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11/18/2019 

Fuck You TV Ch. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

Fuck You TV. The network all about sex, more sex and all kinds of sleazy debauchery gone wild. Nonstop fuck fun and all around crazy ass horniness run amok. Buckle up. It's Fuck O Clock...

This is a new series in the style of Kentucky Fried Movie from the 70's. It's a hodge podge of different short stories that aren't necessarily tied together in any way other than they are all about nonstop sexual hijinks and sleazy debauchery. Some short stories tie together, but most don't. Sit back and enjoy the far out, freaky, fucked up sexual fantasy world of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp...

"Good evening everyone... I'm Katie Couric. This is the Fuck You TV Nightly News." Katie gets comfy, unbuttoning her beige jacket. It falls open, exposing her bare 34C breasts underneath.

"Please don't be distracted by my beautiful breasts. Tonight, Fuck You TV has learned..." Katie picks up an ice cube and rubs it all over her very perky, pink nipple, making it hard as steel, and dripping wet also. She then moves to the other one, repeating the process, as she calmly delivers the news.

"... That well known porn producer extraordinaire James has just finished his biggest project yet. It's an Austin Powers parody called Dr Evil Fucks Up The World's Ass. It, of course, stars James' father, Dr Evil. Fuck You TV's Sofia Vergara has more." Katie sucks the half melted ice cube, then swallows it, her pulsating, wet nipples poking right at the camera.

Cut to Sofia at the porn studio...

"Thank you Katieeee. I talked to Dr Evil earlier about the movie. Here's what he had to say." Sofia says, smiling so beautifully at the camera.

"Dr Evil... thank you soooo much for this interview. How much fun was it making your son's... HI JAMESSSSSS... LOVE YOUUUUUU!..." Sofia waves at the camera and blows me a big, sexy kiss. "How much fun was it making his newest porn movie?"

"Well... Sofia. It's was a pleasure starting... by the way... in my son's newest porn movie. It's quite fun... and quite evil as well." My dad taps his fingers together, trying to look like an evil mastermind, as he sits in the chair across from Sofia. Her super cleavage is almost spilling out of her skin tight, low cut brown top. Dad starts gawking hard at it. Sofia giggles and shakes her big boobies for him.

"Ah ah ahh... I mean... boobies... no... evil boobies... no..." Dad stammers badly, popping a boner in his gray, evil slacks, staring open mouthed at Sofia's E cup melons.

"He he he. You're so sweetttttt. Like your son. Where is James by the way? WHERE ARE YOU JAMESSSSSS? COME HERE PAPIIIIIIII. MMMMMMMMMM." Sofia is a sweetheart. A very sexy, and quite slutty sweetheart.

"I mean..."Dad shakes his head to clear it. "Our movie is quite possibly the greatest movie ever undertaken. It's truly an evil cinematic masterpiece. Isn't that right Mr Bigglesworth?" My dad starts petting his pussy... cat... Mr Bigglesworth. He and the cat stare at Sofia's awesome cleavage. She shakes it again for both of them.

"Awwww. Such a nice pussy. Mwah Mwah Mwah." Sofia blows kisses at Mr Bigglesworth.

"Righttttttttt." Dad does his shtick, petting his cat, whilst still ogling my good fuck buddy's amazingly beautiful boobies.

"Can I play with your pussy, Dr Evil? He's so big and furry." Sofia asks. Dad hands her the cat.

"Only if I can play with yours too, my dear. MWAHHAHAHAAAAAA." Dad chuckles at his evil, flirtatious joke. He even gets his upturned pinky at the corner of his mouth move in as well. He's in full on Dr Evil mode.

"Yes... of course papi." Sofia smiles, winking at dad, playing along. "It's not as furry as yours though. It's more like a Mexican hairless pussy... cat." Sofia winks at dad.

Dad does his evil, goofy laugh, enjoying the playful, sexual banter with Sofia. "I wish you and your son could both play with it at the same time. Two pollas in my pussy sounds so fun. Siiiiiiiii!" Sofia smiles so big, petting Mr Bigglesworth, laughing at my dad's jaw dropped stare at her.

Cut back to Katie at the news studio...

"YEAHHHHHHHH... Mmmmmmm." Katie's leaning back in her chair, an 18 year old male intern eating her out, lapping up that sweet milf pussy like there's no tomorrow. "OH..." Katie quickly turns around when she notices the camera's back on, pushing the intern's head away.

"Thank you Sofia for that report." Katie's eyes go wide as the intern starts eating her pussy again, under the news desk. She immediately starts cumming on his quick licking tongue. He reaches up and starts fondling her 34C jugs too.

"I do enjoy this fucking job." Katie gives us that sweet Katie Couric smile, as her intern laps up her sweet pussy nut.

Back over at the porn studio...

"SI PAPI... SIIIIII!" Sofia yells out, as Dr Evil plunges his fat weiner up her hairless twat. They're standing against the wall... Mr Bigglesworth peeing in the corner of the room.

"BAD CAT! STOP THAT!" Dad yells at his cat, Sofia legs wrapped around his evil waist, her arms around his evil neck. He's enjoying the hell outta banging Sofia Vergara... but his problem pops up again. Premature ejaculation. Yep... dad cums already.

"HUH? THAT'S ALL? WHAT THE..." Sofia gets off of dad, pulling her beige mini skirt back down, very disappointed in his lack of endurance. She shakes her gorgeous head in disgust.

"Sorryyyyyyyyy. Umm... I have a problem. See..." Dad tries to explain, but Sofia isn't interested.

"Such a dork. Oh my God!" She starts cussing to herself in Spanish and walks away.

Poor dad is left there in evil shame. "It's your fault Mr Bigglesworth. I have to worry about you peeing everywhere. It's distracting." Dad tries to save face, by blaming his cat.

"Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you Mr Bigglesworth. Come... let's go and take over the world." Dad apologizes to Mr Bigglesworth. The cat jumps in his arms and they head out... my dad's evil laugh echoing as they do.

...

At a random trailer park in a random town outside of Hollywood... It's the hit show Trailer Park Blues...

"YESSSSSSSSSS!! GIVE ME THAT WHITE DICK BABYYYYYYY!!" My huge titty, ebony pornstar girlfriend Rachel Raxxx screams out, as she rides me on my bed, cumming all over my huge, pussy thumping white dick. I'm looking up at her, squeezing the hell outta those giant chocolate melons, as she bounces all over my dick.

"HOT DAMN BITCH! I LOVE THAT SWEET BLACK PUSSY!" God damn... Rachel's cunt feels so damn good! The bed is shaking like crazy, as my black girlfriend works over my white weiner with intense sexual fervor and extreme, fuck crazed sluttiness.

Rachel's sweet, slick, chocolate pussy grips my fat white meat perfectly, jerking it off as she rides it. She's smoking a fat blunt as she rides me. I finish downing a bottle of Jack and toss it, ready to cum dump in her. She wants me to get her pregnant again... for the sixth time. Bitch loves being a pregnant ho. She says it increases her fee. Dudes love to pay for pregnant pussy, so she loves for me to keep her knocked up.

I grunt and release my cum wave up Rachel's slick throbbing cunt. Her eyes roll back in her head, as she smokes, slowly grinding on my cumming cock. Weed smoke is everywhere, the sweet, strong scent of Jack Daniels permeates the air too. My cum blasts out, pumping so deep up my girl's vacuum sucking chocolate cunt. I smile, loving the feeling, pulling those thick, rubbery nipples, squeezing those gigantic tits. Chocolate titty milk squirts everywhere. Ahhhhh... sexual heaven.

Rachel leans down and kisses me, sharing the smoke. We kiss, her massive, soft melons rubbing so enticingly on my chiseled chest. I finish cum dumping in her, while she sucks off my tongue. Rachel loves to blow, so she's really fucking good at it.

"I've got a date with a judge down in Glendale. He usually just wants a blowjob, but he wants anal this time too, so it's gonna be a big payday for us, baby." Rachel tells me, as we share the fat blunt.

"He's got a real nice dick... especially for an old dude." Rachel smirks, puffing hard on the blunt, then putting it in my mouth.

"Big paydays are the best kind, baby." I remark. Rachel softly kisses all over my face and neck. I'm all about the paper. No jealousy here. My bitch fucks a lot of other dudes, but she belongs to me. She's my ho. Says so on her ass. She's got a big I BELONG TO JAMES tattoo on her ass. I love that.

We pimp cuddle and smoke out the blunt. A nice relaxing time with my bitch. Swagged out with my big ass white cock out. Ha.

Rachel gets up to get ready for her date. My mama Beth (Beth Chapman) walks in calmly, tosses her white bathrobe, takes Rachel's place... jumping up on me... slides my fat fucking dick up her tight, plump ass and starts riding away on her son's foot long weiner. I grab her 38Fs and enjoy the ride. God... I love my sleazy life. (Big pimp smirk)

...

(Commercial on Fuck You TV)...

TV pitchman for Horny Pills...

"Hey friends. Do you ever feel down in the dumps? Depressed? Well... Horny Pills are the fix you need. Just listen to these happy customers."

"I'm Dave. I used to be down in the dumps all the damn time. My wife was cheating on me with everybody. But Horny Pills saved my life. I take one a day and I'm fucking every broad within a hundred mile radius of me 24/7. Even my cheating whore wife loves my dick up her ass as much as possible now. Thanks Horny Pills."

"My names Esther. My worthless husband Al could never get it up enough for me, so I got some Horny Pills. Not for his worthless, sorry ass, but for me... and all the big dick studs I've been fucking instead of Al's little dick ass. Fuck him! I'm orgasming my black ass off. I'm having a great fucking time too. Thank you Horny Pills. You're the best."

The Horny Pills pitchman holds a bottle of Horny Pills up and smiles a sleazy smile at the camera. "Remember folks... Horny Pills. They'll make your life a whole lot more worth living. Trust me. I sell used cars in my spare time, so you know I'm honest." He grins and winks at the camera.

...

Backstage at Fuck You TV news...

Katie is riding my face, while Sofia is riding my big ass white dick. I've already pissed all over both of them, drenching their gorgeous tits. The raw smell of warm urine, scotch and tacos fills the air... while I fill Sofia's clean shaven juicy as juicy gets pussy.

"Drink my cum baby." Katie slut grinds on my mouth, creaming my mouth, as I lay on the sofa in her office. Sofia keeps bouncing away on my cock, my hands tightly locked on those E cup melons, as Sofia squirts and squirts and... squirts.

"AYE PAPI!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Sofia is so fucking sexy. That accent drives me wild. Her pussy drives me wilder. After Katie grinds out her whole orgasm into my mouth and I suck her dry, I start cumming. Sofia jumps off my cock and starts sucking, drinking most of my thick load with a happy moan and huge smile. Katie joins her, jerking my spurting cock from Sofia's cum thirsty mouth and gulping down the rest of my thick, gooey sperm.

Damn it feels good. The two horny sluts suck me cum dry, kissing and sucking tongues, greedily trying to our cum drink the other. I feed em both another load of piss. They both suck my pissing head at the same time, their lips locked. They drink down the huge wave of warm urine and each plays with one of my hard nipples, making my life quite enjoyable at this exact time.

Just another wild day at Fuck You TV... it's just the beginning.

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