WARNING: OFFENSIVE TWISTED PERVERTED FUCKED UP HILLBILLY FUN AND FUCKIN'... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FREAKY

BANJO MUSIC PLAYING

OUR LOG CABIN IN THE WOODS...

OUR BACK PORCH...

Howdy... I'm horny as fuck... I'm also James. This is the perverted ass story of my fucked up, freaky ass family. We love each other... we fuck each other... and we have a lot of fun up here in the woods. My mama Beth (Beth Chapman) is the boss. She's a sweetheart. She's also a baddass, so don't get on her bad side, ya hear. She's got the sweetest mama titties ever. Been suckin' on em forever. Still do, every damn day.

"JAMESSSSSS... COME HERE BABY." Hold on... Mama needs me.

I run in to check on mama. "Yes mama." Mama looks at me and wiggles her finger for me to come over to the stove. I do.

"I need your cum... for my cake icing." Mama kisses me with a smile.

"Yes mama." I pull out my foot long wiener and start jerkin'.

"No baby... let me do it." Mama kneels down, lowers her overalls, and wraps her massive titties around my rock hard dick. I smile. Mama pumps my dick with her giant mama titties. They're so soft and huge. Mama pinches her big, pink nipples, shaking those titties all over my cock. Mama sucks the head of my big ol wiener, as it pops out of her huge ass titties. God damn, that feels good.

Mama titty fucks me and sucks me so damn good. She even tickles my big ass balls. I shoot my thick cum in mama's mouth. I fill it nice and good like. Mama sucks out every creamy ass drop, jerkin' my dick fast, as she sucks it.

Mama let's my cock fall outta her mouth and grabs the mixing bowl. She spots my cum into the bowl and mixes it up with some sugar. Mama squirts her titty milk into the bowl, as I watch. She pulls dem sweet nipples, shootin' that tasty big titty milk into the bowl with my cum and the sugar.

Mama mixes it all up real good, then tastes it. "Yum... So tasty." Mama puts the bowl on the counter and sucks my big ol wiener clean. She puts it back in my overalls and gets up. "Thank you baby. Love you sweetheart." Mama kisses me again and rubs my dick through my overalls.

"You're welcome mama. Love you too." I squeeze mama's huge mama titties and smack her big ol ass. Damn, mama is sexy.

Back to my story. I live with mama and my sisters, except for Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray). She's married... to a real lame ass buzz kill. Stupid motherfucker don't want Nikki-Dee to fuck around. I mean damn... It's what we do round here. We're always fuckin'. It's our life. Boring ass bitch. Nikki-Dee's pregnant. Her lame ass husband thinks it's his. Ha. Stupid bitch don't know it's mine. Can't wait to see the look on his stupid face when he sees his kid looks just like me... and they let out a big ol fart in his face. Ha.

My other sisters Kat (Kat Dennings) and Gianna (Gianna Michaels) are both big titty beauties. I'm married to Gianna. Kat got upset but that. She wanted to marry me too, but I married Gianna on a bet. She and I had a little wager on a drinking game. I was already half drunk from moonshine, so Gianna made me agree to marry her if she drank more beers than me. She beat me by one... but hey, I won anyway. I got to marry one of the prettiest girls you'll ever see... and she's my sister. It's a win win.

I got two other wives. Penny (The Big Bang Theory) and Rachel (Ebony Pornstar Rachel Raxxx). I'll end up marrying Kat too. Why the fuck not? She damn sexy as hell, got big ass titties... and I already got three wives, so fuck it, I'll have four.

I got a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women. Got baby mamas out my ass. I'm always fuckin' somebody, so I get a lot of girls pregnant. It's fun. God damn, I wanna get some chick pregnant right now. My dick's always in the mood to fuck... women or men. We ain't too picky round here. We fuck... and we fuck some more. Must be a woods thing... or a hillbilly thing... or sumpin'.

Sittin' around a fire, waitin' on my moonshine to finish cookin'...

"Damn Spence (The King Of Queens) drink the damn beer. It's only 17 of em. Don't be a pussy." My cousin Spence is showin' off, tryin' to out drink Gianna. My sister Kat is on my lap. I'm playing with her titties while we watch Spence make a fool of himself. He's down 22 to 16 beers. Gianna can drink. Damn, I love her.

"Here... I'll make it easy for ya." Gianna pulls her overalls down and shakes her big ass, natural titties for Spence. He's wasted. He just stares all googly eyed and falls over, babblin' some gibberish or sumpin'. I reach over and squeeze Gianna titties with my right hand. My left hand is squeezin' Kat's. Gianna laughs at Spence and dumps her beer on him.

"Damn Spence... I was gonna let ya fuck me if you would've finished that beer." Gianna smirks. She kisses me. Gianna pulls my dick out and leans over, sucking me like a champ. Kat and I make out, as Gianna deepthroats my entire wiener. I fondle her hanging melons, as she sucks me off, jerking my thick base really fast, softly chewing on my fat crown.

