"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Jamie Lee Curtis leans back, riding my fourteen inch cock, on my brown leather office sofa, while I look at some program notes my wife Kim Kardashian handed me when she walked in about two minutes ago.

Jamie Lee's eyes roll back in her head, her body smack dab in the middle of a full body orgasmic spasm. My cock gets that reaction a lot. She squirts and squirts and squirts on it, me, the sofa, the cool ass gold carpet... hell... it even splashes Kim in the chair beside me. I love making chicks cum like that. It's a gift... and it keeps on giving and giving... anddd... giving. (Cocky smirk)

Jamie Lee shakes, while I look over the new show ideas, here at Fuck You TV. We try and give our fans a wide array of hot and horny programming. It's all about sex and fun here. Perverted, filthy as filthy gets fun. You know... the fun kind.

Kim walks over to Jamie Lee and starts biting all over her soft, smooth, mature DD melons. Jamie Lee groans happily, loving the pain and pleasure combo. Kim sucks her thick, rubbery nipples, drinking Jamie Lee's sweet titty milk, while I think about which shows to give a shot. Jamie Lee grinds on my cock, rocking back and forth slowly, expertly working my immense organ to her vaginal satisfaction. Her super soaked snatch swirls all around on my massive, throbbing shaft, vice gripping the fuck outta it.

I reach under Kim's short and tight, silver sequined mini dress and fondle her leaking, puffy pussy. "Mmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhh." My wife makes it known she's into it. Kim prefers not to wear panties. She knows I love her going commando. I slide my thumb up her world's greatest ass, as I finger her ridiculously juicy twat.

I look over the list of ideas and see one that peaks my interest. It's called Granny Pissers. It's a show about... well... grannies pissing. It's about their love of public... and private piss depravity. My kinda show.

I speed up my double hole fingering of Kim, as she pulls Jamie Lee's big, soft tits with her extremely talented mouth, sucking so insanely hard on em. She leaves red lip prints on Jamie Lee's bumpy, light brown areolaes.

"FUCKKKKK!! SUCK MY TITTIES BABY!" Jamie Lee encourages Kim to continue. She speeds up her pussy grinding on my cock too. The Granny Pissers idea gets me even harder. My massive dong expands in Jamie Lee's already over stuffed cunt, drawing gutteral moans of raw animalistic pleasure from my dear, slutty friend.

Kim cums on my fingers, cooing and grinding hard on my fingers, as Jamie Lee cums again all over my giant rod. "FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" She screams out in sexual euphoria and quickly rocks on my cock, her sweet cum lubing the hell outta it. I cum dump up her wrecked twat, making it a cumtastic, three way orgasm fest. We all ride out our mutual Big O's, grinning cum happy smiles.

"I dig this Granny Pissers idea." I tell Kim, as I pull out my fingers and watch Jamie Lee suck em clean, looking right at me, as she dines on my wife's delectable pussy cream. Kim turns around and kisses me, sucking off my tongue.

"I figured you would babe. I told Kat (Kat Dennings) that would be your favorite new show idea." Kim remarks, licking my lips, then hers. She sits back in her chair and smiles at me. We think alike. She's my smoking hot soulmate... sexually and otherwise.

"A show about hot gilfs and their freaky love of piss. What's not to love." I laugh.

"I know my grandmother's will both do the show. I can't wait to piss all over em on international TV." I add. Kim giggles, knowing how much I love to piss all over any hot chick, not just my grandmothers. Jamie Lee looks at me intrigued.

"Well... I'm not a granny yet, but I'd love to be on the show. You know how much I love you pissing all over me sweetheart. I wanna drink it too. Your piss is tastier than the best champagne any day." Jamie Lee is such a slutty sweetheart. She leans down and kisses me, my cock still impaled in her totally wrecked cunt.

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Later... in Megyn Kelly's office...

