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10/14/2019 

Spence The Pornstar Ch. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real

Stars Of This Story :

James (Me)

Kim Kardashian (Herself)

Beyonce (Herself)

Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens)

Professor Gaia (Herself)

Christy Canyon (Herself)

"Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help him get over with the fans and film some footage with him and a pornstar or someone? I'm taking a chance trying to turn him into a pornstar, but I think it will work... even though it may be hard... I still think I'm right. I think he can do it. Use your charm babe... help him out... build his confidence, OK babe?"

"Ok babe... anything for you James. Do you really think he can do it? I'll try and help... any way I can... but like you said, it's gonna be hard." Kim hugged me. We kissed and I squeezed that phat booty of hers, smacking it through her pink sweatpants. I ran my hands down inside her pants and played with that booty, Kim moaning into my mouth.

I had made a bet with a rich friend and business associate. He bet me $1,000,000 that I couldn't take my chubby, nerdy assistant, Spence Ulchin and make him a pornstar. I have confidence in myself doing anything and I'm the King Of Porn... so I have a lot of confidence in winning this bet. The problem was, my friend said, as part of the bet, I couldn't directly help Spence myself. So, I was indirectly trying to help by getting my wife, Kim Kardashian and new girlfriend, Beyonce to help Spence. I figured, even though they aren't pornstars, they are big time celebrities, so at least they could get Spence a lot of attention and create a positive image for him with the porn fans... image is everything in entertainment.

I figured there was no way this couldn't work, as famous... and hot... as Kim and Beyonce are, there was no way even the awkward one, Spence, could mess this up... I hoped. The bet was for one week... I had one week to make Spence a pornstar.. good thing there was a convention 120 miles away.

I don't like losing so I asked Kim to help... Kim has the magic touch so I knew if anyone could help Spence, she could.

Kim and Beyonce headed down to the 619 with Spence. I hung out at home and got comfortable with another girlfriend, Professor Gaia. She's a sex coach and cam girl. She's Puerto Rican and Black with huge natural titties and huge areolaes. She's thick and super sexy, with luscious lips that drive me wild.

Gaia was riding my cock later that evening as I laid back in my lounger, by the pool. I played with those awesome tits, pinching and pulling those brown nipples, slapping and squeezing those huge cans as she bounced that phat pussy all over my big white cock.

"I love your big dick daddy... FUCK... you can fuck!" Gaia laughed so sexy, sticking out her sexy tongue and wiggling it at me as we passed a blunt, smoked and fucked.

I got a call from Kim. "Hey beautiful, how's San Diego?"

"It's fine babe... Spence is the problem. He's struck out with every porn chick we've tried to hook him up with. I'm sorry baby... I'm trying my best... I don't know if this is gonna work."

"I knew it would be tough babe. I appreciate you helping. I can't call her and help, but call Christy Canyon and tell her about the situation... she'll help. She's at the convention."

Gaia was drinking a bottle of Hennessy as she bounced on my cock. She passed it to me and I took a swig. Her phat pussy felt so fucking good, hugging my thick cock so tight. She kept smiling at me, riding me faster, those huge titties bouncing wildly.

"Ok babe... I'll get in touch with Christy... I really don't wanna let you down baby. I'll keep trying. Love you."

"You're not letting me down sweetheart. I appreciate everything. Love you too." I hung up, thinking I might be out a million bucks.

Gaia screamed out, cumming for the third time, bouncing so fucking hard on my hard as steel cock. We drank the Henny. I poured some on Gaia's perfect tits. I licked it off and sucked hard on her phat tits, motor boating them and sucking them as hard as I possibly could. I smacked her thick booty hard and jizzed her pussy, my big ass cock pumping my load deep up that beautiful twat.

Gaia and I relaxed in my lounger, drinking the Hennessy and eating some BBQ I had made earlier.

