THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL

STAR OF THIS STORY :

MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF)

MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY :

MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF)

"So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the middle of the biggest story in entertainment. He's your nephew Kathie Lee...

"Yes he is. He's the most gorgeous and sweetest nephew ever too."

"Please welcome, The King Of Porn and Superpimp himself... JAMES!!"

I walked out onto the stage of my aunt's show, to a big applause. I hugged Hoda and my aunt Kathie Lee. My aunt got the big hug... and a booty squeeze. I sat in the middle of them. My aunt put her hand in my lap, rubbing my cock, as I answered their questions about my newest wife... my cousin Kate Upton.

"Well, young man... you got married again and to your cousin... first, congratulations."

"Thank you."

"Second... how did this come about?"

Kathie Lee rubbed my cock some more as she asked me the question. I looked at her hard nipples poking through her thin, white blouse. She wasn't wearing a bra. My gorgeous aunt knows how to turn me on... and she loves doing it.

"Well... as you know Kate and I have been very close and we have been extremely intimate for awhile. So, she wanted to leave her last husband for me. I didn't know about getting another wife, but she convinced me and here we are."

I leaned back, my arm around my aunt and enjoyed my aunt rubbing me off.

"Did you have any misgivings about Kate being your cousin and being married? I mean it's the biggest story in entertainment... the paparazzi is having a field day with this story... it's everywhere. Kate divorced her last husband, Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander, so she could marry you, her cousin. It's a controversial story... you have to admit that." Hoda pointed out.

I shrugged my shoulders. I didn't give a fuck how controversial it was. My cousin is the hottest supermodel on earth and she really wanted to marry me, so I married her. It was pretty simple to me. I don't give a single fuck about how the paparazzi was handling it... or what anybody else thought about it. Hoda wanted some more answers though.

"So, what do your other wives think about it? What does Kim think about it? She's your first wife."

"They are cool with it. Kim (Kardashian) is totally fine with it. Yes, she's my first wife and we still have a very close bond. You gotta understand something about me. I don't give a fuck what people think about what I do... I care about what my wives and family thinks... but in the end, I'm gonna do what I want."

They bleeped out the fuck. I finished the interview with a massive erection, thanks to my gorgeous aunt. I was still backstage after the show... in Kathie Lee's dressing room, when she came back to talk... among other fun things.

"Hey there handsome nephew of mine. Get that big ass cock out so we can get this party started."

Kathie Lee took her clothes off and got on her knees in front of me. I took my clothes off and shoved my aunt's sexy head down all the fucking way on my cock. She gladly deepthroated me and licked my shaft all the way down. I pulled her mouth off of my cock. Kathie Lee opened her mouth. I spit right in it and she swallowed it down. Kathie Lee went back to sucking hard on my rock hard cock. Her beautiful, mature lips were wrapped so tightly around my manmeat as she dined on my dick. Kathie Lee's head bobbed wildly on my throbbing shaft, while she jacked my cock. I pumped my jizz into her sucking mouth and Kathie Lee eagerly drank it all down. She sucked me totally fucking dry. My aunt can suck a mean cock.

Next thing, I was straddling Kathie Lee's beautiful chest, while she wrapped her gorgeous 34C natural tits around my still, rock hard cock and I pounded them roughly, while she sucked my thick head, licking all around it as she did.

A few minutes later I was pussy pounding my aunt mercilessly... through four Big O's. I squeezed those natural cans hard as I drove her body into the carpet and pummeled her mature twat insanely hard. "YESSSSSSS... POUND MY PUSSY BABY... IT'S YOURS JAMES!!" Kathie Lee kept cumming and I kept pounding. I drilled her soaking wet, mature snatch through two more squirts, then I anal pounded her for an hour. Kathie Lee came so much, the carpet was drenched.

I laid her back on me and drilled up her ass so fucking hard and fast. Kathie Lee just held my hands that were tightly squeezing her funbags, her milk oozing through my fingers. She squirted four more times. I came up her ass twice. It poured out onto the carpet, especially when I pulled out. Kathie Lee quickly devoured my cock, sucking me clean. I spent another half hour sucking down her sweet milk. Kathie Lee moaned and hugged my head to her titties. I love my aunt's tits. I love drinking her milk and I drank hers down happily.

"I'm really happy for you baby. Don't let anybody get to you about marrying your cousin. You're a great guy and I know Kate and you love each other very much. I wish you two all the happiness in the world. I love you James."

