"Where's my darling grandson?"

"He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him."

"I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling)

"She does a great job for my baby."

"Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear."

"I know you are mom... so am I. Don't worry. James won't forget about you. He loves you very much."

"Yes. My grandson is such a sweetheart. I love him so very much... and you as well, my dear."

"Aww... Thank you mother. I love you too."

That sweet conversation between my wonderful mother (Kathie Lee Gifford) and wonderful grandmother (Martha Stewart) is taking place in my kitchen. As my gorgeous mother said, I'm upstairs in my bedroom. I got a bad case of food poisoning, so I've been kinda down the last few days. My P. S. A... Personal Sex Assistant... porn superstar Bridgette B. is with me, helping me feel better. She's really, really good at that. Hence, her job title.

My wife... my main one... Kim Kardashian is out of town, filming her reality show. She's been texting and calling me the whole time, checking up on me. She's a sweetheart. All my other women have been checking with me and doing everything for me too. I haven't been able to run my businesses, so my wives and girlfriends have been doing a great job, doing that for me. Kim oversees everything for me, but my other women help with running things. Kim had to finish filming this season of her show. She had put it off for awhile, cause we went on vacation, so she had to go ahead and finish it. The problems of the rich and famous. Ha.

Kim is also my manager. I trust her, so I let her take that role. I'm still the boss, but I'm more of an easy going, laid back boss that delegates authority. Everything still runs through me though. I've got the hammer... and Thor's hammer has nothing on mine. (Big grin)

Mama and grandma Martha come into my bedroom, bringing some soup. "My baby. How are you feeling sweetheart?" Mama asks.

"Pretty darn good." I smile, as Bridgette sucks on my cock. Mama smiles. Mama puts the soup on the end of the bed and joins Bridgette on my cock. They lick all over it, slowly up and down, kissing it as they go. I grope Bridgette's big, soft and full tits, rubbing the thick, puffy nipples with my left thumb, squeezing both very large tit mounds with my left hand... with a happy grin all over my face.

My grandmother sits by my head and lovingly rubs my face, comforting me. She leans down and kisses me. I have such sweet women in my life. Bridgette and mama double suck me, taking turns, those gorgeous lips of both beauties gliding so smoothly up and down my fat rod. When I cum, my sperm jettisons up and out of my huge cock, pumping powerfully into Bridgette and mom's open mouths. They both drink my very large, creamy load, kissing and sharing it between them. I just smile, my head in my grandmother's lap, as she plays with my blonde cornrows.

After mama and Bridgette suck me totally clean, they feed me. Once again, I have such sweet women in my life. I sit back, get fed soup by my grandmother and get my feet massaged by Bridgette and my mother. I'm definitely living the good life. (Wink)

One of my other wives Ronda Rousey comes into my bedroom and checks in on me. "Hey baby. Are you feeling better?" Ronda gives me a sweet smile, walking over to the bed and kneeling down, laying her very beautiful head on my tummy. She reaches up and rubs my chin. I give her a loving smile.

"I'm doing better baby." I tell her. Ronda moves up me and kisses me, her tongue happily molesting mine. I love kissing Ronda. Always a lot of tongue action. I really dig that.

Ronda gets in bed with me and Bridgette. My mother and grandmother both kiss me, then head back downstairs. Mama has been making sure things are running smoothly, since Kim has been out of town.

Ronda and Bridgette light a blunt. I actually skip it. The weed hasn't been agreeing with my sensitive stomach the last few days. They puff and pass... and rub me down. I smile happily. I do enjoy two perfect goddesses rubbing all over me... sick or not.

I get a call from my dorky, but nice, cousin Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens). He helps him with pretty much everything. He's like my right hand man... or the Spence version of that. "Yeah... what's up Spence?"

"Hey James. I'm sorry to bother you, but we have a problem at the studio. Kelly can't find the video with Kourtney and Khloe in it. She's looked everywhere. So have I. I'm real sorry to bother you. I know your sick."

"How did it get lost? I thought Kelly put it up somewhere safe."

"I don't know. I..." Spence gets cut off by Kelly Madison. She's another of my wives. She's in charge of my porn website. Kelly grabs the phone.

