco balls flashing everywhere. Fuckin techno music blasting indoors and out. Fuckin cops have been to the house four times already. Liquor and drugs flowing freely. Fucking and sucking on blast. My kinda fuckin party... and I'm fucked up.

Bla... Uhhhh... (Shaking My Head)... Jennifer's drinking my piss happily, with sexually depraved enthusiasm.

I take the camera from Kim and she and Jennifer share my piss, kissing, both sticking out their tongues at my pissin cock, drinking it down with glee. Mama rides me, facing away, my massive dick up her tight ass, squirting all over Kim and Jennifer. Mama and Kim switch. Kim's ass is my favorite place to be. She grinds all over my cock, pissing and squirting all over Jennifer and mama.

Downstairs, Padma is strap on fucking Spence in the ass, while he has on his Chewbacca costume. Braun and Brock are double teaming Brock's wife Rena, while Nia and Chanel double fuck Pink with strapons. It's a pretty normal night for me and my crew.

Outside in the pool, the stage all lit up, music pumpin, my sister Kat (Kat Dennings) is making out with Rachel, nude, while Barry Kripke (The Big Bang Theory) and Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies) jerk off watching them, drinking, on the deck. Horny (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle)... my midget sidekick... is being chased around, in his leprechaun outfit, by my buddy Awesome Kong (Former Or Wrestler Awesome Kong/Kia Steven's)... who's huge and is carrying a fishing net to catch Horny. A huge crowd of fans... and a few cops... are partying outside too. It's fucking fun and mayhem for everyone... Except my dad.

My dad is shaking his head on his patio. He walks back in his house and right last my half brother Scott who's streaking, drunk, screaming about Austin Powers and Mr Bigglesworth.

They ended up having a pissing contest... in my dad's pool. I think Brock won. Pink actually finished second. Brock won a blowjob from Penny. Rena came upstairs and let me pound her gorgeous ass and piss in her mouth. I fucked Brock in the ass too. Rena filmed it. She said it really turned her on. When I was done with Brock, I pissed all over her face while Brock fisted her.

I finished the night fucking Penny and Padma. I pounded their asses and pussies. Came in Padma's mouth. Pissed and came in Penny's. Fun times for me and my fucked up crew. I even heard that Awesome Kong caught Horny and molested him. Lol. The little bastard loved it. I love my life. I'm fucked up and damn proud of it. Hey... me and my crew are... Fucked Up And Freaky Forever.