"Yes. That's right. Hmm? Yes. Hold on... MMMMMMMM... (Megyn bites her bottom lip, trying to hide her pleasure)... Yeah... I'm fine. Oh yeahhhhhh. I'm definitely fine." Megyn looks back at me, as my fourteen inches of super cock powers up her ass. That bitch craves anal sex. My entire cock is buried up her super tight ass. I slap it, rub her cum dripping pussy really, really fast... and pound her ass out, harder harder harder harder, rocking her desk that she's bent over, as she talks on the phone.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Megyn just lets it out, screaming and squirting everywhere. Her head lays on her oak desk, the phone still in her hand. Megyn rides out her orgasm, as I pump her rump full of mine. I lean over on her, kissing those delectable lips, as my thick and creamy cum races out of my cock and overflows out of her billowed out ass. Mmmmmmmm. Cumming fucking rocks!

"Yeah... I'm back. Send her over. I'll interview her. Just let her know how thing work here at Fuck You TV though. She's gonna be spreading those thighs regularly. Let her know we only hire sluts here. OK... thanks Spence (The King Of Queens)." Megyn hangs up, then spins around and kneels down, attacking my cum glazed work of art cock with cum craving delight. Megyn licks every thick inch, softly chewing up and down the massive sides, her beautiful eyes glued to mine. She sucks my humongous head in, licking all around it in her overstuffed mouth. Megyn sucks our every last drop of cream in me, then takes ckkes my balls, wanting something warm to wash it down with.

I piss right down her throat. Megyn opens it wide and accepts my giant rod down her throat, my piss providing ample lube for my wide shaft. My piss explodes out of my cock, racing down Megyn's quick swallowing throat, right into her stomach. Megan smiles at me the whole time, massaging my huge, meaty balls, as her throat gulps down every single drop of piss in me.

"Mmmmmmmm. So yummy." Megyn loves my warm urine, moaning around my pissing cock, happily drinking me dry.

I zip up and leave Megyn... my news chief here at Fuck You TV... to interview Fox News babe Julie Banderas. If Spence managed to clearly explain to her how things work here. I'm sure he did. He's an annoying dork, but he's a good employee. I'm not just saying that cause he's my cousin... and cause my favorite aunt... aunt Patty... convinced me to hire him. She's a very convincing hottie slut to be sure.

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On the set of Big Banging Fuck and Suck...

"ACTION." The director gets things going on our top rated new show. It's a spinoff... so to speak... of the sitcom powerhouse The Big Bang Theory. My wife Kaley Cuoco stars. She's reunited with some of her cast mates from the hit sitcom. It's a more sexual spinoff of the show.

Kaley plays Penny, her character from the show. Penny's a slut. Good casting for Kaley. It's why I married her. Penny left Leonard, but still works at the drug company with Bernadette... Melissa Rouch. She's also one of my girls.

"Oh my God Bernie... my pussy's so damn sore. Between Dan... their boss... wanting some here at work and all those horny doctors, I'm worn out. I've been fucked five times today already... and it's only 11 am. Holy crap on a cracker... Dan has a big cock. He's been taking our new enhancement drug and trust me... it definitely works. He was nine inches before... now he's eleven and a half, and twice as thick as before. Sheesh." Penny relaxes in a chair in Bernie's office, her pussy worn the fuck out.

"Tell me about it. He fucked my ass in the break room this morning. I'm sitting on a pillow right now." Bernie says, in her sweet, high pitched voice. She and Penny giggle, both hotties happy to be so well fucked at work.

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On the set of Dr Phil Sets You Straight...

"So Spence... have you always been such a pathetic loser?" Dr Phil looks right at my dorky cousin, who's sitting across from him on the set. It's a self help type show. Dr Phil embarrasses his guest cause of their lack of success pleasing women sexually, while also trying to give them some help with their bad sex skills.

"Ummm... no. I mean... I'm not a pathetic loser. I've gotten laid plenty of times. I mean..." Spence tries to play it cool.

"We're not here to talk about your wet dreams Spence." Dr Phil condescending says.

"NO... WAIT. I've had sex in real life... a bunch of times. Really. I really have. Not just in my dreams. I mean... my dreams are great and everything, but I've had sex a bunch in real life. I promise." Spence sits back in his chair, a self assured smirk on his dorky face.