"Baby... I'm really sorry. I put it in my desk, but it's gone. I know I put it in the locked drawer, so I don't know what happened. I'm really sorry baby. I feel terrible. I didn't wanna bother you with this. I feel like an idiot."

"It's OK babe. Don't be upset. Just keep looking. I'll put Nia on it. She'll get to the bottom of it. Plus, she can slap the shit outta somebody, if necessary." I laugh. Kelly does too. WWE Superstar Nia Jax is one of my bodyguards and she's also very good at solving problems for me. Plus, she's one awesome lay, so I'm very happy with her.

Two of my sisters in law Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian made a sex tape of the two of them fucking just for me. I'm gonna put it on my porn website. Kelly is in charge of it and I trust her, so I don't know how it got lost, but I don't blame her. Just one of those things I guess.

"How are you baby?" Kelly asks.

"I'm better babe. Still iffy, but better. Thinking about your titties is making me smile though." I flirt.

"Mmmhmmm... yeahhhh. I'll make sure and give you a very special massage with them later sweetheart. Maybe you can give me a VERY deep tissue one yourself. MWAH!" Kelly teases, laughing in her most luscious, sexiest voice.

"You got it baby doll. Don't worry about the video. We'll find it. Tell Spence I blame him anyway, not you." I laugh. Kelly laughs too. We both enjoy giving my slightly annoying cousin a hard time.

"Love you baby. See you later handsome." Kelly being awesome.

"Love you too sweet tits. Ha. See you later babe. Tell Spence to get his act together." Kelly and I share another laugh. I hang up and kiss Ronda... and Bridgette. A three way kiss is always good for curing sickness. At least that's the theory I'm going with. Fuck it if it doesn't work. It's still fun. We kiss, sucking and licking tongues. Bridgette sucks my tongue, then Ronda's, then they double suck mine. Being sick is damn fun sometimes.

Over in my studio...

Kelly and looks everywhere in her office again. She has Spence looking in the studio, sifting through every box and drawer in sight.

"Where is that damn SD card?" Kelly asks herself. "I know I put it in here. Damn." Kelly keeps looking.

"Sorry Kelly, I don't see it anywhere." Spence says, as he walks into Kelly's office.

"Are you sure you checked everywhere?" Kelly asks.

"Yeah. I'm sure. I looked everywhere. No SD card." Spence ogles Kelly's 34G tits in her skin tight, white tank top... no bra necessary. He lickshis lips, but Kelly is too distracted, worrying about finding the video, to notice.

Kelly bites her fingernail, not knowing where to look next. "I have no idea. I know I put it in my desk. I know I did. I don't get it." Kelly chews on her fingernail, trying to figure out what happened to the SD card with the Kardashian sister's sex tape on it. She happens to notice Spence staring hard at her awesome melons. Kelly shakes her head.

"Spence... do you really think this is the time to be staring at my boobs? Snap out of it!" Kelly's snaps her fingers. Spence pops out of his huge titty daze.

"Sorry. Do you think someone stole it?" Spence actually asks a good question.. Maybe huge titty staring is good for your brain after all.

"It never occurred to me. But why would someone steal it?... And how did they know about it. Kourtney and Khloe filmed it. No one here was involved, so no one knew about it. Who could've stolen it?" Kelly thinks it over, still chewing her fingernails.

"Nobody broke in here, so if someone stole it, then it had to be an inside job. But who would do that?" Kelly wonders.

Spence's perverted eyes wander back to Kelly's massive, all natural melons. She's staring off into the sky, thinking about who would steal the video, not paying any attention to Spence. His eyes are locked onto Kelly's truly perfect breasts. They are natural wonders of the world for sure. He rubs his fat dick in his jeans, as he drools over my wife's wondrous boobs. He can't help himself.

Kelly turns towards Spence and notices him staring at her again. She also notices his fat bulge in his jeans. She shakes her head... flattered at how much Spence loves her boobs, but also annoyed by his timing.

"Good grief Spence. You're not gonna stop staring are you? Here, get it out of your system." Kelly tells my horny cousin, then she pulls her tight tank top up, showing off those world famous breasts. Kelly poses, her hands on her hips, showcasing her 34Gs for Spence, so he will get over his staring obsession and they can get back to work looking for the video.

