WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck...

"Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?"

"You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)"

"Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't fuck it up!"

"I got it boss. It's perfect."

My warm piss is flowing. Another peaceful, white trash afternoon. Makin' Piss Sluts 28. It's a big sellin' line for us.

"OK mama... that was great." My mama Betty (Anna Maria Horsford From The Friday Movies) is my step mama. My real mama Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is in New York filmin' her show. Fuck, I miss her. She's comin' back in time to film a scene with me for this damn movie. She's gonna be the cover girl. Mama's been on the cover of 6 of em. My wife Kim Kardashian has been on the cover of 12. She's like the official Piss Sluts cover girl.

I not only own this fuckin' trailer park... It's known as The World's Horniest Trailer Park... and you're sure as hell gonna see why, but I also own White Trash XXX. It's the talk of the fuckin' porn biz. We do freaky ass, fucked up, perverted, no limits, guerilla style porn movies. Alotta piss, fisting, fetish, cosplay, freak fuckin' fun shit... with a big ass white trash vibe to it. I'm white trash for life motherfuckers!

"Thanks mama... sexy bitch. Smile at the camera and tell em you're a piss slut."

"MWAH...I'm a piss slut for my baby. He's got the best piss... I love it!" Betty doin' a great job bein' a piss slut.

Doorbell rings... I ignore it... keeps ringing...

I walk out my bedroom, to the front fucking door... nude. I open the damn door... scratchin' my nuts. It's one of my baby mama's, Courtney Love. "Hey baby... I need some money." Courtney askin' for money again. I squeeze her sweet titties.

"SPENCE... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND GIVE COURTNEY ONE OF MY WELFARE CHECKS." I flop down on the sofa... been up all night, so I'm fuckin' tired. My cousin Spence (From The King Of Queens) comes running in and hands Courtney one of my welfare checks. That's a long story, but I'll shorten it for ya ass. I've had a few run ins with the law. Roughly 17 court cases. The fuckin' government's been tryin' to railroad me into the damn slammer forever. I'm a freak fuckin' white trash outlaw and they hate that shit.

They got caught though, on the last case, plantin' evidence and the judge got all pissed off about it. My fans have been on the feds asses every time they try and lock me up, so the judge said he was gonna expose all the crooked shit the government was doin' to me... and they panicked. They wanted to cover the whole mess up, so they dropped all charges and agreed not to harass me anymore.

They gave me a big ass settlement too. On top of the big ass settlement, they give me a big ass welfare check each month for all the kids I have. Last count, it was 12. Hey... I love to knock bitches up. It's a fun ass hobby. I was so happy to be done with that court shit, I hooked the judge up with some free pussy and weed after the trial.

"Thanks baby. Can we fuck?" Courtney getting' right to the point. It's one of my favorite things about the bitch.

"Not right now baby. I'm worn the fuck out. Maybe later. Spence... fuck Courtney." I nod off. Courtney grabs Spence and pulls his... and her... clothes off, right there. Courtney lays out on the floor, opens those long legs wide and takes the dicking like a champ. She's a helluva good fuck. Spence slams her twat for a good ten minutes. I think they both cum together... who the fuck knows.

"OK GUYS... A LITTLE MORE... NO... JUST A LITTLE... OK... THERE. PERFECT. NOW HOOK IT IN." My wife Penny (From The Big Bang Theory) is supervising my new, pimped out, neon WHITE TRASH XXX sign being put in over top my office trailer.

"GREAT JOB GUYS... HERE." Penny gives the workers a nice bonus, pulling up her white, wifebeater tank top and flashin' em. Penny shakes her sweet ass 32C titties for em, jumpin' up and down. The workers explode into raucous cheers and wolf whistles. They rain down all over Penny and her magnificent cans.

Penny pulls her top down. The workers boo. Penny laughs. "SORRY FELLAS." She waves... then turns around and sees another of my wives Kim Kardashian.

"Hey Penny. Giving the workers a nice bonus huh?" Kim asks, smirking and giggling.

"Yeah..." Penny answers.

She's interrupted with a loud, ""SHOW YOUR TITS" chant from above, directed at Kim.

Penny smiles at Kim. She's wearing a baby blue and white, spandex workout outfit. Skin tight, accentuatin' those awesome curves of hers. "SORRY GUYS... NOT TODAY." Kim tells the horny bastards. They boo her. Kim and Penny laugh... then they kiss for a minute, to shut the dumbasses up. It's met with excited chants of, "HELL YEAH" and "START FUCKING."

Penny and Kim walk off... shaking those perfect asses for the horny bastards, as they leave.

"Did Phil try and feel you up too, last night at the party?" Penny asks Kim.

"Yeah... I finally just let him feel my ass, so he would calm down." Kim says, shaking her head and smiling.