"Thank you gorgeous. I really appreciate how great you are to me baby. I love you too, my sexy ass aunt."

We made out a few more minutes, then I left. I was meeting Kate at my hotel.

About two hours later, Kate had her world famous, huge titties wrapped around my rock hard cock. She was smiling at me, shaking her tits all over my cock, pumping it with them. I just smoked my blunt and enjoyed it all. "I love you daddy. I love this big ass cock too." Kate's so fucking sweet... and sexy. I passed Kate the blunt and she puffed hard on it. She blew the smoke all over my happy ass cock and her awesome, huge funbags.

"I love you too baby... and those big ass titties too." Kate smiled and shook her tits for me. Kate sucked my plump head, her eyes locked on mine the whole fucking time. Damn, I'm in love with my wife. I held my cum in and Kate climbed up on my cock, riding me, her huge titties hanging down in my face. I sucked them so fucking hard, licking them and roughly sucking them. Kate has the most beautiful tits and I loved every second of sucking them.

"Suck my titties James. I LOVE ITTTTTT!!" My man knows how to treat my titties, they're all yours daddy." Kate loved my tit play. I softly bit them all over, slapping them, sucking them so fucking hard. I pulled the nipples hard with my mouth, letting them go. They snapped back into place and I sucked them even harder. Kate bit her lips and played with my hair, as I molested her huge cans, with my horny mouth. I sucked each one roughly, biting and sucking them hard... drawing moans of approval from Kate.

Kate rode me like a champion cowgirl. "Yee haw daddy... I love my man's huge cock... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!" I gave my woman what she wanted. I smacked that sweet ass and drilled up her juicy cunt. Kate squirted all over my cock three times, while I hammered her perfect, bald cunt, my cock flying up it at breakneck speed, thumping her pussy mercilessly.

I put her on her hands and knees, while she smoked the blunt. I smacked that ass and slammed my ten inch meat missile insanely hard and fast up her sweet snatch. Kate's huge cans hung down and flopped wildly. I reached down and roughly slapped them and squeezed them, pinching her hard nipples, shaking those huge cans. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!" Kate screamed in ecstasy and squirted twice more.

"Who's your daddy bitch? Who's tits are these? Who's pussy is this?" I pulled Kate's long, blonde hair hard and smacked her supple ass harder, driving my fucking hard ass cock all the way up that soaking wet snatch.

"They're all yours daddy... You're my daddy James... I'm all yours... use me... fuck me... I'm yours James... all yours!!"

I fucked that perfect pussy mercilessly hard and blazing fucking fast. Kate screamed in delight and closed her eyes, licking her lips, loving my taking of her body. She was my wife... my bitch. I owned that perfect body now. She was my cousin, wife and fuck toy all wrapped up in one. Damn, I love her.

A few minutes later Kate was riding me, reverse cowgirl, while my rock hard manmeat was buried to the hilt, up her gorgeous booty. Kate slammed up and down on my cock, her perfect pussy gripping my huge cock tightly as she rode me so fucking hard, while I squeezed her huge, natural titties. They feel so fucking good. Kate blasted her pussy nut out five times, soaking the bed, while she rode my huge cock in her ass. I relentlessly ass thumped Kate, my cock rapidly drilling up her booty over and fucking over, so fucking hard and fast. I finally blasted her soft, supple ass, overflowing it with my creamy jizz. FUCKKKKKKK!! It felt great to finally release my cum up my wife's tight ass. Kate immediately got off me and guzzled down the last of my cum, sucking me totally fucking clean, rubbing my chest, looking right at me with her sexiest look.

Kate and I cuddled... pimp cuddled... my hand squeezing her ass, her head on my chest.

"I love you so much James... Thank you for marrying me. I've wanted to marry you forever. I'm so glad you finally came around... my pussy and ass are glad too." We laughed. "My mouth and tits too. Damn, you're the best fuck ever. Now you're my husband... so even more fucking for me." Kate shook her eyebrows at me. We ended up fucking the whole night and into the next evening. I banged those titties for a couple of hours straight. I fucked her pussy and ass over and over. Kate blew me several times. Fuck, my wife is hot as hell and one helluva great fuck. She also just so happens to be my cousin, so it's kinky too. Kate's perfect. She's... My Cousin My Wife Kate Upton.