Spence stares, wide eyed and open mouthed, drooling over Kelly's tits. I don't blame him on that one. She does have drool inducing boobs. He rubs his fat dick in his jeans, his eyes beaming with intense lust at Kelly's truly magnificent, huge, heaving breasts. Kelly smirks. She's a cock tease of the highest order. She knows how to use the immense power of her supreme hotness to drive men... and women... sexually crazy... and she enjoys doing it as well.

"You're hard for my tits, huh Spence?" Kelly teases.

Spence nods, still staring full on at Kelly's breasts, licking his lips, rubbing his dick in his jeans.

"I bet you wanna fuck em, don't you?" Kelly's turns up the heat.

Spence quickly nods, speeding up his cock rubbing and intensifying his huge titty staredown.

"I bet you wanna slam that fat dick in between these gorgeous tits, nice and hard, don't ya Spence?" Kelly smirks confidently.

"OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Spence yells out, his cock throbbing in his jeans, his eyes ready to pop out of his head, as he ogles my wife's massive, all natural mammaries. Spence rubs his cock faster and faster. So desperately wanting Kelly and her perfect tit mounds. His face is begging for her and them. Begging hard...

"Well tough! Knock that shit off and help me find this damn video." Kelly breaks Spence. (WAAA WAAAAAA sound)... He looks at her so disappointed and let down. I love my wife so damn much. She's a ball busting tease when she wants to be. Ha.

Kelly smirks deviously at Spence, pulling her top down, very much enjoying busting his balls. She's all business right now, determined to find the video. Spence collects himself, a very sad look on his face. Kelly shakes her head, giggling. We all like Spence, but he invites the ball busting too. His timing isn't the best either.

Kelly and Spence get back to work, looking all over every inch of the studio, once again, for the sex tape. They check everywhere at least twice. Where in the hell could that thing be?

...

I have a large family. My dad's mother Helen (Helen Mirren) is a wonderful lady. A real sweetheart. She has one of the most beautiful pairs of granny tits in the world too. Just thinking about her rubbing them all over me makes me hard.

I have a whole bunch of aunts and cousins. All of em are hot too. There's some special hot DNA thing running through my family. A whole bunch of sexiness running wild around these neck of the woods.

I have five sisters too... and they're all super hot. My baby sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) is a rapper in the making. My sister Nikki-Dee is a meteorologist on the east coast. She's got the prettiest smile ever. My oldest sister Coco (Coco Austin) is a famous model/big booty dream girl and my second oldest sister Stormy (Pornstar Stormy Daniels) is pretty infamous nowadays. My other sister Jenni (Jwoww From Jersey Shore) is doing an excellent job of riding me in my bed, right about now, while I talk to Kim on the phone. My life is truly awesome. (Big smile)

"Mmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock James. It's so BIGGGGGGG!!" Jenni smiles at me, grinding on my super fat rod, as I slap and grope her huge, enhanced tits... while also talking to my baby on the phone.

"Babe... are you feeling better? I miss you so much." Kim asks.

"Yeah babe. I'm doing better, still a little woozy, but better. I miss you too baby. It's not the same around here without my favorite Kardashian being all wifey on me." We both laugh.

"I miss being all wifey on my man. I'm coming in tonight. I told them I'm going home to be with my husband, whether we're finished filming or not."

"You're the best babe." I smile. Kim is my queen.

Jenni bounces on my cock, her slick, bald pussy engulfing my huge dick, vice gripping on it beautifully. I squeeze those huge, super firm tits, loving the feel of em. I rub the tip of her thick nipples with my thumbs, grazing them quickly, as I roughly fondle those awesome fake breasts. Jenni bites her lips, rubbing her throbbing clit and squirts all over me, painting my cock with her sweet pussy nectar. I smile. Jenni does too.

"Kourtney and Khloe's video got lost." I tell Kim, as I pump my thick load up Jenni's soaked cunt, while she plays with her full extended, pulsating clit. Jenni leans her head back, loving my semen rushing up her overstuffed pussy.