Gianna and Kat take turns riding my dick. I suck their big ass titties and they ride me. My dick is grinning. It plunges so damn deep each time they gleefully bounce on it, stretching their sweet young pussies wide. Kat and Gianna both cum twice, flooding my crotch and overalls. I suck dem titties so damn good... all four of em. I cum deep up Gianna's sweet, phat pussy, pumping a cum geyser into that sweet pussy. Kat, Gianna and I all make out, sucking tongues, while I manhandle their gorgeous cans.

Spence is still passed out. Our cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) stands over him and laughs. He pulls his dick out and starts pissin' all over his face. We all laugh. I break out the banjo and star playin'. Kat and Gianna dance naked, shakin' dem gorgeous, big titties all over the place... and Braun keeps pissin' on Spence.

A couple hours later, Braun and I are loading the moonshine in our truck for delivery when my wife Rachel... the prettiest black girl you'll ever see... comes up and kisses me. "Hey baby... can I have some money? I owe Harry $500 and I don't feel like letting him fuck me for it. My ass is still sore from the other day."

"Sure baby." I reach in my pocket and pull out $2,000. "Here baby... keep the change."

"Awwww... thank you baby. I love you James." Rachel hugs me, all excited...rubbin' them K cup titties all over my chest. She kisses me a bunch. My girl's got some gorgeous lips.

"Love you too darlin'. Ol Harry can keep his greasy ass dick in his damn pants now." Rachel kisses me.

"You seen Spence? I wanna get him to get something from Harry for me. Harry owes him money, so I'm hoping he can talk him into it."

"Yeah baby... he was passed out earlier, by the fire pit. He smells like piss. You can thank Braun for that." Braun laughs, smirking about pissin' on his annoying cousin.

"Ok babe... thanks. Love you baby. Thanks again for the money." Rachel kisses me and heads back to the fire pit, to check on Spence. I watch her shake that gorgeous, curvy ass of hers for me, as she skips off.

"Ok Braun... let's deliver this shit and get paid!"

We get in the truck and drive to our friends house to sell the damn moonshine.

When we get back...

"Park the truck Braun. I'm gonna do see Rachel."

"Ok boss." Braun pulls away to park our delivery truck, in a secluded spot. I head inside the house to go see my wife.

I look around... No mama... no Rachel. I walk to the back room... it's a guest room. I hear moaning and slapping. I walk to the door and open it. Spence is on the bed with Rachel riding him... and mama filmin' it. Rachel's slappin' Spence's face, as she bounces on his dick.

Those giant black titties floppin' like two big ass fish outta water. I watch from the door. "Hey baby... Uhhhhhhh... Fuck me bitch. Do it right whiteboy!" Rachel slaps Spence again, bouncing harder on his thick dick. Mama plays with Rachel's titty, as she films everything. "I had to fuck him, to convince him to help me with Harry. He's got a smaller dick, so I decided to give em the pussy... Fuck that pussy, bitch... Uhhhhhhh... Yeah bitch. I'm cumming."

Rachel cums all over Spence's white dick. Spence cums up Rachel's sweet black pussy. "Yeahhhhhhhh... give me that cream, bitch. Mmmmmmm." Rachel smiles, riding out her orgasm, enjoying Spence's warm jism pumpin' into her phat, black pussy.

"Good bitch Spence. That was fun. Do a good job helping me with Harry and I'll let you fuck me again. May even let you have the ass. I like your little white dick. It'll fit nice in my butt. Rachel smacks her curvy ass and winks at me, smilin'." Rachel softly smacks Spence again. Spence smiles happily. We fuck... it's what we fuckin' do round this bitch. Ha.

Later that night...

Were sittin' around the campfire with our neighbor Bernadette Wolowitz. She's a real pretty blonde hottie with big ol titties... milk filled titties. Her husband Howard is workin' so she stopped by to say hi. I'm making out with Penny, feelin' her up, rubbin' her pussy through her white thong... it's all she's wearin'. I go ahead and pull it off and throw it to Spence. The pervert likes to jack off in em, so I gave him a present. Penny rides my dick, facing away, right in front of Bernie. I'm squeezin' her gorgeous titties, while she's grinding all over my wiener. Braun and Spence start makin' out with Bernie.

A few minutes later, it's a full on hillbilly orgy. Bernie's gettin' double dicked in her pussy and ass, while Penny's gettin' my huge dick up her sweet, shapely ass. I smack it and pound it. Bernie shoots her titty milk over to me. I catch it in my mouth and rink it. Tastes damn good. I keep plowing Penny's ass, she keeps cummin'.

We spend the next hour fuckin' and suckin' hillbilly silly. I pound out Penny's pussy, ass and mouth. Then, after Spence and Braun cum in Bernie's pussy and ass, I pound her titties, cumming all over her and Penny's beautiful, smiling faces. They lick it all up with glee. I end the night pissin' on Penny, Bernie and mama. They all drink it down happily. Mama blows Spence and Braun. Bernie and Penny blow me. It cum shakes for all the bitches.

Its our life. We fuck.. It's what we fuckin' do. We're hillbillies. We drink, we party, we fuck. Hillbilly Humpin' for us all. See ya.