"Well Spence..." Dr Phil gives him an eye roll. "Please welcome an old friend of mine. Rachael Ray come on out here sweetheart." Dr Phil introduces Rachael Ray, the tv cooking hottie and talk show host. She walks out, waving to the crowd and smiling that sweet smile of hers. She's wearing a white cotton Dr Phil bathrobe.

"Ok Spence. Rachael here is gonna put you and your imaginary skills to the test. You have fifteen minutes to make her cum. Begin." Dr Phil clicks his stopwatch, catching Spence off guard completely.

"Wait. What? I mean... I..." Spence looks around, nervous and befuddled. Rachael opens the bathrobe. She's nude underneath, except for some black silk stockings, a black garter belt and black heels. She's ready to fuck. She drops the bathrobe. Her plump, neatly trimmed pussy is already dripping. This should be easy for Spence... but you probably shouldn't assume anything when it comes to my weird ass cousin.

Rachael blows a bubble and pops it, waiting for Spence to fuck her silly. She decides to kickstart the action, when she sees Spence is still confused and clueless, as to what to do.

Rachael unzips Spence's pants and pulls out his thick dick. She jerks it to get it hard and leans over, spitting all over it. She rubs it in, as she jerks him, then she sits in his lap, sliding that fat rod up her dripping cunt. Rachael blows another bubble and pops it, winking at Spence, as his dick works it's way up her slick pussy. Rachael bounces on it, but Spence just sits there and stares, still confused and surprised by everything. Dr Phil shakes his head.

"Damn Spence. You've got a sexy bitch riding your dick and you're just sitting there like a damn stump on a log. You're pathetic. FUCK THE BITCH! C'MON NERD BOY... FUCK THAT HORNY SLUT GOOD!" Dr Phil tries to fire up Spence... and the crowd. They start cheering him on, chanting "SPENCE" and it works. Spence finally snaps out of his confused state.

"Yeah. Fuck me nerd boy. Fuck me good." Rachael encourages Spence, smiling so sweet, chewing her bubblegum, as she rides that fat dick in her pussy, slapping his goofy face, chewing her gum.

Spence wins out. He makes Rachael squirt in 14:47... a whole 13 seconds to spare. Rachael gets up, blows a big bubble and pops it, then walks off without letting Spence cum though. He looks around wondering what the fuck is going on.

"Hey... I never said you got to cum dumbass." Dr Phil tells Spence, lighting a big cigar and blowing smoke at him, before walking off the set. The crowd cheers for Dr Phil and the lights go down in the studio, poor Spence just sits there with a hard on, looking confused as fuck. Oh well... it's hard being Spence sometimes. He looks down at his twitching cock, shaking his head, all depressed about not cumming... Real hard. Dr Phil's show music plays with Spence left to cum on his own, Dr Phil's laugh bellowing in the background.

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Megyn hired Julie. She pimped her out as soon as she hired her too. A rich Canadian sponsor wanted some Hispanic pussy, so Julie gave it up for the company. Megyn told me all about it in her office... while she drank my piss again, on her sofa, as we watched the finished taping of Big Banging Fuck and Suck.

Penny and Bernie double teamed Bernie's husband Howard for his birthday. He's got a little dick, so Bernie gave him her sore ass. Penny sucked his little balls, from behind, while he pounded his wife's tight ass for a whole two minutes. A nice easy birthday present from Bernie.

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The first taping of Granny Pissers is going pretty well this evening. Jamie Lee is in it. One of my grandmother's (Nancy Pelosi) is in it too. I pissed in Granny Nancy's mouth for three minutes straight. I made sure to drink a whole lotta cheap beer... it makes me piss an extra big load.

Jamie Lee is gonna do a scene with Dr Phil... but he got caught up fucking Rachael Ray backstage at his show earlier, so it's delayed the taping. I thought about asking Spence to do it, but I have other plans for him. I'm gonna film a scene with him and Betty White for Granny Pissers, so I'm saving him for that.

One more fun filled, sexually charged day here at the horniest TV network ever. It's all about fuck and suck... and piss and cum... here at... Fuck You TV.