"Oh no. What happened babe?" Kim asks. Jenni smiles happily at me, as I pull and shake her rock hard nipples.

"Don't know. Kelly says she put it in her desk, but she can't find it. She's looked everywhere. I know she's very careful about stuff, so I trust her. It just disappeared. It's a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma... nevermind." I laugh. Kim does too.

"Yeah, Kelly is really careful with our footage. I feel bad for her. I'm sure she's really upset at herself."

"Yeah. I told her it's OK. I know she didn't do anything wrong. We will find it. It's already advertised on the site, so there's a whole lot of buzz about it. We need to get it up on the site asap." Jenni leans down and kisses me. She kisses all over my face and neck, soft, sweet kisses. I smile happily. Jenni then lays on my chest, softly rubbing my face and kissing my cheek.

"I know we'll find it. Don't worry about it babe. I'll take care of it when I get home tonight. Don't you worry about it. Just get better baby. I gotta go. I love you so much babe. MWAHHHHHH!!" Kim always makes me smile.

"OK babe. Love you too. See you tonight." I hang up. I cuddle with Jenni, softly rubbing all over her. Her big tits feel amazing rubbing on my chest. I kiss her cheek and relax, my gorgeous sister in my arms.

I love living in Malibu. I love the ocean, the ocean breeze, the waves popping, the sand. I spent a lot of money on this place. It's my compound. My getaway from the hussle and bussle of crazy ass LA. My website and studio is here. My home is the largest in Malibu. Somebody said it was the largest in Southern California. Who knows. I like it though.

I decide to take a leisurely stroll outside. It's my first trip out of my bedroom in a few days. I sit out by the pool. It's the biggest infinity pool in LA. I have an infinity pool fetish. Ha. I'm chilling. Relaxed, with my gold, silk pajama pants on. Some shades too. The sun is shining bright as usual.

"Baby. You're up. I'm glad you're feeling well enough to come outside." Mama comes and sits on the lounger with me, kissing me, then laying back on me, her back to my chest. She's looking quite awesome. A skimpy pink bikini on. My mother is a goddess. The queen of daytime TV and a true beauty, inside and out. We have a very special, very loving relationship. I'm the world's biggest mama's boy, and I'm very proud of that.

"Mmmmm. Relaxing with my gorgeous son. A great way to spend a day." Mama is always so sweet.

I hold her, my right hand softly rubbing her tummy. Mama kisses my arm and rubs my hand as it rubs her. I soak in the sun, cool breeze and my beautiful mother... then I get a call. It's Kelly.

"Babe. I found out what happened to the video." Kelly announces.

"Oh yeah? Where was it?"

"Well... it was where I put it... in my desk. But..." Kelly pauses.

"But what?"

"Well... your not gonna believe this, but Kris stole it." Kelly surprises me.

"My mother in law stole the video?" I ask, befuddled.

"Yeah. I decided to check the cameras, when Spence and I couldn't find it, and there she was, going through my desk. It shows her getting the SD card and walking out of my office. I have no idea why she would do that, but at least we found out what happened." Kelly says.

"Yeah. I'll have to see what's up with her. Thanks baby. Great work."

"Aww...you're welcome sweetheart. I hope you can find out why she would steal the sex tape."

"I will babe. Kim's coming home tonight, so I might let her deal with it. I don't know. Thanks again though."

"Ok baby. See you shortly. Love you. MWAH!" Kelly has the sexiest phone kisses.

"Love you too sweet tits." We both laugh. I hang up, wondering why my mother in law Kris Jenner would steal a sex tape that her daughters made for me... her son in law. Oh, the wacky, seedy world of celebrity sex tapes. (Laughing)

"Kelly found out what happened to the video. Seems like Kris stole it, for some reason." I tell mama.

"That's weird. Why would she steal a tape they made for you?" Mama asks the very obvious question.

"Don't know. That's what I'm gonna find out." I play with my mothers gorgeous D cups. I cup em and fondle em, softly, then firmly squeezing them through her thin bikini top.