"He wouldn't stop trying to feel me up. I mean... I was half drunk, so I probably would've blown him or something anyway, but he kept being so pushy, it was annoying. I finally let him grope my tits, while I drank a margarita. He's got a real nice cock. I jerked it a little for him, but Vanessa came over and started slapping him. It was funny as hell. She was yelling at him and cussing him out in Spanish. I laughed so damn hard." Penny giggles.

My uncle Phil (Dr Phil) and my aunt Vanessa Del Rio live in the trailer park. They fight a lot... usually bout Phil's gamblin' or foolin' around. It's funny, cause Vanessa's not only a porn legend... she's also one of the horniest bitches you'll come across... and all over. We fuck all the time. Everybody here does. We fuck... it's what we do.

"JAMESSSSSS... COME HERE PLEASEEEEEE." I hear my baby sister Kat (Kat Dennings) calling me. Damn, tryin' to take a nap. (Loud Belch)... "JAMESSSSSS... PLEASE COME HEREEEEEEE." I finally get up (big yawn) and make my way to Kats bedroom. OUCH... Damn plant. Stubbed my damn toe. My sister Kat has me wrapped around her little finger... and she fuckin' knows it. It's annnoying as shit sometimes. But, hey... she's my baby sister... and she's one of the best fucks on earth, so I put up with it. Awesome titties too.

I stand at her open door and watch Kat dry herself off. Just outta the shower, nice and wet, big titties jigglin'. "Yes." I say, watchin' dem big ass titties real close.

"Hey there. Just wanted to say I love you... and you're little bastard mascot or whatever he is, is peeping me again." Kat smiles, shaking her 34DDs for me.

"Love you too... HORNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" My little leprechaun buddy Hornswoggle (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) comes out of Kat's closet, grinnin' from ear to ear, jerkin' his surprisingly big dick.

"Why you gotta be so damn creepy Horny? Such a nice dick. If your cool, I'll let you fuck me silly again." Kat slaps his little bearded face. They've fucked before. Like I said earlier... we fuck... it's what we do.

Kat drops her towel... and drops to her knees in front of me. She looks up lovingly and licks my huge crown, kissing it too. She sucks me in, smiling a very slutty smile, taking about half of my 12 super thick inches down her throat. She grabs Horny's 8 and a half inches and strokes it. He giggles wildly, grinning big and sleazy, and jumps up and down like a maniac... must be a leprechaun thing. Kat's so fuckin' gorgeous, from head to fuckin' toe. She shakes her dark brown haired head side to side as she sucks me, twirling her tongue all over my sensitive shaft.

Kat jerks Hornswoggle, as she now deepthroats me, taking in all 12 inches, her throat so tight and smooth... not gagging at all. Her nose is pressed into my crotch, she even licks my balls, lathering them with her saliva. We spend the next half hour with me laying on her bed, Kat riding me in her pussy and Horny sleazy bangin' her ass. Kat and I kiss, as I grope and play with those awesome natural tits. They're so full and heavy in my hands, so squeezable and soft. Horny slams up Kat's ass, smacking her phat booty with his little horny ass leprechaun hand. Kat moans into my mouth, sucking my tongue, smiling a sex crazed smile.

Hornswoggle cums up Kat's gorgeous ass and goes to the bathroom, while Kat bounces hard on my super cock. "FUCKKKKKKKK... I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" Kat squirts all over my cock and balls and keeps bouncin'. I slap and squeeze those awesome titties so damn hard, pinching her big, perky nipples, watching her lick her luscious, full lips, cumming again, slamming all the way down on my huge, ready to pop cock. I explode my cum up that super sweet honey hole. It pumps deep and fast up Kat's tight twat.

(Toilet flushing)... Horny cums outta the bathroom and watches... giggling like crazy... Kat suck my cum glazed cock clean. She licks and sucks every fuckin' inch of my foot long dick. She rubs that gorgeous, sex hungry face all over it, smiling up at me so sweet and slutty, blowin' me sweet kisses. I fondle her big tit and watch every damn second. Kat drinks my piss too. Every fuckin' warm drop. She clamps those perfect lips around my very thick shaft and gulps it all down with a smile. I groan happily, squeezing her big, soft tit, pissin' right down my gorgeous, big titty sister's throat. I love my fuckin' life.

"OK... do we have all the chairs in place?"

"Yes... all of them. Lights are working. Everything's set for tonight."

"Good job Spence. Is Nia around?"

"Yeah. I saw her earlier."

"Good. Make sure the high rollers have everything they need tonight. It's gonna be a big betting night."

"You got it Penny." Spence and Penny are making sure everything's ready for our Fuck Fights. We put on fights here. We film em too. They're a big seller. Our fights are a little different than normal backyard fights. If you lose... you get fucked in the ass by the winner... and the winner gets to cum... and piss... anywhere on you... or in you... that they want. A lot of money gets bet on our fights. My bodyguard, WWE Superstar Nia Jax is my top female fighter. She's undefeated. She fights chicks and dudes. My girl has made me alotta cheese. We fuck after every fight too. She's a beast in the ring... and a fuckin' freak in the sheets. Sexy ass, big ass Samoan chick.

My Cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) is my top male fighter. He's undefeated too. He keeps teasing his brother SPENCE, that he's gonna, "GET THESE HANDS"... Spence is scared I'll actually book him to fight Braun. Sometimes tease him and I tell him I am... then I watch him run around pissin' his pants. Funny stuff.

My main girlfriend, Japanese porn superstar Hitomi Tanaka lives with me too. She's been back in Japan on business, but my sister Nikki-Dee is pickin' her up at the airport. Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) is a gorgeous sweetheart, piece of pregnant ass. Big ass titties, the most beautiful smile you've ever seen, and a sweet ass personality too... as well as fun as fuck to fuck. Damn, I love fuckin' her.

Nikki-Dee's married... damn husband is a fuckin' buzzkill. He wants a prim and proper lady wife. Nikki-Dee's my sister, so she's a sex hungry, perverted freak... like the rest of us. She's visiting, so her lame ass husband ain't around... thankfully.

"JAMESSSSSSSS..." My gorgeous ass cousin Jessica Simpson jumps into my arms and goes all kiss crazy on my face. "I've missed you handsome. Mmmmmm... I've missed this huge cock too." Jessica grabs my cock through my gray shorts. She keeps kissin' the fuck outta me, those big fucking titties rubbin' all over my naked chest. Fuck, she's hot.

We kiss, suck tongues, her arms around my shoulders. I back her against my trailer and pull out my cock, pull up her very short red mini skirt... no panties... my girl... and start dick slammin' that fine ass neatly trimmed pussy of hers.

"FUCK YEAH!! POUND MY PUSSY JAMES!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING COCK DADDY!!" We kiss, her lips so sweet and full. I yank her huge titties outta her low cut red top and lace bra, and suck em good. I chew on em and suck em so fuckin' hard... leaving suck prints all over her soft titties. Jessica cums all over me, sweet pussy nectar spraying my rampaging rod. I keep slamming up her tight cunt, her swollen, wet labia gliding up and down my hard throbbing shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm... FUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!" Jessica cums again, as I suck the sweet titty milk from her awesome, natural cans. I drink down three mouthfuls. It squirts fast out of her puffy pink nipples. I keep suckin' and fuckin' my famous cousin, slamming into that sweet, pink cunt, her perfect body pressed against the trailer.

Jessica cums again and again. Pussy cream everywhere. I pump my big load up into her sweet, tight pussy, kissing her deeply, as my cock blasts the cream out. Fuck, I love Jessica. She's my favorite cousin. "Whewwww... Damn, daddy... That was awesome! I fucking missed you baby." Jessica says, smiling and kissing me like crazy.

"Missed you too hot stuff. Sexy ass bitch. Damn, we should get married. Dump that dude you got now. He can't handle you like I can. Fuckin' sexy as fuck."

"OK... Let's get married. I'll dump his ass for you anytime." We make out for another five minutes. I suck her gorgeous, natural titties some more. We share her milk, kissin'... Jessica drinks it outta my mouth.

My step sister Dana (Regina King) greets me, as I come in the back door. She kisses me... I squeeze her sweet little ass. She's got on a tight gray t shirt... no bra and short, tight little shorts. I take care of all my sisters. I look after em and keep em happy. Dana and I have gotten real close since her mom married my dad. She's a horny little freak too. Gorgeous lips... and big ol nipples.

"Howard wants to fuck me. Offered me $500." Dana tells me. Mama Betty hands me a beer.

"So... fuck him. It's $500. Bernadette will beat his little ass afterwards, so it'll be funny as hell." I tell Dana... sitting down, drinkin' my beer, mama in my lap. "You fucked him before. You know he's got a little dick. Easy $500." Dana fucked Howard before at one of our parties. A little liquor is a pretty damn good aphrodisiac.

By the way, Howard Wolowitz is a perverted, little peepin' tom engineer. He and his wife Bernadette live next door. She's a short, sweet... and hot as fuck... microbiologist. They're both in my crew. Nice couple. Bernie's got big, natural cans... great fuck too. Freaky little chick. I dig her.

"You know honey... if you have a chance to make some nice money, being sexy... go for it. Howard's harmless. I let him fuck my titties for helping me clean out my garden. He won't last long anyway." Mama tells Dana, then she kisses me. She's a fuckin' doll.

"Yeah... you're right. It's easy money." Dana kisses me and mama.

"If he's a problem... tell me. I'll kick his little ass for ya." I reassure Dana. She hugs me and kisses my cheek. I pull her shirt up and pour some beer on her sweet, little tits. I lick it all off and suck her titties for awhile. I swirl my tongue around those big ass, ebony nipples and suck away. Dana hugs my head to her tits and moans her happy approval.