Back in San Diego, Kim had contacted Christy and finally they could see of Spence could get the job done. Christy was in Kim's suite, on the bed with Spence. Beyonce and Kim were wearing white and black striped silk robes... nothing else... in case they had to flash Spence for some extra motivation. Christy was nude, those perfect, big natural juggs of hers are legendary in the porn world and they were on full display for Spence... And the camera to see. Kim was filming... Beyonce was watching and offering encouragement to Spence.

"Spence hunny, just relax... you're gonna be a big pornstar, so have some fun for us with Christy." Beyonce smiled and flashed some titty for him. She squeezed her nipple and a few drops of milk dribbled out. She wiped them up with her finger and sucked her finger clean. Spence stared in awe... he was also speechless.

"So Christy, why don't you let Spence play with those gorgeous tits of yours." Kim directed as she filmed.

"Sure thing." Christy grabbed Spence's hands and put them on her tits. She squeezed his hands on her tits. Spence was very nervous, he was having "stage fright" and couldn't get an erection. He also was nervous about Kim and Beyonce being there and about being filmed too. He was wearing his jeans and nothing else. Christy reached over and squeezed his soft cock in his jeans, while Spence squeezed her awesome, natural 36DD tits. Spence was sweating and shaking from "stage fright."

"Very nice Spence... Very nice cock." Christy tried to get him to relax. She unzipped his jeans and pulled out his 6 inch and thick... but soft... cock. Christy started jacking it... but still a softy.

"Come on Spence... relax and enjoy Christy. She's here to please you. Let her make you feel good." Kim was trying to help Spence by getting him to relax also...still no luck.

Christy pulled off Spence's jeans and started sucking his cock. Spence closed his eyes and tried to relax... still soft. Christy sucked his cock for fifteen minutes, bobbing her head on his thick, soft cock, her long brown hair flying... still soft. Christy tried something different. She wrapped her gorgeous juggs around Spence's soft cock and fucked it with them. Those legendary Christy Canyon tits wrapped tightly around that soft cock. Christy pumped his cock with them for another fifteen minutes... still soft.

"Kim... I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to go. Sorry I couldn't help. Tell James hi... and I'm sorry. I tried." Christy got dressed and left.

Kim put the camera down, frustrated at Spence and feeling guilty about letting me down. "SPENCE... STAND UP!" Kim ordered. Spence was frustrated at himself and really nervous, knowing he let me and Kim down. Kim was upset and Spence was scared. He got up.

"YOU LISTEN TO ME... I'M NOT GONNA LET MY MAN DOWN... YOU ARE GONNA GET A FUCKING ERECTION AND YOU ARE GONNA FUCK ON CAMERA!! JAMES BET A MILLION DOLLARS ON YOU AND YOU OWE HIM... SO GET THAT FUCKING COCK HARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW... DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME????" Kim was right in Spence's face, poking his chest with her finger, a very stern look on her perfect face.

Spence was scared... but also excited. He looked down and his cock was now rock hard. He smiled, happy about finally getting an erection, but Christy had left. "Ummm... Christy left... there's no one for me to fuck on camera... I'm sorry Kim... Please don't hate me." Spence looked nervously at Kim. She realized Spence was right. He had struck out with all the porn chicks. Beyonce chimed in...

"He can fuck me. I don't wanna let James down either... So Spence can fuck me. Guess I'll make my porn debut too." Beyonce said, laughing and taking off her robe. She climbed on the bed and got on all fours. Beyonce looked back at Spence, who stared at Beyonce's world famous, bootylicious booty. She smacked her ass and smiled.

"Well... what are you waiting for Spence... get to work. Bring that white dick over here and pound my sweet pussy, whiteboy."

Spence smiled big and walked up behind Beyonce. She grabbed his now rock hard, thick cock and slid it up her pussy. Kim grabbed the camera smiling, knowing I would win the bet... also knowing her boss bitch treatment of Spence was why.