"Mmmmmmmm. I love your hands on me baby. Play with mama's titties sweetheart." My mother always knows how to make me happy. I continue fondling her soft, smooth, absolutely beautiful mature breasts. They feel so awesome in my hands. I pull mama's top off of them. The bright sunlight beams beautifully off of mama's tan skin. I grope those breasts with a bug smile on my face, as mama writhes seductively against my hardening cock.

My thumbs flick her rubbery nipples, as I squeeze her breasts. Mama reaches behind her and pulls my cock out of my pajama pants. She strokes it behind her back, as I continue playing with her soft breasts.

My cock jumps in my mother's skillful hands. Mama leans up and kisses me, as I squeeze those luscious mature breasts of hers. She turns around and licks my fat crown, softly chewing on my cock head. She sucks it hard, as her tongue wraps around the head, licking away. I close my eyes, basking in the sexual glory of my gorgeous mother. She deepthroats me, slowly swallowing every thick inch of dick. Her tongue walks its way down my plump shaft, licking as it goes.

Mama finally bottoms out, my entire fat cock down her wide open throat. I almost lose it right there, as mama looks up at me with a sweet, motherly love smile.

Mama licks my fat balls too, drooling onto them, then lapping it up with her very skilled tongue. I reach under her and play with her hanging breasts, as she works over my happy cock and balls.

Mama sits on me, her slick pussy swallowing my fat cock. I watch my dick gets swallowed. It's such a beautiful sight. Mama rides me, bouncing on my cock, her smooth, toned ass slapping on my thighs, as she does.

I lean into mama and suck her titties, licking the rubbery, pink nipple, pulling them softly with my teeth. I stuff as much of her beautiful breasts into my mouth as possible and suck away. Mama's sweet milk dribbles out into my tongue. I suck it down, loving the sweet taste. Mama hugs my head to her tits, S she bounces on my fat cock, gripping it tight with her slick pussy.

"I'M CUMMMMINGGGGGG BABYYYYYYYYYYYY!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Mama squirts all over my cock, as I ravenously devour her lush breasts. I slap her ass and squeeze it, feeling every drop of pussy cream shooting out onto my cock and oozing down onto my balls.

I lift mama off of my cock and bring her pussy to my mouth. I suck it hard, sliding my tongue up it, wiggling from side to side, tasting her sweet cream. "YESSSSSSSSSS!! TASTE ME BABYYYYYYY!!" Mama screams out, playing with my hair. I suck her pussy so hard, licking her out, my tongue darting quickly inside her. Mama cums again, this time right into my mouth. I suck it all down, drinking my mother's sweet cum.

I put mama's pussy against my cock, grinding my cock with it. My fat dick slides across mama's wet, puffy labia, making her lay her head back in sheer ecstasy. I smile. I line her anus up with my huge head. Mama's reaches down and grabs my cock, guiding it into her anus. It pops through her anal ring, gliding up that tight booty.

"Uhhhhhhhhh... Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Mama moans. She grinds her ass on my cock, as I grope her titties, her milk dribbling out between my fingers.

Mama rides my cock, her ass engulfing it with glee. Her ass is tight and warm, so inviting and comfy. Mama bounces on my cock, rubbing her perky, pink clit, cumming again. It shoots out on me. Mama smiles at me, bouncing faster on my cock. I close my eyes, still squeezing those amazing, soft tits of hers. I'm loving mama's tight ass devouring my cock.

"GODDDDDDDDD!! I LOVE YOUR COCK BABYYYYYYYY!!" Mama squirts again. I feel the warm juice splatter against me. I smile happily. I also pump my thick load deep up mama's tight, tan booty. It propels out of my throbbing cock super fast. I groan, loving the feeling of cumming so hard in my mother's gorgeous ass.

Mama leans into me, kissing all over me, my cock still in her ass. I love those soft kisses all over my face, neck and chest. Mmmmmm. I'm feeling better by the second.

Bridgette comes out and brings me a Sprite. I'm taking it easy on the alcohol, til my stomach stops being a rampaging beast.

Bridgette and mom kiss. I pull Bridgette's bikini top off of her right breast and tweak her fat nipple, sipping my Sprite like a real playa.

...

"LIFT!! C'MON... STOP BEING A PUSSY!!" My newest wife and WWE Raw Women's Champion The Man Becky Lynch "encourages" my cousin Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) with his bench press.