Mama pulls my cock out and pulls her pants down, riding me so damn good. She and Dana take turns bouncin' on my huge white dick. I drink my beer and squeeze some black titties, while they ride me and kiss each other. I blast my wad up Dana's pussy. She looks right at me and bites her bottom lip, as my super cock pumps her full of thick cream. Mama starts to eat it out of her, but I stop her.

"Leave it Mama. Let it be a nice surprise for Howard. Make him eat your pussy before he fucks you Dana." We all laugh.

"Great idea James." Dana smiles. We kiss... and we kiss mama too. Nice three way make out session.

Dana gets up and wipes her cum glazed slit... covering up the surprise. She sucks her finger clean. "Mmmmmmm... best cum ever. I love it." Dana smiles her sluttiest smile for me. We kiss. I smack her ass and Dana goes off to meet up with Howard for their "date." Mama and I make out some more... big titty fondling and big booty squeezes.

I sit at the table, gray shorts, air jordans and my Pimp Daddy chain on. One and a half mil bling jack. Kim bought it for me. Anniversary present. My dad (Dr Evil From The Austin Powers Movies) comes in... I have a bunch of people livin' here with me. It's a huge ass trailer. "Son... how are you today?"

"I'm great dad... how are you?" Dad looks at me with his trademark, creepy, but trying to be rather evil, look. "Fine... fine... I was just wondering, if you thought about what I said yesterday."

"Dad... I'm not gonna follow in your footsteps. I've got a good thing goin' here. Fuckin'... suckin'... porn, partyin'... a little weed and liquor operation... and fightin'. No need for evil world domination. I'm too damn busy... sorry."

"I hear ya... It's just that... c'mon... I'm an evil genius... and... no offence... but... you're the white trash king. It's kinda embarrassing for me. Sorry. I love ya son... but... ya know..." Dad gives me a consoling smirk.

"Sorry dad. Ask Scott again." I tell him to ask my half brother Scott (Seth Green).

"Scott? He's so ridiculously quasi evil. He can't follow in my friggin' footsteps. You're a leader. He's a friggin' creepy hippie or something... I mean, really..." Dad looks really disappointed.

"Sorry. Have a beer. You'll be fine."

"Sure, I'll have a beer. That'll solve everything." Daddy chugs two beers at a time. He coughs it up, spilling them everywhere. I laugh.

I see Courtney Love coming in the front door. "Hey Courtney... blow my dad. He needs to relax." I walk to my bedroom.

"OK. Anything for you James." Courtney walks over to my dad and drops to her knees. I hear her unzip his pants, as I enter my bedroom and flop on the bed. I'm worn out and need a nap. I close my eyes, just as Kim comes in and crawls into bed with me. We pimp snuggle. "Tired, huh babe?"

"Yep."

"Can Iay here with you?"

"Yeah babe." I kiss her.

"I think Nia's gonna fight your uncle Phil."

I laugh. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, Vanessa is mad at him, so it was her idea. She wants him to get beat up and fucked in the ass." Kim laughs... so do I.

I drift off to sleep, holding Kim, laughing. We wake up an hour later. Quick nap. Dana comes in my bedroom... just outta the shower, towel wrapped around her. She crawls into bed with us. "How did it go Dana?" Kim asks her.

"About as expected. Howard didn't last long. I did make him eat my pussy first James. He said it tasted funny, but I told him I put some whipped cream in there for him." We laugh. "He said he liked it... I told him, I'm sure he did." We laugh some more. Nice three way snuggle... pimp style.

The fights are a success. A lot of money being bet. As expected, Nia knocked out Uncle Phil... she put on her strapon and fucked his ass too. Aunt Vanessa was cheerin' and cussin' Phil out in Spanish the whole damn time. Funny as hell. We filmed it all. Sorry Phil, but business is business.

Nia and I fucked. I drilled that thick, Samoan ass through five Big O's. Fucked her pussy and tits too. Came all over her sexy face. Kim licked it all up. I pissed all over both of their faces. Gonna put them in Piss Sluts 28 along with mama Betty... and mama too.

Braun and Spence got to tag team Bernie... while Howard had to watch. Bernie likes to cuckold him. They double analed her... fucked her pussy and ass at the same time. Braun and Spence both came on Bernie's sweet tits. She made Howard lick it up. He did... then threw up. They filmed it.

Just another day in my freaky ass, white trash life. Stay tuned for the next episode. Mama, Kim, Penny, Hitomi, Nikki-Dee, my cousin Carrie Heffernan... and some surprise appearances in that one. We're just getting' started. See ya next time my fellow freaks... WHITE TRASH FOR LIFE... GOD BLESS PUSSY AND WEED.