Spence starting slamming his thick white dick up Beyonce's sweet, juicy pussy. He grabbed her hips and went wild. He was so excited and happy with himself. He also didn't wanna let me down so he was happy about that... and also happy to be fucking Beyonce. "Pound that pussy sugah. Fuck... Do me good baby." Beyonce shook her head, her light brown hair flying wildly. She moaned and reached under herself, rubbing her clit.

Kim filmed it all, moving from side to side, zooming in on Spencer's white cock as it plunged into Beyonce's perfect black pussy. Kim smacked Spence's chubby ass. "Fuck her Spence... you're a pornstar now... so act like it!" Kim smiled, enjoying being the director and boss bitch. Spence kept going and going, his cock flying in and out of Beyonce's leaking pussy.

"I'M GONNA CUMMMMM!! YEAHHHHHHHHH... DO ME WHITEBOY!!" Spence grabbed Beyonce long hair and pulled it, pounding her cunt harder and harder. Beyonce came hard all over Spence's white dick. Kim was turned on watching the fucking. She took off her robe and kept filming. She smacked Spence's ass again. Spence, so excited and happy, surprised Beyonce by pulling out, spitting on his cock and pushing it against her anus. Beyonce lurched forward, then smiled. She loves anal sex. "Shove it in Spence... fuck my ass baby." Beyonce said smiling, looking back at Spence.

Spence shoved his thick white dick up one of the greatest asses ever. He smacked Beyonce's ass and fucked it hard. He held her hips, smiling so fucking big. Beyonce moaned loud and took the booty banging with a smile.

Kim wanted to get a different shot... to make the movie even better. She got on the floor between Beyonce's legs and held the camera upwards towards Spence's cock. She was so excited she started licking Beyonce's clit and labia. Beyonce screamed out and came again. Kim licked up her juices as she held the camera near the floor, pointing up, filming Spence's thick cock pounding Beyonce's perfect booty. Kim was happy with Spence now. He was fucking Beyonce like a pornstar. Kim tickled his balls with her left hand and smiled as she licked Beyonce's pussy clean. Spence couldn't beverages his luck. He was booty banging Beyonce and Kim was tickling his balls...he was so fucking happy.

Kim made sure to lick Beyonce's delicious, bald pussy totally clean. She filmed the whole time. She couldn't stop smiling, so happy for me to win my bet and so happy she was the reason why. She was also really turned on. Kim started rubbing her pussy. She licked Beyonce's juicy labia all the way up and down. Spence kept pummeling Beyonce's perfect booty, smacking it and fucking it harder. His balls would brush against Kim's lips as she licked Beyonce's pussy.

Kim laughed, knowing how much Spence was enjoying his porn debut. She decided to reward him so she stuck out her tongue and licked his big balls. She zoomed in on that, knowing the fans would love that. Spence moaned so loud. Kim laughed again and even sucked his balls, one at a time. Kim was very horny. Spence groaned loud and dumped his load of jizz up Beyonce's perfect ass.

Beyonce moaned and shook her booty, driving Spence crazy. Kim smiled. Beyonce came again and Kim licked it all up again. Spence breathed deep, calming down from the fucking, smiling at the pleasure.

Spence's cock slipped pit of Beyonce's ass. It was not half hard. It was still leaking cum and some even ran out of Beyonce's ass. Kim filmed everything, smiling. She stuck her tongue out and licked Spence's leaking cock head. She liked the taste of his jizz so she sucked his cock clean. Spence shook and smiled big from the feeling. Kim then licked up the cum that ran out of Beyonce's ass. Kim moaned and swallowed it all. She smacked her lips at the camera and blew it a kiss.

We rushed to edit the movie the next day and put it out. It exploded all over the internet. Spence in a porn movie with Beyonce and Kim Kardashian broke the internet... I won my bet... I was right once more and it felt good. Kim and I went on a vacation and fucked our brains out to celebrate. Plus... I had a new pornstar to make money off of. Spence The Pornstar was just getting started.

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