"I'm not being a pussy. It's HEAVYYYYYYYY!!" Ellsworth screams out, the weight becoming too much for him.

Becky helps him put it on the bench. He fails the test. "It was 10 stone, you whimp." Becky verbally slaps my goofball cousin in her thick Irish accent.

"Well how much is that in American weight?" Ellsworth rubs his sore shoulders, totally worn out from the strenuous workout.

"A hundred and forty pounds you dork." Becky shakes her head and laughs mockingly at Ellsworth.

"It felt like about four hundred. You sure you measured right?" Ellsworth sits up, stretching his arms, looking all worn out.

Becky throws a towel at his face. "Get up dumbass." Becky commands. Ellsworth gets up. Becky lays on the bench and grabs the weights. She proceeds to do 25 reps, then sits up and shakes her head at Ellsworth again. The Man putting The Dork in his place.

Becky is wearing a zip up, skin tight, gold workout outift. It barely covers her small, but shapely ass. Becky is nude underneath, her hard nipples poking hard through the skin tight, thin top. Ellsworth drools over my gorgeous Irish wife. I get off on that. I love my women teasing other guys, making them want them so damn bad. It's a big turn on. Becky sees Ellsworth staring hard in the mirrors surrounding the workout room.

"Too bad you're such a wimp. I could use a good romp right about now." Becky turns up the heat. "I'm always in the mood for a good roll in the proverbial hay. I need an actual man with an actual dick though, so no luck here." Becky smirks, enjoying slapping around my cousin with her words. Becky's Irish accent is driving Ellsworth pleasantly mad... like it does me. Becky is a sexed up sex goddess and she knows how to turn it up, so to speak.

Becky does some curls, as Ellsworth stares. She laughs at his non stop drooling just for her. He's got a big crush on her, so Ellsworth is always trying to get Becky's attention. He moves over to the leg press and sets it for 400 pounds, trying to impress Becky.

Becky shakes her head again, her bright orange/red hair softly waving, knowing full well Ellsworth will fail. He does. Ellsworth gets the weights halfway up, then his legs start shaking uncontrollably. He tries to keep pushing... but he can't. His face is contorted in pain and anguish, desperately wanting to impress my super sexy Irish goddess wife. Ellsworth finally gives up... his legs certainly do. He sits in the seat and pouts. Becky laughs, enjoying his failure, but also appreciating the effort. She puts the curling bar down.

"Well... at least you gave it a shot. You failed again, but you gave it a shot." Becky says.

"Uhhhhhhhhh... Owwwwwwww!" Ellsworth rubs his legs, groaning in anguish, his goofy face showing the pain of failure and sore legs.

Becky laughs again. She does enjoy mocking Ellsworth. "Stop being a sissy Ellsworth. You tried and failed... of course. No crying. I thought you wanted to impress me." Becky throws him a towel.

"I do. I'm sorry. I failed again. Owwwwwww! I give up." Ellsworth says, dejected.

"Never, ever give up! Here... Here's some motivation, you dork." Becky unzips her top, opening it, showing Ellsworth her very perky, C cup tits. Her bright pink nipples jut out, hard as steel. Becky smiles a cocky smile, knowing full well how hot she is.

Ellsworth eyes almost pop out of his head. His jaw drops. His very goofy stare gets even goofier. His cock hardens in his gray sweatpants. Yeah... he's really excited. Becky giggles, blowing a bubble. She pops it and zips up.

"That's enough for now. Don't give up! Train harder and maybe I'll let you touch em." Becky tells my still staring, goofball cousin. Ellsworth grins the biggest, goofiest grin ever.

"Yes ma'am. I definitely will. I promise." Ellsworth gets back to work, lowering the leg press weight in half this time. Becky shakes her head and smiles in jest, chewing her gum. You gotta train hard to hang with The Man.

...

Kim comes home and we make out to celebrate. We also have a nice romantic dinner. The first real food I've eaten in four days. As dinner progresses, Kim gets upset at her mother for stealing the video and causing me problems.

