Freak Fucking Sex Parody

I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty. Shit!

I belch again and stretch out my left arm. I feel something soft. I move my hand around and still feel something soft. I move my hand lower and feel something soft and shapely. I finally open my eyes and see a blurry ass. I slowly move over to it and inspect it. It's female... thankfully... looks wrinkled... so probably an old broad. I lean down and smell it, spreading the soft cheeks. I see a rosebud... I lick it... tastes nice... So I slide my tongue up it.

I eat out the anonymous, mature booty for a few minutes. My cock gets hard, so I decide to inspect the unknown anus with my hard cock. I climb up on the unknown person and push against the tight anus. The old broad moans, as my rock hard cock slowly, but steadily inches up the tight ass. Damn, I love fucking tight asses. My beer belly pushes the old broad down I to the bed. I start drilling up her ass... that tight, clenching booty locks down on my impaling meat missile a day I start fucking harder. Fuck, it feels good.

The brown haired broad moans louder, still asleep, and wiggles her soft, wrinkled ass while I ram it. She smiles, enjoying the experience. I still don't remember who she is. I'm a fucking hungover and fucked up... a lot of liquor and drugs... I can't remember anything or anyone. I keep fucking that sexy, soft, tight ass deeper harder faster, pounding down into it, ramming my hard cock up it. The anonymous woman moans loud and squirts, soaking my already soaked bed. Her pussy nut mixes with the other pussy cum and piss, already soaked into the sheets.

I blast my wad up that super tight booty... Holy fuck it feels so damn good... filling it with my sex cream. I lean down to kiss the old broad and I see her smiling, biting her bottom lip. She enjoyed my booty work, so I smile. I shake my head to clear it and it dawns on me... she's Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy had hired me as an escort for the evening. We went to dinner and came back to my place for dessert. She had swallowed three loads of my cream, after I fucked those awesome, huge, slightly saggy titties of hers.

I lean down and kiss her. Nancy sucks my tongue, waking up, reaching up and playing with my hair. "Mmmmmmmm... thank you James... I love your cock. My ass loves it too." We kiss some more. I need to piss, so I do. I start pissing in Nancy Pelosi's gilf booty. It pours out around the sides of my cock and her thick, mature booty. I smile and relax... enjoying every fucking second of pissing in such a tight... and powerful woman's... ass.

I love my job. I get paid to fuck famous women. I so get to piss in them when I want... and I wanted to very much, at this exact moment. Nancy smiles, rubbing my face, biting her lip, loving my warm piss enema I'm giving her.

I piss for a full minute... it pours out, all over my sheets... I don't give a fuck... I keep pissing in Nancy's sexy ass, reaching under her and groping those huge titties. I smile so fucking big, feeding Nancy's gilf ass my warm piss enema. I finally stop... kiss Nancy... and roll off of her.

"That's so hot James... I love being used as a urinal. I love drinking piss. I love you pissing in my ass... it's so dirty and depraved. I'm cummmmmmmminggggggggg!!" Nancy closes her eyes and cums. She opens her big labia and I watch her pussy jizz pump out, all over my bed. I lean down and open my mouth, catching it and swallowing it. I suck her mature, bushy cunt, drinking down her pussy cum happily.

Nancy lays me back and wraps those huge, soft tits around my cock, pumping it with them. She licks my plump crown, chewing on it, looking right at me. I fuck her huge tits bard and fast... pounding them, as she holds them around my throbbing manmeat. Nancy smiles seductively at me, blowing me a big kiss, as I pummel those huge old milk jugs. I start jizz in on her sexy face. Nancy sticks out her tongue and laps up the remaining cum, as it spurts out. Nancy sticks the tip of her tongue in my piss slit and licks out any cum left.

Nancy sucks me dry, then smiles at me, wanting more. "I'm thirsty daddy... Please give me something warm a day yellow to drink. Pleaseeeeeee." She blows me a kiss. I smile and start pissing again. Nancy wraps her full, luscious lips around my pissing, twitching cock and suck it all out. She gulps down eight mouthfuls of piss, not missing a fucking drop. I put my hand on her head and push it all the way down on my cock. She gladly plays along, opens her throat and let's me piss right down it. She drinks every warm drop down eagerly. Nancy sucks me bone dry and kisses all over my happy cock when she's done.

We fuck the rest of the day. I pound her pussy, booty, mouth a down those awesome tits. I suck them for an hour straight... drinking her tasty milk down, with a big ass smile on my face, Nancy hugging my head tight to her ample, mature chest.

She's become one of my top regulars. Nancy hires me at least twice a week. She bought me a new pimped out Caddy. I fucked her silly... all night long... as a thank you. She drinks my piss every time we fuck... sometimes she calls me to come over and piss in her coffee or hot chocolate. She pays me, so I do it. Nancy loves piss... she craves it. She's a hot, sex crazed granny. It's fun as fuck... Gettin' Freaky With Nancy Pelosi.