"Babe... I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. It makes me mad that she caused you this stress. She knows you've been sick. It's stupid anyway. Kourt and Khloe wanted to make it for you. There's no need to try to cover it up. It's stupid. I'm so angry with her."

"It's OK babe. I wasn't stressed. It is stupid. I'll agree with that, but no need to get angry. I wanna get the video back. That's all I'm concerned with. Don't be angry babe. I appreciate you caring so much about me." I tilt my glass to Kim, toasting my awesome wife.

"Of course babe. I love you more than anything. Don't worry... I'll get the video back. I'll definitely get it back. She's got a lot of explaining to do." Kim blows me a big kiss. Every day we're married I fall even more in love. What a perfectly wonderful wife.

...

Bridgette is giving me my nightly massage before bed. I'm laid out on the massage table in my bedroom... nude... as my absolutely perfect PSA rubs me down with oil and a very, very skilled pair of hands.

"Mmmmmm. You have the most beautiful body James." Bridgette compliments me, rubbing the oil into my muscles and tendons, her hands working out the kinks perfectly. She leans down and softly bites my neck. Bridgette walks around to my head and rubs my upper back. I reach around and happily squeeze her toned, tan ass, as she stands in front of me.

"Thank you baby. Your body is fucking awesome as well, sweetheart." I tell Bridgette. She leans down and slowly licks my neck, then kisses it. I do have a pretty wonderful life. Ha.

As Bridgette gives me a happy ending, by wrapping her luscious, very large breasts around my huge cock and pumping it with them, Kim and Kelly make out in my bed. I lean my head back and look over at them, kissing each other and groping each other's tits. Bridgette sucks my fat head, as she pumps my cock faster and faster with those very perfectly shaped tits.

Kelly lays Kim back and eats her pussy, her tongue rolling and popping inside Kim's bald cunt, licking her out with with cum seeking gusto.

Bridgette bobs her long blonde haired head on my cock, her breasts wrapped tightly around my cock, as she fucks my cock with intense vigor, her full lips sucking harder on my fat crown, her tongue lathering my sensitive underside of my head.

Kim grinds on Kelly's mouth, cumming into it. Kelly smiles, lapping up Kim's super sweet cream, sucking hard on her convulsing cunt.

I lead Bridgette over to the bed and line her, Kelly and Kim up, side by side, their backs to me. I doggy style fuck all three, alternating holes, my cock loving every second of spreading and jackhammering up three different wet, tight and super talented pussies. I slap all three asses, pulling each hottie's hair, slam fucking each tight gripping, cumming cunt. They all three scream out in orgasmic ecstasy, cumming on me.

When I cum, Kim, Kelly and Bridgette all three kneel around my bulging, ready to explode cock, licking the head. I pump my thick, gooey cream all over all three smiling faces, covering each one with my immense load of creamy sperm. Kim and Kelly kiss, sharing my cum, as Bridgette sucks me dry, then all three perfect goddesses kiss, licking each cum glazed face clean, sharing and swallowing every thick drop of cock cream I pumped out.

My life gets better and better every day. So much sex... so much cum spewing fun. (Big smile)

Kim finds out why her mom stole Kourtney and Khloe's sex tape. She was jealous. Kris told Kim she wanted to make a sex tape for me and she was upset at her daughter's for beating her to it. She thought if she could steal it, then she could replace it with hers and I would be grateful to her.

We solved the whole situation easily. Kris returned the sex tape... and I made one with her. Kim filmed me fucking her mom in the pussy, ass, in between her big, mature tits and in her very talented mouth. Kris sucked me off twice actually. She's a cum freak. Kris sucked me off three times on my wedding day. God, I love cumming in her mouth.

Kris also drank two loads of my piss on the tape and took a piss enema... Kim's piss... as I fucked her tits. Kim swallowed that load, then Kris took a big load of my piss in her ass while I ass fucked her on my patio. Kim filmed it all.

A simple solution to a weird problem. A fun solution too. We put up both sex tapes and both have been huge hits. I really do love my life. Hey... I'm always... Living The Good Life.

Epsisode 02 will feature more of my wacky... and very sexy mother in law Kris Jenner. It will also feature a freaky piss bang with Kelly and more fucked up family fun too. Stay tuned perverts. Peace.